Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive243

UnNews:64% of US Budget Towards MMORPGs

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Wait... what? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:15, June 3, 2011 (UTC) Yes. 1234 ~ 06:21, 3 June 2011 Delete MrN 11:50, Jun 3 Delete. (talk) 19:36, 3 June 2011 Delete (For Now). I'm just going to hide a version in my userspace for now. I'm going to add a few images, and update it to coincide with modern events. Ironically, Boe is funding educational indie games. Weird? --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:56, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:08, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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Zach Braff

Score: 5
Keep (1)	weak keep Not a gem, but not that bad. Mattsnow 22:11, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Looks like meme-cruft to me cap. (talk) 23:45, 1 June 2011  "Fire will burn it." Indeed. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:07 June 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Unfunnier than the tiresome original. And that's a crime. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:34, June 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Who? -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:22, 3 June 2011 Blah. 1234 ~ 22:02, 3 June 2011 Yuk. Let's delete the images too. They don't serve a purpose. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:58, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Paleobible of Feldhofer

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Nothing here. 1234 ~ 08:47, 3 June 2011 Pants MrN 11:55, Jun 3 Delete. (talk) 19:34, 3 June 2011 SHIRT. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:05, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Wikileaks shows "Soylent Green is People"

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Seems to lack funny. 1234 ~ 08:44, 3 June 2011 Pants MrN 11:54, Jun 3 I've already written a Wikieaks-related UnNews. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:39, June 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 19:35, 3 June 2011 Yuk. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:04, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Government and Woop Woop

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Vanity, namedropping, stupid, and general badness. 1234 ~ 08:35, 3 June 2011 Pants MrN 11:53, Jun 3 Delete. (talk) 19:35, 3 June 2011 Should've been QVFD'd. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:03, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:03, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Eh?? What the hell is this? It should never have been allowed to live. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:02 June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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Venezuelen trench-dwelling moose

Score: 0
Keep (1)	Keep Tis not too bad. MrN 21:58, Jun 2
Delete (1)	Delete. Another "Frog with 7 butts" article. This one suffers from a lack of humor concept. Sure, they describe the animal but it's described in such a sundry, workmanlike fashion that it's about as funny as the average wikipedia article on zoology. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:30, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept UN:N. MrN 16:22, Jun 3

UnNews:'Terrorists back' says Cheney

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	This not-so-good old UnNews surprised me. From the title, it that sounds like it should be making a lot of easy, unfunny jokes. However, it didn't make any jokes at all. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:43, June 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. In the spirit of the jokeless joke, this makes No Soap Radio! seem like the Guess what? Chicken butt of all time. Back to you Gene --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:47, June 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. MrN 22:00, Jun 2 Yuk. This was made even funnier by the fact that Dick Cheney isn't in office any more. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 22:20, June 2, 2011 (UTC) Yes. 1234 ~ 06:23, 3 June 2011
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Double Double Vision Vision

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Ok so replicate (or whatever) wasn't delete-worthy, but can can we we all all agree that this is? (talk) 00:26, 2 June 2011 Delete. Actually, duplicate was huffed. This is much worse, though. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:16 June 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Delete this delete this. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:31, June 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- 15:22, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
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Peterhead

Score: 3
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Delete Pants town cruft. MrN 18:18, Jun 1 Delete. (talk) 18:22, 1 June 2011 Delete. A typical 'this town is crap etc and I will now shit on your time if you read further.' --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:38, June 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Mattsnow 11:55, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
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GQ

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete Short, and not good. Unlike like my... MrN 12:43, Jun 2 Delete Like my penis, this article has a controversy section. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:24, June 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Stumpy, underdeveloped. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:29, June 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Like your mom, this sucks my penis -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 11:25, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
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I want Wibbly pig on

