Uncyclopedia:VFH/old

Sign below an article you find excellent. Unsigned votes will be thrown out, and IP votes carry less weight than votes cast by a registered user, because anonymous IPs are grovelling insects in our eyes. Most entries with three or more votes will be featured. Feel free to add an article. The articles are alphabetized for easy reference. Remember this when adding a new one. You may nominate and vote for your own articles if you so choose.

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The first 58 featured articles can be found on the archive page. You might also be interested in a list of featured articles sorted by number of votes.

.hack

uhh ... I made this one up myself ... I don't even know if anybody else has edited it, but I think it's pretty funny Nerd42 16:14, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Too pointlessly random, and not tongue in cheek enough. You can do better  :) Rei 03:24, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

∩

--LOLMOLE 05:14, 18 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Tun Tape over- yah its funny, could do with rendering of ∩ in some famous painting, or replacing oprah/stalins head... --Zombiebaron 21:24, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Acetic Acid

Self-nom lawls. Toothpaste 21:46, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

-For (I helping, I helping) --Splaka 22:01, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

-- David Gerard 21:32, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

-Against Rei 03:26, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Air

Joachim22 13:58, 9/18/05 (UTC)

--David Gerard 14:22, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--MonkeyGem 08:55, 24 Sep 2005 (UTC)

A clever parody on the aether theory. Support. - Guest 14:51, 24 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Supported - Amusing. --Trevie 01:23, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)

-For - Great job! Rei 03:27, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

All in the Family

Splutterific intro in particular. Just needs a picture. - David Gerard 21:48, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)

• I'll give this one a vote. I don't know if the picture I added is what you had in mind David, but I hope you like it. --Naughtyned 14:27, 01 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Alternative Medicine

I'm just trying to imagine what Uncyclopedia would be like with John Gohde on - David Gerard 12:04, 12 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Against. Not bad, but not front-page material. Rei 03:33, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

For. I like this. Needs some funky pictures, though (but preferably not of extreme colonic irrigation). -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 01:10, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Amsterdam

Layp 17:01, 14 Sept 2005 (WEST)

--Mr Gridenko 00:10, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)

• Not sure ... not bad so far, but not really long enough IMO - David Gerard 14:26, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

• Not long enough, and not front-page material thusfar. Not bad, mind you, just not great. Rei 03:35, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Asimov, Isaac

Nomad 14:53, 30 Jun 2005 (UTC)

--DWIII 16:11, 21 May 2005 (EDT)

--Marcos Malo 06:52, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

--Sunny 21:37, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC) Up to now I never new, what i don't know about Asimov

• Against. Several funny lines, but overall comes across as way too random. Rei 03:38, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Barrel Clowns

--65.27.9.195 12:16, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC) I think that this is very original. I'll never look at traffic barrels the same way again.

--Tyrante 11:48, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--Original and funny and coherent. Good one. - David Gerard 14:28, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--Am I vain enough to vote on my own article? I am! OddLockset

--Just Tenn. You were expecting Sophia? 22:25, 13 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Definitely original and funny. Good one. --Silius 05:52, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

British film industry

--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 02:27, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Anything with the word "norks" in is worth a vote --Tinned Stoat 10:18, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Gets my vote --pmcelroy 14:32 4th Oct 2005 (GMT)

And mine --193.144.191.128 09:16, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)

j0 - David Gerard 13:30, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Anything British is funny to me --Detective Arno Dick 04:49, 13 Oct 2005 (UTC)

The picture is the icing on the cake. It must be done! --193.146.74.97 16:54, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Bruce Campbell

--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 12:36, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--Wow, Ill be working to improve it, to make sure its up to standard. Support. Jack Cain 16:05, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

• Okay! I got some help with copyediting, and I fixed up the first section. Please review and consider Bruce Campbell for featured. Also, please consider the side-article, Bruce Almighty ^_^ Jack Cain 23:51, 14 Oct 2005 (UTC)

--I vote for this article. It is factless, silly, does not make any sense at all, and appears to be written in an altered state of mind. Despite all that, the voices in my head tell me to vote for it anyway. --Orion Blastar 01:34, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC)

--Maybe it's the SD Ghidora, but I like this.. si I'm voying.--

The Christio-Religio Ladderal Hiearchy

The first thing you'll notice about The Christio-Religio Ladderal Hiearchy is the impressive amount of stuff made up in the article. I've described it as "my own expansive, shitty mythology." The Christio-Religio Ladderal Hiearchy is also what an uncyclopedia article should be, with numerous references to made up junk in other people's articles. Like Jango Fett being a wizard from Harry Potter Land, or Terri Schiavo, the former Yellow Ranger of Ultra Jesus.

