User talk:Qzekrom/Archive 6

Hyperactive!

This old 1980s song (revealing my age) reminds me of you and your, postings etc. This is not a criticism...just an observation! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb-8SHznFw0 --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:27, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

I think I might have heard something like that before. Fun effects... ooh.... -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 22:00, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

Archivin' VFD

In response to what you said on my talk page, to quote the rules in the big yellow box that really should be read before doing anything on VFD: "If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time." Seeing as you are not Sycamore, Magic Man, Frosty, or an admin, you don't have to worry about archiving any time soon. Cheers! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:44, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

Okay, I've talked to Xamralco and Socky about VFD before. What happened to that "poopsmith" thingy? -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 22:07, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

Just a title designated for individuals who have been given the "honor" of being able to archive VFD. The positions shift every once in a while when someone quits/retires. They used to also compile a list of waiting-to-be-VFD'd articles at the Poopsmith's Lounge, back when we had 10 votes and an overflowing queue of articles to delete. Dwindling activity and expanding the limit from 15 to 20 more or less rendered this responsibility redundant, so now it's mostly just a janitorial title. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:56, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

I see.... -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 21:36, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

Another guy to steal my thunder

While you're at it, this is my second time I met a Pokemon fan. Now, will you write me a nice Pokemon-related article? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 11:20, June 4, 2012 (UTC)

I can try, but I've had some weird shit going on recently and I'm getting ready to share my account with a friend because I just got a shitload of watchlist notifications over the past few days. -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 21:29, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

Isn't that sockpuppetry? Anyway, writing Pokemon articles are my biggest strength. My plan was for a Latios article to identify as Jesus. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 04:48, June 12, 2012 (UTC)

The definition of "sockpuppetry" is not that loose. On Wikipedia, just creating multiple accounts for the hell of it is not sockpuppetry.

Anyway, you should go start it... why don't you do it for the Poo Lit Surprise? -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 19:17, June 12, 2012 (UTC)

Can I work with you for the ICU thingy? My mocking of Bulbapedia- |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 03:16, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

ICU thingy? -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 20:40, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

A request for collaboration

Hi Qzekrom,
I have gotten some feedback from Aimsplode regarding UnPoetia:Internet Haikus, and I have definitely taken what he has to say into consideration. Now, since I wish to self-nominate it for VFH someday, I am hoping for some collaboration with it. I have asked for Aimsplode's collaboration and I am also asking for yours, since your sense of humor seems to be intact. I'm now opening up the page in question for collaboration, so feel free to add your own ideas now!
~[ths] UotM 23:15, 06/04/2012

I don't know what I can do to help. I just tried but couldn't come up with anything useful. Sorry. -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 21:34, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

A Friendly Reminder: VFD

When you non something for VFD, please remember to tag the article with the VFD tag. Thank you for your time.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:54, June 7, 2012 (UTC)

Heh... okay.... -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:58, June 7, 2012 (UTC)

Blog post: June 10, 2012

Hey, guys. I'm doing a serious construction project in my userspace, and you can join in, too! If you have any questions, look at the following:

Why are you redesigning your userpage?

My current userpage is just about as cluttered as my room at this time. In terms of layout, it reads like a standard Uncyclopedia article. In short, not attractive at all. I want to create a more compact design for my userpage, one where you can see everything at once. I'll also introduce more HTML5 elements to the userpage and get rid of unnecessary usertags. It'll look a bit like the Science Portal.

Why do you hate usertags?

Userboxes (usertags) come in different shapes and sizes. Particularly at Uncyclopedia, they just don't have a consistent or uniform design. I've decided that all boxes on my userpage are to have round-edged borders (using the border-radius property). Most if not all usertags on Uncyclopedia don't conform to this requirement. Additionally, userboxes clutter up the page and just don't help other users. I prefer to impress people through my HTML and CSS coding prowess.

What can I do to help you, sweetie?

You can help me by going along with what I'm doing. If you have suggestions, be bold in adding them to my sandbox. If you're italic, putting them on my talk page wouldn't hurt.

What if my contribution doesn't make it to your userpage?

Not everything from the sandbox will make it onto my userpage. I pick and choose the best stuff that will make an attractive userpage and use that. If your suggestion wasn't used in creating my userpage, I either hated it or decided to use it in another project.

Does this mean I can write spam, libel, hate speech, goatse, or copyright violations your sandbox?

Hell No!

What's the hottest animal on Earth?

This.

