Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive247

Nick Mason

Score: -1
Keep (2)	It's not as bad as it looks, but it needs images and could be expanded, too. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 17:09, July 10, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Yeah, what Gamma said---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:06, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Burninate! I may not be British, but I know rubbish when I see it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:34 July 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	'Tis a keeper. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:59, 14 July 2011

Computer gnomes

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. They just keep getting interesting every day.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:46, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Delete. They're the ones who keep flooding my inbox with scams and Viagra ads! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 22:22 July 11, 2011 (UTC) Amusing concept. Terrible execution. Execute. ~  Talk 16:04, 13 July 2011 (UTC) Actually, just downright terrible. --EMC [TALK] 19:31 Jul 13 2011
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Wacky Gameshows that don't Exist, but should

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Oh boy. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:04, July 13, 2011 (UTC) Bye-bye. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:05 July 13, 2011 (UTC) Yet another example of Articles that exist, but shouldn't. We really should make that into an article. It would have a massive list of all the actual attempts at these "Don't exist, but should"s, with one liners about why they were deleted. Or, better yet, Delete. ~  Talk 16:20, 13 July 2011 (UTC) HILARIOUS AND CREATIVE --Roman Dog Bird 18:02, July 13, 2011 (UTC) Delete. This is really, really bad-- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:39, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Scotland/Places in it

Score: -2
Keep (4)	Keep. I made this a few years a ago to keep track of the places in Scotland. It still does this today; so perhaps moving it to a sub-page of Scotland would be a better place for it?--Sycamore (Talk) 17:00, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Sub-page it. That works. It doesn't really work as a standalone article, but it could be useful if tucked away in a small alley of Scotland. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:12 July 13, 2011 (UTC) Keep Aye. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:35, July 13, 2011 (UTC) I aglee wit 't SlyFux ~  Talk 16:16, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Delete. Sod off ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:51, July 12, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! My-country-sucks cruft. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:06 July 12, 2011 (UTC) Meh I like Ireland better---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:21, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete Aye mAttlobster. (hello) 16:26, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Subpaged. Aye. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:53, 14 July 2011

International Do Not Call List

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	NOT WANT ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:41, July 12, 2011 (UTC)  CHUCK NORRIS!! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:08 July 12, 2011 (UTC) Dumb dum dum dum...-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:30, July 13, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Reverse charge and disconnect. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:23, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Nude shower scenes

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Burninate! What, no illustrations??? A pointless disgrace to voyeurism... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 22:02 July 11, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Damn, I want those seconds of my life back---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:24, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Delete. This isn't funny at all--Xamralco 00:09, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Take a bath. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:25, July 13, 2011 (UTC) Delete. ~  Talk 16:13, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Delete all you want, I'm still keeping a copy in my userspace for fixing. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:49, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

Rasputin’s Penis

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:10, July 12, 2011 (UTC)  Fry ~  Talk 03:54, 13 July 2011 (UTC) Umm... This unfunny article reads like an afterthought to that image of the girl looking at the... whatever it is (which is just wrong on so many levels). But since the picture is safely embedded in other articles, I think it's safe to toast this one. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:04 July 13, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Remove it and the article. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:22, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Vector

Score: 3
Keep (2)	I've fixed it up (mechanics and hopefully some humor) and could add a Venn diagram if the article is kept. --Sloublues 14:18, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Needs love, not the axe; there's enough here to keep. ~  Talk 16:11, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	I tried to make sense of this article and failed. Maybe others will fare better. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:17 Jul 11, 2011 Bleh---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:45, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Coulda swore we already deleted this, like, last month. Guys gotta stop trying to write this article, it ain't workin -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:32, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:20, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete. A mess. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:27, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I dunno, it makes sense to me. It's about a "get rich quick" scam that makes its money off "sellers" who are required to buy stuff they can't sell. These are definitely real. A relative of mine almost fell for one of these, and a friend of mine lost her shirt to the same scam. I just don't know if it's appropriate for Uncyc--this is actually more fact than fiction. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 21:58 July 11, 2011 (UTC)

