Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive264

Uncyclopedia

Score: -5
Keep (8)	ehhhh not sure if this a joke nom, but keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:42, May 28, 2012 (UTC) SPIKE! He can make lunch out of breakfast. This is a bad page, and makes us look dumb as rocks, so maybe by putting up this nom Fucker (seems to be his new name) has pushed us, or SPIKE, into action. Aleister 11:39 28-5-'12 ??????????--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 11:58, May 28, 2012 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:25, 28 May 2012 Keep.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 12:59, May 28, 2012 (UTC) We may be the worst, but... -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:47, May 28, 2012 (UTC) Totally Keep. Huffing this would make Uncyclopedia's Article on Itself et al. even more pointless. -- Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 21:27, May 28, 2012 (UTC) Keep Featureable Meme cruft--Sycamore (Talk) 10:39, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Delete. Not funny.– Preceding unsigned comment added by YleerFPI (talk • contribs) Fucker has a point. We suck. I say delete the wiki. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, May 28 '12 9:12 (UTC) Meme-cruft. See comments. Spıke ¬ 21:34 28-May-12
Comments	Query. Indeed, BB, if we vote Delete, does the article go away, or do we??? Spıke ¬ 11:30 28-May-12 I was hoping a hole would be torn in the space-time continuum, and we would all shuffle through it. Then there would be no need for me to shoot myself in the head. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, May 28 '12 12:11 (UTC) Originally Keep. Concept is inherently good: Humor website turns its aim on itself. Execution is awful, starting early with throw-away memes. What could be an easier first task for a newbie (though the page is already semi-protected) than to hack the page on Uncyclopedia itself and add another reference to Oscar Wilde? or twenty? Instant humor independent of competence! 10:21 Now rewritten. 13:30 Sycamore rolled me back. The Uncyclopedia article on Uncyclopedia I would have written is at User:SPIKE/Uncyclopedia, Inc. Spıke ¬ 00:24 29-May-12 @SPIKE:I'm quite sue that was added at 2006, 2007 or so, when in-jokes were funny.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 05:54, May 29, 2012 (UTC) I suggest we go ahead and colonize this article if (and when) it passes VFD. Meanwhile, I'll start the cleanup process. -- Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 00:52, May 29, 2012 (UTC) How about you all quit hatin' on my re-write and feature it Considering how one guy who is so prestigious did not even bother to sign his comment nominated my rather good rewrite, how about we don't just jump on Spike rabble rousing little diatribes against this article. Uncyclopedia was founded and made by memes, drama and silly in-jokes - that are parodied very well in the article. Everyone here is going to have their own particular take on this article - and no re-write has ever completely pleased everyone if it's a major topic like Oscar Wilde, America etc.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:38, May 29, 2012 (UTC) I would have no problem if Admins had swept away this nomination. A new user, all of whose edits look like vandalism, whom RAHB has now banned for two weeks, submits an unsigned nomination to delete--what else?--Uncyclopedia. However, having been asked to review the article, I submitted more than a "rabble rousing little diatribe": It is a poor "parody" of vintage-2007 meme-cruft to have an article that looks just like it. Spıke ¬ 10:55 29-May-12 That's a very negative point of view on this article, like I have said some people who are proverbially younger in their time here wish to perhaps editorialize their 'unique takes' on how to make fun of the a site that makes fun of other stuff. Like I have said before, it's not possible to please everyone especially so with this article...--Sycamore (Talk) 11:08, May 29, 2012 (UTC) K-K-Kept. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:53, 29 May 2012

The Giver

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Random, apparently finished, not very good (to me) and bears no resemblance to a real book of the same name. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:18, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Might relate to someone who has read it, but is total Randumbo to anyone who hasn't. Anonymous author of 11-day-old article pleads by Change Summary, "My mind is out of ideas for this article," and deletes {{ICU}}. Anyone with any ideas can just as easily start over. Spıke ¬ 19:33 27-May-12 Delete.stupid garbage Elassint (talk) 02:50, May 28, 2012 (UTC) EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:16, May 28, 2012 (UTC) Worse than the book itself. Quite a feat in my opinion. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:25, May 28, 2012 (UTC) Simply horrible. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:45, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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Powderfinger

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Tediously unfunny bandcruft.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 24 '12 14:24 (UTC) Agreed. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:45, May 24, 2012 (UTC) die --Elassint (talk) 02:59, May 28, 2012 (UTC) Delete.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:00, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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The Avengers (2012 film)

Score: 1
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	Pretty bland. Anyone with any real idea of what should be in this article may as well start from scratch. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:49, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Under 7 days old. Use ICU. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:04, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

Pokemon censorship by the FCC

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	KILL Obviously not made by an intelligent human being, especially if it has Pokemon porn, which I severly despise.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:41, May 27, 2012 (UTC)  AGH MY EYES! Too many typos, capitalization errors, and redlinks. -- Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 02:44, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Typos and capitalization are all in a day's work. The problem here is lack of any concept, beyond calling attention to author (with overuse of templates and censorship) and sending reader to author's? fan blog. Spıke ¬ 11:20 27-May-12 Pokemanz iz teh ghey! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:54, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Worse than a pokemon in the eye. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:29, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Delete.shit Elassint (talk) 02:52, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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Alan (disambiguation)