Feel free to be bold and help me with minor stuff if you want to, but if you're going to do anything major, leave a note on my talk page. -- Sir CuteDarkraiOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:17, June 10, 2012 (UTC)

You want competition, eh?

And yet you still want me to make you a sig, too! Gosh, you've got some ideas there. Now explain how that's gonna work....→L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{00:52, 11 June 2012} Hint: It doesn't.

The thing about the competition was a joke. I'm actually worried more about Poo Lit. -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 01:01, June 11, 2012 (UTC)

Meh, I like your stuff, and I'm a judge. Consider me on your good side :)

As for the sig, yeah I'll get to that. You got Skype, btw? →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{13:33, 11 June 2012} (also, I need specs for that sig. Colors I can use? Pop-out? Long or short? you choose.)

No, I don't skype. I suggest you make the new one look 50% like current sig and 50% totally original. But other than that, make sure that the little Zekrom picture is in it (same as the other ones). But other than that, it's up to you. I'll add honors (CUN, Pee Buddy Judge '12, Poo Lit Surprise competitor '12) later. -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 18:30, June 11, 2012 (UTC)

By the way, I'm an American, so you can choose to add the flag icon if you like. 18:30, June 11, 2012 (UTC)

I take that you don't think I'm American? →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{13:20, 12 June 2012}

I never said that. I saw the US icon on one of your other sigs. -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 19:15, June 12, 2012 (UTC)

Qzekrom, I think I had just seen something wrong.

Do you think there's a conspiracy that a former sockpuppet of Uncyclopedia moved to another place, made a sockpuppet of his own and made new articles for two years (which are good), and then making a drama and got banned and resorted to sockpuppetry? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 04:32, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

What account(s) would you be talking about? -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 20:41, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

PuppyOnTheRadio and NXWave. The latter's got banned four years ago. I got the details about the two bannings. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 05:23, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

So Puppy was a sockpuppet of a banned user? Wow, people are still talking about Puppy. There should be a vote to unblock him. Seriously, is it constitutional to lock up someone that long? -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 21:46, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

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Censorship and The UnSignpost By Chief More of this. It was with some trepidation that the editorial team seized their pens this week, and not just because we don't actually hand-write the USP. The main reason is that the UnSignpost service has been about as frequent as hot Panda sex, which, brings us neatly to our big promise. We can't guarantee news or a that we won't disappear without warning again but we can guarantee talk of Panda sex, as frequently as possible. The big news on Uncyclopedia is the scandalous news that Wikia have added a warning that pops up when you first visit Uncyclopedia, warning readers that Uncyclopedia is objectionable, inappropriate and violent. The obvious question you would expect to be on everybody's lips is "What took you so long?" we've been all those things for years now, it's like they haven't been paying attention. However, the main feeling on the forums are outrage and angry expressions of... well, anger. 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Xamralco is opposed to the cash prize because "Material possessions and wealth are so analogue... man" and because he probably won't win it. The UnSignpost would like to point out that any money you receive may have been touched by EMC and Black flamingo and their userpages give you enough of an idea of the sort of things they enjoy touching. Noob of the Moment is running splendidly with users voting and around everybody winning the award at a non-specified moment in time. Last month the winners were XDshempXD, Alpha Quintesson and Mockingbird ST who soared to victory having amassed some votes each. Well done all of you, you're all winners, that said there is a special prize for the real winner, which will be presented to the first one of you to present another admin with Socky's skull on a silver plate. He lives in Belgium, he's the one that isn't a Cow, bring us his head. 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BISHAAN!

How can I get involved in the VFD/QVFD or whatever you're doing to improve Uncyclopedia? And how can I write an UnNews article that pertains to current events and make it funny? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 11:42, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

Are you regged for the Poo Lit Surprise? That's totally intended to improve Uncyc. The other thing you can do is protest copyright law. -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 21:55, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

I'll join the next PLS with my UnNews article. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 11:41, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

Protip

You are still eligible for the Best Noob Article category in the PLS, so enter it! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:24, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

I started editing under this name in February and it's June, so no.... -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 15:14, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Help fast!