Native Americans

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Wikia has been receiving complaints about how offensive this article is. It's also not very well written. -- The Zombiebaron 19:43, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Ugh I can see why---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:57, July 11, 2011 (UTC) I... Don't... Need... A... Reason... Now... Per... Zombiebaron... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 20:53, July 11, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! If there were ever such a thing as unmitigated shit on Uncyc, this is it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 21:13 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	TKF'd -- The Zombiebaron 04:02, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

Japanese Lady Boy Massacre

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	The greatest band ever, started in 6 B.C., and rumors of subliminal messages abound. Original. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:15 Jul 11, 2011 Too cool for Uncyclopedia!---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:47, July 11, 2011 (UTC) "They actually rocked so hard that the drummer exploded... causing a mass riot in the audience from people trying to catch all the flying bits." ........ -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 22:06 July 11, 2011 (UTC) hahahahaha -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:31, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:24, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
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DRM

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	50% censored text, 50% suck. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:20 Jul 11, 2011 Delete. Old crufty article about stuff everybody already knows about. As for writing anything funny about it, the hilarious truth of the matter is impossible to parody. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 21:38 July 11, 2011 (UTC) shit -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:31, July 12, 2011 (UTC) “DRM is suck.” ~ Beavis (seconded) -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:34, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Chuck Norris/Paradox

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	For the obvious reasons -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:22, July 12, 2011 (UTC) CHUCK NORRIS!! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:10 July 12, 2011 (UTC) the title is enough --Roman Dog Bird 03:03, July 12, 2011 (UTC) JUST SHUT UP! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:28, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete Fuck Norris. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:22, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete Although it's such a tired concept it might be a good thing to read if you need to sleep 21:12, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I nominated this in Jan 2008 and got my face thumped several times. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:46, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

David Norris

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	What, this isn't funny -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:22, July 12, 2011 (UTC) SOME OTHER NORRIS!! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:11 July 12, 2011 (UTC) guess what's in my butt --Roman Dog Bird 03:03, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Oh Roman, you're so funny---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:39, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Also, Roman Dog Bird poop: Would it be dog poop or bird poop? Just wondering. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:30, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia:List of really, really, really intelligent article ideas that you really, really, really should create

Score: 2
Keep (4)	I feel merciful. Just add (Sarcasm Intended) to the title... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:46, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Yes, I think we need it, but it should be linked to somewhere in the Beginners Guide. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:07, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:29, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Keep. As per above---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:30, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Is this a thing we need -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:15, July 9, 2011 (UTC) It's an inverse of the Wikipedia page, making most of the content rather unoriginal, and it doesn't even provide a good list of crap topics for BGBU. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:10 Jul 09, 2011  Burninate! Oh shit, another lame article that doesn't need to be on our nation. Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 23:15, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 01:57, 10 July 2011 What blows is this one's been around since '05. ~  Talk 03:31, 10 July 2011 (UTC) Delete. More Ye Olde Crappe. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:09, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Redirected -- The Zombiebaron 17:44, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

Wellington/Suburbs

Score: 3
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	nope Wasting precious bytes. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:39, July 11, 2011 (UTC) nuuuuuke!---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:18, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Another list of stuff nobody cares about. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 21:31 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
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List of minor iProducts

Score: 3
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Delete. Who cares? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:36, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I don't---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:21, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Another list of things that don't exist. Some of the pictures are worth keeping, though. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 16:59 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
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HowTo:Pass the time in a Wal★Mart

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. Failed feature I thought it'd be better off here. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:38, July 10, 2011 (UTC) Delete. This is a compilation of stuff you can find by searching for "fun things to do at WalMart". Anything original is buried among the plagiarism. --Sloublues 23:00, July 10, 2011 (UTC) searching on the Internet, that is. --Sloublues 23:02, July 10, 2011 (UTC) DELETE. It goes to say what is good content for other websites is trash for Uncy. We're incredible. Mattsnow 03:55, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 04:55, 11 July 2011
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Super Mario Galaxy

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:36, July 10, 2011 (UTC) YAWN-fest. It's annoying. Make it go away. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 16:54 July 11, 2011 (UTC) This is horrible and image free. KILLIT. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:18, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Feck -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:19, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:21, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Orgasmic isotope