--NeoEva88 20:22, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--Posarius 21:32, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--P3on 02:43, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 16:56, 30 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Courtney Love

Particularly with that first pic - David Gerard 22:05, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Custard blankets

I'm not being vain, but... oh ok, I am. I'm great. Also 66.66.207.246 did a bit, but let's face it, I'm the best. Everybody praise me. Yes yes yes. --Carlos the Mean

DDR

I was rolling on the floor laughing at this one. --Mosquitopsu 20:48, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Dillon

This is the best article we've ever seen. Let's feature it. --General_Specific 23:45, 30 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Against. The article is short and unfunny. --Cassiejn 06:43, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Against. Garbage that will be deleted soon anyway. --Mosquitopsu 20:51, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against. I'm just an anon IP but Dillon is first grade CRAP. --192.249.47.9 20:55, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Emoticonics

I vote for this because I made it. It is about the glorious and splendid study of emoticons.

I done added a few emoticonical forumlae. --Detective Arno Dick 03:57, 13 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Good one. Great pic! - David Gerard 12:06, 13 Oct 2005 (UTC)

--—rc (t) 03:04, 14 Oct 2005 (UTC) Rather good. I'd love to see some of the other emoticonic formulas explained.

++Mandaliet 19:35, 27 Oct 2005 (UTC); I approve with mild enthusiasm, although the backwards.jpg image is way too long. :|

Euroipods

++++ Very good, would buy from again. --—rc (t) 00:42, 22 Oct 2005 (UTC)

1/7th of a vote. What the heck --Splaka 06:29, 24 Oct 2005 (UTC) Against. It's like a fraction of a stub. A stub of a stub of a stub. --Nintendorulez 20:46, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

1/118th of a vote. --Savethemooses 20:53, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

3/5 of a vote! --Paulgb's slave 20:56, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Final Fantasy VII

The favourite of all my articles. Buggernaut 13:26, 28 Oct 2005 (UTC)

The first sentence is hilarious. The rest is kind of blah and not that well written - it just rambles on with random insanity, and is almost "ungetthroughable". Also, it seriously needs a picture. So, I vote no. Rei 04:13, 30 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Founding Fathers

-- David Gerard 15:15, 15 Oct 2005 (UTC)

If those pictures aren't already featured images, they should be. --Just Tenn. You were expecting Sophia? 15:25, 15 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Hilarious. For. Rei 04:22, 30 Oct 2005 (UTC)

In a desperate attempt to get my first featured article in like eight months... --—rc (t) 06:56, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Very funny and clever. Deserves a nomination, especially with those pictures. --Silius 05:43, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Excellent. The top image would look great along with the article on the main page too.

Fox News

I think it's funny Aaarrrggh 16:06, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Against Not that funny. --Mosquitopsu 20:55, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

France and French

I just laughed my ass off --LordInquisitor 21:56, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I agree, this is feature worthy. Rangeley 07:12, 30 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Hilarious. This should be on the front page. --Silius 05:05, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

General Mills

General Specific 14:52, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Good potential, but too much insanity. It gets tedious reading internally contradictory articles. How many times do people have to do the "In 1800, A happened. Then, in 2100, B happened. Next, in 1600, C happened" style of article and think it's hilarious? Come up with a consistant parody; it's easier on the reader. Rei 21:28, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

George Bailey

-toots own horn- --Silius 19:25, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Well written. A+! Rei 21:32, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

German grammar

I laughed out loud at this article at work and lost my job. Damn you, Uncyclopedia! - David Gerard 16:03, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

It's a pleasure to be nominated. Also, I'm voting for my own article. I'm such a rebel. - Mandaliet 10:22, 27 Oct 2005 (UTC)

As an ESL teacher in Germany, I, too, vote for this article, because it makes more sense than it has any right to. Mirandate

Rather rough and crude, but funny enough to get a vote. Rei 21:35, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Gibberish

--Jacen Aratan 18:04, 7 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Sweet--slack 15:48, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)

--RadicalX 16:02, 2 Aug 2005 (UTC)

--David Gerard 14:30, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Completely coherent, with a logical plot, not based on crudeness, and yet with enough insanity and tweaking of history (plus diabolical puns) to lead the reader to question your medication levels. Well done! Rei 21:40, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Awesome. --neoEva88 22:44, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Godboost

-- David Gerard 15:17, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC) Godboost ra ra ra! Godboost is save us!! Godboost give to the day!

