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HowTo:Kill Terminators

Score: 6
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  1. A REALLY BAD Article That I Saw In A While. Nobody cared, But I Do.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 07:29, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I voted against it a year ago and have not seen much improvement. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:54, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:06, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg HOLY FUCK, that's listy! --Wanna see a magic trick? 21:14, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. This needs to stop existing. --HM (T) 22:34, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  6. uh huh. --Allergic to drama KittyKitty (t) (c) 22:38, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
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Radioactive cheese

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  1. Delete Lots of talk about Microsoft and nuke railroads, but no actual jokes. -- The Zombiebaron 18:29, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Qui a coupe le fromaaaage? --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:14, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's complete patented nonsense. And not the good kind. --BLU Scoutgineer 19:26, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:22, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. ._. --HM (T) 22:03, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
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Astaroth

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  1. Delete I don't see what is funny about hating a video game character. -- The Zombiebaron 08:07, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg It's bad... and not in a good way. Get rid of it. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:12 November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Misssile impact in two minutes, sir. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 10:55, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Give it the axe. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:30, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:20, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
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Kenny Kuhn Klan (political party)

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  1. Delete Very random and not funny. -- The Zombiebaron 07:58, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG TL;DR. More accurately, reading it beyond the first paragraph is hazardous to one's health. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:08 November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Obviously written by a person with a burning hate of the Republican party. Why is Mitt Romney listed as a member, though? Terrible satire. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 10:51, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. It has promise, but that's why I'm saving one in my userspace. fuck that, it's too shitty --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:00, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg GAAAAAAAAA! That was so filthy, I had to actually sanitize my whole system (Security Essentials, full system scan at 25%...) Throw it into the lava oceans of the Nether! --BLU Scoutgineer 18:25, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:19, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  7. This is shameful. --HM (T) 22:07, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
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George W. Beard

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A very weak concept not at all helped by random filler and political humor that feels severely dated. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:25, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:28, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 22:23, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pile of meh, couldn't stop yawning, yadda yadda. --BLU Scoutgineer 00:49, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I didn't really have to look past that badly photoshopped picture to tell that this would make me vote delete... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 04:40, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  6. needs more funny. --Allergic to drama KittyKitty (t) (c) 07:20, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  7. ?????????? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:02 November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Typical bad article.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 11:17, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
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Edmondsham

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  1. Say what --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:01, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:06, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Oh god, kill this. --HM (T) 21:41, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Who (or what, for that matter) is this about? --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 01:22, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. delete. --Black Flamingo 18:15, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Headscratch.gif Huh? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:44, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png 7 Degrees of Separation

Score: -1
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:16, 31 October 2011
  2. Yeah this is ok. --Black Flamingo 14:55, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

Never mind. I shoulda actually read the words next time.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:55, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.While I like the references to Fight Club, the rest was just one big unfunny list.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 14:40, October 31, 2011 (UTC)

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Otis the Aardvark

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Random 2006-cruft. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 14:08 October 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:52, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. One image and no content. It's like a Wonka bar with no golden ticket (or chocolate candy, for that matter). --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 02:10, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Very random, at that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 14:25, 31 October 2011
  5. Oh my. --HM (T) 21:41, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
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Everwood

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  1. Symbol Detonate vote.gif DETONATE!! A boring article about a boring family drama. Fun for the whole family... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:52 October 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Deleto. --Black Flamingo 10:21, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Christ. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:01, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:52, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Dalmatian shall come to all those who disgrace The Beetles! -end poor humor- --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 02:07, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
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Dairy

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  1. huh --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:50, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. The only good bit is "got milk" and its caption. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:59, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Dangerously cheesy. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:54 October 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete. --Black Flamingo 10:14, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:51, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
  6. No. This article needs to be beaten, then stirred until light and frothy. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 02:00, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
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The Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse

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  1. Silly, based on nothing, seems confused as to what the role of a Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually is. In short; could be a nice red link to have around. --Black Flamingo 01:55, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yes, I love the smell of red links in the morning. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:00, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Crapfest. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:56 October 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:35, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
  5. The others should've dumped this one in the same place they dumped the sixth horseman... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 02:04, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
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Gurkha

Score: 4
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  1. Keep. If it has 'decent bits' and so forth, surely the impetus is to improve the article rather than to delete it?--Sycamore (Talk) 18:09, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. OK... --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:37, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I did consider adding this when I readded content after t was vandalized... So yeah delete. --Allergic to drama KittyKitty (t) (c) 09:38, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:21, October 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. This article is an enemy of the Gurkha... whatever that means. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 12:43 October 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I really wanted to improve this after reading what was a decent, if short, introduction. But alas, it's pretty unsalvageable from then on. --Black Flamingo 01:59, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Furthering my reasons: It's got a few decent bits, but it's thin on the ground, lists, and some bits feel like they've been taken straight from Wikipedia with a few bad jokes added in. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:40, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