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Eww!!!! 2005-cruft at its very worst. You may fire when ready. Commence primary ignition! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 17:39 July 11, 2011 (UTC) Bleh Disgusting---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:48, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Ughhhh......-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:35, July 11, 2011 (UTC) lol -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:32, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Lion Food

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	I've been waiting for the Exodus to be finished so I could delete this. Funny title, just not a high quality set of gears inside. The images are badly photoshopped too. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 17:14, July 10, 2011 (UTC) Smite. That is some of the worst Photochopping I've ever seen. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:22 July 11, 2011 (UTC) Feed this article to the lions - not enough funny content. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:31, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Delete. What sims said.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:34, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Feed to the lions, along with the photochopper. Seijana 07:12, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
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Piss

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	This was on VFH. I think it's better suited here. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 05:47 Jul 10, 2011 Agreed. This is the opposite of feature quality. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:55 July 10, 2011 (UTC) Delete. A feature here.--Funnybony    06:01, Jul 10  Feature (talk) 07:23, 10 July 2011 Feed it to a grue. I dunno, I couldn't think of anything to write... --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:32, July 10, 2011 (UTC) It's piss. But seriously, feature it. -- 21:27, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment: If deleted, consider redirect to UnBooks:All about pee, which is the same place Urine redirects. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 03:14, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

Jasper from The Simpsons

Score: -3
Keep (5)	Keep. I like it somewhat. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:32, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Tis' an oddity that I vote keep a nomination. Just de-randomize the article and remove the Nazi stuff, and I won't change my vote. Nazi jokes are just bad. Spellchecking helps too... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:42, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Keep. The joke of the article is that Jasper is a minor character in the Simpsons, and he has an article. While other characters don't have articles. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:09, 9 July 2011  '保 卫 武 汉'! It's so hilarious! Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 23:23, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Just rewrite the "death" bit.
Delete (2)	Deleted by monthly things, but some people missed it, so now it's here. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:40, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny randumbo. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:01, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- The Zombiebaron 16:50, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

Al Pacino

Score: 3
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Delete. I think my brain just broke.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:51, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Eww... Nasty. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:43 July 10, 2011 (UTC) It's funny for the first eighteen seconds (thirty-six if you're, err, impaired), then it's just incredibly strenuous and boring. Okay, maybe the first five seconds... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 17:07, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Netflix

Score: -1
Keep (3)	weak keep I see a weakish concept here, that could be improved upon. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:09, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Weak Keep Meh, it sucks, but it can be improved.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:59, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Rewrite I'll rewrite it in a style similar to "Lolliflix". -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:06, 9 July 2011
Delete (2)	One of those things that we really, really don't need, or should at least improve a lot. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:38, July 9, 2011 (UTC)  Oh crap! What is Netflix really about? If its Wikipedia article somebody would put {{Cleanup}} on it. Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 11:19, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- The Zombiebaron 16:48, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

The Pirate Bay (Place)

Score: 2
Keep (2)	Keep. Its not as bad as Orgasmic isotope. When that article shows up on here, I may switch my vote. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:14, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Keep. I've seen worse. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:45, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	This would be better off at ED. The article's single joke, buried in the middle, is "seeders good, leechers bad". – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:21 Jul 08, 2011  Oh shit, a crappy place. Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 06:35, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. As per above. ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:55, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Hang 'em all from the yardarm! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:03, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Billy Ray Cyrus

Score: 3
Keep (1)	Keep. Watever ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:12, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	EXTERMINATE! Daaaamn. I'm getting tired of all these haters. I'm no fan of the dude but this a comedy site not a hate site. Also full of cruft, randomness, and shit like that---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:18, July 9, 2011 (UTC)  DETONATE!! Umm, yeah, okay. I'm going to go wash my brain now. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 04:33 July 9, 2011 (UTC) This Achy Breaky Article has to go (pun intended)... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 06:31, July 9, 2011 (UTC)  Crap! Something bad, oh shit! Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 11:24, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	-- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 04:33 July 9, 2011 (UTC) Couldnt say it better myself :) ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:03, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Tetяis? --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 06:33, July 9, 2011 (UTC) THIZ CЯДP IS ЬЦЯИIЙДTЗD. -- THЗSLУFФЖ 03:17 JЦLУ 11, 2011 (ЦTC)

