Broken keyboard
A.broken.keyboard.is.a.keyboard.that.usually.has.no.space.bar,.or.at.least.not.a.functioning.one.
Your.keyboard.is.probably.broken.because.after.your.computer.froze.you.got.really.mad.and.smashed.the.space.bar,.not.to.mention.you.then.smashed.it.over.your.head.to.see.if.you.could.get.it.to.work.again.Also.the.enter.key.breaks.as.well.
How.to.fix.a.broken.keyboard[edit | edit source]
A.broken.keyboard.is.a.very.annoying.device.because.without.a.space.bar.you.can.not.make.sentences.that.anyone.will.want.to. read.and.they.may.disregard.your.posts.and.stuff.like.that.and.you.will.be.very.sad..However.there.are.a.few.ways.to.fix.a.broken.keyboard.
The.glue.method[edit | edit source]
It.is.quite.easy.to.just.glue.a.keyboard.back.together.but.the.buttons.may.not.work.and.that.may.make.you.pretty.sad.
- Get.a.glue.stick.
- The.glue.stick.is.dead..Get.one.that.works.
- Put.glue.all.over.the.keyboard..Especially.on.the.M.O.R.O.and.N.keys.
- Try.to.type.something..If.it.doesn't.work,.repeat.step.3.
If.the.above.didn't.work.and.now.you.can't.type.anything,.try.another.method.
The.electric.surge.method[edit | edit source]
If.the.above.failed.there.is.still.another.method,.this.one.will.electrify.your.keyboard,.seamlessly.waking.up.every.key.
- First,.rip.the.power.cord.out.of.the.back.of.your.computer.
- Grab.your.trusty.glue.stick.and glue.it.somewhere.on.the.keyboard.
- Now.the.fun.begins..Put.the.keyboard.next.to.a.wall.outlet.and.plug.it.in.
- If.the.keyboard.gets.shot.with.electricity.and.the.lights.go.out,.it.should.work.again.
POOP!
Broken.Period.Key[edit | edit source]
If.you.cannot.repair.your.keyboard,.you.may.be.forced.to.continue.to.use.the.period.key.for.spacing.. It.will.eventually.wear.out,.though,.as.will.the.-.key,the._.key.and.every.other.symbol.key.
AfterSomeTimeYouMayFindThatYourOnlyOptionIsToBeginCapitalizingEachLetterOfEachWordForEmphasisunlessyou'rejustlazy
BrokenSpaceBarDisorder[edit | edit source]
BSBD,issomethingmanycomputerusersaregradualybeinginfectedwith. Itrenderstheuserofacomputerunabletousethespacebareveragainintheirlife. Iftheyweretodosotheywouldfalloveranddie. However,sufferersofthisdisorderareperfectlycapeableofusingeveryotherkeyboardbutton. Thoughthisisseenasrisky,asoneslipcouldtriggerafatalaty.
Discovery[edit | edit source]
Thediseasewasdiscoveredin2004whenagroupofsevenramblerstravelledEurope Assomeoftheseramblersbegantousetheircomputersafterreturningfromtheirholidaytheyexploded. Afterthefirstthreediedtheotherfourbookedthemselvesesinfortestingatalocalhospital. Testswereranonthesurvivingfourtodeterminethecauseoftheexplosions.AweeklaterBSBDwasaregistereddissease. Unfortunatelythesurvivingfourdiedwhilstintesting.
Causes[edit | edit source]
Althoughthisdiseaseisrelativelynewitisthoughtthemaincauseisoverexposuretothepope. ThisclaimcouldbesupportedastheramblersmentionedabovepassedthroughVaticancity. Itisthoughtthatbecauseofthepopesantitechnologystancehehasinfectedcomputeruserswiththedisease. TheVaticandeniesallreportsandtellsitsfollowersthisisuntruealthoughitappearstobealie. ThiswouldbebadforaVaticanspokesmantodoasforthistheywillburninhellforeternity.
OvercomingBSBD[edit | edit source]
Peoplewhosufferfromthisdiseaseoftenhavetofindnewwaystoovercomethedisorder.Theseinclude:
- Usingtabkeys
- Usingreturn
- Using_underscores_as_shown_here
Sofartheonlycureistoshoottheuserofthekeyboardandhopetheydie.
Thiswouldstoptheproblempersisting.ThisisalsoknownasPEBCAK.
Symptoms[edit | edit source]
Therehavebeennotedtobeveryfewsymptomstobrokenspacebardisorderoverthantheobvious. Howevertheyareasfollows:
- Gradualdisapearanceofthethumbs.
- Newfoundalergytocows.
- Suddencravingstoeatgeeseeggs.
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AlthoughBSBDisseenasacursebymanysuffererstheredoesappeartobeanadvantage. NolongercansufferersbesubjecttotheterriblehardshipsofAlternativeSpacesSyndromeorA.S.S.forshort. Thisiswhereeveryalternatespacedecomesaquestionmarkorinsomecasesthewordcarrot. NorcantheyexperienceUnnecessaryGapDiseaseorF.T.P.forshort. Thisiswherethesufererleavesspacessplittingupasinglewordorinsomerarecasessplittingaletter.
arrrrghhhgsofuckingannoytingthedamnpackebarwontwork,thissisnotfunny,,itsstatringtopisssme off. oh good the sppppace bar is wooooorkiing.
My Keys kkeep getting sttttttuck[edit | edit source]
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