Film Criticism

Score: 4
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  1. Weak Keep It's bad but not VFD bad.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:14, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep. No where near bad enough, quite amusing in parts.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:08, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep We should not be deleting this. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:59, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Wanders around randomly (into an unfinished ending) without actually saying a single thing about film criticism. Nah. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:18, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Not terrible but unfinished and not so good --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:29, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I see the idea, the guy is watching the film over time. I think. If not I have no idea. Userspace it.--Nikau 00:53, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Yeah, I suppose it would be best gone, or in userspace as TKF suggested down there. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:15, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Userspace. I don't get it. Is it supposed to be reviewing a movie, or is it a catch-all review of every single movie ever made? As it is now, it's an unfinished piece. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 12:39 October 28, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Allergic to drama KittyKitty (t) (c) 22:25, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
  7. As above. --Black Flamingo 01:56, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I dunno. It has some good content but it seems kind of unfinished. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:47, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  • Aaaaaaaaand checking the history, this is apparently an unfinished Cajek piece. Still, put it back in his userspace and use it as bait to get him back here. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:19, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
    Symbol for vote.svg For. ^This. But against deleting it, though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:14, 27 October 2011

StarCraft

Score: 5
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  1. keep? Anyone truly think we will get a better article unless a writer explicitly says they are rewriting it? --Nikau 23:33, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
I don't see your logic. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:39, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Oh god. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:51, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. WTF?--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:59, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:26, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 19:04, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. As a VFD nihilist, I believe that no article is better than one staying around with someone saying that it might get rewritten (not even by the person saying it). --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:22, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --ChiefjusticePS3 21:28, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
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YouTube Home Page

Score: 5
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  1. Already have YouTube, A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid, YouTubers... and this is shit anyway. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 12:10, October 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Should named it Gaytube Home Page--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:11, October 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg No. --Wanna see a magic trick? 20:34, October 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nothing new or at all interesting. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:18, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:24, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
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Earthbound 2

Score: 4
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  1. Per the comment I left on it's talk page more than a year ago. And other things. --Roman Dog Bird 04:03, October 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Dear god. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 12:11, October 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. It makes Earth 2 seem like more of a masterpiece in comparison to the video game. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 21:19, October 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:24, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
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Earthbound Zero

Score: 5
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  1. As Uncyclopedia's one and only Earthbound fan (I think), I find this article to be fucking retarded. And no, I won't fix it because: A. It can't be fixed, and B. I can't write anything funny. --Roman Dog Bird 04:00, October 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Ugh. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 12:11, October 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:14, October 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Ugh.gif Ugh.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:13, October 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Ugh.gif Ugh. Kill it with earthquake. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 04:06 October 29, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Template:Bat Fuck Insane

Score: -4
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg EYE BEAMS!!! On a more serious note, it's appropriately used in articles and not all of those are VFD-worthy. If you don't want it to be used on the more high-quality, well-written articles we have around here, then just restrict its use to not include those articles. However, that doesn't change that it's appropriate for some of our more eccentric articles. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 08:44, 26 October 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. What Socky said--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:38, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. VERYKEEP. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  4. KEEP mAttlobster. (hello) 20:17, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Controversial nominations will get you nothing but admin tools and unwanted pregnancies (which you can fix with the admin tools) --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:13, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg respiratory system erect cut-rate --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:25, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  7. ??????--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 03:55, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Aside from revealing shitty articles through what pages use this template, I really don't see what purpose it serves. Other than to say the article is horribly written and should probably be deleted? But isn't that what the maintenance templates do? Anywho the joke is very old and overused and this should have been restricted to userspace years ago. --Allergic to drama KittyKitty (t) (c) 08:38, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. See what the keepers are getting at, BUT IT LOOKS SO UGLY. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:37, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I have always considered this template to be some - how do I phrase this - gay-ass bullshit. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:05, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
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Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. If someone explains this to me, I might be willing to keep or delete.

