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<center>{{fundraiser}}</center><div id="title-meta" style="display: none">User:Sawblade5 {{cn2}} </div>{{NOLOGO}}[[Image:Wikivote.png]]
<div style="border-top:1px solid gray; border-bottom:1px solid gray; padding-top:5px;
padding-bottom:5px; margin-bottom:20px"> '' '''Whoops!''' Maybe you were looking for {{USERLINK}}? ''</div>
{{FFS}}
{{User:Kip the Dip/Block Me!/Counter|year=2011|month=8|day=13}}
{{Nobody cares}}
{{HurricaneWarning}}
<CENTER>'''Remember my Favorites and pages I created are below all this bullshit{{cn2}} and my Frequenlty Asked Questions can be found [[User:Sawblade5/FAQ|Here]].{{cn2}}'''</CENTER>
Also check out [[User:Sawblade5/Best Of Sandbox|The best of Uncyclopedia Sandbox]]. As from time to time whats in the [[Uncyclopedia:sandbox|sandbox]] is worth saving.
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{{Wikipedian-named|Sawblade05}} 
{{Driver}}{{California warning}}{{kansas}}
== Useless Userboxes{{Fact}} ==
This user is real cool{{cn2}} and is from [[Kansas]].{{Fact}}
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<tr><td>{{Userbox|Mistyrose|Mistyrose|[[Image:NRV.png|40px]]|This user is worthless to Uncyclopedia & should be huffed.}}</td><td>{{User SPARTA}}</td><td>{{User boy}}</td></tr>
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==More Crap==

 <hr> Disclaimer: I know this userpage is crap, but I can not be held responsible for having this user page as crap, even if I wrote the stupid thing. {{cn2}}If your unhappy on being here you can return to the [[Hijacked Domain|Main Page]]{{cn2}}

[[Image:Looooolww6.gif]]

I hope you enjoy my UserPage.{{cn2}} Please fucking don't vandalise it.{{cn2}} By doing so you will be at my mercy [[UN:BP|here]]{{fact}} and you fancy edit will be reverted. {{fact}}
==Poll{{cn2}}==

<Poll>
Is this page crap?
Hell Yes, If I had the power to I would huff it on site and blow Sawblade5 up
Yea
I don't [[nobody cares|Care]].
No
Hell No its the best Userpage on Uncyclopedia
</poll>

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== Favorite Pages {{cn2}}==
[[EPIC FAIL!]]
[[Fisher Price]]
[[Mr winkler is GAY]]
[[feedback]]
[[nobody cares]]
[[HowTo:Get Banned]]
[[Template:cn2]]{{cn2}}
[[Template:username]] I am sure it's {{Username}}'s favorite too
[[Template:ad]] Because I can't get enough useless annoying banner ads here.
[[Peer]] I don't know why it is a favorite. That asshole keeps reseting my IRC connections
[[Formula Floor]] The best new racing series out there.
[[Main Page]] Am I the only one that considers this page on their favorites.
[[Uncyclopedia:Fundraising]]
[[Do NOT click any links!]] - No seriously don't
[[Humanity: A Retrospective]] - Damn you blew it all up.
[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&user=&page=Fisher_Price_2:_The_Electric_boogaloo Huff Log Fisher Price 2]. - This was funny LMAO. Also check the [http://www.chronarion.org/chirpy/index.cgi?id=5925 QDB Entry] to see what this article was about.

== Created Pages {{cn2}} ==
[[Hijacked Domain]]
[[Kansas City Royals]] - as an IP
[[Template:driver]]
[[Template:User 921]]
[[Template:User Feedback]]
[[Template:Yes or No]] {{Yes or No}}
[[Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/General]] - Page Split
[[Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Affiliation with Conspiracies or Other Organizations]] - Page Split
[[Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Attitude]] - Page Split
[[Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Computing]] - Page Split
[[Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Games]] - Page Split
[[Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Groups]] - Page Split
[[Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Mental maladies]] - Page Split
[[Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Music]] - Page Split
[[Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Ninjas]] - Page Split
[[Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Nonsensical]] - Page Split
[[Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Self-referential]] - Page Split
[[Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/War, violence and giant explosions]] - Page Split
[[Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Unknown Foreign Content]] - Page Split
[[Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Bullet - speak to someone you hate!!!]] - Page Split
[[Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Typo - For htose fo us stlil in Keyboardign 101]] - Paeg Spilt
[[Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Mindspeak — for people who speak their minds.]] - Page Split
[[Template:User likes goats]] - I also made this template for wikipedia.

