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Pine cone tree

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Chico Time

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  • I wonder if someone from Chico State made this. Chico State is California State University for those who don't know. Also, remember to add the VFD template to the page. Otherwise, it won't get deleted. --Dexter111344 04:50, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

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Droitwich

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  • Keep because I didn't know that goat's cheese tends to lose traction when cornering, or that the queen drives a blue transit. Never been to Droitwich, but I still laughed. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:40, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Slithy Tove 00:34, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - Surprisingly, it's kinda funny. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:33, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • Towncruft --General Insineratehymn 20:09, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 20:20, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Dexter111344 03:50, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Scrap. Towncruft is the worst cruft. It's also the only cruft I admit to calling "cruft" --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 13:07, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • What really hurt me about this page is that I'm going to work for them someday. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif

Skiffle

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Farmers Branch

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Michael Keaton

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Big Boss

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GamePolitics

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  • Vanitycruft --General Insineratehymn 20:17, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete YOu could say it was hard hitting journalism. You'd be a fucking moron if you did. The Oblong Lobster 20:20, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 20:23, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Why do I care about the troll or this website? Oh yeah, I don't. --Dexter111344 22:59, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Was almost going to go for a very weak keep until the article assaulted me with the names of 60 people I'd never heard of. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:46, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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Lovely

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Operation Rescue

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Zilla

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Vandalism Box

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  • Blarch Bad and could be much better. The Scientology references don't make sense. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:04, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Agreed with the above. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:51, 01 July 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 07:24, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Not a single Gary Coleman reference. Just a Shatner reference. Terrible. --EMC [TALK] 17:37, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Could be improved. Never will be...RabbiTechno 13:05, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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Uncle Rico

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Rawrification

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Trespissers

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Your Face

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Canuckstan

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  • My grandfather was a great man! He would walk around telling teenage girls that he had $100 in his pocket and all they had to do was reach in and get it. But when they reached in, they soon realized he had a hole in his pocket and he wasn't wearing any underwear! But he didn't have to resort to tricks like that! He could get it whenever he wanted from any women! Sorry about the rant. But seriously, that joke is funnier than anything on that page, which is extremely sad. --Dexter111344 22:03, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Club Penguin

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American

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  • Strong keep Displays as much funny misunderstanding of America as people think you misunderstand the world. Don't misunderstand this article by deleting it! Could do with a bit of pruning though. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:16, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep - Normaly my inner neo-con kicks in on articles like this, but the image on how various different people view america made me want to keep. Prunage is good. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 23:35, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak keep. Delete the stupid, preserve the funny and you've got a decent page. --SirIsaac 00:56, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep and Rewrite - Somewhat self-referential. Could be featured with some improvements. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 05:12, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Read comments. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 15:45, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep with reservations Wot ^they^ all said. RabbiTechno 18:08, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep It needs to be cleaned up. Roman Dog Bird 18:26, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep and clean up --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:51, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep because the Secret Service guy has a gun to my head I mean, because America is great! Yeah... Let's go with that... --Dexter111344 21:31, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep--Sir Manforman CUN.png 17:28, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Without this page, the cruft contained within would be forced to spread to other pages. Do you really want that? Also, while it's not a good page, there are some good lines. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:15, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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Ok, so most of it is blatent hatred of americans. A fair share of it was true, and funny. Many pictures were also very funny. And hey, if I wasn't american, I'd probably be loving this article. Our foreign policies suck, our government can suck most of the time, and we always are meddling in everyone's affairs. So, yeah, take out some of the more blatent hatred, and this article will be pretty good. And BTW, what about french, british, germans? They all are the same way as this article. Huffing this one would mean all of those ones would be deleted, and they are really good. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 15:45, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

