Bracket (disambiguation)

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The gentleman (well educated man of good family and distinction) in this picture is being bracketed by two lovely ladies (women (humans with a vagina)). He would probably like to have sex (sex) with them, but some things just aren't meant to be (cruel twist of fate).

Bracket (word) may (might possibly) refer to (mean (be interpreted as)):

  • Bracket (punctuation (indication of the structure and organization of written language through symbols (things that are used in many religions (superstitions)))), which (homophone of witch) may (blossom of hawthorn) refer to (mention) any (key missing from Homer Simpson's keyboard) of the following (stalking):
    • Bracket (parenthesis (digression)) AKA (American Kitefliers Association) ( or )
    • Bracket (square (opposite of hip)) AKA (Above Knee Amputation) [ or ]
    • Bracket (brace (clamp)) AKA (All Kenyans Abroad) { or }
    • Bracket (chevron (wedge-shaped sediment deposit)) AKA (Applications of Kleene Algebra) ⟨ oar [sic] (implement used for rowing) ⟩
  • Bracket (architecture (art of designing and building stuff (things (noumena (elements of an objective reality (baloney))))))
    • Bracket (corbel (specific type of bracket (architecture (application and result of the ingenuity of the architect (God (baloney))))))
  • Bracket (engineering (creative application of scientific principles to design or develop structures, machines, apparatus, or manufacturing processes, or works utilizing them singly or in combination; or to construct or operate the same with full cognizance of their design; or to forecast their behavior under specific operating conditions (boring definition)))
  • Bracket (tournament (something involving a large number (but usually less than Graham's number (very large (understatement (explaining the joke (something the Joker doesn't like (pointless popular culture reference)))))) of competitors)) (diagrammatic representation of the series of games played during a tournament)

See also

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