This template basically says "This article is stupid and not just funny but I like it anyway." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:07, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept although a makeover at very least would do this template good. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 12:23, 28 October 2011

VFD-padlock.png HowTo:Play Freebird On Guitar

Score: 2
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Or at least just a stay of execution? For a half dozen more hours or so? I will work on this thing. --Imrealized ...hmm? 22:38, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not that bad.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:18, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. COCKS. --Allergic to drama KittyKitty (t) (c) 09:43, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. a wizard did it, he fixed it! --Nikau 14:04, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. No pictures, random flashbacks... RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 October 2011, at 23:02
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:22, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. It's ugly and unfunny. Not much to say. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:56, 26 October 2011
  4. Bleh. A disgrace to rock and roll. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:51 October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Hmm. A Gray count of 30. Oh God. Is my hair falling out? I'm about to vomit... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 04:06, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  6. If there are free birds flying around, this tank is going to need some anti-aircraft weapons. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:14, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Maybe it's betterered? I did pretty much a full rewrite of the top, and will work on the bottom tomorrow. If this is deleted in the meantime, please drop it on a user subpage for me. Thanks. --Imrealized ...hmm? 05:28, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  • I have now fully touched my hands to this and the result is..? S'okay. --Imrealized ...hmm? 02:03, October 28, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept... in that the page isn't going to be deleted. Not in that the content was kept. But no matter. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 12:21, 28 October 2011

Eincyclopedia

Score: 5
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  1. Maybe we need an article about the Hebrew encyclopaedia. Not this one.--Nikau 00:48, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:56, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Big Poopy Kill it--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:09, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Deserves to die --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:16, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Oh wow. --Allergic to drama KittyKitty (t) (c) 09:42, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
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List of Internet phenomena

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If this is for UN:REQ, move it to a subpage or something. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:59, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:45, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! This was stolen and not changed from Wikipedia! TehGrammerNazi 21:49, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:28, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. burn --Nikau 14:08, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
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Wernicke's Syndrome

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  1. This isn't even what Wernicke's syndrome is. Relatedly, it's bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 00:55, 26 October 2011
  2. Can't we just call what you wrote a total rewrite of whatever it is this page tries to be, redirect this to your article, and call it a day? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:50, 26 October 2011
    But Wernicke's syndrome is something completely different. I KNOW THESE THINGS. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:55, 26 October 2011
    Well, uh, we could move this to what it's actually about and use this title for a disambiguation page. And if it turns out that this article was about the same thing that you wrote about, we can still do that thing I mentioned earlier. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 02:05, 26 October 2011
    This isn't actually about anything, though. It tries to do too much or something and fails at all of it. You know what? I'll just shut up. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:16, 26 October 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:45, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:14, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Vasco da Gama

Score: -6
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  1. Being rewritten, apparently. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:35, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewritten and stuff. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 06:52, 26 October 2011
  3. VFH. --Allergic to drama KittyKitty (t) (c) 08:35, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Agreed, VFH it! Kudos to the Sockmeister. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:44 October 26, 2011 (UTC)
    : ) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:51, 26 October 2011
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Now that it's been rewritten. --Wanna see a magic trick? 12:34, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
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#Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As far as I can tell, this was never good. --Wanna see a magic trick? 23:23, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:23, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:00, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
    O_o Why did IWKY333 vote to delete my rewrite??? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:49, 26 October 2011
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  • {{VFD}} added to page after the fact; timer reset. Please remember to template the nomination pages. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:02, 26 October 2011
    • Yeah, sorry. I usually don't forget that. --Wanna see a magic trick? 12:33, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept; completely rewritten. Also, the voters say so, but this isn't even the article that was nominated. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:42, 26 October 2011

Edmonton Oilers

Score: 5
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  1. Sports fancruft. RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 24 October 2011, at 20:14
  2. Imageless cow-excrement. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 20:34, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:20, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That was a shitty article.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:33, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 18:53, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Bla

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not executed in a way that is funny.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 06:12, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete. --Black Flamingo 12:36, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:06, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 18:53, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Windows Movie Maker

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  1. Unfortunately, a lot of the Microsoft articles are pretty crappy. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:43, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
  2. And this one's no exception.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:06, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:10, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:22, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 03:58, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying, Sit Down and Relax For a Bit, Try and Read or Something, Maybe Eat a Cheese Sandwich, But Basically Do Anything Other Than Obsessively Think About Being Obliterated in a Massive Nuclear Apocalypse

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  1. And now we also have an unfeatured one! We should fix that by featuring it. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:34, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep -- The Zombiebaron 08:43, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 08:46, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Although I agree its weird we have to two articles about the same thing, this is actually petty good. We do have Pacman and Pac-Man after all. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:10, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  5. What TKF said. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:52, 23 October 2011
  6. Keep What Zombiebaron said. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:56, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
    But you already repeated what Zombiebaron said! >.< Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:58, 23 October 2011
    I just don't want what Zombiebaron said deleted, so am advocating keeping it. If you imagine that I'm Jesus, you might understand. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:01, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
    Sorry for the misunderstanding, Jesus. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:17, 23 October 2011
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  1. We already have one, a featured one. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:46, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
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Farting contest

