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Meganew (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: ...

•  Nom + For Impostor made me think Cajek was back to his old editing ways. I know how to deal with that FFS!--Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 05:51, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

Invalid Nom. You already voted for me below. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 20:14, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

Invalid invalidation. There is no rule that says you can't have two noms on a single candidate.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 09:16, July 15 2010 UTC

• So? --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 19:50, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

Cajek (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2375823845237543 reasons to ban Cajek

•  Nom + For The reason being he made edits to Uncyclopedia. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 08:16, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. He's not that big of a pain in the rear end. High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 14:26, May 14, 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. Don't I get banned enough? --  Le Cejak • <-> 17:30, June 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • NOTE It was A Cajek impostor that made that vote, if it was the true Cajek it would be a For Vote anyway and you may not care but I nominated him FFS!--Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 05:51, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

Why do I need to provide this? (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1

•  Nom and For. Doesn't think joke bans are funny.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 23:35, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. So I'm not the only one with a zero score. :P —Pelozurian (talk) 02:46, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. This is absurd! It must be an Uncyclopedia inside joke. *grin*--Funnybony    16:35, May 2

Paizuri (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1

• Nommity nom nom & Super For This guy seriously needs to take a break from Uncyclopedia and focus on his goddamn schoolwork! —Pelozurian (talk) 05:39, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
• Against. Just because. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 20:27, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. This is absurd! It must be an Uncyclopedia inside joke. *grin*--Funnybony    16:35, May 2
•  Against. fuck his school work focus on Uncyclopedia thats what i do  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:54, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

RabbiTechno (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 n00b Admins

•  Nom + 5 I know there is an Admin Loophole but Nobody Cares so screw it. This is the newest Admin here but seems to refuse to abuse his powers on other admins and Cajek. Therefore we should ban him. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 09:03, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

About time someone nommed me for this one! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 09:05, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

He never ever warns people before banning. Therefore he must be abusing his administrator powers by angrily banning users against policy. 88.109.23.6 12:15, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

•  Against. This is absurd! It must be an Uncyclopedia inside joke. *grin*--Funnybony    16:35, May 2

HELPME (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5 Queen's Reader Wanna Be!

•  Nom + Fore This guy is a real Queen's Reader Fan, Why don't we help promote him to that. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 08:53, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
• DO IT ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 14:03, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
• wtf i h8 ths guy—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 19:20, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
•  For.. I've never nommed or voted for anyone here because I generally don't find joke bans funny--you can be in the middle of a long edit or trying to fix some vandalism, and suddenly you can't do it. But considering this, yes. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:36, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
•  SUPER FOR He must not be able to help himself... Nickelback 21:11, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

Meganew (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 lazy self-banner

•  Nom/For. I'll be gone again, and I have nothing better to do, so... --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 22:00, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
•  For Yea Reason Enough. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 08:53, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. Just because. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:44, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

If I remove my against vote, will you remove yours? --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 13:11, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Methamphetamine! (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 person who likes breakfast items

•  Nom and Self Destroy Kids, if you do drugs, you're gonna have sexual attractions to breakfast items! Oh yeah and this idiot voted for everyone. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:16 01-1-2010)
•  For Fuck's Sake--Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 12:07, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
•  Who?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  17 Feb 2010 ~ 01:12 (UTC)
•  Lousy Canned Quotes :P. OTT3 10:20, February 25, 2010 (UTC)

Kip the Dip (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3 Who still think this guy should be bannned

•  Nom + For I tried so hard to resist nominating this guy but I failed, so he has to be nominated. Otherwise the world will end or something like that. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 08:44, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:16 01-1-2010)
•  For. - I'll be bock. – Kip > Talk • Works •• 00:57, Jan. 12, 2010

InMooseWeTrust (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 AAAAAAAAA! Vandals

