User:Seco

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I will work for food.


HI
My name is SECO
HI





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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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subliminal!
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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...and I am not romanian.
One day I was walking down the street when I notices a heterosexual retina and it told me: " The female of the species is more deadly than the male. ". That got me thinking and I remembered the time I was in Sports Bar with my friend Hatsune Miku and the Dynamo Dresden were playing against the Dynamo Dresden. I had my lucky number 79 T-shirt on. Thoose were such great times. I remembered I ordered a drink and in the glass I found something that looked like an Eli .


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This user is €uro
...and denies their "real" citizenship
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