I was inspired by this article on Cracked to write an UnBooks about public toilets. I am trying to cite this material as a source and I am trying not to plagiarise the article. How can I write an inspired article without plagiarising the source? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 11:51, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

That's hilarious! Just quote it and paraphrase the rest. -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:45, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

How can I become a rollback guy? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 06:44, June 20, 2012 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Requests for rollbacks. -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 21:27, June 20, 2012 (UTC)

Look, is it OK if someone can restore Giratina, Palkia and Dialga articles into my userspace? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 10:12, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

You could ask someone who is an admin, thank you. -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:11, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

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Blue Sky Thinking By Chief The only image Dr.Skullthumper did not delete. We here at the UnSignpost were just saying the other day, as we packed fudge at the mid-week meeting, how much we miss Dr. Skullthumper. Not because we like him or anything, nobody misses him for that. We miss him because he provided an unending stream of fantastic ideas! True, most of these ideas were along the lines of "Let's pack all the images on the wiki into a category which I have called 'Maintaining Your Brilliant Ideas Now' or MYBIN for short and let's delete all but the ones of Elephants holding tissues!!" but he was certainly trying and it made for sensational news. Alas, now Dr. Skullthumper has taken another leave of absence leaving nobody to save Uncyclopedia from certain doom. Or so we thought... It would seem that Shabidoo has his eyes firmly set upon the title of Humour-Wiki innovator having this week posted no fewer than three forum topics demanding, suggesting and complaining about the wiki and proposing that we all do something about it. His posts do lack Dr. Skullthumper's trademark doom and gloom and are instead infuriatingly chirpy and irritating. Pictured: A retro image from a retro article about a very retro game When asked to comment Shabidoo had this to say to Uncyclopedia: "I should now take this moment to inform you that you are all a bunch of snotty nosed dick faces, sinking into an abyss of cock-wad penis-smoking but-snot!!!". We know what you're all thinking; he's far too polite to be anything like Dr. Skullthumper. Shabidoo wants three things, he wants to be able to share pages on Facebook, he wants us all to go retro for a week and he wants his smart phone to load Uncyclopedia, probably so he can create more forum topics about banality. Shabidoo's best idea is retro week, we imagine this will comprise editing whilst wearing ridiculous hair, a ridiculous shirt, leather trousers and carrying a boom box. For those of you who aren't interested in that sort of thing, what Shabidoo actually proposes is that we re-feature seven articles from before 2010. Steady on there Shabidoo perhaps next time we could run Prehistoric week where we re-feature articles as from as far back as 2009! Most of you will remember 2010 better referred to by the man in the street as "The year before last". It's very retro, assuming you have no idea what retro actually means. The Facebook suggestion will likely meet with failure because it requires someone who can code, and we only have a couple of people who can do that and they're all insane, Olipro, American or a combination of the three. Elsewhere on the wiki this week Nikau missed the censorship outrage boat and was outraged by the censorship. Qzekrom created a forum topic and told nobody to reply to it, that was a bit weird,. The PLS is still running and Saberwolf116 returned to the wiki and was promptly ordered back to Pee Review and the voting pages for being foolish enough to announce his return. Nobody writes UnTunes any more, we could have a week of singing and dancing, we'd call it "UnTunes Week" because we're original like that. Happy Thursday. A Victory for Democracy By Chief Lyrithya's proposal for the content warning You all probably remember last week, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times. You might also remember that the UnSignpost ran a story on the OUTRAGEOUS censorship of Uncyclopedia. The big development to that story this week is that Simsilikesims has managed to get the content warning removed! Oh, wait that's not right, what has actually happened is that the warning has been changed so that it is more welcoming, not that there are many more welcoming ways you can say "WARNING: This wiki has over 600 breast images and racism!" This may or may not be Simsilikesims writing the new content warning The new warning is delightful and nobody can say a bad word about it, except me. I hate it. It's too compromising, I'm all in favour of encouraging new users to come to our site, but the current content message makes them all think that Uncyclopedia is the place for them! Do you know that just this week I was patrolling recent changes hunting for Grouse vandalism with my dog, Barnaby Montague Clifford III, when I saw new users. This is the work of Simsilikesims he/she/it has sewn the seeds of our destruction! I would also like to complain in the strongest possible terms about the Cat on the notice and Simsilikesims signature. The signature that most people see first is normally Zombiebaron's on the block page, or mine in the canned welcome message I have sprayed onto their talk page. Don't you people see? If we put Simsilikesims' signature on the content warning people will start asking her/him/it things. A truly deplorable state of affairs. Also, Aimsplode really likes the new content warning, as if you needed another reason to hate it. You! By Chief You is exactly who could write articles for the UnSignpost! In order to keep the periodical working on a regular basis. We also needed this space to even up the columns because of RAHB's massive complaint. Enjoy reading that. We certainly did. That's enough space filled.

