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Banhammer

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VFD-padlock.png Objectivity

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  • In {{ScientologySeries}}, which incorrectly contains "Objectivism," if you click on it, you incorrectly get "Objectivity." Mr. N. provided an illustration, but didn't win me over by captioning it, "What a total load of shit this diagram is." Spıke ¬  20:51 5-Feb-10
Well bugger me. I may have been "sleep editing" or something... Heck if I remember that... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:19, Feb 5
  • I am repairing this. If it is not too late, please move this into my userspace, as about 20% of the old material is keepable. If not, I will recreate it in a couple days with a new change history. Spıke ¬  00:35 6-Feb-10
  • Article now there is a replacement. Spıke ¬  02:20 6-Feb-10

The Misfits

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Nintendo

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg The Older Versions are better You should check the article history and revert to a better version. It look liked some IPs and other vandals got a hold of this page and ruined it. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 06:59, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • As I said, I did check the history - it looked to me like some IPs helpfully replaced the horrible prior versions with something that was, unfortunately, just as bad. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:38, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Could be attempted later, but this is awful now.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 01:30, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

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Officer Jenny

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bland, cliche'd pokecruft. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:40, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg She's a slut! "These are the crimes either they may have stopped or failed to stop." Are we sure this doesn't merit a Category? Spıke ¬  00:15 5-Feb-10
  • Not funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:19, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Why do the kids come here to write drivel/rubbish/crap? Can't they just go away and stick to their consoles?? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:22, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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King DeDeDe

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  • No. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:32, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Weak delete The writing is competent. The animations are tedious. The list is huge and unnecessary, but easily corrected. Unfortunately, if the above easy repairs were effected, the article would still be about nothing more than a character from the Kirby video game from Nintendo. Spıke ¬  19:48 4-Feb-10
  • Lose it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:20, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Take a crap idea and polish into a shining turd which is what this is basically. Waste of everyone's time. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:24, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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All Heaven Team

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  • Delete. Just a glance at this, with all the red links, the lists and the random namedropping, should be all you need to make your vote. It gets no better. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:34, Feb 4
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dice-based sports simulations have existed for two decades before Fantasy Football. There is no need to write an Uncyclopedia article on the outcome of the match in your basement. Spıke ¬  15:32 4-Feb-10
  • Delete. For some reason, I was expecting a picture of angels in lingerie. Now I'm bitter with disappointment. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:46, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Band name. Sports team name. Celebrity name 19:56, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That was worse than the Bud bowl. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:48, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Yesterday, I added to UN:HTBFANJS#Avoid Stagnant Jokes a subsection on Stagnant Themes. One item, God-versus-Satan, would have been a red flag for the author of this article. Spıke ¬  15:32 4-Feb-10

.hack//SIGN

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  • Delete. Ohboy. How's about you just trust me when I say you don't wanna read all of this? No? OK - I tried. This sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:31, Feb 4
  • Symbol delete vote.svg how the fuck cares I didn't trust you. But much of the stuff that doesn't look like a list is list-cruft. Spıke ¬  15:27 4-Feb-10
  • Delete. This is about the eighteenth such article we've deleted: reasonably good anime, utterly incompetent "satire." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:47, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. I am surprised anyone has read past the first sentence. I tried. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:17, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Rule #1 --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:59, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Niazi

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  • Delete. Pointless, not funny. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:46, Feb 4
  • Delete. Not funny and rather pointless. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:06, Feb 4
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Annoy[s me] into utter (or udder?) submission." Hey, that's a pun!!! (Which is like a joke! Do yaks have udders?) Spıke ¬  13:22 4-Feb-10
  • Delete. Random: I suspect vanity. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:48, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Runny. Stream of piss. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:15, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Melon Woman

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  • Delete. Whiff of vanity. Far stronger whiff of pointless and unfunny. Judge Dredd? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:41, Feb 4
  • Delete This was one of those where I started to try and fix it, but realised there would not be enough left to make it worth the bother... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:05, Feb 4
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If a made-up history of the strange old woman in the produce market isn't welcome at Uncyclopedia, where can it go??? Spıke ¬  13:18 4-Feb-10
  • Bad and unlikely to get better. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:48, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • H8 --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:12, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Laba

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  • Delete. Sorry, what? Oh, something to do with wanking. That's rarely edited and not linked to. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:38, Feb 4
  • Labia Not that any of us would know what one of those was... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:59, Feb 4
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Pussy! Not sure he means "labia." More likely he ran out of things to say after two paragraphs and the only funny thing he could think of was wanking. A classmate of mine in second grade, perhaps dyslexic, once labeled a map of the Americas with "Cuda" and, as the intro mentions Eastern Europe, this guy may be referring to the "Lada" vehicle. Spıke ¬  13:16 4-Feb-10
  • Shit. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:49, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Faecal. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:13, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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King Roof Ba Goof

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  • Delete. Pointless random wibble. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:33, Feb 4
  • Delete. Random, wibble which appears pointless. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:55, Feb 4
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This wibbly randomness has no point. Spıke ¬  13:08 4-Feb-10
  • HTBSANJF. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:49, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Wibble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:54, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Justice Society Reunion Tour

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  • Delete. Created in 2007. No edits since. Not linked. Short. Sucks. You know the score. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:32, Feb 4
  • Delete. Yes. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:53, Feb 4
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If, as the intro tells us, only 65 people saw the tour, "(who were either gay, losers, or had no life)," then who is going to read this listy stub? Spıke ¬  13:05 4-Feb-10
  • I was hoping this article on the "Justice Society" would be about gay people and Dr. Phil. I wasn't disappointed. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:21, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Space waster of an article. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:29, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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LAO

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  • Delete. ICU escapist form 2007. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:35, Feb 4
  • Delete. Well it's not really changed since the ICU naughtiness, so... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:57, Feb 4
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Why have LAO stand for "Lesbians and Ottomans Club" unless you are trying to build an article around an illustration? The three paragraphs are strange but nowhere near funny. Spıke ¬  13:11 4-Feb-10
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VFD-padlock.png Game:Page :P not actually kept though...

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  • Keep I don't really care about this, but I just want to point out that it was created January 2009. It's not exactly new. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 09:28, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
    And this matters why? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:02, Feb 4
    Because the problem is more deep-rooted than a runaway IP a couple of weeks ago. The entire Game namespace is a mess. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:27, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. No score and eleven days ago, an IP pooped out this shit. Is 11 days too old for QVFD? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:48, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Oh, no. You can't put something onto QVFD if it's older than 7 days unless it's an author request or there has been maintenance template abuse, or whatever else it says on the page... *Cough* Thing is... It's a whole game with lots of pages... Um. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:26, Feb 3
  • Delete. And everything that goes along with it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:37, 3 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Then let's get started. Agree to: "And everything that goes along with it." Didn't read 'em and am not going to. Spıke ¬  23:58 3-Feb-10
  • D-: --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 02:01, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Balleted! The only good thing on the page is the YouTube Video and that has no merit here if the rest of the article is crap. I also looked at What Links to that page and it won't hurt any of the articles that it links too. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 05:18, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Although wow, that's gonna take some getting rid of. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:02, Feb 4
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  • Holy fucking crap, MrN, I hadn't realized that. There are like 350 pages to this game. I clicked on about ten of them and they're mainly one-liners like "Kirby eats you and poops you out and now you're poop." VFD is absolutely not up to this task: it takes ten times as long to nominate one of these pages as it does to write it. If we're going to rid ourselves of this shit, we may need to ask special permission from the Jew. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:51, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
    • Lol. Well, I would like to see a link to each page which we are talking about deleting on this page. We could group them together under one vote. We have done that before for large groups of pages which have a similar level of pants. Oh, I see... You have gone to ask "The Jew". What is this Casino? Oh, right. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:57, Feb 4
      • THE JEW APPROVES. I always wanted to say that ~Jewriken.GIF 10:16, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • HANG ON THEN!!! THERE IS NO POINT DELETING THIS PAGE YET! When someone puts up a list of links which they want voted on which is related to this page I will close this vote, and then we can vote on the new multiple page nomination. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:06, Feb 4
Well, I think your list of links is Category:The game, except Game:Pokemon (Pirated Engrish Verison)/Main Game, The Game, and The infinite paradox. Put another way, I think your list of links is Special:Prefixindex/Game:Page, plus Game:Game.
At some point, we should also discuss the fate of Game:Game Online. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:45, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

