Broken keyboard

Broken.Keyboard

A.broken.keyboard.is.a.keyboard.that.usually.has.no.space.bar,.or.at.least.not.a.functioning.one.

Your.keyboard.is.probably.broken.because.after.your.computer.froze.you.got.really.mad.and.smashed.the.space.bar,.not.to.mention.you.then.smashed.it.over.your.head.to.see.if.you.could.get.it.to.work.again.Also.the.enter.key.breaks.as.well.

How.to.fix.a.broken.keyboard

A.broken.keyboard.is.a.very.annoying.device.because.without.a.space.bar.you.can.not.make.sentences.that.anyone.will.want.to. read.and.they.may.disregard.your.posts.and.stuff.like.that.and.you.will.be.very.sad..However.there.are.a.few.ways.to.fix.a.broken.keyboard.

The.glue.method

It.is.quite.easy.to.just.glue.a.keyboard.back.together.but.the.buttons.may.not.work.and.that.may.make.you.pretty.sad.

This.much.glue.is.not.necessary.

Yeah,.baby!

1. Get.a.glue.stick.
2. The.glue.stick.is.dead..Get.one.that.works.
3. Put.glue.all.over.the.keyboard..Especially.on.the.M.O.R.O.and.N.keys.
4. Try.to.type.something..If.it.doesn't.work,.repeat.step.3.

If.the.above.didn't.work.and.now.you.can't.type.anything,.try.another.method.

The.electric.surge.method

If.the.above.failed.there.is.still.another.method,.this.one.will.electrify.your.keyboard,.seamlessly.waking.up.every.key.

1. First,.rip.the.power.cord.out.of.the.back.of.your.computer.
2. Grab.your.trusty.glue.stick.and glue.it.somewhere.on.the.keyboard.
3. Now.the.fun.begins..Put.the.keyboard.next.to.a.wall.outlet.and.plug.it.in.
4. If.the.keyboard.gets.shot.with.electricity.and.the.lights.go.out,.it.should.work.again.

POOP!

Broken.Period.Key

If.you.cannot.repair.your.keyboard,.you.may.be.forced.to.continue.to.use.the.period.key.for.spacing.. It.will.eventually.wear.out,.though,.as.will.the.-.key,the._.key.and.every.other.symbol.key.

AfterSomeTimeYouMayFindThatYourOnlyOptionIsToBeginCapitalizingEachLetterOfEachWordForEmphasisunlessyou'rejustlazy

BrokenSpaceBarDisorder

BSBD,issomethingmanycomputerusersaregradualybeinginfectedwith. Itrenderstheuserofacomputerunabletousethespacebareveragainintheirlife. Iftheyweretodosotheywouldfalloveranddie. However,sufferersofthisdisorderareperfectlycapeableofusingeveryotherkeyboardbutton. Thoughthisisseenasrisky,asoneslipcouldtriggerafatalaty.

Discovery

Thediseasewasdiscoveredin2004whenagroupofsevenramblerstravelledEurope Assomeoftheseramblersbegantousetheircomputersafterreturningfromtheirholidaytheyexploded. Afterthefirstthreediedtheotherfourbookedthemselvesesinfortestingatalocalhospital. Testswereranonthesurvivingfourtodeterminethecauseoftheexplosions.AweeklaterBSBDwasaregistereddissease. Unfortunatelythesurvivingfourdiedwhilstintesting.

Causes

Althoughthisdiseaseisrelativelynewitisthoughtthemaincauseisoverexposuretothepope. ThisclaimcouldbesupportedastheramblersmentionedabovepassedthroughVaticancity. Itisthoughtthatbecauseofthepopesantitechnologystancehehasinfectedcomputeruserswiththedisease. TheVaticandeniesallreportsandtellsitsfollowersthisisuntruealthoughitappearstobealie. ThiswouldbebadforaVaticanspokesmantodoasforthistheywillburninhellforeternity.

OvercomingBSBD

Peoplewhosufferfromthisdiseaseoftenhavetofindnewwaystoovercomethedisorder.Theseinclude:

• Usingtabkeys
• Usingreturn
• Using_underscores_as_shown_here

Sofartheonlycureistoshoottheuserofthekeyboardandhopetheydie.

Thiswouldstoptheproblempersisting.ThisisalsoknownasPEBCAK.

Symptoms

Therehavebeennotedtobeveryfewsymptomstobrokenspacebardisorderoverthantheobvious. Howevertheyareasfollows:

• Gradualdisapearanceofthethumbs.
• Newfoundalergytocows.
• Suddencravingstoeatgeeseeggs.

Otherspacebarrelateddiseases

AlthoughBSBDisseenasacursebymanysuffererstheredoesappeartobeanadvantage. NolongercansufferersbesubjecttotheterriblehardshipsofAlternativeSpacesSyndromeorA.S.S.forshort. Thisiswhereeveryalternatespacedecomesaquestionmarkorinsomecasesthewordcarrot. NorcantheyexperienceUnnecessaryGapDiseaseorF.T.P.forshort. Thisiswherethesufererleavesspacessplittingupasinglewordorinsomerarecasessplittingaletter.

arrrrghhhgsofuckingannoytingthedamnpackebarwontwork,thissisnotfunny,,itsstatringtopisssme off. oh good the sppppace bar is wooooorkiing.

My Keys kkeep getting sttttttuck

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Sure chum! Just remove the key and clean it, if that is not enough lubricate the key with a qtip and a quarter drop of edible household oil. Make sure it tastes like nothing, that means it's refined and will never become rancid. Remember to keep that key clean, as bread crumbs might jamm the key again.