Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive142

Category:Baltija

Keep	Keep Hehe. Ballz. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:38, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Surprise keep as per what I said in the comments. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [13/07 16:39] Keep In case some lonely Latvian comes by wanting some Uncyclopedia. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:00, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	(Pooped by Cajek) who I just kicked in the balls. This category has only 1 article in it. MrN 16:54, Jul 12 Delete -RAHB 07:22, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Delete as per what I said in the comments. -- The Zombiebaron 13:05, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Baleet - My neighbors, the latvish, should GET THEIR OWN DAMN SITE! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 14:54, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete because I have to assume Zombiebaron knows what he's talking about. pillow talk 15:15, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:38, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Hmm. What's going on here? Is this an English-space category that redirects to a space in another language? Would it be appropriate to move it to, say, Babel:LV/Category:Baltija and let people over there deal with it? pillow talk 17:53, 12 July 2008 (UTC) All the language stuff is foreign to me... MrN 05:37, Jul 13 General explanation of the language stuff: A lot of languages have their own Uncyc's, such as pt:Página principal and de:I have no fucking idea what Main Page is in German. Some don't, but have articles in that language here under Babel:[language code]/Article, as Babel:LV/Latvija here. If I've read this correctly (and I can't read Latvian, so good chance I'm wrong, but meh), the cat's just keeping track of it. And what Hype said wouldn't work, as that's in Babel, not category. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [13/07 16:39] Sorry, HV. I still don't get it! Um, what is it and why should it be here? "Keeping track of it"??? MrN 16:43, Jul 13 Basically: in the old days before we got separate wikis for the wacky foreigners, they all put there stuff in the "Bable:" namespace. It made a big mess, and it was tough as hell to administer. So we shipped them all off to separate wikis, which was pretty good for all involved. This category appears to be a remnant of the Latvian contingent. However, since its been around since 2006 and nobody from the Latvian Uncyclopedia has bothered to put it up for deletion (I'm talking about both this category and the lone article in it), we may take matters into our own hands. I hope that explains it, MrN9000. -- The Zombiebaron 07:26, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Ahh. So where do babies come from again? OK... I suggest we delete the suckers then... Oh, I did. :-) MrN 11:26, Jul 14 Yeah, but I still can't vote delete. I've got stock in these things you know. I mean... Shit... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:14, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Traduko

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Delete	Delete Anyone know what all this is about? Carlb, are you there sir? MrN 23:35, Jul 11 Kerkill I got no idea. Seems like some it was suppose to become a list of translators or something. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:15, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. I'm honestly not sure this was even intended as comedy. Whatever it was, it's just a dead link now. pillow talk 04:53, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Huh? --UU - natter 08:47, Jul 14 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:51, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
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Slut

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Delete	Delete I see this come up on the recent IP edits every now and then, and I've realized it's just a shitty article. -RAHB 00:58, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete That seems like a fair assessment. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:48, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Somebody with a brain needs to rewrite it, though. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:51, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Yea, this is one of those which would be better to start again... MrN 09:00, Jul 14 Delete. Flatten it and build from scratch. --UU - natter 09:08, Jul 14
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Uninformation

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Delete	Delete Un-Funny. Random. Stub. Pants. MrN 16:14, Jul 13 Delete it, as it sucks. pillow talk 17:24, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Bah -RAHB 23:01, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Unfunny stub. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:17, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 09:06, Jul 14
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Homeless insane

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Delete	Delete It's not total bollocks but... OK, it's total bollocks. MrN 16:14, Jul 13 Delete - Edit history suggests this one has no promise at all. pillow talk 17:25, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 22:58, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Listy and unfunny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:13, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Essence of bollocks. --UU - natter 09:04, Jul 14
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October

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Delete	Delete You thought September was bad... MrN 13:45, Jul 12 Kerkill They're all crap for the most part. The whole calendar should be rewritten. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:40, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Bleah. pillow talk 18:51, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 07:11, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 08:57, Jul 14
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Germanium