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This was just terrible.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:18, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:22, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. I can't find one particularly funny thing here. TehGrammerNazi 03:36, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Such a promising concept... Best to burn it down and start again. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:30, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 20:27, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Should I save us all some time and ask Data to fart on it? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:25 October 24, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Hipster

Score: -3
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  1. COMPLETELY REWRITTEN. I'm gonna keep expanding on it too maybe. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:47, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. TFK, that is one rawesome kef...keffy...uh, iPhone.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Oct 23 '11 15:53 (UTC)
    Oh noes, you misspelled his acronym! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 20:07, 23 October 2011
    meh --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:28, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Woo! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:53, 23 October 2011
  4. Keep I heard this got rewritten. -- The Zombiebaron 20:02, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  5. like whoa dude it's like rewritten --Roman Dog Bird 20:12, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Woo at what Socky said. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:37, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Totally tubular, man. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:22 October 24, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Yeah yeah we know they suck. Thank the lord we have fifty 12 year olds pointing this out to us. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:12, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
  1. Ugh.gif Ugh. Unfunny on all accounts. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 01:41, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Incredibly stupid--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:04, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:12, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
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Alkmaar

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  1. Err... --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:33, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&maxus 07:56, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
  3. ThumbsDown.jpg Nope! Sorry, it's not funny. TehGrammerNazi 19:01, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
  4. We don't care about your shithole town in Holland. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:55, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.svg "My town sucks"-cruft. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 23:02 October 22, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:09, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Why don't you move your ass out if you hate it so much.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:12, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  8. delete --Allergic to drama KittyKitty (t) (c) 02:22, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
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Lion King

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! The opening paragraph looks like it was taken from Wikipedia, and the rest of it is unfinished nonsense. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 12:52 October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Burn, although I fixed up the intro a bit. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 14:57, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:30, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. wtf indeed ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:31, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  5. The whole score was composed by Korn. --Roman Dog Bird 22:02, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Smite lightning.svg Smite. Looks like a three year old taking a crap. TehGrammerNazi 22:25, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif G.P.S. - GAY PENIS SEX --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 23:32, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
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Stafy

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.It has the potential to be a nice article. it just needs a little more work --Mimo&maxus 18:03, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Surprised this stayed under the radar. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:49, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
    There used to be slightly more content, though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:52, 21 October 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. A crappy shitload. --AlmightyGameDude 21:26, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:29, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Crap stub that's not even funny. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:32, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? It's not funny at all. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate it! TehGrammerNazi 22:25, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Talk Mattsnow 22:26, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Bestiality

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  1. What the heck?--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 04:55, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 05:29, 18 October 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg nope nope nope. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:49, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Blasphemy!!! Aleister 18:04 21-10-'11
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg NIGGA, R U FUREALZ The article is pretty bad-ass. Take a look at the other articles above this one, so you can see that Bestiality is azome! --AlmightyGameDude 21:32, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. I forced myself to read through this to find the funny. It was painful and fruitless - much like a testectomy. Pup 04:15 18 Oct '11
  2. Redirect to HowTo:Blow a dog --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:01, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random mess. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:12, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! It's not funny. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:29, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg It needs to go away. There might be two funny sentences out of the whole thing, save the lists... A somewhat high profile subject for comedy like this one demands an article here, but lists don't make an article. We could also redirect it to Aleister's classic Skunk. If it doesn't get deleted, I'm definitely putting a fix tag on it. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 22:57 October 18, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:19, 22 October 2011

Homo sapiens

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Eeew, ugly. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:21, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Redirect to Human --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:08, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. ThumbsDown.jpg Nope! Not funny. – Preceding unsigned comment added by TehGrammarNazi (talk • contribs)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uh no.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:05, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG What the hell is this mess? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 12:46 October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackson Bollocks. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:20, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
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Goon O'Clock

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  1. Symbol wtf vote.svg ??? It looks like a legit article on something fake. Odd... --Wanna see a magic trick? 00:22, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. The fuck you talking about, Magic man? Nothing in the article makes sense. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 02:23, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:07, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:28, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg ???? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 12:47 October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Happy Hour? Nothing worth retaining. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:22, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
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Asteroid

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  1. Socky summed this up on the talk page better than I ever could: "...the article is of pretty low quality." Well, that just sums it all up, doesn't it. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:41, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:10, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. The word fail has a new meaning. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:28, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.svg AAAAAAAAA! THE HORROR!!! TehGrammerNazi 22:17, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Ass-sterioids --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:56, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
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Middlesbrough

