Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive246

COBOL

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	An article almost as awful as its subject. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:01 Jul 05, 2011 Delete. What?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:15, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 20:27, 5 July 2011 What COBOL? --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:37, July 6, 2011 (UTC) De-1337 --EMC [TALK] 17:01 Jul 6 2011 Delete. ~  Talk 04:55, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Oh my, I remember taking a class on COBOL in college. I found this article mildly amusing but probably not suitable for mainspace, so I copied it to my userspace. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:39, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Didgeridoo Hero

Score: 1
Keep (2)	Keep. Straaaaaaaight. --EMC [TALK] 16:57 Jul 6 2011 Keep and replace with an Expand tag. ~  Talk 04:54, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Liiiiiiiist. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:00 Jul 05, 2011 Delete. Gaaaaaaaay---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:17, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 20:27, 5 July 2011
Comments	Meh Not bad enough... --Mimo&maxus 20:02, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

The Three Little Pigs

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Political commentary that would be better redirected to an UnBook of the same name. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:59 Jul 05, 2011 Delete. As per above.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:16, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 20:28, 5 July 2011 Delete. --Xamralco 22:42, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. ~  Talk 04:53, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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Dead Rising

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Yeah, this is kinda terrible too ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] Delete. Kind of terrible?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:56, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. Listy, crufty... Bleah! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 20:16 July 5, 2011 (UTC) Frank's retarded clothes. The "No Liberals" bit was funny though... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 18:32, July 6, 2011 (UTC) Delete. ~  Talk 04:52, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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TK Maxx

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	Something something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:06, 5 July 2011 Gay Enough said.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:20, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Another variant of "my <insert here> sucks." Gas chambers at the ready... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 19:21, July 5, 2011 (UTC) "WHAT IS DIS NINSENSE ABOUT?" I couldn't have said it better. Somebody must have really hated working for this store. I actually worked for such a place once--I would write an article on it, but it wouldn't pass UN:CM. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 20:14 July 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 09:14, 6 July 2011 Vanity. Anti-random-thing article. Lists. So many reasons why it should get canned. ~  Talk 04:50, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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Bill Richardson

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	Putting it to a vote instead of doing the honors myself. ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] Delete. Too short and random.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:34, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 18:55, 5 July 2011 Radioactive! --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 19:12, July 5, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! It starts out good, but quickly descends into irredeemable randomness. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 20:08 July 5, 2011 (UTC) Redirect to that article about ponies by Dexter. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:15, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I got past the picture before deciding. But not by much. ~  Talk 04:49, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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Peter Jackson

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	It's kinda really shitty, but somehow I feel others might disagree. ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] Delete. Uh no.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:35, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 18:55, 5 July 2011 Per, err, never mind. Delete. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 19:15, July 5, 2011 (UTC)  C4. It needs to go away. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 19:18 July 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. ~  Talk 04:47, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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Dr. Seuss

Score: 7
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Delete (7)	And this, should we keep this? 1234 ~ 08:18, 5 July 2011 No (talk) 08:43, 5 July 2011 Delete. Unless there is a Madonna in the house willing to adopt it, this should go-go. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:22, July 5, 2011 (UTC)  DETONATE!! lol wut? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 13:33 July 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. ~  Talk 17:08, 5 July 2011 (UTC) Delete. Uh, what the hell did I just read?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:36, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Shove the cat in the hat, put the hat in a bag and tie, then throw the bag in the river. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 18:51, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
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The 4400

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	This has an expired fix. Is it worth keeping? Based on the article, I couldn't even figure out what it was. 1234 ~ 08:15, 5 July 2011 No (talk) 08:43, 5 July 2011 Delete. User 'Nacky' has long gone so I doubt if any other contributor will want to build on this. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:14, July 5, 2011 (UTC) ??? It has to be about something... Good luck figuring out what it is, though. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 13:06 July 5, 2011 (UTC) Sometimes, these get too tedious to finish. Now I see the importance of images... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 19:17, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	This is presumably about the TV show The 4400. I've never watched it, so I can't tell how spot-on this article is. I don't see much humor in the parts of the article I skim, though. --Sloublues 13:18, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