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Delete	Delete Carlb is going to kick me in the balls one of these days... MrN 13:45, Jul 12 Kerkill I get it. It just isn't funny. And I'm sure he's going to hate us all. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:50, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Delete - abandoned stub from 2005 pillow talk 18:50, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Fuck it -RAHB 06:35, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny 2005cruft stub. --UU - natter 08:50, Jul 14
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Heath Ledger

Keep	Keep - Unless we protected it, something worse would instantly spring up in its place. And do we really want to delete and protect such a topical person? I say: let's just let the spree of edits run its course and try to weed out the worst of them. pillow talk 20:39, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Keep It's been edited by 5 people since May. What's the problem again? MrN 20:48, Jul 13 Reluctant Keep Per Hyperbole. It's still pretty shit though. -RAHB 23:25, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Keep and revert to original version but hide the second comment. Then, finish it off by protecting it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:09, 14 July 2008 (UTC) And don't forget the category. It needs that, too. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:24, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	NUKE. This page is edited SO frequently and SO unfunnily that there's not a chance in hell that an ICU template would stay there. This article has no hope. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 19:05, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept and Nominated for Colonization -- The Zombiebaron 07:40, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

The capital of paraguay

Keep	Redirect to whatever Paraguay's capital is. --Ilikepie2221 16:18, 13 July 2008 (UTC) save quite funny.--xgmx
Delete	Delete Cheesecake cruft. MrN 16:14, Jul 13 Oh, and while I'm here, WTF‽ ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [13/07 16:27] Delete - this is quite fucking horrible. pillow talk 17:23, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Delete I'd wikiport this to Illogicopedia but I don't know how, short of copying and pasting. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:12, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Paraguay does not have a capital. I kid you not. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:42, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Delete So terribly awful. -RAHB 23:16, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Wait, what Dragon Ball Z, Santa Claus, Spongebob, and all that other stuff have to do with Asunción? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:21, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Hea Ilikepie2221. Welcome to VFD... If we are going to redirect an article, we will delete it first and then redirect it afterwards. If you want that to happen you need to put your vote in the delete section. If you actually have the title of an article which you would like it to be redirected to, please leave a link to that article in your vote. Thanks. MrN 16:25, Jul 13 [EC] Just pointing out that we don't actually have an article on Asunción. No, I didn't have to look that up. What? ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [13/07 16:27] We don't have a page on Asunción, so I just huffed it. Take that, capital of some country! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:24, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Bush administration

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Delete	Delete Surely this should be about pubic hair? MrN 16:14, Jul 13 Delete - nothing funny here. Move along, people. pillow talk 17:26, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 22:48, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Unfunny in every way. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:11, 14 July 2008 (UTC) No. Just no. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:52, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
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Category:Nuclear Power Plants

Keep	Keep per all other ones I said keep to in the past... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:38, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	(Pooped by Cajek) who I just kicked in the pants. Only one irrelevant article in it. MrN 16:54, Jul 12 Delete Yay, another worthless category. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:01, 12 Jul Delete It's neither useful nor funny. Which isn't to say that single-article categories have no place on Uncyclopedia - personally, I'd be sad if someone deleted Category:Synods. I think it's just pretty funny that that even exists. pillow talk 17:51, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Because I want to see Dex try to gouge my balls out through my nose. -RAHB 07:18, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Dexter! It's got ONE ARTICLE IN IT! MrN 17:59, Jul 12 Exactly! And what an article! It fits perfectly in it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:09, 12 July 2008 (UTC) I think Dexter has got shares in categories... MrN 18:53, Jul 12 I don't know what you're talking about... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:14, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Launch money

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Delete	Delete Created in 2005 and never really got off the ground. MrN 00:06, Jul 12 Kerkill I wish I could punch your face, MrN. Damn pun-maker... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:23, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Lonely concept seeks an article. me: 25yo SWF, 5'3" 270, curvy and voluptuous, very slutty. you: HWP, very rich. no mind games. pillow talk 04:59, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Must not be allergic to dogs. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:29, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 22:44, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
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Union of Concerned Scientists

