Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive204

Sunlight

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Delete	Delete. Every bit of alleged humor is a cliche. Besides that, I can't see where this could possibly go. Loopygrumpkins 21:56, March 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Pretty dumb. Romartus, you are usually good for a couple new directions; do you see any for this article? Spıke ¬ 22:09 30-Mar-10 Delete. Kept in the dark since 2008. --Wilytank 00:34, March 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --EMC [TALK] 02:18 Mar 31 2010 Delete - partially just because I want to huff something :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 09:56, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
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Pastor

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Delete	Delete. --Paizu • Maj. • JStw • MUN • LOB • Crap • WHORE • (Talk) 22:06, 29 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. Stubby and random; offers only the pun between Pastor and pasturize [sic]. Spıke ¬ 22:48 29-Mar-10 Delete. --Mn-z 04:40, March 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Rotsap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:13, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
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Category:Pennsyltucky

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Delete	Delete. 2005cruft category, only used on 1 userpage. --Mn-z 16:49, March 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. No reason why these three sentences need to be in a template. PS--Pennsylvania and Kentucky are insulated from one another by West Virginia, a place that deserves to have a template. Spıke ¬ 16:54 29-Mar-10 Is your vote on the right article, this is a category, not a template. (I was adding nominations when you voted, and that causes the sections to mess up until the page is refreshed). --Mn-z 16:56, March 29, 2010 (UTC) Sorry for my inattention; I thought I was looking at a template. My vote to delete can stand, for the reason you gave. Spıke ¬ 17:01 29-Mar-10 Kill NRV Puppy Monday, 17:10, Mar 29 2010 UTC Deemed useless. It's not even clever. --Wilytank 18:18, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
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Template:USpades

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Delete	Delete. almost unused template, it is only on one page, and that is a list of sectional templates. Also, content is random as hell and the template itself is twice as ugly. The articles on it are either redirects or have been taken to VFD already. --Mn-z 16:47, March 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "Hampshire" doesn't point here (acquiring spadehood in 1776) but to Hampshire County, England. What up with that? Spıke ¬ 16:57 29-Mar-10 Delete. What they said. --ChiefjusticePS2 21:49, March 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. And murder anyone who spells America with a K, unless they can explain to me why that's funny or clever or even has any meaning. pillow talk 22:07, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
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Republic of Cartinfuago

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Delete	Delete. unfunny fictional country. --Mn-z 14:33, March 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. More endearing attempts by foreigners to write in English, but I can't figure out why the article is there, or what it's making fun of. Spıke ¬ 16:33 29-Mar-10 Delete. Some obscure joke about where exactly..? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:29, March 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete. No natural resources. A totally baron piece of land. --Wilytank 18:59, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
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The Scarlet Letter

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Delete	Delete. This nomination was brought to you by Template:Crap. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:33, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. template shouldn't be used in mainspace to begin with. A "don't use in outside of userspace" notice was added Feb 2, 2008. --Mn-z 14:25, March 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Some especially panoramic rambling. Applied legally or not, what {{Crap}} says is accurate, and the correct response is not to laugh along (at the template; can't laugh at the article) but to toast the article. Spıke ¬ 14:56 29-Mar-10 Delete. Read it. Now where is the waste paper basket...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:34, March 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank 19:00, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	(Pooped by Syndrome) Way to go. Someone forgot to put in the VFD template again. I had to put it in. --Wilytank 18:20, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

Artificial (language)

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Delete	Delete. short, unfunny, and poorly formatted --Mn-z 16:58, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Non-native English speakers say the darndest things! Spıke ¬ 18:46 27-Mar-10 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:18, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Abandoned article. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:47, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Ronald Raygun

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Delete	Delete. not to be confused with Ronald Reagan --Mn-z 01:14, March 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Author does not know anything, and does not say anything. Spıke ¬ 01:17 29-Mar-10 Delete. I meant to delete this article a while ago, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. This article was actually how I found out about Uncyclopedia so it has sentimental value. That isn't to say that it isn't utter crap and I'll just go along with the people supporting it being deleted. Loopygrumpkins 01:35, March 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Funny title; crap content. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 02:15, 29 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. I liked the Repugnant Party joke but otherwise this will have to be bye-byes. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:30, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Invalid nom - no VFD template added to page. Therefore, keeped. (Don't forget it next time). --UU - natter 13:33, Mar 29

Panda God

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Delete	Delete. "One day the Panda Gods created Microwaveable popcorn. The entire Universe rejoiced and threw several parties. Afterwards Bill Gates was asassinated." and so on, and so on, and so on. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:30, March 29, 2010 (UTC) ?opedia --Mn-z 00:54, March 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A crazed narrator is no substitute for clever writing. Spıke ¬ 01:13 29-Mar-10 Delete. Panda pants. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:44, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
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The Holy Ghost

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Delete	Nigga Please. No concept. No execution. Spıke ¬ 19:35 28-Mar-10 Nigga Please --Mn-z 19:45, March 28, 2010 (UTC) lol I was going to give them a week before VFDing this myself, but since you brought this up, might as well dump this now. --Wilytank 21:15, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Pligga Nease. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:48, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Wilytank just attached {{Nigga Please}} (Why, please?), enabling me to find the article and affix a template of my own. Spıke ¬ 19:35 28-Mar-10 Moreover, VFD was full at the time when I found this. --Wilytank 21:16, March 28, 2010 (UTC) {{Nigga Please}} is not a "please nom this on VFD" template, (even though it, and several other templates like it effectively function that way, but I digress.) Anyway, you should take stuff that needs a VFD to the Poopsmith's Lounge, or create your own VFD list. Some of the admins don't like the idea of having a "stuff to nom of VFD category/quasi-category." --Mn-z 01:25, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

Taco

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Delete	Nigga please. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 17:52, 28 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. In fact I followed {{Nigga Please}} to this article yesterday and somehow did not pull the VFD trigger--perhaps because it might not be listcruft if it says it's Recipes. But it is. The writing is not clever (anywhere between Chuck Norris and Sarah Palin), nor is it really about anything. Spıke ¬ 18:31 28-Mar-10 Delete. --Mn-z 19:47, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Another article that got lost on its sad,pathetic ramble towards Encyclopedia Dramatica. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:49, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
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Bhakta Thukaram

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Delete	Delete. A quaint beginning descends into rambling and hits bottom with "a Mad Scientist who sold Bicycle Helmets and Articles That Help Control Flatulence When Stuck In A Lift With A Hot Girl (ATHCFWSIALWAHG)." Spıke ¬ 03:15 28-Mar-10 Delete. I looked at the history, and I can't believe this page wasn't vandalized. Wow.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 06:07, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above, appears to be a Hindu saint of some sort, albeit the name is misspelled. --Mn-z 11:43, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Bizarre. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:02, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Castle

