Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive252

HowTo:Kill Terminators

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	A REALLY BAD Article That I Saw In A While. Nobody cared, But I Do.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 07:29, November 4, 2011 (UTC) I voted against it a year ago and have not seen much improvement. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:54, November 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:06, November 4, 2011 (UTC) HOLY FUCK, that's listy! -- 21:14, November 4, 2011 (UTC) This needs to stop existing. --HM (T) 22:34, November 4, 2011 (UTC) uh huh. -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 22:38, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
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Radioactive cheese

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Delete Lots of talk about Microsoft and nuke railroads, but no actual jokes. -- The Zombiebaron 18:29, November 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Qui a coupe le fromaaaage? --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:14, November 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete. It's complete patented nonsense. And not the good kind. --BLU Scoutgineer 19:26, November 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:22, November 3, 2011 (UTC) ._. --HM (T) 22:03, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
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Astaroth

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Delete I don't see what is funny about hating a video game character. -- The Zombiebaron 08:07, November 3, 2011 (UTC)  It's bad... and not in a good way. Get rid of it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:12 November 3, 2011 (UTC) Misssile impact in two minutes, sir. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 10:55, November 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Give it the axe. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:30, November 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:20, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
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Kenny Kuhn Klan (political party)

Score: 7
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Delete (7)	Delete Very random and not funny. -- The Zombiebaron 07:58, November 3, 2011 (UTC) TL;DR. More accurately, reading it beyond the first paragraph is hazardous to one's health. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:08 November 3, 2011 (UTC) Obviously written by a person with a burning hate of the Republican party. Why is Mitt Romney listed as a member, though? Terrible satire. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 10:51, November 3, 2011 (UTC) It has promise, but that's why I'm saving one in my userspace. fuck that, it's too shitty --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:00, November 3, 2011 (UTC) GAAAAAAAAA! That was so filthy, I had to actually sanitize my whole system (Security Essentials, full system scan at 25%...) Throw it into the lava oceans of the Nether! --BLU Scoutgineer 18:25, November 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:19, November 3, 2011 (UTC) This is shameful. --HM (T) 22:07, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
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George W. Beard

Score: 7
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Delete (7)	Delete. A very weak concept not at all helped by random filler and political humor that feels severely dated. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:25, November 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:28, November 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 22:23, November 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Pile of meh, couldn't stop yawning, yadda yadda. --BLU Scoutgineer 00:49, November 3, 2011 (UTC) I didn't really have to look past that badly photoshopped picture to tell that this would make me vote delete... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 04:40, November 3, 2011 (UTC) needs more funny. -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 07:20, November 3, 2011 (UTC) ?????????? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:02 November 3, 2011 (UTC) Typical bad article.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 11:17, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
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Edmondsham

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	Say what --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:01, October 31, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:06, October 31, 2011 (UTC) Oh god, kill this. --HM (T) 21:41, October 31, 2011 (UTC) Who (or what, for that matter) is this about? --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:22, November 1, 2011 (UTC) delete. --Black Flamingo 18:15, November 1, 2011 (UTC) Huh? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:44, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
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7 Degrees of Separation

Score: -1
Keep (2)	Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:16, 31 October 2011 Yeah this is ok. --Black Flamingo 14:55, November 1, 2011 (UTC) Never mind. I shoulda actually read the words next time.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:55, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Delete.While I like the references to Fight Club, the rest was just one big unfunny list.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 14:40, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	This article is not an article but more like an actual project page. I'd say move this to Uncyclopedia:7 Degrees of Separation -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:05, October 31, 2011 (UTC) It's humorous. It doesn't satirize anything, but I think it could either be filed under "project" (or possibly "game"). --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:21, November 1, 2011 (UTC) Kept -- The Zombiebaron 19:39, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

Otis the Aardvark

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Burninate! Random 2006-cruft. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 14:08 October 30, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:52, October 30, 2011 (UTC) One image and no content. It's like a Wonka bar with no golden ticket (or chocolate candy, for that matter). --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:10, October 31, 2011 (UTC) Very random, at that. 1234 ~ 14:25, 31 October 2011 Oh my. --HM (T) 21:41, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
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Everwood

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	DETONATE!! A boring article about a boring family drama. Fun for the whole family... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:52 October 30, 2011 (UTC) Deleto. --Black Flamingo 10:21, October 30, 2011 (UTC) Christ. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:01, October 30, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:52, October 30, 2011 (UTC) Dalmatian shall come to all those who disgrace The Beetles! -end poor humor- --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:07, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
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Dairy

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	huh -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:50, October 30, 2011 (UTC) The only good bit is "got milk" and its caption. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:59, October 30, 2011 (UTC) Dangerously cheesy. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:54 October 30, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Black Flamingo 10:14, October 30, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:51, October 30, 2011 (UTC) This article needs to be beaten, then stirred until light and frothy. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:00, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
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The Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Silly, based on nothing, seems confused as to what the role of a Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually is. In short; could be a nice red link to have around. --Black Flamingo 01:55, October 30, 2011 (UTC) Yes, I love the smell of red links in the morning. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:00, October 30, 2011 (UTC) Crapfest. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:56 October 30, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:35, October 30, 2011 (UTC) The others should've dumped this one in the same place they dumped the sixth horseman... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:04, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
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Gurkha

