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VFD-padlock.png Rice burners

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Rescued. There is no way this article survives VFD; it's awfully formatted, misspelled, and its only brush with humor is to insult the Japanese. So, no harm done if I edit it in place. Romartus, it may need some new directions and photos. Spıke ¬  12:17 18-Jan-10
    I admit I am unfamiliar with this description for Japanese cars (I am guessing this is an Americanism ?). --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:28, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
    The Japanese like rice and they build cars, you see. On a side note, in their country they refer to American cars as "bloated, low-quality, uninspiring crapwagons". It loses something in the translation. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:33, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
    May lose something, but I already stole it and put it at the end of the intro. Spıke ¬  13:36 18-Jan-10
  • Keep It's a well known term in the UK and Spike has fixed it up loads already. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:27, Jan 18
  • Keep. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:51, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:12, 18 January 2010
  • Changing vote to keep. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:32, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Gets random quickly, couldn't find any funny in it, not linked from anywhere, rarely edited, yawn-inducing, get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:50, Jan 18
  • As the owner of a "rice burner" I find this page personally offensive. Also, it's a shitty page. It's for the latter and not the former that I vote delete. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:00, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete The concept might work better as a mere section of another article. I suppose that creating an appliance called a "rice burner" and using automotive puns/jokes might make for a full page but this one is just.......limp and uninteresting beyond saying "rice burner".....boop....hahahahahaha--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  12:18, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Links to Ricer as a synonym, an extremely long article of 100% listcruft, surely written by American car fanatics in the Midwest. You'll have to pry that one from their cold, dead hands. Spıke ¬  12:24 18-Jan-10

Kept. Also, someone should really make Modus an OP one day. :P MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:37, Jan 19

Project Intuhllekchual

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  • Delete. Shoulda been ICU'd. Wasn't. Sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:42, Jan 18
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Two paragraphs about a UN conspiracy to manufacture stupid people; succeeds only by illustrating it. Recommend we next aim at the heart of the linked UNIS universe. Spıke ¬  12:02 18-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. I think the writer of this needs to stick his head down a toilet until further notice. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:33, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:41, 18 January 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:44, Jan 18
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The Black Cauldron

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  • Whatever. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 01:41, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg "Whatever?" That was your comment after flipping to Keep on an article after my rescue!!! As for this one, it's crap from start to finish. Spıke ¬  03:55 18-Jan-10
  • Delete. Strike it down with the righteous flame of Dyrnwyn, or something. Yes, I read the books as a kid and liked them - which is probably why I hate this suckfest so much. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:38, Jan 18
  • Delete. Eye of noob,spleen of blanker,heart of Cyberbully..huff It I say and begone...(exeunt).--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:40, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:44, Jan 18
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Chicken Little

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  • Tinkywinkyisgaycruft (okay, maybe not actually, but he fucked with it a bit at one point. my bad.). His name might not show up in the edit history for this page, but believe me, some of the editors of it are his socks. Overall, it's a shitty article on some shitty Disney movie about how shitty it is or something. Maybe it's bunch of shit that has nothing to with it either. Fuck this guy and all of his horse shit, is basically what I'm trying to say. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 02:46, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Does this article use every trite meme once? or does it just seem so? Spıke ¬  03:57 17-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I was tempted to go for a Keep but if it has a dubious history attached, then add sauce and marinate. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:40, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Rolls downhill, gathering crap along the way. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:27, Jan 18
  • Delete. I regret reading it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:47, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
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Category:Things not to Google

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  • Delete. Guay category started by Bambifan101/Tinkywinkyisgay/thelittlefaggotwhosabouttoswallowmycum. Not funny fuckin gay as shit blah blah blah or maybe we can actually use it i dont know, you tell me. --Roman Dog Bird 23:10, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Automatic vote against using an organization tool not to organize but to showcase author's cleverness--This one doesn't even do that. Spıke ¬  03:45 18-Jan-10
  • Delete. Pointless category. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:34, Jan 18
  • Delete. Egocruft. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:43, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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  • Delete. This was originally written by Crablogger, but then my good friend Tinkywinkyisgay later came around and jizzed on it just a little bit. That's why I'm putting it up here. Okay, maybe because of Crablogger as well he sux 2. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:27, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You are allowed, nay directed, to revert back to a good version of the article before nominating it. However, Crablogger's last (Apr'08) was also about necrophilia and drinking one's own urine. Spıke ¬  03:42 18-Jan-10
  • Delete. Those are some fucked-up individuals. This sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:31, Jan 18
  • Delete. The authors behind this were obviously not stupid but in the process of using brain+keyboard to produce it, something fundamental was lost in the transition. It must be the Wally gene in action again. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:48, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png :File:Kitten-huffing-with-a-mixer.gif

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I think its funny, and its clearly not an image of image of an actual kitten blending. --Mn-z 17:30, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Someone thinks this is a "shock" image? Really? It's a cute kitten in an unplugged blender, plus some truly inept Adobe Movie Maker work. I've coughed up stuff more shocking than this. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:41, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep, but I don't like it. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:37, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep. It is a fake shock image and even if not for me, I don't see this one really falls into Pornographic/shock/gore images category. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:50, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:21, Jan 18
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  • This one should be self-explanatory, unless I'm missing something here (even though I'm 82.1% HIV positive it's fake). --EMC [TALK] 11:11 Jan 17 2010
  • Delete. Urgh. But I shan't let my personal distaste decide this for me - as Spike says, it serves no satirical purpose and as such is unfunny and pointless. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 18:39, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Special:Upload reads: "Pornographic/shock/gore images...which serve little satirical purpose WILL be deleted without warning." This is clearly the latter two. It's for the admins to decide whether this violates policy, not for me to vote on whether it's funny. Used on one user page, which is exclusively a collection of images with no written content, so the photo serves no "satirical purpose." Spıke ¬  11:49 17-Jan-10

Kept My understanding is that it's only when there is a picture of a penis in an image that it's actually considered a problem. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:21, Jan 18

VFD-padlock.png Parrots Hilton

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  • Keep. Awww. This only needs the cage cleaned (and a bad racist joke junked). Perhaps one for the RomSpike Fixit team ? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:36, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
Am eager to work with you again, but an article on a fictional character, notable only by the similarity of its name, will remain un-notable no matter how much additional speculating we might do. I even disagree that the generalization that blacks (at least in the US) like chicken is insulting or racist--it's just random. Spıke ¬  17:12 17-Jan-10
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pretty short and really random. Review this one and the author has not change a thing.--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 04:46, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dittoes; sad, because I want to read more from whomever wrote that the bird's only similarity to Paris Hilton is that "they are both often found with seed in their mouths." Spıke ¬  04:55 17-Jan-10
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  • The other (U.F.B.I.) template is courtesy of nominator; it's ugly and full of misspellings. If it weren't in his userspace, I'd nominate it. Spıke ¬  11:57 17-Jan-10

Kept MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:13, Jan 18

VFD-padlock.png Telugu language

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  • Delete. Maybe I have no sense of humor but I don't see anything funny here. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:43, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Well nothing on this website is funny to begin with, but yeah. This is poop. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 01:45, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • delete. carrot lol 04:11 January 17
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  • CheckMark.png Sigh! Unlike authors of some recent entries, this guy is trying hard to be funny; he's just very bad at it. He is funny if you read it aloud with your tongue in the back of your mouth like a waiter. Will you take nan, please? However, everything after the Table of Contents is listcruft, and the See Also suggests either that he thinks he is on Wikipedia or his family runs a tourist motel. Spıke ¬  02:15 16-Jan-10
Strange: Yesterday someone registered as BigFatTurkey, made a bee-line to this article, and did some sensible editing to finish my rescue, including deleting the See Also, which were indeed lifted right out of Wikipedia; then created a redirect to resolve my complaint above under Keep. Someone have a new sockpuppet? Spıke ¬  12:02 17-Jan-10