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Delete	Delete I'm concerned that this stub is a bit pants actually. Bird flu? That was a fly away scare... MrN 23:57, Jul 11 Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:21, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Delete - although, after reading this, I have become very concerned about the El Mierdas cult. Apparently, they eat their own poo and smell each others' asses. pillow talk 04:56, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 06:29, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
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Plooms

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Delete	Delete. UU tried to fix this. He was obviously in a very good mood. Let's kill this stub here. MrN 23:35, Jul 11 Kerkill I say we let it go! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:08, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Bah -RAHB 06:20, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Nah, as I said when I edited it, there ain't much there. --UU - natter 08:17, Jul 13 Delete per discussion. pillow talk 17:31, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Delete but only if it's all right with UU. If he's planning to do any more with this one, I obviously trust him. pillow talk 23:54, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Trust him? Well, maybe I should tell you about the time I lent him my lawn mower... The cutting remarks afterwards were terrible. Is that meant to be in the wrong box Hyper, cos it don't count as a delete vote if it's there. MrN 00:01, Jul 12 Nah, I put it here on purpose. I want UU's okay before I move it up. pillow talk 04:36, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Move it. I removed some crap during a maintenance spree and really don't give a toss about it! --UU - natter 08:17, Jul 13

The Mound

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Delete	Delete Help me out here. Is this a mound of shite? MrN 23:35, Jul 11 Delete! And here I was hoping for an article on a more appealing kind of mound... pillow talk 23:49, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill 2005cruft. Talk about a mound of shit! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:05, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Shit -RAHB 06:21, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
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Peace sign

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Delete	Delete I'm struggling to make my peace with this article and I see little sign of improvement. MrN 23:35, Jul 11 Delete. Several versions here look like a wheel-war between political ideologies - that kind of shit doesn't belong on Uncyclopedia. pillow talk 23:47, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill And MrN, your party is being ignored or mocked because you're stupid. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:03, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 06:10, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	We do allow people to say whatever they want about their political ideologies if they are funny enough when doing it Hyper... I'm struggling to get general acceptance of the MrNPants party line throughout the community however. MrN 23:51, Jul 11 Well, if I ever see an expression of political ideology that's funny, I'll let you know. I am interested in registering with the MrNPants Party, however. pillow talk 04:37, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Continued on Hyper's talkpage... MrN 12:37, Jul 12 Deleted and then redirected -- The Zombiebaron 07:14, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Strawberry Hill

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Delete	Delete Strawberry Fields is awesome. This is not. MrN 13:45, Jul 12 Weak Delete Not entirely crap, but not worth the time. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 13:55, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:35, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Delete - despite being a stub with some promise, it's been abandoned. pillow talk 18:49, 12 July 2008 (UTC) I massively disagree with MrN on Strawberry Fields, it's not good. But this is worse. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [12/07 18:51] Per Hv If I had my way, Strawberry Fields would be out too. -RAHB 06:33, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Oh, Strawberry Fields is nothing to write home about HV, but Strawberry Fields forever I say. MrN 18:59, Jul 12 Chaps. here and here is where the crap comes from... There is much worse than the above Beatles related number I believe. MrN 06:38, Jul 13

Homersexuality

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Delete	Delete I think an article about Homer Simpsons sexuality would be awesome here. This is just a list though, and we don't like them at our lovely place of fun... MrN 23:35, Jul 11 Kerkill I like good and funny lists. This isn't one of them. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:11, 12 July 2008 (UTC) IT IS THE WORST ARTICLE EVER. IT IS SO BAD. I HOPE IT GET SOME DELETED. pillow talk 04:40, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Flush! I think you know by now that when I say "Flush!", it means I'm wikiporting the article to Illogicopedia. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 12:48, Jul. 12, 2008 Delete -RAHB 06:25, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Na Dexter. No one could make a good article about lists... MrN 00:21, Jul 12

Reverse Logic Act

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Delete	Kerkill Unfunny crap. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:23, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Boring and unfunny. Also, i r cunfoosed. : / -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:46, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Ultimately probably not a concept that could ever work. pillow talk 20:59, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete The author forgot to add any funny. MrN 21:00, Jul 11 Delete -RAHB 06:09, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
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MLA Anonymous

