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Theories of Human Demise
Ramapo College of New Jersey
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- Weak Keep - I actually laughed at it. On the other hand, I might have been laughing because I was expecting it to suck, and that thought transferred into laughter as I read the rediculousness. Tough call. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:57, Feb. 7, 2008
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- Delete - stupid stub--Æ 00:24, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete I like the "Diabolical Audio Bitrates" line, bit other than that it's pants. MrN 00:28, Feb 7
- Kill - 2186? I can't stand articles that make up arbitrary dates. --DyslexicRetard 00:59, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill This has been on my list of VFD crap for two weeks or so and hasn't been improved at all. --Dexter111344 01:15, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Oh dear. Short, but manages to crowbar in quite a few VFD triggers. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:51, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete. Bin dragin my feet on this one, but it's a one trick poooony, and not that punny. We could redirect to Dragon, and create the same effect. MrN 00:00, Feb 7
- Kerkill I don't think a redirect is necessary. Only four articles link to it, plus Insin's list of VFD stuff and some others user space, and VFD(of course). --Dexter111344 02:19, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. One not great idea coupled with lousy execution makes one delete-worthy article. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:46, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete As per Under user. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 10:00, Feb. 7, 2008
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Title IX
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- Delete DJ Irreverent left this mess in the Lounge. All the classics. Wade through at your peril. MrN 01:26, Feb 6
- Ix-nay. Oh, I waded alright. And I regret it. At first I thought there might be something to salvage here. But this article is just dead. It deserves to be put to rest. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 01:45 6 Feb, 2008)
- Kerkill We have better Jesus articles.--Dexter111344 04:02, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Bloody awful. Redirect per MrN, but definitely get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:27, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
- Out I have no mouse pad, so I use carpet. It makes it very hard to scroll down, and that list pissed me off. --DyslexicRetard 13:53, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
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- If it goes, it might be worth adding one or two lines from this to one of the better Jesus Articles. It will also need a redirect, lots links to this page. MrN 01:32, Feb 6
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- Delete. If only for the template at the top... Also "SphereServer is a compiler for SphereScript, a scripting language". If it's a scripting languages, how can it be a compiler? Now who's the nerd Modusoperandi? :-) MrN 20:07, Feb 5
- Ix-nay per N9000. It makes no sense, and I sorta know what I'm talking about, too. Also, I saw the words Jesus, Stephen Hawking, and New Zealand all in the same stub, which makes for an instantly VFD-able shitcake. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 00:59 6 Feb, 2008)
- Kerkill per above. I don't get is as much as the others seem to do, but this is crap. --Dexter111344 01:17, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Crap stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:19, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete. - Hang on, wait...What? (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 5, 16:54
- Delete. It's real enough, apparently, but it's still an unfunny stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 17:05, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Really not that different to the Wikipedia page (they even used the same pic). It's also not funny. MrN 17:59, Feb 5
- Kerkill --Dexter111344 04:07, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Abstain Seems almost factual. --DyslexicRetard 13:56, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete DJ Irreverent left this mess in the Lounge. It might be black, but it's not magic. Rather economic with the laughs also. MrN 01:54, Feb 6
- Ix-nay. That was quite taxing to read. Anyone? Oh fine, let's see how any of you do following N9000's act. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 02:11 6 Feb, 2008)
- It reminds me of the Babe... -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 03:27, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
- Bury with stake through heart. Maybe that's for vampires, but it's still terrible. Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 03:43, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill --Dexter111344 04:03, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
- Bye Bye The title actually could be a beginning for a decent article though. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
- Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 08:04, Feb. 6, 2008
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- Delete. - Even without the idiotic picture it's still crap. (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 5, 16:57
- Delete. Fantastically random stub with a shite picture. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 17:06, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Wow. Surprising how bad that was. MrN 18:02, Feb 5
- Kerkill That picture should go, too. --Dexter111344 00:43, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
- Lots of effort, lots of crap Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
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- CruftHuff - Ugly, short, unfunny stub --Slavemaster2 18:17, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Keep. It's okay. Yes, as a matter of fact I am a nerd. Now give me back my pocket protector, tough guy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:06, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Keep. I have given it a minor overhaul. If you're not a nerd you probably will not get this one. Not that I'm a nerd either you know... Now who has my stationary set? MrN 13:15, Feb 5
- Keep. Following MrN's reworking. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:44, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Keep if only for the pic caption. yay nerdz0rz! --THINKER 17:53, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Really weak keep --Dexter111344 00:41, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