Kept MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:31, Jan 18

Jubilation Lee

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  • It's not often I vote for something to be deleted, but this is poopy. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 08:43, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's not poopy. It makes one satirical point, and does it well; then bows and leaves the stage. I'd slap a Stub and ICU on it, but its author, AnonIP, did this in Nov-06, did nothing else, and never returned. Spıke ¬  11:54 17-Jan-10
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:39, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short and shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:30, Jan 18
  • Delete. Should have failed a long time ago. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:52, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
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Bambi

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  • Delete. Shit. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 03:14, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Section 3, "Bambi and Hitler," sums up author's approach to humor. Spıke ¬  04:00 17-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Bambi is a gay and stupid movie with a bunch of crap added into to it. Or better still, replace 'movie' by 'this article' and I will agree with the author. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:43, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random and inconsistent. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:38, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Nesbru

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  • Delete. Towncruft. Of the dull Scandinavian variety. With no pics, no funny, a bunch of Norwegian words, and no point to it. And no edits for a very long time. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:31, Jan 15
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What he said. Spıke ¬  13:25 15-Jan-10
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:59, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Panda and Finni was close friends, Finni was even a part of the royal kingdom, but destiny had other plans in store. To be continued.... No. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:50, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't like the title. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 12:00 • Saturday, 16-01-2010
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Monifieth

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  • Delete. Towncruft. Of the dull, link-free, picture-free, boring as fuck kind. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:24, Jan 15
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Intro asserts that this Scottish town is fictional. Remainder is high-school-centric free association. Worthless. Spıke ¬  13:23 15-Jan-10
  • DAMNNNNNNNN --Roman Dog Bird 22:00, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • delete. I am going to cancel my holiday booking there. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:54, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't like the title. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 12:01 • Saturday, 16-01-2010
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Kitsune to Ryōken

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  • Delete. I QVFDed it but someone else said to take it here, so here it is! If we need redirects, Po should redirect to Teletubbies instead, far more reasonable. HugePieFan1000 21:14, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. This is simple: it looks like this was a redirect created when Bonner moved The Fox and The Hound article. Pointless, just delete it. Also, hi Tinkywinkyisgay! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:20, 15 Jan
  • Delete every article Tinkywinkyisgay had anything to do with. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:31, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The article is two ounces of meat extended to feed twenty with listcruft filler. The redirect is inscrutable except for the synonym for The Fox and the Hound, which is also inscrutable. And forgive me, but I don't see what hand in this Tinkywinkyisgay had. Spıke ¬  22:54 15-Jan-10
    HugePieFan was his sock. ;) -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:01, 15 Jan
  • Either way, Delete. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:44, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
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I assume the redirect, as the article has a different name. But my vote too is either way. Spıke ¬  02:07 16-Jan-10

VFD-padlock.png Survival of the Sickest

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like the title. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:35 • Thursday, 14-01-2010
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Yes--This deserves a rescue. You see, there are problems with Darwinism, not just the creationism argument, but congenital un-Fitnesses like nose hair. All the current author brings to the table is a Theory by a President of an Organization (an encyclopedia cliché), the racism conspiracy, and black vs. white (although the fact that the misfits who don't have to pay to rear their kids are outbreeding the poor schleps who do, and that's another kick at Darwin). 13:05 14-Jan-10 Backbone now in User:SPIKE/Survival of the Sickest. Romartus, it needs some nose hair and maybe a tailbone. 14:16 14-Jan-10 vote flipped Spıke ¬  23:33 15-Jan-10
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:46, 14 January 2010
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Has not developed humor sufficient for further survival. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:19, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:27, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 09:16, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Take this one to the Dog Pound of Finality.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:25, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:35, 14 Jan
  • Delete. A pain to read for a single joke that wasn't that funny to begin with. SPIKE might be describing a potentially good article, but this isn't it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:04, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. (formerly Keep) Spıke ¬  00:04 16-Jan-10
  • Delete I still like the title. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:38, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. This made Spike have some sort of episode. That's kind of cool, but I still don't like it that much. I can explain why the things you believe disprove Darwinism actually fit very well in the model of evolutionary biology, but I'm not sure it'll get through to you. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:09, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
If you read my substitute as an expression of what I "believe," then its humor still needs work--or you do. Spıke ¬  17:57 14-Jan-10
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment.I don't think the idea is any good to start with Spike on this one so I am going to keep my nose hair clippers in the wash bag for now. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:07, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Closed since SPIKE has re-written it. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 02:37, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
It's remarkable that the mere fact of a rewrite would close a debate, especially as this one got less buy-in than usual. The rewrite I am moving not to replace the deleted article, but to the formerly unused Survival of the Fittest. Spıke ¬  03:55 16-Jan-10

Modern Warfare 2

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  • Delete. Previously a redirect to the main call of duty article this has been edited by IP's for a little while and is in an very poor state. I'd welcome a well written article on this topic and would be happy for it to stay if someone wants to try and save it, but right now this is just a mess. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:31, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • You manage to save the world from these threats, all due to fuckn Chuck Norris. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:37, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:53, 15 Jan
  • Delete. It will Rip your thorat out . --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:37, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In this piece of pointless listcruft, one of the weapons is the Angry German Kid. Spıke ¬  22:50 15-Jan-10
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-0

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  • Delete. D'OH, Muthafuckas! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:27, Jan 15
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fredd, this is not the place for a comment that you like the name. Spıke ¬  13:37 15-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Negate --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:38, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. I've seen a lot of articles that say "X is believed to be (something absurd)," and then aggressively insult the imaginary people who believe that. Like "A car is believed by many to be a giant leg of lamb, but everyone who believes that are stupid gay fat ugly fucks." It bewilders me why people think that is funny. How is that even supposed to be funny? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:20, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Hyperbole is widely believed to be a sentient stop lamp, but everybody who believes that is stupid gay nigger. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:25, 15 Jan
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Yigger

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  • Delete. Hnnnng. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:24, Jan 15
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Generic racism with no comedy rationale. Our Wigger suffices. Spıke ¬  13:36 15-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad wibble in the center and shit on both ends. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:42, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Ride the wave. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 19:45, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Pull the trigger on this Yigger Crap. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:40, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Kenzilla

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  • Delete. Vanity? Mmm, maybe. Short, not very good idea with no links to it and no point to it? Yep. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:18, Jan 15
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Yep. Spıke ¬  13:20 15-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The World Trade Towers? Was this written in 2000? --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:46, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:08, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete Kenzilla? I liked the dinosaur drawing.I did something similar when I was about seven.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:00, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Hold Steady

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  • Delete. Another '07 ICU escapist. Possibly vanity, definitely listy crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:00, Jan 15
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Probably really about a band playing bars in Texas that no one has heard of. Spıke ¬  13:19 15-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Damn near the worst bandcruft I've ever seen. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:44, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Luigi, Keyboardist. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:20, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete Well if this song Girls Like Dicks is/was any good, I wonder if it will be sung on the next edition of X Factor.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:07, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Gurgleglocks

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  • Delete. What's that, Skippy? You say VFD is almost empty? No problem, my old chum - how about a short, random, listy article that escaped ICU in '07, hasn't been touched in ages, and isn't linked from anything? That'll do nicely, you say? Good. Now piss off and push someone down a well, there's a good kangaroo. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:58, Jan 15
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cute but pointless article tied together only by its desire to sound encyclopedic. Spıke ¬  12:42 15-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Gurgleglocks. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:43, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:22, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete This is a case where the baby should be thrown out with the bath water. Glug..... glug glug...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:16, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Siam Invade Champa

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like the title. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:44 • Friday, 15-01-2010
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The Daily Show with Che Guevara

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like the title. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 15:29 • Thursday, 14-01-2010
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  • Delete. ICU escapist from back in '07. Practically no edits since. Random, not funny, not loved (no links) and should be put out of its misery. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:19, Jan 14
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What little content this article has mostly revels in its own lack of certainty. Spıke ¬  13:51 14-Jan-10
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:37, 14 Jan
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 23:08, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't like the title. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 00:13, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Neutral so I'll vote delete to counter Mahm00sha's crazy head. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:05, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
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  • But it is another promising concept, with incompatible juxtaposition as in Emo-Hitler. What if Che Guevara was just kidding? If the guerrilla war and the overthrow of Batista was the work of novices who unfortunately took seriously a late-night cable comedy show? Spıke ¬  13:51 14-Jan-10
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. The idea may be worth saving. Nothing much else. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:46, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