List of Sonic Characters Nobody's Ever Heard Of

Score: 6
Keep (3)	Keep. I remember seeing this on VFD quite some time ago, and it was kept, perhaps for good reason. This page needs cleanup, not deletion. --Scofield & 1337 10:58, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Keep. I dunno. Normally, I would vote to get rid of this (in fact, I had a really nice joke about Badger Badger Badger already typed up for it), but Aleister made a good point in the previous nom. Besides, I think this version looks more polished than the old VFD'd version, which isn't very old. I say revert to a previous version and protect from IPs--and somebody who knows anything at all about the subject should decruft it post-haste (I think it's about a porcupine and a badger with multiple tails or something). -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 13:28 July 5, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Not like it's gonna matter, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:03, 5 July 2011
Delete (9)	Delete. The title is a dead give away that this is another shitty list, but its not funny and poorly formatted at best. So yeah fuck this ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:51, July 5, 2011 (UTC) ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:10, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Plan 9 from Outer Space... ...is better than this. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 03:36, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 03:54, 5 July 2011 Delete. ~  Talk 04:51, 5 July 2011 (UTC) Delete. An article that thankfully fully flags its crap content well in advance. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:16, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Lacking subject, lacking approach, lacking writing style; just generally lacking. 1234 ~ 15:38, 5 July 2011 Kerkill There is nothing remotely worth keeping about this. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:56 Jul 05, 2011 Not want -- The Zombiebaron 20:14, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
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Don't Put Descartes Before De Horse!

Score: 5
Keep (2)	Keep. You know you want to... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Keep. I lol'd ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:36, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (7)	I don't really know what the hell this is. I thought someone might want to save it.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:09, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Nope. (talk) 02:33, 5 July 2011 Fails spectacularly to live up to the awesome title -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:34, July 5, 2011 (UTC) Punny title. Too bad the article sucked. ~  Talk 04:50, 5 July 2011 (UTC) Delete. Merge the one line joke with the existing Descartes article? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:19, July 5, 2011 (UTC) What Romartus said. 1234 ~ 15:42, 5 July 2011 --Mimo&maxus 19:59, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Article has evolved significantly since voting, this vote is thus invalidated; re-submit if you feel it's still huffable. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:37, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Category:New World Order scum

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Calling things New World Order scum isn't funny in the first place. Spamming it across pages just makes it less funny. 1234 ~ 12:27, 4 July 2011 Delete. ~  Talk 14:56, 4 July 2011 (UTC) Republicans and Democrats are on the list, but I must vote "death." --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 17:42, July 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I think this category is redundant with Category:People who didn't fuck your mom in the kitchen last night --Mn-z 21:43, July 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Mattsnow 17:44, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
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Benson's 4-D House Of Pancakes

Score: 0
Keep (3)	Eh, who cares -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:33, July 3, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Per above ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:56, July 3, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Duh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:06, 5 July 2011
Delete (3)	Originally doomed by an expired vanity tag, this article's deletion has been contested by its author, so instead I bring it here. I still hold that this is vanity, vanity, vanity, and not even an in-joke, but the article of an in-joke. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:25 Jul 03, 2011 !DED! --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 03:57, July 5, 2011 (UTC) What for? – Preceding unsigned comment added by XDshempXD (talk • contribs)
Comments	Keptflicted by Lyrithya. Damnit! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:30, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Maldives

Score: 1
Keep (3)	Keep. OP is being a whiney fag. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:45, June 30, 2011 (UTC) Keep. I mean, it's ain't great. But it ain't atrocious either. Needs love. ~  Talk 01:20, 1 July 2011 (UTC) Keep. I've seen worse. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:57, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Delete. Skully reverted someone blanking this page. If Skully had bothered actually reading it, though, he would've realized reverting anything at all would be a pure waste of time. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:35, 30 June 2011 Per above. To the Gulag! --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 20:49, June 30, 2011 (UTC)  Sanitize. Needs decontamination. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:26 July 1, 2011 (UTC) What Socky said, but not in a hilarious Belgian accent. --Black Flamingo 22:42, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept, apparently. 1234 ~ 08:17, 5 July 2011