Check out these pages! Yeah, still Yes, STILL!! 634 boob images Please God somebody sing something From our logs: 19:52, June 19, 2012 ChiefjusticeDS (talk | contribs) blocked Under user (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 20 seconds ‎ (The UnSignpost Gods demand the banning of a blessed Virgin every Tuesday. Since there's none of those around right now I'll have to make do with Under user.) 21:13, June 19, 2012 Thekillerfroggy (talk | contribs) blocked Under user (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 minutes ‎ (wait wait wait i wanna block him too!) 09:01, June 14, 2012 RAHB (talk | contribs) blocked Wllmlos (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (Take some time to think about how unfunny you are. Then, try again.) 07:02, June 15, 2012 Romartus (talk | contribs) blocked 90.215.54.206 (talk) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (Intimidating behaviour/harassment: This isn't Facebook.) 01:09, June 20, 2012 Xamralco (talk | contribs) blocked JoeSimmons (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (BIG TITTIES) 00:59, June 18, 2012 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk | contribs) blocked Cajek (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 hour ‎ (I saw your name and couldn't resist.) Biopic of the Week It's time for biopic of the week! This week the user we are "featuring" is none other that "Featured User". Now let me entertain you with a small amount of information shamelessly taken from his user page and ruthlessly put into my own words. Featured User was created in September 2011. There you go, wasn't that interesting? Featured User has created a number of splendid articles since then and remains something of an enigma, hardly speaking, hardly appearing but writing contest winning articles and winning awards when he does. He's like me in a dream I once had, where nobody hated me. FU, as you can call him should he annoy you, hasn't been seen since March which leads the UnSignpost to have a deep deep affinity with him. Let us all hope for his swift return perhaps, when he does, he can save us from ourselves. Old School FA Water Polo... With Sharks! is the hardest game to play, bar none. The sport is exactly the same as regular water polo, but with sharks. The Sharks are not aligned on either of the two competing teams, nor are they their own team, they are just thrown into the pool to add some spice, zest, and lethal danger into what would otherwise be a bland and inconsequential game of water polo. Although extremely difficult, and with a low survival rate, it's a great way to get yourself a scholarship to college. It is also notable for having the least-qualified and worst referees of any sport ever. Newsroom UnTune of the week GloriAAA! Complaints Corner I'd like to complain about the state of affairs in this hotel's tea room. The smell is unbearable in here. There's too much light let in from outside, and at night the place is too fecking dark to see whether or not I'm drinking green or black tea. This is very important as I have a theaflavin-3-gallate deficiency that flares up only at 9 o'clock in the morning. You'd this would be okay because that early in the morning I'd be able to see the tea, but the problem lies in the fact that if I have any more tea than fills the deficiency within a 24-hour period, I experience very inconvenient seizures and the temporary loss of ability to control my sexual urges, effectively leaving me twitching around on the ground while repeatedly thrusting my groin into the air, making grunting noises. But I digress. There's a dumpster next to the tea table and it attracts a great deal of local bird-life. All the unpleasant kinds, seagulls, pelicans, crows, what have you. Couldn't attract a nice spotted purple martin, noooooooo. It has to be the disgusting birds attracted to trash. Idiotic. At any rate, in retrospect it doesn't look like this is the tea room at all. I seem to have fallen down the trash chute by accident this morning. Cheerio! -RAHB 00:09, February 11, 2012 (UTC) We're glad you enjoyed your stay at the Bates Motel. We hope you choose to stay with us during next year's uncyclopedia Q&A convention. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   01:57, February 13, 2012 (UTC)

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--ChiefjusticeXBox360 00:43, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

Your collab

It has moved here since the WIP expired and it is still incomplete. If you've got any questions or concerns about this you can ask on my talk page. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 18:36, June 24, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks for the info. -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 20:46, June 24, 2012 (UTC)

Remember when you asked for a sig?

Well, it's here. Click here to see it in the sig shop.

Tell me if it needs any changes, images, etc. I'd be happy to change it.

Thanks.

→L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{17:55, 25 June 2012}

It's a bit plain imo. See what I have here. -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 17:56, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

Big signatures are a bad thing. Your current one, and the one there, are much too big. They also make it impossible to add good text anywhere, especially in boxes. A short, compact, sexy sig like my current one and Socky's are ideal. I suggest you reconsider.