Something or other happened It did. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:00, Feb 4

Peruvian slang

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The lists are funnier now than they were when I moved them here from Peru. Spıke ¬  21:19 30-Jan-10 rescinded Spıke ¬  13:27 4-Feb-10
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep., but weak I think this isn't that awful. Lists are not great, but since we ven have a whole section dedicated to lists. (And before anyone says anything, I'm just using that to show that lists won't kill anyone) HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 19:16, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keepish I always enjoy reading about Spanish curse words. But I'm just selfish like that. :P —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:37, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Hey look, it's an article made up entirely of lists. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:29, 30 Jan
Hey! what happened to, "I suppose it's not really hurting anyone"? Spıke ¬  22:10 31-Jan-10
Lists hurt my soul. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:57, 2 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This would be great if it was less listy and had more content (maybe a picture); perhaps a bit about the history of Peruvian slang or a dissection of it (regional differences, lingual influences, etc.)? As it is now, I just don't see it having any redeeming quality, but it has the potential to be a keeper if it gets its shit together and gets a job. Also, nobody cares about Peruvian slang. --EMC [TALK] 11:03 Jan 31 2010
  • :7D --Roman Dog Bird 23:54, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not very good. Could theoretically be funny if you are familiar with Peruvian slang, but if you are why would you look for a translation?--Count of Monkey Crisco 16:14, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. This would be great if it wasn't listy crap. But it's listy crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:17, Feb 3
  • Delete Which is normally what happens when people try to make an article out of a list from another page. Maybe put it back? Not funny to me, but if you speak the language maybe it is. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:15, Feb 4
I have e-mail yesterday from Lima confirming that this is a laugh riot to bilingual Peruvians. That's about as good as it will get. I have a private copy in case I see a way to make a glossary funny, which, with props to EMC, will include neither illustrations nor new material on etymology or dialects. Put it back? No, Peru is doing much better without its lists. The handwriting was on the wall last December when MadMax reorganized this entire article beneath a new Section 1. Lists Spıke ¬  13:27 4-Feb-10
  • Weak delete. Arguably funny to Spanish speakers, but this is the English-language Uncyclopedia. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:53, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png UnNews:Revolutionary 4-stroke engine runs on screaming

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Super Mario 128

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Rosalinaism

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  • Keep. This is the best religion ever invented.rosalina is sexy,i will worship her gladly. jupiterfox 25:02, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
    What is wrong with you?? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:29, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
    Are you sure that what comes out of your dick when you beat off is sperm cells and not brain cells? --EMC [TALK] 00:41 Feb 4 2010
  • Symbol heart vote.svg Love! Please don't judge me. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:27, 4 February 2010
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  • Delete. An IP wrote this a few months ago. To my eyes, it appears to be patent nonsense. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:02, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete to counter Jupiterfox's vote. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:35, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Though, the Mario chicks are hot. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:42, 3 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Let's create a religion and see how long we can talk extemporaneously about it. Intro combines encyclopedia clichés, weasel words, and nonsense numbers. But Opty is right about the hot illustration. Spıke ¬  23:53 3-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg De-1337 Shit like this probably makes the highly intelligent alien race that monitors our intrawebs to assess our species think that humanity's existence is a fucking waste. It makes me think that anyways. Fucking kill it. --EMC [TALK] 00:41 Feb 4 2010
  • Delete. This is the best religion ever invented.rosalina is sexy,i will worship her gladly. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 01:44, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. On the grounds that I think there is vanity in here as well.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:15, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
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Super Mario Bros. 3

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  • Delete. No introduction, bad lede, listcruft. Worthless. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:05, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Shit. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:45, 3 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dreadful. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:07, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. All of the above. Spıke ¬  00:08 4-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The author is apparently a fucking PUSSY who is obsessed with Italian plumbers discovering the joys of masturbation. --EMC [TALK] 00:35 Feb 4 2010
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Dr. Mario

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  • Delete. At first glance, I thought this one looked a little better than the others, but then I read it. It's really bad. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:54, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • It's really really bad. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:38, 3 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg It's awful! Spıke ¬  00:10 4-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!11!1one11 --EMC [TALK] 00:42 Feb 4 2010
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Luigi

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  • Keep.i think the rewritee was working .people actually kept adding to the mama luigi content..that may be because people enjoy looking at the "furry" picture and like MAMA LUIGI.she is pretty likable. .jupiterfox 23:00, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Speaking as a furry, even I think that picture is pointless and out of place in this page. This is a cruft heap. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:08, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. A bunch of Jupiterfox "Mama Luigi" shit. I checked to see if it was better before Jupiterfox showed up on the scene. It was not. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:52, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Yea. I had a look also. Mostly cos I never trusted this "Hyperbole" character or whoever he claims to be... I can't see any humour here, and that rewrite tag appears to not be working. Probably cos the article needs a totally fresh start which we can get by deleting it. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:21, Feb 3
  • Yeah, that sucked. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:38, 3 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:48, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
Sadly, this comic makes more sense than the above article
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  • um notice that the page says "rewrite".the article invited people to change things they didnt like.its not just my content.there is stuff other users made.there was somebody who made the article before me.i just addeded stuff.jupiterfox 23:00, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Dude, I'm not sure what your point is. I suggest you vote. That's what we do here on Vote For Deletion... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:21, Feb 3

Apple wheat

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  • Delete. Starts with the same your mom joke twice. Gets no better. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:24, Feb 3
  • Delete. Your mom. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:51, Feb 3
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author is going to hurt himself straining so hard to say things about apple wheat. The photo caption that admits that the photo doesn't relate is fatal. Spıke ¬  15:13 3-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is so inaccurate, everyone knows Namekians are hermaphrodites. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:51, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Borgen

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Brian Baker

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CITV

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Crêpe Day

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  • Delete. So, you and your friends have a little tradition. You create a page about it on Wikipedia. It gets deleted 3 times. So you bring it to Uncyclopedia, where it sits un-noticed and un-funny for several years. You've probably forgotten about it by now, and won't miss it when it gets deleted for the vanity it essentially is. Right? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:21, Feb 3
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That sums it up. Spıke ¬  13:39 3-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nobody gives a crêpe. By the way, the reason for deletion should be given as "patent nonsense" in respect to their traditions. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:12, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • LOL!!! --Roman Dog Bird 22:02, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep if I were Socky, because User:CrepeCloak's girlfriend is actually pretty cute in that picture. Delete, as I am not Socky. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:11, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Eid ul-Fitr

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  • Delete. "To ensure you do not feel bored while reading this article, this section ends here." Too late. This has been here since 2007 and yet is not linked from anywhere, which shows you how many people care about it. And it's not fucking funny. I'm sure there will be someone who says this is not that bad, but it's just dullsville that goes nowhere and doesn't even do it in style. Seriously - get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:05, Feb 3
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. And overtly offensive to Muslims without being funny doing so. Spıke ¬  13:43 3-Feb-10
  • Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 22:05, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Your political agenda may kindly remove itself from my comedy site. Let's have less Islam-bashing and more dick jokes. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:12, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. I would vote keep if only it was a little more offensive to Muslims. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:35, 3 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Opty, not offensive enough. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:37, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
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Princess Peach

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  • Keep Well I found a version which might be a bit better than a lot of this other carp... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:26, Feb 3
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  • Delete. Incoherent, collaboratively-edited garbage. Largely about rape. Every version in the history seems to be mostly about the exploits of her cartoon vagina. Yawn. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:48, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:02, 3 Feb
  • Delete. What's all about? Even if I knew this is a pudding of tripe, or a Puddle of Mudd. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:12, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Ultimate cleansing sex. Brett the Hitman Hart. Rape. Etc etc. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:31, Feb 3
  • Symbol delete vote.svg She's a slut! I always knew it. Merits an addition to UN:HTBFANJS. Spıke ¬  13:51 3-Feb-10
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New Super Mario Bros.

