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Vocaloid
In case you didn't notice you f*****g r****d, you tagged an article that was already going to be huffed in FFW. I had to remove both your tags due to that. Also, we don't want your userpage defaming Wikia, or any user in specific. That causes interwiki drama. We don't like that. Do that again, and I will BP you. Also, sockpuppeting is bad and you should feel bad. This has been an Idiot Service Announcement from: DungeonSiegeAddict510. Thank you for your time, and please try to have an IQ above <choose> <option>4</option> <option>20</option> <option>16</option> <option>50</option> <option>3.1415269...</option> <option>Kippy's dick size</option> <option>the amount of smart people in Uncyclopedia</option> <option>the number of features Aleister has</option> <option>UHH, WUTS 1+1 ? DURRR</option> <option>GayJewWiki</option> <option>the time's Kippy has had sex.(Protip: Fapping doesn't count.) </option> (Have a nice day.)
WHAT AN WELCOME!! It actally makes me want to wait out my block on the other uncyclopedia. And its a long block. And I don't think your an admin with that additude. I think your a cyberbully/admin. And I saw that there was no blocks with cyberbulling in the block log. So I guess I can cause flame wars here and nobody cares like this. DID YOU KNOW THAT VOCALOID GOT BURNATED OVA IN WIKIA UNCYCLOPEDIA BECAUSE I VOTED FOR DELETION IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!! YOUR WORK GOT FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET IN A FEW SECONDS BY SILKSIMESIMS!!! Also if you like to troll, consider creating an account on Encyclopedia dramatica. Chaoarren (talk) 21:26, 14 September 2013 (UTC)(Not great for sober people|Read HTBFANJS)
- ...no, just no. Please, go do something useful in your life, like work at McDonalds or something. I am a halfadmin here. And also, I voted delete on vocaloid in the wikia you f*****g idiot. Also, SILKSIMESIMS.... wtf? Its simsilikesims. This has been an Idiot Service Announcement from: DungeonSiegeAddict510. Thank you for your time, and please try to have an IQ above <choose>
<option>4</option> <option>20</option> <option>16</option> <option>50</option> <option>3.1415269...</option> <option>Shabidoo's dick size</option> <option>the amount of smart people in Uncyclopedia</option> <option>the number of features Aleister has</option> <option>UHH, WUTS 1+1 ? DURRR</option> <option>GayJewWiki</option> <option>the time's Shabidoo has had sex.(Protip: Fapping doesn't count.) </option>:)
- WP:CIVIL, WP:NPA. Also, WP:TINC; and 'halfadmin' = rollbacker (one of which I also happen to be).
- By the way: Vocaloid will surely be deleted; just give the admins some more time. There have been tons of FFW'd articles. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:16, 15 September 2013 (UTC)
User:Chaoarren:Dragons dogma
I would have qvfd'd that on sight, but I have a shred of pity for you. Make it unshitty please. -- 21:39, 14 September 2013 (UTC)
- It has now been moved here, in fact. (Denza, as an aside, you do know you can suppress redirects, right? Would you maybe do that next time?) – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:20, 15 September 2013 (UTC)
Hey.
Um, Chaoarren, I know that you were on one of our other sites, but your account was just disabled there today? Newman66 (talk) 01:31, 15 September 2013 (UTC)
- Da wikiaz, for ban evasion. And sockpuppeting. Finding your inner Sockpuppet-- 01:33, 15 September 2013 (UTC)
My royal sockpuppet was tamerial horror. It now lies in a sea of death never to return Chaoarren (talk) 08:22, 15 September 2013 (UTC)
Wyvern
You've expressed some interest in working on this article; it is now here in my userspace, and I plan on taking it on myself but you are also welcome to edit it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:02, 15 September 2013 (UTC)
Sorry 'bout being a dick...
I was in a bad mood, and you were a venting target. However I do recommend reading HTBFANJS, before continuing with your writing. Its a beginner guide article, so yeah... read it please. It will make you 10% more sexy. -- 16:23, 16 September 2013 (UTC)
Wikia uncyclopedia account perma–banned for being an bastard
My wikia account has been destoryed by SPIKE by trying to edit chao while using my ip address. Im not asking any of the admins to unblock it because im done there. I can start over here and make articles that are funny. If you block this account I will proseed to cry under my bed. Chaoarren (talk) 18:14, 16 September 2013 (UTC) (I have had a bad time)
- Ban evasion be a bannable offense foo. Read the rules, seriously. -- 18:46, 16 September 2013 (UTC)
Hey...
Don't make shit articles. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:38, 22 September 2013 (UTC)
- Hi, Chaoarren (again)! I just noticed your talkpage and all DungeonSiegeAddict's (Denza's) messages and I wanted to tell you that he was very rude towards you; he is not an admin and not even a half-admin (he has something called rollbacks, but this does not mean that he could act in a way he did). And concerning your articles, "Beer" is actually an in-joke, as a reader from elsewhere who would visit Uncyclopedia would not know what HTBFANJS is. But the two sentences are actually funny and you can see a kind of concept behind them. Why don't you take this article, expand it, make it look like a real encyclopedia text and it would be cool, won't it? I hope that you will enjoy yourself here! Anton (talk) 18:28, 22 September 2013 (UTC)
- Chao, I stood up for you concerning your talk page here, but honestly, even though the Oh, Dear template is not very kind, you still ought to ask someone first before removing it. We really care about all the comments and posts being kept. Anton (talk) 18:04, 23 September 2013 (UTC)
Eh
Could you please actually add pages to QVFD instead of just putting the template? Oh, and removing parts of the page isn't going to do any good. Oh, and you might want to check QVFD before you do anything else to see if the article you are trying to nominate for quick deletion is already there. --Mimo&maxus 21:26, 28 September 2013 (UTC)
Chao
This article actually has potential. To reach full potential, beef up the sections, and use higher quality non MS-Paint images (unless its a theme). Since we're uncyclopedia, steal as much copyrighted material to make the article pretty. I may make a few edits later. This could be your first featured article. -- 15:48, 1 October 2013 (UTC)
It is now in pee review, it can be found here – Preceding unsigned comment added by Chaoarren (talk • contribs)
Chao:Pee review
I have put the article on pee review to see if its funny, or just stupid. Chaoarren (talk) 15:38, 4 October 2013 (UTC)
- Sorry, I won't do the Pee Review, as I don't have enough time to do it well and I don't want to do it badly. What I can say now is that I agree with Denza (by the way, he is not an admin) and the article has potential. You have good ideas and nice jokes. What you need is a proofreading; expanding several sections and changing the images. I will try to help you. Anton (talk) 19:06, 4 October 2013 (UTC)
- Why did you highlight the fact that Denza's not an admin? --Mimo&maxus 19:44, 4 October 2013 (UTC)
- I suppose because he (Denza) remarked earlier that he was a 'half-admin'. I thought that was just another word for rollbacker. Is it not? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:08, 5 October 2013 (UTC)
- Why did you highlight the fact that Denza's not an admin? --Mimo&maxus 19:44, 4 October 2013 (UTC)
Wyvern (2)
I apologise for stealing your article, and I think you have worked on it sufficiently by now that it's ready for mainspace. In the future, though, please list the redirect page you created on QVFD so it's easier for the admins to find. Standard procedure and that. Thank you. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:26, 7 October 2013 (UTC)
Talos
I agree with you that it's not a particularly good first effort, but I would have tagged it with {{construction}} rather than userspacing it because IPs generally don't get userspace. Ok? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:27, 8 October 2013 (UTC)
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