User talk:Fakehater

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Out of the traps

Welcome to Uncyclopedia Fakehater. Your rapid voting is to be welcomed, I just trust you are what you seem - an eager noob. A reminder that if you are another regular user in a black balaclava then this is your chance to open the closet door. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:43, November 20, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks for your recent edits and patrolling Fakehater. I would appreciate if you can reply to my initial enquiry. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:13, November 23, 2012 (UTC)

its nice to be part or the uncyclopedia family. i dont wear black balaclava's, alough i used to own one. i enjoy editing and patrolling, keeping the site clean.

OK thanks. Check formatting when replying to a message and also sign your posts. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:08, November 23, 2012 (UTC)

PS--You sign your posts by simply typing ~~~~ and your signature gets substituted into the file. Yes, baklava is great. Spıke ¬ 22:46 23-Nov-12

Windsor, Ontario

Welcome! and I appreciate the detailing you are doing to pages all over the place. On American versus British spelling, local policy is to use the spelling appropriate to the subject. "Liscense"--which you corrected--is not a word anywhere, but in Windsor, it would be "licence"--and all their shopping centers are centres. If neither nationality is clearly right, sometimes we just let the primary author use his own spelling.

On 1970's, I expected Shertzer to be on my side, but all she says is that "the omission of the apostrophe is gaining ground." But if I wanted to write '70s (or 'Seventies), I'd definitely omit a second apostrophe. Cheers. Spıke ¬ 22:45 23-Nov-12

let me try this signature thing ~~<FakeHater/>~~ ok i don't think that's right

No, just the four tildes. Ignore my source code. More details at UN:SIG. Spıke ¬ 22:52 23-Nov-12

on the topic of the british vs american spelling, i need to more closely read the body of the article to get a sense of the topic's origin. i will look out for that now Fakehater (talk) 22:55, November 23, 2012 (UTC)

Sounds good. You figured out the signature thing. Also please indent (start paragraph with one or more colons) to make it clearer who's talking when. I stick to a given indentation level throughout a conversation; most everyone else just keeps indenting until they run out of screen (which happens to me very quickly because of my choice of hardware). Spıke ¬ 23:02 23-Nov-12

will do on indenting Fakehater (talk) 23:07, November 23, 2012 (UTC)

Regards spelling - US v British, as long as the article is one or either, then it doesn't matter. I think it becomes distracting if an article contains both - unless of course that is the 'joke' you are putting across. It is not so hard to spot if English isn't your first language. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:04, November 24, 2012 (UTC)

Sure it matters! British spelling in, say, an article on the US government or a US television network would likewise be a distraction; unless, as you say, that were the joke. Spıke ¬ 12:12 24-Nov-12

Signatures

You seem to be double signing everything Fakehater on the voting page . If you go to 'my preferences', you can change the signature to the one you have created. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:12, December 5, 2012 (UTC)

Scissor thanks!

Murder Frog has awarded you a pair of scissors! Now go run around with them.

These shiny, metallic cutting instruments are hereby awarded to you for helping make my Jim Morrison rewrite a feature. Thank you! --Murder Frog ✄ Dull interest wanes. 01:33, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

YOU ARE WINNER

	Noob of the Moment December 2012

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:43, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

Hi.

I'd just like to say, good work on the audio files; you're definately providing audio variety to the long respected UnNews project and you're voice is really, really engaging. Keep it up! RedHot (talk) 08:34, 8 July 2013 (UTC)

VFH

VFH is dying so really any active users need to go and vote. Also, I agree with RedHot, your UnNews audios are very good. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:05 9 July 2013

REDDIT CONFIRMATION

hello cyanidethejuggla, this is an edit to my page to prove im the one who messaged you about our subreddit.

Hi, and thanks

Hi, and thanks (bears repeating twice) for the vote and comments on the Will Harridge page. Mr. Harridge would shake your hand, and give you autographs, if he were still alive. And then he'd ask you for your autograph! Aleister 1:04 22-5-14

Keep up the good work

Feather in Your Cap Award

This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.

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For cleaning up some of our Anniversary pages and voting regularly on VFH. --EMC ^[TALK] 00:54 Jun 1 2014

My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection

You voted for My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection on VFH and it was featured so I guess I can give you one of my cards. Put it in a safe place. It's in mint condition.

Thanks for your vote! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:24, 21 September 2014 (UTC)