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Thursday, November 21, 2024, 14:27 (UTC)
Epstein pal President-elect Trump picks sex trafficking pedophile Matt Gaetz as attorney general
UnNews:Epstein pal President-elect Trump picks sex trafficking pedophile Matt Gaetz as attorney general
MAR-A-LAGO, Palm Beach, Florida -- Convicted felon President-elect Donald Trump ― a longtime friend and accomplice of the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein ― is filling his cabinet with more evidence of his crimes and rapidly worsening dementia, showing the world why the 22nd and 25th Amendments are desperately needed. And what better way than with the law itself? True to his character and principles, serial rapist Trump has selected sex trafficking pedophile Matt Gaetz as his attorney general.

Trump picks Led Zeppelin to lead EPA
UnNews:Trump picks Led Zeppelin to lead EPA
MAR-A-LAGO, Palm Beach, Florida -- Kamala Harris Donald Trump emerged victorious in a shockingly and appallingly close race, and is packing her his cabinet with some of the best people in Washington even more signs of his dementia. Grover Cleveland 2.0 just announced that he has selected legendary rock band Led Zeppelin to lead the EPA in his new administration.
Obama smears poop on day care
UnNews:Obama smears poop on day care
October 4, 2023 (published November 12, 2024)

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey -- America is reacting to a shocking bit of news that will seriously impact the next four years... former president Barack Obama has smeared poop on a daycare.

"I just felt like it," the 44th POTUS tells UnNews at a time when actors and writers are on strike and Joe Biden will obviously be re-elected next year in a landslide and no conservative comedians have made disgusting "jokes" about Puerto Rico.

"Three-and-a-half years of Democratic rule and a normal president is frankly... boring," he continues. "I miss the chaos, the tweets, the dementia-addled ramblings, and the gross attempts at insurrection. They were the worst years of any American's life, but hey, at least it wasn't boring. What's a little poop now and then? Don't answer that."
UnNews endorses Kamala Harris so the real news doesn't have to
UnNews:UnNews endorses Kamala Harris so the real news doesn't have to
Well... so much for that. 248 years isn't a bad run, though.


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