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Burninate! It's a stupid disambiguation page found on Special:LonelyPages. I don't think anyone can actually utilize its existence. -- Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 01:56, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Consists of a prefix search that anyone can perform, with no value (no humor) added. Spıke ¬ 02:07 27-May-12 Not needed, unless someone can convense me otherwise.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:35, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Pointless. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:53, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Delete. --EMC [TALK] 17:33 May 27 2012
Comments	Comment. I suggest we huff and redirect to Some Guy. -- Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 02:15, May 27, 2012 (UTC) (Huff? redirect? which?) I disagree; another thing that anyone can do, if that is what he wants, is Special:Random. Spıke ¬ 02:21 27-May-12 Comment. Not that I mind deleting this, but what are we going to do with all the other disambiguation pages that are formatted this way? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:19, 27 May 2012 I didn't even know you could transclude special pages. -- Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 02:33, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Well, now you know. You can use it in a variety of ways. For example, to accurately show your edit count. Here's mine: 65,732. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:43, 27 May 2012 Even more than Zombiebaron, and definitely more than mine! -- Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 03:12, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

New Panama Canal

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Nom. The illustration presents a funny concept: a new canal lengthwise down the continent. It cannot be enjoyed because the text is uniformly gassy. Nothing to say, no point, no strategy, no basis. Headings are "Bullshit," "More Bullshit," and "Bullshit Stops Here," awesome. Spıke ¬ 23:43 26-May-12 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:16, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Replace with SPIKE's version. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:53, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Delete. ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:43, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Elassint (talk) 02:55, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Replace with User:SPIKE/New Panama Canal, which ridicules excessive promises for, and opposition to, trade treaties. Spıke ¬ 14:05 27-May-12 Should I move your rewrite on top of the current article, merge the histories and close the nom? Or do you want to get this page deleted first? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:12, 27 May 2012 Having asked for a vote, I would let the process complete or at least last 24 hours before replacing the entire existing article; beyond that, the mechanics do not matter. It might be useful to preserve the page history. Spıke ¬ 14:26 27-May-12 Huffed and replaced. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:00, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

Sufjan Stevens

Score: 5
Keep (0)	#To balance off the "who?". SPIKE showed that he is "someone" so a page on him is okay. But the user must really hate him though. It's just a gay bashing page, so I will balance myself out by voting no as well. Aleister 19:38 26-5-'12
Delete (5)	ZOMG HE IS SO GAY. He is such a huge fag. Honestly, I have no idea who Sufjan Stevens is, I just know that he SUCKS COCKS! OMG, how many cocks can this man fit in his mouth at one time? I bet a bunch! Because he is SO GAY!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, May 26 '12 12:40 (UTC)  who?--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 14:21, May 26, 2012 (UTC) Heave ho. Aleister 19:38 26-5-'12 Badness. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:52, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Delete. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Iwillkillyou333 (talk • contribs) Delete. I'm not going to even look at this article if its a gay bashing page Elassint (talk) 02:57, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. He's apparently pretty gay, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:10, 26 May 2012 The indie-label instrumentalist has a Wikipedia page (as Socky found out), replete with comedy material our article never touches. Arabic or Persian (which?!) name means "comes with a sword" though he now plays "the axe"; despite the Middle-Eastern name, is well schooled in Michigan Christianity (cue the Militia). Intends to write an album for each of the fifty states. Coulda been funny. Spıke ¬ 19:26 26-May-12 To Aleister -Abstaining by voting both Keep and Delete is theatrics (not schizophrenia). Not that I disagree with either of your points, but Mordillo would have reverted you with a gruff comment. Spıke ¬ 23:46 26-May-12 Comment. Please don't be a fanny Aleister--Sycamore (Talk) 12:14, May 27, 2012 (UTC) No, Sycamore, Aleister meant to abstain, so don't strike only one of his two votes. Spıke ¬ 14:28 27-May-12

QI/old

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	We already have quite a nice article on this subject at QI, so I don't see much reason to keep this random bologna around. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:54, 26 May 2012 Too many redlinks. -- Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 01:29, May 26, 2012 (UTC) Stupid. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:37, May 26, 2012 (UTC) Go far away. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, May 26 '12 12:46 (UTC)
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Diary

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Stupid. Huff and redirect to Dear Diary. Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:33, May 25, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Authors are "acting out," but it has too little of a skeleton even to work as performance art. What is the point? There are many modern dilemmas related to disclosures supposedly made "to yourself" in a diary, which should be there instead of this half-finished operetta. Spıke ¬ 21:44 25-May-12 Redirect anywhere. Redirect to I maed a yuky doody. Fuck. How did this escape for so long? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, May 26 '12 12:48 (UTC) Seriously, another Oscar Wilde reference? I haven't even read Dear Diary and I already hate this. -- Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 01:58, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Made for apes.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:42, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted and redirected. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:16, 27 May 2012

:File:Map of USA with county outlines.jpg

Score: -2
Keep (3)	Keep I like this. ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:07, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Keep Never saw this one before, and I don't think I've looked at a map of the counties. A friend of mine says the county system of government is one of the most overlooked governmental structures in the U.S. And now here it is! And I'll put it somewhere so it's used.Aleister 12:09 27-5-'12 Keep. There's little point in deleting this.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:12, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Nom & Burninate, for three reasons: It's an old, unused image that hasn't been updated since 2005. It's saved in a format normally reserved for photographs when it should use SVG. I don't see the satirical value of yet another map of the United States. Perhaps a color version used to prove some point would save the day. I see some redeeming value, though. -- Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 03:01, May 27, 2012 (UTC) None of the reasons you mentioned are valid for nominating this image on VFD. Old, unused images that you think should be deleted can be listed on QVFD. It being in a non-ideal format is no good reason to delete an image, unless a duplicate exists in a more favourable format. Images are almost never judged by their inherent satirical value, but instead are valued in the context of the article(s) they're used in. If you come across an unused image that currently serves little purpose, but you don't want to list it on QVFD because you feel it could be used somewhere, you're free to put it in a userspace gallery for the time being (but create your own, in that case). You can also bring the image to Aleister's attention, since he's pretty much our resident go-to guy when it comes to putting unused images to use. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:33, 27 May 2012
Comments	Unused. No humor added. QVFD. Spıke ¬ 11:18 27-May-12 The reason why I didn't go straight to QVFD was because I thought it could be used in an article. -- Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 12:28, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Nom closed, image kept. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:36, 27 May 2012