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  • Delete. There's no fucking jokes in this article. I'm not convinced that a bunch of eight-year-olds didn't just mistake us for Wikipedia. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:51, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:02, 3 Feb
  • Mario and Luigi both have AIDS Although there are some lines which are worse... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:28, Feb 3
  • Delete. Crap idea,crap execution,statutory gay/aids joke and a dreadful list. In other words, standard obliteration fodder. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:09, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Petey Piranha

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  • Delete and redirect to Dungeons Inc. which, amazingly, isn't vomit-inducingly terrible. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:46, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Do what Hype said. Or don't. Either way is good. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:01, 3 Feb
  • Delete. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:42, Feb 3
  • Delete. Kiddie Krap. If written by an adult, you ought to be ashamed for this dire drivel. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:16, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Koopa Troopa

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  • Delete. Red links and Street Fighter 2. Color me impressed. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:44, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:00, 3 Feb
  • Delete. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:11, Feb 3
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Blipheads. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:13, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. If the author had just emptied his bowels instead it would have been more coherent than this Randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:19, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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King Boo

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  • Delete. Something about a poor-quality joke and something about gay sex. We are not amused. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:43, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:00, 3 Feb
  • Delete. Wow. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:07, Feb 3
  • Delete. If I hadn't read this I wouldn't have known America is racist to spooks which is a new one to file away. Otherwise, it needs to be disconnected and deleted. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:24, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Eazy-E

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  • Delete. Somehow, this article on a famous rapper is actually entirely about Mama Luigi. It's so incredibly bad that if I were an admin, I would slap a 24-hour ban on anyone voting keep. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:40, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. He died of AIDS you know. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:59, 2 Feb
  • Delete. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:06, Feb 3
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As soon as you mentioned "Mama Luigi" I suspected the foul taint of User:Jupiterfox. Curse you Jupiterfox! --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:10, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Some articles are just bad but this takes it to a new low. Horribly written and possibly deliberately so. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:30, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Bowser Koopa

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  • To Hyper: Because admins don't have checkuser and our staffer hates "sock hunts". MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:49, Feb 2
    Are you telling me that you believe all this "Bowser loves to rape Princess Peach and Princess Daisy" shit is one specific sick bastard? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:54, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
    I do hope so. There can't be that many people that retarded. Well, maybe it's not all one guy, but most of it might be. Who knows... As OptyC says... Don't sweat it. Let's just huff the fuckers.... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:03, Feb 3

Bob-omb

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  • Delete. It has recently come to my attention that writing about Mario on Uncyclopedia is tightly correlated with mental retardation. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:37, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:58, 2 Feb
  • Delete. After a second look this can go... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:34, Feb 3
  • Delete. Another manure pile. Not good for the roses. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:37, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Princess Daisy

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Undead

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I recommend you learn what an UN:ICU tag is. Also read the Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy. Cos you didn't ;-) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:33, Feb 1
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  • I don't know who HELPME is, but in his first few votes during today's sojourn with us, he broke the formatting of the surrounding table 3 out of 5 times. Spıke ¬  23:43 31-Jan-10
Shit. How did I do that? >.< HELPME 23:56, January 31, 2010 (UTC)HELPME
Again: I don't know you. So I won't state my theory. Spıke ¬  00:58 1-Feb-10
  • HELPME, that's mighty white of you to volunteer to put a tag on the article so that someone else can save it. Me, when I think an article is saveable, and the vote is 0-3, I just jump in. It is tougher than just offering opinions; but why not get started and show us what you've got. Spıke ¬  22:32 1-Feb-10
Hey now...he hasn't even been here for a month. Of course he's not gonna get a few things around here. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:35, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
Thanks. But he has a point. I'm turning into a critic. Ah well, I could try. I need to write something and it would be easier than writing a full article. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 22:38, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
I just realized something: I have NO contributable humor on the subject, so I guess I might as well vote delete now =/

I just think that an article should stay if people that have ideas for it can fix it. And there's a good chance someone here does. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 22:45, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

People with ideas can fix any article. I have given you a couple at Talk:Undead. Get to work! Spıke ¬  22:50 1-Feb-10
Or you could move it into your userspace so you can work on it unsolicited. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:51, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
That would be a great idea if I knew how...

Also, I'm Copy and Pasting this into comments so we don't get blocked for being off-topic. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 22:57, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, I'll move it for you. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:03, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
And you won't get blocked for picking up and carrying off an article in the middle of VFD? Spıke ¬  23:07 1-Feb-10

(Block log); 23:07 . . MrN9000 (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Pelargonium (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 hours (Welcome to VFD. Sorry to be an arse, but I need to make my point. Until the vote is closed (by an admin) do not fuck with it. Thank you.)

So anyway... If you want to have a deleted article moved to user space do something like this...
That way the closing admin has a big red link which they hopefully should spot, and move the article for you. If they miss it, and just delete the page without moving then feel free to badger them on their talk page... It's far better and less people get banned. If it's any consolation Pelargonium, the last person to get blocked for this just won Writer of the Year. ;) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:32, Feb 1
Okay...I'm not..*sniff*...sad.../me runs away crying —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:41, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Deleted and moved to userspace as requested User:HELPME/Undead‎. This needs to be changed A LOT before it's moved back... After all the fuss I do hope the rewrite promised is done... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:46, Feb 2

Adult Swim

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  • Waluigi's anus. It's ironic because it was obviously was written by a 10-year-old. But other than that it's random and unfunny. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:14, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Even the better revert is still awful. The topic itself isn't awful, but the execution is horrible.HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 00:26, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Worse than Robot Chicken and Family Guy combined. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 00:56, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Oh boy. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:42, Feb 2
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfortunately, the intro and lead illustration are the worst culprits in shouting Unfunny, but the article nowhere shows a purpose. Spıke ¬  11:05 2-Feb-10
  • [delete this] – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 12:03, Feb. 2, 2010
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Barney Hitler

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So the joke is Hitler as a gassy, flatulent drunk. It's a bit thin on concept and a lot thin on execution. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:49, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Gross. See below under ten-year-olds on the Short Bus. Spıke ¬  21:05 31-Jan-10
  • Delete. Belched out by someone who still thinks blowing out the ascending bass note from his trousers is the height of sophistication. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:56, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • lolololol --Roman Dog Bird 23:46, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
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UnNews:Barney the Dinosaur aquitted of murder!

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VFD-padlock.png Musicology

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  • Keep. I like the idea and obvious allusion to Scientology. Current stuff here isn't very good but a rewrite tag might be more appropriate. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:04, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep/Rewrite. Per above. Good concept; childish execution, starting with encyclopedia/weasel clichés in the intro ("highly controversial...has attracted criticism from various groups"). Article strings together random memes and similes, does return to Scientology from time to time, but doesn't have a theme. I'll copy-edit it if it's kept but don't know enough about Scientology for the Save. Spıke ¬  16:18 1-Feb-10
  • Keep and I'll help in a rewrite. Musical L. Ron, Aleister in Chains19:02 1 Feb. MMX
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  • LisaKachold, whose initial Obnosis was partly motivated by a past struggle with the Scientologists over ownership of the word, knows them well enough to attempt the save in her userspace. Spıke ¬  18:48 1-Feb-10 PS--Seems Aleister in Chains may assist. Spıke ¬  19:06 1-Feb-10
I put up a construction tag on the page, anyone else want to play on a rewrite? Aleister in Chains 19:27 1 Feb. MMX

Kept construction tag is ONLY for new articles. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:29, Feb 1

