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Re:Ban Patrol

Sorry for that, I saw you create This page does not exist, didn't know of your intentions, and thought of making a little joke. Obviously, it bombed. Sorry if you were offended or anything, I wasn't trying to make you look bad or try to get myself banned. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:33, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

You had me at hello.

You are hereby awarded the

Purple Spleen

For heroic work in cleaning up the Uncyclopedia one article at a time.
  • Alright, I know this isn't what the Purple Spleen is supposed to be for on a nitty-gritty level, but hey. I award this to you for spending the greater part of about 5 days telling me to refresh my brower, and never once giving up that smile of yours. -- The Zombiebaron 06:58, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Ha ha!

Roofiepills.jpg Rabbi Techno
has given you two roofies!
Your arse is gonna sting in the morning!

Ha ha ha!


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Now go play in traffic.

For the rollback javascript. Thanks again! –—Hv (talk) 20/05 19:16


You put an ICU on a subpage of my Sweatshop article. The subpage is not actually under construction, the joke is that the page is not finished and young children are working day and night for little or no pay to finish it. May I remove the ICU, as the subpage is very short as a stylistic choice, rather than a lazy one? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:58, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Why the rapid revert?

I'm puzzled. I went thru the David Cameron article doing basic copyediting stuff, unredding links and correcting spelling mistakes, and my changes were reverted in minutes. I assume I'm doing something you don't consider appropriate: care to enlighten me on what it is, so I can not do it in future? It's just that the article is now all red links and spelling mistakes, and it's going to drive me nuts. P.S. I don't have IRC, email or a talk page, so could you please respond here. Failing that, stand by your window and shout really loudly. 02:42, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks 4 your help

Thanks for your rapid help re: the David Cameron article. Am now attempting to walk upright, althought it looks like the opposable thumbs will have to wait. Thanks again! 03:52, 21 May 2007 (UTC)



I've been cleaning out the Category:Articles to be merged and have merged USA to United States of America as requested on both pages. I apologise if I should have clarified on both edit summeries, however if the articles are indended to be seperate please revert my changes to both articles. MadMax 06:35, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

More requests for undeletion

Hiya - me again. I figure if at least one person other than the author likes these they can't be bad enough for autohuff, right?

Thank ee! --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:18, 21 May 2007 (UTC)


If you look at my first ban you will see that I wasn't banned because I'm a racist (i.e. You're racist) I was banned because of the racist I own (i.e. Your racist), he gets out of hand and starts humping peoples legs, you know what they're like. Call yourself a grammar nazi, you don't have any ounce of grammar racism in your body....

I like your cool name though, it's like the knights of the round table. I bet you have a sword and everything? No.... oh well I do like your... hmmm... will just leave slowly and hope you never noticed I was here. --Dantoller 15:51, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Oooops, wrong geek. I do apologise...
Or maybe not... You banned me, in part for alleged racism? Well if you did see above, if not award yourself a free template of your choice..

Hey, could you put the plastroid article on my page, User: Joseph5626. Thanks!


aaaaarrrrrgh! My baby!! My pride and joy! My article on Edolpsa has been huffed! And It hasn't even been a week! I thought I last edited it on Wednesday!. I was going to finish it today, but it seems I found the charred remains of my grandma, and it looked like someone ran over her with a tricycle! Could you please revert it? please? --The.original.joe.shmoe 17:31, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia JS for unregistered baninated users?

is there a way you can make a js for the anonymous ips that have been banned that will notify them that they cannot edit anything BEFORE they try? because that makes it so that they have warning before they attempt. oh and another feature would be the email the admin that banned that ip function on that page.

ONX 17:34, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

No. What's the point? As soon as they make an edit they're informed of the block instigation. I'm also extremely opposed to your second suggestion, as I have no wish to receive tons of abusive mail from banned IP's. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 17:22, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Bot functioning, is there something eles we can do?

Hi again, Oli. The SckrTrckrBot is alright, but there's a little nasty thing it can't override: that human confirmation forms that supposedly should appear only when the page has external links, but seems to being asked in all pages. Is there a way we could override this stuff for bots? Also, it needs itself semi-protection, as it's a very obvious target to vandals. Can you lend me a hand? -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 18:36, 22 May 2007 (UTC)


Newcookie.gif User:Ljlego has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Forgive the generic template, I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank you for answering my questions on IRC without sarcasm or "you didn't know that? we must excommunicate you!" Thanks.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:24, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, yummy, I rub my tummy!