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  1. Unfunny shit/possible vanity. --Wanna see a magic trick? 23:19, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:37, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. From the 'this/my town is crap' canon without benefit of humour. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:16, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! What is this mess? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 22:58 October 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Plumber

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Da ardickle iz azome! --AlmightyGameDude 12:07, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Shitty, stubby poo poo. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:47, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Doesn't go anywhere. Nah. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:08, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. By all means rewrite it if you want, but for the love of God, do it in your userspace. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:17, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
  4. No. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:45, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Scared face.svg Now that's just disgusting. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 23:00 October 18, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Imma' has this blown up. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis?`
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  1. Symbol recycle vote.svg Recyclewrite. I believe that if this was rewritten a little, it could be great!TehGrammerNazi 11:48, October 17, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Unoriginality

Score: -1
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I really like this one. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 08:10, 16 October 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg I AM RANDOM WORDBOT! FE sproiiiing CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Oct 16 '11 11:33 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I think this is actually pretty good. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 11:54, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Yeah... --Wanna see a magic trick? 16:31, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep if this is not a page that looks like the things they look like about, despite its not in that category, it will be huffed instantly.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 10:26, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Keep It's not very original though. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:46, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
  7. The point of the article held up well... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 11:28, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Same as below. Decent idea but comes of too much as one of the articles it's ripping. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:03, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Lovely. Kill it though. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:05, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. My dog crapped out something way funnier than this.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 08:13, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. It's filled with a bunch of cat randomness. I actually took the time to look over the article which meant I was either drunk or the article is horribly bad. This is the only article that gets away with randomness. --AlmightyGameDude 15:41, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not unoriginal enough. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:10, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Well that sucked.--Nikau 06:16, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 13:35, 19 October 2011

Dilophosaurus

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I kinda like this. It might need some more over-the-topness, though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 07:59, 16 October 2011
  1. That's why I just moved it to my userspace. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:03, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. I don't know if this is supposed to be one of those so-over-the-top-it's-funny pages, but it's not working. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:55, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Stick Stupid Man no wonder you're extinct--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 08:08, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg I AM RANDOM WORDBOT! FEAR ME, PUNY NON-METALOIDS! CHAIR UNDERPANTS WALK HOT-CROSS BUNS INTO OCTOBER FLEET DISHWASHER!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Oct 16 '11 11:29 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 11:51, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  5. its almost as bad as Frump(one of the crappy articles in theslyfox's userspace).--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 11:59, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. The Dilophosaurus article is a bad example for Uncyclopedia, as it is NOT funny! --AlmightyGameDude 15:44, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Smite lightning.svg Ick. Not funny at all.
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VFD-padlock.png Edit page

Score: -8
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  1. After all that work I did to make it look like the real thing? Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:47, 16 October 2011
  2. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. It's purely brilliant and unique (literally). If the article gets deleted, I shall resurrect it. --AlmightyGameDude 22:25, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. For some reason this is funny. I don't know why, there's certainly nothing to make it funny, it just is. --Wanna see a magic trick? 22:39, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like it --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:45, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol heart vote.svg Pure epicness I ♥ this article. iHazTehGoodGrammerz --TalkyPage 01:50, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Red check mark.svg Strong Keep What's next? AAAAAAAAA! on VFD? --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 17 October 2011, at 03:54
  7. Red check mark.svg Lovely ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:01, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Yes, I see where you're going. Also, thanks Xamralco for fixing the other one. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:44, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
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#Because it's pure novelty, and it makes no attempt to actually be funny (This page does not really exist does, for example. Can anyone fix that?) EpicAwesomeness (talk) 18:45, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

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Rap cat

Score: 6
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  1. The fuck? EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:37, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:09, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. I think what User: EpicAwesomeness meant to say was, "Da fuck is dis shit, nigga?" As go's to all the black rappers, too. --AlmightyGameDude 22:30, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg FAILURE HAS ENSUED I demand deletion. TehGrammerNazi 02:20, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crap rat. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:09, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Fcuk. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:06, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Score: -2
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  1. Why I oughta....why I WILL oughta! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. Some made me laugh, some made me vomit, and some made me vote Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Just burninate all the n00b edits and the Hitler references and this could actually be worth breathing near... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 20:24, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. No.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 07:19, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Really weak keep The humour is based on randomness (i.e. "Karl eventually got adopted by Lady Gaga in episode 49: 'Karl's Last Ride'")and Mecha-Hitler humour. Some rewriting will do it good. But a likeable concept. A few inches away from a delete from me. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 14 October 2011, at 01:22
  5. The best article on the internet. Aleister 17:52 14-10-'11
  6. I'm the guy who rewrote it to it's current state. If you don't like it as it is, try to rewrite it yourself! Seriously, see if anyone else wants to make it funny/tolerable/better before deleting it right away. So, keep for now. Maybe delete if no one can come up with anything to save it, and I've already tried. Seeing this one up for deletion does make one wonder how many cartoon/anime articles we really need here... --Just!n 22:28, October 14, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:17, 15 October 2011
  8. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I love that show. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 11:22, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Because the current version sucks and because my 16-17 year old self was heavily involved with the older version which is even worse (I was an even bigger faggot back then, if you can believe that). Blech. Ew. Go away. All of it. make it go away mommy. --Roman Dog Bird 09:01, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. yeah you really liked this show didn't you --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:05, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Terrible way of parodying a good cartoon.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:31, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The random stuff is horrible and the not random stuff isn't funny. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:28, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 21:31, October 14, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Sorry, but yeah. --Black Flamingo 00:14, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
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The Proletariat