See what comes of a proactive defense against spammers? I consider this some of my best work evah. --Monthenor 16:46, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--Godboost is extra man! --Nytrospawn 03:12, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

The English opening is hilarious. So is the rest of it. --Sir AlexMW KUN PS FIYC 21:48, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Get rid of the ridiculous dates and wikify it some more (for that many words, there's a severe paucity of links). Apart from that, hilarious! A great parody of your average cheesy anime. Rei 21:43, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Godzilla vs. Megaman VII

--AlexMW 22:54, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--David Gerard 19:14, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Too random. Against. Rei 21:44, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Great Time Travel War of 1871

--Elvis 21:56, 30 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Not quite cooked yet, but on its way IMO - David Gerard 18:11, 3 May 2005 (EDT)

--Nytrospawn 01:40, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC) Agreed with David Gerard, still a bit raw, but certainly worthy. - Guest 09:45, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Expand then highlight. Needs major expansion and structuring before it should be considered for highlighting, but the tenses gimmick is pretty damn funny. --Poofers 05:42, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Pretty darn funny. Rei 21:46, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Halloween Costumes

I nominate - isra1337

Happy Dance

--RobinHood 20:03, 04 Oct 2005 (CET)

I just don't get what's supposed to be funny in there. Sorry  :( Against. Rei 21:51, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Happy-land

--DrPoodle 13:27, 19 Sep 2005 (UTC)
--Petite chien 1951, 03 October 05 (UTC) This is really funny! Hilarious!
--Aaarrrggh 19:00, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC) Happy Happy Joy Joy!

--LaughingManic 18:55, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC) Ditto.

--FlyingFool 16:21, 28 Oct 2005 (UTC) Yes

--You had me from the picture, next to the Steve Ballmer quote. The rest of the article was pretty much filler, but a solid Yes.  :) Rei 21:54, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Hello Kitty Vibrator

--Chronarion 00:16, 23 Mar 2005 (EST)
--Nytrospawn 14:41, 24 Mar 2005 (EST)
--David Gerard 10:37, 11 Apr 2005 (EDT) (actual laughing out loud)

The Hellow Kitty Vibrator is a | real thing. The article doesn't really add much. -- Abbot Vesuvius 18:16 27 Apr 2005 (EDT)

It's the image caption. I spit out my drink. That, and "cannot object to what you're doing with her"--Chronarion 18:53, 19 May 2005 (EDT)

It was the conversation between the parents that had me spluttering, and the picture caption - David Gerard 18:19, 3 May 2005 (EDT)

I think that this article is too short to get frontpaged... LSK June 7, 2005

yes yes yes!!! CheeseLover 03:06, 2 Aug 2005 (UTC)
no no no!!! --Jeremy-Black 02:55, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC) The main reason I vote against is that the Hello Kitty Vibrator has been circulating for years all over the internet. I first heard about this thing by seeing it on a blog 5 years ago. It's been done to death...

Yes! Especially the reference to tentacle monsters made my day. SpectrumDT 16:00, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Yes! Especially because there are links to the actual stuff. The link to reality makes it all more funny.

Please keep smut-related things off the front page. Against.. Rei 21:50, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Herbie

Maybe I watched these movies too many times as a kid, but I quite liked this article--Abc 02:23, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Wow, my first nomination! If I'm allowed to vote for it, I do. --Mooky 11:45, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Well written. Could do to be a bit funnier, but I'll vote for it anyways.  :) Rei 21:55, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Holiday

(blows own trumpet) --Freebasser 13:19, 28 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Holocaust

I ran into this a couple weeks ago, and just re-ran into it. It's a gem, and deserves to be featured.  :) Rei 22:30, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

-- David Gerard 12:57, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC) I like it. Needs some $mathematics$

I love it! -- isra1337

Do it! -- Daaaaang

Horizontal Line

• --Cribbage 14:14, 30 Sep 2005 (UTC)

IPod yocto

-- David Gerard 23:29, 24 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Agreed --Savethemooses 00:07, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Jack Thompson