Stand-up comedy

Score: 4
Keep (2)	Keep I must stand-up to Skullfump's hate campaign against me. Is awful though, but then so was God? mAttlobster. (hello) 21:45, July 8, 2011 (UTC) Keep. {{Expand}} tag not delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:13, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Around here, an {{Expand}} template is a death sentence. Slap a hard rewrite tag on it. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:09, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	This glut of terrible articles brought to you by 10 minutes with the random button. If you haven't voted for FFW yet, why the hell not? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:33 Jul 08, 2011 Delete. It may say stand up comedy, buts it's actually stand down comedy.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:49, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete or userspace. Humbucker out. ~  Talk 03:49, 9 July 2011 (UTC) Delete This might be ever-so-slightly what this article should've been. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:19, July 9, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! ...it GOT SOME SICK. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:05 July 10, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:07, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	It's not! It's not!! I don't usually look at the article's history until after I've decided it's VFD material! Then I glance at it to make sure it hasn't been vandalized. It's not you! It's the words you put on this article. And the order they're in. But not you. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:53 Jul 08, 2011 You seem to think that articles have to be well-written or funny or have some other redeeming value. This is a backward position to take. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:58, July 8, 2011 (UTC) Sorry for being a pessimist... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:05, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Jimbo and the Jet Set

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	All this is is concept, and the concept is pretty dumb. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:19 Jul 08, 2011 Delete. Looks like somebody actually spent some time on this. What a pity. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 21:24 July 8, 2011 (UTC) Delete. WTF?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:59, July 9, 2011 (UTC)  Bomb this  Wikipedian  airport! Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 06:39, July 9, 2011 (UTC) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:44, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:41, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Soylent Green

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Soylent Green is people. No fuckin' way. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:29 Jul 08, 2011 Kill Somebody shoot me---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:52, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Nice reference. Not nice article. ~  Talk 03:50, 9 July 2011 (UTC)  中国共产党反对! -- Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 06:17, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I like how quotes make up something like 50% of the article. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:14, July 9, 2011 (UTC) They misspelled "chianti." Plus, it's pretty nonsensical... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:26, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Userspaced for reference. Is referenced in a large number of other articles. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:11, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Bill Belichick

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Hey look, it's a "this person is the antichrist" article. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:27 Jul 08, 2011 I hate these types of articles... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:08, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Haven't seen anything like this before. Oh. Wait. ~  Talk 03:52, 9 July 2011 (UTC) It's about some sports dude who did some stuff and happens to be buried under a toilet... How original. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 04:50 July 9, 2011 (UTC) 又来了，真是的。这些词条好无聊啊! 反对! -- Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 06:23, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete.Ok he cheats and conquers the world. Sorry, just not enough funny. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:13, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Polymer

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	If someone asked you "What did Uncyclopedia look like in 2006?" you could link them this article. Oscar Wilde, self-contradictory, random dates, general stupidity. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:24 Jul 08, 2011 <-- 'Nuff said. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 21:30 July 8, 2011 (UTC) Killit. Now. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:07, July 9, 2011 (UTC)  Ewwwwwwwww Disgusting---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC) What the.....shit? It's one of the most crappiest articles i ever seen! Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 06:26, July 9, 2011 (UTC) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:15, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Its "Best By" date has expired. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:14, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Pascal's Triangle

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	lolrandom – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:22 Jul 08, 2011 Members supporting the Chinese Communist party should NOT read this  shitty article! OH SHIT!!! Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 06:30, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Too short and random.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:57, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Junior uncyclopedia. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:12, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Oh wow ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:46, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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If statement

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	I am a tremendous geek. This article does not amuse me at all. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 05:03 Jul 09, 2011 big poopie Kill it---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:08, July 9, 2011 (UTC) *If* "article" = *crap,* /combine "article" with C4, then  /Detonate. Optional command: /roast:marshmallows. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:14 July 9, 2011 (UTC)  不符合中华民族共和国搞笑词条要求! Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 06:09, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Google translation: "Does not meet the Chinese national requirements for funny articles." Nice! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 06:19 July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. no ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:10, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Image file formats

