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EugeneKay (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 Useless bastard

•  SN+F Doesn't ever do shit-all except some pointless VFH/VFD edits. Like, seriously? Is it that hard to be funny?     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   22:26, Sunday 15 November 2009  
•  FOR You just need to. Clever Handle 05:55, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

Not A Good Username360 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5 escapees

•  Nom & For Bastard disappeared for 2 months without a trace. He shoulda stayed away. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 02:53, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
•  Hell yeah I don't even know who this guy is as he was gone when I started. Boot to the head. Pup t 03:23, 19/07/2009And he doesn't use bullet points properly!
• For. --Docile hippopotamus 05:32, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
• For Said he may be leaving due to lack of 'free time'. --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 13:00, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:18 07-22-2009)

The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +0 great lung

• nom and for. The Great Lung has returned. --Docile hippopotamus 03:33, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
•  PWHORE!!! Tegleson. --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 04:14, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)
•  Against. wants it too much. --Mn-z 04:32, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. As per above. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:03, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. awarding anything, even a ban, to this guy. pillow talk 18:09, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Methamphetamine! (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3 people who decided to drug themselves

•  For Fuck's Sake Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (01:44 06-10-2009)
• Smite. Meth is for dopes, or something like that. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:38,10June,2009
• Because I said so, and that would be funny if he was finally banned. ~Sponsorship^Sucks _!!! <font color=#A470FE
• KILL HIM Why's he gotta be leaving his signature everywhere? KIDS, SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!Iz in your wiki, VFDing your articlez. --FoxKidsIsCoolerThanJ00 23:01, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

>(18:31 06-18-2009)

LongLiverh3 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 Colt fans

• I nommed myself for ban. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.
• I agree. He is below the age limit. BAN HIM. Staircase CUN^t 03:17, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
• I third that motion Just don't don't like him. I had to say something eventually!Pup t 10:57, 18/07/2009
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

Staircase (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 Admin-Insulting Steps/seconds of ban time

• He deserves this and he knows it. Prepare to get stepped on. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:30,2June,2009
• Deserve what? A prize? Staircase CUN^t 22:33, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
• For. Far too useful--makes the rest of us look bad. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:11, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Well, thanks for the support, guys. Bah. Staircase CUN^t 17:54, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

Modusoperandi (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6 ShamWow fanatics

• NF Modusoperandi? More like Modusoper-BANNED GUY! --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:23, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For. per Syndy. (talk) 21:45, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For. per above. Vengeance, he banned me one time for no reason. It was only for 9 seconds, and I was away at the time, but still. --Mnb'z 01:07, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. You dickheads just wait until ShamWow sucks the Worst out of Uncyclopedia! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:38, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
• ShamWOW is awesome Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:47,26May,2009
•  Against. As per Modus. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 16:31, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
• For. Makes the rest of us look bad. Also LOLModusoperbannedguy. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:46, 20 Jun
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

Crablogger (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +8 because he deserves it

•  nom + for Suprisingly, Crablogger was never banned. --Mnb'z 05:47, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Well then, let's fix that. Saberwolf116 20:06, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Very Strong For Every Uncyclopedian will have to meet the ban hammer sooner or later. Might as well give it to him. I met the hammer 10 times already. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:50, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
• Killer Tomato Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:03, May, 15 '9
• Obliterate. You have 20 seconds to comply. (talk) 16:55, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
• Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:56, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
• dis nigga ain't be ballin. crazy unfunneh honkey ass fool....... -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:40, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
• 'FOR' I don't know him, but it's always fun to get someone randomly blocked Fahrenheit 20:48, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:26, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

Kip the Dip (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6 For keeping the world intact by banning Kip

•  Nom + For Because the world will end according to Spang if we don't vote to ban him. See: "02:13, 13 May 2009 Spang (Talk | contribs) blocked Kip the Dip (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 7 minutes ‎ (For the sanity of the site this guys must be banned, otherwise the world will end if he doesn't get the FFS ban.)" —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:15, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
• for per above. --Mnb'z 05:59, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
• Ride The Lightning Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:07, May, 15 '9
• Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:55, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
• Kerkill MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:56, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

Mahm00shA (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +10 worthless shits

• Suicide. Fucking ban me again. I am a worthless piece of shit, I cant write worth shit and I fucking eat shit. Holy shit. Also, shit. Also also, PHALLUSPHALLUSPHALLUS!!1!lolololo!one!shift+1!!1! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:24, 13 May '09
•  For. Did you know that, for a time, Buddha ate his own shit, too? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 00:18, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For. per above. --Mnb'z 05:59, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
• For. --Docile hippopotamus 07:59, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
•     I'm not sure which to use, but +1. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:13,15May,2009
• For Per the convincing discussion above. What this is a Discussion or is it a Vote? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:49, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
• Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:55, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For. This is VFD, right? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:28, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
•  No, not my little babooshka, my cheery bottom sweetie pie. Never! Pup t 06:34, 19/07/2009
• Oh, sorry, you mean that Mahn00shA. Oh in that case  Hell yes, with bacon on top and a side of creamed celeriac! Pup t 20:54, 19/07/2009
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