Vegetable Photographer of the Year

Score: -2
Keep (3)	Weakling of a keep. Some pics captions are not so bad, and that's the kind of article that would appeal to younger lads (like 12) so... Mattsnow 03:58, July 4, 2011 (UTC) Could use some more text, but it has some value, I think. ~  Talk 14:58, 4 July 2011 (UTC) Heh -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:43, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Expired tag - worth keeping? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:29 Jul 03, 2011
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Mabel Bush

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Expired tag - worth keeping? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:25 Jul 03, 2011 Not really. ~  Talk 14:59, 4 July 2011 (UTC)  Meh. Get rid of it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 17:56 July 4, 2011 (UTC) Another "My Town Sucks" article. Shall we? --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 17:58, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
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Angry Huffed Article

Score: -2
Keep (3)	Keep. I don't think it's bad enough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:09, 1 July 2011 Keep. The sock has it. (talk) 21:00, 1 July 2011 Keep. Why are you doing this to it? WHY????!!!! --Scofield & 1337 13:45, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Fuck it. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:14, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- The Zombiebaron 17:36, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Redirect page

Score: -4
Keep (6)	Obvious Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:45, 1 July 2011 Keep. looks like what it is about. --Mn-z 14:25, July 1, 2011 (UTC) Keep Not being able to understand a joke is not the best reason to delete it. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:55, July 1, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Per above useres. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 19:04, July 1, 2011 (UTC) Hurr (talk) 21:01, 1 July 2011 <Insert some humorous redirect related keep reason here> -- 03:29, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)	I don't get it ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:43, July 1, 2011 (UTC) I get it, but I still think it's useless. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:08, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:57, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

HowTo:Shoop Da Woop

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	A deletion survivor, but I really can't find anything in there that should justifiably exist. --Black Flamingo 02:39, July 2, 2011 (UTC) Whoa! The start wasn't that bad, but the formatting nightmare at the end... Did someone put the ICU on that thing to warn the author? Delete if there were no answer. Mattsnow 02:45, July 2, 2011 (UTC) KILLIT! --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:46, July 2, 2011 (UTC) Ugh (talk) 06:29, 2 July 2011 *vomits up his intestines* --Roman Dog Bird 19:01, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
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Hetalia: Axis Powers

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	IPs are destroying this article, and I don't think it can recover, since it is mostly IP written vandalized. I'll finish my rewrite sooner or later. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 23:59, July 1, 2011 (UTC) Didn't seem so bad at first, but it did get pretty tiresome. --Black Flamingo 02:39, July 2, 2011 (UTC) As per BF. Some fuck-ups in the first few sections, I have nothing against a list when needed, but not like this. Mattsnow 02:50, July 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 04:13, July 2, 2011 (UTC) Lists. ~  Talk 17:31, 2 July 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Can we create protect this from IP adresses too? They got really mad when I nominated this (and it's pretty funny too). --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 18:12, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

Puppy Huffing

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	*sigh* unfunny and based on something unfunny. (talk) 23:10, 1 July 2011 Delete. Opposite of Kitten Huffing. Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 23:36, July 1, 2011 (UTC) Puppy Huffing is toxic. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:09, July 2, 2011 (UTC) I would sleep better at night knowing that this practice was abolished. Pup 12:28 02 Jul '11 Delete. I like pissing my time away reading from top-to-bottom an article that people say sucks. Kind of a "Don't do that" thing or "Don't be sad, there are worse than your articles." This is one of these instances. Mattsnow 02:41, July 2, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! I actually really like the original kitten huffing, but man, this thing sucks. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:32 July 3, 2011 (UTC)
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UnBooks:Life With The Grues