Score: 8
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (8)	It doesn't get much more random than this. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:49 Jul 09, 2011 Totally Incredible Funny F**k -- The Zombiebaron 04:52, July 9, 2011 (UTC) ??? It seems we are in the midst of the Grand Huff of 2011. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 04:56 July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. The cabal wishes it---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:01, July 9, 2011 (UTC)  Oh shit! Something crappy. Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 06:12, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I laughed at how bad it was! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:11, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Eew. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. An article about image file formats with NO ACTUAL IMAGES! Unless you count the stick figures at the bottom. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:21, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Ye oldie english pub names that should exist but don't

Score: 9
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (9)	Delete. I have more of these dumb lists, I will be listing them as soon some older votes end. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:39, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. There are such things as good lists. This isn't one.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. by listing the names, the names are no longer non-existent, but merely unused. Therefore, to protect the humor in pub names that should exist but don't, this article should be deleted. --Mn-z 12:06, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. AS per above.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:51, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Not feeling merciful anymore. Plus, I hate these articles... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:48, July 9, 2011 (UTC) I know, let's make up a bunch of pub names based on animals, fruits and vegies, body parts, mythical animals, sports, historical figures, and other miscellania, and call it an article. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:14, July 9, 2011 (UTC)  炸 毁 此 词 条! So lame, i want it to be detonated quickly! It's a piece of crap! Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 23:28, July 9, 2011 (UTC) So bad I wasted 20 seconds of my time to raise the number of againsts to 8. ~  Talk 03:34, 10 July 2011 (UTC) Delete. Nothing but a list; not even a paragraph..... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:21 July 10, 2011 (UTC)
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List of melee weapons that don't exist, but should

Score: 9
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (9)	Delete. I hate lists, especially if their subjects don't exist but should. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:36, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. not funny and loaded with clutter. --Mn-z 12:08, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete One of the worst articles I have ever seen on here. How can a melon be a weapon anyway? mAttlobster. (hello) 12:19, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. An article that exists, but shouldn't. ~  Talk 19:17, 9 July 2011 (UTC) Delete. In Soviet Russia, this article already got deleted....Aimsplode 21:42, July 9, 2011 (UTC) I feel even less merciful after reading another one of these "List of" articles. HATE! HATE! Extreme dislike... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:50, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Oh crap, what the shit that useless articles are doing in our republic? Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 23:32, July 9, 2011 (UTC) ?????????????????????? .....? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:16 July 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Another list for my userspace collection. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:34, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

List of weapons that shoot other weapons that don't exist, but should

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. Thou art not worthy of a delete reason. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:33, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. FUCK! Such a good concept... --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. the topic is not narrow enough and it sub-topic of something not overdone enough. --Mn-z 12:12, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete The first line in the body of this article is: "This might sound boring, and it is". mAttlobster. (hello) 12:21, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Guns that shoot other guns that don't exist, huh? ...Flush! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:24 July 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I'm saving a copy of this to my userspace. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:25, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

List of countries that don't exist but should

Score: 7
Keep (1)	No. Just no. Seijana 10:48, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Rewrite I can easily rewrite it. Anyone joining me? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:57, 9 July 2011
Delete (8)	Delete. This sounds strangly familiar. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:29, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC)  没意思! Oh shit, a crappy article. Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 11:12, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. the combined crappiness of several dozen articles that shouldn't exist but do. --Mn-z 12:19, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete 'Articles that exist but should not'. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:27, July 9, 2011 (UTC) No rewrite The article is pretty much IP's, and it's plainly unfunny. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:04, 9 July 2011 No. Just no. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:27 Jul 09, 2011 >.< ~  Talk 03:36, 10 July 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I'm saving a copy of this to my userspace. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:25, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Hillel

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	oh boy 2005 cruft at its worst. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:07, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Full of cruft ad red links.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 14:01, July 9, 2011 (UTC) QVFD Escapee. I don't think this was a very good topic to write on... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:52, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. go awat=y,--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Titanic (movie)