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Keep. If it has 'decent bits' and so forth, surely the impetus is to improve the article rather than to delete it?--Sycamore (Talk) 18:09, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	OK... --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:37, October 27, 2011 (UTC) I did consider adding this when I readded content after t was vandalized... So yeah delete. -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 09:38, October 27, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:21, October 28, 2011 (UTC) This article is an enemy of the Gurkha... whatever that means. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 12:43 October 28, 2011 (UTC) I really wanted to improve this after reading what was a decent, if short, introduction. But alas, it's pretty unsalvageable from then on. --Black Flamingo 01:59, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Furthering my reasons: It's got a few decent bits, but it's thin on the ground, lists, and some bits feel like they've been taken straight from Wikipedia with a few bad jokes added in. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:40, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

Film Criticism

Score: 4
Keep (3)	Weak Keep It's bad but not VFD bad.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:14, October 26, 2011 (UTC) Keep. No where near bad enough, quite amusing in parts.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:08, October 27, 2011 (UTC) Keep We should not be deleting this. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:59, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (7)	Wanders around randomly (into an unfinished ending) without actually saying a single thing about film criticism. Nah. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:18, October 26, 2011 (UTC) Not terrible but unfinished and not so good -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:29, October 27, 2011 (UTC) I see the idea, the guy is watching the film over time. I think. If not I have no idea. Userspace it.--Nikau 00:53, October 27, 2011 (UTC) Yeah, I suppose it would be best gone, or in userspace as TKF suggested down there. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:15, October 27, 2011 (UTC) Userspace. I don't get it. Is it supposed to be reviewing a movie, or is it a catch-all review of every single movie ever made? As it is now, it's an unfinished piece. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 12:39 October 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 22:25, October 29, 2011 (UTC) As above. --Black Flamingo 01:56, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. I dunno. It has some good content but it seems kind of unfinished. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:47, October 26, 2011 (UTC) Aaaaaaaaand checking the history, this is apparently an unfinished Cajek piece. Still, put it back in his userspace and use it as bait to get him back here. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:19, October 26, 2011 (UTC)  For. ^This. But against deleting it, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:14, 27 October 2011

StarCraft

Score: 5
Keep (1)	keep? Anyone truly think we will get a better article unless a writer explicitly says they are rewriting it? --Nikau 23:33, October 27, 2011 (UTC) I don't see your logic. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:39, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Oh god. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:51, October 26, 2011 (UTC) WTF?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:59, October 26, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:26, October 27, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 19:04, October 27, 2011 (UTC) As a VFD nihilist, I believe that no article is better than one staying around with someone saying that it might get rewritten (not even by the person saying it). --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:22, October 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 21:28, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
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YouTube Home Page

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Already have YouTube, A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid, YouTubers... and this is shit anyway. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 12:10, October 28, 2011 (UTC) Should named it Gaytube Home Page---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:11, October 28, 2011 (UTC) No. -- 20:34, October 28, 2011 (UTC) Nothing new or at all interesting. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:18, October 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:24, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
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Earthbound 2

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Per the comment I left on it's talk page more than a year ago. And other things. --Roman Dog Bird 04:03, October 28, 2011 (UTC) Dear god. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 12:11, October 28, 2011 (UTC) It makes Earth 2 seem like more of a masterpiece in comparison to the video game. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 21:19, October 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:24, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
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Earthbound Zero

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	As Uncyclopedia's one and only Earthbound fan (I think), I find this article to be fucking retarded. And no, I won't fix it because: A. It can't be fixed, and B. I can't write anything funny. --Roman Dog Bird 04:00, October 28, 2011 (UTC) Ugh. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 12:11, October 28, 2011 (UTC) Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:14, October 28, 2011 (UTC) Ugh.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:13, October 28, 2011 (UTC) Ugh. Kill it with earthquake. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 04:06 October 29, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:Bat Fuck Insane

Score: -4
Keep (7)	EYE BEAMS!!! On a more serious note, it's appropriately used in articles and not all of those are VFD-worthy. If you don't want it to be used on the more high-quality, well-written articles we have around here, then just restrict its use to not include those articles. However, that doesn't change that it's appropriate for some of our more eccentric articles. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:44, 26 October 2011 Keep. What Socky said---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:38, October 26, 2011 (UTC) VERYKEEP. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) KEEP mAttlobster. (hello) 20:17, October 26, 2011 (UTC) Controversial nominations will get you nothing but admin tools and unwanted pregnancies (which you can fix with the admin tools) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:13, October 26, 2011 (UTC) cadaver putrefy boorish -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:25, October 27, 2011 (UTC) ??????--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 03:55, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Aside from revealing shitty articles through what pages use this template, I really don't see what purpose it serves. Other than to say the article is horribly written and should probably be deleted? But isn't that what the maintenance templates do? Anywho the joke is very old and overused and this should have been restricted to userspace years ago. -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 08:38, October 26, 2011 (UTC) See what the keepers are getting at, BUT IT LOOKS SO UGLY. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:37, October 26, 2011 (UTC) I have always considered this template to be some - how do I phrase this - gay-ass bullshit. pillow talk 22:05, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Meh. If someone explains this to me, I might be willing to keep or delete. This template basically says "This article is stupid and not just funny but I like it anyway." pillow talk 22:07, October 26, 2011 (UTC) Kept although a makeover at very least would do this template good. 1234 ~ 12:23, 28 October 2011