Pumpkin pie.jpg Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie!
For voting on Gallows Humor

"With your stamina refilled, time to work!"

-- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 18:27, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Top secret offer to join the Guild

So, care to join the Guild of Calamitous Intent, Mister Photochopper? We have cake. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!


Poor Panic Button --The.original.joe.shmoe 00:23, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey, thanks, but what does that mean? --The.original.joe.shmoe 00:27, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Oh what the hell, I'll give you this.
Orange cow.jpg Doug Memorial Cow Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award
Orange Cow
Just because I felt like it.

The Golden Girls

I would like to know why my page on "The Golden Girls" was deleted. What, exactly, was so unfunny about it? It was well-written by someone who knows the show and wasn't just making inane remarks like "Oprah wrote the Golden Girls in 675 B.C. while fucking Barbara Streisand in the ass on Mars OMG LOL!!" I think that anyone even remotely aware of the show would appreciate its humor. If "Charles in Charge" and "Alf" get pages, why not The Golden Girls?

Indiana Tech

Hey, I haven't been here for awhile so forgot to remove the under construction mark, it was actually completed; can you please revive the page? Mordillo= 01:06, 16 May 2007 Olipro (Talk | contribs) huffed "Indiana Institute of Technology" (2.4 Abandoned WIP - mostly complete nonsense anyway) --Viper Snake 19:47, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Hugh Grant

Why did you delete Hugh Grant? I only just started it. It had a construction tag thing on it. It was going to be soo good. I was going to show all my family and friends how great it was. It was my future. And now it's gone. Deleted like the sun.


Sorry about trying to Game the system. I think part of me wanted to get caught.The Oblong Lobster 23:15, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

CVP Request

May you please CVP This page is a fake page caught between existence and non-existance only ever visited by you, Chuck Norris and several other scientologists? It has been huffed 4 times, and soon it will be at 5 times huffed, it seems. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 01:25, 25 May 2007 (UTC)


If you were a Zimbabwean of any kind or indeed anyone with an interest in world politics you would understand that the Chronic Ills of Banarnia is/was a politically relevant and humor-motivated document - it is not racist or patented (sic) nonsense. You may wish to look at to see the relevance - for example yesterday it was reported that a nephew of Mugabe's was arrested having sex with a prostitute in the back of a car - that same man is being accused of infecting about five women with AIDs (EDS in the Banarnia artcicle) - quite plainly you are both humorless and ill-informed and the eminent author of the Banarnia chronic-ills will have nothing further to do with you. Olipro imbwa mugabe. 05:27, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

my point exactly.

QFH Purge

Hey. Thanks for "deciding" to participate in the QFH purge. Here's what we'd like for you to do should you decide to take on this responsibility:

  1. Write that program and sort User:Ljlego/QFH by date and time (if time is too much, just date should be sufficient).
  2. That's really it, but if you want to continue to help, starting on June 1, go to every article on the page mentioned above in VFH history, check its score against the chosen feature, and see if it meets the new criteria (50% of the featured's score). Then, tag the page in question with {{QFA|<date of QFH tag>}}. Delete said page from User:Ljlego/QFH so we don't all do the same thing.

Again, this is all voluntary. Any contributions are welcome and thanked for. Thanks again, Ljlego


I was still making it, and added the banners as a joke for the interim.


Hey, why did my Mansonites page get deleted? I was wondering how long it had to be i thougt it was long enough to be an article. user:Mutlee

That new js

I saw that new js you wrote. You know it can be done with two lines of CSS and a very small modification to {{C}}? I think you could do with learning some CSS :P Spang talk 11:49, 26 May 2007

Ok then. 2 minutes work. Can we remove the redundant js function now? Spang talk 06:26, 27 May 2007

Consume this cookie!

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Now go play in traffic.

