Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive257

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El Chupacobras

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Absolute crap. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:54, December 28, 2011 (UTC) See above comment. --$Fe^{+3}AlFe^{+2}$ 03:31, December 29, 2011 (UTC) See above comments.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 29 '11 21:31 (UTC) .stnemmoc evoba eeS --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 02:32, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Orange soda tax championed; Kel commits suicide

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	I have a deep and abiding hatred and loathing for this. I once reviewed it, and reading back on my review I was too polite, as it somehow then became a self-nom on VFH. So I would now like to burn it, piss on the ashes, and then bury them unmarked at a crossroads. It is an example of what has killed ED, but somehow remains here. Pup 05:37 28 Dec '11 How did a 13 on Pee Review lead to a self-nom on VFH? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:13, December 28, 2011 (UTC) It's true it's true I do I do I do I do I dooooo-ooooo -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:50, December 28, 2011 (UTC) I have a passionate hatred for most things written by PF4Eva. There's just something wrong with them. I can't quite put my finger on it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:42, 29 December 2011 Et voila: le coup de grace.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 29 '11 21:30 (UTC)
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Template:Interstate

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Really useless. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:51, December 25, 2011 (UTC) lol --POP!GoesTheWeasel 07:20, December 25, 2011 (UTC) *Sigh* -- 07:24, December 25, 2011 (UTC) Dudes, this thing is useless as a calendar! There is not enough numbers! GWAARH! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:34 27 December 2011 Kill Not Australian enough. Pup 12:42 27 Dec '11
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Poopy Pants

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Yeah, this is stupid. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:39, December 24, 2011 (UTC) With the exception of the title, the article is NOT funny at all. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 05:48, December 24, 2011 (UTC) Lol no. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:28, December 27, 2011 (UTC) Fuck no Pup 12:54 27 Dec '11 killswitch -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 14:46, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
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Zombie Types

Score: 0
Keep (5)	Wow --POP!GoesTheWeasel 05:47, December 24, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Hilarious. -- 00:41, December 25, 2011 (UTC) Rock.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 09:06, December 25, 2011 (UTC) Definitely enough keepable material here. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:32, 25 December 2011 Keep. I'm not a Zombiephobe. Aleister 2:25 27-12-'11
Delete (5)	tl;dr this is really bad and attracts the wrong kind of crowd ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Rambling on about zombies isn't funny and isn't really an article. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:13, December 24, 2011 (UTC) Kick -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:51, December 24, 2011 (UTC) Where the fuck did I put my Wunderwaffe? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:03, December 24, 2011 (UTC) Ever since I went on my vacation (which ends the day after tommorow, concerned female fans), an awful lot of people are voting keep on an awful lot of articles. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 12:41, December 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	There's a significant amount of garbage in here, but some funny to be salvaged. Suggest merging with Zombie. Pup 12:49 27 Dec '11 Kept --ChiefjusticeDS 23:13, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:Antiques dealer gives daughter low appraisal

Score: -2
Keep (4)	Keep. I've never liked length requirements on articles. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:08, 23 December 2011 Make it longer --POP!GoesTheWeasel 05:43, December 24, 2011 (UTC) Funny is funny. If it's funny, what does it matter how long it is? On a more important note, why have I said 'funny' so many times? -- 07:42, December 25, 2011 (UTC) Fine reporting by a prize-winning journalist. Aleister 22:48 27-12-'11
Delete (2)	Funny, but too short. What do you think? Mattsnow 18:26, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Huff this now. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:32, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Stub. If kept add on {{ICU}} to see if anyone wants to salvage. I wouldn't. Pup 12:52 27 Dec '11 It's too old for an {{ICU}}, Puppy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:54, 27 December 2011
Comments	Kept. --ChiefjusticeDS 23:12, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

World truth

Score: 4
Keep (3)	Keep I am a cider drinker! mAttlobster. (hello) 13:14, December 21, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Actually, this is a very accurate satire of the Some Secret Society Is In Control Of Everything! slash The Media Are Lying To Us!™ type of conspiracy. It even got the unnecessary caps and foreign-ish English style correct. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:38, 21 December 2011 Keep. In keeping with the shitty reasons given by everyone on here at the moment: I am also a cider drinker.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:32, December 23, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (7)	I found this steamer by hitting "Random article". This makes me sad. I say, if any of you votes to keep, and simultaneously does not attempt to improve it, I shall consign you to the everlasting flames of whatever Hell-like afterlife your current religion prescribes for Bastards.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 21 '11 13:06 (UTC) What The Hell Is This? --POP!GoesTheWeasel 14:05, December 21, 2011 (UTC) This is pretty terrible. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:14, December 21, 2011 (UTC) No. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:56, December 22, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 06:46, December 22, 2011 (UTC) Socky could be onto something, but it's been done in many other places, in much better ways. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:19, December 24, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I don't see much here that can be improved as this is just basically a list. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:23, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
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Vocaloid