Conrad Burns

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is junk. There was a senator named Conrad Burns who severed in Montana but There's not enough to make an uncyclopedia article work, unless you consider "Has the same last name as a Simpsons' character" to be enough joke to hold the page together.--Count of Monkey Crisco 23:07, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
What did he sever? Were they able to reattach it? Spıke ¬  22:08 31-Jan-10
He severed my leg, and that's why I chase the white whale obsessively across the Atlantic Ocean. This much cruft and substandard page construction must be contagious. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:10, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
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I follow U.S. politics very closely and the massive accomplishments of Sen. Burns totally escaped me. Spıke ¬  23:39 31-Jan-10
Yes yes, I know. I just don't think you really need to know exactly what he did, just a small background. But it's really just my opinion. HELPME 23:58, January 31, 2010 (UTC)HELPME
Upon further review, Burns is not the junior senator, but was. Voters chucked him out, largely for the ties to influence-buying Jack Abramoff that the tedious Section 2 documents. The "small background" required to underpin humor at Burns's expense is not "small," it is an entire, unfunny article as some Montanan takes shots at his Senator, as should have been done in Wikipedia. Finally, Burns is not balding and there is no basis for the morph to the set of the Simpsons. Epic fail. Please accept this total rebuttal gracefully and flip your vote so we can finish plowing this one under. Spıke ¬  18:03 1-Feb-10
Oh, damn. I'll get to changing it now. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 19:11, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Let's try and keep the comments in the "comments" box. Well a bit anyway. No "Keep" votes, so DELETE... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:33, Feb 1

Agree; HELPME flipped his vote and didn't take my rebuttal with him. Spıke ¬  20:12 1-Feb-10
I...I suck a lot, don't I? ;___; HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 20:37, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
That will probably make you very popular around here. Read the deletion policy and you will be popular with me ;) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:40, Feb 1

I will be very popular for my sucky sucky, but only for five dorrah. Oh and I just re-read it. Also, we're off-topic! Oh ta noes! HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 20:45, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Homer Sanchez

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VFD-padlock.png Everything%3Dcake

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Point is, no one is going to go looking for Everything=cake, whereas two articles have been identified in this vote that do the same thing and do it better. Spıke ¬  00:31 1-Feb-10
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Furby

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  • Two days ago, I received a request from AnonIP to rewrite this article; along with two others that were not even on VFD. Unfortunately, I slept right through the Furby craze and thus abstained from this vote. The requestor claimed to be "TinkyWinkyIsGay" and, although it is technically improper to receive a request from someone who is in the middle of serving out a ban, I gave him one of three, rescuing The Rescuers. Am still abstaining here, as Furby seems to be a non-notable article about a notable product that I never noted. Spıke ¬  23:21 31-Jan-10

My Immortal

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  • Keep. There's something strangely appropriate about a page on the worst fan fiction ever being the worst Uncyclopedia page ever. In fact, maybe you should revert it to the worst version you can find. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:06, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Must. Vote. Delete. Ah, fuck it. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 29 January 2010
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Strong keep If you've been around the internet a bit, you'd see that the article is a parody of the way Tara Gillesby wrote the actual fanfic. Granted, we aren't ED, but it's keepable in my opinion. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:50, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep. My vote may not worth anything, but the subject of the article, being the worst fanfic ever made, its too good to let it vanish forever. There are things that indeed should be edited though... Falconfly 22:55, 29 January 2010
  • Keep. if u dont den ur a prep or a poser! But seriously, I've seen worse crap around here. Harpier
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  • Delete. I've reverted it to the best version I could find. Seriously. This is the best this has ever been. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:51, 29 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:01, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 19:02, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg I HOPE U ALL BRUN IN HELL Normally, I'd abstain out of lack of Harry Potter interest. But Section 1 is horribly written, two others are listcruft, and two others are capital-letter vandalism. Reverting didn't work. Spıke ¬  19:12 29-Jan-10
  • Delete you should be ashamed that ED wrote a better article on this than Uncyc. Seriously. You need to feel so bad. Someone needs to write an article that satirises it, because clearly you can't execute the My Immortal writing style without sounding forced. —Faggle.giftalk 23:24, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Absolute crap. No comedic content what-so-ever; upon seeing this, I wanted to violently facefuck the author's mother into a coma. I've shot sperm onto tissues with more potential than this article (and that's saying a lot). This article, by the very sight of it, pisses me off. It's shit like this that makes me grateful that they don't bother to cure cancer. Whoever the fuck wrote this deserves to be summarily executed, and not like Of Mice and Men bullshit. I mean like that "General Nguyen Ngoc Loan executing a Viet Cong prisoner in Saigon" picture. Except with a bazooka instead of a pistol. --EMC [TALK] 23:29 Jan 29 2010
    It seems that e|m|c hates this article. -- Captian Obvious Jan 29 2010, 23:56 (UTC)
    nigga u crazy --Roman Dog Bird 00:07, January 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • No, it's crap Yea, yea, yea... Lovely example of a shit article so the subject makes it suitable for a shit article? Well maybe, but this ain't anything like the best of this type we have and um. It's a total pile of old piss. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:32, Jan 30
  • Delete. Drive-by scribble. Perhaps suitable for Junior Uncyclopedia if that ever gets off the ground. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:51, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. --HELPME 23:46, January 31, 2010 (UTC)—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM
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  • I'm not familiar with My Immortal. Is it so bad it's good? Then it should have an article about how good it is. Is it so bad it's worse? Then its article should take the same flaws and present them in a so-bad-it's-good way. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:01, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

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Doctor Evil

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  • Delete. Brought to you by Template:Crap. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:09, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. From the said Template: "He just took random words and threw every large, interesting word he could find and put them into this messy, incoherant [sic] pile." While not every use of the template might be as perfect truth-in-labeling as it is in this article, every use indicates a desire for instant laughs not requiring creativity, and also to turn aside real analysis of why the crap isn't funny. This template should be removed from the few pages where it doesn't fit, and the remainder and then the template brought here. Spıke ¬  21:54 31-Jan-10
Fixed it though I see the Crap Template is not to be use in the presence of a naked flame. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:01, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Lisa Simpson

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Omar Simpson

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Reads like it could be a Wikipedia article. Not so much a spoof or joke as a "Marty Stu" character in someone's Simpsons fan fiction.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:43, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Only substantial work was by "El legend" who has not been down for breakfast since 27-Sep-07. "Saudi" and "gay" are the article's only jokes. Spıke ¬  22:02 31-Jan-10
  • Delete. Gay sex with Satan! Why didn't I think of that idea!? El legend, was this how you got your name?--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:49, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Unfunny, and the grammar is shameful. --HELPME 23:37, January 31, 2010 (UTC)—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM
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Chief Wiggum

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Bobcat Dance Pleasing to Kurdish skippers. A barometer in the wrong store. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:06, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Morgan Freeman clones? Love of pizza?! HE COULDN'T DEFECATE?! How hilarious. I'm pretty sure the editors who made this pile of shit article what it is (a pile of shit article) could defecate, as evidenced in the fact that the article is a pile of shit. --EMC [TALK] 12:26 Jan 31 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Assuming this is a character from The Simpsons, the short article says nothing about The Simpsons, or about anything else. EMC above hits the high points in this release of blather. Spıke ¬  12:34 31-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The thrill is gone. --noamshouseparty 14:23, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. A Diaper At Work here. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:53, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
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L'Anse Creuse Public Schools

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  • Delete. I started trying to clean this up, but then I realized I don't care. I don't care about your shitty school. I don't care about this article. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:31, 30 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cripes! I was writing crap like this, a long time ago and not too far away. It isn't vanity, but it has the same importance as does vanity to virtually all Uncyclopedia readers. Spıke ¬  21:46 30-Jan-10
  • Delete Proposition: Redirect every schoolcruft article to Schoolcruft. That would be amusing. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 02:28, Jan. 31, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Even the author seems to have stopped caring about this.--Count of Monkey Crisco 11:16, January 31, 2010 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. I consider it vanity, and it's not an incredible article anyway. --HELPME 23:40, January 31, 2010 (UTC)—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM

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Thomas Shithead

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  • Delete. Short, shit and pointless. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:09, 30 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I "deny any enjoyance" in this article about feces escaping the clutch of evil Butt demons. Spıke ¬  21:28 30-Jan-10
  • Delete. I am assuming the author isn't a moron, so why write like one for this article? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:47, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nope. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:32, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:37, Jan 31
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VFD-padlock.png Jam Jesus

