User:Bonjo Nelson

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This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue, shag and shite.
(British Uncyclopedians)

VOID

um. I've done some stuff on uncyclopedia that I'm not entirely proud of. I'm at least 37% responsible for the ridiculous "100 worst" articles. Because of that I've been hiding in a hole for a long, long time. I popped in again recently to write One Rifle Per Child and I'll probably do more if people say nice things and pretend I'm talented.