Score: 4
Keep (2)	Stupid, but it made me smile. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:46, December 21, 2011 (UTC) --WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 03:10, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Oh boy. Random, stupid, obscure and a bit listy. (talk) 02:00, 21 December 2011 Nyan cat FTW! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:34, December 21, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 06:44, December 22, 2011 (UTC) Delete.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:28, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I have followed this article. It's getting crappier and crappier. It won't get improved. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:21, December 27, 2011 (UTC) Nah. --ChiefjusticeDS 23:11, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Adult Swim to air dreadful tasteless cartoon

Score: -2
Keep (4)	Keep.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:34, December 23, 2011 (UTC) I saved a dolphin --POP!GoesTheWeasel 05:59, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:34, 23 December 2011 I just poisoned said dolphin and replaced it with a porpoise. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 05:42, December 24, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Not sure if good enough Mattsnow 21:33, December 22, 2011 (UTC) I just killed a dolphin. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:39, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	The dolphin was saved. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:35, 27 December 2011

UnNews:A

Score: 2
Keep (3)	Keep. I get it. It's about all the silly things people claim copyright infringement over. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:39, 23 December 2011 Keep, but move to a title that makes sense-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 18:41, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Per Leiospotter. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 12:39, December 26, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	I don't get it. Mattsnow 21:20, December 22, 2011 (UTC) I just killed a dolphin. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:39, December 22, 2011 (UTC) I don't get it either. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 05:57, December 23, 2011 (UTC) What? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:23, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Scrap -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:31, December 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Could be a good idea for a satire, but so poorly done... and what's with the title?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:44, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Kept per a lack of delete votes. Also, moved per Leoispotter's suggestion. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:32, 27 December 2011

UnNews:African and Asian countries offer aid to help victims of UK Floods

Score: 0
Keep (3)	I'm voting keep... But I still just killed a dolphin. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:38, December 22, 2011 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:42, 23 December 2011 culpable -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:32, December 25, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Well written but not much jokes there at all. Mattsnow 21:17, December 22, 2011 (UTC) Delete- The only joke here is that he called Bob Geldof 'greasy' It pains me to do this. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 05:56, December 23, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept per a lack of consensus. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:35, 27 December 2011

Bill Clinton

Score: 1
Keep (5)	Not bad... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:12, December 22, 2011 (UTC) Per Frosty...--POP!GoesTheWeasel 05:52, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Per Frosty. Also a major topic.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:25, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Keep Mattsnow 18:53, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Keep. It would fuck up too many links, and can be improved by the non-rapists among us. Aleister 2:22 27-12-'11
Delete (6)	Terrible. Lewinsky and sexual references seem to be the only attempt at humor here, and even they don't work right... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 04:51, December 22, 2011 (UTC) So did Clinton have an affair with a Monica Lewinsky or something?? --$Fe^{+3}AlFe^{+2}$ 06:33, December 22, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 06:47, December 22, 2011 (UTC) Big, easy, and certainly not good -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:51, December 22, 2011 (UTC) I just killed a dolphin. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:35, December 22, 2011 (UTC) Felate. --Black Flamingo 17:53, December 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Should that thing meet its end, please move it to my userspace and leave me a little message. *sigh* maybe I should have voted delete.... Mattsnow 04:43, December 24, 2011 (UTC) While I am a suspicious cunt by any reckoning, it seems 'somewhat awkward' to have someone who is also a Conservapedian nominating a Democrat President's page.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:25, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Not assassinated. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:37, 27 December 2011

Scott Joplin and Jambies

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Rabling, unrelated content, and stupid. Jonny appleseed 22:26, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Yeah, nothing good here. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:11, December 24, 2011 (UTC) Fuck it --POP!GoesTheWeasel 05:45, December 24, 2011 (UTC) And Scott Joplin doesn't even redirect here. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:52, December 24, 2011 (UTC) nigga please. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 17:46, December 24, 2011 (UTC) delete ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:39, December 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Wendy Alexander

