User talk:Ubergrue
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Help[edit source]
You requested help on a template how can I be of assistance? Also could you remove the Help template from your userpage? It's just clogging up the category and i'm doing a clearout. Thanks :) 
(Bonner) 
(Talk) Oct 22, 15:24
CONGRATULATIONS![edit source]
You have been awarded the title of Uncyclopedia's Template database, it seems your only purpose is to load up on as many templates as possible. And, obviously as the comment above shows, they work. It is very disorganized... --Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 05:07, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
- Fishsticks. Video Game Dictator 15:20, 25 March 2008 (UTC)