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EugeneKay (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 Useless bastard

•  SN+F Doesn't ever do shit-all except some pointless VFH/VFD edits. Like, seriously? Is it that hard to be funny?     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   22:26, Sunday 15 November 2009  
•  FOR You just need to. Clever Handle 05:55, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

Not A Good Username360 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5 escapees

•  Nom & For Bastard disappeared for 2 months without a trace. He shoulda stayed away. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 02:53, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
•  Hell yeah I don't even know who this guy is as he was gone when I started. Boot to the head. Pup t 03:23, 19/07/2009And he doesn't use bullet points properly!
• For. --Docile hippopotamus 05:32, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
• For Said he may be leaving due to lack of 'free time'. --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 13:00, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:18 07-22-2009)

The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +0 great lung

• nom and for. The Great Lung has returned. --Docile hippopotamus 03:33, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
•  PWHORE!!! Tegleson. --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 04:14, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)
•  Against. wants it too much. --Mn-z 04:32, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. As per above. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:03, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. awarding anything, even a ban, to this guy. pillow talk 18:09, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Methamphetamine! (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3 people who decided to drug themselves

•  For Fuck's Sake Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (01:44 06-10-2009)
• Smite. Meth is for dopes, or something like that. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:38,10June,2009
• Because I said so, and that would be funny if he was finally banned. ~Sponsorship^Sucks _!!! <font color=#B4E5BA
• KILL HIM Why's he gotta be leaving his signature everywhere? KIDS, SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!Iz in your wiki, VFDing your articlez. --FoxKidsIsCoolerThanJ00 23:01, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

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LongLiverh3 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 Colt fans

• I nommed myself for ban. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.
• I agree. He is below the age limit. BAN HIM. Staircase CUN^t 03:17, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
• I third that motion Just don't don't like him. I had to say something eventually!Pup t 10:57, 18/07/2009
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

Staircase (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 Admin-Insulting Steps/seconds of ban time

• He deserves this and he knows it. Prepare to get stepped on. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:30,2June,2009
• Deserve what? A prize? Staircase CUN^t 22:33, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
• For. Far too useful--makes the rest of us look bad. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:11, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Well, thanks for the support, guys. Bah. Staircase CUN^t 17:54, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

Modusoperandi (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6 ShamWow fanatics

• NF Modusoperandi? More like Modusoper-BANNED GUY! --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:23, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For. per Syndy. (talk) 21:45, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For. per above. Vengeance, he banned me one time for no reason. It was only for 9 seconds, and I was away at the time, but still. --Mnb'z 01:07, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. You dickheads just wait until ShamWow sucks the Worst out of Uncyclopedia! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:38, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
• ShamWOW is awesome Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:47,26May,2009
•  Against. As per Modus. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 16:31, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
• For. Makes the rest of us look bad. Also LOLModusoperbannedguy. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:46, 20 Jun
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

Crablogger (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +8 because he deserves it

•  nom + for Suprisingly, Crablogger was never banned. --Mnb'z 05:47, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Well then, let's fix that. Saberwolf116 20:06, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Very Strong For Every Uncyclopedian will have to meet the ban hammer sooner or later. Might as well give it to him. I met the hammer 10 times already. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 08:50, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
• Killer Tomato Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:03, May, 15 '9
• Obliterate. You have 20 seconds to comply. (talk) 16:55, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
• Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:56, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
• dis nigga ain't be ballin. crazy unfunneh honkey ass fool....... -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:40, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
• 'FOR' I don't know him, but it's always fun to get someone randomly blocked Fahrenheit 20:48, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:26, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

Kip the Dip (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6 For keeping the world intact by banning Kip

•  Nom + For Because the world will end according to Spang if we don't vote to ban him. See: "02:13, 13 May 2009 Spang (Talk | contribs) blocked Kip the Dip (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 7 minutes ‎ (For the sanity of the site this guys must be banned, otherwise the world will end if he doesn't get the FFS ban.)" --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 08:15, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
• for per above. --Mnb'z 05:59, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
• Ride The Lightning Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:07, May, 15 '9
• Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:55, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
• Kerkill MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:56, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

Mahm00shA (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +10 worthless shits

• Suicide. Fucking ban me again. I am a worthless piece of shit, I cant write worth shit and I fucking eat shit. Holy shit. Also, shit. Also also, PHALLUSPHALLUSPHALLUS!!1!lolololo!one!shift+1!!1! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:24, 13 May '09
•  For. Did you know that, for a time, Buddha ate his own shit, too? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 00:18, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For. per above. --Mnb'z 05:59, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
• For. --Docile hippopotamus 07:59, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
•     I'm not sure which to use, but +1. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:13,15May,2009
• For Per the convincing discussion above. What this is a Discussion or is it a Vote? --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 08:49, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
• Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:55, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For. This is VFD, right? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:28, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
•  No, not my little babooshka, my cheery bottom sweetie pie. Never! Pup t 06:34, 19/07/2009
• Oh, sorry, you mean that Mahn00shA. Oh in that case  Hell yes, with bacon on top and a side of creamed celeriac! Pup t 20:54, 19/07/2009
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