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Keep. This is very amusing for those familiar with the short lived Labour leadership of Wendy Alexander... This is not really bad enough in itself, though I suspect the major issue is that politics in this freezing oat munching part of the world is of less interest to some, in time this little article may come to be of interest to others.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:31, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Why does the article call her a "Transexual"[sic], though? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:04, 23 December 2011
Delete (5)	This is not a good. -- The Zombiebaron 07:42, December 22, 2011 (UTC) But it is! Crappy articles can be goods too. I wouldn't know who'd want to buy them, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:34, 22 December 2011 I just killed a dolphin. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:35, December 22, 2011 (UTC) I just killed a dolphin...fuck me. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 05:53, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Fuck the dolphins. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 11:22 23 December 2011 noped. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:17, December 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	If you could give the article a wee polish (not Polish) Sycamore, I would vote keep for this. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:40, December 23, 2011 (UTC)

Justine Bieber

Score: -2
Keep (10)	Ok...uh...I went and gave this the teensiest bit of a makeover. I hope I tilted it more in the direction of actual satire. If it still gets deleted, I would like it to be moved to my userspace, where I can work on it some more. I like the concept.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Dec 20 '11 12:53 (UTC) keep BB saved Bieber. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:12, December 20, 2011 (UTC) Keep, is no longer delete-worthy (talk) 01:22, 21 December 2011 Trust in Biz -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:35, December 21, 2011 (UTC) Doesn't deserve.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 10:19, December 21, 2011 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:53, 21 December 2011 Keep. --Mimo&maxus 13:13, December 22, 2011 (UTC) Death Blood Kill It doesn't make a lick of sense, but I dig it-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:26, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Not bad enough...--Sycamore (Talk) 18:33, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 20:10, December 23, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (8)	Biebercruft. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:48, December 19, 2011 (UTC) The only thing even remotely funny was the title... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 22:27, December 19, 2011 (UTC) poop on a rope --Roman Dog Bird 22:28, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Go away. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 23:03, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Ja (talk) 00:38, 20 December 2011 Meaningless and not funny. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 03:14, December 20, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Somewhat pointless and redundant. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:29, December 20, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 06:44, December 22, 2011 (UTC) Move to Bizzeebeever's userspace, because as far as I'm concerned, this isn't a save yet. pillow talk 08:51, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Finish it, Biz -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:23, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

Template:Too few templates

Score: -1
Keep (5)	I always did like this one -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 08:54, December 19, 2011 (UTC) For a templasexual, like myself, this is perfect. -- 22:37, December 21, 2011 (UTC) Perfect for user pages. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:40, December 22, 2011 (UTC) Keep No point deleting this. mAttlobster. (hello) 01:01, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Keep.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:22, December 23, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Pointless and it condradicts itself O_o ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Really dude? --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:23, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 06:44, December 22, 2011 (UTC) delete Mattsnow 21:37, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Neutral, but consider banning from mainspace? --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 19:31, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Ban From Mainspace. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:09, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Outside of existentialism, what does banning from mainspace actually do? mAttlobster. (hello) 01:57, December 21, 2011 (UTC) In this template's case, if we leave it on Templasexual because it's part of that article's joke, nothing. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:01, 21 December 2011 References Daz a keep -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:22, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

Bologna

Score: 2
Keep (4)	Keep. Endearingly retarded-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:39, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Unparalleled jeanyus.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 19 '11 9:27 (UTC) hahahahha -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:39, December 20, 2011 (UTC) Bologna is not only for gays. --Roman Dog Bird 07:48, December 20, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Not only is this article horribly unfunny but the formatting is some of the worst I've ever seen. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:26, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Kill it with fire this is absolutely terrible. --$Fe^{+3}AlFe^{+2}$ 21:40, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Sorry, but the article lacks humor and, well, it really sucks. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:22, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Tubesteak. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:46, December 20, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 06:44, December 22, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Bet you didn't see that one coming. : ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:08, 23 December 2011
Comments	Consensusless -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:21, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

A10

Score: 1
Keep (3)	Keep Not a bad idea. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:24, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Nah (talk) 00:45, 19 December 2011 Keep. Nice content, is'nt very funny, but at least it's more decent than the other nominees on this page. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:25, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	What the...? Like, that picture scared me, maaaan! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Dec 18 '11 9:46 (UTC) Not funny. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:51, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Ehhhhhhhhhhh -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:18, December 20, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 06:39, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Consensusless -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:21, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

Djinnbusters

Score: 4
Keep (1)	It does'nt reach my expectations for deletion. Needs a rewrite, obviously, but keep it. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:26, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	No. Just "No." ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Dec 18 '11 9:46 (UTC) Djinn and tonic. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:50, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Per Xamralco. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 04:54, December 22, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 06:39, December 22, 2011 (UTC) pop -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:19, December 24, 2011 (UTC)
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Inverted Colour Day