The B team

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like the title. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 15:30 • Thursday, 14-01-2010
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  • Delete. Starts badly, with a couple of pointless "quotes", then moves on to what is essentially a list. No real ideas or jokes, and once again, not linked anywhere, so no-one will miss it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:15, Jan 14
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Our The A Team barely holds together, but it's hard to imagine that knock-offs would be anything but crappy Anon magnets. This one is simply a vessel for serial rambling. Spıke ¬  13:43 14-Jan-10
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:37, 14 Jan
  • Delete I like the title. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:03, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 23:10, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. To counter Fredd's foolishness. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:30, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
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Evil Dead 2

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like the title. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:36 • Thursday, 14-01-2010
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  • Delete. The funniest part of this article is "acid, mushroom, mescaline, and DMT trip." ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 00:30, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ooh! God (who has been impregnated) has created a horror-movie sequel. Don't care, even if someone has a "bangable girlfriend." Spıke ¬  00:51 14-Jan-10
  • Groovy. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 00:55, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. I did like this line: Ash shows obvious signs of dementia as he starts to laugh with furniture while watching Evil Dead 1... Yeah, laugh with your table and chairs. Now there is a concept perhaps worth pursuing one slack day. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:28, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 17:33, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:34, 14 Jan
  • Delete I like the title. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:04, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
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Would the title be considered a worthy aspect to make it stay? ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 17:38, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

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  • Keep keep This is not our best article, but it is in no way close to being anything near our worst. I see no reason to delete it. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:52, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Per Woody. It actually starts off really good. Then it gets questionable, and then it gets bad. But it can be fixed. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:43, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Per Woody and Hyperbole. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:41, 12 January 2010
  • Per Woody, Hyperbole, and Socky. Maybe add a template to give the article some love. Slithy Tove 00:27, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:17, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like the title. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:37 • Thursday, 14-01-2010
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per above. --Mn-z 17:32, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep It's a good idea badly executed. Maybe stick some kind of tag that does some kind of thing on it. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:06, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
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  • It's got cloying cuteness and scads of red-links, author wants to write an instruction booklet rather than an encyclopedia article, and it's not intensely funny, but explain to me why it's that bad. Spıke ¬  21:14 9-Jan-10

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Bowling for Soup

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  • Delete. Lame bandcruft. All the usual suspects are here, from Chuck to incredibly funny alternate names for their best-known songs, stopping at all points in between. Not linked from anywhere, so no-one will miss it, so do us and it a favour: get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:24, Jan 13
  • What sort of faggot types out: “Who the hell is that?” ~ Metallica, AC/DC, Motley Crue, and Nirvana on Bowling For Soup and thinks it's funny? What the fuck? --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 20:48, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Boop. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:01, 13 Jan
  • Delete. Having through necessity (and ignorance) to check on who this band are, I came to the conclusion we should give this to Wikipedia as the real thing look less funny that this effort. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:58, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Like the average middle-schooler's put-downs of a band he can't outdo. Three edits in all of 2009, all by AnonIP, none good. Also, want to see what happens if VFD is entirely emptied out. Spıke ¬  02:01 14-Jan-10
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The Lion King

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Intro fires on all cylinders. Final sections are listy but okay. The only way to interpret this is that the entire, inept Section 1 is vandalism. Reads better without it, doesn't it? 01:25 Upon further review, even Section 1 has potential; marred only by author's aversion to paragraphs and his unfortunate opinion that he as a storyteller is funnier than the story. Spıke ¬  02:07 13-Jan-10
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  • Delete. Cruft of some description. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:46, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • delete.The intro is better than the rest of the article which picks up some unfunny thorns in its paws and then limps on to a list and weak conclusion. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:02, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Workable concepts are present, but there's no follow through. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:13, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. I'm struggling to see a worthwhile idea in that mess. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:41, Jan 13
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:16, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete Someone should be able to make a good article out of this subject. This is poor. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:03, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:09, 13 Jan
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Wow! you have found a version from an alternate universe where Sovietism is chic! Everyone else is voting against, and I think they would be equally disposed to vote against the alternate. I am wavering, and am certainly not volunteering to repair, not having seen the movie. Spıke ¬  00:57 14-Jan-10

Breakcore

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  • Delete. Unfunny, highly redlinky, and not linked from anywhere. This was actually an ICU escapist back in '07, but it's had sufficient edits since then for me to bring it here and not summarily delete it. I found nothing worth keeping - you? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:31, Jan 13
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Okay, intro, make me want to read. What is "breakcore"? "loosely defined extreme acoustic," then five red-links, then "bum drubbing...anal porn." You go on, similarly, to combine a panorama of ingredients--but you cannot make the sale. Spıke ¬  15:30 13-Jan-10
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 20:46, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Deboop. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:02, 13 Jan
  • Delete..As the article says In retrospect it was a load of bollocks...which I can say, is very prescient considering the expected fate of this particular work. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:52, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Banana Chan

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  • Delete. Y'know, I could have sworn I nommed this already, but it appears I was wrong. I should've done - this is short and crap. And only linked from here, so it won't be missed. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:49, Jan 13
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lacks appeal. What? Ow! Stop hitting me! --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:15, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • poop --Roman Dog Bird 20:50, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Boop. Hehe. "Boop". -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:00, 13 Jan
  • Delete. As the article says: it's a derivative hodge-podge and mish-mash of the entire anime genre, with no original thought. I quite agree. Now bugger off. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:01, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
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  • This is a cleverly written, promising start, which I think no one is going to finish. Author "Newlegend" did only this, on 18-Sep-09, then went away. "Banana Chan" is something real, though its Wikipedia article was deleted in 2006, and again in 2007. What's here right now is marred only by the tendency to explain jokes rather than tell them. But the referenced Bananas In Pyjamas is hideous. Spıke ¬  14:09 13-Jan-10

Video iPod Nano U2 HD

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Combo Delete off of Gondola of Death. I never cared for iPod jokes and now that iPods are commonplace, sundry items in society our need for them is even less so. This stubby article has nothing new to say. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:54, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Pointless and not funny. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:41, Jan 13
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 20:51, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Not well done and not complete, but it is about something current and has a little cleverness. Spıke ¬  13:10 13-Jan-10

Crash Tag Team Racing

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  • Delete. It's essentially just a giant list, but if you want to get more specific than that, it's an unfunny, gamecrufty, random, boring list. It's not been touched since it was created, the author hasn't been back since, it's not linked from anywhere (spot the pattern in most of my noms?) and it should go. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:39, Jan 13
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per above. Spıke ¬  15:59 13-Jan-10
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 20:40, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Per UU. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:04, 13 Jan P.S. Boop!
  • Delete. I shed a tear and say goodbye to an article that includes this classic line: A couple of talking male chickens serve as the announcers.....I think you will find they are also called Cocks. Which is what this in the singular. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:46, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Atlantean Ocean

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Vanilla creme? The author is straining so hard for material I want to buy him a laxative. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:39, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This brainstorming ocean cruise is utterly missing an anchor. Spıke ¬  13:02 13-Jan-10
  • Delete. Randumb. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:38, Jan 13
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:03, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:08, 13 Jan
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Isaac Brock

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. FAIL! --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:27, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Starts out bad--Intro requires that you follow a story about the unnamed Third Moon of Jupiter, then starts brainstorming about its laws. The reward if you do: Listcruft. Spıke ¬  12:32 13-Jan-10
  • Delete. Just crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:39, Jan 13
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:08, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Boop. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:09, 13 Jan
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Bananas In Pyjamas

