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Are Nerds Aliens?
The Nothing Show
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- Delete Nothing funny here. MrN 18:49, Feb 19
- Delete. - Stupid randomness (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 19, 18:55
- Kerkill Too red linky, unfunny, short, and mentioned a nude Bart Simpson... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:01, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Short, listy, unfunny, pointless and crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:12, Feb 20
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H.G. Wells
Dread Pirate Roberts
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- Delete (From lounge) Nothing too it really, not worth keeping MrN 19:49, Feb 18
- Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:56, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: be funny and not just stupid! (Love that film, hate this article). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:39, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
- CruftHuff - I never saw the film, but I hate the article too. --Kurgan 20:08, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete. It's short, it's shit (literally, pretty much), it was ICU'd by Mordillo, but the tag was removed with no improvement. So I present it here for your delectation. I say it sucks, what say you? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 23:51, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 10:22, Feb. 17, 2008
- Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:01, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. - I liked the first three lines, but unfortunately it starts to fail after that. (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 19, 18:57
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- Hmm, just can't decide on this one... The tittle allows it some scope I think, but I'm not sure. Maybe it would work better if it was about PooperMan? MrN 00:22, Feb 16
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- Delete - (from lounge) Short, not funny. A lot links here, but I will not loose any sleep about that as hopefully someone will do a better job on this. MrN 01:13, Feb 18
- Delete. One big yawn... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:07, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill I literally fell asleep reading this. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:14, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Put to sleep. If someone can explain the link between lack of sleep and mass public transportation, i'll change my vote to keep. --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 16:18, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Someone can do better than this. I might have a go someday, but not now. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 12:17, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
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Grand Theft Auto
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- Keep I read the first line, and thought... Hmm... Looked in the history, and found that it had been vandalised. Have reverted the vandals efforts, and now, although it's not great, its a keeper I think. Please check the history of the pages you nominate guys. Thanks. MrN 03:15, Feb 18
- Strong Keep per MrN9000 ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 04:43, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Keep. Passable at present. Potential to massively improve. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:56, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Thanks N9000. You rock. I'd expect for this article to be heavily vandalized, and as long as someone is willing to keep up with it then I'll withdraw my nomination. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 02:00 19 Feb, 2008)
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- Delete - not funny, middle section is listy, based on edit history, has little room for potential --Æ 23:59, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill bad. And AE, it will be rewritten if kept... Just a thousand years after the fact... Maybe longer... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:34, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete If someone wants to rewrite it, it doesn't matter if it's deleted. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:49, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
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- MrN, you realize this article probably won't be rewritten if kept, it just won't not to mention the edit history confrims this isn't a popular page. Unless this article is rewritten before the consensus, my vote will remain delete--Æ 01:08, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
- Kept -- The Zombiebaron 16:18, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Kerkill Random crap. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:34, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Die We already have a better article on this subject that doesn't suck near as much ass. This is like something you'd find on ED.-Awesome Sauce 05:41, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Incofuckingherent. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:20, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- C:\ping 255.255.255.255 Pinging 255.255.255.255 with 32 bytes of data: ... Request timed out... Request timed out... Request timed out... Request timed out. Ping statistics for 255.255.255.255: Packets: Sent = 4, Humour Received = 0, Lost = Please (100% pants). MrN 12:55, Feb 18
- Delete. I love the picture of Bob Barker though. --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 16:08, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- CruftHuff - This page sucks --Kurgan 18:14, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
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2+2=5
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- Delete - How on earth did this survive QVFD?--Æ 00:14, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete Slipped through the net... :-(. Kill it quick. MrN 02:51, Feb 18
- Delete. Our first 2008cruft, anyone? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:19, Feb 18
- Keep on Huffing meh WTF? ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 04:37, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill Made the kittens cry. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:31, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Crap stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:59, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. WTF?--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 16:20, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
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Laredo
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- Keep I thought it was funny. MrN 21:54, Feb 16
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- Vanity -- The Zombiebaron 20:21, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 10:22, Feb. 17, 2008
- Delete Something close to pathetic. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:59, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill But damn. Carmen Electra is hot. Just needed to say that. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:12, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Seems jumbled and random to me, with "The French, KKK, Nazis bend over and get raped by Superman and the smurfs" a particular highlight. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:48, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Delete the article, keep the picture. --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 16:23, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
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Celebrinot