Sawblade5 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 Lazy Uncyclopedians

•  Nom + For I am doing this because I am lazy and I don't want to remove the FFS template from my page. You can find more reasons to ban me by editing My User Page. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:15, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For. per above. --Mnb'z 05:59, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
• Die by the hammer! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:04, May, 15 '9
• Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:54, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

YesTimeToEdit (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6 users who should tell us their gender

•  Nom and for. Yettie's gender is a secret almost as complex as Socky's country of Origin was. Now that i've figured that out, ban Yettie till he/she tells us the truth! Saberwolf116 17:33, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For. finding out his/her gender. --Mnb'z 05:59, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For. what a bastard! - [09:23 14 May 2009] PlebYettie
• gender confused Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:08, May, 15 '9
• Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:54, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Why ban him/her/it? If anyones worth a ban it's me. He/she/it should never be banned :P --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:41, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
• Yes. —Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 21:34, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

CheddarBBQ (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +10 doritos packets

• Nom and for. Because its CheddarBBQ. --Docile hippopotamus 08:00, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
• Smite him! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:01, May, 15 '9
• Doritos and mountain dew. (talk) 16:56, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Antidisestablishmentarianism is not a word according to Firefox spell check. --Mnb'z 17:09, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Antidisestablishmentarianism: It is according to Safari spell check. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:12,15May,2009

• YAY!!! Wait, what am I voting for exactly? Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:25,15May,2009

A brief, pointless ban. WHAT NOW, BITCH??? Saberwolf116 19:52, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Ah, don't yell at me. Don't make me throw a template at your ass. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:10,15May,2009

• Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:53, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Duh. Staircase CUN^t 04:29, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
•  For. This guy adopted me :( I loved it back at the noob orphanage --VERTO my talk 18:51, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
•  What?!? 3000+ edits already?!?! Obvious fOR!—Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 16:21, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
•  For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

<insert name here> (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +10

• Nom and for. This guy is the ultimate douchebag. We would be doing Uncyclopedia so much good if we just got rid of this complete jackass. Saberwolf116 21:20, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
• Oh Hells Yes Why's he keep getting nommed for ban? Can't we just shoot him? Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:55,18May,2009
• Smite <insert name here>! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:22 May 27 '09
• For Destroy him 333 times--Iwillkillyou333 05:10, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
•  FOR Gah, they're such a loser. -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 20:38, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
• Yeah, man. <insert name here>'s such an asshole, and he doesn't have enough bans. You know you're not a member until you get banned more than once. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (01:40 06-10-2009)
•  FoR --iseditor.user ^Comments/_Criticism
• Against <insert name here> helped me with many articles like A, B and M! <insert name here> is so sweet anyway. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling ^Brute! 05:44, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
• Against Why so mean? <insert name here> is such a cool user, I might as well nom him for WotM and UotM. Staircase CUN^t 05:59, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
• For. I heard Rikishi has a bigger but than this dude being nommed. —Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 21:33, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
• Comment.

  {{USERNAME}}

  me up baby -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 22:46, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
• For. I'm such a cunthead wanker -- {{User:<insert name here>/sig}}

  Please vote for me -- {{User:<insert name here>/sig}}

• Eh, okays. For. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling ^Brute! ~05:29/6 of July
• For, but only because <insert name here> first nommed me! Pup t 06:32, 19/07/2009
•  HELL. YES. WTF?! th!s SOB t@lks !n abbv.s, @cr0nym$ & 1337!!! i cn't 3v3n undr$tnd h!m 1/2 7h3 7!m3!!! plz b7 h!m!!! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 19:46, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

MrN9000 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 pants

• Nom + 4 leaving. --Mnb'z 17:02, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Invalid. No SysOps, lol. Saberwolf116 14:00, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

That rule no longer applies. Since he's not here, he can't unban himself. (That and half the bans on this wiki are joke bans between admins.) --Mnb'z 03:56, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

• Penis --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:29, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
• Pants then penis.   Le Cejak • <15:27 Jun 12, 2009>

Cajek (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +0 _NOCAJEK_

“Ban Cajek!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Originality

“Cajek is about to be eaten by a grue”

~ kitten huffer on cajek

“In Soviet Russia, Cajek bans YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Cajek

“Ban Cajek for free in return for
1)money
2)reffering your friends to do the same”

~ That Guy on Insomnia

“I'll roundhouse-kick ya”

~ Chuck Norris on Cannibalism

• nom + 4 I have a completely original idea, lets joke ban Cajek. And after that, why don't we make up some fake Oscar Wilde quotes.--Mnb'z 05:06, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
• FWHORE!!! Time to get back at that b*stard for starting the vote to delete our iCarly page... --Meganew (Crap I've Done) (Chat With Me) MUN IT 14:54, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. Cajek deserves a reprieve because he voted to delete iCarly. IronLung 04:54, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. As per Ironlung. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:11, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
• Ra smite! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:18 June 13 '09
• Against. Too trendy. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:04, 19 Jun
• For. You know, you may laugh, but I think joke-banning Cajek could really catch on. Nameable • mumble? 08:46, 20 June 2009 (UTC)