Insineratehymn, shown here with his many awards and decorations.
Welcome to my trophy case. Below, you may view all of the awards, decorations, and recognitions of honor that I have received throughout my time on Uncyclopedia. If you wish to give me an award, do so on my talk page so that I may place it here.
You will notice that all of the awards are arranged based on the types of awards they are; ninjastars go in the ninjastars sub-heading, cookies are in the cookies sub-heading, et cetera.
Marks of Status
Article Narrator of the Month April 2007
Uncyclopedian of the Month August 2007
Article Narrator of the Month November 2007
Recognition of Duties
Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for
sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.
This User is hereby cited for
extreme diligence in warding off an
||For making his administration duties on Uncyc easier by pointing out a vandal he otherwise would have missed, Hinoa hereby awards you this semi-valuable shiny thing! Yay!
||Doug Memorial Cow Award|
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award
Just because I felt like it.
Awards of Appreciation
||THIS USER NEVER TURNS RIGHT|
And so the motherland would like to thank him.
The motherland would also likes to thank him for voting for My Journeys with the GPS.
Now, TURN LEFT!
||flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit. |
She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear,
but is afraid it would get her desysopped.
I award you an award award!
Jocke Pirat awards you the award award for giving them an award!
||Gneomi has awarded you some hot stuff to jihad your own ride!
|For voting on Jihad My Ride.
|"Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!"
||LET US BOW OUR HEADS IN SHAME|
The society for the commemoration of Porchesia would like to thank thee
for helping us to remember, if only for a moment, the follies of the human race.
Thank you for remembering
||For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!
Sliffy thanks you!
I so totally stole this box
|Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”
||For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL,|
has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.
||For voting for Hoboeroticism,|
Codeine bestows upon you:
One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.
||Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks.|
Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the arthritis. God, only heard that one five million times...
Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man?
Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man?
It was on VFH
Jocke Pirat thanks you for voting on his article on VFH. In exchange, you get a picture of Peter Sutcliffe in a chef hat on a template. Isn't that nice? Enjoy.
||Thank you for choosing the Bow tie|
You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school.
|Your A Big Psychic Now!
||Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending!
We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?
THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.
|Since you voted for Blue Screen of Death on VFH, your user talk page has encountered a fatal addition of a template.
|To correct this problem, you must either: |
1. Accept SRXT's sincere thanks, or
2. Go and buy a better PC, you cheap bugger.
Select an option _