User talk:Bonjo Nelson

<JasonR> Hmm. That seems a candidate for removal from SORBs.

<JasonR> I'll have a look.
<JasonR> mm.  To remove from SORBS, the process must be completed by the person using that IP...
<Splarka> have to wait for his return then?
<JasonR> I could always whitelist the IP...
<JasonR> Well, I whitelisted the IP for the moment.
<Splarka> cheers

But you may wanna come back in and get delisted from SORBS. --Splaka 23:14, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Many thanks! I have gone through the delisting black magic at SORBS and await their judgement. --Bonjo Nelson 18:41, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

The advice for americans thing, your bit

Feel free to start your own using your bit, which was quite good (coming from scotland mysef :D). I'll put the bit you wrote below, just in case. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:02, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

Scotland

The braver and more care-free young international traveller may wish to travel north into the area known as 'Scotland'. While travel to these parts is no longer prohibited by law, it is still frowned upon by many, and many travel insurance policies will not cover personal harm or property loss "inflicted by the scotch people", so be careful to check your policy terms and, as always in the UK, carry a knife for personal protection. Visitors who forget to bring a self-defence weapon may, at certain times, find a special Knife Awareness promotions running in the local police stations here in the UK, where you may help yourself to a weapon of your choice from large black bins placed in the lobby.

If you do survive the trip to scotland, make sure to try the local delicacies, such as Haggis, which is essentially a sheep turned inside out and deep fried, Deep Fried Mars Bar, which is essentially a mars bar that is deep fried, and Iron Brew, which is a yellow intoxicating liquid brewed from battery acid and girders - initially designed as a multipurpose engine cleaner, it contains enough ferric citrate to turn your shit into pig iron, which the locals collect, and deep fry.

Merry Commercial Conformity Period!

Hindleyite wishes you a MERRY CHRISTMAS Enjoy this Christmas pud, but watch out for the five pence coins that fell out of my pocket into the cake mix.

And a Happy New Year! -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 13:48, 22 December 2006 (UTC)