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IRC

You don't come on IRC often. Come on now! --AAA! (AAAA) 02:37, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

I don't come on IRC unless I have to for two reasons:

1) I've got nothing to say. Seriously, I'm not that interesting.

2) The urge to whore is too strong. At least here I can type, ponder, and edit out any accidental whoring that may occur. With IRC I don't have that buffer of time. Time Buffers, incidentally, is an excellent film. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:41, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Grats!

On UotM :) Well deserved! Ceridwyn^talk _contribs ^arc2.0 02:54, 01 May 2007

I celebrated by going to work. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:57, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Awww :( Thats no good. Better have a party methinks. Thats an order soldier! Ceridwyn^talk _contribs ^arc2.0 04:37, 01 May 2007

Well, if it helps, I didn't go willingly. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:01, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes that does help me. Does it help you? Perhaps you could just have a wee dance while you are there and wear a paper hat with "UotM" written on it? And put on an afternoon spread for everyone also. I'll bring the fairy bread! ^_^ Ceridwyn^talk _contribs ^arc2.0 01:51, 02 May 2007

I dunno. The last time someone offered me fairy bread I woke up in a park restroom with an odd taste in my mouth and George Michael's signature on my forehead. I still have nightmares. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:07, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm not certain we are talking about the same kind of fairy bread here :P White bread, hundreds and thousands sprinkles, marjarine (or butter if you prefer), cut into cute wee triangles? Ceridwyn^talk _contribs ^arc2.0 02:26, 02 May 2007

That's exactly what he offered me. Bastard. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:30, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Wow, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but those weren't hundreds and thousand sprinkles... Ceridwyn^talk _contribs ^arc2.0 02:40, 02 May 2007

Now you tell me. Where were you that cold, shameful Saturday night? --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:41, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

I was in the next stall filming the whole escapade. Ceridwyn^talk _contribs ^arc2.0 02:47, 02 May 2007

Oh, well. It's still better than the time my Goatse pic made it on to the interweb... --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:49, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

That actually made me lol :P Ceridwyn^talk _contribs ^arc2.0 02:59, 02 May 2007

I've said this many times in my defence...I can't emphasize this enough...I was looking for my keys. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:05, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Well after reviewing the footage all I can say in response to that is what on earth possessed you to deposit your keys THERE?!?! Ceridwyn^talk _contribs ^arc2.0 03:12, 02 May 2007

They turned out to be on the coffee table. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:25, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

/Gentile chuckle. Oh isn't that always the way! I said the same thing to Mimsy last week when she'd misplaced the keys to the Rover and eventually found them seventeen hours later on the occasional table in the sitting room, what-what. Ceridwyn^talk _contribs ^arc2.0 03:34, 02 May 2007

Gratis!(ask DiMario what it means)

Your sig is becoming very long and impressive. Congratulations on that, I'm proud of you son. ~ 21:04, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Did I say that out loud? ~ 21:04, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks dad. I'm running out of stuff to put in it. On the plus side, it's almost exactly the same as it was when I first made it (continuity? On Uncylopedia? Madness!). Wait...dad? Call home. Mom is pissed, and I mean pissed. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:13, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

You drove her to the bottle again haven't ya?! ~ 21:15, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

She keeps taking mine. When I'm thirty-three, I am so out of the house. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:25, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

new pic

i inserted a new pic, of stephen hawking in zero g, that smug bastard, that dick that ran over your cat into your article. delete it if you wish, but i find it funny. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ONX (talk • contribs)

'tis funny, but it's doesn't really fit. The existing picture progresses; zooming in, "monsterizing" Stephen. It's scary, I know. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:29, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

You're a nice editor

You have managed to improve my article with no disregard for the prose style and concept. Very well done, my friend, very well done.

NeedABrain has awarded you a test tube! ...for clever edits on The Black And White Man
Don't worry, it's just Jägermeister (hiccup)... Zheers!

Thanks. -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 03:32, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Don't thank me too much. It's still missing something. If I knew what it was, I'd tell you. It's not pointed like Jingo, nor witty like Niggers, I think. You'll get there eventually. Political stuff is a bitch. Still, I won't turn down the award. I'm cool like that. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:47, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Tell me if you have any idea. I was very concerned about not sounding racist - seems like I could. But I myself feel it is a little short for a superhero article. -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 03:51, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

I'll ponder. At the moment, I'm on the line between abstain and against. The HowTo is better. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:07, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Do as you wish. For me, it's quite the contrary, but maybe we can credit this to ideological differences. Maybe. By the way, I think that it is not exactly short, but with somewhat too few adventures for a superhero article. If you vote against it, please tell me why. -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 04:13, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Nah. Abstain is as far as I'll go. I wish I could find the missing piece, though. That's going to bug me all night. Maybe try reading Wikipedia's articles on superheroes. Wikipedia isn't the most accurate resource, but it's got pages on just about everything. If they were funny, we'd have some serious competition. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:31, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

I've read lots of that pages. Almost all are just a huge load of useless information added by fanboys. Very comprehensive. Well, about the vote, I never ask for sympathy votes and I try to refrain myself from giving them. Also, maybe we just have a different sense of humor. I don't like Niggers article that much (seems mostly a "got you! You were expecting other stuff" joke, aside from some celebrity references and the misuse of the word in tongue-in-cheek fake innocence) and I also didn't vote for every article of yours placed on VFH. (Or did I?). -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 04:39, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

That's one of my top ten, but yeah, there are some writers here who's work consistently doesn't "click" for me. It hurts me a bit to read great writing that does nothing for me. It's a side effect from having users from all over the world, I think. Sometimes we're just going in different directions. That's why I always go for the lowest denominator and load my pages down with cuss words and nudity. <emoticon of guy winking in a not-serious way>. But I digress. I'll reread your page again tomorrow and see if anything comes to me. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:50, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Ooo! Idea! Instead of real supervillians, try swapping in racist ones. Maybe Strom Thurmond and the duo of David Irving and Ernst Zündel. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:06, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Good. I'm doing this in a new section. I think the 'supers' part is also funny. -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 17:24, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

<Meanwhile, in Modus' secret hangout...> "Excellent! While the Bat Brain is distracted I will be able to rob Gotham City Bank...Minions! To the MOmobile!" --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:48, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh wow, that brings back memories of my badly drawn cartoon "Batmoman." Long story, but everything has "Mo" in front of the usual batman name for it ie Batmoplane, Batmomobile. . o O (I should scan that in one day.) Are you stalking me MO? Ceridwyn^talk _contribs ^arc2.0 08:27, 03 May 2007

/me hides behind tree. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:43, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey! Where'd he go?! Ceridwyn^talk _contribs ^arc2.0 09:45, 03 May 2007

Sorry to interrupt you lovebirds, but does Mr. MO care to take a look again? There's a new section (not so inspired, but maybe necessary). -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 21:54, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Oo! Now we have enough for a threesome!--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:13, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Oooooooof! That was quite a lot of work to receive MO's seal of approval. And a single vote... Hey you all hanging around with nothing to do! What about following the leader? -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 22:28, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

No problem. Hopefully you're learning how to add that certain something to make a good page even more better. If you follow Hardwick around you'll see how to make it most bestest. Just don't sneak up on him, he's skittish. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:32, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Modusoperandi for admin. (I just wanted to join in, I saw the title (I didn't read it) and tried to say something that made sense :D) —Braydie 21:56, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

...a foursome! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:13, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Modusoperandi for Prime Minister of Israel! (Hell, he'll probably do much better than the current schmuck) ~ 21:58, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

...I'm going to need a bigger bed... --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:13, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Schmuck. I like that word. Also, Modus, I always miss you when you come on IRC :( This makes me sad. —Braydie 22:01, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, since I'm so rarely on IRC, it's no surprise that you missed me. Plus I wear a mask. Zorro. For the ladies, you understand. I've been told that I'm an able swordsman. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:13, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Cheers!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a Dry Martini!
	For voting on HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies Everything goes easier after this.

-- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 03:05, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

I voted for that? Really? I must be slipping... --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:07, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for reverting that meanie

Yeah, User:24.125.123.62 has been vandalizing a few pages. I have spoken with him on his disscussion, and asked User:Zombiebaron if I should be doing something else to handle it. God, I have almost every single Pokemon page under my watchlist to look for that kind of vandalism. Everything someone does to help me makes me feel a lot better. Thanks! In honor of reverting shit, you get the shit reverter's award!

This User Reverts Shit This User is hereby cited for helping kill bad ideas by blocking them noobs' rears until they asplode!