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Referenced in Banana Chan, which appears below. Revolting from start to finish. Spıke ¬  16:02 13-Jan-10
  • Delete. Really, really poor. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:44, Jan 13
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 19:59, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete It starts with itching but then a delicious ripe banana tree will grow inside the pants engulfing the victims genitils and eventually killing them! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:49, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Actually, that line Syndrome quoted made me chuckle a little. However, they misspelled pajamas so delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:06, 13 Jan
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CN Real

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  • Delete. Essentially just a list with three lame quotes at the start, this should have been ICU'd on creation but wasn't. I see no reason to keep it around. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:33, Jan 13
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Hey, everyone! Here's what I think about seven shows on Cartoon Network!" Don't care. Spıke ¬  15:31 13-Jan-10
  • I jack off to this. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 20:42, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:40, 13 January 2010
  • I jack off to RDB jacking off to this. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:03, 13 Jan
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Gondola Of Death

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Combo Delete from Gondola. Steve Balmercruft? Really? Is that how you want to do this, article? --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:49, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another aimless article, including typewriter-style "illustration" and obsolete Bush/Saddam digression. Spıke ¬  13:08 13-Jan-10
  • Delete. Crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:36, Jan 13
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 20:52, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Booplete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:02, 13 Jan
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  • But wait--is that a solar-powered gondola? This little twerp has assembled two cute though unrelated illustrations on the gondola theme. The alternative in User:SPIKE/Gondola is already more clever. As with Hmor, Romartus or others could stretch this in additional directions.13:22 Alternative was installed in Gondola after the original was deleted; Romartus contributed knowledge of the gondola dialogue from The Third Man. Spıke ¬  21:59 13-Jan-10

Durand Line

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  • Delete. ZZzzZzzZZzzzZZZZzzzzzzz.... Dear god, that's dull. Is there anything approaching an attempt at a joke anywhere in it? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:35, Jan 13
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny, not meant to be. Surely we are being used to spread propaganda by one side in an Asian border dispute. Spıke ¬  16:52 13-Jan-10
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 19:57, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:27, 13 January 2010
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VFD-padlock.png Gondola

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Combo Delete off of Atlantean Ocean. Short, listy and bad. THANKS SARAH! --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:46, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article written for no reason. I prefer the gondola made of genitals. "All the rest suck ass." Spıke ¬  13:04 13-Jan-10
  • Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:37, Jan 13
  • ?pedia --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:44, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:01, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Deleted (by R.D.B.) in view of vote; changed to VFDc and replacement version moved in. Spıke ¬  21:49 13-Jan-10

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  • Don't look now but SteventheMario has been here. 25-Dec-09 version was one paragraph long, an amusing concept but nowhere near an article. He blanked the page, except for macro code, was reverted by Opty, and did it again. 02:11 Correction: It was a paragraph of prose for only that one day (courtesy of Nats1582, his only contribution ever) and before that was about what it is today. Used only in the thoroughly horrible Invasion of Uncyclopedia, which is probably an inside joke. Spıke ¬  02:19 13-Jan-10 post-edited

Petronas Towers

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  • Delete. Short, incoherent mess, which has escaped our notice since 2005. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:09, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A three-paragraph attempt to cast Malaysian buildings as "fallus [sic] symbols". Spıke ¬  12:21 12-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Is there a Rabbi in the house to decipher this one? Especially: Those two fallus symbols were already consired the Jewish symbol of gay enlightment. PHAILLLL. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:22, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:41, 12 Jan
  • Lame but not a bad target for satire. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:48, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete Slithy Tove 00:37, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Also, penis. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:55, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Black sweat

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Made up disease article suffers from bad concept, general stupidity. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:12, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete..No sweat decision to want to have this removed. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:48, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Free-association by a guy with an agenda. Typos and "(you guessed it)" in intro are signals that this won't be seriously funny. Spıke ¬  12:18 12-Jan-10
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:37, 12 Jan
  • Delete Slithy Tove 00:35, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
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  • I know you're really not supposed to abstain on VFDs, but I'm torn on this one. To me, there's something pretty funny about having the audacity to suggest that slaves died during the Middle Passage merely because they got so pissed off that they sweated themselves to death. And yet, the article isn't good. Meh. I don't know. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:47, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
There's no rule that everyone must vote on everything, nor against giving an opinion without a vote (except the warning above not to turn this into a talk page). The recent edict was against nominating-plus-abstaining. Spıke ¬  23:10 12-Jan-10

VFD-padlock.png UnBooks:A UTP: Link Gets Pregnant and Dies

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That's just fucking awful. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:52, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Assuming that UnBooks allows for UnComicBooks, the story told here isn't witty nor funny. Spıke ¬  03:17 11-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Can't imagine why anyone is going to find this funny unless it is the writer's mother. Time for bed ! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:36, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Shit. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:36, 12 Jan
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  • Right now on the substance, it's 5 Delete and one-half Keep. This article will be saved by the old, fuzzy, awful, "So bad it's good" criterion, like that rock in the middle of NH-101 out in Dublin; it's a hazard but it's sooo histoooric. Spıke ¬  12:29 12-Jan-10
    • Some things are legitimately so bad that they're good. Everyone knows that Plan 9 from Outer Space is utter shit, but it would be sorely missed if every copy in existence were to suddenly vanish forever. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:42, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

kept. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:34, Jan 12

Royal Pavillion

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  • Delete. Short 'n' shit. Untouched for two years, not linked from anywhere except here, not loved, needed or wanted. Not funny, let's make it not here. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:00, Jan 10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A matter-of-fact description of a building. With sex jokes. Wow. Spıke ¬  12:14 10-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Despite being short it packs in unfunny abuse about the city of Brighton,2012 London Olympic Games,tourists and homosexuals.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:20, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:47, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:35, 12 Jan
  • Who was at the DuPont Pavillion? Why was the bench still warm? Who had been there? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:45, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
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Captain Melbourne

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We already have a sorta crappy page for Captain Falcon. We don't want or need a crappier page for a crappier version of Captain Falcon. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:36, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Y'know, I just came across this heap of pointlessness, and was about to VFD it myself when I got to the bottom of the page and realised the Count had beaten me to it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:03, Jan 10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.game junk.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:41, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:49, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Neopian worlds

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg STFUN00B A typical, stupid, MMO game related bliphead hissy fit about how such and such is t3h suxxorz. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:31, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "how is that suppose to make sense?" asks the intro, a question that haunted me through the entire read. Spıke ¬  12:18 10-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It appears the writer had already had tried to post this on wikipedia as well as that is now a dead link. I think we should follow suit. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:57, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:50, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:34, 12 Jan
  • Per Monkey Crisco. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:44, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
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LifeScript

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A bad concept executed badly. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:21, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Epic fail within intro! Nonsense year number violates our style, and "prattle" remark, like the one Romartus noted below, signals the reader that the article isn't worth reading. And it isn't. Spıke ¬  12:19 11-Jan-10
  • poop --Roman Dog Bird 21:21, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete - At least it doesn't mention Chuck Norris. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 23:47, Jan. 11, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Ubergay!!!--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 00:12, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Hmor

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Excellent concept (regrettable overreaction to a top-down mandate not to use British spelling), completely undeveloped. Author can't decide between omission and strikethru; never pursues even the obvious, that the currency is the Pond, nor a possible link between Hmor and the Hmong. If y'all would vomit onto my talk page some words that become promising other words when the u is removed, I'll try to weave them into an article that actualy attains cleverness. Spıke ¬  12:16 11-Jan-10
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Humor without "U" is Hmor. Hmor without humor completely unchanged. A typical bad stub. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:01, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. dlete. Or give it to llgicpda. Crp. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:46, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete this nonsense and then the lad Spike can whack his portion in. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:48, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. in favor of Romartus's and my alternative--nothing left from the original except the Oscar Wilde quote and the concept of an island nation; original author hasn't been around in 1.5 years. Spıke ¬  22:00 11-Jan-10
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:57, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Alternate version taking shape at Yooser:SPIKE/Hmor, Romie taking the lead expanding it in new directions. U can help--but keep doing it with no u. Spıke ¬  15:19 11-Jan-10 post-edited
  • Hmor inspired me to write this. sausage lol 22:39, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Deleted (by R.D.B.) in view of vote; changed to VFDc and replacement version moved in. Spıke ¬  23:21 11-Jan-10

