User:Nathan X42/BACKUP WE NEED BACKUP

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WARNING: That is definitely a large cock.
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Nigga Please
This page is BS. Quit fucking around and please add some actual "content" to it. 


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This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.
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This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.
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This dreams of playing Zork 4: Escape From Darkness again.
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This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
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This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.
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This user edits the Zork trilogy.
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This user considers themself an expert gamer and begs, borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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This user is a L33t H@xx0r and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again.
Stupid camper.
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This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47.
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This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
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This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)
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This user huffs kittens (probably).
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This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
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This Uncyclopedian has
the Need for Speed.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user is homeless.
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Nathan X42/BACKUP WE NEED BACKUP's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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This user is a whore to Microsoft and plays his video games on XboxLive with the GamerTag Nathan X42
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GAMER

This user plays the Xbox360 because they have no social life.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user is a Game player. They have probably been eaten by a lot of Grues, so cut them some slack.
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This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
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This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers!
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This user is a bad ass, so treat them with respect.
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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This user is a reincarnation of That Guy.
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This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
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This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…
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This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA.
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This user speaks fluent Douglas Adams.
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This user is a native speaker of 1337.
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This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers .
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This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.
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This user speaks Fight at a near-native level.
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This user does not understand HTML (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user is a native speaker of Igpay Atinlay.
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This user is a native speaker of Plain English.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
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This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.
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This user is a native speaker of American English.
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SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Nathan X42 Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy

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