User:Insineratehymn/awards
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Welcome to my trophy case. Below, you may view all of the awards, decorations, and recognitions of honor that I have received throughout my time on Uncyclopedia. If you wish to give me an award, do so on my talk page so that I may place it here.
You will notice that all of the awards are arranged based on the types of awards they are; ninjastars go in the ninjastars sub-heading, cookies are in the cookies sub-heading, et cetera.
Marks of Status
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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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High-Level Awards
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Article Narrator of the Month April 2007 |
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Uncyclopedian of the Month August 2007 |
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Article Narrator of the Month November 2007 |
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
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This user created an image which was shown with the featured article on the front page.
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
Recognition of Duties
 Alien Burninator! extreme diligence in warding off an |
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For your hard, dedicated work as a member of the Jury of the Capercorn Nazi War Crime Trials, The Capercorn presents you with a Nuremburg Award!! |
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For making his administration duties on Uncyc easier by pointing out a vandal he otherwise would have missed, Hinoa hereby awards you this semi-valuable shiny thing! Yay! |
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ZEROTROUSERS HAS AWARDED YOU THE BENSONIST NINJASTAR AS A TOKEN OF APPRECIATION FOR BEING UNCYCLOPEDIA'S CURRENT LEADING BENSONIST.
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Doug Memorial Cow Award I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award Yellow Cow Just because I felt like it. Congradulations |
Awards of Appreciation
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Braydie has awarded you some ice cream! For voting for HowTo:Make a Band |
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Braydie has awarded you some sweets! For voting for HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble |
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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THIS USER NEVER TURNS RIGHT And so the motherland would like to thank him. |
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flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit. She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear, but is afraid it would get her desysopped. |
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BANG BANG BANG!!! The victory bells(?) have rang! |
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| NeedABrain thanks you for voting on Onomatopoeia |
 | I award you an award award! Jocke Pirat awards you the award award for giving them an award! |
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Gneomi has awarded you some hot stuff to jihad your own ride! |
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| For voting on Jihad My Ride. | ||
| "Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!" |
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LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS, HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE. |
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LET US BOW OUR HEADS IN SHAME The society for the commemoration of Porchesia would like to thank thee |
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Welcome to the Chaingang from El Zoof! Now go cut your head off - safely! |
| Thanks for voting for HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw |
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For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!
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| Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!” | ||
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For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL, has awarded you:A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell. |
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REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!
AHEM!
IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING THANK YOU?!
You head on over to the VFH page, and notice that Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page.
Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you from RAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!
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For voting for Hoboeroticism, Codeine bestows upon you: One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy. |
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Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks. Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the handstand. God, only heard that one five million times... |
Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man?
Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man?
It was on VFH
Jocke Pirat thanks you for voting on his article on VFH. In exchange, you get a picture of Peter Sutcliffe in a chef hat on a template. Isn't that nice? Enjoy.
| Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to—
Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture. Anyway, thanks for voting. |
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Thank you for choosing the Bow tie You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school. |
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Phffft! Prettiestpretty thanks for your vote on VFH |
You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
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Oh, those Russians... |
You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
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Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending!
We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations? |
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The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps. |
| Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps! |
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THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell. |
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| Since you voted for Blue Screen of Death on VFH, your user talk page has encountered a fatal addition of a template.
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| To correct this problem, you must either: 1. Accept SRXT's sincere thanks, or 2. Go and buy a better PC, you cheap bugger. Select an option _ |
 For Choosing Diplomacy Cainad is glad that we could reach a diplomatic solution to this issue: you voted for my article, and this guy here didn't diplomatize you. Seriously though, thanks. It's nice to know that after writing over twenty articles, people will eventually feature one just to stop you from whining! (That's about as serious as I get, so please interpret this as a heartfelt expression of gratitude.) |
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The Led Balloon humbly thanks you for reading and voting on UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development. |
| Remember, it's for their own damn good! |
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Your vote for NotM is much appreciated. As a token |
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Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!! |
| PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH. |
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The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon. |
| That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling. |
You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
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The UnIdiot would like to award you with a authentic Kansas whale! Because apparently Kansas has oceans now! Treasure it always! Only 789,729 more left! Tell your friends!
Thanks for voting on Kansas whaling! |
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The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on Volcano, and hopes that you now know better than to try and reason with geology. |
| Friggin' geology... |
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The Led Balloon has awarded you a free sample of Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, for voting for Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A. |
| What a mouth-full... |
He also advises you to check your eyes in the mirror, just in case they may happen to be bloody, blind, or a combination of the two. Seek immediate medical attention if any of those symptoms appear.
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The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran. |
| The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring! |
(That is, "Jim Groovester thanks you for voting for UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen and demands that you pay him, since he finds it most difficult conceiving of an honest man who refused to pay for a service rendered, especially when he, his pregnant wife, and his six children are starving in the slums abordering the River Thames.")
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The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again? |
| Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting! |
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The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out! |
| The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring! |
You have been singled by Doovad, yes indeed, DOOVAD, as deserving of thanks!
May your arrows always point in the "right" direction (punny!) and may you carry these lessons with you forever!
Thanks for the vote.
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And they could beat you up. |
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Aaawww... Insineratehymn/awards has been diagnosed with cancer. coccyx cancer. Yeah. Incurable. |
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Ta muchly! Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off. It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully! |
For voting yes on the Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains. SIRS would like to remind all drinkers of Vila-Cola that the product has tested negative for mind-controlling agents and is perfectly safe to drink. Make sure to check out all the other fine products former villains have to offer, and vote for Lex Luthor in the upcoming 2008 presidential election.
 You voted... |
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The Led Balloon has awarded you with a FREE* case of Honest Jim's patented Miracle Tonic. |
| *Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with. |
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MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page. |
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| *Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really. |
| A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader. However, during the nomination, Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy... | |
| I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting! |
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 Oh Hell No. LOCK THE WINDOWS AND BOLT THE DOORS, SOME HORNY BASTARD IS COMING TO RAPE YOU! |
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| I KNOW IT DOESN'T SOUND SERIOUS NOW, BUT JUST WAIT TILL YOU'RE ON THE BUSINESS END OF THAT HORN |
 | In recognition of your vote for UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed, Grand Adjudicator UnTalented hereby awards you with the Insignia of the Federal Dominion. Display it proudly, for it is a symbol of your pact of eternal servitude to us. |
Ninjastars
Cookies
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Jamtrousers has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Leatherboundbooks has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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User:Ljlego has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Kip the Dip has baked you a homemade cookie! "Now go piss on an electric fence." ~Oscar Wilde |
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Kip the Dip has taken back his cookie because someone has punched him in the groin. Ouch. Now I can't have kids. |
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User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Miscellaneous
 Anti-anti-Contents Award |