Windows source code

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  • Delete.Not funny at all.--Yutsi 00:57, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Retelling the bog standard Microsoft joke in C++ does not make it any more interesting. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:09, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dittos. We stipulate that Microsoft is out to take over the world; but stating the rant in the form of a computer program doesn't bring anything really new to the table. Spıke ¬  03:16 11-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Considered by many the most useless piece of code. An article that weighs itself down with this dud opening line isn't going to get any better. And it doesn't. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:42, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Yep. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:22, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
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The Legend O' Zelda (series)

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It doesn't get really bad until the fourth section, where it gets really, really bad. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:07, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't know from Legend O'Zelda--and would like to keep a good thing going!--but even someone who did could not view this text as more than a carrier for the (unrelated) Caramelldansen animation. Spıke ¬  03:23 11-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Drone drone drone..and then comes along yet another dirty long list. Oh dear. Another literary failure. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:28, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:46, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 23:51, Jan. 11, 2010
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Run from Zanu PF

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  • Delete. Two very short and unfunny paragraphs, then 4 quotes. Go bye-bye. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:58, Jan 10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There's some concept there but it withers on the vine. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:46, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Even if this grew into a real article about Mugabe and extreme crowd control in Zimbabwe, it would have to go beyond irony to actual cleverness to avoid just being a rant. Spıke ¬  12:12 10-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Good idea but bad execution. Shame. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:23, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:47, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Koopalings

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If I wanted to hear a detailed account of the sex lives of cartoon turtle monsters...

well I'd still go here but that doesn't change the fact that this is pretty bad gamercruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:50, January 10, 2010 (UTC)

  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An irreverent (but not funny) amateur character study of seven cartoon characters. Like we care? Spıke ¬  16:32 10-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Kid cartoon porn.Just the ticket for Encyclopedia Dramatica. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:38, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. No humor other than smut. A shame. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:33, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:48, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Attack_of_the_Show

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Here's a Representative SampleHurricane Hugo and Courtney Love stormed the beaches of Normandy with the C Company on the 32nd of December, 2035. Courtney Love was shot by a Nazi wielding the shotgun that killed Kurt Cobain. She then turned into a black bat and flew away to Hitler's castle in Germany where they made sweet, sweet love. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:01, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Hnnnnng. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:49, Jan 10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. When two authors start using it as a talk page, it almost doesn't stand out. Spıke ¬  12:08 10-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Template randumbo with added links. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:44, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Complete mess. Too bad; I wish we had this article. That show would be a great target for satire. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:36, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Game Boy

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article has been modified regularly since its creation in 2005. I didn't check every iteration of it but unless there was some anomalous moment of genius that got overwritten it's been fluctuating between "moderately unsatisfactory" and "exploding septic system" for four years. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:55, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Amazing that they are still so far away from having an article after nearly 5 years. Spıke ¬  21:49 9-Jan-10
  • Delete. Really sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:44, Jan 10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Is anything recoverable from this dreck ? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:05, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:55, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png The Hidden Story of Twilight

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*Delete. I hate Twilight as much as the next hetero man, but this page is just an unfunny anti-Twilight rant. It has no place here. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:44, 9 Jan Fine, ICU it is. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:24, 9 Jan

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  • This is the only work of a very new user. Perhaps he doesn't know "it has no place here." It is QVFD-able, but an Admin should move it to his userspace pending refinement. The article itself reads like a serious review of a new movie by someone with an agenda (I enjoyed his notion of "stachatory [sic] rape"), and its funny spots are only funny by getting the names of things wrong. Spıke ¬  16:42 9-Jan-10
  • Invalid nom article is under 7 days old. I would say that should get an ICU tag, its a bit better QVFD bad. --Mn-z 19:14, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
    No, it's utter shit but whatever. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:24, 9 Jan

Slodrenkinitis

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  • Delete. I have a sneaky suspicion of vanity here, but if not, I also have a sneaky suspicion of unfunniness and pointlessness. Nothing except this vote links to it, which confirms my suspicions. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:52, Jan 10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hard to avoid the conclusion that this isn't fun but making fun of a specific person. Spıke ¬  12:02 10-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Google the name and you come to http://shaylocray.deviantart.com/journal/28934367/ where there is a boast about this article on uncyclopedia. Suggests vanity --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:31, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
That the cyber-bullied kid brags about it does more than "suggest." Spıke ¬  03:25 11-Jan-10
That's all I needed - can't believe I didn't spot that myself. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:17, Jan 11
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U.S. v. Pope (2049)

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 2006cruft at its cruftyest. 1 contributor, 1 try, 1 fail 0 progress in 38 months. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:25, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Fail - The title alone is evidence enough of what's ahead. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 09:33, Jan. 10, 2010
  • Delete. It's short, it's shit and it's had no love - easy call. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:07, Jan 10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Goofy. Not funny. Spıke ¬  12:03 10-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Case dismissed. Insufficient humour.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:33, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Summer Heights High

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This survived VFD a year and a half ago and all the keep votes were luke warm, the sort of vote that admits that it's bad but that if someone really put some work into it it'll turn around and blossom into the butterfly princess or something. Well, a year and a half later and it's aged like Italian wine meat in a hot car trunk. Let's pretend we gave it a 17 month ICU tag and let it go. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:12, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Let me sum what Count said: This is still crap. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 09:37, Jan. 10, 2010
  • Delete. Per what I would have said last time had I voted: this sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:06, Jan 10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Obvious vandalism at start and end. Everything that isn't can fit in one screen, and it still isn't funny. Spıke ¬  12:05 10-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If these were the heights, just as well we didn't get the lows.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:35, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete Not the butterfly princess I had hoped. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:45, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
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UnNews:Domo-kun owns USMC

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Memeful and meaningless. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:18, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - The fact that it was written by a noob makes me feel bad. But not bad enough to vote 'keep' or 'abstain'. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 09:42, Jan. 10, 2010
  • Delete. Short, shown no love, random, unfunny. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:53, Jan 10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. All of the above. Spıke ¬  12:10 10-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I am left wondering. Is that the author in the clip as well ? If not, it should be. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:01, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete I don't understand the title, I don't understand the content. I don't understand why that boy's face bounces towards me. 'Grues' and 'Chuck Norris'. 21:07, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Angry German Kid

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. User Steventhemario came to our attention with the nomination below of Morshu. His rudimentary user page lists this template-laden page as one of his works. I rewrote Angry Asian Kid but have no ideas on saving this one. Spıke ¬  18:11 9-Jan-10
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  • What about the {{wip}}? If we're ignoring that, then delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:23, 9 Jan
Upon closer review, you're right. Upon even closer review, if this isn't cyberbullying, I don't know what it is. QVFD, then? Spıke ¬  18:26 9-Jan-10
Upon even closer review, Mordillo and 2 others have found that gentle persuasion on his talk page (regarding template abuse) doesn't work. Spıke ¬  18:30 9-Jan-10
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Spike, you don't know what is. Go to Youtube and search "Angry German Kid". Pick a video, any video. It's a minor meme based on a home made and intentional bit of webcam comedy that's been modified and repeated to exhaustion. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:01, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • probably invalid nom the article was a day old (from when it was changed from a redirect) and had a wip tag on it. I'm not exactly sure how we count "article age" for articles built over redirects, but in my opinion, I think counting the age from the de-redirecting for VFD, ICU and related templates would make the most sense. Even if we say this article is old, it still had a non-abused WIP tag, making the nom invalid. --Mn-z 19:12, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • I withdraw the nomination, per the above, also pending the resolution of people's other issues with the guy. PS--And never mind the clean-up; Steventhemario has deleted {{VFD}} himself. And added two nice long lists, sigh! Spıke ¬  21:47 9-Jan-10
  • Invalid nom. ICUd instead. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:56, January 9, 2010 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Morshu