Score: 6
Keep (1)	Keep. Does no one else like stuff that I like!? Seijana 10:50, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (7)	Horrid. Need proof? "Titanic (the movie) is a feature film directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Orlando Bloom and Jet Li with a cameo appearance by Robocop." --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:38, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. no ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:08, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Shit! What the.... Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 11:14, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Metioing the Busch Administration in an article like this is just stupid. Stupid Democrat.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 14:05, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Random and totally unrelated to the movie. Also, short and stubbish. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:22, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Not good. Not good at all... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:16, July 10, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. I now have another entry for my userspace Hall of Shame. Feel free to send noobs there when they write about Chuck Norris. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:13 July 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I don't know if this article is bad enough to be axed, but I am confident that a movie titled There's Just Something About Your Nostrils could be awesome. --Sloublues 16:41, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Bitch Disease

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	No redeeming value. I could find no humor, even after reverting all the cruft. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 20:31 July 8, 2011 (UTC) Delete Genuinely hopeless execution. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:36, July 8, 2011 (UTC) Makes no sense That's no disease, that's just natural girl behavior.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:57, July 9, 2011 (UTC)  夜 袭 阳 明 堡! I hate articles with "bitches" in them! Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 06:45, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. ....the author of this article needs a good slap! -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:10, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Camp Fuck You Die

Score: -1
Keep (9)	Strong keep. Yes, it's awful, but it's an in-joke, and to delete it would mess with the continuity of the site. How many articles link to this? If we redirect it to something else those links won't make any sense. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 16:04 July 6, 2011 (UTC) This is sacred! --EMC [TALK] 16:53 Jul 6 2011 Er... I'm just going to go against my better judgment and say Keep. because it's an in-joke. -- 17:04, July 6, 2011 (UTC) Yeah -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:54, July 6, 2011 (UTC) Keep.-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:11, July 6, 2011 (UTC) Strong keep. This-is-staying. Seijana 05:19, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Although its a long article, i agree with TheSlyFox and i'm gonna go for Strong keep.. -- Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 01:13, July 8, 2011 (UTC) Keep mAttlobster. (hello) 20:34, July 8, 2011 (UTC) Keep. because I like band-wagoning. --Mn-z 12:20, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (8)	This is terrible. 1234 ~ 05:05, 6 July 2011 Delete. Zombiebaron. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:09, 6 July 2011 Keep for some obscure reason that has to do with helping worthless editors feel good. Nah, I'm just messin'. Kill. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 05:10 Jul 06, 2011 Delete. Wow... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:10, July 6, 2011 (UTC) NOT WANT -- The Zombiebaron 05:11, July 6, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Article Fuck you die. lol---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 14:54, July 6, 2011 (UTC) Eww, a spider... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 05:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. More navelism. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:50, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	But isn't this some kind of in-joke? -- 11:52, July 6, 2011 (UTC) An in-joke? That's usually an appropriate delete reason in of itself. 1234 ~ 16:09, 6 July 2011 Actually, there's this rule about not nomming in-jokes. Not that I'm saying said rule should be applied in this case. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:01, 6 July 2011 In a sense, but not really. It's an in-joke about something outside of Uncyclopedia rather than something within Uncyclopedia. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:54 Jul 06, 2011 The joke is that people always vote to keep it on VFD for no reason. -- The Zombiebaron 05:08, July 7, 2011 (UTC) That is the best injoke of all time -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:51, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Agreed. I have a joke VFD template ready for it, so that the world will know. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 21:04 July 8, 2011 (UTC) BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 12:25, July 9, 2011 (UTC) 'Reasons' are for girls. Quick uninformed nee-jerk decisions is what keep this world spinning. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:40, July 8, 2011 (UTC) Kept for some other reason -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:38, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Kablam