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  • Keep'. I liked the idea if not the execution. Anyone want to pass me the Mustard Moses ?--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:59, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
If you really think this is worth saving, I have rewritten Section 1 (now the intro) and the next section. "How to make Communion appeal to gluttons in Texas." It's your turn. Spıke ¬  13:10 31-Jan-10 post-edited
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep. Ehhh... it's sort of cute. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:20, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. (Formerly Delete) Romartus is now on board. Spıke ¬  22:32 31-Jan-10
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  • Delete. Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, <insert adjective> Jesus articles are funny! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:51, 30 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short and awful, tone from encyclopedic to preachy to chatty, ending totally random. Spıke ¬  21:25 30-Jan-10 Rescinded Spıke ¬  13:31 31-Jan-10
  • Christcruft – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 02:24, Jan. 31, 2010
Is that a wumpscut reference? --EMC [TALK] 11:12 Jan 31 2010
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Chuck Lee

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  • Delete. Imagine for a moment that you're a little dim. Now imagine that you wanted to repeat some Chuck Norris jokes. Now consider the possibility that you wanted people to think they were somehow original in some way. What might you do? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:58, 30 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The first part was easy! as I don't see that the article has even such an unambitious point as Chris detects. Spıke ¬  21:31 30-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg CHUCK. NORRIS. STOPPED. BEING. FUNNY. YEARS. AGO. - Well, the meme, that is. Chuck Norris' WorldNetDaily column is still amusing. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 02:20, Jan. 31, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Holy fucking shit. My eyes are bleeding and the neurons in my brain are still misfiring from the mild stroke I just suffered trying to comprehend the convoluted dog shit that I just "read". I'm typing this with one hand due to paralysis now. The meme "I'm 12 years old and what is this" comes to mind when I fathom who the fuck could've written such drivel and what their motive(s) must've been. If their motive was to make the capillaries en mi ojos burst, they accomplished just that. Never again. Pricks. --EMC [TALK] 11:10 Jan 31 2010
  • Delete. Rancid randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:45, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
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Deathcore

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  • Keep. Just give me a chance to fix it I need help give me help on how I could make it funnier. -User:Eversincethewar
Dude, be fast. Really fast. Make it better. Right now. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:34, Jan 28
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  • Delete. I came across this when it popped up on RC. It's exactly what you'd expect it to be. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:09, 28 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I would normally hold my fire, as the author of a horrible article comes asking for help making it funny. But I don't think he can pull it off. He comes to praise Deathcore, not to bury it (in gales of laughter). Deathcore, a musical genre, a way of life, is just, like, gnarly, man, and anyone who doesn't see it is, like, uncool. In other words, the author may be too close to it to write good humor at its expense. As just one example, why do you think we care whether you think Jesus likes deathcore? Spıke ¬  00:20 29-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If there is an article out there about this subject, this pile of horrible Randumbo isn't it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:52, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 18:18, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Fucking end it already. --EMC [TALK] 10:58 Jan 31 2010
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VFD-padlock.png The Great Teletubby War

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. - I know "teletubby" sends a red flag, but I find potential with this one. I'll attempt to clean it up before deletion. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 23:02, Jan. 25, 2010
    Aw screw it. Rereading it made me realize it was hopeless. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 23:08, Jan. 25, 2010
  • Aww, come on. Is it really that bad? Well, one way to make it hilarious would be to add a footnote for every funny sound, BOOP style. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:43, 25 January 2010
  • Keep. Needs some work , extensions fitted and power shower attachments. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:30, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I was prepared to hate this one; after all, it has Armageddon and it has Teletubbies, two memes that separately have ruined many an article. But it also has a little cleverness. Needs to relate to things in the real world. "People's Republic" as a Marxist Teletubby knock-off should really be "People's Democratic Republic" for realism. Recommend the deletion of Sections 5 and 6 (listcruft). I have deleted the nonsense casualty count from the intro (more remain) and avoided starting Section 1 with "It is uncertain." Spıke ¬  00:31 29-Jan-10
You want to work this into a parody about the hostility between North and South Korea Spike? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:54, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
Well, apart from the renaming I proposed, all it lacks is six-nation negotiations and the U.S. shipping them food in exchange for promising not to tell us they're rearming. Spıke ¬  11:39 29-Jan-10
I made my name change and cleaned it up a bit further, but it's still a horribly gassy essay by a kid who understands neither war nor English. And at the end of the day, who needs an article on the Great Teletubby War? Again I suggest we ply our trade somewhere where it matters. Spıke ¬  11:52 29-Jan-10
And yet you're voting Keep? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:54, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
Crossing out my vote occurred to me, but I went back in and edited some more along the lines Romartus suggested. It's borderline passable now. Spıke ¬  19:09 29-Jan-10
  • Sigh. I guess we can keep it now. Fucking Teletubbies. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:40, 30 Jan
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for a good nomination? I don't know, I started reading Masaru-san recently. It's fuckin' hilarious. --Roman Dog Bird 19:26, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
My ex-wife turned me on to it. It's not very popular Stateside but, man, it's the funniest anime I've ever seen. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:01, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Is it really that bad? Yes. Yes it is... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:51, Jan 26
  • Jettison into deep space This one might have had potential but it's too far derailed. I'd encourage the original author to take it back if he cares. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:59, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:58, 27 Jan
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Na. Still pants IMO. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:58, Jan 27
Isn't that a good thing? —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:37, 28 January 2010
Some pants are pants. Others less so. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:07, Jan 28
  • What about now? Spıke ¬  15:41 30-Jan-10

Kept It's changed shed loads. If anyone cares, nom it again. Editing a Teletubbys article should be a banning offence IMO. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:21, Jan 30

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  • Delete. 113 bytes of UN:N. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:36, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • :P :D :O :I --Roman Dog Bird 21:03, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not so much a way for an author to make a statement, even a stupid one, about the contents of an article, but for a third party to extend his third finger at the author. Linked to by Deathcore, hanging by a thread below, and on one user's page. Yeah, bleep you too. Spıke ¬  21:20 29-Jan-10
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Twinkie Wars

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  • Delete. Been here since 2006, not getting any better, not attracting any links, not being any good. Time for that to end. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:47, Jan 29
  • Symbol delete vote.svg A slam-dunk. Read the intro (llamas, homosexuals, mutants) and tell me you want to proceed to the single section of poorly formatted listcruft that's left. Spıke ¬  11:54 29-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Crap, and not even funny crap. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 11:57, Jan. 29, 2010
  • Delete. It's obvious the author ran out of ideas early on, and was just writing to finish it, for the most part. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 15:36, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
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Planet of the Apes

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Whoopsies

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  • Delete. Oh ho, such a clever idea. Oh, wait - it's not. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:21, Jan 25
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  • Delete. If it was called Whoops... It would still need deleting. Could work for as a concept, but not with these "jokes". MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:36, Jan 25
  • HAW HAW! --Roman Dog Bird 17:49, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete Not funny, just stupid. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:28, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Whoopsies indeed. Is that what the cat does when the catflap is closed and you've forgotten to load the tray with the kitty litter?
  • Delete Many articles need deleating, including all of mine, but this one should be served up on a plate and deleated in style. Aleister in Chains 13:19 27 Jan. MMX
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Little red drug dealer