...You guys are all terrorists. :)-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 20:32, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Ok look. This article makes all the same points as the one I nominated for deletion, but in a funnier, less hateful way. That's why I don't see any reason for American to exist. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 20:50, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Seriously people, read this article before voting. Then you'll know that American has no reason to exist. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 22:54, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Strange, I see a lot of talk about how it should be rewritten or expanded, but I don't see either of that going on in this article. Take the shit or get off the pot. --General Insineratehymn 23:05, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Come on people. There is a version of this idea for EVERY single country. This isn't bad. Germans quotes that german women are a sub-human race with 2 vaginas. Americans is light on being offensive compared to the others. If this is huffed, admin may have to huff other good articles to keep the cultural divide 'fair.' I think that both articles (Americans and Americans (Species), are funny in different ways. In fact, I propose that the species are placed as a catagory under the article Americans. So, come on, please reconsider this. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 05:48, 1 July 2007 (UTC)


Homosexual

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  • Delete and redirect to Homosexuality Page is badly written and unfunny. It's a lightning rod for morons posting names and pictures and saying how GAY their buddies are. A vanity nightmare. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:46, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 20:53, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete and redirect --Dexter111344 21:18, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 22:27, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
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The Legend of the Rapist Gummie Bears

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  • Delete RabbiTechno 17:22, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Fucking kill it lolz, rape, so funneh Roman Dog Bird 17:30, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 17:59, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 18:27, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Though, I did laugh at the title. --Dexter111344 21:24, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
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Metalhead profiles

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  • List. Cruft. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:00, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:10, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Lame Roman Dog Bird 17:31, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I do know about such subjects, and it's not funny. RabbiTechno 17:34, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • I am an expert in this subject, and I do not find it funny. --General Insineratehymn 20:54, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • I am not an expert on this subject. In fact, the closest thing to metal music for me is cello rock. But I can tell you this needs to be Deleted. --Dexter111344 21:21, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
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Penalties

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Missile defence

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  • Keep Nice little stub, could do with an expand though. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:50, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep As above - but I doubt it ever will be expanded, you know how these things are. RabbiTechno 18:03, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
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  • 2005cruft --General Insineratehymn 01:16, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Blech. Part bad article, part UnNews, all stupid. --SirIsaac 02:25, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 02:52, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete unless someone wants to expand it. I don't. --Dexter111344 16:45, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 17:46, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Blarch "Protecting missiles" is a lame concept. Short. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:50, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
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Atmosphere

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  • 2005cruft --General Insineratehymn 01:15, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete But who is going to clean up those 50 or so red links that will be created? --Dexter111344 01:47, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 02:51, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Limited by its off-the-wall concept. Could be way better. Kill --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:05, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 17:55, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete And anyway, where would we be without Depeche Mode? RabbiTechno 18:04, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
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Godsmack

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Potter Puppet Pals

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  • Blarch Description of a Flash cartoon, intermixed with lame jokes. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 00:51, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Blech. Formatting hiccups, bad jokes and pointless hyperbole, oh my! --SirIsaac 01:01, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 02:49, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 18:02, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete RabbiTechno 18:08, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
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Wolf's Rain

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  • Otakucruft. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 00:51, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • As great as the show BTW, there is a reason why Adult Swim cancelled the show. --Dexter111344 01:57, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 02:48, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Pangusto 11:11, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Never seen the show. If it's as good as dexter suggests, I'm glad of that. RabbiTechno 18:08, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 18:21, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
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  • Also, delete the redirects. --Dexter111344 02:01, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

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Colin Firth

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  • Keep A rare good example of the deity genre. I made a few changes to help it along a bit. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:51, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep --vyvyan 15:33, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep This is funny. 17:22, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete One wonders if Colin Firth himself wrote this - looks like vanity. Either that or a seriously obsessed fan. RabbiTechno 10:46, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Too short to be funny. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 23:37, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Blech. Not worth keeping. --SirIsaac 00:59, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 01:49, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm sorry but who? I don't go to the movies, so... yeah... --Dexter111344 21:37, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
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Xuxa

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Women's games and crimes against men