Score: 6
Keep (1)	I really like this page, my friend and I have shared so many laughs over this page. Please don't delete it. User:Mathnerd93/sig June 1, 2011 20:45 If you really want to save this one, you can copy it to this page in your userspace. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:00 June 2, 2011 (UTC) He/she did copy it, User:Mathnerd93/I want Wibbly pig on. So it's ready to huff I guess. Mattsnow 22:04, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (7)	Another beast I hunted. If there is something funny about repeating over and over the sentence "I want Wibbly pig on", I sure didn't know. Mattsnow 23:48, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Been done better. In every way. (talk) 00:28, 2 June 2011 Delete. Repetitive page is repetitive. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:15, June 2, 2011 (UTC)  AAAAAAAAA! A AAAA AAAAAA AAA AA! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:05 June 2, 2011 (UTC) Yawn I want a Wibbly pig on the deletion log. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:31, 2 June 2011 Delete. The sooner this is bacon the better. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:32, June 2, 2011 (UTC) I don't want Wibbly pig on Uncyclopedia anymore. -- 22:08, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
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Lemonope

Score: -2
Keep (3)	Doesn't seem that bad. (talk) 18:21, 1 June 2011 Perhaps because it isn't. Random does not always mean awful. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 03:21, June 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. I want one in green --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:28, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Delete. Somewhere somebody though lemon + antelope = comedy gold. That somewhere is planet 2006 in the Cruft-o dimension. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:30, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 17:37, Jun 2

Template:CTFlike

Score: -1
Keep (4)	Keep. It's dumb, yes. However, I don't like the idea of deleting anything that already happens to be in use on some userpages. It might be better to send it to the author's userspace and redirect. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 22:35 June 1, 2011 (UTC) Keep. per being a user-page box. --Mn-z 01:44, June 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep Per abovewards. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:26, June 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. CTF was the best game I ever played from age 8-10. I think now they call it paint ball. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:39, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Delete. Unneeded userbox for a nonexistent game. -- 15:26, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Yeah, okay. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:32, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. So how do I tell the world that I like capture the flag? (talk) 18:24, 1 June 2011
Comments	Kept MrN 17:41, Jun 2

Abandoned Ships

Score: 0
Keep (3)	Keep. Spoofs a slightly overplayed horror movie plot. With some trimming it'll be okay. In other words, this article (takes off sunglasses) is salvageable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:49, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Keep. it was sloppy and quickly made, but with a little TLC and formatting, I made it look better, but still needs a hot beef injection of humor--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:17, June 2, 2011 (UTC) Abandoned Ships. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:49, June 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep Apparently 'it's a known scientific fact'. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:27, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Delete. ABANDON SHIP, MORE CRUFT! -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:55, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Walk the plank. The huffing plank that is. Just to be sure you knew what I meant when I was talking about the plank. MrN 12:11, Jun 1 Delete. (talk) 18:25, 1 June 2011
Comments	Froggy, you did not adjust the count with your vote, and I cannot quite tell your intent as yea or nay, section yes keep, but wording makes me wonder.--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:23, June 2, 2011 (UTC) Kept MrN 17:38, Jun 2

Oil-for-food program

Score: -1
Keep (3)	Keep "sneek previews of the next days rations and home videos of cooking creations sent in by Iraqi housewives.". OK concept, enough good to be worth saving, and not offensive enough to want it to die. MrN 12:14, Jun 1 Per above. (talk) 18:29, 1 June 2011 Keep. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 18:12, 2 June 2011
Delete (2)	Delete. 2005 cruft -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:39, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete Every sentence has the potential to make the reader smile. Never has potential appeared so inadequate. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:51, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Not quite. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:25, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 21:56, Jun 2

Paracosmic powers

Score: 3
Keep (1)	Keep I relate to this. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:15, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Delete. 2005 cruft -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:39, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Yes it is. MrN 12:15, Jun 1 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:17, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. please. Mattsnow 22:14, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
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Standardized Tests (and Subpages)

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. Found this on Special:AncientPages and it just isn't very good. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:52, June 1, 2011 (UTC)# Delete. MrN 12:18, Jun 1 Obliterate. (talk) 18:26, 1 June 2011 Delete. Looks like little more than cyberbullying to me. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 22:32 June 1, 2011 (UTC) Yes. 1234 ~ 03:09, 2 June 2011
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The Mighty Mighty Foe

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. Made up shit about made up shit. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:12, May 31, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! Someone get the plunger. The toilet has backed up again... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:29, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Bollocks of the Month. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:55, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. MrN 12:17, Jun 1 Delete. (talk) 18:30, 1 June 2011
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Et Jesus

