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Radio[edit source]

Killed the video star. Or was it the other way around? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:34, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

Yep! I'm on this topic. Pup
Just the facts, ma'am. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:50, Feb 2
It all happened so fast! Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 20:02, Feb 2 2010
Forgive me for sounding like a knowitall, but did you know that "Video Killed the Radio Star" was the first music video played on MTV? Ended up being prophetic. Back in the day, looking good and dancing well were not more important than being able to sing. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:00, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
I am old enough to have first-hand knowledge of that fact, actually. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:39, Feb 3
Just found it--the very beginning of MTV with "Video Killed the Radio Star." King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:16, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
Also I think we should change Uncyclopedia's dating system to BMTV (Before MTV) and AMTV (Year of MTV). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:07, February 4, 0029 (AMTV)

What, exactly[edit source]

...is a wibble? Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 20:02, Feb 2 2010

It is very similar to piffle, blether and fol-de-rol. You may find further insight here, including this vital social experiment. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:52, Feb 3

Kurdish Military Industries[edit source]

Regarding taking {{WIP}} off this article: Fredy nominated his own article for VFD, was told he should have used QVFD despite its age. I jumped in to try to save it; he was shamed into promising to work on it; he blanked my changes and then vanished for the weekend, offering lame excuses involving toilet habits (the current excuse is final exams). He withdrew his VFD nomination and this was allowed. {{WIP}} is indeed superfluous, because no one's going to delete it except via VFD, where everyone remembers the recent history--and to perpetuate the claim that he's actually going to finish the job. Spıke ¬  13:34 3-Feb-10

Which was my point. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:37, Feb 3
Actually, mr. UU, I've just finished my last exam 4 hours ago, and now I'm back. Also, mr. SPIKE, fuck you, the toilet thing was obviously a joke. I left a note on my own talkpage two weeks ago saying that I'd be leaving for a fortnight, returning on February 4th. Which is tomorrow. Anyway, I'm back and I'll start working on it shortly. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 15:12 • Wednesday, 3-02-2010
Moosh, I'd like to see your grades. If you didn't get A grades in at least 80% of your exams I'll be blocking you until you improve those grades. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:22, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
Last year was a C+ thanks to uncyclopedia :/ FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 15:38 • Wednesday, 3-02-2010
Not good! UU - what do you say? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:44, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
Hmm, let me see. "C" is Cajek's initial. Therefore he needs banning. My logic is irrefutable. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:52, Feb 3
If we gave out grades as well as honors, he could say it was course-work. It might even improve his grade-point average. Although I'm giving him an Incomplete. Spıke ¬  15:53 3-Feb-10

Separately, "README" agreed to take over Undead but more recently asked to be banned for three days because he needed relief from the temptation to edit rather than more pressing duties. Bottom line, my quest to find good homes for awful articles is failing miserably this month. Spıke ¬  15:55 3-Feb-10

I'll be giving you D+ for effort though. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:19, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

Wade Duck[edit source]

Hi

I would like the page Wade Duck for this reason and this reason alone...if there's to be a U.S. Acres Page in the near future...I would like to add the Wade Duck page on it. The page is more for an article rather than a page itself.MrCleveland 18:11, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

OK, here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:51, Feb 4

Mass Effect[edit source]

I finally managed to get into it. It's awesome, completed the planet with the crazy colonists and the plant thing. It's a really great game when you get past the looooooooooong introduction. Anyways just thought I'd say I'm playing it now. is the sequel perhaps better?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:36 3 February 2010

Ah, welcome to the party! I'd suggest you keep to the main story, as the side missions on the planets might bore you to tears! As to the sequel, you'll have to ask Mordillo for the definitive opinion, I get the feeling he's had more time to lavish on it than me! What I've seen is looking better and better though. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:05, Feb 4
Cool cool, I can't believe I've had it for ten months and never seen how great it was. It's like living with a cheeta that you suddenly realise can talk as well as shit in yourr coffee.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 09:08 4 February 2010
16 hours into the Mass Effect 2 and counting. It is by far better. Good story, very good action, control system (when you get use to it) is good as well AND you get to meet many characters from the first game. Also, it seems to be much longer than the first one. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mordillo (talk • contribs)
All of those sound like good things, Mister Unsigned. Anyway, work becons, see you later when I reveal my latest idea.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 09:40 4 February 2010
Attribute that to the fact that I stayed up till 2:30am playing that damn game. Managed to spill coffee on the misus in the morning. YOU DON'T DO THAT TO PREGNANT FEMALES. They tend to sulk. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:44, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
TBH, you can leave the word "pregnant" out of that last statement, it still works. How's Mordillia doing, minor scaldings notwithstanding? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:48, Feb 4
Pregnancy diabetes, which is mildly crap, but we're handling with it. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:56, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, more uncyc spawn on the way? Good luck and I hope everything goes ok. I should maybe get in on this "Pregnancy" trend. If it helps I recently made a friend who has a kid. That counts right? in other news I shall be revealing my new idea shartly. It's gonna be a feature.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:54 4 February 2010
It's always going to be a feature. Yes, I got a bit jealous of UU and forced my misus into pregnancy, the poor girl. And I shall name him Legion. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:06, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
Legion Cohen that is ~Jewriken.GIF 13:07, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
I dunno, I think Legion Rosenbaum has a certain something to it as well... Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 09:02, Feb 5 2010
Legion Cohen Minidillo. Obviously. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:12, Feb 5