Thanks again! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)

No problem. If there's one thing I do around here, it's stuff. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:41, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Suspect

Well...I bit the bullet and released it into mainspace...thanks for your help with the pics!--Shandon 03:41, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

It's about damn time. If you'd taken any longer, Mhaille would've got another featured pic out of it. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:45, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

o_O I go away for 5 minutes to put frozen lasagna in the oven and THIS is what happens?! Well, if YOU think it's ready (I wasn't so sure), then I'll relax. Thanks for the nomm!--Shandon 03:53, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Fingers crossed. Oops, I mean /me crosses fingers. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:55, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Hard, eh?

Freeze, evil-doer!!!
	You have be some black an For voting on The	en awarded d white cookies Black And White Man
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

--herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 04:17, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Wait? Are you sure it was me? That doesn't sound like me, what with the voting for things and all. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:29, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

You're a well of modesty, Modus... -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 04:33, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes. Yes I am. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:40, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Eek!

Um, not sure how I managed to do that - naturally, had I have realised, I'd have reverted immediately. My laptop has a bit of a dodgy touchpad, so I can only assume I somehow highlighted some stuff and then deleted it - like I say, God knows how. Oh well. Cheers! RabbiTechno 15:27, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

I did the same thing once. Blamed it on aliens, if memory serves. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:59, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

RE: UnNews:New laws doubleplus good for consumers

I have to say, it was challenge to get that done in one take. Towards reading the end, I remember thinking, "Damn, I deserve an award for manag this one." I forgot to nom it as a feature... shit. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:33, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

You know that don't have to do it all in one take, right? That would be pure masochism. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:19, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

HallBugs

HallBugs!!

Gert5 Invites You To Become A Contestant In HallBugs At User:Gert5/hallbugs. VOTE!!

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What is this, some kind of page? I'm not allowed on the internet. My momma says it's filled with bad men who want to touch my no-no place. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:28, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

MOsignal!!!

I'm bored. You should get on IRC. :) Need new blood there. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:41, 13 May 2007

I was just on! I left because people were talking about giving themselves blowjobs... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:07, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

I didn't see you!!! :(( Come back!! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:09, 13 May 2007

You were lucky, I came on last night and fell in the middle of an angry conversation between Braydie and Diz if it's ok to use derogatory expressions if they don't have a specific humorist effect....baahhhh~ 08:33, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

I think your last night and mine are different :P I agree though, IRC can be boring at times :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:56, 14 May 2007

I had the worst night! I came back from Europe and slept all day long, and then I couldn't sleep at night...and around 2am I gave up and went online....~ 09:24, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Europe. How continental. Did you grow a little moustache? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:13, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes, and a fondness for sausage and lederhosen. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hey! That means I've been to Europe! Woo! I'm all classy now! Listen to my accent..."Hello, I'm Modusoperandi. Now is the time on my talkpage...for dance!". Woo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:30, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Actually, Mhaille, just before I started munching on the baguettes and tried to look as French as possible, to avoid the "we hate the non French" attitude, I enjoyed the marvelous exchange rate of the British pound. 12.5 for a scotch. 12.5?!?!?!? What were you thinking??? ~ 18:33, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

12.5p is quite reasonable for a Scot. I have two, purely for ceremonial work. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Well well well, if it ain't the Talk Page Gang :P We are terrible whores aren't we? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:41, 14 May 2007

No, this is page-crashing. Whoring is this. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:45, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Same diff. :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:55, 14 May 2007

Twins? Mazel tov! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:22, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! :D I'm very proud! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:16, 15 May 2007

Reskin

You have time for a joint venture - Hitchhikers' guide reskin on the 25th? ~ 08:34, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Art? Perhaps. Formatting. Not so much. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:11, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Replace Sophia with a Vogon and the text with suitable Vogon poetry, perhaps? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:47, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Yep, and a featured towel article....with big don't panic all over the page...~ 18:30, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

The Wiki that any Vogon Poet can edit

You may want to liaise with someone who knows what they're doing...this is all beyond me. I see a Vogon in the top left. Vogonish header poetry and a towel as the background, but I've no idea how to do it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:35, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

I've started a page (if you haven't already). It's in my User:Modusoperandi/Vogonopedia. Apologies up front: I remember very little about Hitchhiker... Also, by "started a page" I mean "stole Tom mayfair's babel and messed with it". Semantics and all... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:54, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

I don't think that we can (or should) make fake features, as that would bump someone's actual feature. Shandon's probably. He's out of control, I tell ya. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:57, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the monkey image!

Very cute XD <3 ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:53, 15 May 2007

You can't go wrong with chimpanzees with bad hair and typewriters, I always say. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:57, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Evil plan

That's a very nice and contemptible evil plan you've devised to drive me insane. Your downfall will be this: I am bat fuck insane with an L. Make it with gelatine, please. I bestow apathetic agnostic blessings upon you sire, for providing me with a challenge. My Existential User Interface has appreciated 3 self-importance points upon being so praised for a reading in one take, and one take only. This is my legacy, and your automated musk ox. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:32, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

I do feel bad. A little. I tell you what, the next one will be easy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:46, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the mammaries

Thanks for the nom for the hallbugs thingy... I guess... Heh heh... ellipsis... Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:29, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

No problem. I have no idea what it's for either. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:31, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

thanks

Weasel3689 would like to thank you for Lord of the Flies. Remember: Weasels Rule!

 Weasel 3689 05:59, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

I voted for that? Damn! What was I smoking? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:19, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks ever so much!

Just wanted to again thank you for your VFH Nom and Vote on UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman. And thanks for sharing about how this has helped reach down into that certain stagnent something that dwells inside us all. Kisses, good karma and hugs! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:08, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

No problem? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:20, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

You are the wind beneath my wings...

I just saw Image:05liberty.large1.jpg. You are my Lord. Now wash my feet and teach me what you know. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:22, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

You can find that image on two different kinds of sites. Both polar opposites. Funny how things work out, init? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:28, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Erm....

Who changed the logo image at the Vogonpedia? I can't find anything at the code and the original image file didn't change...? ~ 15:09, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

It's a javascript thing. Zb must've done it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:13, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Yep, did some research, and it was his fault. The cheeky bastard. What do you think? I liked the previous logo better....~ 15:22, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

It's all gravy, baby. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:33, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Ooops sorry...

...about the irc flood...it copy-pasted so easily on mine, and then for half an hour it was pasting onto your side...sorry about that...--Shandon 05:29, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

It's okay. After a while it got kind of hypnotic. The next thing I remember it's three-thirty in the morning and there's blood on my hands. I'm sure that there's a perfectly innocent explanation for that. I'm hoping to think up that explanation before the police get here. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:56, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

My reskin is rich

• Alrighty, I finished up the coding and coloring of that reskin you put on my desk. You will probably have to refresh your cache (hard-refresh) in order to see the fancy logo I made, and also the colors that I added to some stuff. It's all done, except for some of the text. So yah, you and Mordillo should work something out, and then I'll move it too, protect it, and put it on the Main Page on Friday. So yah, when you think its done, just drop me anouther line. -- The Zombiebaron 18:39, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Image request

I'd ask you this on IRC, but the site just got blocked. Anyway, I was wondering if you could fulfill this image request for me. Thanks. --AAA! (AAAA) 05:41, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Meatpuppet? Isn't it done? There's a meatpuppet right beside the request for a meatpuppet. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:42, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

.... --AAA! (AAAA) 10:09, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

???? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:19, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks and a Favor

Glad to cause you a nervous breakdown. Thanks for the cookie! I like the change, so I changed my vote on the VFH page.

I have a favor to ask, since you've been on here a while. Could you look over my article for Pathological liar and tell me what you think? I've already had it Pee Reviewed, but after my nomination for You are Stupid got yanked, I'm being extra picky before I submit again.

Thanks again! --Mr.Vib 12:37, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Sure. Give me some time. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:00, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I gave it a read...it's an interesting idea but (you're not going to like this) the technique you've chosen makes the page incredibly hard to read. It's the reading equivalent of two steps forward, one step back, if that makes any sense. It may be better to take one of the two ideas in the page (the liar, the truther) and run with that (if it's the liar, try starting out telling the truth then, as the page goes on, go to steadily bigger and bigger fibs...which may be a bad idea, as John Lovitz did it to near-perfection on Saturday Nite Live). Also, try to avoid things like "...The liars came into existence around 1853 in the state of New Jersey...". Sentences like that come off as random, and few things kill my will to live like random (it should be noted, however, that I have terrible taste).

Probably not the informal Pee Review you were looking for, but I calls 'em likes I sees 'em. In this case, the central idea of the page ends up getting in the way of the smooth delivery of the page, IMO. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:42, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, yummy, I rub my tummy!

	Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie!
	For voting on Gallows Humor "With your stamina refilled, time to work!"

-- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 18:15, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Why to people keep thanking me for voting for their articles? I don't remember any of...oh...it must be Tyler Durden again. My bad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:23, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

I just think it's a tradition that worths preserving. -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 18:28, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Like jam? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:34, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Did I hear somebody say jam? so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 13:05, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Only if I do an audio of my talkpage. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:07, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Finger cymbals ting-a-ling for you!

	Prettiestpretty dances for your pleasure!
	For voting on Now That You Are Almost a Woman Now go out and get in touch with your feminine side!

You're my sweetie. Anything happens to Packard your getting me and the children; something to look forward to.

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:08, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

I have no idea what that means, but you're welcome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:16, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

LEGO

OMG THANX!!!
	For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP! Sliffy thanks you! I so totally stole this box
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

Mebbe you should archive this page, eh? so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 11:59, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome and no, you're not the boss of me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:00, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz has something to say

<nerd>It's better to burn out than to fade away</nerd>

Don't Panic Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wish to read for you one of his poems as a token of gratitude.. Alas, you are not expected to survive the experience

~ 15:00, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Mmmmm. Vogon cookies. /me rubs belly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:04, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

BTW, did you recognize the quote? I'm just trying to feel better about my nerdiness....~ 21:00, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

"Don't Panic"? Yeah, that's from Chapterhouse Dune. Awesome book. They go to the library and ride bookworms. Or, to put it another way, "Hey Hey, My My". I learned aboot that one in Canadian History class, eh. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:03, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

No no...I meant "I have something to say...." ~ 21:08, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh. In that case, I have no idea. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:21, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Damn, I'm extra nerd then. It's from Highlander. ~ 21:25, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes. Yes you are. All I remember is the first one had a Spanish guy with a Welsh accent, and the sequels all sucked. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:34, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

You realize you just called Sean Connery a Welshman? ~ 21:37, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah. I'm trying to pick a fight with him, but he never takes the bait. Damn Welshmen. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:50, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Beth syn cropian ar dy goes? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

/me speaks slower and louder than normal. I'm sorry, I don't speak Mon Calamari. Yub yub? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:59, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank You!

Thank you for choosing
The Red Pill

You've exhibited the capacity for the
divine truths of existence

(*even if you were originally just trying to shed some poundage before the big cruise).

The mighty MO voting for my article fills my heart with...applesauce. JOY! :) --THINKER 04:16, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

No problem. I like skewed takes on things. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:18, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

...for nothing. You voted against Fat Albert on VFH. As such, here is your "reward": the cookie I was going to give the voters "for" that was subsequently eaten by Alberto.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:25, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Hurrah, I guess? Half a cookie is still more cookie than I had previously, when I had no cookie at all. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:18, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

No worries. I actually have no hard feelings for it. And I figured any cookie is good. Just as long as it's not drooled on by a fat public-service-announcement guy. Oh, wait...-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:54, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

*munch munch*. I'm sorry, what? I couldn't hear you over the sound of cookie-eating. C, it has been said, is for cookie, and cookie is for me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:14, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Six degrees of separation: C is for cookie and cookie is for me and /me is a command in IRC and IRC is where Olipro always is even if he's not and Olipro is an admin and some admins can program in C.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:03, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes. I agree with you completely. /me backs slowly off of page. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:12, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey, be careful. If you're not, I might make another one of those. I think I'm going to make a somewhat related article now. Cheers.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:14, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Everyone needs to write at least one Nazi-related page, IMO. They're a wellspring of comedy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:21, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm going to try to take this irredeemable piece of shit and make it feature-worthy. Therefore, I'm scrapping the whole idea of the current article and making a new one. Wish me luck.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:36, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Luck. It's a bitch to make them funny. Trust me on that. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:39, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

That I do. I trust you, as you are a funny person. However, it is obvious that you do not think the same of me, so perhaps I shall be able to change that with this.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:50, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Best of luck. You stick it to them Nazis real good! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:53, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

HUZZAH!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:54, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

...and I never said you weren't funny. That your page didn't do it for me means little as I have eclectic, nay terrible, taste. Also, I'm a grumpy fart, and therefore tough to please, most of the time. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:01, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, I'm glad to hear that. It makes me happy to know that all hope is not lost. Understand that your name carries a lot of weight around here, so sometimes it's disheartening to see your name in the Against row. Ah well, I will simply press on.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:09, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

It's still just one vote. Hardwick and a small cadre of other names (most of whom appear on the Hall of Shame) are the only ones that carry any weight for me. Writing one or two good pages is easy; those guys are friggin' geniuses. I saw some of them at a Features Anonymous meeting once...freakishly large heads. Procopius wears glasses that are a foot across, and they still look too small for his giant mellon. But I digress. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:18, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

I can only hope to reach that level of humor. One day. I have a long life ahead of me. And anyway, you're in the hall of shame. Selfless self-whorer.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:20, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I was updating it after the last feature and thought to myself "Twelve? How the hell did that happen?". The first one is the sweetest. Savour it's tasty tastyness. You're addicted now. Soon you'll need bigger and bigger features. Then you'll be selling your body down by the docks in exchange for a funny line or a good idea for a new page.

I'd say something comforting like "It gets easier.", but it doesn't. The pages do, however, get better (although it should be said that they won't all be golden). Better is better than easier.

Just remember that the only important standards are the ones that you set for yourself. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:28, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Beautiful. That really was very nice. And yes, that's true. All of it. I'm just hoping to get better, even if I lose my two quasis to the new purge and whatnot. I will rise up against the machine. I even wrote a new article that I think may be ready for a VFH kill run.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:43, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

I suppose the conversation is over for the night. So ta!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:02, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

I guess. Again, good luck. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:33, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

If you wanted to know, it's done, and in the main. See if I accomplished a bitch, if you wish.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:37, 31 May 2007 (UTC) UPDATE: You also have a knack for images. Could you possibly do some stuff for the article? Whatever you see fit would be much appreciated.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:35, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

I'll read it through again and see if anything comes to me. I'm picturing Der Mickey Maus Klub. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:23, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Dunkirk

Ok, for some reason I thought it had been run already, and I'm much too lazy to actually check it out, but would prefer to whine about it, as I did. Thank you for my pacification and another opportunity to tell you I think you've got nice legs got to smoke more kif. No, that wasn't it... anyway, cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:38, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

If it gives you a chance to kvetch, go right ahead. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:41, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Yet Another Head-Blown-Away Idea

Hey, any thoughts on this? Slif made the great pics when I asked him. Thanks--Shandon 01:45, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm sure I did a Pee Review of a page with the same idea... Try focussing more on the original playset, with fewer, but larger, sections. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:56, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Image request

I know that you're good with images, so I was wondering if you are able to add some bling to this. It's for the Hammurabi article I just wrote, and I need a picture of a pimped-out Hammurabi to accommodate it. --General Insineratehymn 22:45, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do. Why is he wearing a turtleneck? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:59, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Modern bling (gold, silver, etc) or classic bling (clock, adidas warmups, bucketcap)? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:01, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Modern bling, please. --General Insineratehymn 23:07, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Damn, yo. Chains are a pain to 'chop, a'ight? Okay. But you owe me, man. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:10, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Was this kind of what you were picturing? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:07, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes, that's perfect. I thank you for your assistance. --General Insineratehymn 18:13, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one

Thank you sir, for the quick Second...I knew I could count on you in a duel!--Shandon 04:39, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

No problem. If there's one thing you deserve, it's kudos. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:54, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Foolitzer nonsense

What's all this, then? Did I vote for you? Well, you must deserve it, because I am certain I never do anything for nothing. Well, I do ZAZEN FOR NOTHING, but that's another story. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 19:44, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

That's exactly what I was thinking. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:53, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

You are in so much trouble Mister!!!