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  • Delete. This has more templates than content. Also, the content is pants. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:23, 9 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not really full of templates; merely {{Rewrite}} and of course {{VFD}}, which the author is continuing to edit in spite of. He is not a totally new user, and last week left his gift on a number of pages, mostly involving cartoons. But yes, the content is worthless. Spıke ¬  18:02 9-Jan-10
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  • Author's contribution to Pimp, yesterday, was to hard-code his own version of {{Wikipedia}} at the top (since corrected). Spıke ¬  18:08 9-Jan-10
  • Invalid nom article is only a day old. Unless this is a recreation of a deleted version, which looking at the logs, seems unlikely, it should get an ICU tag. --Mn-z 19:08, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
    On this one I don't care. Looking at the author's past contributions suggests that this will only get worse (if that's even possible) with time. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:26, 9 Jan
  • Invalid. ICUd instead. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:55, January 9, 2010 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png :Category:Musicians Who Suck So Monumentally That It Really, Truly Amazes Me That The Earth And Any Surrounding Planets And Quite Possibly A Good Bit Of The Afterlife Have Not Yet Been Swallowed Entirely

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  • Keep, noobs need ~Symbol heart vote.svg ~ too. (Besides it's not hurting anything & I think it's funnier than a few of the other "in" jokes around here.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 03:32 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I've grown accustomed to your face. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:18, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep. One of the less pointless categories, partly for the noob-friendly reasons mentioned. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:11, Jan 5
  • Keep Funny category. Funny after all is what Uncyclopedia is all about. Spike recommends changing to "Awful musicians" but that just sounds awfully mundane. Like my idol, Oscar Wilde I am an aesthete. I believe in humour for humour's sake. --Ozymandiaz 16:33, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
I don't object to the not-all-business nature of this category so much as to its absurd length--three lines, on my screen, in the section head above. Is there a shorter, middle ground that would convey irreverence without the irritating self-congratulation? Something like Category:Musicians whose work could curdle milk? Spıke ¬  16:54 5-Jan-10
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Rename. I concede the need for something like Category:Awful musicians, and concede that all the musicians currently categorized here are awful. But the only thing the long title does is signify that its creator is awfully clever--which you don't need when you're looking for something. If you're not using the category to look for something, it's merely a way, like a shoop-da-whoop animation or a Motivational Poster, to give an article an artificial goose to its humor rating without doing any original work. Neither the existing nor the proposed new name is in Category:Categories, so I don't know if there's some existing category that could cover for it. Spıke ¬  01:15 5-Jan-10
  • Agreed. When I first came here, I thought it was one of the funniest things on the website. Now it just annoys me. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 01:19, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
Well, the first half is a good argument to Keep--though it's also a description of any joke that goes on for too long. Spıke ¬  01:23 5-Jan-10
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  • I raised this issue when we were discussing R. Kelly--and now see Ozymandiaz's warning that I will have him to answer to. Buzzed him on his talk page, but am not withdrawing the nom. Game on. Spıke ¬  01:22 5-Jan-10
  • Victory shall be mine! --Ozymandiaz 16:33, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

kept - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:38, Jan 9

Asplode! The Musical

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More like "One Meme worked to Death The Musical". --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:39, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Worked to death" is right. Just "one meme" is wrong. Spıke ¬  02:51 9-Jan-10
  • Delete. This is a Homestar thing, right? How did it become so fucking cancerous on Uncyclopedia? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:52, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Funny ? Funny not. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:48, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:19, 9 Jan
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Scharnhorst (battlecruiser)

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Tv3 New Zealand

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I can tell it's bad because my eyes are bleeding. This article contributes nothing. IronLung 00:15, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listy and full of childish cut-downs. I'd say warn the author to fix it up, but it's been done (by template). Spıke ¬  00:54 9-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Crap -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 05:16, Jan. 9, 2010
  • Carp. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:21, 9 Jan
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Pilgrim

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  • Delete. Should have been written over by Sog. Doesn't add anything to the subject not already covered in the excellent article The Pilgrim Fathers. I propose we delete and redirect. IronLung 00:11, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:44, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article is chatty, lapses into rants, and ends with a vegetarianism scolding. It isn't horrible, but a redirect to The Pilgrim Fathers is a giant step forward. Spıke ¬  00:47 9-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - This article tries, but fails. Also, fuck vegertarians. *eat bloody steak* MMMMM -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 05:15, Jan. 9, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.The gospel according to St.Crap. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:01, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:22, 9 Jan
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The National Anti-Penguin Association

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is racist against penguins. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:35, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:36, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Adolf Hitler was forced to eat poop after his teeth came off when he was still inside. Takes a reverse genius to come up with a line like that. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:48, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Indeed. What Romartus said. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:54, 8 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listcruft and potty humor. Even Pingu, to which we are sent supposedly to get a membership list, is listy though not awful. Spıke ¬  23:31 8-Jan-10
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VFD-padlock.png :Category:Things Which Did Not Happen In 1927

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spamming references to that one article we featured in 2005 isn't funny. Especially when that article is in fact random listcruft that would probably be deleted if it wasn't featured and meme-ified in 2005. --Mn-z 04:53, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Automatic vote for a category that doesn't categorize. (Should be "Things that did not happen in 1927"--Not terribly important, except in a title.) Spıke ¬  11:35 2-Jan-10
  • Delete. Pointless. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:46, 2 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - I thought about voting keep on this, since it seems like some kind of inside joke. Then I changed my mind. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 18:50, Jan. 2, 2010
  • Smite lightning.jpg SMITE THIS!!! Pointless category, one not worth mentioning anywhere but here.--TrekCaptain 07:54, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:22, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Comment. Instead of deleting it outright, maybe the category could just be emptied and used solely on 1927? MadMax 08:22, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • No consensus after a week - keeperated. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:49, Jan 9

Taylor Swift

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  • Delete. She's having a hell of a year and she's pretty cute. This article, on the other hand, is having zero redeeming value and is ugly as fuck. Let's start over. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:26, 8 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. “Taylor Swift can't sing.(She is a whore!)” The initial quote by Captain Obvious is as clever as this article gets. Yes, start over. Spıke ¬  22:34 8-Jan-10
  • oh ha ha ha ha ha lololol --Roman Dog Bird 22:36, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete - This article is the reason for the tear drops on my keyboard. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 22:39, Jan. 8, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Taylor Swift is a god-damn retarded, Taylor Swift, the article, I mean. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:41, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Witless. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:44, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Red link saboteurs

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  • Yeah yeah, this survived VFD a month ago somehow. I don't get it, it's a page with the sole purpose of fucking up another page. It's not funny in the slightest and nobody is ever gonna search for it. So, unless somebody can sufficiently explain why this shouldn't have been huffed on sight, Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:36, 7 Jan
  • shit lol sausage lol 23:44, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete I find this really fucking funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:55, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Assuming the nomination is proper, I repeat my comment from a month ago: "This pseudo-intellectual clap should serve to eat up the last 30 minutes of my work day." I'm grateful that Section 4, though still in self-obsession, summed up exactly why it should be hanged without possibility of parole. Section 2 is so needlessly cryptic that I never got the "good idea." It's babble. Spıke ¬  00:01 8-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Utter shit. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 01:21, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A call to arms for the 'red linkers' ? Also as it was deleted first time round, not sure it should be allowed back in as basically the same article. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:13, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • what even is it Faggle.giftalk 15:46, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
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AvPD

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  • Delete. It's short, I found no funny and saw no point. Also, nothing links to it, so it's not loved. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:54, Jan 5
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That's just not true. VFD links to it. "Aforementioned....extreme pretension...extreme and dramatic verbosity...." if I may quote. Spıke ¬  16:58 5-Jan-10
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 17:29, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Sets up a premise and then actually has nothing originally funny to say about it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:12, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:11, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Buh. nigh-unreadable Faggle.giftalk 15:55, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Template:Nintendo