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Delete. Part Ramble, part random, all cop no redeeming value. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:58, May 31, 2011 (UTC) Yuk. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:35, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Mop and bucket required. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:52, June 1, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! C*R*A*P indeed. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:22 June 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 18:30, 1 June 2011 Delete Jesus is generally crap. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:21, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
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Eurogamer

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Delete. Obviously written by members of their message board for members of their message board. Actually names individual members of the message board "community" making for jokes which only a few dozen people could ever get. Most of the article is borderline vanity and lists. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:40, May 31, 2011 (UTC) Word Of The Day: Vomit. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:33, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Vanity vomit. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:51, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Per Romartus. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:22 June 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 18:42, 1 June 2011  Burninate! and sets Tardis ahead for 2 hours so someone can do it to it now --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 21:02, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
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killer helper monkey

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. Started in 2006 by an IP and largely unchanged since this article suffers from a very weak theme and a lack of funny ideas. To pad out it's length it goes off on needless tangents and uses short bursts of randumbo. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:47, May 31, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I would call this a "Frog with 7 Butts" type-article, i.e. the author makes up a funny random creature, then produces pointless facts, listcruft, and/or randumbo about the subject, since there really isn't humor besides the title and possibly a photoshopped pic. --Mn-z 20:39, May 31, 2011 (UTC) Radioactive! Yet again, another rare appearance of Gamma287 has come about, and this time it's to delete an article (again). This article is too bad to even have a corny joke about the title. This makes me sick... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:26, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. An article that wears its stupidity with pride. Remove. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:49, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:TCS hits 3 billion dollars, gifts pocket radio to employees

Score: 0
Keep (3)	Actually IS based in reality, though reality from 2006. And also not that bad. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:51, May 31, 2011 (UTC) Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:13, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Keep I would almost seem pointless to nominate old UnNews articles. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:46, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Delete. another unNews that does not appear to be funny or related to reality. --Mn-z 01:36, May 30, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 22:24, 30 May 2011 NEIN!!! --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:28, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 11:47, Jun 1

Frump

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	There's really not much here, and what there is is just... bad. 1234 ~ 06:57, 30 May 2011 Hilariously bad. This really belongs in somebody's userspace; like mine! Now I can send noobs who didn't read HTBFANJS to our very own house of horrors. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 10:40 May 30, 2011 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! (talk) 22:24, 30 May 2011 Delete. Those lists suck. Mattsnow 22:43, May 30, 2011 (UTC) TheSlyFox is true.YEAH.--Fcukman 04:09, May 31, 2011 (UTC) bye-bye-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:17, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Tom Mayfair is Pregnant

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Keep. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 04:53, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Delete. per my new quest to clean up category:Pregnancy and its sub-cats. This is old unfunny vanity that no-one cares about anymore, and probably should have in the UnSignPost if it existed back then. --Mn-z 12:47, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Agreed. --Black Flamingo 18:19, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 21:46, 29 May 2011 Aye... could have been good, but isn't. 1234 ~ 04:21, 31 May 2011 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 12:40, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:This article was attacked by terrorists

Score: 0
Keep (2)	Weak KeepIt looks pretty bad at first glance, but the writing is actually not quite so terrible. It could use some minor touching up, but I don't see it as deletion-worthy. I'll see what I can do with it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 04:07 May 29, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Per above -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:22, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Just random... 1234 ~ 04:00, 29 May 2011 CRAP Not much worth saving, and not much will be missed. --Scofield & Dudes 12:10, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Anybody know of a good image that will work for this one? The text itself says there can't be any images... I dunno, you guys think it's worth keeping? (Dr. Aleister, you're needed in VFD, stat!) -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 07:56 May 29, 2011 (UTC) Take a picture of the page history and add "obvious terrorism" next to Lyrithya's edit. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:19, 30 May 2011 You know, that might actually work! I'll do that. Lyrithya, I think we have yet another in-joke named after you. Congratulations. ^_^ -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 13:53 May 31, 2011 (UTC) Kept MrN 15:08, May 31

UnNews:Shock: Something Found that Doesn't Kill You

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. old UnNews that isn't a parody of anything nor has any humor whatsoever. --Mn-z 01:34, May 30, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 04:57, May 30, 2011 (UTC)  For ze Führer!!! Zurprise, zurprise... it iz not ze Grue... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 10:30 May 30, 2011 (UTC) Bye --Scofield & Dudes 12:13, May 30, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 22:22, 30 May 2011
Comments	Also, plutonium is quite deadly. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 10:30 May 30, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:England doesn't like You.

