User:Ubergrue

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		Mwa ha ha ha ha! This user wants to drink your blood!

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dudes, i need more templates. also, delete repeats. i dont need em. except the power level OVER 900! thing. and get rid of text.

High Gen. Grue,
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This user's IQ is over OVER 9000!!!!.

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This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a mutant.

This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.

…

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

RENT

This space for rent.
Lube available.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Temp

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This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

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This user is Canadian
…...and thinks you're a hoser!

This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is December 35, 2007. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Question: is this page supposed to be about the stuff u cant put on the other articles? i.e. stuff about teachers, friends...?

Shhhhhh! This is a humour free zone.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

--Ubergrue 16:34, 20 September 2007 (UTC)hahahahahahahahahahahah

You are hereby awarded the

Purple Spleen

For heroic work in cleaning up the Uncyclopedia one article at a time.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass

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This foul knave hath been slain. If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased.

The great and noble knight Denyiir hath killed Anti-wilde with his/her lance because Anti-wilde is a nefarious evil-doer.

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Ubergrue

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I Found Money Award
This poor bastard ended up at Money$ign's user page from
hidden links from various articles. Feel sorry for them. I do.

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

\m/

I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

This user can see what you don't!

Sense

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And is a suspect of terrorism

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

$$$

This user is a libertarian, so they think you would have been better off have been aborted, fundie!

PIELAND

This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
(List of Pielanders)

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.

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This user contributes using DOS.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.

This user can be found on the Ucyclopedia Frappr.

This user is apart of the offical Uncyclopedia Alliance for Cyber Nations. God help us.

This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is ARR-some!

This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you!
Be aware of this user's laser cannon.

The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.

This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money!

This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.

I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

This user is a
Net Authority Violator

This member is crazy ass psycho and may suffer from ADHD HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!!!!

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If you excruciate to excruciate this you will most nonchalantly ruminate yourself.
Or the submitter will optimise your vandalism!!!!!!

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This page contains astronomical quantities of pseudo scientific data and therefore, in accordance to the primary directives, the writers gained this useless template for their trouble.

Somebody set up us the bomb.
For great justice take off every 'zig'.

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EBG13-A

Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13.

This mathematical user loves pi

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user does not know how to shot web.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

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This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on their userpage!

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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.

CENSORED

This page is censored because an authoritarian regime claims that it is for your own good.

However, you can still view this page's censored content by highlighting or hovering the mouse over text. You can also press control A or command A on a mac to view all of its content whether the content is censored or not.

This article was written about a chickenhead.

The author knows this because he has frequently "chatted" with Ubergrue at the meetings.

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Do not delete this template or a Virus will enter your computer

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		This page is or discusses a loony and/or nutty conspiracy theory of which Uncyclopedia vehemently denies knowledge and existence. The black helicopters are ^not _^on their way.

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usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!

No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

BS

This userpage is bullshit.

IP

Ubergrue's IP is 127.0.0.1.

This user is ~~stupid and gay~~ an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.

This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

1+

This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This article has been intentionally left blank
Except for this message box claiming blankness
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!

This page is a piece of crap. The author acknowledges this fact.

CRIMETHINK
Minitrue mark article doubleplusungood crimethink. Miniluv remake goodthink fullwise.

Heads up, good buddy!

The image to the left is actually a delicious candy lozenge that peels off the screen and then melts in your mouth. Its soothing effects should make this article easier to swallow.

The neutrality and factual accuracy of this article are disputed.

This article is a freak of nature. Please point and laugh at it on its talk page.

Do not remove this template.

Warning to Will & Grace watching Americans:

If you’re thirsty for Humor then this page is a mirage. Only dry Humour is allowed here. (no fart jokes allowed)

This article is likely to be eaten by a grue. I suggest you
protect yourself or get low before it eats you too.

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.

中共

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

This user is a member of DiZ's
inner circle. Fear them.

This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse.

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

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subliminal!

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates Its return.

This user be getting drunk on his booty..

This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.

This user, Ubergrue, is a genuine Puppet Master.

This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under approximately 3 – 3000 pseudonyms.

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		This article is really incofuckingherent and is a disgrace to the Internet. We suggest that you vote it the ~~Featured Article~~ VFD immediately.

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If you are offended by this article, consider reading this instead!

Jesus Loves This Page

The Jee Man Himself has Shown, in His infinite Wisdom, that He is the Ultimate Purveyor of all things Awesome, Nifty, Spiffy, and generally Interesting. He has personally Reviewed this page and Given His Blessing. The submitter may be Forgiven three venial sins or one mortal sin.

