Babel:How to start a new Uncyclopedia

あんさーくろぺぢあ　へ　ようこそぉ！（岐阜県語版）[edit source]

Starting an Uncyclopedia would seem easy enough; just grab a pencil and set to work...

When starting a new Unicyclopedia, make sure you keep in the following:

YOU actually know what it says
others might have the slightest chance at trying

You can make it easy or complicated:

Easy: I lyek cheze pitza
Hard: Y Monavia Ela Travor

They both mean I like cheese pizza, but some might not know that
Yo le seducirá y lamer su pezón hasta que a su vez el vodka
However, there are some tips to keep in mind for starting a Uncyclopedia in another language:

¡Para el español, usted necesitará un lápiz y una cerveza!
Em português, precisará de um lápis! Não precisa apontá-lo, se não quiser...
Achtung! Für Deutsch benötigen Sie einen Bleistift. Gesundheit!
Per italiano, avrete bisogno di una matita! e una pizza!
Mmmm... pizza! Grazie!
Husk å spise litt vossafår før du starter
En français, vous aurez besoin d'un crayon!
A crayon??? Oh la la... when will they ever grow up???
Si vous parlez canadien, vous avez besoin de deux stylos, l'un anglais et l'autre français, hein?
You need two pens, one in each language? What is this, hoseheads, the Canadian swivel service???
Você precisa de dois làpis, um em cada idioma? O que é isto, o serviço civil canadense??
Like, beauty eh?
Tipo, bonito, né?
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Hoy, mga ulol! Kung gusto mo ng Tagalog o Filipino dito, isuksuk mo ang lapis sa puwet mo.
你是白痴。我希望你慢慢死，但快点下地狱。你觉得我很笨吗？
君痴者也。期緩死矣，故速亡之下。君何思吾之愚笨也？
你是腦部受傷導致智商不足的四肢動物。我迫切的期許你將生物離去的速度減緩，但將速度調快下至犯過多錯誤的處裡地方。你感受到我極度智商過低嗎？
და ქართული და ჯანდაბაშია?
Sā, thawā Sundipedia chi On Fān ni do se-nokke pha? Jue fata chi ruthusi fān.
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AAA!AAAAAAAAAAA,AAAAAAAAA?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
De gustibus non est disputandum.
A może by tak polskojęzyczną kto zrobił? A nie, już jest :D
Pentru unciclopedia moldovenească aveţi nevoie de trei creioane: unul care scrie în română, unul în moldovenească, şi altul în moldovenească chirilică.
Einen Bleistift! Haben Sie nicht zugehört?
Guasketa lenguatajikara goketo penxilonara dioi.
In het Nederlands heb je een potlood nodig en klompen. En molens. En dan de hele dag wiet roken.
Lietuviškai, reikia pieštuko.
Neva gerai, ar ne?
Paristot eivät sisälly hintaan. Ei saa jäädyttää uudelleen.
I Sverige är det bäst att du hittar en blyertspenna. I Sovjetsverige hittar pennan DIG!!
Alo šabani, a šta je sa srpskim? Jel treba neka olovka ili šta?
ГЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫ? ГЫ!!!!!!! А где русский?
хочу створити інциклопедію на українській мові. Як цю біду зареєструвати?
А пачему нет Олбанского, олбанского паему нет. Народ скандирует о-о-о-лбанский, о-о-о-лбансгий !!!
Татарча Юкциплопедияне ничек ясарга?
Беларускі езык тожа должан быць!!!
Bəlkə Azərbaycanca Yoxsiklopediyanı yaratmağa bağırsaq nazikdir?
Yucateco, k'áabet jump'éel ch'ilibts Íib yéetel jump'éel k'áaj ja'

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