HowTo:Play Freebird On Guitar

Score: 2
Keep (4)	Keep. Or at least just a stay of execution? For a half dozen more hours or so? I will work on this thing. --Imrealized ...hmm? 22:38, October 26, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Not that bad.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:18, October 27, 2011 (UTC) COCKS. -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 09:43, October 27, 2011 (UTC) a wizard did it, he fixed it! --Nikau 14:04, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	No pictures, random flashbacks... PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 October 2011, at 23:02 Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:22, October 26, 2011 (UTC) It's ugly and unfunny. Not much to say. 1234 ~ 01:56, 26 October 2011 Bleh. A disgrace to rock and roll. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:51 October 26, 2011 (UTC) Hmm. A Gray count of 30. Oh God. Is my hair falling out? I'm about to vomit... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 04:06, October 26, 2011 (UTC) If there are free birds flying around, this tank is going to need some anti-aircraft weapons. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:14, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Maybe it's betterered? I did pretty much a full rewrite of the top, and will work on the bottom tomorrow. If this is deleted in the meantime, please drop it on a user subpage for me. Thanks. --Imrealized ...hmm? 05:28, October 27, 2011 (UTC) I have now fully touched my hands to this and the result is..? S'okay. --Imrealized ...hmm? 02:03, October 28, 2011 (UTC) Kept... in that the page isn't going to be deleted. Not in that the content was kept. But no matter. 1234 ~ 12:21, 28 October 2011

Eincyclopedia

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Maybe we need an article about the Hebrew encyclopaedia. Not this one.--Nikau 00:48, October 27, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:56, October 27, 2011 (UTC) Big Poopy Kill it---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:09, October 27, 2011 (UTC) Deserves to die --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:16, October 27, 2011 (UTC) Oh wow. -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 09:42, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
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List of Internet phenomena

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. If this is for UN:REQ, move it to a subpage or something. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:59, October 26, 2011 (UTC) Delete.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:45, October 26, 2011 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! This was stolen and not changed from Wikipedia! TehGrammerNazi 21:49, October 26, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:28, October 27, 2011 (UTC) burn --Nikau 14:08, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
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Wernicke's Syndrome

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	This isn't even what Wernicke's syndrome is. Relatedly, it's bad. 1234 ~ 00:55, 26 October 2011 Can't we just call what you wrote a total rewrite of whatever it is this page tries to be, redirect this to your article, and call it a day? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:50, 26 October 2011 But Wernicke's syndrome is something completely different. I KNOW THESE THINGS. 1234 ~ 01:55, 26 October 2011 Well, uh, we could move this to what it's actually about and use this title for a disambiguation page. And if it turns out that this article was about the same thing that you wrote about, we can still do that thing I mentioned earlier. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:05, 26 October 2011 This isn't actually about anything, though. It tries to do too much or something and fails at all of it. You know what? I'll just shut up. 1234 ~ 02:16, 26 October 2011 Delete.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:45, October 26, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:14, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
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Vasco da Gama

Score: -6
Keep (7)	Being rewritten, apparently. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:35, October 26, 2011 (UTC) Rewritten and stuff. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:52, 26 October 2011 VFH. -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 08:35, October 26, 2011 (UTC) Agreed, VFH it! Kudos to the Sockmeister. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:44 October 26, 2011 (UTC) : ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:51, 26 October 2011 Keep. Now that it's been rewritten. -- 12:34, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	# Delete. As far as I can tell, this was never good. -- 23:23, October 25, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:23, October 26, 2011 (UTC) Delete.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:00, October 26, 2011 (UTC) O_o Why did IWKY333 vote to delete my rewrite??? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:49, 26 October 2011
Comments	{{VFD}} added to page after the fact; timer reset. Please remember to template the nomination pages. 1234 ~ 02:02, 26 October 2011 Yeah, sorry. I usually don't forget that. -- 12:33, October 26, 2011 (UTC) Kept; completely rewritten. Also, the voters say so, but this isn't even the article that was nominated. 1234 ~ 16:42, 26 October 2011

Edmonton Oilers

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Sports fancruft. PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 24 October 2011, at 20:14 Imageless cow-excrement. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 20:34, October 24, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:20, October 24, 2011 (UTC) Delete. That was a shitty article.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:33, October 25, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 18:53, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Bla

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Not executed in a way that is funny.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 06:12, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Black Flamingo 12:36, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:06, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 18:53, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Windows Movie Maker

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Unfortunately, a lot of the Microsoft articles are pretty crappy. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:43, October 22, 2011 (UTC) And this one's no exception.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:06, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:10, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:22, October 24, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 03:58, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying, Sit Down and Relax For a Bit, Try and Read or Something, Maybe Eat a Cheese Sandwich, But Basically Do Anything Other Than Obsessively Think About Being Obliterated in a Massive Nuclear Apocalypse

Score: -5
Keep (6)	And now we also have an unfeatured one! We should fix that by featuring it. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 08:34, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Keep -- The Zombiebaron 08:43, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Keep---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 08:46, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Although I agree its weird we have to two articles about the same thing, this is actually petty good. We do have Pacman and Pac-Man after all. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:10, October 23, 2011 (UTC) What TKF said. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:52, 23 October 2011 Keep What Zombiebaron said. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:56, October 23, 2011 (UTC) But you already repeated what Zombiebaron said! >.< —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:58, 23 October 2011 I just don't want what Zombiebaron said deleted, so am advocating keeping it. If you imagine that I'm Jesus, you might understand. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:01, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Sorry for the misunderstanding, Jesus. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:17, 23 October 2011
Delete (1)	We already have one, a featured one. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:46, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	K-K-K-Kept. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:36, 24 October 2011