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Delete	Kerkill Random, unfunny crap. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:23, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Freemosons. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:48, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete - please. pillow talk 20:58, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Per Dex MrN 20:59, Jul 11 Bah -RAHB 06:04, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
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Importance

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Delete	Kerkill And on the fifth day, Black Jesus came down and said, "This is a random crap stub from '06. What is wrong with you honkies?!? Kill this shit!" --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:23, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:51, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. An Important article, and we need one which is better than this. Start again. MrN 20:52, Jul 11 Delete for not being very good. pillow talk 20:55, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 10:23, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
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Second Coming of Christ

Keep	Keep It's not such a bad stub. It's coherent and not super-short. I wouldn't have a problem leaving it up until someone decides to rewrite it. Maybe stick a "rewrite" template on it, though. pillow talk 00:30, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Not enough jokes about JC's use of playboy magazine. I think there is a David Ike thing going on here, but it's just not funny whatever it is. MrN 00:16, Jul 11 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:20, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:26, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Meh -RAHB 05:14, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Had 2 reads and failed to see anything worth saving in this. --UU - natter 09:06, Jul 11
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Chandigarh

Keep	"Potato Eating Centre". Nuff said. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 09:56, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Keep We have to draw a line somewhere where stuff stops being towncruft and becomes something which people might actually want to read. This is far enough over the funny line to get my keep. MrN 12:10, Jul 9 Keep - Yeah, this is actually pretty clever. I'm not gonna waste my time reading all the way to the end, but, hey, electrons are cheap. --Hyperbole 20:19, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Keep But it needs to be improved. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:03, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Towncruft. I do like the "underwear fort" line though. -RAHB 08:16, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Delete - What the shit? (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 9, 08:55 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:35, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Keppt -- The Zombiebaron 21:13, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

The murder of meredith kercher

Keep	Userfy - obviously, the guy wants to keep working on this. Let's put it in his userspace and revisit this either when it's good or when he gives up. --Hyperbole 18:34, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Escaped ICU last month, but it's basically incoherent and crap. --UU - natter 11:03, Jul 8 Delete. I actually remember seeing this and thinking about putting a {{ICU|~~~~~|fix=|sub=random}} on it. I wish I had now... MrN 17:25, Jul 8 Bonner did. It just got removed again... --UU - natter 17:52, Jul 8 Delete If the guy wants to keep it, move it to his space, but don't leave it in the main. -RAHB 08:34, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:00, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill It's crap and the author blanked it. No one else is likely to ever fix it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:43, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Delete per author blankage. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:51, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Actually The author blanked the page, and I reverted it. Oh how we are torturing this poor chap! MrN 18:01, Jul 8

Dingle

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Delete	Delete Not enough stuff about dangle berries. MrN 00:16, Jul 11 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:22, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Though that is quite a group of users who created/edited this. Great job, Famine! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:25, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Wow. I can't believe we had an admin who did such poor work. --pillow talk 00:36, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 05:15, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Stubby cruft of the 2005 variety. Short and unfunny. --UU - natter 08:43, Jul 11
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Variation

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Delete	Delete Which idiot put a stub template on this? Oh. MrN 21:26, Jul 10 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:31, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Weak delete. I feel like there's a funny article trapped in here, screaming to get out. "Number of pockets" as an example of genetic variation? That's actually pretty funny. Still, no edits since 2006, and this isn't one I'm interested enough in to adopt. pillow talk 21:32, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Stupid and unfunny. Plus it's idiotically racist, not funny racist. Come on man. Africanmetres? Lame. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:34, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 05:08, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Crap to the bone. --UU - natter 08:40, Jul 11
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Wacarnolds

