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UnNews:Tom and Jerry

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  • This does not count as an UnNews article, Nor does it count as an Uncyclopedia article. --NXWave 11:49, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete pl0x It's just not good enough.--Chobo66 17:16, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • This article is too new (<7 days) - it should have been ICUed instead of VFDed (ICU now added). Nothing links to it, so there's no urgent need to get rid of it despite the fact that it's UnNews. I agree it's bad, but we have to give things time. And, while I'm being a complainy person, please don't add things to VFD when it's full - use the new Poopsmith's Lounge for that! --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:03, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
    • Chobo66: It'd already been moved to userspace/{{ICU}}'d, so it's ineligible. –—Hv (talk) 13/07 17:54

Kenny G

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God's Ass, Nevada

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  • Could be improved, but the titles of "Things you'll find in God's Ass" sections make it worth keeping. --Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg F@H Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 21:25, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • Great idea, bad article. It's more unfunny ranting than anything else. Also, it's 2005cruft. --General Insineratehymn 01:28, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • ??? Er, It's all, well, unfunny. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:35, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. That town is not at all as the author describes it. ----OEJ 01:47, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:19, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. –—Hv (talk) 13/07 14:40
  • Delete Unfunny.--Chobo66 17:10, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Frankie! 19:18, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • I wrote this a long time ago, so I guess I'm biased. I can remember thinking of the idea, which I still think is fairly funny, but my execution of it isn't that great. Maybe someone could rewrite it.—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 04:03, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Pornwire

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  • Yes, I saw that after I added it. I went to "What links here" and saw your userpage and thought: "No! Surely OEJ doesn't like this!" I was all ready to cross you off my list of nice people. :-) --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:48, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:18, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. –—Hv (talk) 13/07 14:40
  • Delete Frankie! 18:32, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
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Chinese dead man

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  • Delete Somebody recently is leaving this article me in his will. Unfortunately I cannot claim this article myself and first needs all your credit card numbers. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:45, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Myth busted. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:37, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. How can there be no good jokes in this? It's like straight regurgitated spam. Unbelievable. ----OEJ 01:45, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:17, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. –—Hv (talk) 13/07 14:40
  • ?--Chobo66 16:57, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Frankie! 17:03, 13 July 2007 (UTC)~
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Tool (Band)

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The Playboy Mansion

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  • 2005cruft --General Insineratehymn 20:22, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Frankie! 20:53, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I feel sorry for people who are unattractive because they're sexist and aren't even funny. I hope for his sake he's rich, that's all. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:54, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Delete. Merely terrible: unfocused, wandering, unfunny. ----OEJ 01:34, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

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User:SU182/Windows Genuine Advantage

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  • Keep But only because stuff that's in userspaces is meant to be protected and I don't want to set any dangerous precedents. I will totally be looking the other way if some admin happens to erase things by an infinibanned user though. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:53, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep as per Sbu. Userspace is sacred, except to admins. But its definately exempt from VFD. Stick to mainspace guys. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 12:11, 13 July 2007
  • Keep - I don't see the point of deleting inoffensive userspace pages. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:05, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • It would set a bad precedent to delete a not shock/porn page from userspace, even if it is SU182's. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:14, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Userspace off limits for VFD. CRIMETHINKERS! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:12, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Retract nomination I only put this here because I already tried QVFD. I started to doubt myself immediately after nominating this, but I failed to act on those doubts. So there. Pentium5dot1 05:15, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Userspace protection. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 17:43, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete as nominator. I don't see why this exists. It is still locked as a year-old PLS submission (the process was presumably interrupted by SU182 being banned), and the real article is *almost* the same thing. Pentium5dot1 18:05, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete per "It's made by SU182". --General Insineratehymn 20:22, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • Basically ineligable. So, kept. -- The Zombiebaron 21:47, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Ear

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  • It's just a jump to the left. -- The Zombiebaron 21:50, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Richie Sambora