Farting contest

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Delete. This was just terrible.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:18, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:22, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. I can't find one particularly funny thing here. TehGrammerNazi 03:36, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Such a promising concept... Best to burn it down and start again. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:30, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 20:27, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. Should I save us all some time and ask Data to fart on it? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:25 October 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Hipster

Score: -3
Keep (7)	COMPLETELY REWRITTEN. I'm gonna keep expanding on it too maybe. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 08:47, October 23, 2011 (UTC) TFK, that is one rawesome kef...keffy...uh, iPhone.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Oct 23 '11 15:53 (UTC) Oh noes, you misspelled his acronym! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:07, 23 October 2011 meh -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:28, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Woo! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:53, 23 October 2011 Keep I heard this got rewritten. -- The Zombiebaron 20:02, October 23, 2011 (UTC) like whoa dude it's like rewritten --Roman Dog Bird 20:12, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Woo at what Socky said. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:37, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Totally tubular, man. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:22 October 24, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Yeah yeah we know they suck. Thank the lord we have fifty 12 year olds pointing this out to us. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:12, October 22, 2011 (UTC) As a hipster jackass, I am qualified to declare this article to be pants. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 23:00 October 22, 2011 (UTC) Ugh. Unfunny on all accounts. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 01:41, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Incredibly stupid---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:04, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:12, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- The Zombiebaron 04:32, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

Alkmaar

Score: 8
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (8)	Err... --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:33, October 22, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Mimo&maxus 07:56, October 22, 2011 (UTC) Nope! Sorry, it's not funny. TehGrammerNazi 19:01, October 22, 2011 (UTC) We don't care about your shithole town in Holland. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:55, October 22, 2011 (UTC)  "My town sucks"-cruft. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 23:02 October 22, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:09, October 23, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Why don't you move your ass out if you hate it so much.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:12, October 23, 2011 (UTC) delete -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 02:22, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Lion King

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	Burninate! The opening paragraph looks like it was taken from Wikipedia, and the rest of it is unfinished nonsense. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 12:52 October 21, 2011 (UTC) Burn, although I fixed up the intro a bit. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 14:57, October 21, 2011 (UTC) WTF? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:30, October 21, 2011 (UTC) wtf indeed ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:31, October 21, 2011 (UTC) The whole score was composed by Korn. --Roman Dog Bird 22:02, October 21, 2011 (UTC) Smite. Looks like a three year old taking a crap. TehGrammerNazi 22:25, October 21, 2011 (UTC) G.P.S. - GAY PENIS SEX --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 23:32, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Stafy

Score: 5
Keep (1)	Keep.It has the potential to be a nice article. it just needs a little more work --Mimo&maxus 18:03, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Surprised this stayed under the radar. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:49, October 21, 2011 (UTC) There used to be slightly more content, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:52, 21 October 2011 Obliterate. A crappy shitload. --AlmightyGameDude 21:26, October 21, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:29, October 21, 2011 (UTC) Crap stub that's not even funny. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:32, October 21, 2011 (UTC) WTF? It's not funny at all.  Burninate it! TehGrammerNazi 22:25, October 21, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Mattsnow 22:26, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Bestiality

Score: 0
Keep (5)	What the heck?--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 04:55, October 18, 2011 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:29, 18 October 2011 nope nope nope. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:49, October 19, 2011 (UTC) Blasphemy!!! Aleister 18:04 21-10-'11 NIGGA, R U FUREALZ The article is pretty bad-ass. Take a look at the other articles above this one, so you can see that Bestiality is azome! --AlmightyGameDude 21:32, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	I forced myself to read through this to find the funny. It was painful and fruitless - much like a testectomy. Pup 04:15 18 Oct '11 Redirect to HowTo:Blow a dog -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:01, October 18, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Random mess. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:12, October 18, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! It's not funny. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:29, October 18, 2011 (UTC) It needs to go away. There might be two funny sentences out of the whole thing, save the lists... A somewhat high profile subject for comedy like this one demands an article here, but lists don't make an article. We could also redirect it to Aleister's classic Skunk. If it doesn't get deleted, I'm definitely putting a fix tag on it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 22:57 October 18, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. 1234 ~ 08:19, 22 October 2011

Homo sapiens

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Eeew, ugly. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:21, October 19, 2011 (UTC) Redirect to Human -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:08, October 19, 2011 (UTC) Nope! Not funny. – Preceding unsigned comment added by TehGrammarNazi (talk • contribs) Delete. Uh no.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:05, October 21, 2011 (UTC) What the hell is this mess? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 12:46 October 21, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Jackson Bollocks. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:20, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Goon O'Clock

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	??? It looks like a legit article on something fake. Odd... -- 00:22, October 19, 2011 (UTC) The fuck you talking about, Magic man? Nothing in the article makes sense. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 02:23, October 19, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:07, October 19, 2011 (UTC) Delete.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:28, October 21, 2011 (UTC) ???? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 12:47 October 21, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Happy Hour? Nothing worth retaining. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:22, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Asteroid

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Socky summed this up on the talk page better than I ever could: "...the article is of pretty low quality." Well, that just sums it all up, doesn't it. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:41, October 19, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:10, October 19, 2011 (UTC) The word fail has a new meaning. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:28, October 20, 2011 (UTC)  AAAAAAAAA! THE HORROR!!! TehGrammerNazi 22:17, October 20, 2011 (UTC) Ass-sterioids --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:56, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. I guess this means my comment on the talkpage will get deleted too. Darn. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:20, 20 October 2011