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Delete - Poor attempt at computer humor (?). Not to be confused with CATS, which I am not nominating for deletion. --Pentium5dot1 05:31, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- DELETE! This is nowhere near funny, and as such, I propose the massacre of this article. Javascap 13:32, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Comment It's invalid anyway. No VFD template on page. That that, anti-nerd! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:04, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
- Sorry, my fault... the one time I forget {{vfd}}, somebody manages a rewrite... but I am now withdrawing the nomination due to the rewrite by MrN9000. I hope I'm not in any trouble. Pentium5dot1 05:33, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
- Not much, at any rate, but don't forget the VFD tag next time. Voting closed. —Hinoa talk.kun 05:35, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
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Fever dog
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- Delete. OK, it's made-up bandcruft. From the title of a song by a fictional band from Almost Famous. Sheesh. And it's dullsville. Get rid. -SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:57, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. - Epic Fail (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 5, 17:38
- Delete. Based on the fact that this article was created on 24th August 2007, and the fact that an article of the same name was deleted from Wikipedia (twice) on 23rd August [1]. Very cheeky, what do they think we are? It's also pants. MrN 17:54, Feb 5
- Kerkill We're not Wikipedia's trash bin! --Dexter111344 00:39, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
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Jamie W. Zawinski
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- Shouldn't we turn this page into a redirect or disambig of some sort? I don't think it's a good idea to create unnecessary redlinks. Pentium5dot1 05:29, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- I don't understand this nom. Well, I don't understand most things actually... MrN 13:17, Feb 5
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Grand Theft Auto: Lego Halo
Jesus: The Video Game
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- Delete Very short. How this survived QVFD I'm not sure. Maybe the Mel Gibson reference did it. It's not funny to me. MrN 18:25, Feb 5
- Delete --THINKER 18:28, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. - Nuke it (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 5, 18:41
- Delete. Crap stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:56, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Blacker than the blackest black, times INFINTY. Although that doesn't seem to be a good thing here....does that make sense? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:05, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill and I like Metalocalypse so much, but this page is an insult to their ultimate metalness. Too bad because it seems to have been written by someone who knows a lot about the show. --Dexter111344 17:02, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
- Strong Delete, I agree with Dexter. -- The Zombiebaron 20:49, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete Most of Metal Bands? feh! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:26, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete - Pretty crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:06, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete - Horrid - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 17:11, Feb 5
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- It's been tidied up a bit since the nom. MrN 16:51, Feb 3
- Abs. yallz decide. --THINKER 18:50, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
- Abstain. Clearly written by a fanboy, but since I myself like the show I can't bring myself to vote against it. It's not terrible. But worth keeping? I dunno. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 23:45 3 Feb, 2008)
- It's just, the guy who wrote this tried to take jokes from the show, but it didn't work. It works on the show, but they didn't translate well into the format of Uncyclopedia. --Dexter111344 22:30, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
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- mild keep Now I see bees I won. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:30, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
- mild keep I think it has potential. Those
Peace Bee Keepers MrN 21:28, Feb 2
- Keep and Improve. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 21:55, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
- Strong Keep all of it is good except for the repetive "Jews, Arabs, Homosexuals, and the French" joke. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 06:27, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
- Strong Keep I really like the basic concept but then I like bees. They're clever and furry. Needs a good rewrite. Sean.hoyland - tak() 05:56, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
- Keep The title makes me smile and although it could be better, it's not awful. mAttlobster. (hello)
- Keep Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:04, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Abs Excellent concept, but the execution is insane ramblings with few funnies. I'm with it if you really want to keep it, but I won't be sad to see it go. --THINKER 01:10, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
- Abstain. Don't really care either way, as I've moved a copy to my userspace already. I may attempt a rewrite. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:19, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
- Kept? - Yes. -- The Zombiebaron 00:11, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete Think it's a town, short, random. MrN 18:43, Feb 4
- Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:59, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill I'd think all 2005cruft would have been gone by now... Guess not. --Dexter111344 03:12, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Short and unfunny. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:17, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
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Fleetway Publishing
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- This is next to suicide, but I was laughing at this article. I will have to say feep, it has a chance of survival.