Score: 3
Keep (1)	Move out of the UnNews namespace and then delete--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:20, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Eh... 1234 ~ 04:03, 29 May 2011 ??????????????????????????? -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:21, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. hate hate hat. --Mn-z 12:50, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Per above. (talk) 22:25, 30 May 2011
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Matthew Broderick

Score: -2
Keep (5)	Keep. I can only judge by my bodies reaction. I lollollolol at this. Couldn't help it, must be something wrong with me. Aleister 3:42 29-5-'11 What's come over me? Here it comes againnnnnnnnnn Keep. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:50, May 29, 2011 (UTC) I watched that movie. Simba kills Scar. This is happening here. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:53, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Keep. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:22, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Keep mAttlobster. (hello) 15:04, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Delete. Good God! What was that? --Scofield & Dudes 17:32, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Indeed (talk) 21:30, 28 May 2011 ..'random chathedral'...noooooo..take the bad article away nurse! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:45, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Three Keep votes? Something is definitely wrong with you people! --Scofield & Dudes 07:06, May 29, 2011 (UTC) It's funny! And a truz story, I actually met Matthew Broderick once, and he's about the palest person I've ever met. He was white, like a sheet, well, not quite that white, but pretty white. He probably scares Sarah Jessica every morning just after she scares him. Aleister 13:10 29-5-'11 That "jornalist" should have thought of this. Bad spelling, bad grammar, and it basically reduces a famous actor's career to a single role for the sole purpose of going on and on about sex. I don't know that the article needs to be deleted, but right now there's practically nothing except hormonal "humor". --Sloublues 13:18, May 29, 2011 (UTC) I completely fail to understand how this article has any redeeming value. If this is kept, and radical changes aren't made within the coming month, I'm definitely renominating it. --Scofield & Dudes 12:07, May 30, 2011 (UTC)# You tell'em Scof! mAttlobster. (hello) 12:20, May 30, 2011 (UTC) Kept -- The Zombiebaron 21:42, May 30, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:Wikipedia invades

Score: 3
Keep (2)	Keep. Although this is utter shite I believe it has to be archived as old UnNews -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:25, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Keep UnNews. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:43, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	We're nominating crappy old UnNews articles for deletion? Yippy! --Scofield & Dudes 08:58, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I've always believed UnNews articles to have greater merit than we credit them for. I think they're worthy of categorization and linkage to mainspace articles. They frequently get featured. Their only bad turn was being badly organized. Just as UnNews articles are worthy of getting the feature nod so should the worst of them qualify for VFD nomination. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:08, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Not nearly as bad as the UnNews I've been looking at of late, but still bad enough. 1234 ~ 22:54, 28 May 2011 Delete. --Black Flamingo 18:22, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 21:37, 29 May 2011
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Programs Cancelled by Congress

Score: -1
Keep (3)	Keep. Iz removed the UnNews and just mainspaced it. Bad in parts, good in parts, probably not VFD candidate material imnho. Maybe we can slow down on UnNews VFD's and let people catch up, it takes time to go thru so many articles. And maybe just nom the "for sure" delete ones for awhile, until they are used up. Aleister 3:32 28-5-'11 Keep. It's not that bad at all. Mattsnow 08:46, May 28, 2011 (UTC) LOL -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:26, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)	I'm really not sure why this was moved to UnNews. Also, it seems bad. 1234 ~ 03:25, 28 May 2011 Oh it's one of those articles. (talk) 08:09, 28 May 2011
Comments	Closed by Electrified mocha chinchilla. 1234 ~ 05:16, 31 May 2011