Keep	Keep. An acceptable example of the sort of thing that it is. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:59, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Isn't this what [[Game:]] is for? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:04, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Keep. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:14, 22 March 2010 (UTC) I... have no issue with this. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 00:36, March 23, 2010 (UTC) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh --Roman Dog Bird 22:37, March 26, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Who knew crab juice was the key to success?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  27 Mar 2010 ~ 00:15 (UTC) Keep. I see no problem with it, and I actually quite liked it. Loopygrumpkins 01:49, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Wtf? It was fine. This seems like some sort of anti-game bias to me. I liked it a little, actually.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 06:14, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:40, 20 Mar Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 21:20, Mar. 20, 2010 D1337 Puppy Saturday, 21:24, Mar 20 2010 UTC Delete. --Mn-z 03:04, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete Unacceptable example of the sort of thing that it is. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:46, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Weak delete - Competently made, but didn't make me laugh once. pillow talk 19:26, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. The [[Game:]] space may be for things like this, but Uncyclopedia is for funny. This sure as hell ain't funny. In any way. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:31, 23 Mar And I quote the gamespace: "At Uncyclopedia, we pride ourselves in providing genuinely humorous prose for you to enjoy. However, even the most genius of writers will one day run out of creativity. For this, the Game namespace was created." Funny, sir, is not what the gamespace is all about. It's about shitty text based adventures that may or may not have nuggets of funny in them... this particular drek has but crumbs, but that is beside the point. Um, etc. and such. Happy, as much as I appreciate your feedback on this, I have to respectfully argue the point. At the time that YTTE wrote that (I'm assuming is was YTTE anyway) he was creating a portal to show of the best of gamespace at the time, not the entirety of it. Some of the gamespace is worth preserving as it's funny and quality - Zork, Abyss, Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle, Oliver Twist, are examples of good games where the reader is kept entertained as well as having suitable gameplay. Both OptyC and I are in favour of trying to preserve what is good in game, but trying to keep gamecruft for the sake of a sarcastic note written a few years ago is a little extreme. By all means keep the funny, but kill the cruft. (Especially since re-writing that page is one of the items on my ever-growing list of "Things to do".) Puppy Saturday, 01:03, Mar 27 2010 UTC That seems clear enough - Keepted. --UU - natter 13:18, Mar 29

Game:Craps

Keep	Actually, I like this one. Very simple and inoffensive and probably one of the better random generated games that we have. I wouldn't spend more than two minutes playing it, but I see no reason to kill it. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Friday, 02:02, Mar 19 2010 UTC Yeah, I went back and forth on this one. The actual game isn't so bad, but everything else about it is utter shit. If someone were to fix the rest of this, I'd change to keep in a heartbeat. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:21, 19 Mar Keep. It has Belgium in it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:02, 19 March 2010 The way it betrayed Belgium upset me more than anything. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:45, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Keep. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:50, 19 Mar 2010 Keep. • FreddThe Redd • • • 16:52 • Saturday, 20-03-2010 Keep Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 00:25, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Keep. I'm with Puppy on this one.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Mar 2010 ~ 03:40 (UTC) Keep. Based on the game itself only.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 06:16, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:07, 18 Mar Delete before I have to pay up the '1 moneys' I owe. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:58, March 18, 2010 (UTC) delete random number generator/counter. Although, could you do stuff with the offset thing, like use it in an "if/then" statement or something? --Mn-z 00:24, March 19, 2010 (UTC) dur --Roman Dog Bird 00:33, March 19, 2010 (UTC) delete. Definitive randumbo: Craps, like most things, was invented during the Great Depression by Abraham Lincoln to accelerate the spread of national socialism. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:51, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Per OptyC then. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:23, 19 March 2010 (UTC) Delete the whole fucking thing. This is Uncyclopedia, not "badly-made-time-wasting-games.com". There is absolutely nothing funny about any of this. pillow talk 19:32, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Opening article is shit, so that I'd kill but the rest I'd keep. Rewrite - to my user space. Puppy Friday, 20:30, Mar 19 2010 UTC Comment. This game is actually used in kind of a cool way on the Las Vegas article, so I'm not really sure about deleting it. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:14, 19 March 2010 (UTC) Meh. All that's being used is the actual game template (the random generator part). I don't think it'd be difficult to leave that part alone and delete this stupid game. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:58, 19 Mar Actually looking at it a bit closer, it's not even a template. The code has just been c/p'ed onto the Vegas page so we can delete this and it won't affect Las Vegas at all. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:01, 19 Mar The code within Las Vegas has been taken from here, but in Game:Craps it has a few more very cool aspects to it. If I had seen this before I'd written Game:Alone in the dark it would have made that game a huge amount more efficient. This is actually some very, very clever coding, and something I would love to steal from work with. Puppy Saturday, 05:45, Mar 20 2010 UTC Comment. Save the game code as Template:Craps and get rid of the rest. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:04, 19 Mar Ten days, draw. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:41, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

The ROCO

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Delete	Delete. Um um um...just don't get it. AT ALL. Nameable • mumble? 13:05, March 28, 2010 (UTC) I get it. Chuck Norris. Delete. Spıke ¬ 13:10 28-Mar-10 Delete. Smells Like Teen Crap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:01, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 16:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:19, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Christ family

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Delete	Delete. Yup, the whole family, from Pan Peter Christ to Alien Martian Ooogleboogle Christ. A vehicle for idle word-association. Found by its use of {{Editme}}. Spıke ¬ 03:01 28-Mar-10 Facepalm Oh Christ...--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:57, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM Smite this blasphemy! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 06:15, 28 March 2010 (UTC) Smite. --Mn-z 11:40, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. St.Randumbo. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:55, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Plains of Abraham

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Delete	Nigga please. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:27, 27 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. Penalize Editing Under the Influence! That is the only explanation of assembling such disjoint concepts and thinking it's funny. Spıke ¬ 23:29 27-Mar-10 God hates us. One skim over, and my jaw dropped. --Wilytank 00:13, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Nigga Please --Mn-z 00:17, March 28, 2010 (UTC) What beautiful red links and bad writing this article has!—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 06:09, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Another lame idea given the full crap article treatment. Untreatable waste. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:54, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Grue army-Eurg division

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Delete	Delete. moar gruecruft. Not as bad as the GSMC, but its still one of those articles that looks like a D&D monster list, except not as funny. --Mn-z 19:14, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --But even D&D didn't have a cameo appearance by Hitler. Spıke ¬ 19:35 27-Mar-10 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:00, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. For Educationally Challenged Encyclopiddlia. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:04, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The entire army was massacred in a cafeteria full of rabid maggots. --Wilytank 15:27, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete To this day I've no idea what a Grue is. I really don't care either. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:30, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
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GSMC

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Delete	Delete. If the images the go below the last text take up more than 75% of an article, it probably needs deleted. --Mn-z 19:04, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Win honors! Recycle animated GIFs and memes! Spıke ¬ 19:34 27-Mar-10 EXTERMINATE! It starts bad, and stays that way for the rest of the article. --Wilytank 21:55, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Dang. Flush it, light a match and flush again to be sure.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:02, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Stamp on it. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:06, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
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The Battle of WTF

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Delete	Delete. Brought to you by {{Nigga Please}}. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 18:22, 27 March 2010 (UTC) Nigga Please --Mn-z 18:26, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. All about "The war between Halo 2 and Captain Jean-Luc Picard [in] the year 20XX." It would be pleasant if {{Nigga Please}}, {{Editme}}, or any other template telling you how much the surrounding article sucks, would be counted as one extra Delete. vote. Spıke ¬ 18:49 27-Mar-10 Delete. An undistinguished pile of crap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:52, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. You could call this article anything, really, and it wouldn't matter. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:40, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Tree Court E

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Delete	Delete. An article made up of bits and pieces copied and pasted from the far superior Madchester. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:40, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Plagiarizing Uncyclopedia to win points on Uncyclopedia--That's got to be the lowest of the low! Regarding the C+Ps under Comments: Send them all back! Spıke ¬ 13:57 27-Mar-10 Del --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:45, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 19:11, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. In earlier times this would have been a feature here just for the chutzpah of doing something like this. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:37, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Examples of C+Ps: this and this, this and this, this and this.

