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Land of the free!
Home of the brave!

Today's show my men[edit source]

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tap tap

Is this thing on?

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I told the shmendriks in logistics to make sure everything is prepared before I start this part.

HELLO? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?

waves of feedback from the speakers, congregation cringes

Tekiah Gedolah!

feedback like a shofar, congregation laughs

Ah! So those shlimazels can actually do something for once. Since they didn't manage to block the credit crunch, I lost faith in them.

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So, chevralach, thank you all for coming for this pre-Shabbat get together of the congregation. I'd especially like to thank Mrs. Rubinstein for preparing all the lovely krepalach for the meeting. Thank you Rebecca, much appreciated. (Full article...)

You can put your mark for your most favoriteist things to be taken to show and tell. Meh......brain. In pain. Hehe. That rhymes.

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What happend lorng ago today[edit source]

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July 5: X Day; Day After We Kicked The Brits Ass Day (Southern US)

  • 334 BC – Masturbation is accidentally invented by Plato in Athens. His diciple Aristoteles is later declared "Master of his domain"
  • 1687 – Isaac Newton (pictured) discovers gravity after being hit on the head by a falling fig.
  • 1689 – After outbreak of falling fruit, Isaac Newton officially changes gravity to 7.
  • 1946 – The bikini is introduced in Paris, France. Later, no bikini atoll was the trend.
  • 1967 – The first kidney transplant to be made entirely of lego bricks ends in tragedy
  • 1976 – Dumbass starts running across the United States.
  • 1998 – Aliens fail to turn up and fry everyone to a pink crisp.
  • 1999 – Again, the aliens miss the due date.
  • 2000 – Yet again, the aliens fail to meet their contractual obligations.
  • 2001 – Cultists get seriously pissed off with yet another no-show.
  • 2002 – Kooks consider taking legal action against missing aliens.
  • 2003 – Aliens turned up, but not the right aliens. Bloody mocking tourists.
  • 2004 – No one turns up because no one expects the aliens to. And, yup, they didn't.
  • 2005 – If you are reading this, the aliens did not turn up for the 8th year running.
  • 2005 – Longest fart in world history. Produced by AMB.
  • 2006 – That's right, still no aliens.
  • 2006 – Zombies become extinct.
  • 2007 – Deal or No Deal? The aliens decide to take the money and not show up - again!
  • 2010 – The Church Of The Subgenius hijacks the Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 5 page
  • 2155 – Aliens almost turned up but missed a left due to wrong directions and landed on Venus.
  • 2156 – Aliens turn up and land in Tokyo but flee due to a Gundam Statue that lit up at night.
  • 19447 – Aliens appear as tourists, but at this point no one cares.


What happend long ago other days

Things that the nice man on the tellyvision box next to the pretty lady are telling you (betwen advertizements)


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Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Silksong, TAWOG, Stranger Things 5, and Spaceballs 2 • Russian Invasion • Gaza War • Trump and Elon's feud.. make up.. no one knows anymore • Animal-related live-action remakes kicking Snow White's ass • Jaws 50th anniversary • Colorado Rockies game replacing Jaws airing • Israel/Iran "peace talks" • Pittsburgh Steelers adding old players way past their prime

Recent deaths: Ariana Grande's Nonna • Canadian team's bid to win the Stanley Cup, again • PF4Eva's headphone cable • Jimmy Swaggart • Diddy's freedom for only 20 years • Michael Madsen • Diogo Jota

Upcoming deaths: DEI • Tom Cruise's career of sprinting on-screen • New York Knicks' future success • Pittsburgh Steelers' locker room • Greta Thunberg? • R. Kelly • Iran's nuclear program • Oil prices • Dumbasses with fireworks in their backyards • Diddy's bank account after incoming lawsuits


What things are happening

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  • ...anything?
  • ...how to ngising and ngloco?
  • ...your name (it's 'Bagus)?
  • ...that this website are nggateli and mangkelno read?
  • ...that cheese be cool, yah?


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Monkey of the Month[edit source]

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.

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Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!

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Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.

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