•  Nom Nom Nom + For Somehow managed to find a way to vandalize AAAAAAAAA! by adding a b and other letters to it in a template edit. I didn't feel it was quite severe enough to list on that other page and all I want is a joke ban on him. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 22:22, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:16 01-1-2010)

Famine (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4 Retired Users/Admins That Should Be Back

•  Nom and Fore Getting Myself into deep Banination This guy has left us and hasn't returned. We had to replace him with 3 admins to take care of the work load he left us by leaving. Maybe if he gets the FFS vote, He'll return and ban the hell out of me and everyone who votes him to get banned. I really think you should vote for his FFS and get banned for it. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 11:04, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:16 01-1-2010)
•  OVERTHROW HIM! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 01:51, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

Sawblade5 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4 Lazy Users

•  For. Because I am too lazy to remove the FFS template from my userpage and I know I am not well liked around here. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 22:08, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Crap I forgot to shoot the bullet --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 22:09, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Because he ambushed me using damned {{Username}} template. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 19:48, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
•  That was funny.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  06:23, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
•  For. As per the Pole. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 11:15, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
•  For. - Because he always nominates me, and it's only fair that I return the favor. – Kip > Talk • Works •• 10:07, Jan. 1, 2010
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:16 01-1-2010)

<insert name here> (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +10 Users that hate this person a lot:

•  Nom Nom NOM + Fore This person drives me mad here on Uncyclopedia I say ban <insert name here>'s ass. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )}
•  Against. NO PLEESE -- Style  Guide 09:19, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
•  For. - Ban this user already so the user will quit spamming the {{USERNAME}} template. – Kip > Talk • Works •• 19:24, Nov. 28, 2009
•  For! Because <insert name here> is fucking hideous! --<insert name here> 00:06, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
•  For. I am canceling out the fake vote above. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:21, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Because I hate myself. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:28, 19 Dec
•  For! Because <insert name here> is no better than MadMax that's why!!!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  06:19, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Kill this mother fucker before I do, He drives me crazy--WILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 08:55, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
• Epic MEH. . . SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 20:26 • Thursday, 24-12-2009
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:16 01-1-2010)
•  FOR! Because in Soviet Russia, <insert name here> hates YOU!!! RAN1 23:49, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
•  THIS IS A DEMOCRAZY! Wat? <insert name here> --AMRadioHits 07:59, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
• <insert name here> is fucking lame. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:45, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
•  WAIT! I'm not all bad! Don't ban me! I'm new to this, okay? I'm only getting my feet wet! I'll stay quiet for a while, okay? Dannehvirus 04:20, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
• Poop Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:02,8January,2010
•  duh. <insert name here> sucks. <<新年快乐>> 08:25 January 9
•  For.Chevralach, especially SawBlade5 - with respect, don't jerk my ass around. Please ban the other parts of my body as well. I am very hideous, so thank you all for last night-the night of my life.SufiyaFatimaLevi 19:19, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. I actually like him. OTT3 10:20, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. <insert name here> vandalizes my user page! Nickelback 20:29, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
• Abstain. Seems like a very reasonable person sometimes, like a total prick any other time.

--Wilytank 20:51, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

• Abstain.--Funnybony    16:48, May 2
•  For. Of course. Ajraddatz _Talk 19:21, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
•  <insert name here> is a piece of shit and a waste of space. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 03:40, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. Just because <insert name here> is a sex-starved asshole doesn't mean we shouldn't have mercy on its poor, abused soul. And besides, without <insert name here> around annoying everyone, I'll need to find someone else's ideas to steal. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 00:45 (UTC)

Not A Good Username360 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 Sleeping Ugly

•  Nom+For. Because he spends most of his time sleeping and playing video games. What a lazy jackass. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 02:56, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:16 01-1-2010)

Mnbvcxz (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 whiny little babies