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Graveney News

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Sparks

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Canada Council

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Lead

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Verb

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Shelbyville

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  • 2005cruft --General Insineratehymn 23:56, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not much to see, and no public restrooms. ----OEJ 00:30, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Everybody knows Shelbyville was founded by Shelbyville Manhatten, not drunken Welsh sailors. This is way too fact and figury also. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:48, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:57, 12 July 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 07:16, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete RabbiTechno 14:00, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
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Jamie's Law

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  • Extreme delete. Pretty intense and shitty vanity that slipped through the cracks --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:00, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 23:53, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Just quite bad. ----OEJ 00:39, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Good day to you, Mr Vanity. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:50, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete--Chobo66 05:40, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete How could a guy who pretends he's had sex with Liv Tyler be wrong? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:56, 12 July 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 07:14, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete nasty. RabbiTechno 14:02, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
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Rag

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  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 23:52, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete One-good-line-cruft: "A rag of the white colour, is the most common sidearm of the French Army, for use when the standard-issue white flag has been lost/stolen/forgotten/eatenwhenthinkingitwasabaguette." --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:52, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Did someone say weaselbaguette? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:52, 12 July 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 07:13, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete RabbiTechno 14:04, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
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Accordion

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Clickhereyouidiot.com

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P.A.L.K. (People Against Lenny Kravitz)

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  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 23:50, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
  • PAPALK You can figure it out, go on. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:00, 12 July 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 07:11, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I'm with it on the whole anti-Lenny thing, but my god that's one ugly page! RabbiTechno 14:09, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
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Category

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Fall Foliage Season

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  • Yay, VFD space! Anyways, delete. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 19:59, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Frankie! 20:30, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Unless someone plans to fix soon, Delete Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:27, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Put it out of its suffering. Delete--Chobo66 16:56, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I like the idea of the spray trucks going round and colouring the leaves, but that's all. Chances are it'd never be improved... RabbiTechno 14:13, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • Keeping this one, and adding it to my to-do list. I'll fix it up at some point in the near future. If I don't, feel free to harass me about it. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 07/12 15:51

Maximum Ride

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  • Keep The user who created it still works on it every day. its not done yet, so it still deserves the construction template. --General And Min. THEDUDEMANSucrose b.gif 20:46, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete Ah, the old "substituted construction" gambit. Still looks tagged, but doesn't show up in the WIP category. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:52, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • What the fuck? Frankie! 20:39, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Don't attempt to pull the wool over our eyes --General Insineratehymn 21:08, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Maybe they are still working on it, but they'll have to stop at some point. And since it'll likely get deleted then (unless construction involves deleting most of what was written), we might as well delete it now to save them from wasting any more time on it. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:01, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - if the author gives a shit and thinks they can turn this into a good article, then they should ask for it to be restored to their userspace. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:33, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. In some cases, it doesn't truly matter whether or not the article is being worked on but whether it looks like it's actually going to improve. And it doesn't. --SirIsaac 12:21, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
  • ? You can't fix this.--Chobo66 16:59, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Beyond hope. But let them move to namespace before deleting. Slithy Tove 23:11, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • The reason? Unfunny sex references. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:56, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • I just put a message on the talk page, asking him to move the page. Give the guy some time to think my advice over before nuking it. --Ye Olde Luke 01:55, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Whore of Babylon

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With

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  • 2005cruft Currently has gone the 4th longest of any article on Uncyclopedia without an edit. Slithy Tove 21:02, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 01:11, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 02:50, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Frankie! 20:48, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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Zemaite

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  • 2005cruft Slithy Tove 20:58, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I've never seen anyone get quite so passionately ranty about a dead woman before. The only good line: "She is also known as cheapest woman in Lithuania and for that reason her portrait was placed on 1/3 lt bill." How cheap does that make the Queen? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:30, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 01:11, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 02:48, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Frankie! 20:51, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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FOAF