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Feed it to the grues. This seems pretty bad. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:59, 1 July 2011 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:47, July 1, 2011 (UTC) Feed Socky to the grues (talk) 23:03, 1 July 2011 Yes, please. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:13, 1 July 2011 Give the grues to the Iranians. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:05, July 2, 2011 (UTC) Yawn. ~  Talk 17:28, 2 July 2011 (UTC)
Comments	The concept is decent, but the execution is horrible. It might work if someone extended the scientist's thoughts on each of four days instead of having several days with just one-liners. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:36 July 3, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks:Cookbook

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	It's a bunch of listy subpages! Hurray! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:32 Jul 01, 2011 Delete. (talk) 20:58, 1 July 2011 Should've been QVFD'd, if you ask me. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:06, July 2, 2011 (UTC)  Cook at 451 degrees. ~  Talk 17:27, 2 July 2011 (UTC)
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UnBooks:This is a Sample Nomination

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Say what? Also, maybe we should reconsider some of our Featured UnBooks, just possibly maybe. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:29 Jul 01, 2011 Agreed. (talk) 20:57, 1 July 2011 Bah. --Black Flamingo 02:43, July 2, 2011 (UTC) Per BlackFlamingo. ~  Talk 17:26, 2 July 2011 (UTC)
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Orgasm

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	This just had a significant section that was cyberbullying that had lasted for about 3 months because the page is so bad that nobody wants to look at it. Pup 03:15 30 Jun '11  DETONATE!! Wow... That's bad. The article itself (not the concept) has so much potential. Maybe it should be IP-protected so it isn't recreated like another Final Fantasy. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 04:28 June 30, 2011 (UTC) Blimey... 1234 ~ 09:17, 1 July 2011 That was stupid... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:58, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Redirected to something else. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:41, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

Foast

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Not even cowbell can save this now. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:09 Jun 30, 2011 What.... the fuck. ~  Talk 01:21, 1 July 2011 (UTC) Radioactive! --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 03:51, July 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. An article that's in a sad little world of its own. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:53, July 1, 2011 (UTC)  Flamethrower. It took me forever to actually figure out what the definition of the word supposedly is. Now that I know what it means, it's probably better that the word doesn't really exist. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:11 July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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That time I was nearly raped by a rabbit during my sojourn in Scotland

Score: 7
Keep (2)	Keep. per being mainspaced by the Jew or something!! --Mn-z 23:23, June 30, 2011 (UTC) Keep. poetry 23:54, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (9)	Delete. A Stub, a shameless theme copypasta and not at all funny either. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:21, June 30, 2011 (UTC) This is gayer than Mr. Winkler. -crowd boos-- --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 20:01, June 30, 2011 (UTC) yettie wrote it and mordillo mainspaced it what the fuck --Roman Dog Bird 20:05, June 30, 2011 (UTC) VFD: a webpage giving away free nominations in return for a) crappy articles b) referring friends to do the same – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:06 Jun 30, 2011 Yes. 1234 ~ 23:14, 30 June 2011 Yawn. ~  Talk 01:19, 1 July 2011 (UTC) Delete. This rabbit has the runs. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:25, July 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Mordillo may have mainspaced it, but it's still a mess. He's not really around anymore to share his opinion, so it probably doesn't make any difference now. Yettie hasn't been around for a while, either. I do wish we could stop losing good people... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:24 July 1, 2011 (UTC) If you want to summon Yettie, all you need to do is edit his talkpage. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:33, 1 July 2011 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:44, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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Search box

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Actually, on my screen, the search box is in the almost exact opposite direction as the arrow is pointing... 1234 ~ 15:04, 30 June 2011 Least informative article ever. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:07 Jun 30, 2011 KILLIT!!! KILLIT NOW!!! --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 20:09, June 30, 2011 (UTC) If someone changed the graphic to point in the right direction, I'd change my vote. But I'm way too lazy to do the work myself. ~  Talk 01:17, 1 July 2011 (UTC) Delete.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:26, July 1, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! It's up there! (see comment) -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:05 July 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	...To be fair, it was created back when Monobook was standard, but even with Monobook, it's still pretty pointless. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:05 July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Dukenburg

