UnNews:Obi-Wan Kenobi sued by Carls Jr.

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Yes, it is no joke, the great Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi is being sued!

Yesterday, at the Carls Jr. of Pacific Grove, California The security cameras Caught Something very strange.

I never thought that something like this could happen in such a small town, One of the employees of the restaurant said.

I felt a deep shock when i peeked at the footage. It seemed that theat the old Jedi master was on a rampage.

He just jumped over the counter in the middle of ordering and started to inhale all of the fast food.

Six hours of footage later, and Obi-Wan-Kenobi was over 520 pounds, had eaten 7 walls, and devoured many customers.

"HE JUST JUMPED AT HER! ALL I HAVE LEFT OF MY WIFE NOW IS HER LEFT LEG!......I carry it with me wherever i go....." said the freaky bastard.

All i can hope for now is that another trategy like this does not happen.... We tried to get the obese master into custody but he just kept rolling down the street. I don't believe he could have gotten far due to the fact he cannot fit into his jedi starfighter. If you see that man...or whatever the hell it is and you have a firearm, the best thing to do is to take your own life. and if you have a firearm anyway, just take your own life now before its to late. For all you no, your carls Jr could be next..................