Again, I can add and change the sig I showed you. Just fire some specs and I'd be happy to change; it's very malleable. →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{19:05, 25 June 2012}

It just needs to be a maximum width of 55 x-height, my sig does that. But if you want.... -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 19:39, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

My shortened penis. -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 19:42, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

After all, I'm getting tired of this Puppy Memorial business. Cover your head.

As for specs, just keep the links I've put in my signature, but the design is up to you. -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 19:47, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

HELLO

I just messaged you about your UnNews article on another user's site. Stop callling your stuff "piss". I notice we are both in the PLS and I shouldn't say it but yours is my fav! The diagram is insane. How did you turn your screen upside down on the entry page here? I was a bit rude the other day to you and I sorry. You advised me and I told you to blow your nose. I was in a battle to update all my articles and get rid of warning tags and then get something out for the poo competition. Do forgive. Yeah so anyway, read what I said about your article ;-) Ticklethekeys (talk) 03:06, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

Where did you post it? -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 03:09, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

Xamralco page I think. These talk pages get confusing. It was your article on Pele actress --Ticklethekeys (talk) 03:19, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

About IC

Two years before you came in, we were involved in IC. It's now dead. However, we need you to help revive IC once and for all, seeing as PuppyOnTheRadio ain't gonna do it. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 05:52, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

Alright! You know, even before I joined, I was doing some slave work helping out with the process by nominating articles. -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 15:16, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

U2 article is done. It's shit. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 06:30, June 28, 2012 (UTC)

Issue

How do I get that sig hiding thing? I want that for my sig! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 06:35, June 28, 2012 (UTC)

<span class="sigexpand">The stuff you want to show goes here<span class="sighidden">The thing you want hidden goes here</span></span>  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jun 28 '12 7:42 (UTC)

If you want to remove the underlines from the links, you can do <span class="nounderlinelink sigexpand"> and so on. -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 12:57, June 28, 2012 (UTC)

Your PLS article(s) have been judged and unprotected

Congratulations, participant! Mainspace 'em at your own leisure. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:44, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

No sigexpand?

Pff. →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{20:50, 3 July 2012}

I'll add that stuff later, though it can be an eyesore. Zombiebaron, ChiefjusticeDS and Romartus don't use sigexpand, though it does make a long sig look short. -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 20:53, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

Are you okay with like a pink/purple scheme, similar in ways to Lollipop's? Except darker. Also, you never specified whether you are male or female. So... Q^{ZEKROM₀₀₇}

→L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{14:34, 4 July 2012}

I'm male. Also, the pink's a bit hard to see; I suggest using a hex color like #CC33FF. -- Sir CuteLugiaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 14:58, July 4, 2012 (UTC)

Me gusta the idea, but the bubble is gay. →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{14:57, 5 July 2012}

