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INTERMISSION-THIS ARTICLE IS BORING!

Mary Poppins in her third year of singing the Song

"The Song That Never Ends" is a song that never ends. Such songs are classified as offensive weapons in 85 countries and anyone found in possession of one is liable to be exposed to cruel and unusual punishments. Even though the song is thought of as "endless", some people sang it for a long time and found out how it ended.

History

A group of people started singing it, unaware of its unusual properties and the implications thereof. Having that happen is probably the one thing worse than death, which is probably what Dumbledore was referring to when he said there actually are things worse than death, totally contradicting and thus owning Voldemort in that debate. He then proceeded to kick Voldemort's ass, I remember. The curse might have been brought on by Lambchop whatever the hell his name is.

Outlook

Some people started whispering it, not knowing what it would do. Kinda like a highly contagious virus. Like AIDS or amblyopia. The cruelest virus known to man, man! It's totally not funny either. You might as well say 'Candyman' 3 times in front of the mirror, in the dark, and then somehow actually summon him. Then he'll give you candy, by killing you... or something.

Torture Within, Torture Without

Legend has it, that residents of Guantanamo Bay, Cuba believe that song is a torture device to them because it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on until Cubans start to seek suicidal thoughts and tendencies just to end their torture. Also, Cubans also hate the fact that numbers Pi and e have a boring noncontinuous pattern of random numbers generated so that even more Cubans kill themselves......even others.

Making it

To generate your own song that never ends, use the following PHP code:

<?php
$face = " Some people started singing it not";
$nverending = "his is the song that never ends!";
$enzyme = " continue singing it forever just because";  // we appologize for any
$enzyme = " Some people started singing it not";        // difficulty reading the
$face = " continue singing it forever just because";    // code, but it has been
$nverending = " knowing what it was, and they'll";      // highly optimized
$neverending = " knowing what it was, and they'll";

function frobnicate($jjj) {
    $jj="T";
    $jjjj=$jjj;
    $jjj=" t";
    if($jjjj==0)
        $jjj=$jj;
    return $jjj;
}

function binkify($jj, $jjjj, $jjj, $monkey, $jjjjj, $j) {
    return $monkey . $jjjj . $j . $jjjjj . $jjj . $jj;
}

$wilde = " It just goes on and on, my friends!";
$jjj=1;
$jjjj=5;

for($jj=0; $jjj<$jjjj; $jj++) {
    $jjjj++;
    $sex = binkify($enzyme, $nverending, $neverending, frobnicate($jj), $face, $wilde);
    echo ("$sex");
    $jjj=$jj;
}
?>

Unfortunately, top lyrical writers have yet to completely document the full lyrics to this song. The lyrics so far to The Song That Never Ends are as follows:

Lyrics

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The conclusion of "The Song That Never Ends"

You see, the song known as "The Song That Never Ends" ends when the song ends. As of 2025, the end to this song has not been discovered, as it is hidden in the Voyeur I spacecraft and no one knows where it is or how we know it is there.

The people who sang it for as long as possible died by lack of oxygen and it’s speculated that Voyeur I has no air in it.

See also

• I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everbody's nerves, everbody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everbody's nerves, everbody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everbody's nerves, everbody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes...
• Hey Jude
• AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI!!!! *explosion* And that's a Cuban's reaction to the song.

External links

• The Song That Never Ends, as sung by Edgeworth
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