UnSignpost 4th February 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 15:20, Feb 4

About the recent issue...[edit source]

Thanks for the mention. :) MadMax 15:41, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

You are more than welcome - I can't believe it took us so long! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:18, Feb 4

YOU BANNED ME MAN I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BANNED ME[edit source]

so there i was in cambridge right, for an early in the morning appointment at the open university to discuss english courses. the talk was going great and they were impressed with my liquid linguisum loll'd by defty tongue. and then i thought "HEY. i should show you my UNCYLOPEDIA ARTICLES!!!!!" and they were like "cool!!! we'd love to see your humour writing skills!!! your future at the OU could depend on it!!! lol!!!".

so i takes the nearest laptop and download google chrome first (it's the BEST) and then i hit up uncyclopedia to show my hip crowd my articles on golf war, japanese girls, that one i did with drstrange and uhhh i can't remember what else i've done, BUT LO AND BEHOLD I SAW A GREAT BIG MESSAGE ACROSS THE MAIN PAGE SAYING: "I'm listening to Sorted For Es And Wizz, which means I must ban you. my logic is irrefutable. also am I the only person who joke bans you? for shame, fellow admins!" i was aghast. i sweat pools in nervousness. my profilers saw the page citing BANANATION from uncyc. "YOU LIAR YOU FOOL YOU TIME WASTER!" they cried! "you are no comedy writer YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BACK YOUR WILD CLAIMS AND YOU LISTEN TO THAT FUCKHEAD COCKER i bet you're even a portsmouth supporter BACK FROM THE HOLE OF WHICH YOU CAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". and i was thrown out of the OU. thanks a lot , UU. that was really, really, really HELPFUL --Whattheworldis~~.PNG"MORDILLO IS FUCKING FASCIST" 15:47, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

Thrown out of the OU? I'd say I did you a favour there. You're welcome. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:19, Feb 4
Did you know that I'm a fucking fascist? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:20, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
Well, I wasn't gonna be the first to mention it... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:22, Feb 4

Taking the Piss[edit source]

I've just come across another review that Iwillkillyou333 promised to have a look at and then neglected to comment on for nearly a week. This is the third one that I have come across: Offence 1, Offence 2 and the above is offence three. I have noticed these took place over a short period of time and there may be circumstances such as computer trouble involved but the warning is there on the main Pee Review page and was there before Why and I gave him his first warning. My feeling is that a short ban may prove our point on this one.

What do you think? --ChiefjusticeDS 22:54, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

He has been served with a one day ban. If it happens again, it's 2 days, and so forth. That may sound harsh, but considering how many days he's made people wait, it's pretty small beer. Let me know if he does it again, and thanks for bringing it to my attention, Cap'n! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:57, Feb 5
No problem, thanks very much for the promotion, I'm flattered. --ChiefjusticeDS 13:45, February 5, 2010 (UTC)

What are the rules...[edit source]

...relating to artificially bumping up your edit count? Pup

Why does that even matter? There are none - I don't see how edit counts are of huge importance, myself (haven't a clue what mine is). They only tell a small part of the story (if banning, deleting, and investigating people behaving like asses, looking carefully at their contribs, and then taking the time to work out how to deal with them were all counted, Mordillo would have a higher edit count than anyone except possibly MadMax). Beyond that, the only rule you need to remember is: don't be a dick. Cajek, for instance, used to save his edits to an article every 5 or 10 words, it would seem, certainly several times a minute. I, on the other hand, (purely to give an example) save possibly every 5 or 10 minutes when I'm writing. So he'd have 20 or 30 times as many edits for that period, for possibly the same amount of actual end product. So I ask again; why does it matter? But if you feel it does: as long as you don't take the piss and save after every word you type (or even every letter), I'm not entirely sure there is a rule. If it became an issue, I'd just start warning people to calm shit down before banning the fuck out of them if they continued to take the piss. How's that sound? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:05, Feb 5


Cocks. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 09:17, Feb 5

I always said that Max was well hung. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:18, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
Oh noes, my life is over! Time to do some quick adding of pointless categories to random articles. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:10, Feb 5
Size does not matter, it's what you do with it... Yea, yea. You guys just keep believing that... :-)


What? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:18, Feb 5

This is called in the professional world "when life gives you lemons, make sweet sweet love." Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 14:15, Feb 8 2010

Completely unrelated to penis length...[edit source]

