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A.broken.keyboard.is.a.keyboard.that.usually.has.no.space.bar,.or.at.least.not.a.functioning.one.

Your.keyboard.is.probably.broken.because.after.your.computer.froze.you.got.really.mad.and.smashed.the.space.bar,.not.to.mention.you.then.smashed.it.over.your.head.to.see.if.you.could.get.it.to.work.again.Also.the.enter.key.breaks.as.well.

How.to.fix.a.broken.keyboard[edit | edit source]

A.broken.keyboard.is.a.very.annoying.device.because.without.a.space.bar.you.can.not.make.sentences.that.anyone.will.want.to. read.and.they.may.disregard.your.posts.and.stuff.like.that.and.you.will.be.very.sad..However.there.are.a.few.ways.to.fix.a.broken.keyboard.

The.glue.method[edit | edit source]

It.is.quite.easy.to.just.glue.a.keyboard.back.together.but.the.buttons.may.not.work.and.that.may.make.you.pretty.sad.

This.much.glue.is.not.necessary.
Yeah,.baby!
  1. Get.a.glue.stick.
  2. The.glue.stick.is.dead..Get.one.that.works.
  3. Put.glue.all.over.the.keyboard..Especially.on.the.M.O.R.O.and.N.keys.
  4. Try.to.type.something..If.it.doesn't.work,.repeat.step.3.

If.the.above.didn't.work.and.now.you.can't.type.anything,.try.another.method.

The.electric.surge.method[edit | edit source]

If.the.above.failed.there.is.still.another.method,.this.one.will.electrify.your.keyboard,.seamlessly.waking.up.every.key.

  1. First,.rip.the.power.cord.out.of.the.back.of.your.computer.
  2. Grab.your.trusty.glue.stick.and glue.it.somewhere.on.the.keyboard.
  3. Now.the.fun.begins..Put.the.keyboard.next.to.a.wall.outlet.and.plug.it.in.
  4. If.the.keyboard.gets.shot.with.electricity.and.the.lights.go.out,.it.should.work.again.

POOP!

Broken.Period.Key[edit | edit source]

If.you.cannot.repair.your.keyboard,.you.may.be.forced.to.continue.to.use.the.period.key.for.spacing.. It.will.eventually.wear.out,.though,.as.will.the.-.key,the._.key.and.every.other.symbol.key.

AfterSomeTimeYouMayFindThatYourOnlyOptionIsToBeginCapitalizingEachLetterOfEachWordForEmphasisunlessyou'rejustlazy

BrokenSpaceBarDisorder[edit | edit source]

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BSBD,issomethingmanycomputerusersaregradualybeinginfectedwith. Itrenderstheuserofacomputerunabletousethespacebareveragainintheirlife. Iftheyweretodosotheywouldfalloveranddie. However,sufferersofthisdisorderareperfectlycapeableofusingeveryotherkeyboardbutton. Thoughthisisseenasrisky,asoneslipcouldtriggerafatalaty.

Discovery[edit | edit source]

Thediseasewasdiscoveredin2004whenagroupofsevenramblerstravelledEurope Assomeoftheseramblersbegantousetheircomputersafterreturningfromtheirholidaytheyexploded. Afterthefirstthreediedtheotherfourbookedthemselvesesinfortestingatalocalhospital. Testswereranonthesurvivingfourtodeterminethecauseoftheexplosions.AweeklaterBSBDwasaregistereddissease. Unfortunatelythesurvivingfourdiedwhilstintesting.


Causes[edit | edit source]

Althoughthisdiseaseisrelativelynewitisthoughtthemaincauseisoverexposuretothepope. ThisclaimcouldbesupportedastheramblersmentionedabovepassedthroughVaticancity. Itisthoughtthatbecauseofthepopesantitechnologystancehehasinfectedcomputeruserswiththedisease. TheVaticandeniesallreportsandtellsitsfollowersthisisuntruealthoughitappearstobealie. ThiswouldbebadforaVaticanspokesmantodoasforthistheywillburninhellforeternity.

OvercomingBSBD[edit | edit source]

Peoplewhosufferfromthisdiseaseoftenhavetofindnewwaystoovercomethedisorder.Theseinclude:

  • Usingtabkeys
  • Usingreturn
  • Using_underscores_as_shown_here

Sofartheonlycureistoshoottheuserofthekeyboardandhopetheydie.

Thiswouldstoptheproblempersisting.ThisisalsoknownasPEBCAK.

Symptoms[edit | edit source]

Therehavebeennotedtobeveryfewsymptomstobrokenspacebardisorderoverthantheobvious. Howevertheyareasfollows:

  • Gradualdisapearanceofthethumbs.
  • Newfoundalergytocows.
  • Suddencravingstoeatgeeseeggs.

Otherspacebarrelateddiseases[edit | edit source]

AlthoughBSBDisseenasacursebymanysuffererstheredoesappeartobeanadvantage. NolongercansufferersbesubjecttotheterriblehardshipsofAlternativeSpacesSyndromeorA.S.S.forshort. Thisiswhereeveryalternatespacedecomesaquestionmarkorinsomecasesthewordcarrot. NorcantheyexperienceUnnecessaryGapDiseaseorF.T.P.forshort. Thisiswherethesufererleavesspacessplittingupasinglewordorinsomerarecasessplittingaletter.

arrrrghhhgsofuckingannoytingthedamnpackebarwontwork,thissisnotfunny,,itsstatringtopisssme off. oh good the sppppace bar is wooooorkiing.


My Keys kkeep getting sttttttuck[edit | edit source]

Evvvvvvery once innn aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawhile, a keyyyyyyyy on my keyyybbbbbbbbbbbooooooooooooooooooooard getss stuck. Especially the ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.Does anyone know how to ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffixxthis?<-----Refer to qwerty.

Sure chum! Just remove the key and clean it, if that is not enough lubricate the key with a qtip and a quarter drop of edible household oil. Make sure it tastes like nothing, that means it's refined and will never become rancid. Remember to keep that key clean, as bread crumbs might jamm the key again.

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