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Article: Suddenly, Raccoons	Score: 26 Raccoons!
Nominated by:	Saberwolf116 15:04, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
For: 28	Yes. Saberwolf116 15:04, July 21, 2010 (UTC)  For.  For.  For. Three votes in favor. Waited for this to be mainspaced, a really good concept article. It would be great if this was Hyperbole's 40th feature!!! Aleister 15:12 21 7  SUDDENLY, RACCOONS. Also, exquisite twist rivalling—nay, surpassing—any of Shyamalan's. Sir MacMania GUN—[15:22 21 Jul 2010] I was about to vote against, and then SUDDENLY, RACCOONS! ~ 15:49, July 21, 2010 (UTC) For. Funnier when I read it during PLS, but after a second time it's still pretty amusing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:38, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Hmm... a similar thing happened to me - I was about to fix some grammatical errors when suddenly, RACCOONS! ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100721 - 16:40 (UTC) For. I love this - raccoons have funny faces, so it makes me laugh every time I read it. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:42, July 21, 2010 (UTC) I was gonna vote  Against., But suddenly...  For! Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 16:43, July 21, 2010 (UTC) I wasn't gonna vote for my own article, but... pillow talk 17:08, July 21, 2010 (UTC) For. Well, OK. Style  Guide 19:10, July 21, 2010 (UTC) For. --Andorin Kato 19:10, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Andorin Kato 19:10, July 21, 2010 (UTC)  What. The. Fuck.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 09:11, July 21 2010 UTC For. IronLung 21:18, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Epic for. --UU - natter 21:41, Jul 21 For. PFfffffff! Heeee! Funnybony    23:06, Jul 21 23:06, July 21, 2010 (UTC) For. WTF? HAhahahaa -Maniac1075Complain Here 23:18, July 21, 2010 (UTC) AAAAAAA!. RACCOONS! Megaman126512 23:45, July 21, 2010 (UTC) For. um... they scare the shit out of me  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  01:58, July 22, 2010 (UTC) The shit? Would you like a cookie, sir? 04:11,22July,2010 Strong for. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:16, 22 July 2010 (UTC) The first time I read this, I laughed out loud. That is a wonderful thing. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:21, July 22, 2010 (UTC) For. Because i hope me voteing for this will keep those damn pests away! Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 05:27, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Happy 40th Hyperbole. For once those words are welcomed. --Matfen 08:17, July 22, 2010 (UTC) For. Delightfully absurd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:20, July 22, 2010 (UTC) For. Random, stupid, but very funnSUDDENLY, RACCOONS. --<- 08:35, July 22, 2010 (UTC) For. Probably the funniest article I have read. Almost. Some Idiot 09:45, July 22, 2010 (UTC) For Just about sudden enough to get a for vote from me. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:32, July 22, 2010 (UTC) For. It's a simple idea but works well here. I hope we don't get a flood of 'Suddenly, Coyotes' or 'Suddenly, Meerkats'...oh..perhaps we will. RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:18, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 2	Broke the combo. --EMC [TALK] 02:17 Jul 22 2010 Against. Just because! Michael Jordan deserves better! T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:36, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	JESUS GUYS! LOOK HERE! RACCOONS! ~ 19:34, July 21, 2010 (UTC) What are you talking about? I don't see anythOHMYGODGETHEMOFFFFFF Saberwolf116 19:35, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Comment. Camels actually don't store water in their humps- that's a myth, just like the one about rust causing tetanus. --Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 09:10, July 21 2010 UTC Also, Vikings never wore horns on their helmets, the Pilgrim Fathers did not incorporate belt buckles into their attire, Marie Antoinette never said "let them eat cake," there are no Biblical references to baby Jesus being visited by three magi, and there are not different taste buds for different flavors, distributed on various spots on the tongue. pillow talk 21:23, July 21, 2010 (UTC) And medieval scientists knew the Earth wasn't flat, there were more than two of each animal on Noah's Ark, Romans didn't really like togas, Michael Jackson didn't invent the boardwalk, cows aren't the biggest contributor of atmospheric methane, and the Earth has more than one moon. Wait, sorry, that last one was just QI outright lying to me. Sir MacMania GUN—[01:25 22 Jul 2010] If Stephen Fry says it's true, then it IS true. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 08:21, July 22, 2010 (UTC) That is indisputable, I'll give you that. Although I'm still slightly offended by his claim that the Welsh language has no word for the colour blue ... Sir MacMania GUN—[12:03 22 Jul 2010] I expect Welsh viewers turned the air glesyn with some of the names they called him. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:08, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Sounds like someone was reading Cracked. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:21, July 22, 2010 (UTC) I saw my fact on Jeopardy...--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 05:13, July 22 2010 UTC Abstain I expected an article about a bunch of guys in business suits brainstorming ideas for a children's show where one guy suddenly stands up and pitches "raccoons" as a concept and it sticks. Instead, I got an article where raccoons randomly interrupted stuff. It's a different direction, but I'm just not sure it works. User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:37, July 22, 2010 (UTC) So, I was here. The I clicked Random page... and guess where it took me? Little furry buggers are taking over. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 09:56, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

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