Antlions

Score: -3
Keep (5)	Keep. I did the arduous task of removing the red links and I think this is ok.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:27, May 23, 2012 (UTC) Keep. I giggled. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:20, May 23, 2012 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:43, 23 May 2012 I made my contributions. Some of my family married Antlions, so I owe it to them to vote  For.. Aleister I don't know, 23-'12 (UTC) Keep. Good enough to stay. Maybe even better. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 14:58, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (2)	I support deleting this page as it wasn't all that funny, I mean the opening paragraph is bizarre to say the least. It's also short and covered in redlinks and makes me want to drink. --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 08:02, May 23, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Contains no humor, including berating the reader and berating the antlion. Young author would benefit from military enlistment with a loud drill sergeant. Spıke ¬ 09:58 23-May-12
Comments	Abstain. Some things made me laugh but on the whole it didn't all that much. But yeah. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:17, May 23, 2012 (UTC) To all you guys who are fixing the grammar: Would you please fix the unfunny? Spıke ¬ 20:32 23-May-12 Sorry, I just sweep up these days. Don't really know what's funny any more. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, May 23 '12 20:37 (UTC) Kept. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:40, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

Incandescent toilet seat

Score: 0
Keep (4)	I dunno, I kinda like it. Rickyrab (talk) 09:03, May 19, 2012 (UTC) Keep. Per Rickyrab--Sycamore (Talk) 15:32, May 19, 2012 (UTC) Keep. Dis good. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:24, May 20, 2012 (UTC) Meh. I agree with EpicAwesomeness that it probably won't get re-written (and it does need it) but it's not without some humor. I think it has enough merit to stay.--¶ 01:29, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Pretty dead and pretty poor. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:49, May 17, 2012 (UTC) I double this motion. → (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) 22:21, May 17, 2012 (UTC) Meh. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:21, May 18, 2012 (UTC) I predict that this will be kept, and will be left alone to become increasingly stagnant over a two-year period, at which point it will be nominated for VFD and will be kept. We should've just waited for the fix tag to kill it. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:53, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:40, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

Max Rebo

Score: 4
Keep (3)	Keep. I like it.--Sycamore (Talk) 06:44, May 14, 2012 (UTC) Feature Aleister 11:11 14-5-'12 So much potential here, i'd hate to see it go to waste. --¶ 01:32, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (7)	Random, not funny and has been in need of a fix for over a month. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) WTF? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:11, May 13, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Short, awful, and non-essential. "Make it about something," says the fix tag. What do you say about the front-man for a band that played in the margins of a Star Wars movie? User:Churchofdarwinism, who left the building three years ago, didn't, and you won't either. Spıke ¬ 16:10 14-May-12 RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANdom. There are ways to do "random", ya know. This ain't it. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 17 '12 17:15 (UTC) How is this even remotely passable -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:36, May 22, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Demolition notice served. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:48, May 22, 2012 (UTC) 287 hours on VFD, and I'll say delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:21, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
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Santa Banta

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	This is bad.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 24 '12 13:40 (UTC) Delete. This is the genre where you create a fantasy character and then ramble on about him. Any time spent rehabilitating this would be better spent anywhere else. Spıke ¬ 13:45 24-May-12 Delete. --Scofield & Friends 15:25, May 24, 2012 (UTC) WTF? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:44, May 24, 2012 (UTC) This makes me want to go to my special place --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 07:59, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
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Destroy All Humans

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	DESTROY THIS ABOMINATION! --Scofield & Friends 10:10, May 23, 2012 (UTC) Puddle of lukewarm vomit. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 24 '12 13:52 (UTC) Meh. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:43, May 24, 2012 (UTC) Delete. I'd like to say that I didn't get the humor because I've never played the game, but there doesn't seem to be any humor about the game itself for me to miss. It's just not funny. --EMC [TALK] 01:14 May 25 2012 EXCUSE ME BUT WTF IS THIS CRAP????!!!! --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 08:02, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
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MS-DOS

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Interesting.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 14:33, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Nom. Aleister recently established that a VFD article can go to VFH and I would like to make the commerce bilateral. As I wrote under Anon's VFH nomination: "Listcruft, screen shots, and overlong inside jokes." If deleted, I will recreate it on the concept of a new, simplified edition of Windows. Spıke ¬ 13:50 22-May-12 Who cares. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:13, May 23, 2012 (UTC) I use the windows CLI all the time. I have even written batch scripts. This article bored me. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, May 23 '12 7:30 (UTC) Delete. Not worth saving. --Scofield & Friends 10:12, May 23, 2012 (UTC) Blah. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:19, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Replacement article is installed. Spıke ¬ 20:06 23-May-12