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg ugly, doesn't have any added value. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:40, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As above. Spıke ¬  14:42 8-Jan-10
  • Yes delete but where the Kate Bush have I put my keys? mAttlobster. (hello) 14:49, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. this is a bit less ugly version in the history, but its still worthless. --Mn-z 15:42, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Oh I always hated the shit out of this template but never did anything. It's an ugly waste of space, would be happy to see it go :P Faggle.giftalk 15:44, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
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John Skeffington

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The name matches a real person, but otherwise it's total flibberdyjibbet. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:08, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Intro is a classic attempt to write pompous encyclopedia-speak despite having nothing to say. The rest confirms it. Spıke ¬  13:18 7-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.The writing method for this was: fill bucket full of random and then proceed to nearest wall to throw contents of said container at. See what sticks and then serve. Nose pegs provided. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:48, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. goes nowhere and has an annoying "A happened. Not wait, A didn't happen, B happened." format. --Mn-z 15:24, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:26, 7 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Wow, that's crap. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 22:49, Jan. 7, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:31, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete This one could go either way. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:59, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
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Terminal Huffer's Syndrome

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VFD-padlock.png The 2000s Decade

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. If we huff this, it's not like we're going to get a replacement decade added on at the end, is it? Kip's global threats, and the singular inability of government either to deal with them or even correctly state the problem, have been a constant throughout history. For me, the decade started typing into a DOS text editor for which, at least, I had the source code, and ends jointly typesetting with partners around the globe. Spıke ¬  12:09 31-Dec-09
I say again: Delete votes should come first in these tables. Keep votes are rebuttals. Spıke ¬  20:20 1-Jan-10
Ha, ha, you said "butt." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:40, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Conditional Keep Tag it with {{fix}} and huff it if nobody improves it it 30 days. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:10, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg weak keep most of it is crap, but has some redeeming value. --Mn-z 00:47, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep, if only for the cartoons I grew up with, some of which still have nostalgia value, for some decent movies. Hey, at least it wasn't the '80s. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:00, Jan 3
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Aughtcruft - One pitiful excuse of a decade. Islamic terrorism, wars, bad world leaders, natural disasters galore, global warming, global recession, internet memes, Uncyclopedia... shall I go on? -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 08:53, Dec. 31, 2009
  • Delete most of the parts relating to my ex-wife. Keep the articles I wrote. Feature that time Maurissa Tancharoen responded to my fan mail. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:50, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete - besides a few advances in entertainment technology, this decade was a crap one. Huff it, and then place a redirect to the 1990's. --Matfen 22:23, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Because Uncyclopedia was founded, and everyone knows it's the worst! —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:30, 1 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Because it fucking sucked. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:09, 7 January 2010
  • Delete As per Matfen. sausage lol 23:23, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Abstain / LOL!!! At first I thought this was an article. :P Now I realize its just a funny joke. Indeed, it was a bad decade. In some ways, in others, it was pretty good. Pretty good in ways that are personal to me, that is. --TrekCaptain 09:14, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
It's gratifying to welcome an editor whose reaction time to contributions with an alternate point-of-view is even slower than mine. Spıke ¬  20:20 1-Jan-10
I should mention I saw this at about 3:00 AM, my local time. :P --TrekCaptain 00:36, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • My child was conceived during this decade. Therefore all your arguments are meaningless - kept. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:38, Jan 8

List of Stereotypes (and consequently all sub-pages)

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I'm not a fan of categories, but this attempt at organization actually organizes. The constituent articles are all over the map, but the courage to tout our articles on stereotypes--and deliver readers to the exact thing they're looking for--indeed marks us as a free-speech zone. I don't fully understand the nomination; if any particular article is driven by "anger" rather than humor, I'd be for deleting that. Spıke ¬  01:23 3-Jan-10
    dude. it's not using the stereotypes in a humourous way at all. it's just putting them there on the page. Faglogo.pngtalk 01:25, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
I've crawled down the hierarchy and don't like the bulleted lists in the subsidiary collections. Spıke ¬  01:38 3-Jan-10 (PS--But it's not worth quitting over! see below)
  • Keep Puppy already tried this. (I dunno, check the archives). It's a dumb IP magnet, yeah, but Stereotype is our most popular article and was even before Puppy rewrote it when it was still all these lists slapped into one. Deleting this would be like deleting Chuck Norris. Yes, Norris isn't funny anymore, but the freaks that populate the internet still love him. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:33, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
    so, what yr saying, is this is no longer a humour wiki... if so, not only do I withdraw my nomination but I withdraw myself from the site entirely. seriously. (also, at least chuck norris was funny AT SOME POINT) Faglogo.pngtalk 01:36, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
Please! a list of stereotypes could be funny or could be a resource for authors who want to write a funny article ("your people act funny" versus "your people are racially fated to fail"). Maintaining a list doesn't necessarily mean we want any individual to be limited by the stereotypes held about his group. Spıke ¬  01:41 3-Jan-10
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. lists are not bad in and of themselves. this one is not random, and it can work as a "list holder" to keep listfulness out of other articles. --Mn-z 01:58, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
    • Yes they are, yes it is, and no it can't, because the articles it links to are also lists and because the people adding lists to things are too dumb to realize the list is already there. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:02, Jan 3
  • Symbol opinion vote.svg Strong Keep! This can easily be copy-edited and tied into other articles to be made useful as both a stub and a (disambiguation) directory. Please look at what I've done to make the joke(s) pop-at-the-top; the reader can choose to peruse or ignore the remainder thereafter. (Not everyone is trapped reading the whole page; there is a scroll wheel on the mouse ya know.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03 Jan 2010 ~ 12:18 (UTC)
Delete
  • Delete. God damn delete. It harbours a bazillion pages full of lists. Reading them is like reading a series of wikipedia list-based articles written by angry 14 year olds. Plus, it harbours a BAZILLION PAGES FULL OF LISTS. It's a complete, and huge, waste of space. Zero humour, constant thoughtless vitriol at (insert stereotype here). It's not like I'm asking you to delete an article that uses stereotypes in an appropriately humorous way. You might as well create a series of articles based on "List of types of humour". Please delete. Please. That is all. Guh. Faglogo.pngtalk 01:18, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • UN:LIST is a favorite uncyclopedia guideline of mine. Check it out. Also, this page is fucking stupid. The popular page is Stereotype, not the giant fucking list of them. Anyone who wants a list of stereotypes for an article can spend 20 seconds on google, or just try being not culturally retarded. Delete, redirect to Stereotype, and protect. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:47, Jan 3
Actually, the popular article was the giant list, but Andorin choped it up into subpages because of the size, and then POTR rewrote it and moved the lists here. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 02:01, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
Cool, then the popular article was replaced and we no longer have any need for this tripe. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:07, Jan 3
Meh, I don't really care either way.Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 02:08, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Smite lightning.jpg Strike this down with the unrivaled power of VFD! --TrekCaptain 07:52, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Strong Delete. A crap list of even crappier lists. This is not funny, and we really, really don't need it here. Per everything Led and Fag have said. I haven't seen a single compelling argument among the keep votes - this is pointless and should go. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:13, Jan 4
  • Smite lightning.svg Smite. With utmost fury of the Gods. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 13:23 • Monday, 4-01-2010
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:20, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete What a mess. Just shit. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:41, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • On second thought, no. Destroy it and protect it creation. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:53, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:44, 5 Jan
  • Listcruft is a crime, and crime is for niggers. sausage lol 19:34, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Gonna call this one deleted. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:37, Jan 7

