User:Nathan X42/BACKUP WE NEED BACKUP

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Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.


Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.


Z3 This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.


Z4 This user has escaped the darkness and beaten Zork 4: Escape From Darkness.


ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.


Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy.
LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
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OWWWWWNED This user is a L33t H@xx0r and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again.

Stupid camper.

Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47.
Tetris kick ass.png This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
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This user (probably) huffs kittens.
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Cat03.jpg This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
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Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

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IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


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RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

XboxLogo.png This user is a whore to Microsoft and plays his video games on XboxLive with the GamerTag Nathan X42

GAMER

This user plays the Xbox360 because they have no social life.
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Bofh.svg This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
You-have-failed.jpeg This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Lotus.gif This user is a reincarnation of That Guy.
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
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So hand it over . . . NOW.
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teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably . . .
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user identifies as straight, and so is probably homophobic.
42 This user speaks fluent Douglas Adams.

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17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
en-X This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers.
enl-N This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder.
es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.
fig-4 This user speaks Fight at a near-native level.
ht-0 This user does not understand HTML and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
il-N This user is a native speaker of Igpay Atinlay.
pe-N This user is a native speaker of Plain English.
rh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.


SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Nathan X42 Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy

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  • ... that this is just a distraction while we take your car?



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