IGrue

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Delete	Delete. Another user of Template:Editme. This merging of iPod and grues iS, as you would expect, a tour de force of memes and little else. iT does cleverly iNsert Apple's odd typography on any word iN the article that begins with I. But that's iT. Spıke ¬ 02:21 27-Mar-10 Delete. we need to get the gruecruft under control. --Mn-z 11:27, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It's like an in-joke, without the joke part. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:10, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It's like stamping on cockroaches. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:42, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Meh. I don't care and I want everyone to know it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:02, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

The Plumber

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Delete	Delete. Extemporaneous rambling on the topic of plumbers. Also found through Template:Editme. Multiliteralist has tried recently to clean up the grammar, but the article is still crap. Spıke ¬ 02:12 27-Mar-10 Delete. This article was born without a soul, and since its creators haven't touched it in two years, it's probably best to euthanize the poor thing. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:04, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. a typical <insert random noun> is omnipotent/evil/kewl article. --Mn-z 11:25, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Stuff this one up a U-Bend where the sun don't shine....Hello? Is that a plumber...I have a blockage....--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:05, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Total conceptual collapse. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:16, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Superman 64

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Delete	Delete. The work of one or more I.P. Anons from about a month ago, found through the use of Template:Editme, which dares the reader that "your stuff is probably funnier than mine," usually true. A description of a video game that doesn't even succeed in describing it. Spıke ¬ 02:05 27-Mar-10 Delete. although, "Superman 64 caused the real Superman to get blind." and "NOTE: SERIOUSLY, IT IS THE WORST GAME! IGNORE ALL OF THE "BEST" STUFF. IT IS BAD I TELL YOU! BADDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!" do remind me of Mr. Winkler is gay. --Mn-z 11:22, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Another entry into the collected works of A.Tosser. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:03, March 27, 2010 (UTC) "Your stuff is probably funnier than mine." Naw, this article is too far-gone to bring back to life. --Wilytank 15:31, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This is the Superman 64 of articles. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:43, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Imperial Penguin Army

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Delete	WTF is this shit? Created and edited pretty much exclusively by IPs, it's long and crappy. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:49, 27 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. Long before that run of sections with less than one complete sentence apiece, the intro assaults us with Chuck Norris and nonsense numbers. Spıke ¬ 01:59 27-Mar-10 Delete. the first image is the only thing funny about it. --Mn-z 11:18, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Another classic from someone who: (A) hasn't read the terms and conditions of this website and (B) has learnt to read on a game console. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:00, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
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Final Fantasy Mystic Quest

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Delete	Delete. Starts out okayish, but gets much worse at it progresses. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:18, 27 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. ...That's because at the start you give him the benefit of the doubt. As it progresses, you see that he's simply taken with his own Gift of narration. Spıke ¬ 01:27 27-Mar-10 ?pedia --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:01, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Illogicopedia --Mn-z 11:15, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Horrible with a capital D. Is it in code?--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:56, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Game Online

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:39, 20 Mar Delete. Bilge. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:58, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Magnet for garbage. Puppy Saturday, 21:13, Mar 20 2010 UTC Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 21:14, Mar. 20, 2010 Delete. --Mn-z 02:55, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete Whilst this game does have that modernist tinge of playing what you feel rather than what is essentially there or not, I do feel that we need to move on if we are to grow within the confines of whatever it is that we specifically see here. It would be easy for us to hide from this truth, to become bits of scone. Little bits of fucking scone. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:50, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
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Declaration of independence

Keep	Keep - Haven't you people seen National Treasure? The Declaration of independence has a treasure map on the back! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 06:03, Mar. 27, 2010
Delete	Delete. Considering we already have this --Wilytank 00:15, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. You're right. Spıke ¬ 00:32 27-Mar-10 post-edited wtf —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:37, 27 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. & redirect. --Mn-z 01:11, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. and don't even bother with a redirect. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:59, March 27, 2010 (UTC) Destroy - Nevermind. I confused this for the Declaration of Independence. The map on the back of this crappy knock-off led to some concert tickets for Coldplay. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 06:03, Mar. 27, 2010
Comments	Declaration of Independence (with proper capitalization) already redirects to the good article. It would be astonishing if getting the capital-I wrong sent you to this drivel. Spıke ¬ 00:40 27-Mar-10 Yeah, redirect to that instead. --Wilytank 14:22, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

Serpent

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Delete	Delete. wtf? --Wilytank 23:57, March 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. At what pub was this composed, and how near closing time? Spıke ¬ 00:34 27-Mar-10 Poo —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:37, 27 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 01:13, March 27, 2010 (UTC) No thanks --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:58, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	? Unless this is vanity inject some random comments about... random stuff, and just add it to Category:Bat Fuck Insane.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  27 Mar 2010 ~ 00:15 (UTC)

Game:High Tail Hall

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Delete	Delete. Questionable originality, and pretty crap with it. Puppy Monday, 20:41, Mar 22 2010 UTC Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:32, March 22, 2010 (UTC) weak delete this is in reference to something, but the subject is not notable enough, and really isn't a good subject for satire. I can see about what the author was trying to do, but it is too predictable. --Mn-z 22:15, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:10, 23 Mar Go away, bad game. pillow talk 21:16, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:55, Mar. 23, 2010
Comments	Comment. Will a poopsmith ever clean these VFDed games up or will VFD overflow with them?--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:38, March 25, 2010 (UTC) What's a poopsmith got to do with it? An admin needs to delete them first, and I'm not hugely excited by the prospect. RDB and MrN both said (I think) that they'd delete games; I didn't - it can take aaaaages. Plus, I seem to remember MrN specifying that if games were listed on VFD, the nominator should make it easy for admins to see all pages of the game (post the prefixindex link, for instance). I may delete the smaller ones if I can easily see which ones they are, but I only have so much time, and don't intend to spend all of it deleting one bloody game. --UU - natter 10:48, Mar 26

