--- Island
Inch-area Democratic People's Republic of --- Island | |
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| Motto: Just an inch long‽ That's what she said! | |
| Anthem: Our island does not take the entire yardstick's length. ---ian: Blah blah Blabla BHJA Yardstiblahblah | |
| Capital | I am Drowned |
| Demonym | Drownedians |
| Government | Swimmers |
| ‑ Ocean Water-filler | God |
| ‑ Lead swimmer | The ocean |
| ‑ Bomber | ---norina Vistabomb |
| National Hero(es) | Inch Winch |
| Currency | Millilitres of water (ml) |
| Religion | Inchlongism |
| Major exports | Swimmers and Yardsticks |
| Major imports | Dashes (like this: -) |
| National animal | Pirates |
| National sport(s) | Swimming |
--- Island is an island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. It's area is just 1 square inch (you heard that right).
History[edit | edit source]
--- Island was formed by a few people of the native Atlantican ---ian tribe. They all drowned, but did not die. After finding out that a shark was coming, they pulled out a yardstick underwater. But it could not fit on the island. So the shark ate up the 0 native Atlantican people living there. The shark also ate up half the island on accident, lowering the area from 2 square inches to 1 square inch.
Life on the island[edit | edit source]
The population on the island is 1 human. None of them live in the capital of I am Drowned. Everyday trade is conducted using millilitres of water. It's symbol is this: ml.
The 0 people who live on the island's favorite thing to do is complain about their life and go to Macy's. Obviously.
Cities[edit | edit source]
There are some cities on the island.
I am Drowned[edit | edit source]
Population: 0
Metropolitan Area: None
Largest and only city. Fooled you!!! There is only one city.
Trade[edit | edit source]
They trade using millilitres of water, or ml. One ml, or 1 ml, is equal to 0.00001 United States dollars. The nation's GDP is 0.5 ml, which has increased by 0.001% in the last century.
Life on[edit | edit source]
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