Middlesbrough

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Unfunny shit/possible vanity. -- 23:19, October 17, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:37, October 17, 2011 (UTC) Delete. From the 'this/my town is crap' canon without benefit of humour. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:16, October 18, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! What is this mess? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 22:58 October 18, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Plumber

Score: 5
Keep (1)	Keep. Da ardickle iz azome! --AlmightyGameDude 12:07, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Shitty, stubby poo poo. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:47, October 17, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Doesn't go anywhere. Nah. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:08, October 17, 2011 (UTC) By all means rewrite it if you want, but for the love of God, do it in your userspace. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:17, October 17, 2011 (UTC) No. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:45, October 18, 2011 (UTC) Now that's just disgusting. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 23:00 October 18, 2011 (UTC) Imma' has this blown up. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis?`
Comments	Recyclewrite. I believe that if this was rewritten a little, it could be great!TehGrammerNazi 11:48, October 17, 2011 (UTC)

Unoriginality

Score: -1
Keep (7)	Keep. I really like this one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:10, 16 October 2011 I AM RANDOM WORDBOT! FE sproiiiing CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Oct 16 '11 11:33 (UTC) Keep. I think this is actually pretty good. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 11:54, October 16, 2011 (UTC) Yeah... -- 16:31, October 16, 2011 (UTC) Keep if this is not a page that looks like the things they look like about, despite its not in that category, it will be huffed instantly.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 10:26, October 17, 2011 (UTC) Keep It's not very original though. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:46, October 18, 2011 (UTC) The point of the article held up well... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 11:28, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Same as below. Decent idea but comes of too much as one of the articles it's ripping. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:03, October 16, 2011 (UTC) Lovely. Kill it though. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:05, October 16, 2011 (UTC) My dog crapped out something way funnier than this.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 08:13, October 16, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. It's filled with a bunch of cat randomness. I actually took the time to look over the article which meant I was either drunk or the article is horribly bad. This is the only article that gets away with randomness. --AlmightyGameDude 15:41, October 16, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Not unoriginal enough. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:10, October 17, 2011 (UTC) Well that sucked.--Nikau 06:16, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. 1234 ~ 13:35, 19 October 2011

Dilophosaurus

Score: 6
Keep (1)	Keep. I kinda like this. It might need some more over-the-topness, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:59, 16 October 2011 That's why I just moved it to my userspace. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:03, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (7)	I don't know if this is supposed to be one of those so-over-the-top-it's-funny pages, but it's not working. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:55, October 16, 2011 (UTC) Stick Stupid Man no wonder you're extinct---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 08:08, October 16, 2011 (UTC) I AM RANDOM WORDBOT! FEAR ME, PUNY NON-METALOIDS! CHAIR UNDERPANTS WALK HOT-CROSS BUNS INTO OCTOBER FLEET DISHWASHER!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Oct 16 '11 11:29 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 11:51, October 16, 2011 (UTC) its almost as bad as Frump(one of the crappy articles in theslyfox's userspace).--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 11:59, October 16, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. The Dilophosaurus article is a bad example for Uncyclopedia, as it is NOT funny! --AlmightyGameDude 15:44, October 16, 2011 (UTC) Ick. Not funny at all.
Comments

Edit page

Score: -8
Keep (8)	After all that work I did to make it look like the real thing? Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:47, 16 October 2011 Strong keep. It's purely brilliant and unique (literally). If the article gets deleted, I shall resurrect it. --AlmightyGameDude 22:25, October 16, 2011 (UTC) For some reason this is funny. I don't know why, there's certainly nothing to make it funny, it just is. -- 22:39, October 16, 2011 (UTC) Keep. I like it -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:45, October 17, 2011 (UTC)  Pure epicness I ♥ this article. iHazTehGoodGrammerz --TalkyPage 01:50, October 17, 2011 (UTC) Strong Keep What's next? AAAAAAAAA! on VFD? -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 17 October 2011, at 03:54 Lovely ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:01, October 17, 2011 (UTC) Yes, I see where you're going. Also, thanks Xamralco for fixing the other one. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:44, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (0)	#Because it's pure novelty, and it makes no attempt to actually be funny (This page does not really exist does, for example. Can anyone fix that?) EpicAwesomeness (talk) 18:45, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept --ChiefjusticeGameCube 16:45, October 17, 2011 (UTC)