HowTo:Drive a shopping cart

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	The fix template says, "This is plain bad writing". It's actually telling the truth - this is poor. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:56, May 20, 2012 (UTC) Blabity blabity blah! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:34, May 20, 2012 (UTC) no. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:17, May 21, 2012 (UTC) This page hurt my thinky organ so great that i doesn't even math right. --¶ 01:20, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
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Cholo

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Nom. Cholo ("darkie") is a pejorative heard in Peru. This article is 100% stale stereotypes and 0% cleverness. The 2007 version of Mr. Fahrenheit was essentially the same. Spıke ¬ 12:48 20-May-12 WTF? -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 13:51, May 20, 2012 (UTC) CHOLO. CHu Only Live Once. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:34, May 20, 2012 (UTC) Thought it might get better... it didn't, it got much much worse.--¶ 01:22, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
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Wizards of Waverly Place

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Unfunny, short, apparently finished, all over the place and straightforward awfulness. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 21:59, May 16, 2012 (UTC) Not one redeeming quality. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:10, May 17, 2012 (UTC) This is the last time I'm being nice to a newbie. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 17 '12 17:24 (UTC) The only way to save it is to do a total re-write, i saw nothing of value, at all.--¶ 01:25, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	User has removed an ICU tag. On the talk page, he insists he has more ideas and Bizzeebeever offers to userspace the article; I agree. Spıke ¬ 22:36 16-May-12

Fire Emblem

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Too long, not enough funny, don't care. Go away.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, May 15 '12 7:26 (UTC) This sucks. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:07, May 17, 2012 (UTC) tl;dr Rickyrab (talk) 09:04, May 19, 2012 (UTC) What a waste of an article. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 16:25, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
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Kwanzaa

Score: -6
Keep (6)	How is it garbage? Seems okay to me. Rickyrab (talk) 08:50, May 19, 2012 (UTC) You a process server? Anon's Q-and-A rant doesn't fit the encyclopedia, but it's very clever and belongs somewhere. Original article attracted listcruft and racism (not that a separatist holiday isn't racism itself) but still has sardonic charm. Spıke ¬ 09:04 19-May-12 This is funny. Kudos to that anon. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:37, May 19, 2012 (UTC) Feature (seriously, I put it on VFH). Either I'm high, or impressed at the quality of this article, or both!Aleister 15:21 19-5-'12 Keep.--Funnybony    18:11, May 19 ????????????????????????????????????????????????? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:44, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (0)	#The "original" version of the article and the "new" version by the IP are both garbage. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 07:08, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	I was rather hasty in putting this on VFD, since the original version was bad, and the fact that an IP complete rewrote the article. I reread it more carefully this time, and I found it to be much better than I thought it was last night. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 15:28, May 19, 2012 (UTC) It's not that good, so I was maybe hasty in putting it on VFH. Maybe. I don't know, because I'm either high or hungry or both. It could actually be very good (should have a category: Things nominated while high). Aleister 15:33 19-5-'12 I know, but the older version was in VFDable state, while this one isn't. This one is actually funny. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 15:38, May 19, 2012 (UTC) Separately, I don't agree with telling Anon he was supposed to clear it on the talk page before starting a major rewrite of an article that had gone to pot. He had a good idea and we are beneficiaries. But save the VFH until next December. Spıke ¬ 15:51 19-May-12 I've merged the old version (without cheap shots and unfunny racism) with the homie rant. Spıke ¬ 23:47 19-May-12 PS--After Aleister's cries of outrage and unilateral revert, I've put the cleaned-up old version into Kwanzaa/Classic. Without interfering with the VFH, I still think this is the encyclopedia article and the other belongs in one of those niche namespaces that I never visit. Spıke ¬ 02:26 20-May-12 Kept --ChiefjusticePS2 07:31, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

The United Kingdom of America

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Ok, now, lest you think I am on a crusade against articles which make fun of the U.S.A....I AM! Haha, no, just kidding. This article is just seriously unfunny 200Ncruft.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, May 18 '12 23:20 (UTC) Delete. The lists, they hurt our eyeses. So do the fat-American jokes and all the randumbo below the lists. Start over and have it be about something. Perhaps the Falklands War was fought on Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket by mistake. Spıke ¬ 23:48 18-May-12 Run-of-the-mill "national" article. Don't we already have USA related national articles? Rickyrab (talk) 08:52, May 19, 2012 (UTC) Crappy America-cruft. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:39, May 19, 2012 (UTC) Unfunny nonsense, something about the 'Welsh Congolese'. Relates to nothing. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:30, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Don't know what this is. Maybe I'll look at it again. -- Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 02:35, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

