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UnNews: Your source for up-to-the-minute misinformation. April 1, 2026 01:27 UTC From the Chief | Audio | Podcast | Random article | Goldstein Award | Foolitzer Prize Tenth Planet Identified as 10th Least Cared-About Topic in Nation PARIS - Officials at the International Astronomical Union (IAU) in Paris expressed disappointment yesterday when they learned that the discovery of a tenth planet ranks 10th on a nationally compiled list of the 20 least cared-about news topics in America. 2003 UB313, the as-yet unnamed body, is larger than Pluto and has its own moon. The discovery of the planet had sparked a lively academic debate on the definition of a planet, but has yet to resonate with most Americans. -- more Update this · Discuss this Mr. Whipple squeezes Charmin, dies at 91 HOLLYWOOD, California -- Charmin pitchman and television icon Mr. Whipple, has died at the age of 91. Whipple, born George Whipple Bush but dropped his last name at age 18, died Monday after squeezing a package of Charmin that was contaminated with E. Coli. Whipple was unaware of the contamination, despite the warnings of bystanders at the local grocery store called Albertsons. "It was horrifying!" said John McCartney, 41. "I couldn't look. I had to cover my eyes." As he squeezed, the TV legend inhaled a bit of the bacteria, which quickly led to a heart attack and an unbearable urge to pee. Confused Whipple didn't know which one he needed to take care of first. -- more Update this · Discuss this Also, this other stuff happend Headlines (Add) Click a headline to make a story! Garth Brooks sued by the real Chris Gaines Alyssa Milano: "Nixon helped tremendously" with hair loss Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stuck in a quantum superposition Trump recruits embattled NFL quarterbacks to overthrow Iran regime's remnants The company formerly known as Viacom buys Warner Bros.' asses, targeting you next
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