Score: -2
Keep (9)	Strong keep I actually think that was funny. I love it. It should be on VFH] instead.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:23, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Strong keep - this is important to other feature articles, and deleting it would mess those articles up.- What's the good in doing that??-Funnybony    23:17, Jul 5 What they said. --Scofield & Dudes 07:31, July 6, 2011 (UTC) Very very very strong keep. This is one of the first article's I ever read on here. -- 12:07, July 6, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Love the picture!-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:14, July 6, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Nice ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:18, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Bandwagon Keep. Why not? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 14:52 July 7, 2011 (UTC) '保卫该词条!' It's so freakin' awesome! -- Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 01:17, July 8, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Nine's a charm. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:09, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (7)	Kill it, redirect to Onomatopoeia or something similar. Jokeless, purposeless one-picture stub, and the picture itself also happens to be older than the internet. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:16, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete as ugly, stupid, and unoriginal. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:30 Jul 05, 2011 Per above(s). --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:36, July 6, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 09:14, 6 July 2011 Delete. ~  Talk 04:59, 7 July 2011 (UTC) Delete. The Finger Did It. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:54, July 7, 2011 (UTC) DElete Isn't an article. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:32, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Important to other featured articles? Wha? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 07:54 Jul 06, 2011 At least these two articles use this page, Post Apocalypse - FA, Fatima asks UnWikiAnswers--Funnybony    09:10, Jul 6 It doesn't seem important per se. Linked from, maybe. But not important. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:56 Jul 06, 2011 Kept for some reason -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:38, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Aguilera or her

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Smite. Listy listy listy listy. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:27 July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Empty shirt. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:46, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Where's the images? Images make the article better. Oh, and don't get me started on spelling... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 18:36, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 20:51, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Big poopy. Kill it.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:56, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	In other news today, something not at all related to Sonic the Hedgehog has made its way to VFD. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:27 July 7, 2011 (UTC) It seems it's almost done. Now, what of the other two Sonic articles? --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 04:51, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Sonnet the Hedgehog

Score: 8
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (8)	i don't get it --Roman Dog Bird 02:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC) UN:FAIL ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. My. Eyes. Burn. Some. One. Must. Die!---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:32, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. You do NOT fuck with The Bard. ~  Talk 05:15, 7 July 2011 (UTC) The Great Article Purge of 2011. This needs an article... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 05:25, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Can I compare thee to a pile of crap? Thanks. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:33, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 21:02, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Isn't it supposed to be Sonic the Hedgedog? Oh shit!!-- Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 09:01, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I can't bring myself to vote "Delete" on something that had such a good concept. Alas, it will likely never be more than wasted potential. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:33 July 7, 2011 (UTC) I completely agree--Xamralco 23:47, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Rouge the Bat

Score: 8
Keep (0)	# Bat Fuck Insane -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:43, 7 July 2011
Delete (8)	ohhhhhh booooooyyyy --Roman Dog Bird 02:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC) UN:FAIL ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 02:48, 7 July 2011 Bat Fuck Insane I read it, it's not funny. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:54, 7 July 2011 Eyeballfork. ~  Talk 05:13, 7 July 2011 (UTC) Delete. Slop. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:39, July 7, 2011 (UTC) I hate bats, and I hate Sonic even more. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 18:39, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--Xamralco 23:49, July 7, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate!Oh crap!!-- Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 09:04, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I feel iffy about votin to delete it since I reviewed this and thought it had a good future. Unless someone gives me a reason to vote delete on it---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:37, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Knuckles the Echidna

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	sonic --Roman Dog Bird 02:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC) UN:FAIL ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Headdesk. ~  Talk 05:12, 7 July 2011 (UTC) Euthanize. Man, that's just sad. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:17 July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. A life immaterial. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:41, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Dr. Robotnik

Score: 5
Keep (1)	Keep. Fuck you. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:40, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	poop poop poop pooop --Roman Dog Bird 02:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC) UN:FAIL ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Facepalm. ~  Talk 05:11, 7 July 2011 (UTC) Delete.Stamp this madness out. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:12, July 7, 2011 (UTC) WTF did I just read? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:15 July 7, 2011 (UTC) Meme-ridden Sonic articles make me vomit (blood)... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 18:32, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Amy Rose

