User:Morwen

Morwen taking a break from editing Uncyclopedia.

Hello.

I am morwen on the other place as well.

According to my favourite vandal, I am a "FAT UGLY LESBIAN!", which is fair comment really.

I am very glad that the United Nations have moved into the 21st century by sponsoring this U.N. Cyclopedia project. I fondly remember UNSENET.

Since everyone seems to think I am from Wales I might as well give in. If you look at the map you will see the town I am from (red) highlighted within Wales (green).

My stuff

• UnNews:England shocked by occurrence of summer for 21st year in a row
• UnNews:UK disability pension Mutual Obligation reform
• UnNews:Minister says only Doctor Who can save science, world
• UnNews:Robert Anton Wilson assassinated at 75 (with User:David Gerard)
• UnNews:Scotland provokes alien invasions if independent, says Brown

• Gilbert and Sullivan Islands
• Great Circle Line
• Hammerspacetime
• Kidderminster and Tokyo Underground Railway
• List of non-existent top-level domain names
• some of Saint Chav
• Stamfordshire
• That's My Dick

Ideas

• Cnut - i can't believe this is a redlink! think of the possibilities!

• /Martin Luther - Martin Luther and Martin Luther King conflation
• /This Is Your Head Asplode
• /Bank-Pub Cycle, which explains the lifecycle of banks and pubs
• /V Festival - annual celebration to celebrate V's blowing up of Parliament on 1997
  • let's have this ready for november 5, 2007

• /Wellgusset
  • topical thing I didn't get round to often enough

Things I like

(not mine)

• Calvin and Hobbes
• I Can't Believe It's Not Murder
• Milton Keynes
• Sixth International

Things to work on

• London
• Metropolitan Police
• Luton (/Luton)