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Guamania

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Index notation

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  • Keep It's quite an original concept and well done, despite looking rather like it was made in five minutes! --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:18, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep The joke is there is no joke. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 17:22, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. I had that very same conversation with myself, while I was on the toilet. Then I noticed that the roll of toilet paper was, in fact, just a roll of nothing, and forgot all about the whateveritis that we're talking about. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:03, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. I laughed more than I should have. --SirIsaac 19:55, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Frankie! 21:04, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Ye Olde Luke 01:02, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep--Chobo66 17:05, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • 2005cruft Slithy Tove 20:47, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 02:37, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sorry but either I don't get it, or there's nothing to get. Either way I'm voting delete. We can do better people. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:19, 11 July 2007
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Great Child Burning

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Baghdad Bob

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Big Boss

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  • decent page, I vote to keep, what the hell is wrong with it?User:Froste21
  • Keep. It may be a little messy, but with appropriate cleanup it'll be awesome. Adzma 11:42, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. all really needs to be done, is take out the fucking long list of "facts" and quotes. everything else besides that is pretty humorous. not to mention, there needs to be an article about Big Boss.--TravisBatos 20:40, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • Recently deleted HERE. Now recreated with exactly the same content. The Oblong Lobster 19:42, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • QVFD Recreated content. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:50, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 02:09, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Obv. Delete --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:27, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • CVP --General Insineratehymn 19:05, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. What's wrong with it? Memes out the yin-yang, seasoned with gamercruft and starry-eyed fanboyism, and sprinkled with misspellings, incoherence, and bad grammar. Other than that, it's pretty bad. ----OEJ 19:42, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • CVP, since it will come back otherwise. Plus whatever I said last time. Frankie! 20:25, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • TLDR er I mean Delete... no wait, both! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:02, 11 July 2007
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I did QVFD it yesterday explaining it was recreated but it wasn't deleted. The Oblong Lobster 19:54, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

  • Yes, QVFD's a bit temperamental at the moment - I've kind of extended my poopsmithery to tidying up over there too, but there's only so much you can do with relisting stuff. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:22, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Honestly, if everyone saw how many articles in the archives have been recreated - of course some of them may have been started anew, but I think there's little point in continuing to vote against stubborn writers. And if you block the page from ressurection, they just put it under a different name. There's little point in getting into a power struggle. If people are upset enough about deletion to put their articles on again, I'd leave them. At some point in the future they will probably get renommed, maybe when the person is no longer active on Uncyclopedia. Slithy Tove 22:56, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Side effect

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  • Delete--Cajek 19:30, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • page Side effects exists already. this article not funny. --Cajek 19:30, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Cookbook/Toppings/Bolognese sauce

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  • Keep My understanding is that the cookbook recipes are short anyway, and this one's not so bad. Slithy Tove 20:15, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Yes, we have loads of short cookbook thingumies, and this is not one of the worst. "While you are frying, slaughter the tribesfolk and scrape the delicate inner nostril and sinus flesh. Discard the remainder." I could just see Delia Smith doing it. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:14, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep but lose the Chuck Norris semen. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:06, 11 July 2007
I hear you can't lose that - it just crawls after you, faster than you can walk. (BTW, check the orig version - IMO it's slightly better than the current.) Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 07/11 12:40
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Citadel

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Pulse Music

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  • Not sure if this is vanity or what. Either way, it's not up to much. RabbiTechno 18:06, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Zorba the Hutt

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  • Delete. What?! -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 15:51, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 16:13, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete 'Tarded. RabbiTechno 17:51, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • One paragraph. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 18:19, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I wonder what the average age of a VFD'd writer is. Slithy Tove 20:21, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Merely cliche and childish, but otherwise quite bad.----OEJ 00:19, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I thought he was a Greek? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:51, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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Quantum cryptography

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  • Delete. Listcrap. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 15:51, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 16:12, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete 'Tis poo. RabbiTechno 17:52, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Slithy Tove 20:23, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Good subject, bad treatment. ----OEJ 00:19, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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Ashton-under-Lyne

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Ulysses

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Hymers

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Wester

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  • Deleted, then Kept. Don't ask. -- The Zombiebaron 20:11, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Jimmy Carter’s Home

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Purple Cheese Monkey

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Halloween 4: Michael Myers Is Done Napping