For not suffering fools gladly. Well, except the rest of us. We're fools too. We've got jingly bells on our hats and everything. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:47, 27 May 2007 (UTC)


Hey, just curious, but am I now a CUN because of the matrix article? --THINKER 17:35, 27 May 2007 (UTC)


I couldn't help but notice the activity with your talk page... as a curious Uncyclopedian, I wonder: did you make a breakthrough with .jss or something?--Andorin Kato 21:25, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Protect my page

I contacted you because your the only admin currently on Uncyclopedia. Can you fully protect my page, Angus Whopper Smith? That is so know one puts false stuff on him.--Cookies,yum! 22:13, 27 May 2007 (UTC)


Hi, I see you deleted my entry on "single". I know it wasn't finished. Could you tell me the reason for deleting it? Yes, I've read those rules and stuff, but I'm new to all this. Go easy on me.

--DragonFang 22:18, 27 May 2007 (UTC)


--DragonFang 22:34, 27 May 2007 (UTC)


Hey why did you remove my article??

My Reykjavik article?

Why did you delete it?? I can't see what I've done wrong?

Ah yes, I see now. I actually forgot I done that, doh! I was just practising in a way to make sure certain things looked OK, sorry for being an idiot :)

Homework for you

Hey - I noticed that you'd done a bit of deletions, a number of which had been recreated. Unfortunately, looking into the recreations lead me to perhaps the crappiest game I've ever seen, spanning several hundred pages. I took it upon myself to play "bastard hateful admin, crushing the spirit of the user" by smiting this monstrosity in its entirety. Unfortunately, after ~150 pages of deletions, I've run out of steam, and there are still more than 300 pages of this game. If you'd so care to do so, feel free to continue the purge. If not, I'll be back sometime later to continue cleanup. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/28 13:28

Thank you!

So I'm too lazy to make an actual template. Sue me! Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:13, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

That YouTube Vid on your page

That vid is acctually somewhat educational! What's it doing on Uncyclopedia? Jackio 15:21, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

deletion of Henryk Batuta

Why did you delete Henryk Batuta? (I recreated it) It seems like a good starting point for a funny article. I meant to satirize the deletion of the Henryk Batuta article in the Polish Wikipedia. Toothine 20:40, 28 May 2007 (UTC)


Why was Unhelpful huffed without explanation? You could at least show me the courtesy of telling me why in its deletion log or on my talk page. --BranER


May I ask why you tagged the article above with a clean up or get deleted tag? I spent a while writing that article & I thoguht it was at least, mildly funny but in no way the worst article ever like you're making it out to be. It's meant to be in a sarcastic mood, and if you can't see that I don't know what's funny any more... I mean come on! Regards, Spawn Man 04:42, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm... why does this page say my name at the top when it's your page?? Crazy man... Spawn Man 04:46, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
Oh - but what if someone else deletes it not knowing your intentions? In any case, I was going to have another picture with a queen & two knights & a funny caption, but my camera ran out of juice & then malfunctioned when I filled it with concentrate, so yeah, no picture... What else do you think needs doing? I'm all ears, but I don't know what else I could do - maybe a fresh pair of eyes could see what needs doing? Cheers anyway - what a relief! Man your talk page is crazy! That or I'm on drugs - or both... ;) Spawn Man 04:50, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
Nominate it for what? I thought you just said you weren't going to nominate it for deletion?! I'm confused.... Spawn Man 04:57, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
Oh! Erm, would you be so kind as to let me nominate it? You don't have to of course, but I've never had one of my own articles featured, here or at Wikipedia. Unless you're just pulling my leg or something... Anyway, I'll try & work on it, but I'll accept help from you or anyone really to add to it. Thanks, Spawn Man 05:04, 29 May 2007 (UTC). P.S. Check out the note someone left on the article's talk page - hilarious...


yes, I confess, I'm a retard. But a fun retard!!! So, how goes it, my good friend Oli? I'm doing alright! Very bored. In a french class. C'est intéressant! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 12:46, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Oui, oui! C'était amusant. Je ne parle pas le francais tres bon, mais je l'aime plus! J'aime les langues! Oui! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 15:59, 30 May 2007 (UTC)



Could you please put the Plastroid artcile that you deleted on my user page. Thank you!--Joseph5626 16:28, 30 May 2007 (UTC)


Apparentley, you hufed Episode 81. It was actually the latest, newly-started, and therefore short, episode. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:52, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. It will grow. Garunteed. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:56, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

An article that contains nothing but a full stop

This article, assuming it doesn't get deleted, will face many future vandalisms -unless it gets protected. Could you, Mr. I Am Going To Protect This Page Does Not Exist, protect it? -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif

Ugg Boots

You huffed my Ugg Boots article, could you move it to my userspace? I wasn't done, but I was on vacation. Thanks --Hell0ihateyou 14:14, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one

I'm deserving? I'd rather have dessert. But thanks for the vote!--Shandon 04:49, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Research could be useful

Have you been to Fucking Austria

Civil Engineering

Construction does take time, but I do see your point. I will never again write 7 lined stubs. (Flees into shadows)

Nah, don't worry about it.