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- Kerkill Just found this little unfunny stub dating from mid-2005. Decided not to wait to have it go bye-bye. It's been tagged with {{stub}} since Dec. 2006. If you like it, move it to UnDictionary. I don't. There is very little chance this'll ever be expand. The number of red-links to blue-links: 3 to 4. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:18, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete It can go. MrN 22:32, Feb 16
- Delete --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 10:22, Feb. 17, 2008
- Delete. Short, and not funny, even though it's quite possibly accurate. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:46, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete incoherent crap--Æ 18:06, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
- Huh? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:29, Feb 16
- Delete --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 10:22, Feb. 17, 2008
- Kerkill This is one self-reference I'm not going to support keeping. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:34, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete MrN 02:41, Feb 18
- Delete. Ugh. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:39, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
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Kauffman Report Part III
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Keep I admit, I have no idea what this is about, but it gets Google hits, and the article looks well written... Perhaps if I knew what this was about, it might be funny. MrN 21:50, Feb 16
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- Delete - wtf? I don't see anything here that's funny or worth keeping --Æ 18:06, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 10:22, Feb. 17, 2008
- Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:53, 18 February 2008 (UTC)]
- Delete. Take a closer look at those Google hits MrN - most of them are for different things. And the article is just crap, basically. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:38, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. UU twisted my arm, and I checked the Google hits... It should go. MrN 18:54, Feb 18
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Bob and George
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- Delete This one has been seeking a rewrite for quite a long time and no one has been willing to take it up. Last edit was the placement of the rewrite tag last September, before that was July 2007. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:33, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete I can see why no one has bothered to rewrite it... MrN 21:46, Feb 16
- Delete --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 10:22, Feb. 17, 2008
- Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:38, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Christ, what a way to start a Monday - uninspired drivel. Delete it if only to spare others the same... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:35, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
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Roleplay Online
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Weak Keep it has potential--Scott 20:26, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
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Conditional Keep. It easily could be made into something funny. If somebody takes on the repairs, I'm all for letting this thing live. --SirIsaac 02:27, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Like "bandcruft", but multiplied by 100. -- The Zombiebaron 05:32, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
- *sigh*. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 05:37, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Although "Miffed at the Apparatus" did sneak a small smile out of me, it was nowhere near enough to make up for the rest of this tripe. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:54, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
- Long, boring, and inherently bandcrufty. Put this is the Iron Maiden. (Iron Maiden? Excellent!! *Diddly diddly doo*) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:18, Feb 16
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Road Runner
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- Delete. Aw man, while I want to see the cartoon made one day where Wile E Coyote catches and eats the smug feathery bastard, he doesn't deserve a page this random and crappy. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 23:51, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Meep! Meep! Try again mr Coyote, maybe you will catch him next time. MrN 00:25, Feb 16
- Delete. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 18:44, Feb. 16, 2008
- Looks like Wild E. Coyote has finally captured the Road Runner with his contraption. Go ahead, you deserve that rare exotic bird after 40 years. --Uncognito 10:03, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 10:22, Feb. 17, 2008
- Kerkill You know something, the Road Runner was my elementary school's mascot. I didn't that place very much. Loved the cartoons, though. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:30, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
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Iron Butterfly
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- Keep It's got something to it. Not much, but it's not pointless. You Humbuggers you! MrN 10:49, Feb 15
- Weak keep. Rewrite tag. Not bad, could be a lot worse, with care, may get betterer. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:28, 15 February 2008 (EST)
- Hab, Bumhug! -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 16:58, Feb. 15, 2008
- Keep. Not funny and rather short? The same could be said for my toddler, and I wouldn't delete her. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:37, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete not funny and rather short--Æ 01:58, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill poor play on words. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:55, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Good concept but not great execution. It can always be recreated if someone wants to save the idea. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:01, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Weak Delete - It's a bit funny, but it's way too short. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 10:24, Feb. 17, 2008
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- Delete - complete rubbish, you'll know what I'm talking about when you click the link--Æ 01:58, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill move to Illogicopedia per Kip. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:33, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Pointless in the extreme. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:24, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Eh? MrN 10:37, Feb 15
- Weak Delete - This has a bit of potential, but Illogicopedia looks like a much better home for this. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 10:25, Feb. 17, 2008
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- Keep I have hacked out most of the crap since the nom. It's not awesome, but a keeper I think. Better this than what it might be replaced by. MrN 01:06, Feb 15
- Keep. MrN has rendered it passable. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:22, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
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- abs I actually kinda liked the list! I had no idea that was how you dealt with rejection. Having never been rejected of course. I think it's got something in there which could be used for a re-write, but I reject it myself. Oh, I reject that repetition is always a bad thing. Depends on timing. This comment is a rejection of that point MrN 10:45, Feb 15
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Users who haven't edited yet, post here.
