User:Nathan X42/BACKUP WE NEED BACKUP

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WARNING: That is definitely a large cock.

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This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

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This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

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This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

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This dreams of playing Zork 4: Escape From Darkness again.

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This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

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This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue -infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

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This user edits the Zork trilogy.

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LV-4	This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.

THIS IS SPARTA!

This user is a L33t H@xx0r and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again. Stupid camper.

This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47.

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This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.

This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)

This user huffs kittens (probably).

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This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.

This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

This user is homeless.

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Nathan X42/BACKUP WE NEED BACKUP's IP is 127.0.0.1.

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RENT

This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

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This user is a whore to Microsoft and plays his video games on XboxLive with the GamerTag Nathan X42

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This user plays the Xbox360 because they have no social life.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is a Game player. They have probably been eaten by a lot of Grues , so cut them some slack.

This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers!

This user is a bad ass, so treat them with respect.

This user is a Mercenary , and chooses their own wars to fight in.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

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This user is a reincarnation of That Guy.

9/21

This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.

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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)

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This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…

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This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA.

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This user speaks fluent Douglas Adams.

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This user is a native speaker of 1337.

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This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers .

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This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.

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This user speaks Fight at a near-native level.

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This user does not understand HTML (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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This user is a native speaker of Igpay Atinlay.

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This user is a native speaker of Plain English.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.

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This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.

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This user is a native speaker of American English.

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SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:

Nathan X42 Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy

Did you know...

• ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?

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