University of Nevada, Reno

Score: 4
Keep (3)	Keep - I was really cracked up by "Let it be known that business kids eat burritos." Yes, the Nazir Ansari building has one restaurant, and it serves nothing but burritos. And the furious, evil swans! Many times have I swung a cello at them to back them off. This could certainly be improved, but this here's my Alma Mater and some of these jokes are actually kinda funny. pillow talk 16:54, May 18, 2012 (UTC)  For Hyperbole Aleister 17:04 18 (UTC) The jokes are not kinda funny, and that's not Hyperbole. Spıke ¬ 17:25 18-May-12 Yes it is, SPIKE. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, May 18 '12 17:28 (UTC) That's not BB. Aleister 17;33 *UTC* I'm discovered! *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 17:40 18 May 2012 Be for the best if people wouldn't use other people's signatures, thanks. Causes confusion. -RAHB 04:47, May 19, 2012 (UTC) Keep. Not really that bad--Sycamore (Talk) 15:31, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (7)	Nom. The essence of school-cruft: Inside jokes, vanity and/or cyberbullying, and a greater desire to issue recommendations to freshmen than to amuse the general public. Extra! the campus police issue parking tickets unfairly! Spıke ¬ 21:42 17-May-12 Just...no. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 22:10, May 17, 2012 (UTC) Bland garbage. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 17 '12 22:14 (UTC) Delete. I could feel my IQ drop as I read this. → (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) 22:19, May 17, 2012 (UTC) WTF????????? Swansｗｉｔｈraz0rｂｅａｍｍｍｚandｋｉｔｔｅｎhrghjhtjhfdjhtjhgd!!!!!!!!  --WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 05:09, May 18, 2012 (UTC) Baguettes! --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 05:18, May 18, 2012 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:33, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. I sort of like it, but at the same time, I don't. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:25, May 18, 2012 (UTC)

TOK

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	This is-a bad.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 17 '12 22:57 (UTC) Delete. "Whatever I was trying to prove has been categorically proven." And some unfunny person is putting on airs. Spıke ¬ 23:01 17-May-12 This sucks. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:53, May 18, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Either that, or move it to a better title. The title is so UnDescriptive! (Had to do that.) -- Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 01:29, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
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Memory Isles Mega-Store

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Dead short, I can't see much hope for this at all. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:43, May 17, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Stubby, badly formatted, about nothing, pushy and not funny. An e-business run by "Rick Head," get it? get it? Spıke ¬ 19:54 17-May-12 This is QVFDable. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:20, May 18, 2012 (UTC) Who let this sneak into the place? Quick! Where's my shoe? Somebody smash it! Oh, gross! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, May 18 '12 22:12 (UTC) What everyone else said. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 07:11, May 19, 2012 (UTC) One-liner, not a real article. Rickyrab (talk) 08:56, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
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North Narnia

Score: 0
Keep (4)	Reverted back to the 2006 article and enlarged the pics so they could be seen. It is now encyclopedic and a pretty good twist on the history of Korea so it's understandable to little boys and girls (I learned a lot). Aleister 10:57 13-5-'12 Keep. This is good... no where near the kind of standard that should be on here.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:38, May 13, 2012 (UTC) Keep. Acceptable enough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:37, 14 May 2012 Keeping it real. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:34, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)	The fuck is this shit? A book report? And yes, I looked in the history, and I don't see anything worth keeping.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, May 13 '12 0:06 (UTC) Delete. In 2006, this was a not-terribly-vital scrambling of the history of North Korea. Since then, one or more Anons have transformed it into a piece of storytelling a propos of nothing. It is tedious to read (oh, and not funny, and still not terribly vital), and had already been flagged as not resembling an encyclopedia article. Spıke ¬ 00:33 13-May-12 This bad. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:25, May 13, 2012 (UTC) The 2006 version still isn't funny. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:33, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. No consensus. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:45, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

Ten Things I Hate About Jews

Score: 0
Keep (5)	Very Keep. It's not just funny, it's informative. Feature dat shit is all I can say.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:38, May 11, 2012 (UTC) I dunno. It doesn't seem offensive enough to be funny. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, May 11 '12 19:15 (UTC) Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:08, May 11, 2012 (UTC) Keep. Funny in a special way. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:03, 12 May 2012 Sounds interesting.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 12:22, May 12, 2012 (UTC) Ten? Why isn't this a 100 list??? Jews! Burn them and be done with it, is what my pa always told me. Aleister 19:33 17-5-'12
Delete (5)	...and Tuesday's weather is mostly racist with a 10% chance of funny.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, May 11 '12 14:49 (UTC) They have big noses! It's not funny and it's not informative. Moreover, it has nothing to do with the movie 10 Things I Hate About You--which Wikipedia says was a remake of The Taming of the Shrew--except for the initial shoop. It is a vulgar front for a list of ten popular stereotypes about Jews, some of them fleshed out uncleverly in the voice of the moron. There is a way to do this, but the author hasn't even thought about it. Spıke ¬ 23:03 11-May-12 This has so much potential! It's just really cliche. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:45, May 12, 2012 (UTC) I say delete, sorry. --Black Flamingo 13:39, May 13, 2012 (UTC) Delete. It would have been better if the writer had gone beyond the title and had shown a smidgeon of imagination about what to do next. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:25, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Why not put this in as a subsection of Jew? Rickyrab (talk) 08:58, May 19, 2012 (UTC) Ahem, Jew/Classic. Rickyrab (talk) 08:59, May 19, 2012 (UTC) Kept. No consensus. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:45, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