A newt wizard did it

Score: -2
Keep (8)	Keep. magical or something. --Mn-z 00:15, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Keep Might as well keep or summin. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:18, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Weak Keep. It leads to that other article which is strangely appealing. I want to know what happened when she gave birth..... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 00:32 May 28, 2011 (UTC) The lizard is standing on its hind legs inside a woman's womb while wielding a wizard's wand. The woman apparently is just standing there. What's not to like? Aleister 1:26-28-5-'11  Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:21, 28 May 2011 because it's fucking retarded or something --Roman Dog Bird 03:23, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Keep. User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:37, May 28, 2011 (UTC) FEATURE -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:27, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Since we're nominating old UnNews, we might as well nominate in-jokes too... except this isn't an in-joke, as it claims to be. It's a rehash of another in-joke that is, as it admits, fucking retarded. – Preceding unsigned comment added by thekillerfroggy (talk • contribs) Delete You know, despite my comments on the nom below I have to side with deleting this one. I did think this was funny when first created, but now I feel that its time has come. Sorry Mnbvcxz. MrN 00:29, May 28 It is what it is, and I've never been a fan of these things even in their first iterations. 1234 ~ 01:46, 28 May 2011 Not funny Mattsnow 03:51, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete. WE have these three lousy articles, iCarly, the sojourn to iCarly and this supporting each other but none of them are supported by a solid foundation of good writing. I can get behind a bad article that only exists to support a decent one but this Borromean ring of bad articles has no special merit in my eyes. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:46, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I go along with the Count here - and also for introducing me to Borromean as a new mathematically-based criticism for an unworthy article. Who said you don't learn anything on Uncyclopedia?. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:13, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. actually, the relatively good articles of Newt and Newtis Newtfield are in the newt ring. iCarly have very little to do newt gestation now. --Mn-z 11:38, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Close by Electrified mocha chinchilla. 1234 ~ 05:16, 31 May 2011

UnNews:Communist Terrorize Chuck E. Cheese

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Delete (4)	This one's kind of bad, too. 1234 ~ 23:17, 28 May 2011 Delete. Nonspecifically bad and under developed. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:38, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 12:51, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 21:39, 29 May 2011
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UnNews:Wolfgang Mozart

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Delete (6)	Here's some more particularly awful UnNews for y'all to enjoy. 1234 ~ 10:21, 29 May 2011 Vigilance. QVFD fugitive. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 10:25 May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. That namespace needs a filter to auto-delete articles under a fixed number of bytes -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:39, May 29, 2011 (UTC) I added a pic which improves the article thousands of percent, but still not enough. Aleister 12:03 29-5-'11 Delete. namespace abuse. --Mn-z 12:49, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Just dumb. --Sloublues 13:09, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
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'Nam

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Delete (4)	Delete. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? 2006 cruft' -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 09:29, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Lacks a certain something..uhmmm..point. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:38, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Black Flamingo 18:21, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 21:46, 29 May 2011
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English Civil War, Part 4

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Delete (4)	Delete. This article is guily of trying too hard -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 08:03, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:36, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. per below. --Mn-z 18:32, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 21:45, 29 May 2011
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English Civil War, Part 3

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Delete (3)	Delete. Redlink and unfunny -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 08:03, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:36, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. per below. --Mn-z 18:30, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Mnbvcxz sucks cocks. (talk) 22:07, 29 May 2011
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English Civil War, Part 2

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Delete (4)	Delete. Should have been a long time ago -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 08:03, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:36, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. concept isn't bad, but the execution is way too long & drawn out --Mn-z 18:29, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 21:43, 29 May 2011
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English Civil War, Part 1

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Delete (4)	Delete. Running out of witty remarks, just bad ok? -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 08:03, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Shame it just isn't funny. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:34, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 18:30, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 21:42, 29 May 2011
Comments	Comment. Going to the page I see it links off to a huge pile of articles all with the same structure! Perhaps all should be brought here and culled. Leave just one alive, chained in the Uncyclopedia dungeon as eternal punishment. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:34, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:Barack Obama Learns About The Threat Known to the the world as Emoism

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Delete (6)	This is bad. 1234 ~ 09:03, 28 May 2011 Delete. Its only virtue is brevity. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:03, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 21:31, 28 May 2011 Delete.per above. --Mn-z 03:59, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. While I won't be the one to dredge through UnNews, I don't mind voting on such articles here. If it's bad, it's bad, regardless of namespace; and this is very bad. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 04:01 May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. This is really bad -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:23, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Deleting UnNews articles seems pointless to me. No harm in it if they're crap, but still pointless. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:12, May 28, 2011 (UTC) What Matt said. They're basically equivalent to archived Forum Talk pages. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 13:52, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Except where they can be categorized, nominated for feature and linked to mainspace pages. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:02, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Just like forum talk pages. This is a vastly important issue. First off, we need no more Spongebob. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:46, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:The Wizard Told Me.

