User:Ubergrue

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Ubergrue.

dudes, i need more templates. also, delete repeats. i dont need em. except the power level OVER 900! thing. and get rid of text.

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High Gen. Grue,
has given you a gun. Please fire randomly at will.

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Ubergrue.

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Ubergrue.

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Ubergrue.
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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is December 35, 2007. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.


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Ubergrue is hereby awarded for extreme diligence in the deletion of crap. Fear them.

Question: is this page supposed to be about the stuff u cant put on the other articles? i.e. stuff about teachers, friends...?

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Shhhhhh! This is a humour free zone.
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Ubergrue is hereby awarded for extreme diligence in the deletion of crap. Fear them.
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Now go play in traffic.

--Ubergrue 16:34, 20 September 2007 (UTC)hahahahahahahahahahahah

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You are hereby awarded the

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For heroic work in cleaning up the Uncyclopedia one article at a time.
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The great and noble knight Denyiir hath killed Anti-wilde with his/her lance because Anti-wilde is a nefarious evil-doer.


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“This is a template.”

 Captain Obvious

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Bookmark it quickly, before anyone sees you.

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This article is a complete, irredeemable Cadillac. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, throws at the pelvis, and is an unfunny faggot.
If you attempt to agree this,  you will most knowingly untie yourself.
Or the submitter will enumerate your idiot!!!!!!

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Somebody set up us the bomb
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This page makes no sense whatsoever, and has caused the heads of various people to asplode. You can save these people by popping it full of lead, and featuring it on Animal Planet, yo!  Also, your hair is showing.
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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This page is censored because an authoritarian regime claims that it is for your own good.
However, you can still view this page's censored content by highlighting or hovering the mouse over text. You can also press control A or command A on a mac to view all of its content whether the content is censored or not.


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This article was written about a chickenhead.

The author knows this because he has frequently "chatted" with Ubergrue at the meetings.


Computer Virus!

Do not delete this template or a Virus will enter your computer

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The content of this article has been classified by the FCC as OMGWTF.

Please stop reading or risk SEHS.


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NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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This userpage is bullshit.
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Ubergrue's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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This area has been intentionally left blank

Except for this message box
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.


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This page is a piece of crap. The author acknowledges this fact.


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