User:Seco

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I will work for food.


HI
My name is SECO
HI





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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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subliminal!
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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...and I am not romanian.
One day I was walking down the street when I notices a trusty pubic hair and it told me: " A husband who gets breakfast in bed, is usually in the hospital. ". That got me thinking and I remembered the time I was in Sports Bar with my friend Tom Cruise and the 1. FC Kaiserslautern were playing against the 1. FC Kaiserslautern. I had my lucky number 96 T-shirt on. Thoose were such great times. I remembered I ordered a drink and in the glass I found something that looked like a Jeep .


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This user is €uro
...and denies their "real" citizenship
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