User:Nathan X42/BACKUP WE NEED BACKUP
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Z | This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. |
Z2 | This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment. |
Z3 | This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master. |
Z4 | This user has escaped the darkness and beaten Zork 4: Escape From Darkness. |
ABYSS | This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. |
A x2 | This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once. |
Zork | This user edits the Zork trilogy. |
LV-4 | This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity. |
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This user is a L33t H@xx0r and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again.
Stupid camper. |
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This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. |
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This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of. |
This user (probably) huffs kittens. |
Meow! | Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! |
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This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them. |
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. |
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This user is homeless. |
IP | This user's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
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RENT | This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. |
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This user is a whore to Microsoft and plays his video games on XboxLive with the GamerTag Nathan X42 |
GAMER |
This user plays the Xbox360 because they have no social life. |
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
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This user is a Game player. They have probably been eaten by a lot of Grues, so give them some slack. |
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This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today! |
This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
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This user is a bad ass, so treat them wih respect. |
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens. |
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This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them. |
Eeek! | This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
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This user is a reincarnation of That Guy. |
9/21 | This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists. |
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine) |
teen | This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably . . . |
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This user identifies as straight, and so is probably homophobic. |
42 | This user speaks fluent Douglas Adams. |
17-N | This user is a native speaker of 1337. |
en-X | This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers. |
enl-N | This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder. |
es-1 | This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español. |
fig-4 | This user speaks Fight at a near-native level. |
ht-0 | This user does not understand HTML and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. |
il-N | This user is a native speaker of Igpay Atinlay. |
pe-N | This user is a native speaker of Plain English. |
rh-3 | This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour. |
sa-4 | This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level. |
us-N | This user is a native speaker of American English. |
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: |
Nathan X42 Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy |
Did you know...
- ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C?
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