Had a thought about Love tonight. Is there a possibility we can pop a protect on it for the 13th to 15th of February. I get the feeling that it may be a bit of a target on desperation day, singles awareness day, and post coital remorse day. Pup

Just about this...[edit source]

I like this article - not as a featureable thingy but just as I found the whole stealing intellectual copyright from a parody source a ludicrous concept, and I used the self reference as I felt the humour would be more effective if I used a parody of a recognisable thing as one of the elements. The assumption here is that people who are reading an article on Uncyclopedia would find the parody of Uncyclopedia more approachable than a parody of College humour or Mad TV, to site the two real life examples that I've used. Is there anything that you feel could be added to this in order to improve it? (Other than more Archive 26 references of course.) Pup

Everyone would love it if it had the phrase "Why do I need to provide this?" in there somewhere. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig1 22:41, February 5, 2010 (UTC)

Fear and Loathing in the Delivery Room[edit source]

Births are scarey - good luck. I found a copy of the book, so that's some comforting bedtime reading for a few days. --Sog1970 13:20, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry[edit source]

For being a lazy asshole on Pee Review. Won't happen again.--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 21:32, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

Amazing how people listen more than they did before after a good banning... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:35, Feb 6
To make you feel, I'll show you this and I did do it on time--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:46, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
Aw, fuck, That warning you posted, I did not see that. Swear to God this is the truth. The thing is is that I do not check past sections of my talk page, I alwayprefer new mssages to be in different sections to avoid confusion. And someone must have put a message after you posted the warning cause, therefore making it seem like you never posted anything, even via watchlist. This is the truth, otherwise I would have heed your warning.--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 03:11, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
This is why I tend to look at the history of my talk page whenever I come on for a new day - I often have edits in odd places on my talk page. But hopefully this is the only time we'll talk about this issue, and it won't happen again. Keep up the good work! ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:34, Feb 8

About something on your userpage...[edit source]

I'd love to add myself to the South Park likeness gallery, except when I make the likeness, it refuses to save. Right-click also doesn't show "Copy Image Location", so I can't upload it to Photobucket or anything. Any ideas/help? Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 02:10, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

Um, all I can suggest is to do a print screen, open your image editor of choice (even MS Paint) and paste it in there. Then crop it to size and save it accordingly. That should do the trick. If you find MS Paint too sucky, there's a free image editor called the GiMP that's quite good, but Be careful where and when you Google it! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:25, Feb 8
Thanks, I'll try. And I know, it probably costs money, unless you download illegally. And as for paint, I've dealt with it. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 20:37, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

Update: It obviously doesn't like me very much. I put in mine and it didn't appear. (Did I do something wrong? I print screened it and fixed it up in Paint, then uploaded it to Photobucket, then copied it here) Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 10:27, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

GIMP is a freebie and a very useful tool. Many of my better images (including the award winning John McEnroe Pacman from Monitor, and the main image in Tropical Cyclone) are done either partially or completely in GIMP. Pup 11:03, 9/02/2010
Photobucket? Pah! Just upload it directly to this site. See how the others are all on this site? Over on the leftframe is the "upload image" button. Use your skill and judgement to guess what it does, and then see if you can pop your uploaded image into that page the same way everyone else has. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:29, Feb 9
Thank ya UU, and excuse my failures. I knew I had to upload it! Honest! Yeah! Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 11:37, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
I cropped it for ya - leaving less whitespace around the image means the image itself shows up bigger in a gallery like that one. Have another look. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:48, Feb 9
Thanks, and how did you do that, Puppy? o_O

(Sorry UU, and I won't say raisin on your talk page again. Oops.)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 12:21, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

Bloody Haliburton![edit source]

I have absolutely no idea how that happened, given I was doing a section edit, clicked preview, and clicked save. It's the first time that has happened to me. And I know, it happens to guys all the time, but not me, and I feel like less of a coder as a result. (And if somehow this deletes the rest of your talk page, I blame opera mini.) Pup 19:54, 9/02/2010

RotM[edit source]

Hi there UU, hope you are well.

I am concerned by the Reviewer of the Month voting, what concerns me is the two IP's who have voted for Ptok-Bentoniczny, in having a look at their contributions I have noticed that their only contributions to the wiki have been to make these votes, the similarity of their IP addresses, Mordillo's comment here and the comments here suggest to me that there is some dishonest practice taking place here. I am uncomfortable about it taking place on RotM because I am rather fond of the award and pay close attention to new reviewers to see who deserves it and I dislike the prospect of having to hand it out to someone who has no in-depth reviews and might be attaining votes dishonestly. I thought I would get your take on the situation, thanks. (I have suspended further voting for Ptok-Bentoniczny on the RotM page, remove my comment there when you are satisfied with what is happening). --ChiefjusticeDS 22:14, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry to butt in, but I think what's going on is Ptok's friends on the Polish version are voting for him. Look at User talk: Pippo for why I think this. I don't think it's sockpuppeting, more meat puppeting.