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Bleah! Despite the fact that its subject has great potential for humor, this is totally unfunny... and it's 2005-cruft to boot. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 23:43 October 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:59, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:02, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg I AM RANDOM WORDBOT! FEAR ME MORTALS! PINEAPPLE KEY PEN ATOMIZE IMAC MOUSE BICYCLE CLOCK!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Oct 16 '11 11:17 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A freakin' disgrace. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 11:24, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. The Chinese made the robot so Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --AlmightyGameDude 15:46, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
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Prijepolje

Score: 6
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  1. Not funny. RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 15 October 2011, at 03:01
  2. Not funny. --Roman Dog Bird 03:04, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Not funny.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:08, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
  4. ynnuf toN. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:08, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. It seems that AlmightyGameDude was too sluggish and lethargic to appraisal the article so WTF, let’s just delete it! --AlmightyGameDude 15:25, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:02, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • This article make for cultural learnings of Пријепоље for make benefit glorious nation of Srbija! Thanks to you!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Oct 15 '11 5:09 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Ambivalent "Not funny." I love the concept, and I would hate to delete Borat's masterpiece essay... but the writing is just horrible. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 06:23 October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Colon

Score: 5
Keep (2)
  1. Delete your colon?!? Delete your colon?!? Look, man, you need your gastrointestinal tract for transporting that cheeseburger you ate from your mouth to your butt. Your colon is an integral part of that system!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Oct 14 '11 10:15 (UTC)
    Also, wassap wit deleting my vote, SlyFox...  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Oct 14 '11 22:38 (UTC)
    An edit conflict that wasn't edit conflicted properly, probably. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:43, 14 October 2011
    >_< ......... O_O
    Woah, that is just freaky. When I fixed Gamma's sort-of-unsigned vote, it also deleted Beever's "keep" vote here, in addition to Aleister's "delete" vote on "Fosters" below. One time during an edit conflict on this page, I had to add my forgotten signature in a second edit, but it ended up getting deleted and replaced with an "unsigned" template. So apparently this is a bug that occurs randomly. Certainly no vote rigging was intended, though I do apologize for not noticing what happened. This reminds me of the broken "tag" gadget that can add fix tags to articles, but deletes half of the existing text in the process... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 06:15 October 15, 2011 (UTC)
    It happens sometimes on this page. Something to do with editing sections. Come to think of it, it'd be a good reason to organize VFD more like VFH (every nom gets its own page). Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:18, 15 October 2011
    I agree with Socky. That would make things a whole much better.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:15, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Doesn't seem too bad. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:43, 14 October 2011
Delete (7)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Lame Seems more like something you can get off Wikipedia, and while there is an attempt at humor, it comes out as cheesy.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:51, October 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 01:11, October 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. BUTTPOOP --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 03:45, October 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. :::::::::: I'd like an article with that sprawled out across the page better... --Gamma287 10:06, October 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Bleh. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 17:49 October 14, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:32, October 14, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 04:26, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
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HowTo:Kill An Emo

Score: 6
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  1. Not even a chuckle. RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 12 October 2011, at 23:56
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:00, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. that is SOOOOOOOOOO 2005/2006 --Roman Dog Bird 01:12, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 01:49, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The sole emo joke strikes again. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:22, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif Exterminate with a burning passion Someone just crossed the line.....--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:44, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
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People

Score: 4
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  1. Come on. This could have been written better.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:29, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I concur. Talk Mattsnow 18:48, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:37, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. like, yeah and stuff --Roman Dog Bird 01:14, October 14, 2011 (UTC)
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Jesi

Score: 4
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  1. I'm too religious, I can't stand for this. Talk Mattsnow 21:51, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Redirect to Jesii. Both are kinda sucky but the other one's an in-joke. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:59, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif blasphemy the Lord demands it's removal.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:50, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Agree re: redirect to Jesii. --monika 06:35, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Polios