• --Bas 14:19, 14 Sep 2005
• --neokillr 00:19, 28 Sep 2005 (UTC)
• --EhSteve 00:41, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC)
• --DeafByBeheading--68.121.209.160 05:58, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)
• --Gazler 13:57, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Janet Reno

Quite hilarious. Anything that a) mocks Janet Reno's manliness and b) integrates Mr. T's maternal care, is worth of acknowledgement.--Alliejean17 13:40, 23 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I like Mrs. Reno, I really do. And I appreciate the fact that she can laugh at herself (she actually held a literal "Janet Reno's Dance Party" when running for Senate, ripping off Will Farrel's parody sketch of her). But this article is pretty darn funny. For.. Rei 07:39, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Karl Rove

Elegant, beautiful commentary. Classy.. TO THE EXTREEEEEEEME! (Yee haw!)--Flammable 16:43, 29 Jul 2005 (UTC)

--128.100.8.85 20:15, 2 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Could use some updating, re: Rove's affair with white house intern Robert Novak. --Marcos Malo 06:45, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

-- David Gerard 06:16, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One

I desperately want to see this film. Snowspinner 00:08, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I second this nomination for my own article. (It was getting to eight hours without nomination. I have a reputation to maintain!) The picture really really is t3h suxx0r. I beg anyone to do a better one. I was particularly frustrated that the only good corset pics I could find of Keira were in black - David Gerard 00:16, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Cheers to RadicalX for a much-improved picture. Though I still wanna do things to it ... (so to speak) - David Gerard

Support as a member in good standing (and fantastic boots) of the David Gerard fan club. Mindspillage 19:12, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)

--Chronarion 07:00, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC)

--Splaka 06:48, 24 Oct 2005 (UTC) (DG owes me)

HLAGH HLAGH HLAGH HLAGH HLAGH - David Gerard 15:48, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Kitten-related human fatalities

Yeehaw. --Savethemooses 21:29, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Kittens are always good. - David Gerard 20:50, 27 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Meow. - Mandaliet 15:39, 28 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Reasonably funny. Rei 17:52, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Liver'n'Onions

This is the most fantastically-written article in the history of fantastic writing. Two hundred thumbs up. --Carlos the Mean 18:47, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Thank you. I gladly accept. --Cheeseboi

Random and rambling. Against.. I've seen plenty of worse, though. Rei 17:55, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Melbourne

IT'S ALL TRUE! - David Gerard 12:05, 13 Oct 2005 (UTC)

-- Jonon 01:25, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)

-- Melbourne is Awesome, and it's all true, Eltham is the best suburb !!!! -- Black Mongoose -- 11:32 21st October 2005 (EST)

I've never been to Melbourne, but there's enough funny stuff in there to justify the halting style. For. Rei 17:59, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Michael

--Angry Jesus 23:51, 29 Semptember 2005 (EDT)

Much Ado About Yokels

--Hyad 01:07, 12 Jul 2005 (UTC)

--David Gerard 11:12, 14 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Three eeps up. --Marcos Malo 07:43, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

--Nytrospawn 20:18, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Yay for nepotism! --Lee 04:40, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)

--tightly plottedNeca 07:13, 30 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Well done!  :) Rei 20:36, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Neutron star

--DWIII 18:45, 30 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Very funny  ;) Rei 20:38, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Niggers

The satire here is exceedingly sharp. But I think the point is made sufficiently in the intro paras - David Gerard 11:44, 12 Oct 2005 (UTC)

If you don't vote for this, you're racist. --EvilZak 01:54, 16 Oct 2005 (UTC)

And indulge in bigotry - David Gerard 13:10, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I am not racist--DeafByBeheading--68.121.209.160 06:26, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

--kafkaesque 21:43, 23 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Great parody! A+! Rei 20:49, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

No More Room In Hell Act

I just had to nominate this one. Good stuff, could maybe use a good zombie picture. --SOdhner 16:19, 12 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I am tickled a slight rosy hue. And I'm working on a general-article picture, maybe somebody else could mock up a Zombie Cultural Center? --Monthenor 16:41, 12 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Mindspillage 14:26, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

-- David Gerard 14:33, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Quite worthy indeed  ;) Rei 20:52, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

No Orleans

I'm surprised this one hasn't been nominated until now. - Guest 06:29, 3 Oct 2005 (UTC)

-- David Gerard 00:35, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Oh man, oh man, oh man. - Gwax 01:46, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Mandaliet 03:35, 24 Oct 2005 (UTC)!!!