VFD-padlock.png Template:N00blet

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  • Keep Have you seen the list of what uses this template? It's everywhere, partly because of its use in Unsignpost, and partly because of its use in the catch-all Template:Mad. These mad-lib templates have uses, and although it takes a bit of ingenuity to see the use of this one, I'm sure there is one. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:30, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. You guys need to click on 'what links here' before you vote delete. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:58, 6 January 2010
Under 150 links, only a handful in mainspace and half on talk pages. The fact that compost heaps like Shrooms#Terrors would have to be replaced by something competent is a happy side-effect. The related template {{expletive}} needs to go next. Creative writers should choose their own expletives. Spıke ¬  14:46 6-Jan-10
You can't delete {{expletive}}. That would ruin the classic Tourette's Syndrome even more. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:14, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
Wouldn't ruin anything, would only preclude the use of a library template to return different swears on each read. Spıke ¬  13:20 7-Jan-10
Delete
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A snazzy way to get one of three dozen childish taunts inserted on the page, chosen at random. At least rename it to B00rish. Spıke ¬  02:25 6-Jan-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. How dare they! *drops monocle* --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:07, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:28, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Bill Cosplay

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another bad page related to Bill Cosby... What could it mean? --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:01, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It is related to Cosby, as the Huxtable name is dropped, but not to Costume-play. And although it is related to something, it is not about anything. Spıke ¬  04:16 7-Jan-10
  • If there had been just one picture of Bill Cosby dressed up like Sailor Moon, I'd have voted keep regardless of the remaining content. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:21, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:13, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Sorry, you will never see that picture as long as Mr. Cosby keeps up his monthly payments. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:07, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Hitler the Red-Nosed Reindeer

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg If we huff it it's gonna fuck up the Hitler template. Sorry to quote Happytimes. No, seriously, an okay concept--a shocking incongruity, like Emo-Hitler--but execution is blemished throughout. It appears in the {Hitler} template under a different phrasing. References to the Holocaust don't have any purpose in comedy. Spıke ¬  03:09 31-Dec-09
  • Red check mark.svg Keep The title, the picture and the song lyrics are funny. Let's eliminate the rest and make it a stub. P.S. you should never be sorry to quote me, Hitler never is.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03:59, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
I'm fine with that. Agree, Hitler is never sorry to quote you. Spıke ¬  12:50 31-Dec-09
Delete
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg A thought, if I may. If huffing this means screwing with a template, this is why people are going to edit the template after it's huffed. --TrekCaptain 03:37, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
Assuming you're addressing me, I agree, and this was how I responded to Happytimes in the dialogue I'm imitating here. Spıke ¬  04:10 31-Dec-09
In fact, I have just edited Template:Hitler to avoid a double hop through a redirect page, but now see that the text of this article is the name of the redirect page, not the title of the article. What a mess. Spıke ¬  12:49 31-Dec-09
Bambi poop indeed ! Perhaps restore it and try to turn it into marginal nonsense ? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:45, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. It looks like a keep with severe edit is imminent. If so wouldn't it make more sense to call it "Adolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"? At least Adolph sounds a bit like Rudolph. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:58, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
    Red check mark.svg For  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 08:49 (UTC)
    Symbol for vote.svg For. That's clever! You're nominated! I'll edit the article and the template, will hold off on a move pending official declaration of the vote. Have already made several passes to make the first two sections coherent, but am not sure whether the consensus is to delete them and just go with the song. Spıke ¬  00:54 6-Jan-10 post-edited
    CheckMark.png This is now done, and the prose is now funny in a couple of places. Happytimes, what say you? Spıke ¬  01:41 6-Jan-10
  • 5 : 3 for keep after a week? Keptificated. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:12, Jan 7

R. Kelly

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  • Symbol recycle vote.svg Keep It starts funny (good). Is really really racist (bad). Ends funny (good). It's been around since 18 March 2006 with over 150+ edits (good?). Rewrite out the racist, reduce & tie the the pee jokes into Pee Review and remove the Kelly list and we're good.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  04:58, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
Just do it! if it works, I'll flip my vote. (Do the pee jokes have to be saved? Do they relate to anything in reality?) Spıke ¬  05:01 29-Dec-09
There was a time when a candid movie of him (that he supposedly filmed) urinating on a 14 year old sex partner went viral. It was covered in the press tabloids: Star, Fox, CNN, TMZ, etc. White people found out about it when Dave Chappelle made fun of it, twice. Jimmy Kimmel made fun of Kelly's 5 part "Trapped in a Closet" for at least a week on his show with: "The Pizza" (And I quote: "R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" has redefined hip hop video art with a five-part saga of Shakespearean proportions." What a pretentious a-hole.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~ 
Shakespearean, eh? I appreciate the cultural education, have visited the Wikipedia article, and the litany of misconduct (over which charges were not filed or guilty verdicts could not be reached) begs parody, perhaps by gross exaggeration. Bonus points for a tie-in to an American society unwilling to redress misbehavior by minorities and especially superstars. Spıke ¬  13:56 30-Dec-09
You know, this is pretty terrible in it's current form. Let's move it over to User:Happytimes/VFD/R. Kelly so I can fix it up.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 03:28 (UTC)
  • Symbol recycle vote.svg Keep I sit in front of computer, 7 o'clock in the evening. Then I enter Unyc and I see VFD! I carefully watch every nomination and I see there R. Kelly has been nominated! Then I click on the "log in", I write my nickname! Then I write password logiin' to the Uncyc now! Then I vote on R. Kelly, I submit my vote! And this vote was "Keep"! Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 18:41, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
Delete
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As promised below during discussion of "Category:People killed by Kari Byron", this article on a "mediocre American R & B "artist" appears to have only one joke: peeing on people. A magnet for vandalism and anonIPs. Spıke ¬  01:01 29-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 03:45, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg NUKE IT! per Spike's reasons. --TrekCaptain 06:51, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:05, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. A bunch of bad ideas and pee jokes. Ugh. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:23, Jan 4
  • Delete No and no. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:28, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:40, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Christopher Columbus

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A suitably botched misreading of the history of Columbus and his voyages. The writing is spotty in places and the poetry doesn't rhyme, but it fits here. Spıke ¬  23:56 6-Jan-10
  • Keep. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 00:12, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Nevermind. Socky reverted it to a better version. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 00:44, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per above. --Mn-z 05:12, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
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Bright Red Paper

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Why do we even have an Uncyclopedia automatic bandcruft generator? It was a stupid investment, I tell you. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:32, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Lobster Jesus.Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:34, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
  • POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP --Roman Dog Bird 23:50, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Roman Dog Bird is a nigger fag. But that doesn't make this article any less crap. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:55, 6 Jan
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I can't tell what this article is about. Other than memes. Spıke ¬  23:57 6-Jan-10
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Megageth

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stubby bandcruft with the usual bad sections. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:03, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Believe it or not, but the title isn't the worst thing about this article. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:08, 6 Jan
  • Mustardstain.jpg --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 23:00, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • CannonandBall.jpg mAttlobster. (hello) 23:12, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More bandcruft with a Pee tie-in! Spıke ¬  23:18 6-Jan-10
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The skammunists

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Jib

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. - I've placed {{IPJoin}} on the IP's talk page. We should simply move the page to User:Jib and huff the redirect. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 00:22, Jan. 6, 2010
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VFD-padlock.png Harry Potter (character)

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  • Keep. Links off to a lot of other articles. Perhaps just needs extensive plastic surgery to remove the pile of juvenile rubbish. It won't be a classic but might do for now. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:18, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep.cool.harry potter the great wizard has a funny article.dumbleweeeeeeeeeddjupiterfox
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is some pretty bad fancruft. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 01:50, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too many AnonIPs spoiled this soup. Spıke ¬  01:57 5-Jan-10
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 02:02, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Oh god, it's full of puerility, random rubbish, the worst kind of fancruft and everything you'd expect. Links are no reason at all to keep this pile of suck --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:08, Jan 5
  • Delete Don't care what articles it links to and it's not a bridge or a kettle so we don't need something that 'might do for now'. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:19, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. It is not a cookie, mother. It is a rancid fucking mess. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:07, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I actually want to punch this article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:13, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Per the Count. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:12, 6 Jan
  • Delete. Per Optimus per the Count. --Matfen 18:43, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
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Symbol for vote.svg Twittererrific! This would be a great article for the latest wiki to pander appear on the market: Teen Uncyclopedia.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 03:39 (UTC)

  • Redirected and Protected. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 18:33, January 6, 2010 (UTC)