Alfred Hitchcock
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- Delete - a stub with no funniness--Æ 01:58, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill Rainbow Light picture sold it for me. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:16, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Random and crap stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 04:31, 15 February 2008 (EST)
- Delete. Wow. Can you imagine what Geordie would think if he logged onto Uncyc and read this... Embarrassing. Kill and start again. MrN 10:55, Feb 15
- BURN -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:00, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Kerkeep jus' 'cuz. ------TheDragonMan Chase the Dragon! 01:35, 12 February 2008 (UTC) 21:00, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
- Keep. The intro, sadly, is jokeless. The rest, while not gold, is not crap. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:29, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
- Weak per MO --THINKER 21:46, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
- Keep, some half-decent stuff in there. –—Hv (talk) 13/02 21:47
- Weak keep. Meh, rewrite tag - has its moments. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:38, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
- Weak keep per a rewrite. --EMC [TALK] 23:03, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
- Keep Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:13, 14 February 2008 (EST)
- Rewrite. Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 00:09, 15 February 2008 (EST)
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- CruftHuff - Unfunny towncruft --Kurgan 01:00, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:03, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete It's had some work here and there, but I'm not sure why. MrN 01:27, Feb 13
- Kerkill because 100% of the population is gay... apparently. --Dexter111344 03:01, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
- Naw. Very, very few bits even worth reading. Sorry, but it's not worth keeping. --SirIsaac 03:25, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete Worthless wandering whimsy. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:45, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:27, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
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Dumb cop. ------TheDragonMan Chase the Dragon! 01:35, 12 February 2008 (UTC) 20:21, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete no funny, short, red links, etc. --Æ 02:11, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. I heard a rumor that there was once homo erectus on Uranus. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 02:24, Feb. 15, 2008
- Kerkill Ha ha ha. Gay jokes. How unexpected. Crap ones at that. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:28, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Wait a second. What do Namibian soldiers have to do with Oscar Wilde and gay erections? Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 05:08, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Heh, you said "homo". Hnng. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 04:44, 15 February 2008 (EST)
- Delete. That Oscar Wilde quote goes down as the least funny ever. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
- BURN per DJ Irreverent. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 14:59, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete Kinda self explanatory. Nominated recently, but removed as the result of an error before the vote could conclude. MrN 22:28, Feb 14
- Delete. What's it supposed to be about? I don't get it. --EMC [TALK] 23:01, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
- ? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:56, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill Cruft from '06. Would it be funny if I knew what "The RE List" was/is. Probably not, or, at least, I highly doubt it would be... The person on the talk page seems to disagree. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:05, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Total nonsense. Ace Attacker 05:21, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Just a list. An unfunny, pointless list. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:15, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
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- Ix-nay. Too many gay jokes to be salvaged. I wanna see this thing go. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 21:09 14 Feb, 2008)
- This article is gay, like Tom Brady. --EMC [TALK] 23:02, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
- Whatever. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:58, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill Yeah, I thought I'd try to save it but... Just start over. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:57, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Long, random, Norris, massive numbers, fuckawful. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:13, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Pants. MrN 10:36, Feb 15
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- Delete. - Many random joke, some of them right in Thai without translation. External Links section even lead to completely unrelate website. Ace Attacker 16:41, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:07, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 01:20, Feb. 15, 2008
- Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:39, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Oh dear, unfunny and kinda pointless. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 04:11, 15 February 2008 (EST)
- Delete. A nice try from someone that does not speak English as their first language. MrN 10:33, Feb 15
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