Sawblade5 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 Lazy Uncyclopedians

•  Nom + For I am doing this because I am lazy and I don't want to remove the FFS template from my page. You can find more reasons to ban me by editing My User Page. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 08:15, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For. per above. --Mnb'z 05:59, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
• Die by the hammer! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:04, May, 15 '9
• Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:54, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

YesTimeToEdit (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6 users who should tell us their gender

•  Nom and for. Yettie's gender is a secret almost as complex as Socky's country of Origin was. Now that i've figured that out, ban Yettie till he/she tells us the truth! Saberwolf116 17:33, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For. finding out his/her gender. --Mnb'z 05:59, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For. what a bastard! - [09:23 14 May 2009] PlebYettie
• gender confused Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:08, May, 15 '9
• Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:54, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Why ban him/her/it? If anyones worth a ban it's me. He/she/it should never be banned :P --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:41, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
• Yes. —Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 21:34, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

CheddarBBQ (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +10 doritos packets

• Nom and for. Because its CheddarBBQ. --Docile hippopotamus 08:00, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
• Smite him! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:01, May, 15 '9
• Doritos and mountain dew. (talk) 16:56, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Antidisestablishmentarianism is not a word according to Firefox spell check. --Mnb'z 17:09, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Antidisestablishmentarianism: It is according to Safari spell check. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:12,15May,2009

• YAY!!! Wait, what am I voting for exactly? Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:25,15May,2009

A brief, pointless ban. WHAT NOW, BITCH??? Saberwolf116 19:52, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Ah, don't yell at me. Don't make me throw a template at your ass. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:10,15May,2009

• Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:53, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Duh. Staircase CUN^t 04:29, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
•  For. This guy adopted me :( I loved it back at the noob orphanage --VERTO my talk 18:51, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
•  What?!? 3000+ edits already?!?! Obvious fOR!—Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 16:21, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

<insert name here> (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +10

• Nom and for. This guy is the ultimate douchebag. We would be doing Uncyclopedia so much good if we just got rid of this complete jackass. Saberwolf116 21:20, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
• Oh Hells Yes Why's he keep getting nommed for ban? Can't we just shoot him? Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:55,18May,2009
• Smite <insert name here>! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:22 May 27 '09
• For Destroy him 333 times--Iwillkillyou333 05:10, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
•  FOR Gah, they're such a loser. -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 20:38, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
• Yeah, man. <insert name here>'s such an asshole, and he doesn't have enough bans. You know you're not a member until you get banned more than once. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (01:40 06-10-2009)
•  FoR --iseditor.user ^Comments/_Criticism
• Against <insert name here> helped me with many articles like A, B and M! <insert name here> is so sweet anyway. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling ^Brute! 05:44, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
• Against Why so mean? <insert name here> is such a cool user, I might as well nom him for WotM and UotM. Staircase CUN^t 05:59, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
• For. I heard Rikishi has a bigger but than this dude being nommed. —Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 21:33, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
• Comment.

  {{USERNAME}}

  me up baby -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 22:46, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
• For. I'm such a cunthead wanker -- {{User:<insert name here>/sig}}

  Please vote for me -- {{User:<insert name here>/sig}}

• Eh, okays. For. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling ^Brute! ~05:29/6 of July
• For, but only because <insert name here> first nommed me! Pup t 06:32, 19/07/2009
•  HELL. YES. WTF?! th!s SOB t@lks !n abbv.s, @cr0nym$ & 1337!!! i cn't 3v3n undr$tnd h!m 1/2 7h3 7!m3!!! plz b7 h!m!!! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 19:46, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

MrN9000 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 pants

• Nom + 4 leaving. --Mnb'z 17:02, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Invalid. No SysOps, lol. Saberwolf116 14:00, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

That rule no longer applies. Since he's not here, he can't unban himself. (That and half the bans on this wiki are joke bans between admins.) --Mnb'z 03:56, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

• Penis --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:29, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
• Pants then penis.   Le Cejak • <15:27 Jun 12, 2009>

Cajek (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +0 _NOCAJEK_

“Ban Cajek!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Originality

“Cajek is about to be eaten by a grue”

~ kitten huffer on cajek

“In Soviet Russia, Cajek bans YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Cajek

“Ban Cajek for free in return for
1)money
2)reffering your friends to do the same”

~ That Guy on Insomnia

“I'll roundhouse-kick ya”

~ Chuck Norris on Cannibalism

• nom + 4 I have a completely original idea, lets joke ban Cajek. And after that, why don't we make up some fake Oscar Wilde quotes.--Mnb'z 05:06, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
• FWHORE!!! Time to get back at that b*stard for starting the vote to delete our iCarly page... --Meganew (Crap I've Done) (Chat With Me) MUN IT 14:54, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. Cajek deserves a reprieve because he voted to delete iCarly. IronLung 04:54, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. As per Ironlung. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:11, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
• Ra smite! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:18 June 13 '09
• Against. Too trendy. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:04, 19 Jun
• For. You know, you may laugh, but I think joke-banning Cajek could really catch on. Nameable • mumble? 08:46, 20 June 2009 (UTC)