Score: 0
Keep (4)	Keep QUite imaginative.mAttlobster. (hello) 11:25, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:02, 18 December 2011 Keep.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:46, December 19, 2011 (UTC) I like this idea. (talk) 00:40, 20 December 2011
Delete (4)	For every crappy article you vote to keep, Jesus murders an angel. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Dec 18 '11 9:46 (UTC) This is such a funny idea but yet such an unfunny article. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:49, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Per User:Xamralco. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:31, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 06:39, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Jesus killing mere personifications of God's will? How ironic. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:02, 18 December 2011 Hey, if the movie Identity can get away with it... ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 21 '11 13:25 (UTC) Consensusless -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:21, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

Time Force Defense League

Score: 1
Keep (3)	Keep It spills idea spunk. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:29, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Keep.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:55, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Er...not a good article, but not bad enough to be deleted. Give the article a chance to be edited again. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:46, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Go away. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Dec 18 '11 9:46 (UTC) What the hell? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:43, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Delete. It hasn't been edited in a long time & is unlikely to be improved --noamshouseparty 21:27, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 06:39, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Consensusless -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:21, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

Asperger Syndrome

Score: -7
Keep (8)	Keep Legal. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:21, December 22, 2011 (UTC) Keep Syndromic. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 12:23 22 December 2011 Keep. Duh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:30, 22 December 2011 I'm voting keep... But I still just killed a dolphin. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:37, December 22, 2011 (UTC) this site sucks shut it down --Roman Dog Bird 01:12, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Feature ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:29, December 23, 2011 (UTC) Fuck Xamralco, I don't care what he said, he just saved a dolphin. Owned, bitch. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 05:55, December 23, 2011 (UTC) per roman dog bird -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:20, December 23, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Illegal JAF1999
Comments	K-K-K-K-K-K-Kept. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:28, 23 December 2011

Drumnadrochit

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	This is a bad. -- The Zombiebaron 18:37, December 21, 2011 (UTC) Really Zombiebaron, you can stop it with the interjectional a now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:42, 21 December 2011 Not funny at all. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:16, December 21, 2011 (UTC) This is bad, eh? (talk) 21:43, 21 December 2011 Why not? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:55, December 22, 2011 (UTC) A few crap jokes, some drunk jokes, but none of them redeemingly funny. A boring "hate this town" type article. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:59, December 22, 2011 (UTC) The condoms I use are better than this. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 03:20, December 22, 2011 (UTC) The Bill Clinton article I just posted here is better than this. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 04:52, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
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College Dorms

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Why there are so many crappy articles that escaped VFD, and all the good articles got deleted?--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 10:17, December 21, 2011 (UTC) Yes (talk) 10:25, 21 December 2011 Nope. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:48, December 21, 2011 (UTC) Delete. zzzzz. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:31, December 21, 2011 (UTC) The author really had to go out of their way to slip in the unfunny George Bush and Hitler references at the end. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:13, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
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Malaysian Space Program

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Wow this sucks ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) And yes (talk) 10:25, 21 December 2011 POP! it --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:47, December 21, 2011 (UTC) Let's just fucking face it: those filthy Malays can't write decent articles.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 21 '11 13:10 (UTC) WTF? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:11, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
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Baking soda

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Keep. The starting of the article was'nt bad, but the list ruined it. Don't think it should be deleted, though. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 03:20, December 20, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	shitty list cruft ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) If you remove that list, there really is nothing there. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:50, December 20, 2011 (UTC) Yes (talk) 00:55, 20 December 2011 You know what? I'm not going to waste my time trying to fix this. Just fucking kill it.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 21 '11 13:22 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 06:44, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
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Turtle-Tortoise Alliance

Score: -3
Keep (5)	Keep. I like this...--Sycamore (Talk) 10:36, December 16, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Turtle-Tortoise Alliance! Good concept and a not bad page, and could be improved. Aleister 15:49 16-12'11 Keep This is quite good. Just because a page doesn't have images, does not mean it should be nominated for deletion. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:23, December 18, 2011 (UTC) yeah, that's not why I nominated it. I nominated it because (a)it's not funny and (b)it's on my hit-list. Ask me why it's on my hit-list.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Dec 18 '11 11:41 (UTC) Let me guess. It's on your hit-list because you think it's not funny? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:32, 18 December 2011 You're good, Sock.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 19 '11 9:23 (UTC) Keep.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 05:02, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Is it really that bad? --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:52, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)	From the FAKE WAR IS FUNNY series ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Dec 16 '11 8:10 (UTC) If not a delete, then definitely a rewrite. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:08, December 16, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept because the majority of users voted to keep this. Bet you didn't see that one coming. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:54, 21 December 2011