Eeeep!! Thanks for the nom hun, but argggh! How scary! Thankfully theres no way I'll win going up against Oli :) You'll keep... :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:43, 01 June 2007

You're going to kick Oli's ass. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:40, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

erm yeah right :P I should certainly hope not anyway. Admin who does heaps around the site constantly vs Noname user who takes the credit while other people proofread stuff? Gee tough choice :P Thanks anyway I really appreciate it, you made my day :) ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:31, 02 June 2007

The truth is that you both deserve it for two important things in different areas. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:37, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Well we'll let the voters decide I guess ;P Thanks though :) ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:46, 02 June 2007

No problem. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:13, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

the Guild of Calamitous Intent

Sure, I'll join the Guild of Calamitous Intent. Nobody can resist a good cake. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 05:14, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to the Guild. Don't forget to check out our forums. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:28, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Real Life

Is stealing me of my muse again. Can I borrow yours once more? She was blond wasn't she? ~ 16:46, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

She's all yours. Enjoy. She's a dirty blonde. Also, she's dirty. It's gonna take me a week just to clean up the place. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:52, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

conservapedia

Have a look at my latest masterpiece for the conservapedia project. Haven't found a great place to put it yet but I think this has to go in there somewhere:

Wikipedia is 6 times more liberal than the American public http://www.conservapedia.com/Examples_of_Bias_in_Wikipedia

Yes, it's got that certain something. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:11, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Forum VFD

no, nominating it for deletion was heavy-handed, the purpose of the topic was to inform people that we have a problem and that it needs to be speedily dealt with, no more, no less, I see no reason why we should feel to censor ourselves for some cockend -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:01, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

By the way... VFD is already over 15, and you added one... technically you should be banned for that, so do bear it in mind. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:02, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, it's bad to name the perpetrator, as it just encourages him. VFD had thirteen, several are redlinked and done, but not archived. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:13, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

I guess some people still haven't learned the hard lessons of denying recognition to vandals, it works. 71.34.103.198 22:49, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Map of game

Plz help me the game map i made (I copied from the Zork map) has a prblm the line won't connect Sarg's room to start

--  User:Java7837 (contributions) (talk) (diary) 20:48, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

ignore above i got it too work after working on it for about a hour --  User:Java7837 (contributions) (talk) (diary) 20:53, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Glad I could help. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:53, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Potatochopper's Guild

Dear Sir, could I inquire about the formalities to be accepted into the Potatochopper's Guild? I asked on the actual talk page and haven't got much of a response. I have | Paint.NET (A free rip-off of Photoshop) and also have GIMP close by. I am commited to the cause and enjoy long walks on the beach. Could you please help me join? {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 10:53, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Dear Huggy Bear, if you could direct me to some sort of gallery page consisting of your art works, I would be glad to help expedite your request. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:01, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Your summary in this edit

I'm always excited. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:53, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Hence the exclamation point. Ipso ergo edito summaryo. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:10, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

English? --AAA! (AAAA) 03:36, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

"It's a fact <made up word> <made up word>". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:57, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

much obliged!

Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!

Thanks for voterizing! --THE 14:12, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

No, thank you for writerizing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:32, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Woah STOP NOW

Dude...is that image a Beatles ref?? If not, my brain is full.--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 05:54, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes. Yes it is. It was a pun too bad to not chop. Spooky how his eyes follow you everywhere, eh? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:56, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

'Tis ugly ^_^ 12:24, 12 June 2007

'Tis indeed, dear comrade. /me pats Tom on shoulder. 'Tis indeed. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:42, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Sorry

Sorry about the edit, I was just writhing with guilt over the ill-thought comment I made. Will try to actually be humerous next time.---Sausage my Waffles (Get yer hotdogs here)

No biggie. Making a good Russian Reversal is tough. Most of the good ones have already been done. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:59, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks (again)

	Thanks a Bundle
	Thanks for voting for Mad TV. Not that it was stressing me out. What, me worry?	Whoops. Wrong logo.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:29, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Man, how stoned was I when I voted for that? Pretty, I'd say. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:53, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank'd!

Mr. Kearsy ..is so cool, he doesn't have to say anything in order to thank you. Just look into his eyes and you'll know.

Ah, another vote from MO, and again I'm filled with a light Béarnaise sauce overwhelming joy. ;) Thanks bud! --THINKER 06:37, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Wow. I don't remember that at all. I blame the whiskey. Also, I had a cool teacher in high school. Too bad he was a shitty teacher...I hope we weren't supposed to learn anything in 9th Grade Science class. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:48, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Potatochoppers' Guild

Snooky-wookums, do you remember when I asked about joined the Potatochoppers' Guild and you said you wanted to see my gallery?

Well, you asked for it.

Love, {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 03:43, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Cool. Well, I guess you're in, then. One tip: try using the <gallery> function for you, um, gallery. It makes it all uniform. See mine for formatting. It's pretty simple. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:49, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Florida......you know the rest

I just wanted to thank you for your help with the page, nomming it and fixing it up and whatnot. I know I sometimes make n00bish mistakes, but hopefully I can finally get cun in the order of uncyclopedia! PS: Your userpage makes me feel really bad about myself.... P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:54, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

No problem. It takes time to get a feel for formatting. (UnNews is probably my favourite niche here. It's structured enough to help encourage brevity, but open enough that you can still pretty much do what you want.)

"...finally get cun"? Golly! I was here for 10 months before I got mine. Patience, Grasshopper.

Re: my userpage. I'm probably more shocked than anybody at all the stuff that's there. It's way more (and, for the most part, much better) that I though I'd do. Your userpage will be the same, eventually (I have been here for a while). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:06, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, thanks for having faith in me. Wish me and my page good luck!P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:58, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

I don't know much about art, but I know what I like. Good luck to you and your page. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:46, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a bajoodle!

No problem. Have you heard the good news? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:59, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

With Thanks

The Don thanks you He is pleased with your work, and hopes that you prosper in your endevours. He extends a hand of friendship, should you need it.

For the tireless fixing up you've done on Film Noir. I'm sorry the it's very similar to yours, I hadn't read it (although I'm glad that I have now, it amused me greatly.) Thank you again. Don alun 16:22, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Um. It was Word's spellcheck, mostly. Still, I do deserve kudos for clicking that button that one time. I didn't mind Film Noir, you've got good things in store in the future, methinks. As for Pulp Novel, thanks. It's the best thing I've ever written. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:03, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Your evil twin has arrived

ModusOperandi. That's some scary stuff man....~ 07:05, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm the one with the goatee, actually. Plus, I doubt the other one is plotting to take over the world, or that they live in an active volcano shaped like a skull. On the moon! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:08, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Dude... you know they've evicted a dozen supervillains from that island already, right? It's a national memorial and a major tourist spot in Indonesia. You REALLY ought to think about moving into a new place...--<<>> 13:36, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Really? Oh noes! Well, I've still got Mir. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:52, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

cow

heh heh, sucker. Just kidding

Doug Memorial Cow Award I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award Yellow Cow Just because I felt like it. Congradulations

--The.original.joe.shmoe blahMUN thong!!

also, I cant seem to get the time onto my signiture.

Thanks for the, um, cow.

~~~ makes Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc!

~~~~ makes Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:06, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Seen? If you need a more complicated answer, I'd be glad to make one up. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:06, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Yet another apology of dubious necessity

Concerning my botched(?) undeletion request on Windows Media Player, I am sorry I used the forum instead of User talk:Olipro, but I felt that I had to complain about what seemed to me like questionable admin behavior. I also apologize for being not reading official materials a little sooner and for running scared from Uncyc after realizing that my post was stupid. I hope that my reputation as a user has not been damaged too severely. Thank you for your time and consideration. Pentium5dot1 22:20, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

You're request was so pernicious, so outrageous, so morally reprehensible...that I don't remember it at all. Consider it forgotten. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:43, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a piece of Floridian swampland. They're goin' quick!
	PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made. Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now!

Special thanks to you, Modus, for nomming it and helping me get it feature-worthy. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 13:52, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, (/me adjusts combover), I'm cool like that. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:18, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Give your eyes

Modus, honey, sweetie, snuggum booger lips. Can you look at Face Transplant and contribute to it? Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:20, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Face transplant? Dude, I did those all the time in Tony Hawk! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:30, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

That would be Dudess ;-) Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:12, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

I thought that dude covered all the bases. I mean, I saw pictures of a dude ranch, and there were broads everywhere. Maybe that was Mustang Ranch. My bad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:17, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

I tweaked minorly. It will be a bit before I can 'chop anything, though. How does Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. sound (picture Abe Vigoda baby, but with all that jazz)? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:22, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Jonny Number Five, Need Input

Could you give me an opinion on this? I just couldn't resist when I heard the song, and it turned out not as I intended...so, any thoughts? (and ideas for pics as well....?) Thanks! ~ 15:35, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh boy, a song I hate. Woo! Worst...chorus...ever. I'll take a look. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:42, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

I just heard it on the radio and said - damn! that's the pedophiles' anthem! ~ 15:44, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

They've got an anthem? Wow. They're organized. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:39, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