--Carlb 02:59, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Not that funny. Against.. Rei 20:53, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

North Korea

I like it --Kennyisinvisible 03:36, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Operation x

thanks all IsraeliBandit 19:32, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

My article is beautiful in its randomness Betts 19:37, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

This artical pwnz! AFRICA NEEDS YOUR HELP!!! i hate the Muzzwogz! tr00f! g00t 22:51, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Optimus Prime

The new and revised conglomeration of all articles Optimus is conglomerific. - Gwax 01:46, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Philip Glass

--Mindspillage 10:51, 9 May 2005 (EDT)

--David Gerard 17:06, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC) David Gerard David Gerard David Gerard David Gerard 17:06, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC) 17:06, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC) 17:06, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC) 17:06, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)

--The Hedgehog 01:04, 27 Jun 2005 (UTC)

--Chronarion 04:55, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--EEBaum 08:06, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

PHP

Guest 09:55, 22 Oct 2005 (UTC)

-- David Gerard 16:20, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Plot Hole

Seemed like a good anough one.~anoumuseo12:11, 25, Oct 2005 (CST)

• Oppose - not long enough (and not good enough IMO) - David Gerard 20:49, 27 Oct 2005 (UTC)

• Oppose. I've spent 10 minutes trying to come up with a polite way of saying "This article's a load of bollocks" and I can't. So that'll have to do. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 01:14, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Pointed Stick

I found the use of humor to be very clever and deserving of this honor. ~ El Shamro 21:10, 25, Oct 2005 (CST)

For. It sure made me laugh. --neoEva88 22:40, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Poland

--—rc (t) 17:37, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC) With all the Polish activity lately I decided to finally read the Poland article. The Education section in particular is great.

I reluctantly accept this glamourous, highly paid position. -- ERTW MUN 04:49, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)

great really great

We want more wudzia!! :)) This article should be on the frontpage PERMANENTLY :)

Just a note here: if you want your vote to be taken seriously and counted you need to sign your votes by typing ~~~~ after your post and you should be logged into an account that actually contributes material -- ERTW MUN 15:25, 19 Sep 2005 (UTC)

This article is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Being an Engineering Physics student, I especially appreciated the section on Poland's relations to other countries.

I vote for YES. This should be on front page as long as possible... :) MaDeR 06:34, 24 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Great! Should be on the front page. --Silius 03:24, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Great article, especially the maths bit with the flags --Joachim22 07:50, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Poop Cuisine

--Jeremy-Black 03:00, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC) Frodo eats poop? That must be what that elvish stuff was that fatty stole from him in the last movie!!!

--Splaka 23:04, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC) Bad taste that tastes bad!

--Marlton Green 13:16, 7 Oct 2005 (UTC) I'm definitely a fan of POOP CUISINE.

218.215.130.253 09:43, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)

NoneTooSmart 13:21, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC) In favor of.

!!!

Proctology

It could use some pictures. Anything else? -- T. (talk) 20:27, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Proper Wiki Formatting

• I 'love this article. --Nintendorulez 20:39, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC) Nintendorulez

• Against.' I love it too, the problem is, should it be put on the front page? It seems to me that this is the kind of uncyclopedia in-joke that only serious uncyclopedians will appreciate. Perhaps a classic, but not highlight-worthy. ---neoEva88 20:43, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Queen Scott

--Angry Jesus 23:51, 29 Semptember 2005 (EDT)

Red Shirts

From KP, Uncyclopedia's answer to Jonathan Swift. --Cap'n Ben CUN 11:12, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Rossangeles - I'll buy this one for a dollar. Feature this thing, and do it with all haste!

Four thumbs up! --Nitro 16:44, 13 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Against. To strong of a liberal bias. Seriously, I know this is uncyclopedia, but people could tone it down a bit. --neoEva88 22:43, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Rod Serling

Particularly with the Larry King pic - David Gerard 15:15, 15 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Ronald McDonald

Quick, sign it before someone edits the discography again! --Freebasser 13:14, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

-- David Gerard 00:39, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Russ Abbot

for I think the guy who started this is a genuis Illogicalbeats 23:15, 28 Oct 2005 (UTC)

A hot dog in every home. Vote the Communist party --Nytrospawn 02:53, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Santa Claus

This article has been getting pretty funny lately. --KP CUN 06:42, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

--Abc 08:36, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

--Ross 8:00, 14 Sep 2005. I wrote (most of) this article, so maybe it's not appropriate for me to vote. But danged if I wouldn't love having a featured article.