Giles etc.

will the giles and mccoy pages be unlocked anytime soon? --ThePope42 01:44, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

What are you smoking, chum?

Poor old So So is wondering what ever could be wrong with Long walks on the beach. I find myself wondering the same thing. Why do you hate romance so, Oli? What could have possibly hardened your heart against the sublime beauty of taking long walks on the beach? --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 05:45, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry : (

I'm so sorry. I thought it would be funny to move your user page to this page does not exist. but then I realized it was vandalism & moved it back. please don't have me blocked. i'm new to Uncyclopeda and I promise never to do anything stupid again. Walking Contradiction 06:19, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

I still hate your talk page.

Hey, I've finally got time I think to actually live outside of school, and by that I mean wasting time in here...I wrote an article recently, like yesterday and I tried chatting. I hate mozilla chat thing, and I am behind an impenetrable firewall/proxy thingy, that I can't seem to get around. I did manage to get into however, so I don't know what the deal is. Can you help me oh swammee....and this time I'm actually an hour ahead of you. GMT +1 Bitch! (I'm in Germany) Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png

Oli, baby.

This was a bit heavy-handed, IMO. I realize that Forum topics don't generally go that route, but the topic (and the specificality of its title and text) only succeeded in giving him a big boost in his jackassed, um, ass and, therefore, a reason to continue his asshattery. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:54, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Ah, I wondered where that went. Kind of funny though, you have to admit Modus, denying recognition to the "deny recognition" campaigners...  :-) --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:47, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
or censoring censorship? shut up. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:04, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
Or somethinging somethingelse? I'm not very good an analogies. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:08, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

deleted page?

Hi there! How are you? I would just like to ask if you were the one who deleted the DUBAI page? I wanted to use the texts in it for a presentation but now its gone! Is there any way you could please send me the article's text to my email? Or could you please put the page back up again and i'll try and help to put stuff in it? Please respond as soon as can. Thank You!


oh thank you very much! you saved me! i owe this site something special in the near future! --Mystery24 01:41, 4 June 2007 (UTC)


Question, por favor. I know you're not in IRC at the moment, but there's a bunch of bitching in there and it's pissing me off. Please help if possible. Regards, Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:49, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Deleted Hollister?

Hey, I'm the person that created the article on Hollister and I found out that you deleted it. I'm not mad or anything like that, but I'd just like to know what your reason was for deleting it. Thanks. --Llihac12 20:49, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

History of Woman

Please let me know the reason why you replaced my "under construction" piece with all A's. Not mad (much) just curious. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pieface (talk • contribs)

You gave me heart failure. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pieface (talk • contribs)

Who says?

Did I spell some stuff wrong? I ask this because I don't understand why my "Libertarian Pantheon" article was deleted. Was it too intelligent (I admit the average person may not know some of these people). Where is the text? Zachorious 08:58, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Try this instead

I thought we were going to share in our collective glory....I guess not you git. You got it. haha I helped in your you are basking in it. I'm like the guy who touches up Donald Trump's Tuft. You're Firedddd! Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png

I suck too.

I was just going to create the St. Catharines page on here, and would just like to ask you not to delet it. well just for a few days. If it ends up being crap tell me but otherwise, please don't delet it.



Newcookie.gif AAA has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For unblocking me and setting me straight. ^_^ --AAA! (AAAA) 00:40, 8 June 2007 (UTC)


You know what I'm here for. You huffed my article. geez. The.original.joe.shmoe blahSelfportrait.jpgMUN blender!!

He deleted it because he's a nice guy. I'd have deleted it and banned you for making crap. Lucky you got the nice admin. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 06/8 01:39
Hehe Famine ur so adorable. XD ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:15, 08 June 2007
Yeah... he was on IRC at the time so he might have whinged at me if I banned him. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:59, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
Pansy. ;) —Hinoa talk.kun 05:34, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Hymen basher

What the fuck are you on? A "Holier than thou" crusade? Get a life!!!


