User:Just!n

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 18 years, 5 months and 15 days.

“A whopping four years of his awfulness...”

– The Servers on Just!n.

My own little patch of Uncyclopedia... IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!

“ Belch.”

– Someone on this page.

Clocks sometimes want to eat people.

THE MOON'S GOING TO DO SOMETHING!