--Tenn 10:16, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Space Shuttle

I recently gave a big upgrade to this article - anyone like it?  :) Rei 23:49, 13 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Space Travel

--Astrokey44 16:51, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

-- David Gerard 00:26, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Stamfordshire

I made this. [I had a map of Stamfordshire already with nothing to do with it, and I had been failing to think up something to write here, and then suddenly I realised my problems matched up!] Morwen 19:43, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

-- David Gerard 20:08, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC) If Morwen's self-nom doesn't count, assume I nominated it and Morwen seconded. Very good if you were ever in the thick of the Wikipedia traditional county wars. There's obsessive cat piss man nerds of everything on Wikipedia.

By the way, if/when it does get featured, Image:Stamfordshire-Flag.png needs to be the image - David Gerard 20:48, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Support. The flag should be a featured image. 81.187.43.179 07:26, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Systeme Incrediblé

Completely forgot about this one. Brilliant! --Freebasser 21:17, 15 Oct 2005 (UTC) A delightful spin --Dameon 21:58, 15 Oct 2005 (UTC)

The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time

• --Spooner 13:57, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
• --Cowation 04:31, 28 Jul 2005 (UTC)(You can vote for yourself, can't you? I mean, I wasn't even the first person to nominate the article.)
• --Cap'n Ben CUN 00:58, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC) Rockin'!
• comment: Now longer and notably better, with a wonderful picture from our pal, Radicalx--Cowation 02:41, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
• --Just Tenn. You were expecting Sophia? 10:59, 7 Oct 2005 (UTC) Now this is what fantastic smells like.

The Crusades (video game)

the newest war video game article AND pretty amusing. so what if i made it? --Neko 14:51, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC)

The Sun (comic)

I doubt the 'Merkins will understand much, but this is a good 'un - David Gerard 18:59, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Gets my vote, but it'd be better with pictures --138.253.24.213 12:12, 28 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I've added Image:Thesunspoof.png, which isn't ideal (I can picture a better one in my head), but will do for now - David Gerard 11:03, 3 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I also think our votes should be worth 6 as much for the purposes of voting for this (USA pop:300 Mil, UK pop:50 Mil)--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 12:18, 28 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I like the cut of your jib. --Tinned Stoat 16:12, 28 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Turing machine

Guest 17:16, 14 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Ugly tree

• I found this humorous. --PantsMacKenzie 20:48, 19 Jul 2005 (UTC)
• A vote on condition we get a picture of an ugly tree.--Abc 19:51, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)
• David Gerard 14:41, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia Brown

I laughed out loud just at the title and continued at the article - David Gerard 12:04, 12 Oct 2005 (UTC)

--Chronarion 02:44, 14 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Funny. - Silius 19:03, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I liked it --Nerd42 01:00, 28 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I am full of laughter. ----++++@@@@****Mandaliet 21:05, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia Vandals

Since my pitiful collection of articles have seen no exposure here, I am nominating this bit of tripe. -- » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 16:35, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

• All Uncyclopedia Vandals' base are belong to this article! --Naughtyned 23:03, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH

A hilarious page. The guy who wrote this page was bat shit insane, smoking crack, all of it. --Joachim22 06:14, 24 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Vote » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 06:25, 24 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Marvelous! Guest 11:12, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Against VFD material --Savethemooses 20:47, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Uncyclopedians

I'm nominating my own article for a number of reasons, none of which I wish to discuss with the likes of you, sonny Jim.......anyhoo.....I think an article expanding on the race of gods that are we Uncyclopedians should be on the front page. You know it makes sense...... --Mhaille 11:11, 6 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Unified Law of Subsequent Albums

This one is also good, and chock full of delicious images, like a great photoshop of U2. -- » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 16:35, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

--David Gerard 20:14, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Vertical Line

• --Cribbage 14:17, 30 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Waterproof

I like it, and the picture fits so well. --Keitei 08:32, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

• mm, I like it too. Thanks for the nomination. --neoEva88 19:54, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

White People

--Kennyisinvisible 14:09, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--David Gerard 09:10, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Whiskers

• LOL (and it links into kitten huffing)--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 19:46, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC)

-- David Gerard 14:41, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Who put the 'bop' in the 'bop sh-bop sh-bop'?