Edit: Oops, that's the jist of what you just said. Failure on my part.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 22:16, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

Hea UU. I could not help but notice this nonsense. He tried something similar with a VFH nomination a while ago. I pulled a nom after his chums did something similar due to "not cricket". This looks like the same crap. I can't find my ban stick right now, but maybe you are in a worse mood than me and you fancy sticking yours up his arse for a bit. Anyway... Have fun. :) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:28, Feb 9
Actually cancel that. I checked out those IPs after he claimed to have no knowledge of them and they are obviously related to him (Poland IPs on two of em) He said they were not. This is not the first time he's tried this, so he's blocked for a week now. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:48, Feb 9
I just have one request out of this whole event, that vote suspension is only to be done by admins in the future. Also, MrN, I got an email from Ptok which I'd like to forward to you, do you still use the same email you used in the past? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:49, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
His block was for lying to me about getting people to vote for him. It was not for getting people to vote for him. But yep, Sure. Sent it over. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:38, Feb 10
No issue with the reason, just saying - it's better if you respond to him directly rather than me doing negotiations. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:48, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
As to the vote thing Mordillo, I don't intend to make a habit of it, I only did it the once as it was getting a bit out of hand and no admins were about. It won't happen again. I hope my intentions are understood. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:37, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
They were quite clear, no worries there - but we don't need to rush those, as even if it was the 31st of the month, we can always deal with the results retrospectively. Also, this is not my talk page. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:41, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
I knew something was fishy with that nomination, cause who would vote for someone who hasnt hava a single indepth review.--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 05:08, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 13:09, Feb 11

You're anti, You're antisocial![edit source]

Da-da da-da-na-na-na

Anyways, I gather you're a metalhead also. I was wondering if maybe you'd wanna help me expand Anthrax. I'm having a difficult time coming up with an angle that isn't cruft, but I do want to make this into at least a decent full-fledged article. Lemme know what you think and we'll go from there if you're interested. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:13, 13 Feb

Well, thing is, I got the time tick tick tickin' in my head... And by that I mean that I love the 'thrax, have seen 'em live (with John Bush, back in the '90s some time, when he paid Nottingham the back-handed compliment "we've never played here before, it's one of those places you see signposts to while you're travelling somewhere else, but I'm glad we finally got here, I like it!" - thanks John! Anyway, I'd like to help, but there's a slight hithc right now - mini-UU's due date is tomorrow, meaning the nipper could turn up at literally any time now, so chances are I'm gonna be away from the wiki altogether for a few days at a moment's notice. And I'm a tad distracted in the meantime, which doesn't help. If you get any sort of idea, and i get any sort of time, I'd love to chip in, and will do what I can. But no promises - my priorities right now lie elsewhere! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:39, Feb 13
Wow! Best of luck, UU! That is truly so amazing. That is so great. Wow. You'll both do great! Here's to the lucky kid! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 12:38, Feb 13 2010
Good luck mate, and best wishes to Mrs. UU as well. Don't worry about being distracted, I haven't done anything with it since last time it was on VFD so there's certainly no rush on my end. I just really want to come back to this at some point in the future. Let me know when things have calmed down a bit for you and we'll talk about what to do with that stupid article. And, funny story, all throughout the eighties and early nineties when thrash was in it's heyday I never managed to see Anthrax. Then, a couple years ago, they did a tour with Rob Zombie. Classic lineup and everything. Joey Belladonna's voice has gotten better with age. They blew Rob Zombie off the stage. I was grinning for days. Ok, so it wasn't a "funny" story per se, but it was a story anyways. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:18, 13 Feb

I know you said you would dissappear, but...[edit source]

... make sure you drop in to let us know all is okay. And to upload a photo of the little tacker so we can all have cigars in the honour of the fruit of your loins. Pup 11:06, 14/02/2010

COME ON!!![edit source]

