Babel:How to start a new Uncyclopedia
あんさーくろぺぢあ へ ようこそぉ!(岐阜県語版)[edit source]
Starting an Uncyclopedia would seem easy enough; just grab a pencil and set to work...
When starting a new Unicyclopedia, make sure you keep in the following:
- YOU actually know what it says
- others might have the slightest chance at trying
You can make it easy or complicated:
- Easy: I lyek cheze pitza
- Hard: Y Monavia Ela Travor
They both mean I like cheese pizza, but some might not know that
Yo le seducirá y lamer su pezón hasta que a su vez el vodka
However, there are some tips to keep in mind for starting a Uncyclopedia in another language:
- ¡Para el español, usted necesitará un lápiz y una cerveza!
- Em português, precisará de um lápis! Não precisa apontá-lo, se não quiser...
- Achtung! Für Deutsch benötigen Sie einen Bleistift. Gesundheit!
- Per italiano, avrete bisogno di una matita! e una pizza!
- Mmmm... pizza! Grazie!
- Husk å spise litt vossafår før du starter
- En français, vous aurez besoin d'un crayon!
- A crayon??? Oh la la... when will they ever grow up???
- Si vous parlez canadien, vous avez besoin de deux stylos, l'un anglais et l'autre français, hein?
- You need two pens, one in each language? What is this, hoseheads, the Canadian swivel service???
- Você precisa de dois làpis, um em cada idioma? O que é isto, o serviço civil canadense??
- Like, beauty eh?
- Tipo, bonito, né?
- ....................................................
- ????????????????????????????????????????????????????
- Hoy, mga ulol! Kung gusto mo ng Tagalog o Filipino dito, isuksuk mo ang lapis sa puwet mo.
- 你是白痴。我希望你慢慢死,但快点下地狱。你觉得我很笨吗?
- 君痴者也。期緩死矣,故速亡之下。君何思吾之愚笨也?
- 你是腦部受傷導致智商不足的四肢動物。我迫切的期許你將生物離去的速度減緩,但將速度調快下至犯過多錯誤的處裡地方。你感受到我極度智商過低嗎?
- და ქართული და ჯანდაბაშია?
- Sā, thawā Sundipedia chi On Fān ni do se-nokke pha? Jue fata chi ruthusi fān.
- nsbc,usunmms,dqdsdu,ngduhfm?
- AAA!AAAAAAAAAAA,AAAAAAAAA?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- De gustibus non est disputandum.
- A może by tak polskojęzyczną kto zrobił? A nie, już jest :D
- Pentru unciclopedia moldovenească aveţi nevoie de trei creioane: unul care scrie în română, unul în moldovenească, şi altul în moldovenească chirilică.
- Einen Bleistift! Haben Sie nicht zugehört?
- Guasketa lenguatajikara goketo penxilonara dioi.
- In het Nederlands heb je een potlood nodig en klompen. En molens. En dan de hele dag wiet roken.
- Lietuviškai, reikia pieštuko.
- Neva gerai, ar ne?
- Paristot eivät sisälly hintaan. Ei saa jäädyttää uudelleen.
- I Sverige är det bäst att du hittar en blyertspenna. I Sovjetsverige hittar pennan DIG!!
- Alo šabani, a šta je sa srpskim? Jel treba neka olovka ili šta?
- ГЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫ? ГЫ!!!!!!! А где русский?
- хочу створити інциклопедію на українській мові. Як цю біду зареєструвати?
- А пачему нет Олбанского, олбанского паему нет. Народ скандирует о-о-о-лбанский, о-о-о-лбансгий !!!
- Татарча Юкциплопедияне ничек ясарга?
- Беларускі езык тожа должан быць!!!
- Bəlkə Azərbaycanca Yoxsiklopediyanı yaratmağa bağırsaq nazikdir?
- Yucateco, k'áabet jump'éel ch'ilibts Íib yéetel jump'éel k'áaj ja'
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Valenciclopèdia Català Andorra 1060 |
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Desgalipedia Galego Galicia 5009 |
Ikkepedia Norsk Norway 4563 |
Абсурдопедия Русский Russia 4466 |
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Oncyclopedia Nederlands Belgium and Holland 2807 |
Psyklopedin Svenska Sweden 2497 |
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