So?~ 22:01, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

The good news is I'll look at it when I get a chance. The bad news is that there are two people ahead of you. And now, one behind...don't bend over. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:01, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm....you are becoming a pee review of your own...I think that's a compliment, let me know if it came out otherwise....(sorry for the impatience)....~ 06:31, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm probably the wrong guy to ask for a song-based page pee review (try pee review for that), but I am drawing a header pic for you. My being a quasi-competent artist more than makes up for knowing basically nothing about music. Have you considered attempting it as an Untune? It's a unique and fun way to embarrass yourself. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:38, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Is this pic okay? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:44, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

It's grand, apart from the fact it freaks me out considerably. You really have to stop taking the potatochopping position on the PLS - I can't ask for any pics now can I?! of course if you'd consider a small, let us say, favor that one can perform? ~ 17:27, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. It is a bit creepy. (You can ask for 'chops, but you'll be disappointed by the answer) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:33, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

/me falls into the obvious trap I'd like some 'chops please! ~ 22:49, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

/me plays along. No. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:32, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

/me disappointed by the answer ~ 07:19, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise Judging

Glad to see you've volunteered! Now's your chance to sign up for your preferred Category, whichever that may be. Head over to the project page and put your name down where you want it. Thanks in advance. I'll be keeping in touch over the course of the competition, so stay tuned and feel free to hit me up on my talk page should you need to. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 16:04, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Will do. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:41, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

thanks

Thanks for helping out with UnNews audio, as well as UnNews. I haven't been up to snuff for the last month or so, and I appreciate your efforts to be a cool UnNews contributor. Cheers Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:27, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Wait, I'm the one who gives you ninjastars. My world has gone all topsy-turvy. Yes, both topsy and turvy. I have to sit down. Also, thanks. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:42, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Modusoperandi, I CHOOSE YOU!!

Use audio attack on UnTunes!..... Please, if you can. I don't know where to get the background music. It's from Daniel Powter's song "Bad Day". 11:46, 24 June 2007

Golly. What brought this on? Anyway, there are three people ahead of you in line so...this is your mission while you wait. Find a karaoke version. Then, prepare for the worst. Or, worster. I haven't decided yet. Maybe worstest. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:03, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I downloaded a karaoke version. Now just to get it to you. Set a time for when you can be available to receive a file from the IRC. 02:09, 25 June 2007

7:30am PST. How's that for a shitty time? Yes, I'm at work right now, and will be, on and off, until I'm not. I find that they don't pay me when I fail to be here. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:21, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Very... 08:55, 25 June 2007

It would probably be easier just to upload it here, give me the link, and I'll put it on QVFD when I've downloaded a copy. You know I can't sing, right? I tried, once...ah, good times. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:26, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Here it is. Thanks. 06:51, 25 June 2007

Now for the easy part: learn to sing. It's not hard to do, is it? Both Captain Kirk and Mister Spock put out albums, right? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:12, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Sir, that's tight. 09:52, 25 June 2007

So, um. On the plus side, I'm a tenor, apparently. I don't think I'll quit my day job.

Be Gay>MP3

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:38, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

That farkin' rocks! Thanks!!! ^_^ 10:49, 01 July 2007

I'm touring with Bono this fall. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:46, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Aw

I noticed the upgrade killed the {{USERNAME}} template, so I ran over here as fast as I could to see if your talk page was broken, too. It was. I cried.--<<>> 04:28, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Holy shit, you're right! Oh, well. We're fighting a losing battle, thanks to the Username abusers. *Sigh*, I blame it on {{USERN...I can't go on... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:48, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, I came back this morning and it was working, it was just slow. Like me. Go fig.--<<>> 13:34, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Do these upgrades provide any real benefits? As far as I've seen, they just break things (plus that new "underlined changes" on diffs is annoying). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:14, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Their main purpose is to provide the next six months of development for the coding team. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

The Coding Team. Worst...superheroes...ever. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:40, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

SQLGirl was kinda cute though. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

SuicideGirls are hot as well. 08:06, 26 June 2007

Ideas

How do you think I can expand on my HowTo: on the VFH? I'm open to suggestions. I really like this article & would appreciate suggestions.
01:30, 28 June 2007

It's tough to flesh out without it just getting really creepy. Pretend you're writing it as a forty year old man as a 13 year old girl. See? Creepy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:03, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

I'll do my best or I'll just talk to Olipro. 02:05, 28 June 2007

Or, maybe as a really bad federal agent, trying to catch pervs in the most obvious ways ("So...I am, in fact a little girl. Yes, as a matter of fact, I do like ponies. If I were to purchase one I could write it off my income taxes as a legitimate business expense. This would require a form 19.") Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:08, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Damn, you're good... 02:54, 28 June 2007

Thank you!

For voting for Hoboeroticism, Codeine bestows upon you: One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:45, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

No. Thank you. I was about to ask if you could spare some change. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:09, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Do you really live in Victoria?

If so, sorry I missed you! I was there from the 17th to the 23rd of last month... » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.07.01.17:48

Did you see me waving? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:36, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

In the nude? ~ 20:23, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:27, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

That was you? » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.07.03.20:30

If you were the guy in a trenchcoat and black socks, yes. Yes it was. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:49, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Amazing, I say! I'm starting to think that uncyclopedians have a sixth sense that identifies other uncyclopedians.

Oh yes: Your accent in your recording is way over the top, but funny nonetheless. It sounds so much more like those silly Eastern ones, which sound far weirder than people in BC. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.07.04.02:59

Which recording? I've done two different North Korean accents (Peter Lorre, Arnold...neither of which sound even vaguely North Korean, plus an awful George W Bush in the same audio to boot), a crazy person who sounds exactly like me, an Arnold that doesn't sound like Arnold, a Jackie Mason that doesn't sound like Jackie Mason, an interpretor for Jesus who sounds like a bad Jackie Mason impression, and a Canadian that's not too Canadian. There are probably more, but I do my best not to remember such things. My repetoire is wide but not deep. Or good. But that's another story.

Oh, I assume you mean the one for Canadians. That's as hoser as I get. Too much time on the west coast, I think. I don't even own any flannel shirts... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:13, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Speaking of SNF

Oh, noes! It's Giant Hovering Mordillo!

I was reminded of the times you still had moral values ~ 20:23, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

That doesn't sound like me. Also, I changed my mind later on. I do that sometimes. I could post a link proving that, but I'm a little hungover, and the keyboard is too loud. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:29, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

I would say that conversing with you is a never ending delight, but that would cause you to over inflate and fly all over Victoria like a big nude balloon. So I won't. ~ 20:31, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I am a delightful conversationalist. You are as well. ("In Israel today, a giant nude Mordillo was seen hovering over Tel Aviv."). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:48, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Right, you have to 'chop that one! :)~ 20:49, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, you did ask... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:22, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Indeed I have!. Ermmm...would you mind if I present it for the alternate PLS category? Not for the illustrated one...~ 10:39, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

As I'm not judging, nor do I stand to receive any accolades should your entry in that category win, I have no problem with you using the 'chop. However, you should check with ENeGMA‎, just to make sure that it's kosher. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:08, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Alrighty then....~ 21:01, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

UnNews

Modusoperandi

09:57, 01 July 2007

Does this mean that I can put a "PRESS" card in the hatband on my fedora? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:23, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

I'd say so. There's no real reason why you can't. 10:25, 01 July 2007

funny

do not take this lightly, you are probably the most funny person on uncyc. unfortunately most of my jokes are only funny if you actually hear them. the award i am about to give you is the only one ive made so far, so here it is. Also what does your name mean? no jokes.

Congratulations!!!

b0n b0ns has awarded you the Purple Jamsformer.!!
102,716 users have been burninated, or have asploded from its sheer awesomeness so be careful. And once again, congratz for being the funniest person on Uncyclopedia, as appointed by b0n b0ns.

This announcement brought to you by The cabalThe cabal (There is no cabal)

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Thank you very much, but that honour clearly goes to Hardwick.

Don't worry about getting your sense of humour across right now. Writing is considerably different than talking. It's quieter, for one thing. As such, it takes time to mature. You have to get some pages under your belt before figuring out how to make the words "flow". There's no pressure here. Take your time.

As for the name; it's the one I've always used. It started out as me randomly mashing buttons on the high score screen for a video game, which came out as "MO" (Street Fighter II Turbo, if memory serves). Over the years my screen name has been "Modus", "M.O." or "Modusoperandi", depending on how many characters the program would let me enter. Not the best story, but it's true. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:52, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

potatochoppers guild

i was wondering if i could join this guild because i am an artist. Im still getting used to this photoshop program. If you look at my images they've gotten better over the years. as for the humor thing, i think you and premieretom mayfair could both win that prize. probably because(dont take this the wrong way) your jokes remind me of my dads scence of humor and he lives far away from me. Also i think it is good that at least most of the time you make clean jokes. Other people that i have seen write have used cuss words in every sentence. I mean i am not against just a little of it but some people just cross the line. As for my award did you like it? What i mean is did you like the picture? I had some trouble making it because i couldnt get the big text to stop. once it made the whole page big print! I dont really know how to stop it. B0n B0n

I'm talking to b0n bons, right? You need to sign in and leave the ~~~~ at the end of your post. Otherwise, you could be anyone. Imagine the chaos!

