User:MrN9000
This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is On the day when Uncyclopedia understand and listen to the words of Jesus F Christ. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.
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“Your self-importance is obvious at first glance”
Mohandas Gandhi with Aleister in Chains December 21, 2012 with Funnybony Lord Christopher Monckton DENIAL, Pants Bomber, Neighborhood Watch (with MadMax, Multiliteralist, and Electrified mocha chinchilla), UnScripts:Who built the moon, Fish Puns (with Under user), Clementine Attlee (with Mhaille}, The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia, Eric Clapton, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (with Cajek), Battle of the Sexes, Why?:Do a Pee Review (with Cajek), The Color Problem, Pointless_Paradox,Project Manager, Moving the goal posts.
UnNews:Porn star Nora Batty dies, UnNews:Toilets refuse to take any more shit, UnNews:Paedophiles Rejoice Over New Child Database
In a desperate attempt to increase my own level of self importance I have awarded this to: Composure1, Hyperbole, Optimuschris, Sycamore, Gerrycheevers, Sycamore, Roman Dog Bird, SysRq, Mnbvcxz, Siddhartha-Wolf, SPIKE, Funnybony,Aleister in Chains, Bizzeebeever, Mattsnow, Sir Peasewhizz and Shabidoo as well as his most prestigious award to Prettiestpretty , Modusoperandi, Cajek, Under user, Dr. Skullthumper, Heerenveen, Gerrycheevers, MadMax, Hyperbole and Aleister. You will notice that Gerrycheevers, Hyperbole and Aleister won both. That is because they are better than you.
| Don't watch! | You! denier! |
What I'm editing now
- Moving the goal posts
- Your article?
Also...
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| 2024 U.S. election cancelled, anarchy inevitable | 00:12, 5 November 2024 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| Peanut the Squirrel swatted, killed for "illegal guns and drugs" | 23:17, 3 November 2024 (hist) by Orangutang94 |
| Saw XI's poster design changed again | 09:20, 3 November 2024 (hist) by Kakun |
| Biden shits himself! | 05:58, 3 November 2024 (hist) by Orangutang94 |
| Noob Gets PWNED | 11:51, 2 November 2024 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| 911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich | 11:17, 2 November 2024 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| New Drug Craze in Schools "Planing" | 23:50, 1 November 2024 (hist) by Alula |
| British Lions rugby legend Gareth Thomas: 'It's ended my marriage and nearly driven me to suicide. Now it's time to tell the world the truth - I'm ginger' | 15:46, 1 November 2024 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| Six-year-old girl denies "slut claim" | 15:38, 1 November 2024 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
| Congress backs bill for horse contraception | 15:36, 1 November 2024 (hist) by DaniPine3 |
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...and don't forget Special:NewPages .