What news!?!?!? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:08, Feb 14

Uh, my nephew came 13th in a cross-country run? Nah, we're still waiting - been round the in-laws' all weekend, so no interweb, that's all. Looks like the nipper's picking up its pa's sense of punctuality! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:49, Feb 14
Apparently it's common for #1 to be a little late, and later ones to come a little earlier. Of course, my #1 decided that he would come out a month early and had to be put in a humidicrib due to jaundice. He spent his first couple of days looking like a baked chicken wrapped in tin foil. Didn't help that the humidicrib broke and stopped giving out heat and he then got too cold and we had to scramble to stop him getting hypothermia... Kids are fun! Pup 22:11, 14/02/2010
Sounds like fun. We're pretty much cool with things at the moment, apart from my sister-in-law, who is doing both our heads in. Texts every couple of hours - "any news yet?" "how's it going?" "has it started yet?" "any news yet?" "any news yet?" Fuuuuckkkk... Actually, love, she had the kid 3 days ago, and we didn't think you'd want to know... Jesus... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:17, Feb 15
Any news yet?
Has it started?
Oh my god I can't wait to take her clothes shopping!
you are having a girl, right?
cos you know boys are awkward. They deal drugs and everything.
Any news yet?
Is everything alright?
Let me help out if it's not -- and if you need any clothes just let me know, I saw this adorable pink onesie in Mother and Baby.
You are having a girl right?
Cos boys are horrific potty trainers.
Can't get it done till they're like five and you can bribe them.
With money.
That they use for drugs.
Any news yet?
Hows it going?
Let me know if it starts.
unless it's like four in the morning, in which case it's a boy.
They're so rude.
Is she here yet?
I'm so exited!
For you.
I'm so exited for you.
Any news yet?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:06 15 February 2010
Oh, you've met her then? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:39, Feb 15
Met her? She couldn't walk.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:08 15 February 2010
Erm, somewhere. just making it take shape in my mind now that I have a bit more time. I mean I had time before, it was just being used. Bioshock 2 mostly, it's a fucking amazing game. If you haven't played Bioshock I'd highly recommend getting it, then the second one. I mean I know the baby's coming but it's a seriously good game. Been immersed in Rapture for the past fortnight or so. I can't get over just how perfect it is. The multiplayer has it's faults but is also pretty damned good.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:08 15 February 2010
Won't have time or funds for Bioshock 2 for some time - still immersed in Oblivion and Mass Effect 2. Plus all the happy families stuff I'm having to prepare for. Bioshock was fun, and well made, but I'm not seeing the sequel as something essential right now. I have several new article ideas - god knows if they're features, but when I get a bit of proper writing time, we'll see how they go. I just wanna see you write something new man. Make me laugh! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:08, Feb 15
So how is the baby Mass Effect 2? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:29, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
Proceeding more slowly than I'd like, due to the demands of the missus, and the demands of Oblivion. Still not entirely convinced by some of the changes, or some of the story decisions, but it's still a colossally good game. Have you completed your first run-through yet? And how's Mordillia? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:35, Feb 15
Not yet, although I think I'm getting there slowly but surely. The romantic part of this one is quite interesting :). Also, Mordillia is OK, started taking insulin which was very difficult at first, but she's managed to get the sugar level under control now. Glad I'm not a woman O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 14:42, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

for the Anne Hataway vote which got her to the main page. Appreciated. Good luck on everything, Aleister in Chains 17:13 15 Feb. MMX

I say, UU old boy[edit source]

The resemblance is striking...

Could this be you, perhaps? ;) Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 16:41, Feb 16 2010

I like his style... ---UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:53, Feb 17


Your Mother's Blog[edit source]

http://michaeldsuarezsandvonrankesmumbumfuck.blogspot.com/

Is that funny enough for you loser?

Goodbye.--Under User The Homosexual Shit Eating Faggot 16:57, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

What a well thought-out and creative username... —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 17:38, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
Quite, you know you have done well when people start doing that sort of thing. Also, the link also demonstrates a real lack of commitment and writing ability and as such should be submitted for proofreading straight away. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:41, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
He went to all that trouble? Man, that's just not fair. I'm far more of an asshole around this place than UU is, yet no one has bothered to do that for me dammit! I wonder if he realises that all he had to do was ask for his article to be moved to userspace and he could have had a copy of it back. Shame it's too late to ask now. Yep. It was the one which escaped ICU me thinks... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:10, Feb 16
So the featuring of the Anne Hathaway article was your doing, eh Under user. I hope you're a Christian because only a priest could forgive that. --Ozymandiaz 18:29, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
Hi UU. Ozymandiaz has a history of generally being an asshole and trying to start trouble, so I have given him 3 days off. I'm hoping he now creates a blog about my mother as a result... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:47, Feb 16
He's British; of course he isn't Christian! —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 18:36, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
Hey, Category:My Sojourn got featured, which I will never understand. I will now trot out my well-worn line about humour being subjective, before yawning and wandering off to see if there are any decent packs of crisps in the cupboard. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:18, Feb 17
I feel like I'm finally validated as an admin on this wiki. All the other guys get the hate stuff that takes effort, and I get nothing... Until now. Now I feel like I could hold my head up high at the next cabal meeting (were there to be one) (which of course there isn't). --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:53, Feb 17
So you're not coming to the one that will not be taking place at that venue? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:01, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
Wait! What thing which is not happening? Oh, I see how it works these days. No one bothered to even tell me about that thing which is not happening at that place. If I'm not even told, how can I possibly know not to attend? Well, I tell you. Next time something is not happening you lot just dam well don't bother telling me. Cos I will not be attending. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:11, Feb 17
Why does he say shit eating faggot like it's a bad thing? Pup 13:28, 17/02/2010

cześć[edit source]

hej, I'm just reminding you that you have promised me that you will work on the Mark Robinson article. I believe you either forgot or had not time for this, but it's better to remind, as I often forget about various things. Cheers. Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 14:36, February 17, 2010 (UTC)