Humour is relative. Any way I can revive this page for my own use? What was yer problem with it anyway? I find it hard to take any critisism when you repalce it with the words "Graham Chapman Was a very silly man" and that's it. I was trying to evaluate an analyse his life using wordplay, nonsense and diversion which is, after all, what you tell folk to do on the pump or whatever you're calling it. For example: David Sherlock = Sherlock Holmes (a natural, if not necessarily sensational diversion); any further nonsense from this conseat is both consistant and self-referential. Frankly I'm at a loss as to why it was deleted. All I can think is you're not familiar with the great man and his life.--Crestville 00:59, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Cheers for the advice, will do. Thanks for restoring the article too, I didn't think it was so bad as to be deletable. By the way, what's a "deleting spree"?--Crestville 11:17, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
Its what happens when Admins turn into that sacred force that flows thru the wiki, close the blast shield on their helmets and randomly stab at the delete button without viewing what they are stabbing at. Its an Admin thing. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


I know its been a while but i really wanted that article to flourish so how does it become a full fledged article?-user:Mutlee


What a ridiculously and needlessly confusing procedure... I dislike it to the extreme. You should change the "Olipro" in the Welcome template at the top of the page to USERNAME for consistency. In any case, THE BLESSINGS OF LORD FLUFFY UPON THEE, BRITISH ONE! BEENDALAE SANCTALAE SANCTOBELLUM!


--Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 00:01, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Kittymeal.jpg For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL,
Sanns-sig.gif has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.

Indian Users Category Troubleshooting

It appears that a group of Indians are having trouble with the Category:IndianUsers feature of this website, on which their names are not showing up, even though they have a template on their user page, due to a recent case of amnesia, which isn't letting them use their programming talents.

Please help us. Or you? Or me?

It appears that I too have amnesia. Or do I?

--Maharaja Hdgcfcf | Icons-flag-in.png | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 22:47, 10 June 2007 (UTC)


So, what was wrong with the template? Was it just missing the |Olipro/Archive3 parameter?

And sorry for not signing my last comment. It must have driven you crazy.

--Maharaja Hdgcfcf | Icons-flag-in.png | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 22:49, 10 June 2007 (UTC)


Hey Oilpro thank you for unbanning me your the best. Have you ever offered Famine some chill pills, he sure needs some. Thanks once again--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 07:39, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

A userpage of mine...

03:22, 13 June 2007 Olipro (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User:Andorin Kato/history" (1.B Not funny for sober people. Read HTBFANJS.)

How come? It was in my userspace, and I still want that page around. I'm not saying "Dude WTF you deleted my articles I'ma vandalize your userpage", I'm just wondering why a userpage of mine was deleted.--Andorin Kato 05:01, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

No, that was User:Andorin Kato/Main Page. I copied the contents to the History page and put Main Page on QVFD because I didn't need it. --Andorin Kato 06:39, 14 June 2007 (UTC)


I thought of changing the "I'M A RETARD" bit in the title, but thought better of it because it's funny. then I thought, the bastard probably has a retard filter, and he may not see this message, but then thought, "fuck it, I'll take my chances", so, could you help me out with UnNews fron page? I went away for a few days, and came back to find it broken. Thanks, old bean! Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:58, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

I figured out what happened...

I didn't list the redirect indirectly on the QVFD. My bad. >_< --Andorin Kato 04:04, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

UnNews Audio Team

Hi, I would like to join the UnNews Audio Team. I submitted an UnNews Audiocast yesterday, which is called: UnNews:Police Hunt Salmon Attackers.

Thanks for your time

--Maharaja Hdgcfcf | Icons-flag-in.png | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 15:37, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Huffed First-person shooter?

Why was article huffed?

Could you kindly explain the following:

22:18, 27 May 2007 Olipro (Talk | contribs) huffed "First-person shooter" (2.4 Abandoned WIP)

I couldn't find any VFD or QVFD which sanctioned its deletion. I don't think the article was unfunny, nor is it forest fire week. Ethereal 17:49, 16 June 2007 (UTC)



You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of May 2007.

For going above and beyond anything expected of a new sysop. For utterly destroying any of my doubts on your nomination. For getting the judgement calls right, not just putting the hours in. For my own appreciation of all that. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 17:11, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Why did you make keitei cry? :< —Braydie 17:42, 19 June 2007 (UTC)