-- David Gerard 08:32, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Worst 100 Movies Of All Time

Started on DUMP from a seed by Cap'n Ben, and it's filled out marvellously - David Gerard 19:01, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

As one of the major contributors to this fine article, I'd like to suggest we sort out some better pictures first. I'd do some myself, but I'm lazy. --81.178.67.27 22:29, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Expand and sort, then feature More info for each one, a few subcategories of some kind (maybe a runners-up category? Just something to alleviate the sheer overwhelmingness) and then put it up - it's pretty damn funny if I do say so myself. --Poofers 05:10, 6 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Feature without delay. It's far more cleaned up and complete. GOOOOOO! --Poofers 01:58, 27 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I don't think it's going to be possible to expand on each entry without ruining the humour. Look at the "Close Encounter of the Third Reich" entry, or even more so "Programming Perl". There's nothing more that needs to be added to those without overdoing the joke. - Categories and whatnots are a good idea. --Bonjo Nelson 08:58, 6 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Don't expand in situ - link the title and write a separate funny-rather-than-stupid article - David Gerard 13:28, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Clean up - Very funny article, but theres a few more than 100 on there. I think the article would be better with only 100. Clean up the crap and I'm all for featuring this. --Paulgb Talk 20:05, 16 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I think you missed the joke - David Gerard 16:20, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Wright Brothers

Brilliant idea. Needs a slight copyedit, but it'll get that with attention - David Gerard 13:28, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Previously Featured

Alternate Universes I Seriously Hope Do Not Actually Exist

Featured --—rc (t) 18:12, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

for This is well written and can grow from there i think it is a great base, putting it on main page will make more people write on it and make it even better Illogicalbeats 23:13, 28 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I made loud guffawing noises with my mouth - David Gerard 22:06, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Wow... this came a pretty big surprise. I'd say it needs a lot more material added before it's ready for the front page, but who wouldn't love seeing their article featured? --Just Tenn. You were expecting Sophia? 22:16, 13 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I seriously hope Universe Where This Article Doesn't Get Featured doesn't actually exist. --EvilZak 19:21, 15 Oct 2005 (UTC)

• Wait, is that for or against? --Just Tenn. You were expecting Sophia? 20:37, 16 Oct 2005 (UTC)

the universe where i actualy vote for something now exists. for. --Neko 13:07, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Good. Very Good. For. --Joachim22 06:18, 24 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I didn't get a chuckle until "Everybody Speaks French Except You Alternate Universe: Imaginez un Univers où il existe des gens qui ne parlent pas français, ça serait terrifiant non ? Feel how alienating that was? Imagine that happening all the time.". That was good enough to get my vote  :) Rei 03:31, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Morse code

..-. . .- - ..- .-. . -.. --—rc (t) 18:36, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

After Reading it I had to nominate it--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 14:23, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--Splaka 20:07, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC) Good stuff

--81.179.239.124 19:05, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC) beautiful

--Viking 12:07, 30 Sep 2005 (UTC)

--Gorovich 12:44, 16 Oct 2005 (CST)

Very funny article. I love it. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 12:05, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Well, Uncyclopedia Vandals was my first choice, but since that seems to have no chance now, and Dawg himself has voted for this, this is a good second choice. -- Naughtyned 21:30, 27 Oct 2005 (UTC)

.- --. .- .. -. ... - --Paulgb Talk 14:26, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Styrofoam

...Highlighted --—rc (t) 17:48, 27 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Quite blast. I about fell out of my chair. --KP CUN 02:43, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Agree. --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 02:48, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Hilarious. --The Unwikified 20:38, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Sheesh, this one made me snarf my styrofoam cup of coffee all over my keyboard. --I am Wonder Woman and you .... are NOT! 16:47, 10 Sep 2005 (UTC)

-- David Gerard 20:31, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Yeah, okay. Mandaliet 04:38, 24 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Vote I always wondered about the different styrofoams I see around me, now I know the truth. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 06:33, 24 Oct 2005 (UTC)

The GI Joe-Transformers War

Featured --—rc (t) 18:08, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)

--RadicalX 16:02, 2 Aug 2005 (UTC)

--Nytrospawn 18:03, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC)

-- Inventive, funny and well written Hessef 03:11, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

--222.152.158.53 09:31, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

--Cap'n Ben CUN 11:55, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)

-- Good one, particularly with the bottom pic - David Gerard 22:14, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)

--Roger The Bum 15:31, 15 Oct 2005 (UTC)

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