Score: 5
Keep (1)	Keep. this one is better than average. --Mn-z 21:06, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	--Roman Dog Bird 02:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC) UN:FAIL ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC) My god, there are so many of these. ~  Talk 05:10, 7 July 2011 (UTC) Delete. junk. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:10, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Decent premise, bad execution. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:13 July 7, 2011 (UTC) Ro-Man approves of this article's lack of quality. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 18:42, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Metal Sonic

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	*spreads cheeks* --Roman Dog Bird 02:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC) UN:FAIL ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. ~  Talk 05:09, 7 July 2011 (UTC) Delete ALL Sonic-related articles. There's a folder full somewhere... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 05:34, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. The article on Wikipedia is equally abysmal. Perhaps this one and theirs could be merged and no one will know the difference except Sonic fans. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:44, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Dare I say we have another Final Fantasy-style epic fail on our hands? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:11 July 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Mephiles the Dark

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	???????????????????? --Roman Dog Bird 02:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC) UN:FAIL ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC) So much text there. Too bad there's no content. ~  Talk 05:08, 7 July 2011 (UTC) Delete. Another article that can be deposited, unwrapped in Junior Uncyclopedia's waste disposal unit (a black plastic bag). --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:06, July 7, 2011 (UTC) ...... BIN IT! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:39 July 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Wow, this is getting deleted again?--Yoyoddd 03:05, July 8, 2011 (UTC) ! --Roman Dog Bird 03:08, July 8, 2011 (UTC) Well now that I know that you're the one who (mostly) wrote what I just deleted, yeah, it was deleted previously. Four years ago. And it apparently only had eleven edits. So what's your point? --Roman Dog Bird 03:16, July 8, 2011 (UTC) I'm just surprised that it managed to scrape by not getting deleted the first time, only to go up in flames now. That's all. Oh, well.--Yoyoddd 03:28, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Sonic Unleashed

Score: 8
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (8)	who cares --Roman Dog Bird 02:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC) UN:FAIL ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Who writes this crap?--03:34, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. ~  Talk 05:06, 7 July 2011 (UTC) Sonic produces memes. Memes produce IP addresses (most cases). IP addresses produce vandalism. Vandalism makes the admins. angry... KILLIT! KILLIT NOW!!!--Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 05:30, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Gives other, underpowered hedgehogs a bad name. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:01, July 7, 2011 (UTC)  "I'll have a... Meh." I've never played the game, but I can't say it sounds any better than its Uncyc article. If it's really this bad, I pity the unfortunate souls who paid good money for it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:06 July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. What's with all these awful Sonic articles?--Xamralco 23:52, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. OH SHIT SONIC!!!!!! -- Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 01:09, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Chrono Trigger

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	A game developed in 1000 A.D. in Lost Angeles, Wales, Japan. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 05:42 Jul 06, 2011 Say no more. (talk) 09:13, 6 July 2011 Obliterate. Um, what the fuck?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 14:52, July 6, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! Final Fantasy cruft. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 16:06 July 6, 2011 (UTC) Delete. This article looks like the results of a crazy old lady and her floating kingdom/lavos who is really just a giant misunderstood grub that wanted to be a porcupine. --EMC [TALK] 17:03 Jul 6 2011 Delete. End to end bollocks. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:51, July 7, 2011 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 18:43, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Invisible Man

Score: 8
Keep (1)	Strong keep. Are you guys nuts!? This is wothy of featured status! Seijana 06:00, July 7, 2011 (UTC) --Roman Dog Bird 08:09, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (9)	This is terrible. 1234 ~ 16:41, 6 July 2011 Make it invisible. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:43, 6 July 2011 Yes it is. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:43 Jul 06, 2011 Delete. Quotes from Oscar Wilde, Chuck Norris, and Mr. T. Need I say more? --EMC [TALK] 17:06 Jul 6 2011 Delete. Make it invisible permanently---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:22, July 6, 2011 (UTC) Scrap it and rewrite from scratch. And probably protect it from recreation by IPs. Alas, could find no better version in the page history. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:35, July 6, 2011 (UTC) So much potential and so little execution. Get rid of it so someone else won't be deterred from making one that's less shitty. ~  Talk 05:05, 7 July 2011 (UTC) ahh dnt feal liek spelig rigt... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 05:27, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. One for Junior Uncyclopedia. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:59, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
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