Flaxmere

Score: 0
Keep (4)	Keep. I quite like the references off site... looks like a nice rewrite project for PLS?--Sycamore (Talk) 16:40, May 11, 2012 (UTC) Keep. It got mentioned in the Hawke's Bay Today. --EMC [TALK] 01:04 May 12 2012 Keep It's famous!!! Hawke's Bay Today is the paper of record in some continents. Aleister 10:47 13-5-'12 Aye, on the continental shelf of its own mind, which is approximately smaller than a flyspeck. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, May 13 '12 10:49 (UTC) Keep but could use a little work... for example, use some of the slams mentioned on the Facebook page....Rickyrab (talk) 09:09, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)	THIS TOWN SUCKS THIS TOWN SUCKS THIS TOWN SUCKS HUR HUR THIS TOWN SUCKS.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, May 11 '12 14:05 (UTC) THIS TOWN RULES THIS TOWN RULES THIS TOWN RULES HUR HUR THIS TOWN RULES. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:48, May 12, 2012 (UTC) Delete. The end of this piece of listcruft falsely claims it was cited in Hawkes Bay Today (from which the photo is taken). In fact (as Sycamore saw), that article describes a Facebook page that has slams on Flaxmere that are funnier and more fact-based than any of the generic cut-downs in our article. And it quotes a biddy who thinks nothing negative should be uttered at all; that's funny too. PS to Xamralco--Stating the exact opposite of the previous voter, while voting the same way, though it marks you as a Funny Guy who belongs on a Funny Website, frustrates the other important goal of explaining your vote. Spıke ¬ 12:46 12-May-12 GHEY TOWNCRUFT--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 13:04, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. No consensus. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:45, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

Worst 100 Nutty Conspiracy Theories of All Time

Score: 2
Keep (1)	Save, name change, etc., per SPIKE and my comments in the comment section below. Aleister 2:13 11-5-'12
Delete (3)	There are folks here who love the Worst 100 Lists. And then there's me. And this is one awe-inspiringly bad list. So there.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 10 '12 23:57 (UTC) Sorry, but I'm not seeing much that's worth keeping. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:52, May 12, 2012 (UTC) Listcruft. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:53, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	I hate articles whose name coaches the reader that they are "nutty." This page is a destination for users wanting to slam someone else's belief by declaring it a conspiracy theory--but it also has some serious and good ridicule that I would not throw out with the bath-water. The worst thing about these pages is the idea that the good stuff needs to be padded to total 100. Spıke ¬ 00:24 11-May-12 Exactly! Why not just change the name of the page to "Worst Conspiracy Theories of All Time", and then if a few of us watch it and work on it, an easy feature in a few weeks!!! Aleister 2:12 11-5-'12 If we could just get rid of the "100" in all the titles of these infamous pages, it would probably be all that was needed. But then the "worst 100 worst 100 lists" template wouldn't make sense. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, May 11 '12 19:23 (UTC) Sometimes you just have to prioritize one thing over another, like articles over templates. Besides, can't we change that template to a Worst Worst Lists template or something? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:13, 12 May 2012 I was being facetious, but really, the only thing preventing folks from making these "Worst Whatever" lists better is that...nobody's making these "Worst Whatever" lists better. Wanna start right now? I mean, if so, throw together a committee and they can start with this one. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, May 12 '12 11:22 (UTC) Kept. No consensus. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:45, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

Prototype (game)

Score: 1
Keep (1)	It's not that bad. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:52, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (2)	This article has less than the necessary degree of badass.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 10 '12 17:35 (UTC) BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:50, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. No consensus. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:45, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

:File:Sfr logo.gif

Score: 1
Keep (1)	What? Dudes, I was just using this pic on a new UnNews article! The coincendence is astonishing I tell you, astonishing. I'll keep working on the UnNews and see if it's a keeper or not. What are the odds? Aleister 1:23 18-5-'12 Okay, then, we'll lock the vote. -- Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 01:42, May 18, 2012 (UTC) /walks away fast, breaks into a run, picks up some gum from the sidewalk. chews on sidewalk-gum while slowing down to a walk again. chewing. chewing. Aleister 1:49 18-5-'12
Delete (2)	Old, unused image with unknown license. -- Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 00:44, May 18, 2012 (UTC) Delete. As before: If it's really unused, take it to QVFD. The only thing listing it here will do is induce Aleister to use it. It will be a stretch in this case, but he'll probably find a way. Spıke ¬ 00:48 18-May-12 I was hoping someone would come along and use it. I QVFDed an unused vanity JPEG that had a crappy resolution. -- Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 00:51, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:55, May 18, 2012 (UTC)

Penguin Empire

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	1337! NAMBLA! Darth Cheney! Kitten Huffing! The Harlem Globetrotters! Singapore as a military power! Tom Cruise! Penguinarianism! Hurk hurk hurk BLEARGHCH! *splut*  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, May 14 '12 22:01 (UTC) This is just so... bad. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:24, May 15, 2012 (UTC) This article could only be worse if Seltzer and Friedberg got themselves an account and explained every single joke on the page. --Spacehopper (talk) Delete. --EMC [TALK] 22:22 May 17 2012
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Quebec Separatist Hippie Brigade

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Nom. Article tries to tie memes together in a wacky way and tell a story that relates to nothing. Has sat quiet since '11, and has been used as a sandbox tonight by 5 IPs. I've cleaned it up but don't see what it's here for. Spıke ¬ 02:15 16-May-12 Just bad. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:07, May 17, 2012 (UTC) Could be an example of good random humor, but it just bores. Unless somebody can jump in quickly and give this a serious funny injection, I say delete. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 17 '12 17:13 (UTC) Too random, too boring. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:53, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
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HowTo:Swim

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	This article is absolutely horrible. I read it twice and didn't laugh either time, and the second time I was LOOKING for things to laugh at.  For. → (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) 12:43, May 17, 2012 (UTC) Ok, who the fuck let Aimsplode back in the fucking building? I'm voting to de-op them, right now. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 17 '12 17:26 (UTC) It's only funny in the sense that we're mocking it. Terrible article indeed. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:52, May 17, 2012 (UTC) Wow, I already hate this article the moment I started reading the first section. Maybe <insert name here> will agree with me. -- Sir CuteBronyOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 00:47, May 18, 2012 (UTC) Nope --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 05:18, May 18, 2012 (UTC) a massive pile of formatting fuckup.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 06:11, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
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Rashad Evans