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  • Keep/Rewrite. I thought this was a pretty funny article when I started writing it. I guess it needs a rewrite or something. It's actually pretty good, but maybe I can convert the lists into sentences and paragraphs and add better jokes. This article is part of a series of Halloween movie articles, and without this article, it would be incomplete. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 19:54, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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Sir Obelix-Agbetile

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Vern Mueller

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  • Weak Keep. For some reason, I found this concept, if not intentional, awesome. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:03, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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Robert Kilroy Silk

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  • Somewhere between Weak keep and Keep Again, I like. Am I just feeling too nice today? Somebody punch me to get me in a worse mood. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:56, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Capercorn punches SbU to get her in a worse mood.
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Destiny

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Gay Icon

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  • Keep This was one of the ones I meant on the forum topic - I like it muchly. Added a picture to help others like it too...? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:48, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete, because I said so. -- The Zombiebaron 00:43, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:44, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Slithy Tove 01:26, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Article! Just Huff It™ - Sadly (for the article), your image failed to impress me SbU. Oh well, time to push it up against a wall. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 02:01, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete because it has no useful function. MaxMangel 14:00, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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Brotherhood and Brotherhood/Unbook

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Random

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  • Keep I dunno, it fills a niche. It's more random than random humour and less random than vandalism. Needs a prune and a watchful eye. Maybe I'll have a go later if anyone cares about this one! --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:17, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - If this gets huffed, AAAAAAAAA! has to go also. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 02:04, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Comment. Why? AAAAAAAAA! was original for its time and displays a singular concept. This is just a random mash of words and pictures bordering on vandalism--Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:09, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep dammit. Though some individuals may not see it, a great deal of thought goes into this article, and the content is perfectly fitting of its name considering it to be an Uncyclopedia article. I do my bit to see that randomism and not vandalism is exhibited in this article, and it will be a shame and waste to see it go. And let's be realistic, people will come to create an article on a subject matter as important as random when they see there isn't one, and everyone knows deep in their hearts what an article named random is supposed to be like... --The Dit 08:32, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Huge and worthless article. I propose delete this pile of crap and redirect to Random humor --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:37, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff n' puff n' stuff --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:15, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Just awful. Slithy Tove 01:22, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Randomness is not and never will be funny. --Winstanley1 12:13, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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Hermann Zimmer

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  • Keep I don't see what's wrong with this article, except that it could use some pruning. Some reasonable satire too. Slithy Tove 01:17, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Unless it's literally all the same as Hitler, there must be something in here you can salvage. Get rid of the repeated stuff and show me nothing's left and I'll rethink. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:24, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - I liked the old Adolf Hitler article. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 02:06, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Hueg and worthless article. Most of it is just a copy/paste from the old Adolf Hitler article with the name changed, too. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:37, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Copy-paste from Adolf Hitler. Compare. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:46, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • Comment. I'm pretty sure it's an entire C/P. I tried to do some fixing, and 9/10ths of the images were broken, with the words "Hermann Zimmer" replacing "Hitler" or "Adolf". --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:51, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Posh

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  • Doesn't suck. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 12:19, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep For those who don't know, it's about Victoria Beckham, and I reckon it's just as good as if not better than her main article. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:20, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Not that bad, needs a pic though. How about one of Posh during entering the Earth's atmosphere? ----OEJ 13:42, 7 July 2007 (UTC) (added one ----OEJ 14:45, 7 July 2007 (UTC))
  • Keep, although it should still be expanded. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:02, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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Underworld: Evolution

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Hot Paradox

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Charles Ponzi

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Reston, Virginia

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Cleveland Steamer

  • Delete. I don't even want to know what it means. RabbiTechno 16:58, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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Well what did you think a Cleveland Steamer was? A packet ship to northern Ohio? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:21, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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Nomenclature

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F. Murray Abraham

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The incident

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Police Academy

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Hygiene

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KeepDame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:21, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

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Vroz

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Butlins, Bognor Regis

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  • Keep -- oddly enough, I kind of like it. Worthy topic for satire -- See this -- but article could use some tidying up. ----OEJ 13:47, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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Dystopia