What, you mean apart from the fact that the last 6 edits on that article have been by me, re-working much of the first half of the article? Have a look at the history, see how much I changed (and see the edit comments I left) and then come back and apologise for telling me I haven't done anything. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:32, Feb 17
Oh man! Sorry, I warched only my watchlist and I believed that this article was there! Now I see it's not! Damn, sorry. I see no point in looking at article that is shown unedited on my watchlist. Sorry then. I apologize and please forgive me my inconvenience. :/ Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 18:57, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
Nub. :P -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:59, 18 Feb
No worries Ptok, glad we got that cleared up. Now, what do you think of the changes I made? Do you like them? do you think they help? Do you see why I made them? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 19:01, Feb 18

As I have finally read your work, I have to admit that it's fantastic work. I liked it, you kept proper style, you changed my undreadable broken English into correct English and I have no other words for that apart from "Thank you Under User, you are a great guy!!!". You added funny jokes and explanations and I liked it :). Thank you Under User. This is working for me. If you don't feel insulted by my previous inconvenienve, then please continue your work. Otherwise you can swear on me and call me a pole or a dick or whatever you find suitable. Cheers and once again, sorry. I blame the watchlist, you can blame me. Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 19:14, February 18, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, no need to be so gushing - it's all cool. ;-) Glad you like the work. I intend to keep going and get to that diary section, which I think can be very funny if I can find the right way to voice your idea. Not sure how long it'll take - I may get called away any time, as I've mentioned elsewhere on this page, but I won't forget about it, don't worry! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 22:18, Feb 18

UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 23:43, Feb 18

Game Over[edit source]

34.5 hours and a fantastic ending. I'm depressed. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:05, February 19, 2010 (UTC)

And here's me about 5 hours in and still pissed off with some of the changes. I liked it before when it didn't try to be Gears of War quite so much. Maybe it takes more getting used to, but so far while I'm interested by the story, I'm still struggling to get to grips with the game in the same way. I know it'll be worth it, I just don't have the time to invest right now. Bugger! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:56, Feb 19
After you get used to it, I find it to be more intuitive then the 1st one, but they're both good. I'm just glad I don't have to deal with the equipment moding as much as I did in the first one. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:03, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
Oh amen to that... I'll be happy about that for sure. Struggling to get to grips with the health (ie, where is it?) and getting really pissed off with being forced to switch guns due to lack of heat sinks though. Just tell me the Mako is less annoying, and I'll be a happy man... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:06, Feb 19
I do hope you two are not talking about having babies again. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:30, Feb 19
Are you guys talking about Q-bert? That game is AWESOME! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:49, 19 Feb
There is no Mako. There is, furthermore, no spoon. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:53, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
Then that is something. Now, I believe 5 o'clock just happened, so if you'll excuse me, I have a weekend to get to. Kapwinnnnng! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 17:01, Feb 19
I don't understand, what do you guys have against sharks? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:14, 19 Feb

PEEING contributions[edit source]

Well, seeing as awarding yourself would be a douchey thing to do, I present you with the new and shiny Chrome Crapper award, newly minted to congratulate people who are exceedingly good at urinating! --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 01:21 EST 21 Feb, 2010

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Thanks![edit source]

ChristianBaleAward.jpg Matfen
thanks you
for your vote!

His article could not have been featured without you...

--Matfen 11:36, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

Your nature[edit source]

You're a piece of shit. Phoenix Wright was one of the funniest articles.

--~~

Phoenix Wright[edit source]

Why did you delete the Phoenix Wright article? Everyone on #objection came to Uncyclopedia just to read it.

Phoenix Wright[edit source]

Why did you delete the Phoenix Wright article? Everyone on #objection came to Uncyclopedia just to read it.

It was voted for deletion. Ya`ll need to start reading the deletion reasons. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:52, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
It was voted for deletion because it sucked. If I remember correctly, it was huge, listy, chiche'd, and overall not funny which was why I nommed it for deletion. You all should read the featured articles, and then you'll see the comparison. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 19:29, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

GOOD LUCK![edit source]

Drop us a line when you if it's a MiniUU or a MiniUUlass! ~Jewriken.GIF 17:28, February 22, 2010 (UTC)