Rap cat

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	The fuck? EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:37, October 16, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:09, October 16, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. I think what User: EpicAwesomeness meant to say was, "Da fuck is dis shit, nigga?" As go's to all the black rappers, too. --AlmightyGameDude 22:30, October 16, 2011 (UTC) FAILURE HAS ENSUED I demand deletion. TehGrammerNazi 02:20, October 17, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Crap rat. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:09, October 17, 2011 (UTC) Fcuk. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:06, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Score: -2
Keep (8)	Why I oughta....why I WILL oughta! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Some made me laugh, some made me vomit, and some made me vote Keep. Just burninate all the n00b edits and the Hitler references and this could actually be worth breathing near... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 20:24, October 12, 2011 (UTC) No.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 07:19, October 13, 2011 (UTC) Really weak keep The humour is based on randomness (i.e. "Karl eventually got adopted by Lady Gaga in episode 49: 'Karl's Last Ride'")and Mecha-Hitler humour. Some rewriting will do it good. But a likeable concept. A few inches away from a delete from me. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 14 October 2011, at 01:22 The best article on the internet. Aleister 17:52 14-10-'11 I'm the guy who rewrote it to it's current state. If you don't like it as it is, try to rewrite it yourself! Seriously, see if anyone else wants to make it funny/tolerable/better before deleting it right away. So, keep for now. Maybe delete if no one can come up with anything to save it, and I've already tried. Seeing this one up for deletion does make one wonder how many cartoon/anime articles we really need here... --Just!n 22:28, October 14, 2011 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:17, 15 October 2011 Keep. I love that show. 11:22, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Because the current version sucks and because my 16-17 year old self was heavily involved with the older version which is even worse (I was an even bigger faggot back then, if you can believe that). Blech. Ew. Go away. All of it. make it go away mommy. --Roman Dog Bird 09:01, October 12, 2011 (UTC) yeah you really liked this show didn't you -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 10:05, October 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Terrible way of parodying a good cartoon.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:31, October 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete. The random stuff is horrible and the not random stuff isn't funny. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:28, October 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 21:31, October 14, 2011 (UTC) Sorry, but yeah. --Black Flamingo 00:14, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept, apparently. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:13, 17 October 2011

The Proletariat

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Bleah! Despite the fact that its subject has great potential for humor, this is totally unfunny... and it's 2005-cruft to boot. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 23:43 October 15, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:59, October 15, 2011 (UTC) Delete. ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:02, October 16, 2011 (UTC) I AM RANDOM WORDBOT! FEAR ME MORTALS! PINEAPPLE KEY PEN ATOMIZE IMAC MOUSE BICYCLE CLOCK!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Oct 16 '11 11:17 (UTC) Delete. A freakin' disgrace. 11:24, October 16, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. The Chinese made the robot so Delete. --AlmightyGameDude 15:46, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Prijepolje

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Not funny. PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 15 October 2011, at 03:01 Not funny. --Roman Dog Bird 03:04, October 15, 2011 (UTC) Not funny.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:08, October 15, 2011 (UTC) ynnuf toN. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:08, October 15, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. It seems that AlmightyGameDude was too sluggish and lethargic to appraisal the article so WTF, let’s just delete it! --AlmightyGameDude 15:25, October 15, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:02, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	This article make for cultural learnings of Пријепоље for make benefit glorious nation of Srbija! Thanks to you!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Oct 15 '11 5:09 (UTC) Ambivalent "Not funny." I love the concept, and I would hate to delete Borat's masterpiece essay... but the writing is just horrible. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 06:23 October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Colon

Score: 5
Keep (2)	Delete your colon?!? Delete your colon?!? Look, man, you need your gastrointestinal tract for transporting that cheeseburger you ate from your mouth to your butt. Your colon is an integral part of that system!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Oct 14 '11 10:15 (UTC) Also, wassap wit deleting my vote, SlyFox...  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Oct 14 '11 22:38 (UTC) An edit conflict that wasn't edit conflicted properly, probably. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:43, 14 October 2011 >_< ......... O_O Woah, that is just freaky. When I fixed Gamma's sort-of-unsigned vote, it also deleted Beever's "keep" vote here, in addition to Aleister's "delete" vote on "Fosters" below. One time during an edit conflict on this page, I had to add my forgotten signature in a second edit, but it ended up getting deleted and replaced with an "unsigned" template. So apparently this is a bug that occurs randomly. Certainly no vote rigging was intended, though I do apologize for not noticing what happened. This reminds me of the broken "tag" gadget that can add fix tags to articles, but deletes half of the existing text in the process... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 06:15 October 15, 2011 (UTC) It happens sometimes on this page. Something to do with editing sections. Come to think of it, it'd be a good reason to organize VFD more like VFH (every nom gets its own page). —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:18, 15 October 2011 I agree with Socky. That would make things a whole much better.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:15, October 15, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Doesn't seem too bad. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:43, 14 October 2011
Delete (7)	Lame Seems more like something you can get off Wikipedia, and while there is an attempt at humor, it comes out as cheesy.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:51, October 14, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 01:11, October 14, 2011 (UTC) BUTTPOOP --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 03:45, October 14, 2011 (UTC) :::::::::: I'd like an article with that sprawled out across the page better... --Gamma287 10:06, October 14, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! Bleh. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 17:49 October 14, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:32, October 14, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 04:26, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

HowTo:Kill An Emo

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Not even a chuckle. PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 12 October 2011, at 23:56 Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:00, October 13, 2011 (UTC) that is SOOOOOOOOOO 2005/2006 --Roman Dog Bird 01:12, October 13, 2011 (UTC) Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 01:49, October 13, 2011 (UTC) Delete. The sole emo joke strikes again. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:22, October 13, 2011 (UTC) Exterminate with a burning passion Someone just crossed the line.....---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:44, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

People

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Come on. This could have been written better.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:29, October 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I concur. Mattsnow 18:48, October 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:37, October 12, 2011 (UTC) like, yeah and stuff --Roman Dog Bird 01:14, October 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Jesi

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	I'm too religious, I can't stand for this. Mattsnow 21:51, October 12, 2011 (UTC) Redirect to Jesii. Both are kinda sucky but the other one's an in-joke. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:59, October 12, 2011 (UTC) blasphemy the Lord demands it's removal.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:50, October 13, 2011 (UTC) Agree re: redirect to Jesii. --monika 06:35, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Polios