Church of Ross

Score: 1
Keep (3)	Keep. This one should stay. Don't see it as a delete candidate. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:48, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Keep. I am still contractually required to vote the way Romartus votes. Aleister 16:51 16-12-'11 Keep And me. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:46, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	From the THIS FAKE RELIGION IS AWESOME series. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 15 '11 9:42 (UTC) That last picture is kinda funny but this article sucks. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:06, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Per the resident Beever. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 05:10, December 16, 2011 (UTC) Per Xamralco. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:54, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept per a deficit in delete votes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:50, 21 December 2011

Cyber Sodomy

Score: -1
Keep (3)	Keep. We need an article on Olipro's favorite activity. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:21, 15 December 2011 Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:57, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Keep. It's actually pretty decent. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:57, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Keep It's Christmas. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:08, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Christ, Uncyclopedia suxx0r5 ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 15 '11 9:42 (UTC) Socky's comment is funny, this article is not. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:04, December 15, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. And the award goes to mAttlobster. for best keep vote. XamRalco wins best delete vote. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:47, 21 December 2011

Lubricant

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	This is bad ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Frosty's right, and with all the lubricant that I use, I should know. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:51, December 20, 2011 (UTC) Not really funny. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 03:22, December 20, 2011 (UTC) No. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:51, December 20, 2011 (UTC)
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MilliHelen

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	This kinda sucks... Badly. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Yep (talk) 00:36, 20 December 2011 This is bad. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:36, December 20, 2011 (UTC) POP! it --POP!GoesTheWeasel 03:18, December 20, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I liked the concept though the idea is a bit half baked. If it goes, It can be moved to my pages. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:23, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

UnScripts:Son, Go Clean Your Room!

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Proof that excessive swearing does not lead to humor. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:37, December 19, 2011 (UTC) nah -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:13, December 19, 2011 (UTC) yah (talk) 00:36, 20 December 2011 Yup, the excessive swearing makes the article worse than it is, and the writer desperately tries to make the article funny by adding racism and caps. Nothing worked, and in the end, the article is like a cheese that has rotted in 3.5 seconds. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 03:17, December 20, 2011 Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:26, December 20, 2011 (UTC) "One upon a time, there was a young boy name Fred; A spoiled rotten cunt born from a Skinhead, Nazi family, in which they spit at Niggers, gays, Beaners; and of course, animals." I hate it already. Didn't the Nazis support animal rights? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:49, December 20, 2011 (UTC)
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Craig Jones

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Don't delete it, it has a good concept. Needs a rewrite though. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:56, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Huh? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 15 '11 9:42 (UTC) It's bad. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:05, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Chicken Poultry Federation of North Carolina joke. May be the only one out there but no longer required in this particular chicken run. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:19, December 16, 2011 (UTC) Uh..yeah. (talk) 00:36, 19 December 2011 Cock on a choke -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:40, December 20, 2011 (UTC)
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United States Modified Chaingun Brotherhood

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	I took the text of this article and randomized it. I think the result is funnier. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Dec 18 '11 9:46 (UTC) Delete No. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:26, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Its almost if someone took a bunch of words and just threw up all over an article to create one massive, pukey paragraph. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:48, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. What are Tibetian monks? Some sort of religious spiders? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:08, 18 December 2011 Spare a thought for the poor IP, whose rant on the talk-page should have been heeded much earlier. --Scofield & The Machine 17:59, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Fuck it No images, no paragraphs, no humor, not even a reference to Adolf Hitler is seen in this article. Why is it still on Uncyclopedia? --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:33, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
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Andy Brook

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	Say who? Say what? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Dec 18 '11 9:46 (UTC) Delete It doesn't seem to be trying to be funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:27, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Blah. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:46, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Get ye gone (talk) 00:42, 19 December 2011 Delete.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:51, December 19, 2011 (UTC) No shit --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:35, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Scaldy --noamshouseparty 21:31, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
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The Gruesome War of Eleventy Twelve

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	Cows. Grues. Hitler. Ripped-off Dilbert comics. It's the whole package. As a commenter said on its talk page, "It reads like a bad book report." ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Dec 18 '11 9:46 (UTC) This is so incredibly bad, I wonder if the author was attempting to write something awful. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:45, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Grim. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:17, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 00:40, 19 December 2011 Delete.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:54, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Dumb. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:42, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Crap --noamshouseparty 21:28, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
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Parmesan Layer

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Randumbo. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Dec 16 '11 8:10 (UTC) Delete. Randumbo Cheese. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:24, December 16, 2011 (UTC) Even the title is bizarre and random. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:10, December 16, 2011 (UTC) Decent concept but doesn't follow through at all. (talk) 00:39, 19 December 2011 Nice content, and yes, good concept, good vocabulary but IT'S NOT FUNNY! --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:48, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --noamshouseparty 21:23, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
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Primacy of Sunnydale