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	No good content, just pure rambling junk. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 06:00, May 16, 2012 (UTC) Delete. What the fuck did I just read? -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 13:34, May 16, 2012 (UTC) Do not want. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 17 '12 0:38 (UTC) "Rashad Evans is a nigger." This is a piece of literature, I tell you! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:08, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
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Jimmy John's

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	WTF is this awfulness? Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:46, May 16, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Last August, Chaz54 (no other contributions) rose to the challenge of an {{ICU}} and expanded this article on a Texas restaurant chain. It's now a hatchet-job that addresses Jews, Scientology, unionization, and perhaps a personal vendetta, but not illustrations or humor. Spıke ¬ 07:38 16-May-12 Poorly formatted, not funny and would literally be a waste of time for anyone to try and improve. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 13:36, May 16, 2012 (UTC) Jimmy John's has radio commercials that are funnier than this article. (No, seriously, they are. The theme of the commercials is that "Jimmy John's [delivers] so fast, you'll freak". In one ad, this guy's house is on fire, so he calls Jimmy John's. They come and put the fire out, at which point the fire department arrives, and asks him why he didn't call the fire department first. He says, "I did." Hahaha. Funny stuff.) ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 17 '12 17:21 (UTC)
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One Direction

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Just rolled back some vandalism on this article. Then realized the vandalism was actually better the original article. Then decided to put the article up here since everything about this article kind of sucks anyways. Yea. --OliOmniOmbudsman 01:46, May 14, 2012 (UTC) Worse than the actual band. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 15:06, May 14, 2012 (UTC) They're gay! Eleven-year-old? anons try to cut down a band with toilet humor. Huff and start over. Spıke ¬ 16:15 14-May-12 I Want (Your Cock.) --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 17:10, May 14, 2012 (UTC) I am OBSESSED with One Direction. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:24, May 15, 2012 (UTC) This article is bad and whoever wrote it should feel bad. If this article were given a Laconic version with one sentence per joke without repeating anything, it would consist of "One Direction is gay." Nothing else. --Spacehopper (talk)
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Wells College

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Judas Priest, but this is retarded 2006cruft.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, May 13 '12 1:13 (UTC) Schoolcruft. An Anon playground, begun in 2005. The topic of a women's college going co-ed is fertile, but this article starts with randumbo and descends into listcruft and vanity/cyberbullying. Spıke ¬ 10:07 13-May-12 Stupid shitty bad bad bad! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:35, May 13, 2012 (UTC) Okay yeah that's pretty bad. --Black Flamingo 13:41, May 13, 2012 (UTC) hahahahaha --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 20:19, May 13, 2012 (UTC) no. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 20:22, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
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:File:(914).jpg

Score: 1
Keep (1)	OK, I've added it to a page (see comments). Everyone should add it to a page. It's not erotic, or even interesting, but it is something. Aleister 11:24 12-5-'12
Delete (2)	Yeah. Semi-pornographic image that's a blatant copyright violation with no license specified and not used on any pages. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:45, May 11, 2012 (UTC) If its unused it should be QVFD, but whatever. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:09, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	There's absolutely nothing wrong with this image, nor is there any reason to keep it. It's just there. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:42, May 12, 2012 (UTC) Totally agree. It's not erotic, or even interesting. It's just there. I'll put in somewhere, hopefully an approriate venue, I just don't know what it is yet. Say, why don't we all put it somewhere????? That would be fun. Aleister 2:26 12-5-'12 I agree, but its not used so whats the point in keeping it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:27, May 12, 2012 (UTC) Comment - Frosty makes the key point here - This should not be on VFD.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:15, May 12, 2012 (UTC) Kept as this shouldn't have been of VFD to begin with. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:14, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

Hermione Granger Weasley

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	It's like Harry Potter fan fiction, except everybody fucks everybody else or cuts off somebody's testicles. Wait, it's exactly like Harry Potter fan fiction.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, May 11 '12 19:30 (UTC) Slut gets raped! Huff and start over. Spıke ¬ 23:07 11-May-12 OSHT! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:43, May 12, 2012 (UTC) Delete. --Black Flamingo 13:40, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
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10 great reasons to de-op all current admins

Score: -1
Keep (4)	Just asking you guys of opinions. I think this article is quite good and i make it more subtle. yet MrN9000 says it's quite bad and he will either ICU, VFD or outright delete it. I have a copy back on the userspace so there is nothing to fear.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 07:28, May 10, 2012 (UTC) Weakish keep It needs work certainly but its been obvious a fair amount of effort went into it. I think the fix tag of 30 days will do. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:29, May 10, 2012 (UTC) Fix tag should do. Then we can revisit this at a later date. But try not to be mean to named ops please, for you may be an op someday and how would you feel. You'd cry, that's what you'd do! Aleister 16:45 10-5-'12 Weak Keep. It's okay. Good ting it menchined tht asshol Xamralco. Hez such a doosh. He baned mee. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:49, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Delete. It's better to aim parody 'outside'... navelism is a cancer for the most part.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:43, May 10, 2012 (UTC) Dittoes. Don't care how funny it's told--and this isn't terribly funny--the basis of this humor is real grievances against real, named Admins. Corrosive for insiders, especially given the current crap-fight in the Forum; and not of interest to any outside audience, of which I am still not conceding the existence. Spıke ¬ 17:04 10-May-12 Delete. Navelism, belly buttonery, etc. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:27, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. May fool around with it in future, but for time being dunno. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:31, May 10, 2012 (UTC) Kept. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:14, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