Once I have proof that you are you, I'll check with the guild to see if you can join. We generally make decisions of that nature based on what episode of Star Trek is on at the time. Then we play some D&D.

I mostly write clean jokes? I am outraged at such a low accusation! See? I'm using exclamation points and everything! Cussing is silly, IMO. I avoid it, if possible. If, however, it fits, then I curse. Dagnabit!

As for the award; good work. I just had to add the endy thingy to the template to make it, um, end. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:45, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

There i signed my sig is that good enough, i signed it isigned it i signed it isigned it. B0n B0n

Now you've gone and done it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:28, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

so does that mean that i can join. B0n B0n

thx, i like art. B0n B0n

My images are good? Well thanks. You'll receive a free skeet session once you have been approved for membership. 02:07, 03 July 2007

That's skeet shooting, not skeet skeet skeet. Well, it is, but that comes later (pun intended). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:35, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

A Couple Things

1. I changed my signature, the timestamps are messed up again, can you fix them for me?
2. How do you upload You Tube Videos Like The One Shown Above?

• I'd appreciate your help as soon as possible, thanks!--Sir Manforman 16:37, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

<youtube>http://www.youtube.com/urlcodehere</youtube> 06:28, 03 July 2007

I fixed your sig. Remember that every <moop> needs a </moop> to demoopulate the moopulated text. If it has 4 <moop> it need 4 </moop>, or the page will be confused about the mooping. Also, this generally applies to other codes as well, like '''' (which is just a <b>, but in cuneiforms). It should be noted, however, that the critical <moop> code only works in my head. Soon, also however, my army of robot moopies will sweep across the face of the Earth, mooping entire nations to th...I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:40, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Poor planning ruins Rapture.mp3

You rock! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 19:08, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

W00t! Two years of choir in high school finally prove to be more than an easy way to raise my GPA. I was going to pawn it off on you or Mordillo, with a request for a really Jackie Mason-esque Jesus, but I couldn't sleep and so I decided to try it myself. Plus I'm quite mad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:27, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Reefer Desk: Mona Lisa Razor

Does it look any better now?  Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima • (VOTE FOR ME!) • talk • (AND MY PICS TOO!) • contribs 02:39, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Y'know, my grandmother would ask me that about her rash. Thanks a lot. Now I can't finish my dinner. I left a comment there. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:52, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

I demand

A new UnNews bit for to audio. I didn't have a tongue twister for quite some time now. ~ 15:30, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh...um...I didn't want to point this out to you while there were people around, as it's a little embarrassing, but you've got a little something on your face. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:13, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Now I just have to think which theme works best with this one...~ 18:02, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

My Sig

Sorry for the inconvience. Whenever I do </span>, it comes up as No Wiki Formatting even though I never asked for No Wiki formatting. So, can you fix my sig, again? Oh... and by the way, I redirected HowTo:Decieve people on eBay to HowTo:Deceive people on eBay. Hopefully, this won't ruin it for you. --Sir Manforman 22:12, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

I got that baby done for ya, MO. Sorry if you got your hopes up. I just saw it while leaving my message below and figured it was the least I could do to properly thank you.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:49, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

So much for the audio on UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures). It was lol funny and then some. I'm glad my general douchebaggery didn't deter you from doing sound on this baby, which I believe is best in living color sound.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:45, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, I was talking like that anyway. That's how I roll. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:05, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

...That's cool, I suppose. It could be worse, always could be worse. Unless you were talking like Jesse Jackson, in which case someone would have to kill you. Sorry, them's the breaks.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:09, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Jesse would only work if it rhymed... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:10, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Belated Thanks!

I'm not really good on making banners, so here's a little gift for voting for A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother:

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks!--Mr.Vib 02:48, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Are you sure it was me? Wait, cookies...yes, yes it was me. *munch*. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:01, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Top 10

Thanks from both Braydie and I for doing the Top 10 of June so we didn't feel like dipshits (he asked me to do it and I totally forgot/didn't know I was supposed to).-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:06, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

No problem. If there's one thing I'm good at, it's copying last month's stuff, deleting a bit, then saving it with a different name. I'm like those guys that cracked Enigma in WWII. I assume the two things are similar in both scope and subject. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:34, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, I'm totally going to do that next month. To redeem myself. Also, I can't complete an article to save my life right now. You know what that's like, I assume.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:12, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

If there's one thing that you need to redeem, it's yourself. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:55, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

That's what she said. Sadly enough, that's completely true.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

At least it's an easy redemption. Just try, for example, comparing it to the difficulty in redeeming the expired ten cents off a can of soup coupon that occupies the place in my wallet where money is supposed to go. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:12, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Oof. That does suck. You know, I almost had that problem today. I picked out a "$1 off of two boxes of cereal" coupon from the little thingamajig that holds 'em, and I almost forgot to give it to my mom. Almost. Luckily, just in the nick of time, I gave it to her. It saved us a dollar, which we promptly wasted on a lottery ticket. Good times, good times....Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:20, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

-- --_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 16:51, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

No problem. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:01, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

PLS Judging Instructions: Have a Gander

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If there has been some accident or mistake, and you no longer want to judge, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions. First, read all the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least somewhat fair and based on merit. And C, post your top 5 articles here, in order: User:ENeGMA/PLS Judging Hit me up on my talk page should these rules not cognizate within you. Thank you again for your continued cooperation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:30, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm all over it. So much so that it's saying "I've got Modusoperandi on me. Yuck!". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:33, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Psychadelic

Your talk page header makes me forget things rather easily. But not on this message!-~~

Yes, the strange places that http://boingboing.net/ takes me. They're strange. The interweb is filled with oddities. Like a page dedicated to the hundred worst album covers ever (and most of those listed don't have a picture) or, in this case, a page of illusions. A page, needless to say, that I stole from. Then I pasted my pic on that which my thievery did thieve and added some Lolcats-ish text and...you are under my spell! Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:34, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, I nev

Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:43, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

I KNEW I'd convert you to the lolcats way XD ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:00, 13 July 2007

*Ahem*, that's LolMO. Obviously. It's much better with me, which sounds like a good motto, actually. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:03, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Easy on the socks...

[1] --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:39, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Mordillo gave me a heads up when the not-me arrived, so you're too late. Stop living in the past, man. It's not me. Obviously. I'm me. It says so on my underwear. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:57, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

templasexual

Don't hate me, but I have exposed you, for your own good. I think. Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:38, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

That's okay (although that pretty much meets the definition of vanity). I'm already out. Didn't you see me on the float? It was a template, with wheels that were also templates. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:53, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

Your talk page header is drugs for the masses

Might be religion though, I always confuse those two. Anyways, I got ICUd, which was a wee bit of a painful experience. You mind telling me how random does it actually looks? ~ 15:48, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

ICU. Deadly.

The only things I see that could be improved are: it's a bit short & it needs a pic or two. What it needs to fill it out and what the art should be both escape me at the moment, as I'm slow with brain right now. Too hot for think. MO wants to go for beer. Perhaps something about Israelis teaching Palestinians how to be tourists, P teaching I how to throw a parade, and 'chops illustrating these things (though you'll need to run through Reefer Desk if you want the pics within the 7-day ICU thingy).

H.Gen Grue needs to read through pages more closely before tagging them, methinks. The page works, IMO. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:19, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

I added a couple of pics and smoothed out the rough spots in the text for you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:59, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

You are a very goodly person. I think I have to create a special ninja star for you. I'll get on it as soon as I can take my eyes off your page header....~ 11:47, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:09, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

YOU IS UNDAR MY SPEL THIS PERSON VERY GOODLY AND HIS WORF A SPECIAL MODUSOPERANDI NINJEWTSU STAR I CANNOT AVERT MINE EYES FROM THERE MODUSOPERANDI TALK HEADER. IT IS NOT GOODLY.