Score: 4
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  1. Such a shame that this article had a good title and subject, but was executed so poorly.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:25, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Such wasted potential. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:35, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Fuck this article in all its holes...with a Delete-Dildo.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Oct 12 '11 23:56 (UTC)
  4. Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 01:15, October 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock.png UN:How you might go about writing something that is funny, rather than writing something that is stupid, which would of course in no way imply that you are stupid, although if you are, we mean no offense

Score: -3
Keep (4)
  1. Keep I don't think we should be messing around with an HTBFANJS subject. --Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:01, October 12, 2011 (UTC)– Preceding unsigned comment added by Iwillkillyou333 (talk • contribs)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Strongest possible keep possible. This is funny, even if it is stupid. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:34, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Red check mark.svg Stupid. --Wanna see a magic trick? 00:20, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep. At worst, it's a harmless redirect. For the "it goes against the spirit of what it is", it's an example of metahumor that works very well. It's not going to be seen by a lot of people, especially people who might see it and go "Oh, I get it now" and suddenly understand a wider variety of humor than they did before, which is a shame. --monika 06:39, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Probably the first time anyone's put a redierect up for VFD, but it isn't really for QVFD and it's pointless. Putting a longcut on HTBFANJS isn't very useful given the page's aim, is it?--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:30, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Animal rights activists

Score: 5
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  1. Execution was poor, and plainly full of cruft and nonsense.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:29, October 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:35, October 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Uncyclopedia, this is unacceptable. As an animal rights activist, and an Outstanding CitizenTM, this article offends me. My non-existent rights are being violated, et-cetera, et-cetera... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 22:48 October 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg I think we should tell this article to get its traps and chattels together, and begone with itself. It is unfunny, sirs!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Oct 12 '11 2:02 (UTC)
  5. This is dumber than the S.A.L.T. treaties... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 02:12, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Revolution X

Score: 4
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  1. Yeah, did I miss something? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 02:22, October 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:20, October 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! The Daleks wishes it.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:49, October 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. four votes should be enough, right? come on, 94 hours and it's still up? --Roman Dog Bird 01:16, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Right before you delete the article, I want you all to read this, and then tell me which is worse. I vote the Wikipedia version.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Oct 12 '11 1:58 (UTC)
  • Headscratch.gif Huh? What does that have to do with anything? We don't control Wikipedia. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 01:51, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
Are you saying we should start the deletion process over at Wikipedia? --monika 06:49, October 13, 2011 (UTC)

Wikipod

Score: 4
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  1. You know, I'm a DESTROY-ALL-THINGS sort of bloke, but I actually liked this article. Did you "DELETE" voters even read past the words "United Spades"? (I wouldn't hold it against you if you didn't; that part's a dumb, huffed joke.) The rest of the article ain't too horrible, even with the lack of pictures.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Oct 12 '11 1:53 (UTC)
  2. You know I'm a NEVER-AGREE-WITH-ANYTHING-BIZZEEBEEVER-SAYS sort of bloke, but I actually liked this article and would like to see if fixed up. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. How did this escape ICU? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:21, October 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Probably because nobody was paying attention. I wonder if the lack of votes is related? This is just random. And yeah, I'm not sure why I'm even bothering to vote at this point; this nomination's old enough to close, but... eh. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:46, 11 October 2011
  3. Get rid of it. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 22:49 October 11, 2011 (UTC)
    Oh, all right. My delete vote was rather weak, anyway. Since I have a certain aversion to making decisions, I am going to Symbol neutral vote.svg abstain. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 14:32 October 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's evil--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:51, October 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Yes, I did read beyond "United Spades." --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 02:11, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wikipedia injokery even worse than Uncyclopedia's. Nah. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:26, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Nah toogood --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:45, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • MESSAGE TO THE HIGH COMMANDERS If the article gets to the point of deletion, please move it to my userspace and notify me somehow. I am a VFD save virgin, but I want to try, so please go easy on me. Talk Mattsnow 03:02, October 8, 2011 (UTC) Awww, forget it. Too many half finished articles on my userspace. Talk Mattsnow 03:51, October 10, 2011 (UTC)
    You might want to change the title to Wikipede, though. Unless you're planning on writing something that involves iPods or tripods. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:53, 8 October 2011 Ha, you should see my userspace. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 06:57, 10 October 2011

