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A Helpful Compilation of the One Hundred (or so) Worst Things to Stick Your Dick into, and an Account of the Scientific Explorations Thereof — An Abridged Folio Edition, with Copious Illustrations and Annotations, for Your Edification and Enlightenment (history, logs) (feature) (remove)

Article: A Helpful Compilation of the One Hundred (or so) Worst Things to Stick Your Dick into, and an Account of the Scientific Explorations Thereof — An Abridged Folio Edition, with Copious Illustrations and Annotations, for Your Edification and Enlightenment	Score: 10.5 users perplexed by the abundance of tight spots to place thou member within
Nominated by:	Aleister
For: 15.5	Boner. And on the sixth day God created satire, and He saw that it was good. And on the seventh day he rested, and is still resting but has stirred a bit upon reading this language-driven page by, dare I spell his whole name, Bizzeebeever, a man comfortably possessed by the fictional writing spirits of Caruso and Sawyer. May his member always be full! Aleister 19:14 18decemb12 For.Well yes of course. This appears to be a work of rare genius. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:14, December 18, 2012 (UTC) For. Pfffff! Funnybony    12:03, Dec 19 For. SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 12:07, December 19, 2012 (UTC) World needs more dicks. Also SPIKE how come you are still on this site if you disagree with everything it stands for. T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:10, December 20, 2012 (UTC) For. Zyniker (talk) 12:22, December 21, 2012 (UTC)  For. im choking from laughter POP!GoesTheWeasel 15:28, December 26, 2012 (UTC)  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:29, 26 December 2012 For. ChiefjusticeXBox360 08:33, January 2, 2013 (UTC) For - Wild sci-fi dick stuff. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:11, Jan. 2, 2013 For Interesting. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:08, 2 January, 2013 (UTC) For - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 21:03, Sunday 06 January 2013 - Bloody boner. -RAHB 06:46, 10 January 2013 (UTC)  For.-IFYMB! (talk) 02:52, 19 January 2013 (UTC) One-falf  For. - was kind-of n00by. —  (talk) (contributions) Jan 23 2013 15:10.  For. DICKS!! Madclaw @ talk 16:32, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
Against: 5	Against. Why am I seeing so many articles lately about penises being inserted into things? Murder Frog ✄ Dull interest wanes. 06:50, December 19, 2012 (UTC) Because they can. Aleister 11:22 19decemb12  Not on the main page. Deliberately turgid pseudo-science will baffle the drive-by visitor even if the deliberately overlong title didn't fill the page completely. Spıke ¬ 14:03 19-Dec-12 True. No one ever comes to Uncyclopedia looking for humor. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 16:52 (UTC) The good news is that SPIKE described pretty concisely what makes this article work in the first place -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:11, December 20, 2012 (UTC) No no no you are utterly missing his point. The average octogenarian who contributes to Wikipedia would be hopelessly confused by an article about alien parasites. Because alien parasites do not exist. It is of the utmost importance that we maintain the illusion that we are an actual encyclopedia. And such. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 20 '12 14:33 (UTC) Against. don't think its front page material. FAKEHATER spam me 17:21, December 21, 2012 (UTC) Against. Prätt Körp (talk) 04:52, January 1, 2013 (UTC)  Against. Been around for nearly 40 days. Think we are going a bit OTT with the rude stuff on VfS and it would be nice if some of the filth were leavened with parody. Leverage (talk) 15:59, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Found it a bit hard going and the pay off hysteria at the end...a bit of an overworked way to conclude an article. Can't fault it for effort but not able to go positive here. Sorry. RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:14, December 21, 2012 (UTC) Comment. TKF can you knock off the personal stuff again or do you want me to post a link to your archives where Guildensternenstein said it far better than anyone else? RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:19, December 21, 2012 (UTC) If you're talking about that Youtube video, that was a man having a breakdown on the internet. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:16, December 21, 2012 (UTC) Haha. Guildy has talents but I've Got The Killer Froggy Blues was...well not picked up and turned into a hit. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:04, December 21, 2012 (UTC) This isn't personal because no one's shown their face yet. And this isn't the same as my "beef" (lol) with Guildy because that was completely unfounded. Having edited this site with SPIKE for several overlapping years, I have determined that, while he is an adequate writer and a very well spoken and even keeled individual, his opinions about comedy are absolutely toxic to Uncyclopedia. His talents are best used elsewhere. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 09:38, December 22, 2012 (UTC) I think this is personal TKF. You are 'asking' another writer to leave on the grounds their work is 'toxic' to this website. As far as I know, that isn't something you can decide even as an admin/bureaucrat. A user's actions - sock puppetry, drama creator and the 'Goodbye Cruel Wiki' line - have been used to ban another contributor for a length of time and I am sure there are other examples. As SPIKE"s works have been legitimately featured by the rules here, then to complain about another writer contributing articles that you personally don't like strikes me as petty. There have been plenty of articles here that I personally have not favoured but I haven't asked/demanded the author to leave as I understand Uncyclopedia is a broadly based wiki with a wide range of humour. That even goes for this which remains because it had enough votes to stay here. No longer. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:10, December 24, 2012 (UTC)

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