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Huh? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Dec 16 '11 8:10 (UTC) Delete. It should be relegated. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:22, December 16, 2011 (UTC) Say what? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:08, December 16, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. (talk) 00:38, 19 December 2011 Horrible. Fuck no. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:50, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --noamshouseparty 21:22, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
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Darijo Srna

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Why does this article exist? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 15 '11 9:42 (UTC) Ugh. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:02, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Article last worked on in 2007. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:11, December 16, 2011 (UTC) POP! it. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:59, December 19, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --noamshouseparty 21:07, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
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Gunsmoke

Score: 5
Keep (2)	Keep. Eh, looks alright enough.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:58, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Bit before even my time but not quite crappy enough to go in my view. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:15, December 16, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (7)	Naw. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 15 '11 9:42 (UTC) Delete Where was the humour? --Nikau 17:25, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Boring. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:00, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:30, December 18, 2011 (UTC) hhahahahahahahahaha -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:25, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Nothing worth salvaging here. (talk) 00:35, 19 December 2011 Hahahahahahahahahaha ... not. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 12:03, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
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Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy

Score: 4
Keep (3)	It isn't a feature but I don't think it's that screamingly bad enough to get the elbow. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:25, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Keep. per contract. Aleister 15:53 16-12-'11 Could use a makeover, not deletion. (talk) 00:31, 19 December 2011
Delete (7)	To prove that I'm not just biased against non-American animation. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 14 '11 9:58 (UTC) Augie doggie and doggie doodoo. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:17, December 14, 2011 (UTC) Not one part of this is funny. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:56, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Feed it to the Yalies -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 09:16, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Gelete. --Black Flamingo 12:03, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- The Zombiebaron 20:03, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Poop. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 12:04, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
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Najis Razak

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete.Pure shit. --Mimo&maxus 11:53, December 17, 2011 (UTC) Holy shit, look at that format! -- 21:40, December 17, 2011 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! This is the worst article I've seen in a long time. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:25, December 18, 2011 (UTC) I have no idea what the fuck is going on here. I think this article enters a new category of badness. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:44, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Is this what Encyclopedia Dramatica looks like?  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Dec 18 '11 3:20 (UTC)
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Durness

Score: -4
Keep (6)	Very Keep. This is awesome.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:56, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Keep without the 7 trillion cubic degrees of list --Nikau 17:29, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:16, 15 December 2011 Keep Oh come on! mAttlobster. (hello) 23:03, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Keep And nobody bribed me to vote keep! --POP!GoesTheWeasel 12:28, December 17, 2011 (UTC) Yeah it aint bad -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 09:16, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Delete. The only positive thing here are the fact that there are no red links --Mimo&maxus 19:39, December 14, 2011 (UTC) It's not really very funny. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:59, December 15, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- The Zombiebaron 15:42, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

Union of Eurabian Socialist Republics

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	A very special Weri long wang episode.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 14 '11 10:04 (UTC) Delete. Seems to be more about George Galloway than anything else. Incomplete and obviously abandoned. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:19, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Eh. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:58, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Eh?! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 09:16, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Lists

Score: 5
Keep (1)	Intentionally bad. Rewrite it maybe.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 01:23, December 17, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	There is the potential to make fun of lists with an article, but this isn't it. --$Fe^{+3}AlFe^{+2}$ 04:31, December 14, 2011 (UTC) This is not funny. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:53, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Although its meant to suck, it still sucks... Unsurprisingly... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:33, December 17, 2011 (UTC) Cap'n wiener! -- 21:38, December 17, 2011 (UTC) Drop it into a poop vat -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 09:16, December 18, 2011 (UTC) Belete. --Black Flamingo 11:57, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	If this gets deleted, please USERFY K THANKS. I have an idea.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 14 '11 10:14 (UTC) Comment. I partially horizontalized the list to make it more easily readable. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:40, 14 December 2011

Steven Spielberg

Score: 5
Keep (1)	THAT IP THAT REFUSES TO JOIN IS IMPROVING THIS ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:36, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	This is a bad. -- The Zombiebaron 22:39, December 16, 2011 (UTC) Mario called. He wants his interjectional a back. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:43, 16 December 2011 We need an article on Spielberg, but this isn't it. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:42, December 16, 2011 (UTC) Random and unfunny--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 23:02, December 16, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--Pudong 23:06, December 16, 2011 (UTC) Yeah. --Black Flamingo 23:38, December 16, 2011 (UTC) A friend of mine is Steven Spielberg's 5th cousin, twice removed. -- 21:36, December 17, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept with a {{construction}} tag -- The Zombiebaron 05:23, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