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	This had some lovely template evasion in 2006. Beyond that, there's nothing interesting here. 1234 ~ 11:29, 30 June 2011 NRV. Pup 11:56 30 Jun '11 DEAD. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 20:03, June 30, 2011 (UTC) Template evasion, how I shall miss thee... not. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:08 Jun 30, 2011 Delete. ~  Talk 01:16, 1 July 2011 (UTC) Delete. Not only is non-notable, it's just another "My hometown sucks" article. I feel sorry for so many people who hate where they live. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:30 July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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America's Funniest Home Videos

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Weak Keep -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:23, 30 June 2011
Delete (5)	It's a giant list... 1234 ~ 11:20, 30 June 2011 Delete. --Mimo&maxus 11:51, June 30, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Lists. Plural. ~  Talk 01:15, 1 July 2011 (UTC) Delete. Listing badly. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:27, July 1, 2011 (UTC) My eyes! (talk) 21:02, 1 July 2011
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Torture Squad: Relish the Pain!

Score: 7
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Delete (7)	Just not funny... and also poor and abandoned and ripe for making... ah, disappear. But I never said that. 1234 ~ 11:13, 30 June 2011 Delete. The English translation of the deleted French page. Pup 12:22 30 Jun '11 Obliterate. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:23, 30 June 2011 --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 20:05, June 30, 2011 (UTC) Delete. ~  Talk 01:14, 1 July 2011 (UTC)  DETONATE!! I almost VFD'd this a few months ago, but decided against it when I saw it was from the French Uncyc (I thought those were somehow protected). -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:22 July 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Certainly not funny in English either. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:28, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:Big

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Keep. Did a little playing with the code and while it's not identical in output gives a similar result, and allows for partial increases. (1 < 1.5 < 2). <big> is not supported by HTML 5. This now will work in pure CSS 3 and HTML 5 now. Pup 11:50 30 Jun '11
Delete (5)	This uses a font tag and according to Spang, won't work using non-deprecated tags. Seeing as font isn't technically supported anymore, we should probably do something with this so people quit using it. On that note, anyone have a better idea than just deleting it? Because that was my best one. 1234 ~ 08:06, 30 June 2011 Wow, this is stupid. Learn how to style, people. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 08:10 Jun 30, 2011 Delete. Provided a bot can fix up the close to 1,000 uses of this template. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:16, June 30, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:48, 30 June 2011 Delete. on condition that somebody replace this template with correct code. --Mn-z 23:25, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. This wouldn't be the same <big> tag that is still widely in use, would it? I'm confused... I can't figure out what {{Big}} actually does. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 10:45 June 30, 2011 (UTC) <big> still works. See? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:48, 30 June 2011 This is transcluded in a lot of pages, albeit mostly user talk pages, forums, and userspace pages. Including, admittedly, about 40 of mine. If we're deleting the template then I'd suggest changing every page that it's transcluded on. Pup 11:54 30 Jun '11 I'm arbitrarily declaring that PotR deleted this and this case is closed. 1234 ~ 09:15, 1 July 2011

Dead People - Q&A

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Plasma Shotgun. Unfunny, crufty old article that doesn't live up to current standards. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 14:23 June 29, 2011 (UTC) Give it to the Iranians. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:19, June 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 03:41, 30 June 2011 Meh. I saw an idea, but I shall retain it in my brain for potential further use. 1234 ~ 23:13, 30 June 2011 Delete. Nadgers. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:30, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:Too many templates

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Keep (5)	In userspace usage. If you check the "what links here," there are several userpages that have this template on them. I agree that it is pointless for articles, but userspace cruft never hurt anyone--at least not that I've heard of. Maybe it should be sent to the author's userspace, de-categorized and redirected from there. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:06 June 30, 2011 (UTC) Keep. I lol'd and userspace it ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:16, June 30, 2011 (UTC) userspace -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 10:07, June 30, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Very useful template. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:50, 30 June 2011 Keep What use is something on Uncyclopedia is not really the point. What is the point? There isn't one - which is the point, which therefore sort of means there is. You get my point though don't you? Oh fuck off. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:49, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (7)	Delete. Do we actually need a template that tells us there are too many templates on a page? I mean, yes, it's self-aware and all, but still. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:24 Jun 28, 2011 Instead of adding a template to tell other people to remove some templates people could... I dunno, remove some templates? 1234 ~ 17:27, 28 June 2011 Delete. (talk) 20:40, 28 June 2011 I've only seen this on ONE userpage. Ever. Euthanize it. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:22, June 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Its a unfunny joke. Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 11:01, June 29, 2011 Delete. colored box of canned humor. --Mn-z 02:10, June 30, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I hate this template with a passion. It practically encourages users to continue adding nonsensical templates. Every use I've ever seen use of this is a page that looks like it's been vandalised. Pup 12:00 30 Jun '11
Comments	Kept. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:09, 30 June 2011