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Delete (6)	This is bad. 1234 ~ 08:59, 28 May 2011 Delete. Very bad. --Scofield & Dudes 09:01, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Very, very bad. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:50 May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. insufficiently magical or something!! --Mn-z 03:55, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Please, asplode! Mattsnow 08:12, May 29, 2011 (UTC) I don't think so. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:24, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
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Ralph Stanley

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Delete (5)	Delete. References to Hitler's mustache does not make humor.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:28, May 27, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Eh... --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:58, May 27, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 08:25, 28 May 2011 Delete. Fuck off -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:27, May 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:47, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	don't forgewt the VFD template--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 04:47, May 27, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:UnNewsNavBar3

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Delete (6)	Unused navigation template with horrible colors. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:29, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:51, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Not exactly horrible, but I see your point. (talk) 08:11, 28 May 2011 Delete. Nobody is going to use that. Mattsnow 08:42, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Yes. 1234 ~ 09:02, 28 May 2011 Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:17, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. We had Comics? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:17, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Right below the "Recent" audios (which I promise will actually have recent audios within a week). Zim makes most of them, but anyone is welcomed to make more. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:24, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:UnNewsNavBar2

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Delete (5)	Unused navigation template with horrible colors. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:29, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:49, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Ew (talk) 08:10, 28 May 2011 Yes. 1234 ~ 09:00, 28 May 2011 Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:15, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Recall Notice: The Qu'ran

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Delete (4)	And I have no idea what to make of this... 1234 ~ 03:24, 28 May 2011 The person who wrote this had something in mind, we'll just never know what... Mattsnow 03:47, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Somebody made a funny... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 06:39 May 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 08:08, 28 May 2011
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UnNews:Random Errors Begin to Ravage Random Pages

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Delete (4)	And this is just bad... 1234 ~ 03:23, 28 May 2011 Obliterate. Mattsnow 03:49, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Ummm... This might make a decent rewrite template, but as it is? Hmm... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:56 May 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 08:08, 28 May 2011
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UnNews:Recent Development on proposed "Emo Uprising"

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Delete (5)	Screw it, here's another one. 1234 ~ 03:19, 28 May 2011 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 03:20, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. Should have been QVFD'd and saved the humiliation. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 06:32 May 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete. QVFD bad. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:47, May 28, 2011 (UTC) How did you even find these pieces of shit? (talk) 08:07, 28 May 2011 #DPL: namespace=UnNews notcategory=UnNews 1234 ~ 13:02, 28 May 2011
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UnNews:Woman Gives Birth to Weasel

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Keep (7)	Keep UnNews mAttlobster. (hello) 23:50, May 27, 2011 (UTC) Oughta auto-keep this. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:56, May 27, 2011 (UTC) I lollollollolollol five times, starting from the first pic. Feature. Aleister 1:24 28-5-'11 I lollollollolollol fifty times, starting from the first word. Feature. --Roman Dog Bird 03:25, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:19, May 28, 2011 (UTC) Keep. IMHO, this kind of bizarro stuff is really what Uncyc is all about. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:54 May 29, 2011 (UTC) bandwagon keep there appears to be a strong consensus for keeping this article. --Mn-z 03:59, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	# Delete. Since user:Dr. Skullthumper suggested that UnNews be subject to the same QA standards as the rest of the site, I've decided to nominate old unNews for deletion. This one is basically a rouge punchline, and the topic of animal impregnation has been done better in other articles. --Mn-z 23:47, May 27, 2011 (UTC) Delete. When it comes to pregnancy, giving birth, or generally icky baby related issues everyone knows that they can rely on Mnbvcxz to be our yardstick for quality. MrN 23:52, May 27
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UnNews:8.9 magnitude earthquake disaster in the Pacific

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Delete (5)	This isn't an UnNews, what it has is just random/referring to a forum of the time, and... yeah. 1234 ~ 23:25, 27 May 2011 Delete The author is not coming back apparently... MrN 23:34, May 27 Oughta auto-delete this. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:57, May 27, 2011 (UTC) Disintegrate. "Destructive 'n shit." Enough said. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 06:29 May 28, 2011 (UTC) Nah. (talk) 08:04, 28 May 2011
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