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  • Blarch this serious, unsatirical essay. "Guys who think with their cocks end up in deep trouble" -from the article. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 00:07, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Blech. Is this idiot serious? --SirIsaac 02:35, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 04:49, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Ou est le funny? Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:33, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Deep ranting, from someone I actually hope never finds a wife, for her sake. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:31, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete "A false accusation of rape is much worse than rape itself..." WTF? This needs to be deleted and whoever was responsible for it needs some major electro-shock therapy. If anyone can track down the author's address, I'll be on my way round there with a generator and some genital clamps right away. RabbiTechno 10:36, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Bullshit. Finntastic 11:00, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Although it maybe the last words from someone who had a gun to their head. Don't expect anyone has missed him, and maybe deleting this will be the last act of removing him from existence. I need to shut up now. The Oblong Lobster 17:26, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Disturbing...-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 17:53, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Castrate it --General Insineratehymn 18:05, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 22:33, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
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Kuwait

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  • Deadend piece of crap This isn't funny. What makes it worst, it apparently got a rewrite today, but this still isn't funny. I don't see why someone took the deadend template off, either. This either needs to be majorly rewritten, or deleted. I am leaning towards deletion. --Dexter111344 13:53, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 14:22, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Gah Its Just Crap BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) 18:02, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete, yeah, this has never been good. If someone removes a deadend template without fixing, I'll usually stick it back on within about two days. If they remove it again, I'll report them to Ban Patrol. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:40, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Yep, it's been through a few revisions, none good. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:18, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete RabbiTechno 10:46, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 22:34, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
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Spirited Away

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  • Delete. This is one gigantic monster of an article. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:00, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:08, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:28, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Really quite horrible. RabbiTechno 11:13, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 17:04, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:13, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sorry NXWave - your total rewrite actually made it worse, but I do agree it wasn't any good beforehand either. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:49, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I loved the movie, though. Oh well. --Dexter111344 14:35, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 22:39, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
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The Duke of Wellington

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  • Half of it is crappy quotes. The other half is crappy article. --General Insineratehymn 02:06, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete, though red links may roam our streets. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:30, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 04:31, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Gosh. French and gay jokes. How original, and how very funny. Kill it! RabbiTechno 11:13, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:15, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete "He did this by raping the entire french army and by gay bashing Paris until the all Frenchmen became women" --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:35, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • This article is great to delete! --Dexter111344 14:26, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 22:41, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
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Pete Burns

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  • Crap. Complete and utter crap. --General Insineratehymn 23:38, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 04:29, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Spins me right right round round, like a pile of crap. RabbiTechno 11:13, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:28, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Ohhhhhhh no. Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:17, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Dude does not look like a lady. Also, why is it that whenever I see the word "burns" I think of Mr. Burns from The Simpsons? --Dexter111344 14:20, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
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LED's? LED is what?! Me not speak english real good, but that's just wrong. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:10, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Well move it then, silly billy. Although actually, whether to stick an apostrophe after an acronym isn't completely agreed by top Englishy types. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:16, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
Oh, you Earthpersons and your silly word-talking. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:36, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
I just sorted the apostrophe by moving it to LEDs. I think we're free of double-redirects, but I don't do a lot of moving, so if someone more experienced than me would be so kind as to check it'd be much appreciated :) RabbiTechno 13:10, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

The Flying Flapjack

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  • Shouldn't be here, as it's still got a construction tag on and was written within the last seven days. Ah, I see, it's been huffed and replaced with new stuff. I think this entry counts as closed as a result. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:40, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

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  • Delete A bunch of templatey stuff designed for articles that don't exist any more. If there's any contention, I'll split them up into separate VFD boxes. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:47, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 18:12, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Blast them all --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:20, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
  • 'Delete Four birds with one stone. Slithy Tove 23:27, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
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Function of the Orgasm