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  • Delete. Mexican gay slaves, child rapists and Paris Hilton, oh my! All in one single, crappy paragraph. Created in 2007 by someone calling himself Randomguy - he got that right. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:56, Jan 26
  • Mexican gay slave. That was one of the worst parodies I've ever read. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 15:06, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete whoaaaaa this is really bulsshit..even i cnat write as bad as this.thats how random this article is.jupiterfox 15:10, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:19, 26 Jan
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  • Keep Too many good things to throw it all away. I tell ya, the standard of what we huff at VFD these days is A LOT higher than it used to be... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:21, Jan 24
  • fine --shithead 00:04, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Meh. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:17, Jan 25
  • MrN is right. The standard IS a lot higher than it used to be. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:34, 25 January 2010
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not total crap. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 19:40, Jan. 25, 2010
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  • Delete. I checked a few random selections from the page history and it would appear that this has always been crap. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:16, 23 Jan
  • ollfoloqlofl --Roman Dog Bird 23:16, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Make die now -- red Ape (crinkle) (Riot Porn) 01:23, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Well, I spent a few mins tarting it up. Get it? Tarting up. Oh, I'm so clever. Get it? I'm being like a prep. No? What? I'm always like that? Well fuck you. Also, stop interrupting when I'm trying to talk to myself. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:43, Jan 24
What!?! Now, you go all silent on me! This article is still pants? Well vote me down you buggers! See if I care. Do I look like I care. No. That's cos I don't. See. See. Now you all just go right ahead and do your worst. You just bloody vote delete. Yea. You! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:48, Jan 24
You care so little you don't even use question marks, man - that's how much you don't care! Also: hack out more of those goddamn lists, and remove (and delete) that shitty template-style image at the top, and you'll get my keep vote. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:35, Jan 25
Well, ya know I'm kidding obviously... What I was trying to say though was that I think we are deleting some stuff which we probably should not. It took me only a few mins to fix this article to the extent that RDB was satisfied, and it's probably going to be kept now. As you know (I'm sure) I really could not give a monkeys about this page other than just in generally I don't like to see things being deleted when all they need is a little tidy up. That's starting to happen a lot more these days and it's really starting to worry me. Many of the pages we are deleting only need a little bit of TLC to bring em up over the bar and it's not happening. Most of the short and shit articles are gone now and the standard at VFD is a lot higher than it was. I sure as heck don't want to spend all my time fixing articles which I don't care about, and I don't want to see VFD turning into a page where people can post pages which they can't be bothered to fix themselves when doing so would not take that much effort at all. I'm not sure which parts of the lists you hate, maybe you could remove the bits you don't like? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:58, Jan 25
I hate pretty much every single bit of every list on the page, to be honest. If I went in there and edited, I'd probably leave just "being rich" from the first list, and that's it. I'm a bad man to point in the direction of a list and ask to trim it down... ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:17, Jan 25
  • What's wrong with higher standards? In any case I've further trimmed it down (read: removed the shit lists) but IMO it's still shit. Meh. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:20, 26 Jan
    • This one is going to haunt me forever. I just know it... I wanted to say... Hea! You can't just remove ALL the lists... But I just don't care about the article enough... Looks like it's a keep now though. Sorry? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:57, Jan 26

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  • Delete. I don't care what that lame template at the top says, this sucks and should go. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:17, Jan 25
  • Delete. Yes. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:44, Jan 25
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - This kind of crap is what brings me back day after day. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 19:38, Jan. 25, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I would have sworn this was written no later than 2006. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:48, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
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UnNews:Cat Suicide Epidemic!

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Cory in the House

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  • Delete. *Saving Vfd from near emptiness* —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:52, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete - Holy crap, this has been on Uncyclopedia almost as long as me. Equally funny as well. :P – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 06:03, Jan. 25, 2010
  • Delete. You had me at "top raped comedy series". Such humour is too sophisticated for us. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:37, Jan 25
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:55, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Harvest moon skin bazaar

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  • Delete. Um...I, uh...what? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:55, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Calling it gamecruft would be unfair to the average gamecruft article, which has better quality standards. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 06:05, Jan. 25, 2010
  • Delete. Smash pig head on stick -cock-tail syrup -Molted broom stick ice cream -Unsalted salt fish -Dipshit -straw-beery juice -ETC. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:38, Jan 25
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Deafness or blooding ear is not our responsibility! --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:45, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Peters of the world

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  • 'Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The first paragraph is acceptable and should be moved to Peter, which is currently an undecorated disambiguation page. The rest is awful and should be destroyed. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:57, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 18:04, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • In-jokey, listy, bad. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:11, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:19, 23 Jan
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Philosopholis Thompson

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hey it's another epic biography of a fake person, or as I like to say, ramblin' wizard stories. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:28, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:10, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Starts out bad, then spirals down into a pit of despair. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:38, 22 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Imagine getting stuck in a lift with a person telling you this story. Only one of you will get out alive. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:37, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:17, 23 Jan
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Black Mesa (video game)

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Then what do i have to do to keep the article on here then? --Hollow334 3:29 January 22, 2010
Read UN:VAIN and HTBFANJS then take on-board the concepts of those and apply them to this article. It's not deleted yet, but You can put a copy in your usespace to work on later for if this does get huffed. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:34, Jan 22
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  • Delete. What can I say? Not funny, the vanity seems pretty much an intrinsic part of the article, and it just seems like it doesn't belong here. Maybe if there were a "Ranting About Games and Mods" wiki... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:22, Jan 22
  • Delete. Stick it on a user page or flush down a vanity blog. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:38, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 18:04, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Uncyclopedia articles about personal side projects are discouraged, unless your side projects happen to be hilarious, like, say, putting tutus on bears. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:10, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Or bears playing hockey. That shit's funny as fuck. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:18, 23 Jan
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. To the uninitiated this looks barely passable but any good material (images included) was lifted from a pair of considerably superior "Satuday TV Fun House" segment on Saturday Night Live between 5 to 15 years ago. The rest is useless padding. This is exactly the sort of thing the "Don't Plagiarize" section in HTBFANJS is referring to. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:31, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • lolol --Roman Dog Bird 18:05, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Bahaha get it? Michael Jackson's a gay pedo? LOL! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 20:34, 22 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:19, 23 Jan
  • Lol pedo Although I do wonder where those images came from. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:16, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
    TV Funhouse/Saturday Night Live. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 23:18, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The ongoing battle between cruft and content. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:18, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EMC [TALK] 12:38 Jan 22 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Seems to have been translated from another language which is my charitable way of saying this is a cacastrophe. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:43, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • dohohohoho --Roman Dog Bird 18:01, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif There will be no final battle! Either the good guys call it a day and surrender to the dark side, or God awakens out of his beauty sleep and beats the crap out of the bad guys. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:14, 23 January 2010
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That's often a bad thing. We had lower standards and worse qaulity control back then. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:21, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So... That Family Guy guy has his own made up country. Yeah... that's the joke. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:16, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Strong delete. I'd have more respect for a wiki that consisted entirely of random keyboard mashing than one that consisted entirely of recycled Family Guy jokes. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:39, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Fuck it in the face. --EMC [TALK] 16:55 Jan 22 2010
  • Family Guy. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 18:03, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. The writer needs to go back to his parody classes because this isn't going to stay here. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:48, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Del --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:21, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sebastian R. Denault (not to be confused with the Boy Scout of the same name and equal fame) was born in the Millennium Falcon in the year Eleventy-tween BC. He was known throughout the universe for his excellent inventions and discoveries. It just goes on like that. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:34, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • dat is one hairy ass nigguh --Roman Dog Bird 22:09, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Randumbo+probable vanity+possible cyberbullying = Excremental My Dear Watson...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:33, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:05, 23 January 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is painfully fucking unfunny. Standard Joke Template + Celebrity = Gratingly predictable joke about celebrity. Imagine the worlds worst sci-fi geek, then give him strong coffee, Asperger's syndrome and body odor. Now imagine you're bound and gagged in a makeshift dungeon he dug under his bungalow. That's what it feels like to read this start to finish. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:10, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. UN:HTBFANJS explains exactly how most lists are inadvisable. To whom do we mail a copy of it? Is there a need to tell the same joke one hundred times? Spıke ¬  00:19 22-Jan-10
  • MY EYES --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:30, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - This coming from a geek with Asperger Syndrome and who forgot to shower today. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 00:35, Jan. 22, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. About as unfunny as you can be without trying too hard. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:39, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unsurprisingly, nothing links here. Pretty dumb and pointless. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:52, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. When you are in a pub and read its founding year as "9661," there's usually a much more obvious reason. Author misses it, does most other things wrong, and frequently inserts himself into the telling. Time, gentlemen! Spıke ¬  23:56 21-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Flush! - Down to Illogicopedia it goes. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 00:36, Jan. 22, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only interesting thing is this appears to be an article about a restaurant. So probably not the work of a kiddie wibble scribe as they only eat at McDonalds. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:42, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Was gonna nom this myself, Count beat me to it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:23, Jan 22
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's wibble, wibble I tells ya! --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:31, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Someone should nom that first picture for VFP though. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:34, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wibble it is. And I don't care if the first picture survives either. Spıke ¬  23:40 21-Jan-10
WHAT?? That is a qaulity picture! QAULITY I SAY! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:41, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Isn't this site supposed to be witty or funny or clever or something? This is just mopey, shoegazer song lyrics. Poetry like this goes on Livejournal or Myspace. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:59, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • lol --Roman Dog Bird 22:03, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Ooh, that's deep! And mind-bogglingly accurate; the title tells us so. Unfunny. Spıke ¬  22:14 20-Jan-10
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Eat shit, novelty category! --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:40, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Oh yeah, the next time I upload a crap photo, I'll surely give it its own category. Spıke ¬  23:42 21-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Content is essentially a sentence, then a picture of a cartoon character that isn't used anywhere. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:43, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anyone who votes to keep this should be banned for their own good. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:16, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg That's hilarious. - Count's nom vote, that is. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 00:33, Jan. 22, 2010
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Plectrum