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Such a shame that this article had a good title and subject, but was executed so poorly.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:25, October 12, 2011 (UTC) Such wasted potential. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:35, October 12, 2011 (UTC) Fuck this article in all its holes...with a Delete-Dildo.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Oct 12 '11 23:56 (UTC) Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 01:15, October 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

UN:How you might go about writing something that is funny, rather than writing something that is stupid, which would of course in no way imply that you are stupid, although if you are, we mean no offense

Score: -3
Keep (4)	Keep I don't think we should be messing around with an HTBFANJS subject. ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:01, October 12, 2011 (UTC)– Preceding unsigned comment added by Iwillkillyou333 (talk • contribs)  Strongest possible keep possible. This is funny, even if it is stupid. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:34, October 12, 2011 (UTC) Stupid. -- 00:20, October 13, 2011 (UTC) Keep. At worst, it's a harmless redirect. For the "it goes against the spirit of what it is", it's an example of metahumor that works very well. It's not going to be seen by a lot of people, especially people who might see it and go "Oh, I get it now" and suddenly understand a wider variety of humor than they did before, which is a shame. --monika 06:39, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Probably the first time anyone's put a redierect up for VFD, but it isn't really for QVFD and it's pointless. Putting a longcut on HTBFANJS isn't very useful given the page's aim, is it?--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:30, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- The Zombiebaron 03:00, October 14, 2011 (UTC)

Animal rights activists

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Execution was poor, and plainly full of cruft and nonsense.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:29, October 11, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:35, October 11, 2011 (UTC)  Uncyclopedia, this is unacceptable. As an animal rights activist, and an Outstanding CitizenTM, this article offends me. My non-existent rights are being violated, et-cetera, et-cetera... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 22:48 October 11, 2011 (UTC) I think we should tell this article to get its traps and chattels together, and begone with itself. It is unfunny, sirs!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Oct 12 '11 2:02 (UTC) This is dumber than the S.A.L.T. treaties... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:12, October 12, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	might redirect to People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, although I didn't read that one, and it might suck just as much.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Oct 12 '11 2:05 (UTC)

Revolution X

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Yeah, did I miss something? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 02:22, October 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:20, October 9, 2011 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! The Daleks wishes it.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:49, October 11, 2011 (UTC) four votes should be enough, right? come on, 94 hours and it's still up? --Roman Dog Bird 01:16, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Right before you delete the article, I want you all to read this, and then tell me which is worse. I vote the Wikipedia version.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Oct 12 '11 1:58 (UTC) Huh? What does that have to do with anything? We don't control Wikipedia. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 01:51, October 13, 2011 (UTC) Are you saying we should start the deletion process over at Wikipedia? --monika 06:49, October 13, 2011 (UTC)

Wikipod

Score: 4
Keep (2)	You know, I'm a DESTROY-ALL-THINGS sort of bloke, but I actually liked this article. Did you "DELETE" voters even read past the words "United Spades"? (I wouldn't hold it against you if you didn't; that part's a dumb, huffed joke.) The rest of the article ain't too horrible, even with the lack of pictures.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Oct 12 '11 1:53 (UTC) You know I'm a NEVER-AGREE-WITH-ANYTHING-BIZZEEBEEVER-SAYS sort of bloke, but I actually liked this article and would like to see if fixed up. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
Delete (6)	Obliterate. How did this escape ICU? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:21, October 8, 2011 (UTC) Probably because nobody was paying attention. I wonder if the lack of votes is related? This is just random. And yeah, I'm not sure why I'm even bothering to vote at this point; this nomination's old enough to close, but... eh. 1234 ~ 21:46, 11 October 2011 Get rid of it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 22:49 October 11, 2011 (UTC) Oh, all right. My delete vote was rather weak, anyway. Since I have a certain aversion to making decisions, I am going to abstain. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 14:32 October 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete. It's evil---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:51, October 11, 2011 (UTC) Yes, I did read beyond "United Spades." --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:11, October 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Wikipedia injokery even worse than Uncyclopedia's. Nah. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:26, October 12, 2011 (UTC) Nah toogood -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:45, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	MESSAGE TO THE HIGH COMMANDERS If the article gets to the point of deletion, please move it to my userspace and notify me somehow. I am a VFD save virgin, but I want to try, so please go easy on me. Mattsnow 03:02, October 8, 2011 (UTC) Awww, forget it. Too many half finished articles on my userspace. Mattsnow 03:51, October 10, 2011 (UTC) You might want to change the title to Wikipede, though. Unless you're planning on writing something that involves iPods or tripods. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:53, 8 October 2011 Ha, you should see my userspace. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:57, 10 October 2011

Garnox

Score: 0
Keep (2)	All is not yet lost. I agree with Sloublues...--ThecoolxavierguyfromghIII 21:59, October 7, 2011 (UTC) I like it. It's unpolished and could do with expansion, but as it stands, the point is clear and there are enough details to escape dwarf planet stub classification. --Sloublues 17:38, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)	What the hell? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:25, October 7, 2011 (UTC) Eh -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:35, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Actually, an article with those pictures could work as the opposite version of the planet where Windows backgrounds come from. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:40, 7 October 2011 Kept. I have no idea if this is because it's actually not that bad, or just because only four people bothered to vote, though. 1234 ~ 21:48, 11 October 2011