Game:Ancient Command

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:42, 20 Mar Delete or move to userspace Puppy Saturday, 21:26, Mar 20 2010 UTC Delete. You can almost hear the author typing away, thinking they'll make the best Uncyclopedia game EV4R!!! Meanwhile reality tiptoes closer with every useless page formatted, ready to pounce, armed the crushing realization that this was a shit-tastic idea from the start. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:34, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. creating a game like this is unworkable. Like puppy said, to go 20 pages long with two options at every page would require over 1 million pages,. At 5 minutes a page, 8 hours a day every day, it would take 28.5 years. To expand it to 25 pages would take a over 900 years. --Mn-z 03:13, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A serious case of misdirected effort. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:26, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:14, 22 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. This is why these civilizations aren't around anymore. --Wilytank 16:02, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Tagstit's Super Duper Modern Day Adventure

Keep	Keep Let him finish when he gets back, if he ever comes back. -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic?
Delete	Delete. I don't know what to say? -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:53, 20 Mar Delete. unfinished. --Mn-z 15:01, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Tagstit is probably not coming back. But if someone wants to move the game and subpages to his userspace and alert him on his talk page just in case, be my guest. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 15:51, Mar. 20, 2010 Delete. UN:CM, which could be forgiven if it was actually funny. Puppy Saturday, 21:11, Mar 20 2010 UTC Delete. It doesn't look like he was gonna finish this anyway, since he abandoned it while he was still active. Though I still hope he comes back. He was a nice user. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:16, 20 March 2010 Delete and let's not ever mention this again. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:47, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Userfy. I got a chuckle out of it, but a big unfinished in-joke doesn't belong in mainspace. pillow talk 21:32, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Move to userspace—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 21:20, March 23, 2010 (UTC) He ain't coming back. --Wilytank 13:33, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Why is he never coming back? Did he storm out in a huff? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:11, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Nope, but he has been gone for quite a long time now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:16, 20 March 2010

Game:Call your Girlfriend

Keep	Weak Keep - This one isn't too bad. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:00, Mar. 19, 2010
Delete	Delete. I did not lol. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:41, 19 Mar Delete - I don't know what I was thinking. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:01, Mar. 19, 2010 im smelly --Roman Dog Bird 00:45, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Don't drink and dial. Also don't drink and write bad uncyclopedia games.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:04, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 13:27, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per not having a girlfriend makes baby Jesus cry. Puppy Saturday, 21:04, Mar 20 2010 UTC Delete. per HowTo:Get Over Jenny --Wilytank 13:24, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This narrator has a girlfriend?.hahahahha...in your warcruft dreams...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:36, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Poopsmith! --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:43, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

Where babies come from

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Delete	Delete. and redirect to birth, per controlling the pregcruft. --Mn-z 02:07, March 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. 'Zat all there is? Spıke ¬ 02:14 25-Mar-10 Delete. This idea needed a diaper change but the author buggered off without properly finishing it. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:49, March 25, 2010 (UTC) urgh --Roman Dog Bird 23:14, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	18th active nom by my count. --Mn-z 02:07, March 25, 2010 (UTC) Redirected. --UU - natter 10:55, Mar 26

Child Obesity

Keep	Keep. Thoroughly funny, though sometimes in a corny way. A good early effort from a new contributor. Spıke ¬ 23:42 24-Mar-10 Keep. ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 23:59, 24 March 2010 (UTC) Strong Keep this is about one clean-up away from VFG quality. If I hit the random button 10 times, I would probably find 6-7 articles that are worse than this one. VFD bad should be the bottom 10% or so of stuff not already ICU'd. --Mn-z 01:02, March 25, 2010 (UTC) lol --Roman Dog Bird 23:25, March 25, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Although short, this article has laughs in it already and plenty of room for expansion. Billobob 03:35, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete.— The Rift (grumble) MUN CPT DAD 22:47, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Rifting nominated, then withdrew the nom, telling the history there were already 20 votes. I restored it, as not all 20 are active. Spıke ¬ 23:42 24-Mar-10 Nice and clear: Keepted. --UU - natter 10:51, Mar 26

Sonic the Preggo

Keep	Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:18, 22 March 2010 Keep. per last time. --Mn-z 20:26, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Keep per the July 31 vote: this page has the official Hyperbole stamp of "shit I tolerate." pillow talk 21:29, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Keep. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 21:57, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Keep Seems like a fine page, some work needed of course, but it's a very full and detailed piece. Aleister in Chains 00:35 23 3 mmx
Delete	Delete. User:Mnbvcxz has already "gifted" us with one page where a video game developer's male mascot gets pregnant. I think one is about three time more than we need for such things. There's no way in hell we need two of them. I think it's time to choose. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:34, March 22, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Not at all funny. Mpreg cliché is cliché. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 18:47, March 22, 2010 (UTC) dohohohohoho --Roman Dog Bird 18:48, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Despite weaving together some cute illustrations, the giddy fun of writing about sex, pregnancy, and gayness doesn't take the place of real humor. Clever? No--"This is complete bull shit." Spıke ¬ 19:26 22-Mar-10 PS--The above quote is gone, and Section 1 now uses paragraphs, but the article is still a little short on cleverness. Spıke ¬ 11:16 23-Mar-10 What in the hell is this shit?     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   21:28, Monday 22 March 2010   Delete. Mnb is a fine chap, and an excellent Uncyclopedian, but this whole preggo thing got old forever ago, and has gone through boring me all the way to actively pissing me off. Leave off it, eh? There are other things in the world. I know this will be kept, and this vote won't matter, but I still feel the need to say this. --UU - natter 09:59, Mar 23 lollolloloL It's funny because Sonic's a male cartoon character. And he's pregnant! -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:29, 23 Mar Delete.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 21:18, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:49, March 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete Incoherent in the extreme. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:26, March 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Enough of the pregnancy thing... • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:27, 26 Mar 2010
Comments	Nominated for VFD 31-Jul-09; kept, 4-1, mostly by, and out of respect for, Mnbvcxz. Spıke ¬ 20:34 22-Mar-10 Comment. So video game m-preg fetish is a sacred cow now? Why do we treat this special and not, say Mama Luigi? --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:52, March 22, 2010 (UTC) No, not all video game m-preg fetish. If you write Metal Gear Solid 5: Pregnant Snake, I'll probably go ahead and vote delete. Of course, if Guildy writes it, we're looking at a feature. pillow talk 22:37, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Also, this article is needed for a contrast against Tails the Straight. --Mn-z 00:20, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Gosh yes, "needed". Where would we be without a riposte to that? --UU - natter 09:59, Mar 23 I found Tails cleverer than Sonic; probably because manic competition to be heterosexual struck me as amusing while permanent pregnancy just seems naughty. I don't think either article needs a counterpart, but have no problem with Sonic surviving VFD. Spıke ¬ 16:46 23-Mar-10 Its more the fact that I need a link for "mpreg" in the "Children & Fempreg" section. --Mn-z 20:49, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Why don't you point it to User:SPIKE? I feel a craving for gherkins and peanut butter. Spıke ¬ 23:02 23-Mar-10 That is just stupid, and not the good kind of stupid. --Mn-z 23:12, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Comment. One for Junior Uncyclopedia. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:10, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