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- Delete A foul article. Thanks for the poopy nom Pentium5dot1 MrN 21:23, Feb 4
- Kerkill --Dexter111344 03:31, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Destroy "That's an excellent imitation of a good article trying to be a poor article" --DyslexicRetard 09:32, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Dull, and pointless. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:33, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
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The mother rat
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- Delete Short unfunny stub. MrN 19:50, Feb 4
- Kerkill --Dexter111344 03:22, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Just plain dumb. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:28, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Randumb and dull. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:14, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Please delete My head hurts from slamming it into the table, my eyes burn from reading this SPAM (Stupid, Pointless, Annoying, Message) and I am vaugly contemplating ending it all... Javascap 13:34, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete. There'd have to be a damn good article to link to something like that.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:23, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete Another short, old ,pants one. MrN 23:50, Feb 4
- Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:58, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill waste of 7 seconds. --Dexter111344 03:32, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. The scary part isn't that we have a page on Commercial Drive, it's that Wikipedia has a page it. I'm scared. Hold me! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:37, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete. Very old stub. May have had an idea originally, but it hasn't been worked on in over a year, and what's there just isn't funny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:53, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. MrN 12:11, Feb 4
- Kerkill --Dexter111344 21:24, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
- Alas, such a concept brutally killed by lack of execution and progress. Scrap. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 03:26, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Comments Just not sure. I might be being an arse, but I'm not sure it should be removed. MrN 12:52, Feb 4
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- Delete Short bad town article. MrN 18:01, Feb 4
- CruftHuff - Unfunny towncruft --Slavemaster2 18:27, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. While I have been to Ladner, and it does suck so bad, this is a poor excuse for a page about how badly Ladner sucks. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:36, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill --Dexter111344 00:24, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Ugh. It's clearly been vandalized, so I tried to see if it was ever a decent article by looking through it's history. The results were negative. Also, who? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:40, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 20:44, Feb 4
- Delete I had a look through the history also. Surprising that there's nothing worth keeping. MrN 20:47, Feb 4
- CruftHuff - Standard bandcruft --Slavemaster2 21:04, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete. - Funny is better than stupid (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 4, 07:43
- Delete. Short, random, completely unnecessary. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:38, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. We have Al Gore so this can go. MrN 12:59, Feb 4
- CruftHuff After reading HTBFANJS, Slavemaster2 realized this page isn't worth a Nobel prize or an Oscar after all --Slavemaster2 18:22, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete Short, random stub. MrN 17:45, Feb 4
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Solar Pons
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Abs. the author knows how to use {{title-left}} so perhaps we're missing something here. --THINKER 18:59, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Abs. Short and poor, but not completely unfunny. And Tuvalu is an island nation Dex. --THINKER 18:44, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Weak Keep Need's Dave's attention or maybe someone can expand this. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 20:03, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
- weak keep --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:01, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
- Keep -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 06:49, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
- Obvious Keep -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 10:23, Feb. 2, 2008
- Keep Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:09, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
- Keep and Improve. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- KEEP I'd make improvements very sparingly. This is almost Houdini-like; Uncyc's own version of performance art. THINKER approves. --THINKER 01:13, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
- Keep. Don't know why, I like it. ~ Mordillo where is my FUCKING? 10:28, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
- Keep Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:25, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
- Keep, unless there's already a reasonably similar page, in which case I vote delete. Until one is pointed out, however, this stays keep. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:15, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete Short, not funny. MrN 18:47, Feb 1
- Kerkill Who is Dave, anyway? This is short crap. --Dexter111344 03:07, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
- Lame. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:21, Feb 2
- Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 06:20, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
- Bad--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 06:21, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Uhh? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:59, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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“What are you doing Dave?” (Could not resist.) MrN 04:14, Feb 2
“Kept, now close the hatch Dave. Honestly, what are you doing Dave?”
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- Delete Take it to the Star wars wiki. --MrN 23:56, Feb 3
- Ix-nay nerd humor. Hey, what did one Gungan say to the Fett? Nothing, he died! Haha! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 00:22 4 Feb, 2008)
- Kerkill --Dexter111344 00:34, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. This page is lacking humor. I'm fine with "nerd humour", by the way (as I am a nerd. There, I said it. Are you happy now?). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:41, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
- Losers. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:59, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete I don't know how they screwed this up, as astronomy is naturally funny. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:08, Feb. 4, 2008
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- Weak Keep. I thought there were a few lines in there worth saving. MrN 13:21, Feb 2
- Keep and Improve. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- Keep. I edited this, many moons ago. 21 of them, I believe. Ah, good times. If you can read the bit on women's curling and not laugh, you have no soul. Or, you're not Canadian. Same thing, really. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:58, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
- Keep It could use a touch up, but slap an image on it and I see no problems. --THINKER 01:08, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
- Keep Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:17, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete It's something. Town cruft perhaps, but it's short and bad. MrN 18:19, Feb 3
- Kerkill Damn chavs. The author killed himself so his article must die. --Dexter111344 18:33, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete --THINKER 18:51, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 22:26, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
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