Materia

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Something to do with Final Fantasy _INSERT_ROMAN_NUMERAL_ ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Dec 16 '11 8:10 (UTC) FINAL FANTASY! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:10, December 16, 2011 (UTC) Kill it with firaga. --Black Flamingo 23:45, December 16, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:28, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:Nein

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Ich bin ein Berliner.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Dec 16 '11 7:36 (UTC) Nein. -- 21:00, December 16, 2011 (UTC) Just say "Nein" to the existence of this template. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:07, December 16, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Belenenses

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Unnecessary sports cruft is unnecessary.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 14 '11 9:55 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:27, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Just another unfunny stub. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:55, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:31, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Filosofoso

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Random random random ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Dec 16 '11 8:10 (UTC) MadMax and MadMax walk into a bar. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:11, December 16, 2011 (UTC) Hmm? --Black Flamingo 23:42, December 16, 2011 (UTC) ????????????????????? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:21, December 17, 2011 (UTC) Aliens had gay orgies with Frosty, then they worshipped me as god.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 08:44, December 17, 2011 (UTC)
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Eagles of Death Metal

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Dang, I actually like this band. Too bad their article sucks. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 15 '11 9:42 (UTC) More like The Pigeons of Shit Metal!! Ha ha! HA HA HA!!!! Man, I'm funny. No, no I'm not. I've never even heard any of their tunes before. --Axl Rose 20:13, December 15, 2011 (UTC) No pictures, no humor. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:01, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Terrible band name by the way. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:03, December 16, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Who? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:14, December 16, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Uncyclopedia:Poopsmith's Lounge

Score: -5
Keep (6)	An artifact, but really pointless to delete. We should keep it around in case, for some reason, people ever decide to start caring about this site again. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:58, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Per TKF.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:59, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Keep. For no other reason than the occurrence of "poop" in the title. :P —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:02, 15 December 2011 This is pretty useless but it shouldn't necessarily be deleted. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:10, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Proclaims my importance ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:50, December 16, 2011 (UTC) This is the only thing that keep s me from silting my wrists every day. -- 20:58, December 16, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Useless.Nobody cares anymore.--fcukmanLOOS3R! 13:42, December 15, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Also when this was used, VFD arguably worked better to delete ICU escapees as opposed to more mixed (but often amusing) content. It may be worth considering a more protection based policy on content with this page. This would be opposed to leaving VFD noms to the discretion of relatively new contributers who might be better placed improving content or making attempts at writing their own articles.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:59, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Kept -- The Zombiebaron 22:27, December 16, 2011 (UTC)

Bervaronia

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	What the fuck is this fucking shit? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 15 '11 9:42 (UTC) What the shit is this shitting fuck? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:44, 15 December 2011 Shit the what is this thising this? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:08, December 15, 2011 (UTC) The shit this is shit what fucking? pillow talk 21:30, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Shit fucking, this is. Fuck the what? --Nikau 04:59, December 16, 2011 (UTC) What the -disregard- is this -disregarding- -feces-. Whoops. I ruined another joke. :/ --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 05:09, December 16, 2011 (UTC) Perfect exmaple of how not to write an article. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:01, December 16, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:Bc Template:EPIC FAIL