Gulag

Keep	Keep. Although it has nothing to do with the Gulag, it follows a single concept from start to end and contains pearls of humor ("the land of small Russian farmers (about yea high)"). Not its fault that the template is empty. Spıke ¬ 17:29 18-Mar-10 Weak keep there is just enough potential here to make is better than a blank slate. I would suggest a hard rewrite tag. --Mn-z 13:17, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Not very funny. And finishes with an empty template. --Wilytank 15:31, March 18, 2010 (UTC) An empty template... or not. Soviet template deceives YOU! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:15, 18 March 2010 Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 17:12, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:35, 18 Mar Delete. Randumbski... Seriously, it won't be missed. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:49, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete this pile of cock. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:56, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. ??? --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:27, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Liger

Keep	Keep. A little clean-up is probably all this little article needs. Also, this is probably a better revision. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:19, 16 March 2010 Keep. silly but still sorta funny. It could be done better, but its not quite delete worthy. --Mn-z 01:48, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Keep. needs clean up, but I think that with relatively little work this can be salvaged. --ChiefjusticePS2 09:06, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Keep.okay i see people agree with me on at least one article.liger article is kinda funny -- jupiterfox 09:07, March 16, 2010 (UTC) No. You are reading it after my light clean-up. And I still want it to be deleted. See? no one agrees with you on anything. Spıke ¬ 20:41 16-Mar-10 post-edited look i can see people who voted to keep the article.even if it was cleaned up a bit.i wasnt nessearily talking about you.-- jupiterfox 09:07, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Boo! As I told his talk page two days ago, when I write, "No one agrees with you" at the bottom of a table in which three people agree with him, it was supposed to be a joke. Spıke ¬ 13:27 19-Mar-10 Yes. A cross between a Keep. and a Keep!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  17 Mar 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC) Keep. Not great, not terrible. There were a couple laughs. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:15, 20 Mar Keep. Nameable • mumble? 15:31, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Better now. (formerly Delete.) Jupiterfox, I'm going to pretend I don't see you up there. Spıke ¬ 15:39 21-Mar-10 Keep. I've seen improvement. --Wilytank 18:15, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Gosh, Napoleon... The Man In Black. 00:35, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Dumb and listy. Spıke ¬ 01:56 16-Mar-10 Weak Delete The old version is a lot better, but it just falls short of adequacy. Beyond the concept of the first paragraphs there's not much worth saving.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:59, March 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Spike is right. You guys voting keep look at it now. It's still pants. MrN 08:27, Mar 17 Delete Keep voters think too much and too little at the same time. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:38, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Trip the Liger Randumbo...Seriously, this is Subject Attention Deficit. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:41, March 17, 2010 (UTC) eh snot that good --Roman Dog Bird 05:25, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Clean Up and lose the list.--Jtaylor1 15:50, March 16, 2010 (UTC) I have started to do so. It's thoroughly crappily written, probably by Dungeons-'n-Dragons types, and still doesn't need to exist. Spıke ¬ 19:20 16-Mar-10 Seems clear enough. Keeperised. --UU - natter 10:40, Mar 26

Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Pong

Keep	Keep. - Historical significance, perhaps? Plus, it keeps Nintendorulez up one place in Special:Mostlinked -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:56, Mar. 16, 2010 WTF? We're VFDing Departure of Fun now? It's full of half-baked games, but it stays out of the way so I don't see why we should delete it. Want to VFD Where's Waldo? next? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:42, March 17, 2010 (UTC) We're keeping crud for the purposes of sentimentality? And I'm not talking about the entire departure of fun, just this one page. However, now you mention it... Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 09:03, Mar 17 2010 UTC Sure, there's a lot of bad stuff from when Uncyclopedia was in its formative years and it needs to be purged, but I'm more inclined to vote keep on 200Xcruft in [[Uncyclopedia:]] space than any other space because it's hard to find (ie. not linked to from templates/portals and not available from Special:Random), and because that's kind of what [[Uncyclopedia:]] is for. Documenting Uncyclopedia and stuff. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:34, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Keep. It's a harmless subpage. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 06:04, 18 March 2010 (UTC) Keep. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:48, 19 Mar 2010 Kerkeep. Harmless sub page. Historical or something. Eh, who am I kidding. It's crap, but I don't really care about it. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:40, 20 Mar Weak keep—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 20:43, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Keep Meh. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 00:30, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Hasn't been touched in a billion years or so and I don't see any redeeming value Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 03:34, Mar 15 2010 UTC Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 21:54, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. reminds me of an old BHOP forum post, but more confusing. --Mn-z 23:38, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Nun's knackers. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:37, March 16, 2010 (UTC Delete What a pile of shit. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:52, March 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete Sorry, this stinks. Pongs you might say. MrN 00:19, Mar 18
Comments	??? Move to BHOP ???  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  17 Mar 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC) I've removed all the DoF stuff from the Game:Main Page as well as all the user space stuff per Syndrome's comments above. We've successfully culled about half of what was on that page so far, and still going. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 21:29, Mar 18 2010 UTC All of it? You suck. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:48, 19 Mar 2010 All of the DoF stuff that I looked at (and I didn't look at all of it) was fairly ordinary. If there are gems in there that deserve to go back onto that page, they can, but I'm trying to limit that page to the best of the Uncyc games, and given the amount of games that have been deleted recently, and are still going, there are advantages to this. Puppy Saturday, 20:58, Mar 20 2010 UTC Keeptificated. --UU - natter 10:43, Mar 26

Game:The Pris is Rite

Keep
Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:18, 23 Mar Delete. Expensive and cheaply made. --Wilytank 23:28, March 23, 2010 (UTC) wut --EMC [TALK] 11:29 Mar 24 2010 Delete. A crock of crap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:41, March 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 23:00, March 24, 2010 (UTC) Worst ever use of <inputbox> Puppy Wednesday, 23:15, Mar 24 2010 UTC
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Game:Super cheeze

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:15, 23 Mar Delete. Perhaps the author was so appalled with the title, he abandoned it at birth. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:38, March 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. because the game took less effort to produce than my against did. --Mn-z 23:00, March 24, 2010 (UTC) Duh Puppy Wednesday, 23:09, Mar 24 2010 UTC Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:45, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Jesus

Keep
Delete	Delete. Jesus and Grues - how could it go wrong? Puppy Monday, 20:50, Mar 22 2010 UTC Delete. - It was only a matter of time. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 21:11, Mar. 22, 2010 Delete. goes nowhere, merges into Hypercube via a userpage for some reason. --Mn-z 22:17, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Obvious reference to Corpus Hypercubus by Salvador Dali. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:22, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Jesus wept. --Wilytank 00:39, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Jesus Christ. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:09, 23 Mar Delete. What ever the ambition, this has cooked up a runt. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:35, March 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:33, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Hypercube