Genevieve Gorder

Score: -2
Keep (3)	Because tits. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 10 '12 0:53 (UTC) Keep. Per last time.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:45, May 10, 2012 (UTC) Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:32, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Nom. Second time on VFD. In Jan-11, this was some n00b joking about how dumb he thought some TV program was, plus crude lechery. I thought I had saved it with subtle, double-entendre lechery; however, when you cut out all the text meant to describe the dumb TV program, there is basically nothing here. Spıke ¬ 23:22 9-May-12 Have written a couple more paragraphs and am overcoming my previous despair at this article. But the line on Gorder's "sweet rack"--which I had kept as an inspiring turn-of-phrase--might still be too crude, and I yield to others. Spıke ¬ 00:26 11-May-12 Liked it better the first way. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, May 11 '12 15:05 (UTC) Poop. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:43, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Patient's condition is stable; BB may even come to accept it. Sorry to waste your time. Spıke ¬ 23:10 11-May-12 Kept. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:14, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

Angelica Pickles

Score: 3
Keep (1)	Keep. Not really bad enough.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:22, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Damn rugrats get off my lawn. --Black Flamingo 23:46, May 5, 2012 (UTC) I WANT COOKIES!! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:00, May 6, 2012 (UTC) I believe I can fly / I believe I can touch the sky / I think about it every night and day / spread my wings and fly away / I believe I can soar / I see me runnin' through that open door... ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 10 '12 13:05 (UTC) Delete HURGLAAAAAAAB. --ChiefjusticePS2 11:22, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
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2002 Bloodbath World Cup

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Keep Nothing wrong with a good spork.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:25, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Delete Random nonsense with no concept, lists, no images, and no laughs. --C₂H₆O (hic) 04:50, May 4, 2012 (UTC) Bad. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:12, May 5, 2012 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:29, May 9, 2012 (UTC) If you want to see a good excuse for turning wanton violence into comedy, look here. It's still crappy, but it's funnier than this pile of fail. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 10 '12 0:57 (UTC) No. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:28, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
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Ni

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Monty Python cruft. Yes, the Kaniggits who say "Ni" are real hilarious. Very original, sir. I fart in your general direction, &c, &c.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 10 '12 23:46 (UTC) That word following fart... Help me! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:50, May 10, 2012 (UTC) It is unlikely that an article on a meme from a 1975 movie would have outdone the original humor of Monty Python, and in fact, we didn't come close. Spıke ¬ 23:51 10-May-12 NI! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:33, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
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Mental Retardation

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	The most retarded page on the wiki. ~jcm 23:33, May 9, 2012 (UTC) As retarded as my last blow job - she thought I said crow job and covered herself in black feathers and jumped up and down as I threw corn at her. Aleister 00:37 10-5-'12 Almost as weird as Aleister's comment. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:44, May 10, 2012 (UTC) Dumber than a box of double-ended condoms. And not nearly offensive enough. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 10 '12 0:51 (UTC) Somebody revive Retard.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 05:07, May 10, 2012 (UTC) Always play a good offe-- fuck! No! That's not what I meant! Shit! Err... fuck... EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:32, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Can somebody just revive retard in the mainspace? It got killed by a fix tag some time ago in the fixocaust of 2011.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 05:11, May 10, 2012 (UTC) Revive Retard!!!! Give retard new life!!! Get him up and running again. Retard! Aleister 16:44 10-5-'12

Wiggaz With Attitude

Score: 4
Keep (2)	Keep Dammit! MrN 08:13, May 9 Keep Jizzfuzz monkeygardens! Aleister 23:32 9-5-'12
Delete (6)	Delete This is a list surrounded by unfunny writing. Concept could possibly be built up but it would require a major rewrite. --C₂H₆O (hic) 05:06, May 7, 2012 (UTC) The Artist Formerly Known as Pup Wiggaz That Freak the freak out! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:52, May 7, 2012 (UTC) SOMEBODY FORGOT THE VFD TAG--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 05:19, May 8, 2012 (UTC) Unfunny concept Can't be salvaged. --EMC [TALK] 04:05 May 9 2012 Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:26, May 9, 2012 (UTC) As a person of color, I was highly offendezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ....woowoowoo ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...woowoowoo ...zzzzzzzzzz ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 10 '12 0:47 (UTC)
Comments	I forgot the VFD tag. I apologise. --C₂H₆O (hic) 13:36, May 8, 2012 (UTC) The Artist Formerly Known as Pup

The AAA-Team

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	This is just stupid shit. Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:55, May 6, 2012 (UTC) no. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:20, May 6, 2012 (UTC) De-1337 --EMC [TALK] 04:04 May 9 2012 Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:27, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
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The AAAA-Team

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	This is almost exactly the same as the AAA-Team, which also sucks Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:55, May 6, 2012 (UTC) Wow I can't believe I voted to keep this last June. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:19, May 6, 2012 (UTC) Terrible --EMC [TALK] 04:06 May 9 2012 Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:28, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
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Steve

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	WTF--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 08:18, May 6, 2012 (UTC) I concur. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:20, May 6, 2012 (UTC) Adam and Steve? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:01, May 6, 2012 (UTC) Delete. --EMC [TALK] 04:04 May 9 2012 Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:28, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
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