Score: 1
Keep (7)	Eh, I don't see anything wrong with this. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:39, 12 December 2011 Keep. Pointless deletionism - which is arguably worse than actual template spam on the site. This is a waste of VFD time.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:48, December 12, 2011 (UTC) VFD ain't full. If you have a better use for its time, then show it. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:15, December 13, 2011 (UTC) I think he was more complaining about the pointless deletionism. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:49, 13 December 2011 Keep {{Bc}}. Socky made it useful, and I hooked up the documentation. Wheeee!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Dec 13 '11 13:44 (UTC) Keep. Now that it's a more general utility template, it out to be kept. Could be useful. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:24, December 13, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Looks very useful to me. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:08, December 13, 2011 (UTC) Now I don't have to write all that damn code. -- 05:23, December 14, 2011 (UTC) It's better now.--fcukmanLOOS3R! 14:33, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (8)	Its just wurds. BFM ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Used on 11 pages. Also, sorta pointless and unfunny.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 12 '11 10:00 (UTC) Subst where it's used appropriately (which is, I think, on a single article) and delete. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 11:29, December 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 14:44, December 12, 2011 (UTC) What is the point of this? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:34, December 12, 2011 (UTC) Per TKF. pillow talk 23:33, December 12, 2011 (UTC) EPIC FAIL! I am humorous... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 23:44, December 12, 2011 (UTC) if i ever find the guy who popularized this awful and humorless little phrase/meme/i don't even know what i'm gonna give him such a PINCH!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 05:54, December 13, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Tired. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:14, December 13, 2011 (UTC) It's not a template.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!!
Comments	You know, it's not because it's not used on a lot of articles that some of the articles that use it don't use it a lot of times. I'd think a template's usefulness hinges more on how often its transcluded rather than the amount of articles it's transcluded on. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:41, 12 December 2011 If it's transcluded repeatedly to one page, why not move it to EPIC FAIL!\EPIC FAIL so at least it's just a subpage instead of a global template? pillow talk 23:35, December 12, 2011 (UTC) Eh, sure. But why bother? You're just moving something to a different title and making the code you need to type to transclude it longer. Are there any users that are so offended by this being in templatespace that such action would be necessary? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:49, 13 December 2011 Alright, apparently there are. >.< —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:00, 13 December 2011 Socky: I agree that it's mostly inoffensive (except for the memetude of the phrase itself, which is lame). But you could do the same thing with this code: <div style="font-size: 80px; text-align: center; line-height:80px">'''EPIC FAIL!'''</div> so...kinda lazy to have a template to do that once or twice. I might change my vote if you could convince me otherwise.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Dec 13 '11 9:19 (UTC) It's not so much once or twice but rather a dozen times or so, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:02, 13 December 2011 'I agree with Nick' here - importantly what is the point of deleting these things especially when there is little issue now with template spam?--Sycamore (Talk) 21:48, December 12, 2011 (UTC) IMPORTANT NOTICE: I just 'rewrote' this template so now it can generate any big centered text you like. The default value is still "EPIC FAIL!", however. I reset the time of this nomination so you guys have some more time to tell me if it's acceptable now and what you want me to do with Template:EPIC FAIL which is just a redirect to {{bc}} now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:25, 13 December 2011 You turned into a utility template. I can go for that...if we delete {{EPIC_FAIL}}, and substitute your template for it.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Dec 13 '11 13:36 (UTC) Yep, good job Socky. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 08:03, December 16, 2011 (UTC)

Oompa Loompa Syndrome

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	From the THIS FAKE DISEASE IS FUNNY series.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 14 '11 10:01 (UTC) Wiener piss. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:54, December 14, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Lacks pancakes...oh, I meant panache. Nope. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:22, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Oompa Loompa doompady doo. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:57, December 15, 2011 (UTC) I want to put stuff on VFD, so delete. It also sucks. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:58, December 16, 2011 (UTC)
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Makotanism

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	from the THIS FAKE RELIGION IS AWESOME series  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 14 '11 9:51 (UTC) Can't we just embrace neo-paganism, dump Judeo Christianity, and stay that way for the rest of eternity? We don't need all these stupid basement cult religions. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:19, December 14, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Something made up by the author so looks like vanity to me. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:29, December 15, 2011 (UTC) This page is useless and was annoying just like it said it would be. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:54, December 15, 2011 (UTC)
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Mono

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	?????????????????? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 14 '11 10:09 (UTC) Delete. Stubby and listy=Down the shoot. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:33, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Just why? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:54, December 15, 2011 (UTC)
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Real America

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	As dumb as an actual Conservapedia article. Go away.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Dec 13 '11 12:13 (UTC) However, unlike a Conservapedia article, it isn't funny. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:05, December 13, 2011 (UTC) DIE YOU SUCK AT SATIRE EDITOR --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:21, December 14, 2011 (UTC) Gay. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:00, December 16, 2011 (UTC)
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The Federated Provinces of Amerigo

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Short & shitty.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Dec 13 '11 11:42 (UTC) Why is this an article? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:02, December 13, 2011 (UTC) The Federated needs to be eviscerated. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:55, December 14, 2011 (UTC) I think its very bad. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:02, December 16, 2011 (UTC)
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Fourth Reich

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Yawn. Fellatio, fellatio, lists, lack of humor.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Dec 13 '11 11:38 (UTC) Too many hitlers.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 11:45, December 13, 2011 (UTC) An article about Hitler? I've never seen that before. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:01, December 13, 2011 (UTC) tl;dr ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:02, December 16, 2011 (UTC)
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Cherry Hill, New Jersey

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	From the THIS CITY SUCKS AND HERE'S WHY series. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 14 '11 10:06 (UTC) Should be QVFD WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 14:18, December 14, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:13, December 15, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Standard issue I HAET THIZZ PLAICE abuse article. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:17, December 15, 2011 (UTC)
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