~ 14:57, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Weirdest damn cook...these aren't the droids you're looking for... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:00, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

You know what? I just realized that the champagne bottles are not part of the original Nasrallah Picture! :) ~ 20:01, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

C'mon! Hezbollah is like a frat house! Next you're going to tell me that you're surprised that Ehud enjoys a nice shrimp cocktail now and then. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:21, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Only on Sabbath. ~ 20:30, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

If it isof any consolation, I don't think it deserved the ICU in the first place. Anyway the pictures really add to the article.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 20:28, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. Generally speaking I don't think ICU is a proper treatment for veteran members of Uncync. ~ 20:30, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Check this one---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 20:37, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

That's excellent! Can I do an interwiki image link? ~ 05:49, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Speaking of Pics

I wrote a little piece, that received in the Pee (from Prettiestpretty) a 43. She said the weakest thing about it was the images, and I'm inclined to agree. She said you could shed some light on this predicament and perhaps help me out. I seem to remember asking for images for Nazi of you as well, but I don't hold a grudge. If you even have no desire to do the image, throw the idea out there and I could give it a whack. Much appreciated.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:17, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

My excuse for the Nazi fumble was that I forgot. I'm easily distracted. I'll read the gangsta page when I get a chance. Unless I forget. I'm like that. Who are you, again? My chair spins. Weeee! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:15, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I know. I'm cool with the whole Nazi thing. I saw your excuse (84 hours a week is certainly a reasonable one, too), so no worries. Get to this when you can (and when you do, perhaps give your opinion on the page as a whole?)-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:17, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Casual viewing:

Lose the redlinks. Unless they're used to add a "bit", they're just a distraction.

Try to spread out the remaining blue links. When they're all clustered together, with big gaps in between batches, I think that they're plotting against me.

This may be a lot of work but imagine that the page is being narrated by someone with no clue as to what black culture is. For example, instead of "Chris Rock", try it as "Christopher Rock" or somesuch. The rest works well enough, but it may work better to try it as excessively politically correct (not "black", but "persons of African ancestry who are citizens of America"). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:27, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Alright, I didn't think I still had any redlinks, but I'll get rid of. As for the blue links, when I'm less tired. But the POV was really meant to be a cynical racist who's seen gang culture his entire life. I had no idea I was quite that artsy, but there it goes.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:31, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Ah, well go with what works, then. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:48, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Not that I'm trying to get out of 'chopping pics, but a cursory Google search shows a wide array of suitable pics. Sometimes reality trumps fiction. Sad, but true. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:05, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Wups...spoke too soon. I've got an idea for a before/after pic. It'll probably be a few days before I can 'chop it, though. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:20, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Fair enough. Whenever you get the chance, and if you decide you are lacking the drive to do it, either tell me the idea and I can waste my time executing it, or just let me know that you've decided to let it go and not tell me the idea and I'll go elsewhere. Either way, thanks for the help.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:05, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Also, er, what's the difference between Canada Google and regular Google? I mean, besides the logo. Are there just randomly interspersed "eh's" every so often? Or is there something distinctly Canadian that I'm missing?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:06, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

I've got the pics, I just have to 'chop them into one.

The main differences between google.ca and google.com are that google.ca has more nudity and less violence. Like our films. Also, google.com is communist. Hence the ".com". Obviously. This is odd, as Canada is well known to be vaguely pinko. Oh, and google.ca automatically gay-marries you to a lumberjack from central B.C. or an oil-worker from Alberta (or both, on Two-fer Tuesdays. It's in our constitution. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:08, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Uh oh. Gay-marriage..../me calls Canadian Embassy....Hello? Yes, I'd like to annul a marriage....what? I can't understand what you're saying! Fucking Canadians!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:54, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Canadians mate for life, eh. Well, until the spring thaw, anyway. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:02, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Oye

Are you willing to impersonate Roger Daltrey? Because after hearing your performance on "Be Gay", I just need you to sing my song.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 20:33, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

As much as I aim to please, I never really set out to do a funny voice. Generally it just kind of happens. As such, I will be able to do a Daltrey impression if I ever happen to be talking like that, if that makes any sense at all. In the likely event that doesn't happen any time soon, try one of the Brits. Or, if you want to drive an Israeli mad, try Mordillo. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:47, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

That's alright. I think LedBalloon's doing the audio anyway.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:58, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Excellent. My plan for world domination advances another step. Next: Pass Go. Possibly I'll collect two hundred dollars. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:06, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

What plan for world dom-/me gets caught in Modus' talk header yet again.....must obey!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:15, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:06, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Signature

I changed my sig again. I followed your code on my talk page and it is still not displaying the timestamp correctly. Can you fix it. And also, do pictures in the sig really have to be 12px or less?--Sir Manforman 01:45, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Yes, they must or you will be eaten by Famine himself.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:48, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Yah, that's what I thought. Is it 12px?--Sir Manforman 01:50, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

I'll let him decide that. Looks good to me. BTW, I fixed it, if you didn't see.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:53, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Well...

1. A line of text
2. OMG! A line of text
3. Sir Manforman
4. A line of text. Neat!

There's no overlap or extra gap. Damn, yo! I can rap. Break it down, now. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:12, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Now, about the sigexpand tag....it's not working. You should probably fix that. Or, better yet, don't do it. They're obnoxious and irritating.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:24, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Yeah. All the cool people are using sigs with no real imagination whatsoever. A simple linky'd line of text is the most bestest. Perhaps with part in bold and part made small. That's where it's at. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:29, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

/me impatiently looks at his nonexistent watch Hmm, maybe instead of whoring your signature, you should be doing something else...CHOP 'CHOP! :D-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:32, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Hey! I still remember your Ljlego my Ego period! ~ 05:47, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

But seriously, if you have other stuff to do, don't mind me. Seriously.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:34, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

The thing you've got to understand is that I work. A lot. A big, solid block, where I have just enough time during my time off to sleep or eat. I managed a couple of quick 'chops for Mordillo earlier, as he was ahead of you in line and they were simple. I might start yours tomorrow, but my "idea" is uses at least four pics (and will require more than a little time with my Wacom), which means I probably won't start 'chopping until Thursday, when I'm on days off. I can type during slow times at work, luckily, but 'chopping here would be pushing it (I've got it good here, but it's not that good). Work, it needs to be said, sucks. It does, however, beat unemployment, which is like boredom. Unpaid boredom. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:00, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Ah, the woes of the working class. I've heard of that before. In any case, don't worry about it. I was looking to nom this for VFH soonful, but I can wait a spell. Also, where do you work that you're still there at 11 PM?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:05, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Long story. Boring. Suffice it to say that I work in an office. An office in a weird parallel world where people are there 24/7. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:12, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

It's called The IT Industry Universe. ~ 05:47, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Fair enough. In any case, I shouldn't be keeping you from your super important work.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:14, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Consider that a revocation of my image request. I don't really think I need it anyway, and a cursory look at the page you showed me tells me that you're right about reality. 'Tis scary.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:54, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, okay. Since I've got the unchopped pics already...all that's left is the hard part...I might make it anyway, just to mess with your head. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:05, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

If you make it, by all means put it here and I'll add it. What I'm saying is that I don't need it done, so you can focus your attentions on other things.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:07, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Focus? Attention? Things? It's like you don't know me at all, man. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:32, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, I feel obligated to at least say stuff like that. That way, if the IT guys catch you, then they can't also come after me. Though posting this message, admittedly, destroys that goal rather completely.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:36, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

I just do the "not the droids your looking for" hand-wavey thing. It doesn't actually trick them, but it appeals to their inner nerd. Also, their outer nerd. And they are nerds. Every damn last one of them. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:48, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

:0! Heresy!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:02, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Please learn to sing before you perform your next song.

Two things that should help:

1. Sing loudly, with enthusiasm.
2. Sing in time, on the beat.

Does that help?

--thematrixeætsyou, the master (talk) (flames) 04:00, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Help what? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:09, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

World hunger. ~ 05:59, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Advice: Negated! --THINKER 10:42, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Any better?

Well, I can't resist a challenge... Unless it's still rubbish, in which case I might just give up on this challenge and go and find another to not be able to resist. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:52, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Comment left at VFP. I'm going to reboot, as I did a bunch of stuff on my humble PC before going there. If that doesn't work I'll try bashing it with a rock. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:19, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Hi

What do you think of this, is it vfh material? Mhaille made a great pic.--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 03:58, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

This is probably one of those pages that's better with audio. Does Chopra have an accent? (I've read some of his BS, but have never heard him speak) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:31, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Erm

What is this? You know, after you caught Prettiestpretty in the act, I was surprised to see you do the same thing. Note: I speak, of course, about the Comment in that page. Nobody else has to know...-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:14, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

I was practicing for my role in the stage production of the A Fistful of Dollars/For A Few Dollars More/The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly trilogy. 00:45, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Wha? Who said that? /me looks around wildly, finds no one, turns gun on self.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:51, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Hello Helpdesk?

