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I will work for food.

HI My name is SECO

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& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭

sub subliminal!

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...and I am not romanian.
One day I was walking down the street when I notices a round stomach and it told me: " JUMP! 7 million lemmings can't be wrong. ". That got me thinking and I remembered the time I was in Sports Bar with my friend Joey Barton and the Holstein Kiel were playing against the Holstein Kiel. I had my lucky number 71 T-shirt on. Thoose were such great times. I remembered I ordered a drink and in the glass I found something that looked like a Myr .

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...and denies their "real" citizenship
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