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- 2005-11-28: British army "Not Gay" accusation denied by the Home Office
- 2006-01-19: Jesus And 10 Prostitutes Found Dead In Hotel Room
- 2006-02-13: Whittington Shooting Possibly Not Accidental
- 2006-02-19: Rolling Stones play for free in Brazil
- 2006-03-02: PM defiant: "We shall fight them in the cinemas!"
- 2006-03-20: Audio/Archive
- 2006-03-23: Microsoft patant considarad valid
- 2006-03-24: Appla Follows Macrosoft's Laad, Daclaras Ownarshap Of Own Lattar
- 2006-04-15: Newscast
- 2006-04-16: Chat
- 2006-04-28: MinitrueHeadlines
- 2006-05-03: Phone Line
- 2006-05-26: Ask Hal 9000/interface
- 2006-06-02: Ask Hal 9000/archive
- 2006-07-25: Syrian torturer disappointed by suspension of US rendition flights
- 2006-07-28: Dozens killed in Habbo Hotel bombing
- 2006-08-14: NewTextCompressionAlgorithmInvented
- 2006-10-04: Unews posts Lousy Article
- 2006-10-07: "Halloween" remake: Zombie out, Minelli in
- 2006-10-11: Yankee pitcher carries out terrorist act
- 2006-11-10: Wii Never Coming to America
- 2006-11-12: Police seek prophet in attempted herbicide
- 2006-11-16: Papal proclamation to procure profit for prophet
- 2006-11-18: Baroness heads M.A.R.S. after boardroom shakeup
- 2006-11-19: Rumsfeld blames fiasco on faulty simulations
- 2006-12-04: Horrorscope
- 2006-12-30: Update: Gerald Ford rises again!
- 2007-02-09: Douglas Feith Exonerated
- 2007-03-14: 3 die in suspected L33T outbreak
- 2007-03-18: Ask Hal 9000/arch1
- 2007-03-26: Bush battles Obama's insurgent campaign
- 2007-04-25: Eloi continue search for mysterious device
- 2007-05-17: AAAAAA! gets mispeeled
- 2007-05-18: Falwell to Reincarnate as Flaming Poof
- 2007-05-18: ED's new reskin rakes in the lulz
- 2007-05-31: Spinosaurus accused for giant peach robbery; Bob the Builder in shock
- 2007-06-11: Mark Twain's "A sweltering day in Australia" decoded
- 2007-07-07: Bookie Gored by bad bet
- 2007-07-09: Soundwave joins UnNews’s quest for world domination
- 2007-07-12: Obi-Wan Kenobi sued by Carls Jr.
- 2007-07-12: Man drowns on Dick Cheney fishing trip
- 2007-07-14: Reporter Confesses, "I May Have Stretched the Facts"
- 2007-07-26: Rasmussen: "I didn't know weed was forbidden as well."
- 2007-08-02: Philosophy student comes to realization that "It's all a dream, man"
- 2007-08-21: New writing technique good for some, bad for others
- 2007-10-01: Communists officially own Eastern hemisphere
- 2007-10-08: Guy Gets Crazy/Original, in all its glory
- 2007-10-12: Waldo reunited with Family after 20 years of separation
- 2007-10-20: People with eyes are more likely to be able to see
- 2007-11-22: Great Maple Tree Dies
- 2007-12-29: Feminist Reach Goal in Converts for 2007
- 2008-01-19: UnNews Sunday Magazine, January 20, 2008
- 2008-02-02: UnNews Sunday Magazine, February 3, 2008
- 2008-04-05: Dinesh D'souza on the real problem with Newtonism
- 2008-04-22: NATO Declares War on Kangaroos
- 2008-05-03: Time Zone Dispute Brought On By Alabama Man
- 2008-05-22: Spartan Hollywood begins another Emmy and Oscar Award
- 2008-06-25: Huffing Rubber Cement
- 2008-07-03: Town to adopt allegedly more efficient "door-to-door" news delivery method
- 2008-07-22: Exclusive -- Is "Space Chimps" too dark for kids?
- 2008-08-07: Ecstatic UNNEWS Writer Celebrates
- 2008-08-12: The great wikipedia war
- 2008-08-14: Mandy is a Whore
- 2008-08-26: Man fools death, then death fools man
- 2008-10-07: Successful Tampa Bay Rays season result of exorcism
- 2008-11-12: Category
- 2008-12-10: Sarah Palin Accidentally Eats Baby
- 2009-01-06: Harvard Study Shows “Loop-Swoop-Pull” Method Of Tying Shoelaces To Be More Effective Than “Rabbit Ears” Method
- 2009-01-06: UnMascot Contest
- 2009-02-05: Bank of England Lowers Interest Rates
- 2009-02-17: Cleaver craze of 2008 finally dies down
- 2009-03-26: Thousand-foot penis defies authorities
- 2009-04-14: Johnnys a big poopy
- 2009-05-25: New media journalists embracing Omegle
- 2009-05-26: Senior refuses to talk; Daughter upset
- 2009-05-26: Gnomes Drive Man Crazy
- 2009-05-31: Masturbation is now a crime!
- 2009-06-03: Cow invasion turns out to be a hoax
- 2009-06-12: Kittens Rescued From Burning Building, Grandma Might Still Be In There
- 2009-06-24: Glastonbury Survival Tactics
- 2009-06-30: Firefighters vote on whether or not they will fight fires
- 2009-07-02: Sarah Palin revealed to be mastermind behind recent "celebrity massacre"
- 2009-07-11: Meditating monks accused of sleeping on the job
- 2009-07-14: Have a heart?
- 2009-07-16: Swine Flu: Murderer, or misunderstood organism?
- 2009-07-18: It's Official: Americans are Dumb
- 2009-07-27: Supermarkets invade Car Boot Sales, alongside Black Market
- 2009-08-03: Portmeirion declared Britain's ‘Worst Tourist Resort’
- 2009-12-10: Fire breathing dolphins invade Florida coast
- 2010-03-20: Jimbo Wales is, in my opinion, an elitist asshat
- 2010-03-22: GOP warns against government tentacles entering every facet of our lives, anime girls vaginas
- 2010-03-31: Insert Headline Here
- 2010-04-04: Senegal unveils colossal gold statue amid outcry
- 2010-04-29: Glasgow pigeons hardest in Europe
- 2010-07-22: Public fury as death metal vocalist uses offensive word
- 2010-07-23: Guard dog seized for acts of unprovoked racist assault
- 2010-07-31: Tips
- 2010-09-27: "Unbeachable" Titanic II beaches soon after leaving port
- 2010-10-05: Vote Vic Rattlehead for President 2012!
- 2010-11-13: President pardons Fergie/pee-pee
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