Say Modus, is there a simple way to turn a screen shot into a JPG? I can't seem to find a sensible way to do it....~ 18:04, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

The "Print Screen" key to capture the image, paste it into whatever graphics program you use (MSPaint included), "Save as" (pick JPG). Clear as mud? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:06, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I know that much, only thing is - I'd like to crop some of it, and MSpaint is a pain in the ass in that sense. Any other WYSIWYG graphic software you recommend? Everytime I try to use GIMP I get confused and end up thinking about sheep. ~ 21:51, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

You mean the free kind of software? Gimp is it, man. I don't use it myself, but it's supposed to be good. There's probably an application that "fits" between the crappiness of MSPaint and the complexification of apps like Photoshop and GIMP, but...I skipped that step. If you want, just save in whatever format, upload it here with a note on what you want cropped and I'll do it when I get to it. A warning: I don't have access to my computer, and won't for a least a week (I'm guessing more). My basement flooded when they tested our new sewer pipe (no poop, but it's still treated as black water, which means the whole basement is torn out and replaced). Then, when they were tearing stuff up, they found asbestos...

You may want to ask someone else to do it, if you want to go this way...Any of the 'choppers would be happy to do it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:28, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

Your esteemed opinion please

So, I finally had another article idea and began fleshing out the concept today. Would like a fourth opinion before I get too involved in it that I can't see the forest for the trees. Or herd for the cats or whatever the word is for a lot of cats in a bunch. User:Ceridwyn/Lolcats It had to happen >:D Be kind, but if the idea stinks, please gently steer me towards that knowledge. Or if the idea is so hidden under all the words that you also don't get it, again, please kindly let me know. I would appreciate your opinion! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 12:52, 26 July 2007

Er, estimed? /me runs spellcheck.....yeah, it's actually esteeemed.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:59, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

Yes yes smarty pants. We discussed this :P I had a HEADACHE :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:13, 26 July 2007

AND you spelled it wrong too :P So NERNIES TO YOU!!! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:14, 26 July 2007

NERNIES TO ME? Well, sista, I think we're gonna have a problem if you're going to be liek taht. I spel gud!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:08, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

You haven't even begun to see what bad spelling looks like! :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 12:35, 27 July 2007

Mom! Dad! Stop fighting! You're ruining my birthday party! /me runs to room, slams door. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:07, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Awful, terrible, horrendous. These are all words that I would not use to describe your idea. Like what I did there, with the setting you up in the first sentence, then doing a 180 in the second? Moo ha-ha!

I like. I'll tweak and fill in, if you don't mind (and if Sophia visits). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:40, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

Please do :) And thanks! I will revert monololgue though if you dont object too much :P Thanks for the edits thus far, I especially loved the telegraph bit and I ADORE the quote at the top :) Cleverer and funnier than my Descartes one, the correct translation of which would be "I think, therefore I lol" though, not "I lol, therefore I am" :P Pedanticism ftw! Love as always <3 ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:10, 26 July 2007

No problem. I can probably build on your text better than I could come up with new bits, as I know little about either of the subjects mashed up in the page. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:19, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, I only know about lolcats, I'm winging the philosophy part! I love the Plato quote btw, I'm stifling a lot of giggles right now! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:30, 26 July 2007

It's wonderful what a googling will do. Philosophers sure do talk a lot, considering they're supposed to be spending their time thinking. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:35, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

MO, have I told you lately that you're wonderful? I love your additions to the article, they are brilliant, you completely see where I'm going with the article! Thanks <3 ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 12:35, 27 July 2007

You're gonna to get me sucked into the sick, depraved world of Lolcats... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:03, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Yup, one day you'll be riding high on the waves of psychedelic rainbow cheezburgers, next thing you know, you're squatting in a filthy alleyway trying desperately to scrape the last morsels of jellymeat from the inside of a rusty tin-can. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:19, 27 July 2007

The best part about a canned ham is that goo that's in the bottom. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:48, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

You Judges the PLS! And you didn't fuck it up! Congratulations!

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read articles for me for no pay. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:27, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

No problem. I've there's one thing that I am, it's responsible. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:39, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

I thought the one thing you were responsible for was jet ski accidents on your private lake? Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 03:07, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

How did you know?

About my singing voice, that is? I'm thinking about joining a Yes tribute band. This would be rather difficult, as the current band is still active, but you know, my lyre could certainly outweigh any bass work Chris Squire could do. I'm off to practice "Heart of the Sunrise," excuse me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:52, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

There are Yes tribute bands? Aren't those illegal? If not, why aren't they? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:29, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

No. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

....is captured.....for the queen to u-*squeak* Damn it, damn it, damn it! I just cannot get this right! Start again....Take a straight and stronger course....-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:00, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

No, thats the name of the tribute band, No. They've just completed Nosongs, a CD of some of their favourite tracks. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Those assholes beat me to it! Could be because I only know the words to one song and even that knowledge is sketchy....but I could still do the lyre! Ya rly.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:10, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Ah well...tempus fugit. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Sketchy knowledge about Yes is the second best kind of knowledge about Yes. The best kind is none. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:26, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Ooh, such hate. Why hateth you Yes so, Modus?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:28, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

To be perfectly honest, I don't remember them at all. I'm hoping to keep it that way. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:38, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

So, you just blindly hate? Tsk tsk, I thought you were better than that.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:46, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

It's not hate, just a sense of foreboding. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:54, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Ah, Yes, of course. In any case, you still never answered my question. Are you stalking me or something?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:57, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Stalking is such a loaded word. I prefer stalking, which is better because it's leaning over. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:00, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

....HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS LEANING OVER? /me looks around wildly, sees no one, once again turns gun on self. Notice how it always ends like this.....I need to find a more constructive output for my shallow anguish.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:02, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

You should get an account on a wiki of some sort. Maybe do some writing. I know it's helped me. I used to be quite mad. Mad! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:10, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Yes, yes of course! How could I have been so foolish!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:14, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm lost. 01:23, 29 July 2007

You're not the only one. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:24, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Tom! I didn't know you were part of this conversation! Did you see my rewrite of Russian Reversal? Do you care?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:26, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Did either of you see whatever new page I released recently? Also, help, I'm sliding to the left! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:29, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Nope. I didn't. Should I be worried? Is it going to eat me again?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:30, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

That was my cryptic way of saying "Don't whore to a third party on my talkpage". I do everything in a cryptic manner. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:39, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

I was a whore for a spell. 01:46, 29 July 2007

Not the one who worked the corner of Main and Hills perchance? If so, I'd like to have a word about the nasty rash you gave me! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:14, 29 July 2007

The Madame is goin' to be so upset with me. ~_~ 08:49, 29 July 2007

Its ok lass, look, I won't tell her if you give me a discount from now on ;) ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:48, 29 July 2007

/me gets out of white Eldorado with zebra-print interior, puts on purple fedora with a peacock feather in the hatband, struts onto page. Damnit, Tom! Where's my money, bitch? <sound of backhand slap> Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:30, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Money!? What on Earth is this "money" that you speak of? 02:58, 30 July 2007

Oh, so it's gonna be like that. <backhand slap> You gonnna be all "Waa waa waa. It's a slow night, Mister Pimp. Waa waa waa. I got jacked by a John.". You better not be holding out on me. <abrupt change in character.> Well, there's nothing we can do, I guess. Let's go for ice cream. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:20, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Is Modusoperandi gonna have to choke a bitch?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:38, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Only if someone drops his ice cream on the floor of my Caddy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:46, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

The stains in your car sort of resemble ice cream stains already. 06:32, 30 July 2007

It's got a big back seat for a reason. One day I hope to discover what that reason is. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:39, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Thankies :)

Thanks for fixing that for me :); its all sorted now. And and a note to the picture at the top of this page *Shudders* -- (Bonner) (Talk). 23:39, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

No problem. Also, this is a shudder-free page. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:44, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Darn it I wrote a big thing and then Firefox crashed before it saved :( So anyway, I'll try and recap for those at home. HypMO is awesome, I find it mesmerising on several levels. And I won't stand for this going away business, nor will I sit for it. I demand you return and continue your primary function in life, which is of course to drip feed me funnies one delicious paragraph at a time. And there was something about that song (you know the one!) and about how I can't look you in the proverbial eye for a while! /me misses MO already :( ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:08, 31 July 2007

As it turns out, I do have access to a computer. The problem is that it's sooooooooo friggin' slow. By the time it shows what I'm typing on screen, I've already forgotten what I was talking about. The yogurt was yummy, though. See what I mean? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:57, 31 July 2007 (UTC)