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Britannia

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  • Keep You have not given any reason aside from meaningless, "had enough debating" and "not good." --Deathwatch2006 01:56, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Worth keeping for this line: Rule, Britannia! Britannia, waives the rules! -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 10:22, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks. It's the only line I want (the rest is padding - which I've tried to make worthwhile. --Deathwatch2006 14:50, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
I think this is the problem really. Without exception, padding something out when it's really only designed to be one line long never produces anything worthwhile. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:33, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Which, it's worth noting, is actually from Spike Milligan's first volume of war memoirs. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:32, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks. I didn't know. Spike was a good man, sadly missed.
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You don't understand: it's not volume, but quality. The line "Britannia waives the rules" (Spike Milligan) needs preservation - many who live in Britain understand and appreciate it. --Deathwatch2006 14:50, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Au contraire; as well as being a native of these fair isles, I understand very well the (flexible) line between quantity and quality. However, to be brutally honest, this article falls short on both counts, as per SbU's comment in the above section. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:44, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete We can surely find a use for that rather attractive 'British virgin' though...RabbiTechno 11:13, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
I was trying to rescue her from the late Brunettes (now deleted). --Deathwatch2006 14:50, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
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I don't remember "Britannia waives the rules" in Spike Miligan's Adolf Hitler My Part in his Downfall, are you sure Codeine?

Emo fashion

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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)05:44, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

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  • Delete I don't understand why I dislike this. It just whispers "Rubbish" in my ear. Maybe my ear is made of rubbish, and it's just commenting? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:37, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Vanity? Don't forget the redirects. --Dexter111344 16:57, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak delete. Not vanity, Mr. Bigglesworth is indeed Dr. Evil's hairless cat. However, article is poorly written. --SirIsaac 17:42, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • This seems like it is about someone elses cat and that the person is just claiming it's about Dr. Evil's cat. --Dexter111344 21:24, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 17:45, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 19:21, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I'm sorry that that cat is so cute, it deserves to have it's page, but it can't. IT'S VANITY!!! Go look for people on MySpace to think your so adorable, FUCKER! --Sir Manforman CUN.png 20:50, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 22:34, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff - If ur going to make an article on evil Cats who want to rule the world, do on the one from Cats vs. Dogs. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:46, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:14, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  • And instead of Editing it to make it good you guys just delete it? --Pimmeh 06:43, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
Because we don't have the time to make everything good. Sorry. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 07:57, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Going by the title, I had assumed that this would be a page about my penis. Needless to say, I was disappointed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:04, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Screams promise, delivers cock! The Oblong Lobster 11:16, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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  • Pimmeh -- sadly, an article needs to have a special spark in order to get people other than the primary author interested in rewriting it. If you want to work on Mr. Bigglesworth then it would be good to move a copy to your userspace (as a registered member you can do that: one way to do it is to create a new article, User:Pimmeh/Mr. Bigglesworth and copy the existing article's text into the new page). But as it stands now the article is not very solid. ----OEJ 17:42, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

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Gamer lingo

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And don't forget the redirect. --Dexter111344 17:21, 5 July 2007 (UTC)


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Duder-scale problems

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The Obscure Peanut Cult of Yellow Island

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Cate Blanchett

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  • Delete unless someone who is more familiar with her can rewrite this and make it funny. --Dexter111344 16:33, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
I'd 'like' to get familiar with Cate Blanchett...mmmmmmmmm! RabbiTechno 16:59, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
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Klagenfert & Image:Klagenfert.gif

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Delete. Stubby and uninteresting. ----OEJ 17:53, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

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  • Weak keep Maybe it's just the picture messing with my head, but I laughed. And then I changed the page to freak myself out some more. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:47, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - For some odd reason, I Lol'd when I read it. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:56, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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McNaught bought out Uncyclopedia (McNaught, McNaught!)

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List of Jack Thompson murderers

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Ginterology

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The great brickrock hoax of 93'

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Crossfire

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  • Well, it's actually a good idea. But the implementation is not very good. ----OEJ 18:09, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

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