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Delete	Delete. Bad take off of infinite loop, with no lols. Puppy Monday, 20:46, Mar 22 2010 UTC Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 21:12, Mar. 22, 2010 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:34, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. mildly annoying and not funny. --Mn-z 22:10, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Stay the fuck out of my hypercube. --Wilytank 00:01, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:09, 23 Mar Delete. I agree with the author. It's crud. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:43, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
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Edward Elric

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Delete	Delete. Edward Elric impregnates himself. --Mn-z 20:41, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Also, he's an anime character of some sort. And he's pregnant! -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:51, 23 Mar Delete. Not a good article. pillow talk 21:14, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Wtf—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 21:15, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:40, Mar. 23, 2010 EXTERMINATE! WTF. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 02:54, March 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. As a fan of this series, I can safely say that this article sucks major balls. ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 06:47, 24 March 2010 (UTC)
Comments	18th active nom. --Mn-z 20:41, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

Teen Mpreg

Keep
Delete	Delete. pointless stub, and trimming down the (m)pregcruft per its pissing off of UU. --Mn-z 20:33, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Per not adding to UU's stress level. I wanna keep him relaxed till his newborn daughter's old enough for me to take out on a date. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:49, 23 Mar Delete per having intercourse with UU's various blood relations, etc. pillow talk 21:15, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Stubby and unfunny, Mpregcruft. Delete—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 21:16, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Author mistakes serial untruth for humor. Internally consistent, but I'd hate to have to deal with his excuses for not turning in a paper. Spıke ¬ 23:18 23-Mar-10
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The Library of Babel

Keep
Delete	Delete. Oh look, someone let their cat use Uncyclopedia. What's that? Do a Barrel Roll Haw Haw Haw... that joke never will get old. How did this survive in 2008? --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:20, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Feline. pillow talk 19:29, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Weak delete. It's stupid, but a mildly clever concept, and there's not that much of it. Anyway, I would have voted against AAAAAAAAA!. Spıke ¬ 19:36 23-Mar-10 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:26, 23 Mar Delete per above. --Mn-z 20:54, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I'm kinda questioning Andorin's sanity on the talkpage of the article. ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 22:27, 23 March 2010 (UTC) Deja vu - Apparently, I voted keep last time on this, but changed my vote and suggested moving it to Illogicopedia. I stand by the conviction. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:53, Mar. 23, 2010 Delete. I think even Illogicopedia would hate this. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 02:54, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
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Mine (disambiguation)

Keep
Delete	Delete. After removing redlinks, there are only two and a half things left on this disambig, and one of them isn't really an article. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 17:52, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. If you want Minesweeper, there's no reason you can't type Minesweeper. Although the Chief might appreciate being able to turn every use of "mine" in an UnNews story into a link. Spıke ¬ 19:13 23-Mar-10 Delete. This almost seems like it isn't even worth our time to discuss. pillow talk 19:28, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:40, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:26, 23 Mar Delete. per above. --Mn-z 20:50, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - I laughed, but I'm an idiot. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:54, Mar. 23, 2010
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The snail

Keep
Delete	Delete. Snail Fail. A page about nothing in particular, possible vendetta against someone's teacher that's not Mr. Winkler. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:20, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. At most, author is writing coded messages to himself. Spıke ¬ 17:28 22-Mar-10 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 00:21, March 23, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Not funny. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 01:43, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. WTF? Robots? --Wilytank 13:22, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	There is a {{-}} template that flushes pending output to keep illustrations from pushing into the next section. No need to repeat <br>, as this author does, until things line up just right on his screen. Spıke ¬ 17:28 22-Mar-10

University of Puelto Rich

Keep
Delete	Delete. Schoolcruft 101. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:17, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. As well as having no content beyond schoolcruft, it changes the name of everything, including its own title. No reason to try to save it. Spıke ¬ 10:36 22-Mar-10 Schoolcruft Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 01:45, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 02:16, March 23, 2010 (UTC) I'd fail this project. --Wilytank 16:02, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
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Star Wars Grues

Keep	Keep. This isn't bad at all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:16, 22 March 2010
Delete	Delete. This is entirely fucking terrible. It's like passing kidney stones in written form. It's such a black hole of repetitive nega-humor that you might actually become less funny just by looking at it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:57, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It is all our disasters. Concept (map grues onto Star Wars) is unpromising; execution is typical, junior-high, pick a topic and speak extemporaneously for five minutes--but this is about thirty. Self-congratulatory collection of memes. Spıke ¬ 11:05 22-Mar-10 Trainwreck Nuke it like Nagasaki and forget that it ever was. --Wilytank 16:04, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete This is all bad. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:45, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Has an annoying POV that mostly follows the same format: This is Xgrue. Xgrue pwns because of this. Oh, but he fucking sucks shit because of this. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:43, 22 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. Horrible, lame, played-out in-joke that wasn't funny to begin with. It's a shame about the pictures, though - a lot of work obviously went into them. pillow talk 23:09, March 22, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Meme abuse. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 01:44, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Gruelete --Mn-z 02:15, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	I hate grues. --Wilytank 16:04, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Aw, come on dudes. You're only voting to delete this because it has grues in it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:48, 23 March 2010

Dominici

Keep
Delete	Delete. Entirely pointless. Wanders into the wasteland of bandcruft with no goal, destination or direction. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:28, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Bad bandcruft, in bad English. Spıke ¬ 10:37 22-Mar-10 Delete. Never listened to them, but their name turned up on the Metal Archives as a real metal band. This is really stupid though. --Wilytank 19:56, March 22, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Stupid. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 01:44, March 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 02:20, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

WET

Keep
Delete	this article fails more than i do --Roman Dog Bird 05:47, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Agreed --EMC [TALK] 08:13 Mar 22 2010 Delete. Author spends the whole article (on a cable channel he invented) debating with, shouting to, and boasting to, himself. Spıke ¬ 09:23 22-Mar-10 Delete. Mop and bucket required. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:43, March 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Fails slightly more than RDB. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:06, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	You forgot the VFD tag. Don't worry, I put it in. --Wilytank 13:10, March 22, 2010 (UTC) So, from the looks of things, the page will wear a tag for its final few minutes of life. Good to know Spıke ¬ 13:27 22-Mar-10 good lord i really am a failure --Roman Dog Bird 18:49, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

Game:Creation

Keep
Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:44, 20 Mar Delete. But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up. (II Peter, 3:9) --Mn-z 03:17, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Let there be huff. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:50, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Destroy And on the seventh day God rested, and never came back! Aleister in Chains 15:35 21 3 Delete. Puppy Sunday, 22:53, Mar 21 2010 UTC Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:14, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Cyber Nations

