User talk:Jedibob5

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Wow, your first award is my pathetic one!!

Capercorn 19:14, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

You stalking me?

You voted with me two times in one hour... Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco?Madretsma 23:06, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Erm, I was just going through the VFDs and VFHs voting on them. It appears to be a coincidence that we voted on the same stuff. Jedibob5 23:39, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Insane

What qualifies me to be in the category of "insane users?" Jedibob5 22:29, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Vanity Articles

hey, don't ICU vanity articles; instead, can you please add them to the VFD list? cheers! -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:32, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Adoption

Your edits look extremely promising and I'd love to adopt you, the only foreseeable problem being that I'm not on Uncyclopedia as much as I used to be anymore. If you're still willing to, I can adopt you. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:26, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, I'll find out someone else who'll be able to adopt me. The work will probably go pretty slow and it'll probably get too complicated with each other rarely being on at the same time. Jedibob5 00:47, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

you aint nothin

fuck off punk bitch

Who are you? Jedibob5 23:23, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Don't talk to them, lad, it only encourages them. I see why Fisher Price must have seemed unfunny to you. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 08:14, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

HELP!

If MY article is utter nonsense, why not try helping ME? I am doing very far from MY best to keep the article in accordance to all MY other articles I created and others related to this one in question--Mikeytas 01:04, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

I've read that already, yes. How have I stepped out of the boundaries implemented on said page?--Mikeytas 01:10, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

Your sig

It's all messed up and stuff. I don't know how you have it set up, but I suggest you read Uncyclopedia:Signatures, because the way it's dumping code on pages is liable to irritate people sooner or later. Cheers.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:22, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

• I set all that code into the signature part of my preferences. I thought it was working well. I guess I'll just have to stick with manually typing {{User:Jedibob5/sig)) ~~~~~. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 02:13, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Did you set it to do {{subst:nosubst|User:Jedibob5/sig}}? Because if not, that's what you must do. Ta.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:22, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Tests it out. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 23:18, 10 October 2007 (UTC) It works!

Swell. Good talking to you, chap. Ta.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:48, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

JOIN UNSOC

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REGISTER TODAY!

Dear Jedibob5

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~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 02:20 7 Jan, 2008)

yay! thanks for the delete vote!

--Moonzeppelin MUN 13:53, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Wow, I deserve an award for that? cool. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 22:50, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Pee Review.

At the risk of sounding ungrateful, I'm going to have to ask you to read up on UN:PRG before reviewing another article. This was unsatisfactory. You need to give the author something to build off of. One sentence and a score is not going to cut it. You need to have at least a paragraph in each box. Reviewing is an art form. You need to be putting some effort into future reviews. If you don't feel like rewriting a review for this article, that's fine. I'm probably going to wait for a PEEING member to re-review it anyways. But PLEASE read the guidelines and give it another shot. We need reviewers. I hope I'm not turning you away from Pee Reviews. It's great that you're doing them. But I'm glad I was your first review so that I could correct you now instead of finding your reviews on someone else's article later. You're not in trouble, just put some more effort into your reviews in the future. I happen to be a senior member of PEEING, so if you have further questions about reviewing just let me know and I'll be happy to help. Cheers! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:28 May 14

Yeah, I figured I screwed it up. Sorry. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 22:37, 14 May 2008 (UTC)