Who killed JFK

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Came across this glittering turd while I was doing a little housework (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 28, 10:12 Naw, JFK's livin' with Elvis, and Hitler's head is in a jar... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:21, June 28, 2011 (UTC) Bye bye. --Black Flamingo 21:55, June 28, 2011 (UTC) So who killed JFK? Let's see: Hitler, Mr. Potato Head, Ronald McDonald and the Enterprise NX-01 all did it together... Is it just me, or did we already know this? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 06:56 June 29, 2011 (UTC)
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Tom and Jerry

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	Just...what? (talk) 01:52, 28 June 2011 this is a disgrace --Roman Dog Bird 04:57, June 28, 2011 (UTC) I thought this was why we had QA... 1234 ~ 09:41, 28 June 2011 Killit -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 11:48, June 28, 2011 (UTC) Let this badly formatted nonsense (bad joke ahead) chase the mouse into the metaphorical fold-out ironing board. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:19, June 28, 2011 (UTC) Too bad, Tom and Jerry could be the subject of a great article. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 03:49, June 29 2011
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HowTo:Force_guys_at_your_school_to_ask_you_to_the_prom

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Delete. This is awful. Awful awful awful. Not one single redeeming line in the whole thing. It sounds like someone read our HowTos and tried to follow the formula, but failed miserably at every turn. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:49 Jun 27, 2011 Pulverize and don't look back. Also, lists. ~  Talk 17:53, 27 June 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 18:22, 27 June 2011 good golly miss molly --Roman Dog Bird 01:20, June 28, 2011 (UTC) Yeah -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 11:48, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment.This was one of the last articles Zana Dark was working on to improve before she got the ban. So now we'll never know if it was salvageable. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:37, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

Ronaldo (The Fat One)

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Delete I'm thinking of writing a page on the two Ronaldos (and how they are really the same player) so I'd like it if turds like this were cleared away. 15:52, June 27, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. I hate this kind of blatant "fat people are fat and ghey" type stuff. Shoot on sight. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 16:06 June 27, 2011 (UTC) Seconded. Or thirded. But "thirded" sounds dumb and a bit like "turd," which brings us back to this article. ~  Talk 16:30, 27 June 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 18:23, 27 June 2011 Delete. Usually, I QVFD my bad ideas, like euthanizing a puppy. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:17, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
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Wilhelm Frick

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Burninate! Utter nonsense from a single contributor about one of Hitler's cronies. I don't have enough knowledge or interest in the subject to write about it, so I tagged this for a rewrite a few months ago. Nobody's touched it, so I think it might just be one of those subjects where nearly every attempt to parody it falls flat. Thus, I say we put it out of its misery. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 06:01 June 27, 2011 (UTC) Yep. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 06:08, June 27, 2011 (UTC) -- The Zombiebaron 07:01, June 28, 2011 (UTC) And it looked so sensible from an aesthetic end. Well, relatively speaking. 1234 ~ 09:40, 28 June 2011
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Willie Nelson

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Delete -- The Zombiebaron 02:56, June 27, 2011 (UTC) Yep (talk) 02:57, 27 June 2011  DETONATE!! Genitalia cruft. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:43 June 27, 2011 (UTC) Destroy. ~  Talk 13:11, 27 June 2011 (UTC) How ya doin', Tex? --Roman Dog Bird 01:25, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
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