I'd like to second that, the very best of luck to you and Mrs UU. --ChiefjusticeXBox 18:07, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
WHAT NEWS DAMMIT! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:47, Feb 22
Cigars are on standby. Pup 20:37, 22/02/2010
After an epic day, with one or two minor complications, I am pleased to say that Mini-UUette arrived this evening. Mother and baby are, frankly, awesome. And I am utterly, utterly knackered. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. G'night all. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 01:00, Feb 23
*Smokes em* ... *Coughs* ... I'm sure this is not good for the baby you know... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:06, Feb 23
Smoking as I type. Major congrats. And if you want any boy offspring I have three here that I'm selling at bargain prices. Pup 02:02, 23/02/2010
More congrats. Godspeed to you and your baby daughter, UU. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 03:21, 23 February 2010
Thanks folks. She really is gorgeous, although you'll have to take my word for that as there's no way I'm posting a picture! Not sticking around, just passing - sleep is a precious resource right now, and I'm gonna try to have some. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:47, Feb 24
Congratulations mr and mrs UU! Also, what did you name her? FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 13:57 • Wednesday, 24-02-2010
I was gonna ask that. Then I realised it would be pointless. He hasn't even told us his name incase we steal his identity/burgle his house/key his car. So yah, just sayin'. UU what is your name? I always imagined it'd be Richard or John or something.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 22:03 24 February 2010
Well, I have my own little list:
Orian: George
Guildy: Edward
Necro: Jonathan
Cheddar: Giovanni
RAHB: Rob, obviously
Myself: Farid
SysRq: Alex
RabbiTechno: John
And a few more that I can't remember right now.. So there, identity theft my ass. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 05:15 • Thursday, 25-02-2010
John or Dick - you gay guys are all the same! Actually, I'm rather proud of the fact that there is only two users, that I know of, who actually know my legal name - although I have mentioned my last name to a few people here before. Nominally Humane! some time 05:50, 25/02/2010
Let me guess: Bruce? Also, we're not talking about legal names here, just first names. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 06:31 • Thursday, 25-02-2010
You never tried to guess mine. That makes me sad. ~Jewriken.GIF 06:49, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
Well, apparently, Mordillo is a real name, so yea, I thought you were using your real name. That, or Mordachai. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 06:54 • Thursday, 25-02-2010
Fine... edit conflict me with the same joke then! Nominally Humane! some time 06:56, 25/02/2010
Deux points! Even though Mordillo is a last name. Mordechai was the name of my late grandfather, so I'll give you additional points for that! ~Jewriken.GIF 06:57, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
Ehud? Shlomo? Benjamin? You tell me! FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 07:01 • Thursday, 25-02-2010
Wait, I don't understand. Is your name really Mordillo or not? FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 10:09 • Thursday, 25-02-2010
Attention citizenry: I am in possession of the object known colloquially as Mordillo's name. I hereby demand a sum of 1 million USD, in small, unmarked bills to be left in a suitcase outside my dorm room. Oh, and a chocolate chip cookie. If I do not receive the aforementioned sum by noon tomorrow, I will have no recourse but to keep it all to myself forever and ever. 128.187.0.164
Hmm... wouldn't that just freak 'dillo out if I had just left it like that? O_O Also, I stink at making sure I'm logged in. Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
But the important question is what is Colin "All your base" Heaney's name? Nominally Humane! some time 07:51, 25/02/2010
Peter A. Sanderson, obviously FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 09:06 • Thursday, 25-02-2010
Many people on here assume my name's Matthew for some reason. And I always thought POTR's name was Scooby; taken from when his parents decided they would name him after the first name they heard on the radio, and unfortunately a scooby doo radio adaptation was played. Oh, and congratulations UU! --Matfen 09:53, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
You mean your name is not Matthew?! Man, I thought you were Matthew Bale, Christian Bale's brother.. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 10:05 • Thursday, 25-02-2010
Well I know Mordillo's name too, I also know Necropaxx's, such are my magic powers. My own identity is my most valued possession and as such I have cunningly engineered the situation so that nobody gives a toss. --ChiefjusticeXBox 21:28, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
Gah, that's creepy. I know where you got it, and I know there's not a lot you can do with just my name... but still. Yeesh. No privacy! Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
Well if you will post it on facebook, such things can only be anticipated; 'Ours to lose, not theirs to gain' as a wise man once said. --ChiefjusticeXBox 23:34, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
Stuff this for a joke. I'm not afraid to reveal my name. I'm actually JRemoved by order of the cabal (not that there is a cabal)Nominally Humane! some time 05:21, 26/02/2010
Jane, I bet it's Jane. You've gota girl's name, donchya, Jane?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:10 26 February 2010
"One by one my marbles left me
Jane would smile but never hold me
One night at the pool hall
Asked her him if she'd he'd hold my cue...    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:16 26 February 2010
With the exception of cheddar we all have really boring real life names, and yet with the exception of Giovanni all our user names are pretty unique. I think this means we all belive we're more interesting than our parents thought when we were born. Psychology 101 there.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:04 26 February 2010
I'm the man with a million signatures - don't you think I have enough identity crises without having a girl's name? (Although in my animation of a puppy spinning on a record I actually used my own puppy as the model, and her name is Lola. Like the kinks song. What does that say about me?) Nominally Humane! some time 21:07, 26/02/2010
CheddarBBQ is totally unique! I mean, Orian? That's an actual name. SysRq? That's a button. I'm looking at it right now. Fredd? Well his USED to be cool. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 23:21,26February,2010
I'm not a number I'm a free man! Oh shit. I am a number. Balls. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:38, Feb 26
I now want to change my name to Jack Doogan. Nominally Humane! some time 00:30, 27/02/2010
Does anyone else find it funny that all this is taking place on UU's talk? Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC

Whaaaaaaaaaaay!!![edit source]

I wanted a seperate header to congratulate you with, mostly because I'm better than everyone else. So yeah, congratulations! glad everything's gone well, see you in eighteen or so years when you have some free time.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 02:48 23 February 2010

Jesus Orian, you're so gay sometimes with your headers. Also, UU, I'd like to reserve a spot in UUette's diary for 2026 for the first date with Mordillo Jr. :) Say Mazal Tov to Mrs. UU for me! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:18, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
Here's to having to fend of guys like me and Mordillo Jr. someday. Cheers. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 09:13, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
Can I take her clothes shopping? like now?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 09:18 23 February 2010
Congratulations UU! If she's anything like you, Baby UUette will be a joy to work with! Again, congratulations! Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
And thanks to you folks as well. See what I said above, because I'm tired and/or lazy. ;-) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Under user (talk • contribs)
And I have my own line on this page! Congratulations UU! Uncyclopedia will at least pass on to one person anyway! --nldr 00:35, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

Official Vote to name UU's baby[edit source]

Well, we have no idea if you have already chosen a name, but we feel it's appropriate for us to do so. So... Here goes..

UUette[edit source]

Score: 0
  • Nom Sensible, but a bit obvious. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:40, Feb 27

Sara[edit source]

Score: 0
  • Nom Sounds like a nice name. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:40, Feb 27

Jane[edit source]

Score: 2
  • Nom Could be, could be. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:40, Feb 27
  • For Although it should be spelled Jayne... after all, she'll be asking Why for about 2 years of her life, and then when she realises as she gets older what her father does for fun, she'll be asking Why? for the rest of her life. So she's definitely Jayne with a Why. Nominally Humane! some time 02:20, 27/02/2010
  • The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain. Jane. Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC

Bob[edit source]

Score: 0
  • Nom It's a possible. Lot's of girls are called Bob these days you know. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:40, Feb 27

MrN9000[edit source]

Score: 1
  • Nom+for Now there is an idea! Yes! This is the one! The choice is obvious. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:40, Feb 27
  • For The user above makes an excellent argument. I would go with that one if I were you. 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:43, Feb 27 Bot puppet ~Jewriken.GIF 09:08, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
What! That's a scandalous accusation! (I wonder how he knows...)MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 09:24, Feb 27
The boobs gave you up. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:46, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

Lara[edit source]

Score: 0
  • Nom Most people from where UU lives are called Lara. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:40, Feb 27

Mordillo[edit source]

Score: -1
  • Nom+against Whatever next. Certainly not. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:40, Feb 27

Yorkie[edit source]

Score: 0
  • Nom. Place names are all the rage I hear. Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
    • ? Yorkie isn't a place. It's a chocolate bar that is NOT FOR GIRLS! Fool.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 09:41 27 February 2010
      • It's short for Yorkshire, Orian. Jeez... Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
        • Although it's true that many Yorkshiremen are rather short, it's also the name of a dog (and a pudding), and so perhaps not ideal as the name for UU's new baby (unlike MrN9000 which does have something of a ring to it). MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:07, Feb 28

Santo(a)[edit source]

Score: 1
  • Nom + For Beautiful Italian name. It's also the name of my dog. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 03:02,27February,2010
    • You told me Santo was your girlfriend...?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 09:44 27 February 2010
      • Yep. He's into that bestiality thing.. Don't tell him I told you. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 12:51 • Saturday, 27-02-2010
        • Orian: you're a liar. Moosh: I'm right here. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 13:30,27February,2010
          • Oh, hi there, Chedds. We were just talking about you.. We were saying that.. Umm.. You know.. *shift weight* So.. How are you? FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:35 • Saturday, 27-02-2010
            • Santo is a boys name. Cheddar, you are so gay. Nominally Humane! some time 19:30, 27/02/2010
              • Someone finally caught on to that? The name thing I mean. You could always make it Santa... - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 20:30,27February,2010
                • I picked it up straight away, but didn't bother to mention it. As soon as I saw it I thought of Santo Cilauro. He is definitely not female. Nominally Humane! some time 20:56, 27/02/2010

jUUne[edit source]

Score: 1
  • Nom & For Sensible name for the female species. Involves the clever two U(s). Is named after the month following the conception (if my 9-month math is right). It's perfect. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:04, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:03, Feb 28

If this is the kind of attention you get when you have a baby maybe I should have one. Or two, just to upstage you.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:53 1 March 2010
I'm assuming the rumour (or the article in UnSignpost) about the new arrival is true. If so, congratulations! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:17, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
Wait. Are you saying that UU has become a dad now? Why did no one tell me dammit! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:54, Mar 2
I hadn't heard about it either till today. shamefull that he be so secretive.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 03:00 2 March 2010
I think given the lack of UU in the site at the moment that it is time for this talk page to be converted to a Forum... Anyone got a good forum topic? Nominally Humane! some time 02:45, 2/03/2010