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Reform and change By Chief Pictured: VFS It was the winds of change that wafted through the UnSignpost office this week, at least that's what we assume the smell is. This week's topic of change is the ever popular Vote for Sysops/Sandwiches. What's wrong with it? It's not good enough that's what. VFS has always been something of an old standby for the UnSignpost, it has drama, it has thrills, it has the invariable abuse of power and crushing of dissenting opinions. It has everything that made Uncyclopedia what it is today. With so many positives- did we mention the abuse of power? The drama? With so many positives it is hard to believe that anyone would ever wish to be rid of VFS, but it seems there is always one bold revolutionary desperate to spoil everybody else's fun. This week's bold revolutionary role is played jointly by Saberwolf116 and Lyrithya. Shocking really, after all Lyrithya always seemed so happy with how everything on Uncyclopedia was run and hasn't tried to change a thing since she got here. She favours scrapping VFS altogether and introducing a system similar to that used on Wikipedia. This correspondent would like to share the advice of his estranged father with Lyrithya: "If you like Wikipedia so much why don't you go and live there?". Lyrithya should go and live on wikipedia where her precious '"equality" and "accountability" can exist, she can leave us to fester in our misery, we've been enjoying that for several years. Saberwolf116 meanwhile is a splendid well-meaning fellow who has no idea that it is in fact quicksand full of shards of broken glass that he has unwittingly stepped into. Saberwolf proposes a system similar to a discussion board where everyone discusses and agrees who is the best candidate for the job, they are then appointed and begin doing a splendid job, perhaps while we are all living in Saberwolf's fantasy world we could all visit the Marshmallow planet and grow enormous beards. Saberwolf had this to say about his plans to abolish the voting: "Let's vote", so he is off to a good start. Lyrithya meanwhile proposes that we let people nominate themselves at any time and if they're good enough we make them an administrator, it's a good idea and it works on wikipedia, but so would Aztec human sacrifice if the arbitration committee suggested it. Satan deciding that admin votes should count double in the first round of VFS. Sycamore also appears to be formulating a system based on letting the administrators decide everything until the final stage which the UnSignpost is sure will go down a storm amongst a group who feel that letting administrators' votes count double in the first stage of the current VFS is a breathtaking abuse of position and power, which can only have been instituted on the instruction of Satan and his demonic minions. The discussion continues on the forum, though based on the current state of affairs you are unlikely to be made an administrator unless your mum is "ghey", which means RAHB is safer than anybody. On a lighter note Qzekrom suggests an article feedback tool be added to the bottom of articles so people can rate the article, some may remember we scrapped a scoring system for articles because "Nobody ever uses the thing". Anybody wishing to let an author know about the ghey-ness of their mum or how terrible their article is are encouraged to make use of the talk page, or have a go at using Pee Review, that's why most people use it. PLSURPRISE! By Chief Yes, the Poo Lit Surprise competition has concluded. There was a tremendous amount of ceremony as Zombiebaron closed the competition having completed all his adding up. It was something of a news item in of itself that there were no ties and a clear winner was found in every single category. The grand champion was Modusoperandi who wrote a splendid article about the Slender Loris. You should read it, you should vote for it. You should vote for everything and anything. The competition runner-up was Thekillerfroggy who successfully came second more than everybody else. He must be very proud. He wrote HowTo:Meet women, which is quite ironic when you think about it, he also wrote Freezer, which isn't ironic, even if you think about it. You should nominate these articles and then vote on them. Shabidoo's retro week idea that we thoroughly ridiculed the other week sits sickeningly on the Village Dump flaunting its garish imagery and mocking the forum's otherwise sombre tone. This forum still exists despite the issue it was created to challenge having been resolved, though it does seem to be nearing the record for the most votes on a single forum topic. Finally, the top 3 of the month has moved to the forum because it is easier to vote on it by phone. If we are altering things to make them easier to edit from a phone we should probably move the entire wiki into a forum. Happy Thursday!

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--ChiefjusticeXBox360 08:16, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? User:Matthlock/sig2 20:45, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Quit editing VFD right now

Fucks sake}:0(--Sycamore (Talk) 19:30, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Why? --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 19:32, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Check Recent changes... I'm archiving = edit conflicts.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:34, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Aw, crap! --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 19:37, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

I find one edit conflict saddens me, a second triggers compounded nervous breakdowns;)--Sycamore (Talk) 19:44, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

You should be a junior administrator. (See Forum:Should VFS be abolished?#New hierarchical structure.) --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 19:48, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

The cannibalism thing

What do you think is boring about it? Mattsnow 22:21, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Meh, I just didn't laugh. --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 22:22, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

OK, but having a bit of constructive criticism or just saying  Against. would be OK. I accept your opinion though. Mattsnow 22:57, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Did you nominate it? --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 23:00, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

You voted on VFH my friend :) here. Your message was so brief I thought you had something against me instead of the article. I am sure I am wrong. Sorry. Mattsnow 23:36, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

I observe the strict Wikipedia:No personal attacks policy. --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 23:40, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Are you going to be editing CTAM anytime soon?

Just wondering. ~[ths] UotM 20:02, 07/07/2012

You are not an admin

Hello Qzekrom. I'm just dropping by your talkpage to remind you gently that you are not and never have been an admin on Uncyclopedia. This being the case, you do not have to right to issue "final warnings", or determine the length a user's ban. Also, please refrain from telling actual site administrators how to do their duty. If you'd like, you can consider this as you only warning. Thanks, -- The Zombiebaron 03:20, July 9, 2012 (UTC)

I'm just trying to help... Forgive me if I've gone too far on the patrolling. --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 00:35, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

Your VFD vote...

Vegetable Rights may have had some disagreement - sadly your vote says otherwise. While some set a bad example and contribute, for someone who contributes nothing and votes glibly to delete the work of others... well, that's just not cricket.--Sycamore (Talk) 20:24, July 9, 2012 (UTC)

Whu? No, I just wrote two new articles. --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 01:15, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

Boners!

You were in favor of the 3rd most rigged VFH in the history of Uncyclopedia!

Thanks for the vote (which got my first ever feature!!!) take these boners as a prize for your efforts

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~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:31, July 13, 2012 (UTC)