User:Ubergrue

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Mwa ha ha ha ha!

This user wants to drink your blood!

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Ubergrue.

dudes, i need more templates. also, delete repeats. i dont need em. except the power level OVER 900! thing. and get rid of text.

High Gen. Grue,
has given you a gun. Please fire randomly at will.

This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Ubergrue.

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user's IQ is over OVER 9000!!!!.

This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a mutant.

This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.

…

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

RENT

This space for rent.
Lube available.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Temp

This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

Other users who are Evil Clowns

This user is Canadian
…and mildly smug about it!

This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is December 35, 2007. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

The Burninator!
Ubergrue is hereby awarded for extreme diligence in the deletion of crap. Fear them.

Question: is this page supposed to be about the stuff u cant put on the other articles? i.e. stuff about teachers, friends...?

Shhhhhh! This is a humour free zone.

The Burninator!
Ubergrue is hereby awarded for extreme diligence in the deletion of crap. Fear them.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

--Ubergrue 16:34, 20 September 2007 (UTC)hahahahahahahahahahahah

You are hereby awarded the

Purple Spleen

For heroic work in cleaning up the Uncyclopedia one article at a time.

Member

This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia.
They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass

This person has found a way to actually receive this medal. They should be very proud of themselves for that.

This foul knave hath been slain. If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased.

The great and noble knight Denyiir hath killed Anti-wilde with his/her lance because Anti-wilde is a nefarious evil-doer.

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Ubergrue

User page

I Found Money Award
This poor bastard ended up at Money$ign's user page from
hidden links from various articles. Feel sorry for them. I do.

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

\m/

I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

This user can see what you don't!

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

$$$

This user is a libertarian, so they love the system; specially when the system is a 5-way surround with a powerful subwoofer.

PIELAND

This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
(List of Pielanders)

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.

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This user contributes using DOS.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.

This user can be found on the Ucyclopedia Frappr.

This user is apart of the offical Uncyclopedia Alliance for Cyber Nations. God help us.

This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is ARR-some!

This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you!
Be aware of this user's laser cannon.

The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.

This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money!

This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.

I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

This user is a
Net Authority Violator

This member is crazy ass psycho and may suffer from ADHD HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!!!!

TEMPLATE

“This is a template.”

— Captain Obvious

WARNING: This page possibly contains adult content not suitable for children or small mammals.

Bookmark it quickly, before anyone sees you.

This article is a complete, irredeemable rickroll. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, amuses at the pelvis, and is an unfunny paki.
If you attempt to quantify this, you will most brazenly remix yourself.
Or the submitter will absolve your goose egg!!!!!!

Spock is glad to announce that:

This page contains astronomical quantities of pseudo scientific data and therefore, in accordance to the primary directives, the writers gained this useless template for their trouble.

Somebody set up us the bomb

This page makes no sense whatsoever, and has caused the heads of various people to asplode. You can save these people by popping it full of lead, and featuring it on Animal Planet, yo! Also, your hair is showing.

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EBG13-A

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This mathematical user loves pi

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This user does not know how to shot web.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

simp

This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on their userpage!

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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.

CENSORED

This page is censored because an authoritarian regime claims that it is for your own good.
However, you can still view this page's censored content by highlighting or hovering the mouse over text. You can also press control A or command A on a mac to view all of its content whether the content is censored or not.

This article was written about a chickenhead.

The author knows this because he has frequently "chatted" with Ubergrue at the meetings.

Computer Virus!

Do not delete this template or a Virus will enter your computer

The content of this article has been classified by the FCC as OMGWTF.

Please stop reading or risk SEHS.

Warning: This page is or discusses a loony and/or nutty conspiracy theory of which Uncyclopedia vehemently denies knowledge and existence.

The black helicopters are ^not _^on their way.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

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usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!

No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

BS

This userpage is bullshit.

IP

Ubergrue's IP is 127.0.0.1.

This user is ~~stupid and gay~~ an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.

This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

1+

This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This area has been intentionally left blank

Except for this message box
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!

This page is a piece of crap. The author acknowledges this fact.

CRIMETHINK

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At some point in the distant past this article referred to a current event.

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18,348 users are currently castrated, paralyzed, infected with Herpes, and/or disfigured.
If you just got here and are feeling dizzy or you lost a pint of blood from the stump where your arm used to be, please stumble away and call for help, lay down in the gutter and pass out.

Heads up, good buddy!

The image to the left is actually a delicious candy lozenge that peels off the screen and then melts in your mouth. Its soothing effects should make this article easier to swallow.

The neutrality and factual accuracy of this article are disputed.

This article is a freak of nature. Please point and laugh at it on its talk page.

Do not remove this template.

Warning to Will & Grace watching Americans:

If you’re thirsty for Humor then this page is a mirage. Only dry Humour is allowed here. (no fart jokes allowed)

This page is likely to be eaten by a grue.

We suggest you protect yourself or play a game of Zork: The GReat Underground Empire before it eats you too.

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.

中共

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

This user is a member of DiZ's
inner circle. Fear them.

This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse.

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Jesus loves this user,
and has blessed this page.

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subliminal!

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates Its return.

This user be a follower of the FSM.

This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.

This user, Ubergrue, is a genuine Puppet Master.

This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under approximately 3 – 3000 pseudonyms.

Serious zone: The following section contains no jokes. Don't expect any laughs.

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Do not decide whether to leave your house, shelter or vehicle based on Uncyclopedia information. In fact, do not decide to do anything in your life based on Uncyclopedia information. Except if we tell you to leave the area. Because staying in the path of a 120-mile-per-hour hurricane is beyond DUMB.

End of serious zone: Prepare for jokes in bad taste. You have been warned.

This article may contain one or more inaccuracies or does not cite all of its sources. ^{[citation needed]}

The author(s) must promptly be executed. ^{[This Can't Be True]} Uncyclopedia contains no inaccuracies. ^{[ask your parents]}

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