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:51, 20 Mar New game I just invented a game called Go through all the cruft in games and either VFD or QVFD it - It's very satisfying, but low on LOLs. Puppy Saturday, 21:30, Mar 20 2010 UTC What? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:18, 20 March 2010 Delete. looks like an ad or a bad/vain wikipedia stub. --Mn-z 03:21, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A knuckle scraper of an idea. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:38, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete mAttlobster. (hello) 15:45, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:14, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
Comments	This is the 33rd article active on VFD. --Wilytank 22:57, March 20, 2010 (UTC) 20th active by my count. --Mn-z 03:21, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Who gives a shit? mAttlobster. (hello) 15:45, March 21, 2010 (UTC) "If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions." quoting from rules above--Mn-z 16:13, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Clarified, however, by the very next sentence. Spıke ¬ 16:43 21-Mar-10 Hence by comment that this was only the 20th active vote above. --Mn-z 16:57, March 21, 2010 (UTC) I find this all very upsetting. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:09, March 21, 2010 (UTC)

Game:Command and Conquer - Text version

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:48, 20 Mar Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:45, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. not finished, or started. --Mn-z 03:18, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Puppy Sunday, 22:54, Mar 21 2010 UTC Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:14, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
Comments	On pages like this, why wouldn't quick deletion be the solution? If a page is not started or dropped after a couple of edits it would seem to be the same as a one sentence article. Unless it's really an exceptional stub, why not just quick it. Al de'chain 15:39 21 3  For. letting people QVFD worthless 1-page games. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:01, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

Game:Boredom: The War Against Fun!

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:34, 20 Mar Delete. - The title fits the name, I'll give it that. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 21:14, Mar. 20, 2010 Delete. The title fits the name and the name fits the content. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:23, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Yeah, that's what I meant. :P -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 21:29, Mar. 20, 2010 Delete. properly named though. --Mn-z 03:02, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete I assume the 'Blue Screen of Death' is a separate game and wont be deleted? mAttlobster. (hello) 21:24, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Puppy Sunday, 22:53, Mar 21 2010 UTC Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:14, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Axeloo and Game:Axeloo1 and Game:Axeloo punishment

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:28, 20 Mar Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 21:20, Mar. 20, 2010 Delete. only borderline-QVFD bad this time. --Mn-z 03:01, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete I'm going to write a book about this game. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:28, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Puppy Sunday, 22:52, Mar 21 2010 UTC Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:14, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Zozo

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:14, 20 Mar Delete. You could probably QVFD this. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:17, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 21:19, Mar. 20, 2010 Delete. I don't think it will be missed. --Mn-z 02:59, March 21, 2010 (UTC Delete There's absolutely nothing there??? mAttlobster. (hello) 21:25, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Puppy Sunday, 22:51, Mar 21 2010 UTC
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Game:Airplane Pliot

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Delete	Delete. Also, what's a pliot? -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:12, 20 Mar Delete. A pliot is someone who flies a plnae, duh. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:07, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 21:18, Mar. 20, 2010 Delete. --Mn-z 02:59, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Crashed. --Wilytank 14:43, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Puppy Sunday, 22:51, Mar 21 2010 UTC
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Game:Aircraft Pilot

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:10, 20 Mar Delete. Unfinished. Delete. - Pilot commited suicide. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 21:17, Mar. 20, 2010 Delete. Puppy Saturday, 21:18, Mar 20 2010 UTC Delete. --Mn-z 02:58, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Shot down by AA guns. --Wilytank 15:42, March 21, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Down the toilet

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:08, 20 Mar Flush! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 21:16, Mar. 20, 2010 Delete.Puppy Saturday, 21:17, Mar 20 2010 UTC Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:02, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Flush --Mn-z 02:57, March 21, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Annoying cashpoint machine!

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:48, 20 Mar Delete. This cashpoint is dispensing only crap.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:55, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Incomplete Puppy Saturday, 21:14, Mar 20 2010 UTC Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 21:15, Mar. 20, 2010 Delete. seriously, can we QVFD these if they are like 2 pages? --Mn-z 02:56, March 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Poopsmith! --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:41, March 21, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Adventure infinte!

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Delete	Delete. The author couldn't even be bothered to remove the title=Zork from the Zork template they sporked. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:31, 19 Mar Delete. Per the picking up of 5 Euros that sets off a trap and kills you. This is the only way you can go in the game. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:51, 19 March 2010 (UTC) Delete infinite! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:58, Mar. 19, 2010 yeah --Roman Dog Bird 00:48, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per the game only being 2 pages. --Mn-z 13:25, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:101 Ways To Die

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:07, 19 Mar Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 22:01, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Driven to Suicide --Wilytank 22:37, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:54, Mar. 19, 2010 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 13:23, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:THE MOTHER OF ALL GAMES (not)

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Delete	Delete. Marginally better than Game:Life of an Uncyclopedian. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:50, 20 Mar Keep. (not) --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:57, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. fortunately, I did not have to waste too much time gauging this article's --Mn-z 15:00, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 15:46, Mar. 20, 2010 Feature (not) --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:09, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Life of an Uncyclopedian

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Delete	Delete. Touched me inappropriately. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:48, 20 Mar Delete. TL:DR --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:54, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I can safely say that noone will miss this. --Mn-z 14:57, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I thought we had no lives. --Wilytank 15:19, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Get it? There's no content! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 15:45, Mar. 20, 2010
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Game:Random Generated Links

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Delete	Delete. Made me cry on the inside. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:46, 20 Mar Delete. Made me poop on the inside. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:50, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. doesn't even include a choose function. --Mn-z 14:56, March 20, 2010 (UTC) I vote Rubbish -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 15:44, Mar. 20, 2010 Delete. Not quite on the same level as Fisher Price. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:08, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Super Grue Bros.

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Delete	Delete. - These game-creating noobs are getting lazier and lazier, aren't they? -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 08:12, Mar. 20, 2010 Delete. Cheap rip-off of Game:Super Mario World. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:19, 20 Mar Delete. Couldn't come back any worse. --Mn-z 13:37, March 20, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Per OptyC. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:39, 20 March 2010 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:27, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. I've said it before, I'll say it again. Keep grues out of games. --Wilytank 14:29, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Super Mario World

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Delete	*facepalm* -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 08:08, Mar. 20, 2010 ahahAHAHAHA. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:17, 20 Mar Delete. no comment. --Mn-z 13:35, March 20, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Per Mnbvcxz. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:39, 20 March 2010 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 14:26, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:My life

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Delete	Delete. - Nobody cares about your life, dipshit! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:31, Mar. 20, 2010 Thank you, 62.69.198.25, for your one and only contribution to Uncyclopedia. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:35, 20 March 2010 (UTC) oh man that was great so funny lolololo --Roman Dog Bird 00:40, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. and ban. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:40, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete Ehhhh... mAttlobster. (hello) 11:21, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Ban. Per Count. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:16, 20 Mar Delete. per above. --Mn-z 13:34, March 20, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Per Mnbvcxz. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:40, 20 March 2010 Obliterate. Per Kip the Dip. --Wilytank 15:21, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Stephen A. Smith

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Delete	Delete. Is shit. I couldn't find anything redeemable in the history, and he's not that notable. Kerkill. The Man In Black. 00:17, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A real page, about a real person who is notable (to cable TV viewers in the US). It's just not clever at all. Spıke ¬ 00:26 20-Mar-10 faaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrt --Roman Dog Bird 00:30, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I'm American and I have no idea who this is. After looking at this page, I don't care if I ever do. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:20, 20 Mar Delete. per above. --Mn-z 13:33, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Be the Modern Day Messiah!

