Inch-area Democratic People's Republic of --- Island
|Motto: Just an inch long‽ What?|
Anthem: Our island does not take the entire yardstick's length.---ian: Blah blah Blabla BHJA Yardstiblahblah
|Capital||I am Drowned|
|‑ Ocean Water-filler||God|
|‑ Lead swimmer||The ocean|
|‑ Bomber||---norina Vistabomb|
|National Hero(es)||Inch Winch|
|Currency||Millilitres of water (ml)|
|Major exports||Freedom, Liberty, Opportunity, Democracy, Communism, Swimmers, and Yardsticks|
|Major imports||Dashes (like this: -)|
--- Island is an island in the middle of the atlantic ocean. It's area is just 1 square inch (you heard that right).
--- Island was formed by a few people of the native Atlantican ---ian tribe. (uh-uh-uh-EE-an) They all drowned, but did not die. After finding out that a shark was coming, they pulled out a yardstick underwater. But it could not fit on the island. So the shark ate up the 0 native atlantican people living there. The shark also ate up half the island on accident, lowering the area from 2 square inches to 1 square inch.
Life on the island
The population on the island is 0 humans. Most of them live in the capital of I am Drowned. The city itself has a population of 0. Everyday trade is conducted using millilitres of water. Its symbol is this: ml.
There are some cities on the island.
I am Drowned
Metropolitan Area: Greater I am Drowned
Largest and only city. Fooled you, since there is only one city!!!
They trade using millilitres of water, or ml. One ml, or 1 ml, is equal to 0 United States dollars. Te nation's GDP is 0 ml, which has increased by 0.00% in the last century.