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Delete	Delete Sorry MrCleveland I think you need to read HTBFANJS and maybe even The Color Problem... OK, I'm whoring on VFD again... Always dangerous. MrN 21:05, Jul 10 Delete. More fucking Chappellecruft. pillow talk 21:19, 10 July 2008 (UTC) WACARNOLDS IS TEARIN' THIS FAMILY APART!!!! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:23, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I remember that skit! It was pretty good... It isn't here. You know text based on comedy skits tend not to have the same hilarity as they did when acted out. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:26, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 04:35, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short and not funny. --UU - natter 08:39, Jul 11
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Wilfred Burchett

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Delete	Delete Common or Garden (eh) pants stub... MrN 21:05, Jul 10 Delete. Something tells me this guy ain't coming back to fix this. pillow talk 21:16, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:18, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Nope. It sucks. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:37, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Dleletel -RAHB 04:32, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 08:37, Jul 11
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Schindler's List

Keep	Strong Keep. This should be on VFH, not VFD. ---Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 15:22, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete 15Mickey20 thinks we should redirect this to Schindler's Listcruft. I agree, but I think we need a VFD to decide. I'm a bugger like that. MrN 21:05, Jul 10 Redirecting is obviously something I'm up for... I did read Schindler's List before I started Schindler's Listcruft, to see if it could give me any ideas, and the only idea it gave me was that it was awful. pillow talk 21:14, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Too random, I support the redirect. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:16, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill then redirect... I guess... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:23, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 04:30, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Random and name-droppy. Would be better served as a redirect. --UU - natter 08:36, Jul 11 Redirect, obviously. I was thinking of VFDing it, but felt that its special combination of Hitler, Jesus, homosexuality and Marilyn Monroe with superpowers made it such an easy decision. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:16, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	It's long and not entirely pants. Mostly long. Perhaps there's a place for this? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:29, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Redirectified to Schindler's Listcruft Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:42, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

User:THEDUDEMAN

Keep	Strong keep - If this page goes, we'll all have to vandalize something else! Think of the children! --Hyperbole 18:17, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Keep - Not THEDUDEMAN's best work, but definately not his worst. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 19:26, Jul. 10, 2008
Delete	Delete Its complete balls man. Utter fucking balls. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 07:04, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Stupid, ineffective, and is in all caps. Plus, he nominated himself forfuckssakes! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:34, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. User request. Also, as a user request, you could've just put it on QVFD. I'd huff it right now for you, but I'm giving you some time to think about what you've done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:30, 10 July 2008 (UTC) THEDUDEMAN? More like, THEMOTHERFUCKER.....MAN, amirite? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:46, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. - Incoherent crapstub (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 11, 09:09
Comments	Penis MrN 13:07, Jul 10 DICKS --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:35, 10 July 2008 (UTC) PENIS --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:48, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Gnarly Gay Agenda

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Delete	Huff the Magic Dragon 2005cruft that's part of the Gay agenda article anyway. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:12, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:23, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:03, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 05:06, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Oh this is an easy one - it's short and it sucks, get rid. --UU - natter 08:47, Jul 11 Delete. The temptation to make a joke about UU being short and sucking was difficult to resist. Almost. MrN 08:56, Jul 11
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2050

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Delete	Delete Regular VFD voters will not be surprised to discover another lower than average article under this name... MrN 21:05, Jul 10 Delete What the fuck was that shit? If you stand in the right fucking place, there is no way you are going to fucking get into the goddamn whelps. pillow talk 21:18, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Redirect to wherever the hell in the timeline it needs to go. Just ugh. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [10/07 21:20] /me vomits in his mouth -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:21, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Damn you HV! Suggesting what I usually suggest and what not! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:28, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Delete--Phantom-Lord 00:38, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Crap -RAHB 04:34, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
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HowTo:Build a gaming console from a kitchen appliance

Keep	Keep There are a few good lines in there. It's not a disaster. Plus, the author is still around to work on it. --Hyperbole 22:22, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Keep Great idea. It just needs improvement. Not really delete-worthy, in my opinion. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:06, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Decent enough to keep -RAHB 04:37, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Keep Sort it out though Gert5. MrN 13:02, Jul 10 Keep -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 19:27, Jul. 10, 2008 Keep. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:51, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete.I Searched this article for humor and found none. Elassint 21:55, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:12, Jul 10