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BROTRR

This user is a proud Rigist.

This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."

This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

RAS

This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.

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This user was the millionth visitor to a popular web site.

This user is a complete, irredeemable Audi. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and throw at a hotdog waffle.

no cowbell

This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!

This user will give you a seizure.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This page is approved by the Marty Man himself

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (H²G²) classified this page as mostly harmless

Anything you may experience while reading it is entirely your fault . . . guv.

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This article has many insightful or otherwise very deeply meaningful quotes by men that don't usually say smart or deep things. It is recommended that the quotes be copyrighted or Confucius may steal them for his nefarious purposes. "May the force be with you".

This article is BS.
Quit fucking around and please
add some actual "content" to it.

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Would you add some?

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

This user is cooler than you.

1337

This user is elite.

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subliminal!

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

sub

subliminal!

This user should not be trusted.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

Right about now, this user is a funk soul brother.

This user believes that admins
are control freaks.

NO

This user doesn't care.

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.

hey!

The above wasn't my fault!

This user is addicted to video games.

This user is an adventurer.

This user can drift and beat D.K.

"This article has too many pastel-shaded boxes"

It may be hazardous to your health, if you are a jock.

This article is patent sense, and fails to meet the required standard of being devoid of meaningful content.
Please be a valiant and trustworthy Uncyclopedia editor and rectify this problem immediately.

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Please, remove some of the worse ones and clean it up a mite. With fewer pictures maybe someone'll steal a glance at the text. If this page is not fixed in 30 days, it may become a candidate for deletion.

The writer of this article is a pinko/lefty and has an outrageous liberal UK-centric outlook.

They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)

THÏS ÄRTÏCLË RÄẄKS
Höẅëvër, ït nëëds mörë ümläüts.

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"Ubergrue" is considered to be a sacred word by the followers of the Christian faith. In order to prevent excessive bitching and the invasion of other countries, please do not speak it in front of them.

They've found us! Quick, run! Burn the evidence!

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This page has too few signatures. Please add more.

UncyclopediA.

This page does not have enough templates.

Please add some

This page

has way too many

images, most of which have

nothing to do with the article. Please

try improving the

scripture to picture ratio.

You could have only gotten here if you knew the password. Do not tell anybody or you will get nuked!

The factual accuracy of this article is disputed, or so they claim.

Do you really believe this nutjob? Discuss it on the talk page.

The factual accuracy of this article is absolutely indisputable.

Who are you going to trust: this Uncyclopedia article, or your lying eyes?

	You have won the Urkel Heart! This Uncyclopedian is very smart, annoying, and wears suspenders.

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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

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This is a vanity page

This page is a shameless example of egotism and is completely worthless. The author is pretty darn hot, though. You have to admit that.

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to your health and may cause cancer.

This user's head A SPLODE.

.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT

ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.

This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

This user has eye beams.

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun.

my mood ring

imaginative
wondering
thoughts
ok feeling

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Z

This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Z2

This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

A x2

This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

ABYSS x?,???

This user IS The Abyss.

Zork

This user edits the Zork trilogy.

Abyss

This user edits The Abyss.

This user edits Grueslayer.

TA

This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

    Domain ID:AAAAAAAAA!
    Domain Name:http://en.uncyclopedia.co
    DNS Info: A very accurate source of information.
    Registrant:Created by Oscar Wilde in 1865 BC
    Admin name:Oscar Wilde
    Admin name:Chronarion
    Server Overlord:Sophia
    Tech and DNS support:Learn how to be funny and not stupid

笨蛋

这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么.

TAILS

bu-A

This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.

Typo
X

This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.

MS-3

This user speaks their mind quite often. Be careful what you wish for.

Congratulations You have won the Unsung Hero Award!

Of course once you earn this award you are no longer "Unsung." Therefore the award is invalid as soon as it's awarded. So enjoy your non-award.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Congratulations! You have reached the End of the Internet! Where would you like to go? East? West? North? South? Outside?
Now, go away, because I'm afraid that this article could asplode at any second and this template is no moon.
Note: This article is Bob Barker-approved. Really, it is.

“I've already reached the End of the Internet! Sadly, I had only got DSL a year before I reached it.”
~ Richard M. Stallman on The End of the Internet

Sign the EOTI guestbook!

This user is adorable.

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