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Temporary flip of vote to keep my request for assistance (just below) alive on this page a bit longer. Spıke ¬  00:01 22-Jan-10
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Saddam Hussein? --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:34, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This one has been lying around in this pathetic state since 2005! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:43, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:33, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Turgid, and gives it away on Line 1. Plectrum, you see, is simply something Brits say to baffle and anger Yanks. The framework of a new concept is in User:SPIKE/Plectrum, but I'll need help with details from people who have been involved in fractious trans-Atlantic collaboration more recently than I. Spıke ¬  23:36 21-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Now you are getting a bit silly.... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:59, Jan 22
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Oak Ridge High School (El Dorado Hills, CA)

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  • Delete. Someone incorrectly put an ICU on this months after it was created. I had to remove the tag, but they do have a point: this is lame schoolcruft. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:25, Jan 21
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Total (institutional) vanity, with an intro that reads as though it is trying out to make the jump to Wikipedia. Spıke ¬  17:37 21-Jan-10
  • Delete. Pants. Welcome back MrN. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:46, 21 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:05, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Whoa. I just moved there. Seriously. The people here eat shit, though. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:27, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Although I swear I've heard that song somewhere before....  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  22 Jan 2010 ~ 01:51 (UTC)
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White Hole

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Snake Wizard

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Perhaps you were looking for TV Tropes? --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:33, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:36, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "snake wizards existed very much time before" There may be a cultural problem here (not to mention the language problem). This collection of fantasy creatures and red-links is whimsical but not really funny. Spıke ¬  23:48 20-Jan-10
  • Delete. Confusing as much as anything, but just seems pointless to me. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:41, Jan 21
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One line intro basically and long boring character list. Why they wanted to parade this thing here I have no idea.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:43, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
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LJN

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. this was given a stay of execution last year because it was still in Pee Review. It received a 20.5/50 and that was a bit generous. After the Pee Review it's creator all but abandoned it and there was no significant further improvements. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:50, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Now excuse me while I puke!!! --Dangerous Dave Mustaine 22:04, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is not humor; it is a prolog of solid name-calling and an epilog of list. But don't cite Pee Review totals. Each of my Pees starts by warning the author to ignore my "grades." I would never boil down a review into a number except that y'all insisted it was necessary to get the item out of the queue. Spıke ¬  22:13 20-Jan-10
  • Delete. Oh dear. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:37, Jan 21
  • Delete. I guess the writer had a history of broken toys with this rant piece.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:48, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Attempting to turn a minor celebrity into a cruft epic. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:00, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Don't know who Derek Acorah is, but this article neither lures me in nor does anything else right. Spıke ¬  00:21 21-Jan-10
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 00:38, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:48, 21 January 2010
  • Delete. Spike: think yourself lucky. This is the "psychic" who "interviewed" "Michael Jackson" after he died. And other crap like that. The article is a good fit, in that it's about as entertaining as he is. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:51, Jan 21
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Wizard mode

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random and lacking core concept. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:46, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Classic case of the encyclopedia cliché: Using pompous pseudo-science and techno-babble to obscure the fact that you have nothing to say and you aren't funny. The usual culprit, compelled to state gobbledygook as a formula as this author is, at least unnecessarily invokes our math markup language so it looks decent. Spıke ¬  00:18 21-Jan-10
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 00:38, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. I'd say redirect to God mode, if not for the fact that it doesn't exist. So instead, redirect this to A wizard did it please. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:48, 21 January 2010
  • Delete. The best thing about this is the name of the author - Hostile Amish is a good username. Oh, and the first line carries a whiff of an idea that might even be fun. Unfortunately, the article abjectly fails to live up to that promise. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:48, Jan 21
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VFD-padlock.png Dumbo the Elephant

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  • Keep Are we reading the same article? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:47, Jan 18 -- Jumping ship... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:12, Jan 21
  • Keep. Not terrific, but not terrible either. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:22, 18 January 2010<
  • Keep It's not a bad article (besides all those Dumbo-Sex-Jokes). Could use some work, though.--Yoyoddd 04:21, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Lame. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 23:19, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The pakaderm [sic] is afflicted with Dumboism, causing him to spew racial epithets. Translation, it is open season for the author to do so. Also bestiality, grues, and dying by turning into a giant vagina--after skiing down a course of listcruft. Spıke ¬  03:52 18-Jan-10
  • Delete. Sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:35, Jan 18
  • Delete. Randumbo by a Dumbo About..No not really about Dumbo at all. A blessing of Pachydermatitis on it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:42, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Dumbo as a failed actor could be a good premise for an article, but there's too much LOL EPHELANT SECKS to make this worth keeping. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:07, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:20, 20 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. He turned into a what? --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:41, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. OK, OK! You win!! Maybe a clean slate is better after all. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:12, Jan 21
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VFD-padlock.png Kurdish Military Industries

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  • Delete. My first article. Unfunny. Short. Useless. No images. I won't miss it. • FreddCan Shredd • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 12:46 • Wednesday, I withdraw my nomination. • FreddCan Shredd • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 14:46 • Wednesday, 20-01-2010
  • Delete. I think you can ask the admins to do this instead of bringing it here but I respect your honesty. It isn't the worst article I have seen and was tempted to vote as a Keep ! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:58, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
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  • I would personally vote Move to userspace since it's clearly unfinished. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:38, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
I started editing it in mainspace, which made Fredd decide to rewrite it entirely, as he told me on my talk page by way of explaining why he blew away my edits. Its current state is clearly unfinished, but I trust it's a matter of hours or a day before he puts up something sensible. Spıke ¬  17:02 20-Jan-10

Kept WTF happened here. If you want one of your own articles deleted put it on QVFD saying "author request". Don't use VFD in this way again. It will make me mad. You would not like me when I'm mad. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:41, Jan 20

I like you when you're mad. I find it somewhat arousing. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:42, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
Aw, Fredd just wanted to be dared into fixing the article by seeing someone else go to work on it. Spıke ¬  18:44 20-Jan-10
Actually, I nom'd it to get it deleted. At first I thought about taking it to qVFD, but seeing that it's in mainspace, and a year old, I took it to VFD to get it deleted until Spike proceeded to fix it up, so I thought to myself "I'm fucking hungry," which is irelevant. Then while eating a choco bar, some ideas popped in my head, but I had to go take a piss first. AfterI had pissed, I decided to rewrite it, so I added a WIP tag and blanked most of the page. The rest is history. • FreddCan Shredd • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 19:00 • Wednesday, 20-01-2010
It's all good. After what Hyper said I shall be doing all I can to avoid getting mad. QVFD would have been fine though for this one as you are the only person to have made a significant contribution to the page. Even if others had made bigger edits I personally (although some admins may not so much) try to honour requests of the original author. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:14, Jan 20
No, Fredd, you blanked it and then went to take a piss, if only that! Anyway, too much detail! didn't need to know. It's yours now, and I'll be by later to check your spelling. Spıke ¬  19:22 20-Jan-10
No, I took a piss, blanked it, then took a shit.And while I was taking the shit, I read a very interesting article in the newspaper. Unfortunately, I dont remember what it was about. • FreddCan Shredd • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 20:00 • Wednesday, 20-01-2010