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:31, 19 Mar Delete - Redirect to Barack Obama. Heh. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:33, Mar. 19, 2010 Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 00:09, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Redirect per Kip. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:21, 20 March 2010 Delete. per Socky. --Mn-z 13:33, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Why be a messiah? For me, it's always more fun to watch the world burn. --Wilytank 15:23, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:That's Life!

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Delete	Delete. - No comment. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:29, Mar. 19, 2010 Game:That's Crap! -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:32, 19 Mar doo doo --Roman Dog Bird 00:10, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per not being finished, or started for that matter. --Mn-z 13:31, March 20, 2010 (UTC) There is no meaning to life. --Wilytank 14:20, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:A Broken World

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Delete	Delete. Simply not funny. Or finished. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:18, 19 Mar Delete. - Really starting to get Game: fatique here. I have a feeling there are going to be a lot more of these. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:23, Mar. 19, 2010 Yes. Yes there will. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:27, 19 Mar poopie --Roman Dog Bird 00:26, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 13:30, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A broken game. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:45, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Animal Crossing: Stupid Folk

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:10, 19 Mar Delete. - A whole lotta nothing. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:18, Mar. 19, 2010 hahahaha --Roman Dog Bird 00:42, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:09, March 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. is QVFD down of something? --Mn-z 13:28, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Hershey's Jesii and Creme

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Delete	Delete. Oh look, another crappy Jesus article. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:27, 19 March 2010 (UTC) Christcruft -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:30, Mar. 19, 2010 Delete. Somewhat erudite, but it is still a sales brochure for a piece of crap. Spıke ¬ 23:31 19-Mar-10 Delete. Per Pelargonium. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:34, 19 Mar
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Robot Jesus

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Delete	Delete. I think you can guess from the title. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:08, 19 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. I hate the various Jesus articles almost as much as I hate most of the Games. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:10, 19 Mar Delete. Structure of every sentence is subject-verb-meme. And did you know that "Pope" sounded like "poop"? Spıke ¬ 23:13 19-Mar-10 Delete - Needs a rewrite. I'm sure "Robot Jesus" is common lexicon, along with "Zombie Jesus". Maybe I've just been watching too much Futurama. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:20, Mar. 19, 2010
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Game:Alibi

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Delete	Delete. Whoever wrote this, I hate you. Ihateyouihateyouihateyou. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:04, 19 Mar Delete. Wow, that was one of the worst things I've ever read. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:16, 19 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. Needs a retrospective. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:52, March 19, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! This is why people hate Uncyclopedia. Please drag this back to Dramatica and keep it there forever. --Wilytank 21:55, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Extremely Simple Game

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Delete	Delete. Extremely Stupid Game more like. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:01, 19 Mar Delete. Simply dreadful. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:53, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 22:03, March 19, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! A simple game for the simple-minded. --Wilytank 22:20, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete - At least they gave us a warning first. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:53, Mar. 19, 2010
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Stan Rice

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Delete	Delete. I swear it's coincidence that I found two bad poet articles so close to each other. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:14, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "If you think these are abso-fucking-lutly random...." I do, and I'm going to take it out on your article. Spıke ¬ 19:27 19-Mar-10 Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 22:04, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:46, 19 Mar Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:25, Mar. 19, 2010
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Douglas McFeeglebotham

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Delete	Delete. An ode to wibble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:09, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Yes, but pompous wibble. Spıke ¬ 19:27 19-Mar-10 Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 22:10, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:45, 19 Mar Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:25, Mar. 19, 2010
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Bumblesnap Chess

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Delete	Delete. This is just stupid, but not as stupid as this. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:58, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. That blog is the right place to hump this baloney; Uncyclopedia isn't. Spıke ¬ 19:05 19-Mar-10 Del --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:57, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 22:11, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:46, 19 Mar Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:24, Mar. 19, 2010
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Game:THE EXTREMLY GAY ADVENTURE and Game:GAYADVENTURE1

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Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:27, 19 Mar EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:30, 19 March 2010 No --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:47, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. What game? --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:18, March 19, 2010 (UTC) lolgey —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:09, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
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Game:The room that has stuff in it!

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Delete	Delete. If only this game had "stuff" in it. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:18, 19 Mar Delete. again, qvfd bad. --Mn-z 16:21, March 19, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:31, 19 March 2010 Delete. Almost makes me wish we had another V-Week so we didn't have to waste our time on VFD with this. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:46, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. at least it was short. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:16, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:The hottness of Yuri

Keep	Keep. Yuri. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:44, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. To include Yuri. That's it. That's the entirety of the content of this. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:12, 19 Mar Delete. this is QVFD bad. --Mn-z 16:17, March 19, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:31, 19 March 2010 Delete. The delete votes won me over. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:45, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Was it the delete votes... or was it the lack of Yuri? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:59, 19 March 2010 Delete Or did actually clicking the title and seeing nothing there win you over? Nice little trap to see who actual others to look/play these articles/games. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:47, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Oh, jeez, it's him again. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:15, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. No pictures...? I was extremely disappointed. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:10, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
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Game:20_Questions

Keep	Keep. - The concept of a 20 Questions text game has great potential. Just needs to be cleaned up a bit, updated, rewritten and parts, etc. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 18:24, Mar. 18, 2010
Delete	Delete. Pooped by POTR and I agree - it's crap. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:53, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 17:26, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:36, 18 Mar Delete This is irredeemable - to have an effective game of 20 questions even if you have every question being yes or no answers gives the amount of potential outcomes being 2^20, which gives a total number of pages being 2^0 + 2^1 + 2^2 + ... + 2^19 + 2^20 which equates to roughly 2.1 million pages leading to roughly 1 million potential outcomes - who wants to get started on that? User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 21:25, Mar 18 2010 UTC Delete. ^Math Nerd makes a good point. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:36, Mar. 18, 2010 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 13:15, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Ze Quest

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Delete	ARGH! Puppy Friday, 07:25, Mar 19 2010 UTC Ze de1337 --EMC [TALK] 08:51 Mar 19 2010 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 13:18, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Zzzzzzz. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:54, March 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:08, 19 Mar
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Game:Cholesterol Joe's

Keep	Keep. - Extremely stupid, but I couldn't help but laugh my arse off. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:37, Mar. 17, 2010
Delete	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:27, 17 Mar Delete I sent him to Venus then he sent me to Venus. Basically there was a lot of Venus and no laughs. mAttlobster. (hello) 01:57, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. not very funny. I think this might be one of those things that takes 30 minutes of rooting around to find the joke. --Mn-z 20:53, March 18, 2010 (UTC) No - about two funny plotlines and the rest was unintelligible cruft User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 21:30, Mar 18 2010 UTC Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 23:08, March 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:35, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	It might actually have some merit, as I smiled at it, but I'll have to look a bit deeper at all the sub-pages. Maybe needs some re-writing? User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Wednesday, 23:49, Mar 17 2010 UTC