Bat Fuck Insane

Score: -4
Keep (7)	Keep. Anyone who nominates BFI is (too easy). But this page has been pretty well destroyed by edits, so maybe go back in the history and find a point where it was really bat fuck insane. Aleister 17:04 7-10-'11 Keep. Epic's cleanup made it keepable, ironically enough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:33, 7 October 2011 Keep. This article is bat fuck insane. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:04, October 8, 2011 (UTC) keep mAttlobster. (hello) 00:56, October 8, 2011 (UTC) Keep. This kind of article appeals to younger users, and is not that bad at all. Mattsnow 03:05, October 8, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Revert it to the previous version. Its longer.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 09:56, October 8, 2011 (UTC) Being longer doesn't make it better. A three hour long Disaster Movie is way worse than normal Disaster Movie (and would probably kill you). Likewise, big fat Bat Fuck Insane is, and even weathered Uncyclopedians will admit it, a steaming pile of shit. I'm sorry IPs but it is. I tried to find a decent version and slim it down to funny. Although the big one is more classable under "Bat Fuck Insane", it is indeed useless. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:25, October 8, 2011 (UTC) Yeah, I agree with EpicAwesomeness on this one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:33, 8 October 2011 Keep. Per it being an in-joke. Also, the truckload of redlinks that deleting this page will create won't be any help to our new members. If nothing else, it should be kept for archival purposes. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 11:49 October 8, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)	In retrospect, I can see why this will backfire immediately. I will, however, point a few things out. It's not funny. Seriously, finding this funny is probably a bad thing. It's absolutely stupid. Pretty self-explanitory. It looks horrible. I'm a big supporter of nice formatting and whatnot, and this just makes me cringe. Do we really need it? Well? Do we? --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:01, October 7, 2011 (UTC) So, I stole an earlier version and cleaned it up a bit. I'm still not voting keep though. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 18:42, October 7, 2011 (UTC) EpicAwesomeness, you so bat fuck insane. Aleister 18:52 7-20-'11 I'm with Epic. This could be a decent concept, if the prose were actually bat-fuck insane. Instead, it's just contrived-sounding random nonsense. I should know -- according to Skizzers, I'm an expert on contrived-sounding nonsense. Let this be a wake-up call to someone to actually fix the page up.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Oct 7 '11 23:25 (UTC) Get the fuck out. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:15, October 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Here's a particularly nice past revision. On a related issue, I'm pretty sure the current version is the best version to have poofed into existence so far. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:30, 7 October 2011 Kept. 1234 ~ 20:45, 8 October 2011

The Shining

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Delete. Because--ThecoolxavierguyfromghIII 02:28, October 7, 2011 (UTC) Die. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:04, October 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Duns Scrotus. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:38, October 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:33, October 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I'm sure Bizzeebeever can make a gem out of this classic movie, and I'd love to help. Mattsnow 03:17, October 8, 2011 (UTC) Delete Unleash the beever! mAttlobster. (hello) 09:04, October 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Hold up, hold up! Yes, this is Random Stupit. But I've decided to rewrite it for Halloween. If it DOES get deleted, can you please move it to my userspace? 'k thx bai.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Oct 8 '11 2:00 (UTC) Kept. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:38, 8 October 2011 Whoops, um... Moved to Bizzeebeever's userspace. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:40, 8 October 2011 In the meantime until it's been rewritten, I thought a nice redirect would keep IPs away. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 11:43 October 8, 2011 (UTC) Ah, wonderful. That allows me to use {{VFDc}} again. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:50, 8 October 2011

Oxygen thief

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. This mess has been hanging around with an add-an-image tag, untouched for months. Since the unfunny subject matter makes no sense anyway, I say we just get rid of it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 21:41 October 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:44, October 6, 2011 (UTC) I'd like to have seen it in Space Balls. Not here. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 02:02, October 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Cut the supply. This has been on life support too long. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:32, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Frog Semen

Score: -2
Keep (6)	I love frog semen. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Good enough. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:25, October 4, 2011 (UTC) oh, wow --Roman Dog Bird 03:36, October 5, 2011 (UTC) Lovely. A work of art. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:39, October 5, 2011 (UTC) If TKF wants to sprew his semen all around the site, who are we to tell him "No!" Give the frog a break. Aleister 15:36 7-10-'11 Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:14, 7 October 2011
Delete (4)	Delete. Rubbish. 'Nuff said. --Scofield & 1337 13:47, October 4, 2011 (UTC) Weak Delete -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:02, October 4, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! Not a good choice of bodily fluid to base an article on. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 19:04 October 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Seems a bit of a one-liner idea to me. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:34, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Rewrote, expanded. Really think it's keepable now. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 18:02, October 7, 2011 (UTC) Kept. 1234 ~ 19:00, 7 October 2011

ASDA

Score: 0
Keep (3)	Keep. Tis' a a dark and terrible place... and this makes parody of it reasonably well. Listyness is best tackled with time spent on an article, rather than deletions.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:03, October 2, 2011 (UTC) Kelp List can become article with ease. Some of it is funny anyway. --Nikau 05:38, October 3, 2011 (UTC) Keep. This article has just won the Nobel Prize for Literature, how can it be deleted??? Aleister15:15 7-10-'11
Delete (3)	What isn't list is random and shit. Boy, are British supermarket articles bad. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:40, October 2, 2011 (UTC) Asda whether this is Tesco. My Lidl point is we should Sainsbury this article. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:47, October 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:21, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept; no consensus. 1234 ~ 18:59, 7 October 2011