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Power Rangers

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  • Keep The recent pruning was just a quoticide. I did a major cleanup of some of the lists - there's actually a lot of good things in there, but it still needs more pruning of the non-list sections. Read it before passing judgement. Especially the bits that aren't the first big chunk of text. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:27, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
    • Well, it still needs a major rewrite now. I think it'd be best to just delete and restart. --Dexter111344 18:16, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Except for the fact that unless you're very lucky, the person who chooses to restart will be a fanboy who writes something ten times worse. If someone really wants to write something much better than this, let them ask to delete what's here then. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:02, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete. This article was recently subject to a major 20,000 character pruning, but it still remains the listiest, unfunniest article I've ever seen. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:27, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Why is this a huge unfunny list? It really shouldn't be. --Dexter111344 16:46, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 17:30, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Becuase it's awful.The Oblong Lobster 11:18, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Nothing really worth keeping here. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 09:58, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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Fisher Price

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  • Keep Go eat shit fuckers --Ekashp 17:53, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 17:52, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep The zenith of 21st Century cultural achievement. RabbiTechno 17:56, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - Ughhh... --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 17:56, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep FOREVER! - Wtf is wrong with you? This is the best piece of literature on Uncyclopedia! You make me sick. --Kingkitty 18:00, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep You should be banned for nominating a literary masterpiece for deletion. --General Insineratehymn 18:13, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 18:32, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Roman Dog Bird 18:38, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep in accordance to the Go Eat Shit Fuckers Law. --Dexter111344 18:41, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Kids these days, with their not eating 'shit fuckers'. Why, when I was a lad, we couldn't wait to run to the candy store after school to purchase and promptly tear open a package of 'shit fuckers'. I'm drooling just thinking about them. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:54, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Because everyone else is voting keep and I don't want to look like I don't get it. I don't get it enough to be honest, but who does? The Oblong Lobster 19:37, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. MO just made me hungry. –—Hv (talk) 2/07 19:39
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  • Here we go again! RabbiTechno 17:50, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Quick tip Yellow - don't nominate anything in the Uncyclopedia in-jokes category. I suppose every generation of n00bs have to learn this lesson for themselves, though, so I don't blame you for trying. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:48, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

P.S. Go eat shit fuckers.

  • ...anouther one bites the Keep. -- The Zombiebaron 00:03, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Image:FlareonFurryFemaleSmall(26).JPG

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  • Keep --Ekashp 17:54, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep This is used on user pages. I found the image kinda amusing on Pokémon personally, though the replacement is perhaps more intelligent. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:38, 02 July 2007
    • Comment Well, according to the rules, Pornographic/shock/gore images which are clear copyright violations and/or which serve little satirical purpose WILL be deleted without warning. I was merely trying to comply with that rule, as I don't find the image to be satirical whatsoever, and it's a pornographic image. --TV-VCR watch 07:51, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
      • Personally I didn't find it pornographic. There's some cartoon nipples. There's far worse around. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:58, 02 July 2007
  • Keep. It's just a furry. I can't say whether or not it's appropriately used, as it's only used on userpages. Lastly, I'm well known for having cartoon nipples. One on each side. True story. But I digress. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:19, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep It's harmless. RabbiTechno 13:05, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep I don't like the image(mainly because of the fact that I hate Pokemon), but I don't see any reason to delete it, though. --Dexter111344 16:23, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - I could care less for the image though. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 17:58, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Roman Dog Bird 18:51, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete Um, no. --TV-VCR watch 07:02, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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Also, just a heads up, its generally against the rules to add more articles to VFD when its already over 15. :) ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:38, 02 July 2007

Lamb of god

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It's gone --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 00:02, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

I hate to look useful or anything, but what makes you think that adding that text has any usefull use at all? Instead of being useful, you just edit conflicted me while I was trying to clean out VFD. Shame on you. -- The Zombiebaron 00:05, 3 July 2007 (UTC)