User:Tom mayfair/"Be Gay"

Parody to Daniel Powter's song "Bad Day".

Be Gay

Be Gay.MP3

Where is my friend that I hang with the most
You look into my eyes then at the bed post
You tell me you're hard up for a lay
You tell me your passion's hot today
And I don't need any condoms

You get on your knees to give me a blow
You're licking your lips even as I say no
You tell me your life has been a lie
You cradle my balls & let out a sigh
And I don't need any condoms

Cause you had to be gay
You're taking it down
You hum a short song and give a reach-a-round
I say I don't know
You tell me don't cry
You hike your arse up and say go for a ride
You had to be gay
No I am not bi
You're going back down for another try
You had to be gay
You had to be gay

Well you need to realize that I’m not gay
A little curious that be I may
And you don’t need any condoms

Cause you had to be gay
You're taking it down
You hum a short song and give a reach-a-round
I say I don't know
You tell me don't cry
You hike your arse up and say go for a ride
You had to be gay
Well I could be bi
I’m going back down to give it another try
You had to be gay
You had to be gay

(Oh.. I am gay..)

Sometimes your best friend is all you need
And their dick is really long
You like it from the back and you know
That I could be well hung oh so long
And I'm not wrong (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeeeah)

So where is the lotion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up your feet and you begin to boast

Cause we had to be gay
We’re going down town
I hum a short song and give a reach-a-round
We say we both know
You tell me no pie
I hike my arse up and say go for a ride
You had to be gay
No I am not bi
We going back down a few more times
You had to be gay
You had to be gay

(Oh, yeah, yeaaah, yeah)
Had to be gay
(Oh, had to be gay)
Had to be gay
(Oh, yeah, yeah, yeeeeah)
Had to be gay
(Oh, had to be gay)
Had to be gay...
Had to be gay...

Credits

Lyrics by: Premier Tom Mayfair
Performed by: Modusoperandi