Qwertyuiop

Keep	Strong Keep per Why_Qwertyuiop_should_be_deleted. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:47, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Weak Keep I finished reading the Why? article to the end, and I think it has enough redeeming value that its source should stay. So maybe we should protect Qwertyuiop, the way we have Fisher Price and (at least, in the past) Mr winkler is GAY. One might ask if we already have too many meta-articles about shitty attempts at articles. But, then, one might also ask: can you have too many meta-articles about shitty attempts at articles? --Hyperbole 19:27, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Keep What did you expect? I love this. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:31, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Keep... nigga -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:50, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Keep You cant possibly delete an article about one of the most popular Bewb metal band of the 1930's, along with The White Whiny Ass Crackas, and Yellow Racist Asians. ~ Source; [1] --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 04:52, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Keep MrN 13:00, Jul 10 Keep - Hyperbole mention Mr winkler is GAY above. The irony? 'Qwertyuiop' was LotofLOL's password. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 19:30, Jul. 10, 2008 Fine. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:43, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - What in the name of fuck is this shit? (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 9, 13:53 Delete - and I suppose we'll also have to delete Why?:Qwertyuiop should be deleted?, which is interestingly much more coherent, but makes a strong point about the necessity of its own deletion. --Hyperbole 14:25, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Changing vote. --Hyperbole 19:27, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Whaaaaa? » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 16:37, 9 July 2008 (UTC) niggasfajewandbeanersonlythathavemassivecockstochopdownmassivetreeslikeinthedavincichodeandbecomearichchineseshiek. Holy fuck-balls. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:20, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:02, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

User:Zombiebaron

Keep	Trousers MrN 17:57, Jul 10
Delete	Delete. Text-based user. Doctor Skullthumper Kerkill Cause I like him. I like him a lot. I wanna touch him. But I can't. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:35, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Huffanize Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:14, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	You do know that all of you will be in a world of pain when that rotting zombie gets here...~ 13:05, 10 July 2008 (UTC) We do not feel pain! BRING IT ON! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:16, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Keep. Unproperly nominated (no VFD template on page). I'm making an exception in the Dudeman case below, as that's a user request. When that page inevitably gets huffed, Dudeman will cease to exist. This amuses me to no end. Of course, I am quite mad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:07, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Forum:BHOP

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Delete	Delete Was someone compltly stoned when they came up with this. I mean COME ON. How much more random can it get? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 07:04, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Random, vanity, and copyright infringement of some kind. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:33, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Penis MrN 13:07, Jul 10 Speedy keep. Without BHOP, all that crap would be spread evenly across Uncylopedia. Do you really want that? Do you? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:32, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD

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Delete	Delete List cruft and mostly red links and the working links SUCK! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 07:04, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Ineffective. Just make me an admin. Articles such as those shall be crushed from ever existing in the first place. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:32, 10 July 2008 (UTC) Delete and ban all Uncyclopedia editors to make sure it doesn't happen again. --Hyperbole 15:23, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Why you pesky foo! MrN 13:03, Jul 10 Speedy keep. Comedy is serious business. Also, you forgot to tag the page, making this whole fiasco moot. Moot! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:28, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Tripe

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Delete	Delete I don't get it. -RAHB 08:51, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Delete - Utter tripe (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 9, 08:52 lol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:22, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Illogicopedia? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:00, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Retitle: HowNotTo:Write an Uncyclopedia Article. On second thought, just delete it. --Hyperbole 20:20, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.Elassint 22:01, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:36, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	I moved here Elassint 22:01, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

Waco

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Delete	Delete I may have missed the point here, in which case I apologise, but this looks like a sorry article to me. MrN 22:42, Jul 8 Delete Looks like it was never finished.--Sgt. Fluffy 00:05, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Looks like crap to me. -RAHB 08:31, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Ducky! Lol or rather Nul. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 08:51, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Delete - (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 9, 08:59 Delete. Nothing worth bothering about. --UU - natter 10:41, Jul 9
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British accent