VFD-padlock.png Garnox

Score: 0
Keep (2)
  1. All is not yet lost. I agree with Sloublues...--ThecoolxavierguyfromghIII 21:59, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I like it. It's unpolished and could do with expansion, but as it stands, the point is clear and there are enough details to escape dwarf planet stub classification. --Sloublues 17:38, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. What the hell? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:25, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Eh --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:35, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Actually, an article with those pictures could work as the opposite version of the planet where Windows backgrounds come from. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:40, 7 October 2011
  • Kept. I have no idea if this is because it's actually not that bad, or just because only four people bothered to vote, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:48, 11 October 2011

VFD-padlock.png Bat Fuck Insane

Score: -4
Keep (7)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Anyone who nominates BFI is (too easy). But this page has been pretty well destroyed by edits, so maybe go back in the history and find a point where it was really bat fuck insane. Aleister 17:04 7-10-'11
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Epic's cleanup made it keepable, ironically enough. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:33, 7 October 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This article is bat fuck insane. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:04, October 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. keep mAttlobster. (hello) 00:56, October 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep. This kind of article appeals to younger users, and is not that bad at all. Talk Mattsnow 03:05, October 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Revert it to the previous version. Its longer.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 09:56, October 8, 2011 (UTC)
    Being longer doesn't make it better. A three hour long Disaster Movie is way worse than normal Disaster Movie (and would probably kill you). Likewise, big fat Bat Fuck Insane is, and even weathered Uncyclopedians will admit it, a steaming pile of shit. I'm sorry IPs but it is. I tried to find a decent version and slim it down to funny. Although the big one is more classable under "Bat Fuck Insane", it is indeed useless. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:25, October 8, 2011 (UTC)
    Yeah, I agree with EpicAwesomeness on this one. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:33, 8 October 2011
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per it being an in-joke. Also, the truckload of redlinks that deleting this page will create won't be any help to our new members. If nothing else, it should be kept for archival purposes. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 11:49 October 8, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg In retrospect, I can see why this will backfire immediately. I will, however, point a few things out. It's not funny. Seriously, finding this funny is probably a bad thing. It's absolutely stupid. Pretty self-explanitory. It looks horrible. I'm a big supporter of nice formatting and whatnot, and this just makes me cringe. Do we really need it? Well? Do we? --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:01, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
    So, I stole an earlier version and cleaned it up a bit. I'm still not voting keep though. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 18:42, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
    EpicAwesomeness, you so bat fuck insane. Aleister 18:52 7-20-'11
  2. I'm with Epic. This could be a decent concept, if the prose were actually bat-fuck insane. Instead, it's just contrived-sounding random nonsense. I should know -- according to Skizzers, I'm an expert on contrived-sounding nonsense. Let this be a wake-up call to someone to actually fix the page up.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Oct 7 '11 23:25 (UTC)
  3. Get the fuck out. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:15, October 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock.png The Shining

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Because--ThecoolxavierguyfromghIII 02:28, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Die. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:04, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Duns Scrotus. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:38, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:33, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm sure Bizzeebeever can make a gem out of this classic movie, and I'd love to help. Talk Mattsnow 03:17, October 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete Unleash the beever! mAttlobster. (hello) 09:04, October 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Oxygen thief

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This mess has been hanging around with an add-an-image tag, untouched for months. Since the unfunny subject matter makes no sense anyway, I say we just get rid of it. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 21:41 October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:44, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I'd like to have seen it in Space Balls. Not here. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 02:02, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cut the supply. This has been on life support too long. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:32, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock.png Frog Semen

Score: -2
Keep (6)
  1. I love frog semen. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. Good enough. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:25, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. oh, wow --Roman Dog Bird 03:36, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Lovely. A work of art. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:39, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. If TKF wants to sprew his semen all around the site, who are we to tell him "No!" Give the frog a break. Aleister 15:36 7-10-'11
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:14, 7 October 2011
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rubbish. 'Nuff said. --Scofield & Friends 13:47, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Weak Delete --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:02, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Not a good choice of bodily fluid to base an article on. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 19:04 October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Seems a bit of a one-liner idea to me. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:34, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Rewrote, expanded. Really think it's keepable now. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 18:02, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:00, 7 October 2011

VFD-padlock.png ASDA

Score: 0
Keep (3)
  1. Keep. Tis' a a dark and terrible place... and this makes parody of it reasonably well. Listyness is best tackled with time spent on an article, rather than deletions.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:03, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Kelp List can become article with ease. Some of it is funny anyway. --Nikau 05:38, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This article has just won the Nobel Prize for Literature, how can it be deleted??? Aleister15:15 7-10-'11
Delete (3)
  1. What isn't list is random and shit. Boy, are British supermarket articles bad. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:40, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Asda whether this is Tesco. My Lidl point is we should Sainsbury this article. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:47, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:21, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept; no consensus. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:59, 7 October 2011