User:Seco

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HI
My name is SECO
HI





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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭


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subliminal!
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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...and I am not romanian.
One day I was walking down the street when I notices a vast eye and it told me: " Love means nothing to a tennis player. ". That got me thinking and I remembered the time I was in Sports Bar with my friend Colin Powell and the Erzgebirge Aue were playing against the Erzgebirge Aue. I had my lucky number 34 T-shirt on. Thoose were such great times. I remembered I ordered a drink and in the glass I found something that looked like a hamster with a bazooka .


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