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== Awards{{fact}} ==
{{Q|Hard to belive that I get anything at all.|[[User:Sawblade5|Sawblade5]]|Awards}}
=== Main Awards {{fact}}===
 
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| <center>This user has been [[Uncyclopedia:Ban Policy|pwn3d]] by '''[[FFS|democracy]]'''{{cn2}} {{#if: {{{why|}}}|for {{{why}}}|}}, and will be returning shortly.{{cn2}} See [[FFS#Archives|why]] this unpopular user got banned, and maybe nominate someone ''you'' don't like for the same fate!{{cn2}}</center>
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[[Category:FFSWinner|{{PAGENAME}}]]
I won this at 16:22, 27 October 2007 and was blocked for 1 second by [[User:Hinoa|Hinoa]] 
{{GOTM|Month=May|Year=2008}}
{{:Awards/MetaAward|bordercolor=#000000|bgcolor=#ccd8cb|textcolor=#000000|titlecolor=#000000|image=[[Image:Award.png|50px]]|width=358px|title=CloroxQuest award|text=This user has successfully{{cn2}} found [[User:Clorox|Clorox]]'s hidden links.{{cn2}}|}}
[[Category:CloroxQuest Winners]]
 
{{Tilde}}
Awarded by: {{User:Administrator/Sig}} at 17:14, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

=== Awards That I got for voting good {{cn2}} ===

{{User:The UnIdiot/VFH2}}
Awarded by: Thanks vote teh votzrs! {{User:The UnIdiot/sig}} 00:34, Oct 19

{{User:Doovad/RA VFH}}
Thanks for voting for [[Right arrow|right arrow]]! You deserve this <s>crappy</s> template! 
Awarded by:{{User:Doovad/sig}} at 02:35, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

{{User:Andorin Kato/ty1}}

Awarded by: Thanks! --{{User:Andorin Kato/sig}} 01:58, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

{{User:TheLedBalloon/VFH13}}
Thanks again for voting, - {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 01:59, Dec 7

{{user:AE/NotM}}
Awarded by: --{{User:AE/sig}} 00:49, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

{{User:The UnIdiot/CondomTY}}
Awarded At: 01:32, 12 January 2008

{{User:TheLedBalloon/VFH16}}
Awarded by and at {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 04:22, Jan 14
 
'''THINKER Loves You Award''' 
Hey there Sawblade. A user that kinda snuck up on Uncyc, ready to cut through voting templates with his razor-sharp opinions. Lethal.

Anyway, thank you for your vote in the Writer of the Year competition. From the bottom of my pillow-soft, under-ripened heart, I do so appreciate that you like some of those articles I wrote.
 
Awarded by: {{User:The Thinker/sig}} at 18:57, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
 

{{User:Fag/VFH/EPIC FAIL!}}

Awarded by: {{User:Fag/sig2}} at 17:04, February 4, 2008

{{User:Inorian/IAA}}

Awarded by: {{User:Inorian/sig.css}} at 03:08, 14 February 2008 (EST)

'''Thanks! Award'''
 
For voting [[Why?:Am I a Power Ranger?]] into the top ten articles of 2008! Have fun!
 
Awarded by {{User:Orian57/sig7}} '' at 23:52 1 February 2009''
 
'''I send you wishes of glad tidings... Award'''
 
...for your vote on [[Uncyclopedia:Potatochopper of the Year]]. Now I must leave and figure out what I am going to do next as not to lose your respect. 
Awarded by: {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} at 00:15, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
 

===Christmas Cards that I got for 2007===

'''None''' - I wonder?

===Christmas Cards that I got for 2008===

====Happy Hanukkah====
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'''PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769'''|
if you're not Jewish, party anyway 
 
'''Happy Hanukkah from [[user:RabbiTechno|Rabbi Techno]]'''
 
NOW START DRINKING
}}

==== Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co. ====

{{User:SysRq/xmas08}}
{{User:SysRq/sigsubst2|time=@ 23:55 Dec 21}}

====A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!====
{{User:TheLedBalloon/XMas08}}

- {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 20:20, Dec 21

==== Tis' The Season ====

{{box|
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[[Image:Satanta.jpg‎||right|100px|]]
'''<big>PARTY LIKE IT'S SATURNALIA!</big>'''|
''Io, Saturnalia!-'' Eat, Drink and treat your masters with disrespect! 
 
'''Happy Hedonism from the [[User:DrStrange|Saturnalicius Princeps]]'''
 
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS
}}

====Treat====
{{User:Kip the Dip/candycane|Eat it! <big>NOW!!</big>}}

==== Thank you! ====

that was sweet! Merry X-mas to you and yours!

====During this season...====
[[Image:Scientologicalholydays.png|center]]

:Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the ''Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes'' --{{User:DJ Irreverent/sig}} 13:31, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

==== Punch! ====

{{User:Sannse/card2008}}

==== Whee! ====

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<center>BEWARE OF THIS GIFT!</center>
 
<center>Darth Admin has seen your card, and knows that it is good. And as per the holiday season, he's giving you this nice Boxing Day card. He totally didn't forget about giving you a Christmas card. No way.</center>
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--{{User:Administrator/Sig}} 17:32, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

==== Festive greetings, etc. ====

And thanks for the card. :) --{{User:Todd_Lyons/sig}} 16:37, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
===Christmas Cards that I got for 2009===

None Yet

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