• Nom and For Runs crying to Sannse every time there's something on Uncyclopedia he doesn't agree with. What a wuss. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:24, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
• BUTT POOP!!!! – Kip > Talk • Works •• 08:54, Dec. 8, 2009
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:16 01-1-2010)
• For. He tried to invalidate 127.0.0.1. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 23:42, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

Mahm00shA (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 12

• Nom nom om nom. Cookie Monsta 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
•  For. • FreddThe Metalhedd • • • 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
• Smite. God 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
• Exterminate. Hitler 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
• Penis. Mandingo 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
• Infiniban. Famine 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
• Lolwut! 222.850.2.83 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
• M4|-|m005|-|4 iz teh fagzorz!!!1! 127.0.0.1 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Damn you, 127.0.0.1! I'll get you, if it's the last thing I ever do!! pillow talk 19:20, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
• Damnate Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 03:01, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. Joust beacauause. `Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 19:46, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

  Invalid vote: Bad Speeling. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 16:38 • Saturday, 19-12-2009

  Invalid Invalidation Nobody Cares about bad spelling here voting. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 12:02, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

• For. To even out the against voat. Your mother! Hihihihi16:38, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:16 01-1-2010)
• EXTERMINATE! He doesn't welcome users enough. Plus, he hates himself about 100 times, like you do. RAN1 23:59, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
• Oops Sorry I'm late. Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:02,8January,2010
• Go Eat Shit Fuckers 4.252.99.182 12:04, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

MrN9000 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

• Fascist motherfucker. Banned everyone. ~ 22:31, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
• For. Keeps deleting stuff. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:13, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
•  4 Yea I agree this guy must be banned now!!! --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 22:10, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
• See Admin Loophole. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 23:57, 12 7, 2009
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:16 01-1-2010)
•  Against. This is absurd! It must be an Uncyclopedia inside joke. *grin*--Funnybony    16:35, May 2

Mordillo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Motherfucker of fascists. Also banned everyone. MrN 22:37, Nov 18
• For. Rarely if ever delivers on promises of dildos. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:13, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
• See Admin Loophole. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 00:09, 12 8, 2009
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:16 01-1-2010)
•  That He should stay to keep things under control on here. DJ Mixerr 18:29, March 5, 2010 (UTC)User:DJ Mixerr
•  Against. This is absurd! It must be an Uncyclopedia inside joke. *grin*--Funnybony    16:35, May 2

 For. because of This. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 21:41, May 19, 2010 (UTC)

EugeneKay (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

•  For. Can't even spell his own name right.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   06:24, Tuesday 01 December 2009  
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:16 01-1-2010)

MrN9000 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 9000

• So bad he needs to be nominated twice. ~ 22:41, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
• Against. Doesn't delete enough stuff. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:13, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:16 01-1-2010)
•  Block Making dumb ban reasons that are stupid and not funny. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 12:06, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. This is absurd! It must be an Uncyclopedia inside joke. *grin*--Funnybony    16:35, May 2

127.0.0.1 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

•  For.. This faggot was permbanned by Famine, Spang, and TheLedBalloon, but unbanned by Angela and Sannse. Apparently men hate him and women love him, which makes me want to kick him in his stupid shriveled testicles. pillow talk 06:53, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
•  For. It appears that Spang permabanned this user. --Mn-z 16:52, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
•  IP's Suck except for 4.252.99.182 as his articles are Auto Feature all the way Yea IP Ban --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 09:06, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Because 127.0.0.1 is such a homo!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  09:13, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:16 01-1-2010)
•  For. What. A. Douchebag. sausage lol 18:08, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
•  Meh. I thought he was already banned? OTT3 10:20, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
•  Meh. It is a waste of space on the cyberworld and the Internet. Even though I find this user funny. DJ Mixerr 18:25, March 5, 2010 (UTC)User:DJ Mixerr
• INVALID NOM user is permabanned. --Mn-z 18:44, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
• NOBODY CARES that he's permabanned, so you can just suck it. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 23:24, March 7, 2010 (UTC)