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Delete	Delete Well, if the "joke" is that there is no such thing as the British accent then this is one rather poor joke. What is going on over at the talk page, I have no idea. MrN 22:42, Jul 8 Meh -RAHB 08:41, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Delete - Wasted potential, it could be so much better. Delete and start over (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 9, 09:00 Delete. Really, really badly done. What? --UU - natter 10:39, Jul 9 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:39, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Honestly, I think it's salvageable - but since it was written by a drive-by IP, there doesn't seem to be anyone around to salvage it. --Hyperbole 20:16, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
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‎Tsawwassen, British Columbia

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Delete	Delete Um? Please educate me as to the humour which is to be found here... MrN 22:42, Jul 8 Delete I've read funnier tourist brochures--Sgt. Fluffy 23:59, 8 July 2008 (UTC) Delete I think it's supposed to be funny because of the way he pronounces the word throughout the whole article....and that's it.... -RAHB 08:37, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Chew-Aw-Sin - (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 9, 09:02 Delete. A yawn-a-minute. --UU - natter 10:34, Jul 9 Delete. I've been there. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:05, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:46, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Delete - for the first three sections, I thought the author had mistaken us for Wikipedia. Then came the bad joke. --Hyperbole 20:17, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
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Max Von Sydow

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Delete	Destroy Starts with unfunny broken English and segues to a list. I admit I don't know who this guy is, but either way this is a terrible article. --SirIsaac 22:35, 8 July 2008 (UTC) Wow. I got nine words into it, and that was enough for me. --Hyperbole 22:45, 8 July 2008 (UTC) Delete "Max Carl Adolf von Sydow, (born April 10, 1929) is a well-known Swedish actor", but his Uncyc article deserves to die. MrN 00:10, Jul 9 Delete Per them. -RAHB 08:35, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Show it no mercy... --UU - natter 10:32, Jul 9 Planet Mungo. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:47, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
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Thomas and the magic railroad

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Delete	Delete. Lonely. Crap. Random. Gets listy. No pics. Not funny. Etc etc. Get rid. --UU - natter 10:58, Jul 8 Delete. Someone has put a lot of effort into this, but like UU I just can't see the point. I would suggest that the author try to watch a bit less Thomas the Tank Engine however... MrN 17:23, Jul 8 Delete - I don't know if it was that much effort. An IP scrawled it down in one sitting and then abandoned it. --Hyperbole 18:44, 8 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 08:29, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:07, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
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Tuckers

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Delete	Delete. Created in April. No edits since. Towntakeawaycruft. Not funny. Delete. Sentence fragment. --UU - natter 10:53, Jul 8 Delete.'assint Delete seems to be a local restaurant so I doubt this would appeal to the world at large.--Sgt. Fluffy 17:01, 8 July 2008 (UTC) Delete "It's so bad in my town because <insert ethnic group> does <insert questionable activity> out in the back alley of <insert local restaurant> and thinks they're (cool/gangsta/a ninja). HILARIOUS! -RAHB 08:22, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Apple Prohibition. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:09, 9 July 2008 (UTC) I have no idea what this article is on about --Codeine's mum 20:22, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
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Ear

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Delete	Delete. There is nothing we can do but pull the plug on this poor thing, way to much goddamn vandalism here.--Bomb 23:18, 7 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. I could not find anything which was any good. Maybe a new start is in order. MrN 17:03, Jul 8 Meh -RAHB 22:28, 8 July 2008 (UTC) I'm not sure why I voted to keep it last time. It's pretty boring : / -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:12, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Weak delete - I've seen worse, but RAHB summed it up pretty well. --Hyperbole 20:24, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill No. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:33, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment - I went ahead and rolled it back to the May 5 version. One thing you can do about vandalism is revert it. --Hyperbole 01:12, 8 July 2008 (UTC) If you do roll back to an older version, don't forget to re-add the VFD template though... MrN 13:00, Jul 8 Hmm, you have a point there. (no, really, you should remember to zip up your pants) --Hyperbole 14:04, 8 July 2008 (UTC) I'm going to poke your eye out with it. MrN 18:38, Jul 8