Roblox

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  • Delete. What the fuck? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:52, 20 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So someone's been banned from a web site, and wants to state his case here, with passing references to the Holocaust? Why wouldn't that be funny? Spıke ¬  01:29 20-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Robollox. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:01, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Sucks. Hard. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:58, Jan 20
  • lolololol --Roman Dog Bird 15:44, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Warcraft 3

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  • Slow down there was this version maybe. OK, that's not great either but it's a bit better. I do agree with RDB's nomination reason, but just wanted a few people to take a quick look at this before we make a final decision on this one... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:37, Jan 20 MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:17, Jan 20
Yeah, okay, I would have gotten beyond the intro on this one, as the turgid Section 1 had not yet been turned into a turgid intro. But I won't change my vote. Spıke ¬  01:42 20-Jan-10
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  • don't give a shit --Roman Dog Bird 20:53, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Parallel universe; dramatic tear in time and space; conflict between orcs and humans; pseudo complex mythological techno, sci-fi/fantasy world; dominantly powerful gods and titans and demons duking it out in a super awesome matrix worthy action fight scene; then some first-person chat. That's just the intro, after which an interminable Table of Contents. As I once wrote in my notorious Pee Review of ITSCON: I am done with this before the article begins. Spıke ¬  21:25 19-Jan-10
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Who needs Warcraft 3 when StarCraft II is soon to be released. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:38, 19 January 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. All this effort to do what exactly? Like someone re-writing War and Peace and changing a few commas. Sad. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:37, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Crap. And other versions appear to be crap too. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:57, Jan 20
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:Category:Things that made General Grievous cough

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Qwertyland

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  • Keep This does lack funny, but is mildly amusing and quite well written. The ideas in are quite fun. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:30, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like the title. • FreddCan Shredd • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 11:59 • Saturday, 16-01-2010
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  • Delete. This has been here since 2006, and yet nothing links to it, which tells you most of what you need to know about its popularity. It alternates between random and dull, and finishes with a dull list. I don't see a point to us having this article at all. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:45, Jan 15
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes, it alternates between random and dull; and random isn't inherently funny, especially in fictional-country-cruft that relates to nothing. But shouldn't we get an opinion on Qwertyland from Mnbvcxz?! Spıke ¬  13:31 15-Jan-10
  • I stole CBS. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 19:56, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • delete. A seriously dull and pointless article with only this line to make me think about it a second after skimming it: After annexing Iceland, Qwertyland acquired trillions of tribes of ancient dagger firing ant colonies. How do they do it oh great chronicler of Qwertyland? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:46, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Feh My high school history books make for more interesting reads. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:09, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:19, 20 Jan
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  • Only change in 2009 was from "Random-fool"; change summary was: "did a bit of messing about, you know the usual n00bish randomness." Admirable self-awareness. Spıke ¬  13:34 15-Jan-10

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  • CheckMark.png Keep and Recommit. Agreed that this article is goofy and contains vandalism, whereas the real one is clever and wry. Also, despite my forum query where you told me it's fine to have multiple articles on the same topic, it would be outlandish if you read Great Britain, went back to it, omitting the first word by mistake, and got this. I propose that we ask the Imperial Colonizers to scour this for anything worth adding to the main article, or saving as, for example, History of Great Britain, delegating to them the right to delete this when they're done. Spıke ¬  19:55 15-Jan-10
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like the title. • FreddCan Shredd • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 11:58 • Saturday, 16-01-2010
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Far too much stuff worth keeping in with all the carp. If someone wants to move the good stuff (there is some) into another article then fine delete this afterwards, until then no. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:23, Jan 18
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  • Delete. Excessively long, unfunny, and redundant. Delete and redirect. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:24, 15 Jan
  • Yep. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 18:56, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. sausage lol 23:59, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete' The best thing that can be done with this article is to remove it and let something new and exciting sprout from it. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:28, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete I'd no idea how horrible it had become in the last year or so. It's also been made redundant. --Zarbag 18:37, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
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MrNd Yea. I just made that up. So.... I'm moving this to History of Great Britain and redirecting Britain to Great Britain. Hopefully someone will do the hard job of actually cleaning this bugger up or use some of the material elsewhere. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:15, Jan 20

On this side of The Water, we call it "pulling it out of my ass." Romartus, history plus Great Britain puts it firmly within your area of expertise, but I'll serve as your copy editor. Spıke ¬  01:25 20-Jan-10
OK I will give it a go this week.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:07, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

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Fedor Emelianenko/Facts

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  • Delete. Yet another Chuck Norris Facts aping list. Not original, not interesting, and not even linked from the Fedor Emelianenko article, which tells you all you need to know about it. Sucks - get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:24, Jan 19
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Sucks. And the author begins by essentially telling us he is aping the article. Spıke ¬  10:46 19-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg I might have considered it funny if it had been about someone I gave a shit about. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:31, 19 January 2010
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA --Roman Dog Bird 18:19, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
Reformatted to fit my primitive screen. Spıke ¬  18:43 19-Jan-10
re-reformatted lolololol --Roman Dog Bird 18:47, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Ghandi Top Trumps

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  • Reminder: When VFD'ing a template, enclose {VFD} in <noinclude> tags or the {VFD} will get propagated to every page that uses the template. Not disastrous in this case. Spıke ¬  10:42 19-Jan-10

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  • Keep Um? We could also cut our own noses off to spite our faces. Not all total crap. Needs LOTS of love but would be replaced by something similar but worse. Put a rewrite tag on it maybe to encourage an overhaul. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:22, Jan 19
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Because. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:25, 19 January 2010
  • Keep I have to agree, it's not great, but it'd probably be replaced by something worse. Plus, imagine all the tags on various articles that lead to Disney. Not a good reason to keep it, but still... Eh, it made me laugh once or twice, which is more than I can say for some articles out there.--Yoyoddd 04:17, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. This needs to go into surgery for a major operation.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:47, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • yeah fine --Roman Dog Bird 19:18, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Bluuh. This has been cruft from day one. It started as 2005cruft, and after years of being shat upon by IPs and mentally deficient 15-year-olds, I can't say it's gotten any better. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:04, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • I like eating my own shit but not as much as disney who can suck my butt --Bambiwinkyis01FurbyBirdcrap 00:08, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Kept May Sophia have mercy on our souls... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:22, Jan 19

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More heavily rescued with new Section 2 achieved by reading Wikipedia in an altered state. Spıke ¬  02:17 19-Jan-10
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  • Delete. Hasn't been touched since 2006 (apart from by Max, for maintenance purposes), and sucked back then. Nothing links to it, it's not remotely funny, and it should go. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:46, Jan 18
  • Delete. It has that besetting sin of many articles consigned here for trial. It lacks the necessary ha-ha factor. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:30, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
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  • This article is about something (the RC-135 military jet; Wikipedia says the UK wants to buy three) and seems to be a job-related in-joke by a member of the USAF who, as you'd expect, is better at flying than joking. Spıke ¬  12:12 18-Jan-10
  • Have mailed a request to two USAF alumni for additional yuks. Spıke ¬  21:12 18-Jan-10

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  • Delete. Not touched since creation. It's pretty much a copy/paste of the WP "Everybody Hurts" articles, but with "Hurts" - get this! - replaced by "poops". Genius. There is about one other change in the whole thing. The author may have had some fantastic satirical plan for this on creaton, but it seems to have been forgotten. Oh, and it's not linked anywhere but here. So let's get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:35, Jan 19
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spıke ¬  10:50 19-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - A literary masterpeice such as Everybody Poops deserves better than this. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 12:12, Jan. 19, 2010
  • Great big flaming delete This is exactly what Uncyclopedia doesn't need. --Ozymandiaz 14:10, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I am as ready to believe the latest UN dystopian conspiracy as the next American, but this article, about a stanic [sic] cult by which the UN would author all the world's evil, including fart smells at public schools, is childish, under active development by AnonIP and a few people with actual user names, none of whom know anything real about either evil or the UN or spelling, and thus cannot write humor that relates to anything. Linked to by Project Intuhllekchual, which we just voted away. Spıke ¬  21:09 18-Jan-10

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