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Gouncyclopedia! (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 people who just can't take it anymore

• IronLung 04:35, 16 April 2009 (UTC)  nom & for i resign, i'm back, season 2 is finally here !!!
•  He doesn't afraid of anything. Not even FFS. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 04:39, 16 April 2009 (UTC)--Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 04:41, 16 April 2009 (UTC) For.

 He's already banned. Saberwolf116 03:44, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Comment He's only banned for 2 years the vote here is to extend that ban. The noms should only be strucked if it's a Infiban not a long term one. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 19:17, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Mnbvcxz (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 9 steely-red bionic eyes

•  Nom & for. Mnbvcxz is far too efficient and out of touch with human emotion to be not an android. You all know what I'm talking about. ANDROIDS. IronLung 23:52, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

 May I join you in harrassing him? --Absolutely Not Benson 23:23, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

•  For. Two words: pregnancy erotica. pillow talk 00:34, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
• Formatting nazi. Great at kewl pictures & captions too. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:36, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
•  For per above. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:13, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
•  For All the above reasons are very convincing to get a ban for him. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 07:41, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
•  He doesn't afraid of anything. Not even FFS. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 04:10, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
• For. --Docile hippopotamus 03:53, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
• Preggo fetish. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:19, Apr 30

Cajek (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 Cajek Banination

•  Nom + For I know This is still the only way for me to get Cajek blocked without getting myself blocked in the process. Therefore I am nominating and voting for his ban. I wish there was a special rule made for this vote to make it 1 Cajek block for ever for vote here., Oh Well We'll see if they do the traditional minute-sec ban based on votes or do it like this. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 09:15, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. Every time Cajek is banned, God masturbates all over a kitten. Do think of the kittens. pillow talk 23:27, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
  • How about Nobody Cares about that this guy Cajek deserves every ban. If he reaches 100 I think he'll come back. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 07:40, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
•  For. God ejaculates rainbows. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:52, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
•  Meh. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 22:45, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
• For Everybody gets a ban either way, but he deserves it the most! And he needs to come back, dammit! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:08, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
•  Cajek Must Be Banned! S-984 13:47, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Colin "All your base" Heaney (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7 Overused Internet Memes

•  Nom&For This guy walks around doing whatever he wants, he spams, he's a know-it-all, and he streched the bottom of this page. And his name is too long and has "All Your Base" in it, despite the fact that it is dead. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 21:48, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For per the fact that he is twelve. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:52, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 02:12, Feb. 24, 2009
• HECK yes. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:39, Feb 24
•  For teh memes Also: You can thank JoeSheA for the bottom of the page. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:58, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. I just wanted to know what the colon did.--J-Shea 23:29, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Two can play at that game! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:20, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Okay, that fucked things up for me a bit, so I reverted. pillow talk 23:28, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

•  For. Cuz my balls hurt --Kit talk
• For. --Docile hippopotamus 10:36, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Benson (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1 tired Uncyc fads

•  For.! He is a phony!! --Meganew 18:34, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. He's better than you. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:44, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. Are you, by any chance, a sock of Powershot? —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:04, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
• No. I wasn't here during the Powershot Crisis. Besides, I may dislike Benson, but I don't deal out death threats. --Meganew 1:35, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For Baning He keeps on returning over and over again only for a few weeks or edits at a time. Therefore that is reason enough to ban. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 07:37, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

  Yeah, let's bane this motherfucker as soon as possible! Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 14:05, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

• Against better than Meganew.

Meganew (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 Grade-A Jackasses

•  Nom + For. BAN MEH!! --Meganew 16:43, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
• F♥r. Under any other circumstances, I would say no to your self-serving ass. However, your attention-getting schemes are outweighed only by your sins at UN:AAN. Why you are even putting yourself up as an adopter is beyond me, but putting yourself up at the top of the list is certainly ban worthy. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:36, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

  Putting myself at the top was an accident. There was nothing to say that "Newest adopters go at the bottom." --Meganew 02:35, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

  You're still a bitch. —Sir SysRq (talk) 02:41, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Excuse me? (Slaps SysRq across the face) --Meganew 16:08, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

•  Against. Per the slapping of SysRq. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:44, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Fuck's Sake Per attempted Grue Army mutiny. --J-Shea 05:03, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. As per Colin "All your- okay, this guy's name is too long! BAN HIM!... but not Meganew. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 02:22, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
  • This coming from Not a good user-okay, this guy's name is too long! BAN HIM!... Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:54, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
    • I'd like to point out I have openly admitted my username is not good. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 18:53, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
      • I'd also like to point out that you voted against banning me. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 21:26, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
•  For. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:41, Feb 24

Comment.: May as well try this:

   LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!! 

   LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!! 

   LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!! 

   LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!! 

   LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!! 

--Absolutely Not Benson 22:31, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

•  For. Fixed the score text. Wow, you're worse than me. That takes a LOT.Saberwolf116 22:32, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
•  For. EVIL! » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 10:56, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Kip the Dip (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7 For Gods Sake its a tradition

•  Nom + For For the sanity of the site this guys must be banned, otherwise the world will end if he doesn't get the FFS ban. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 07:05, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Fuck him. Inebriated 08:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For per Inebriated. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:59, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

 Ew. Please don't. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 23:12, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

You're very good at wrongly interpreting things. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 05:58, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

 Against.  Against. Damn you ! YOU DON'T GET TO VOTE TWICE JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE IT. ONLY I DO.--J-Shea 05:30, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

You're very good at wrongly interpreting things. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:39, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

•  For. until he comes back. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:45, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Anus -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 02:11, Feb. 24, 2009
•  Buttocks • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:42, Feb 24
•  Dildo per Kip. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:57, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Choad per the bandwagon. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:44, 6 Mar

Not A Good Username360 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4 Terrible Names

 Nom & Against Wait, what? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 23:36, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Um... did I just Nominate myself for banning? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 01:28, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

•  Yes you did And I just voted to ban ya. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 03:32, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

You already voted. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 13:30, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

Nevermind, you CAN do that. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 13:36, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

I deserved to be banned, I've been acting like a n00b these past few weeks... Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 13:38, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

•  For. Fuck him. Inebriated 08:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For per Inebriated. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:02, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

 Ew. Please don't. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 23:09, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

You're very good at wrongly interpreting things. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 06:00, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

I know how to get votes!

LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!!

LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!!

LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!!

LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!!

LOL!!!!!!1!!11!!2 ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ROXX0RS!!!11!!1 ITS AWEXSOME!!1!1!3! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL111!!!!11!!!

That ought to do the trick.Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 01:21, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Are you sure you didn't mean Encyclopaedia Dramatica? —Sir SysRq (talk) 02:55, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Oops. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 23:45, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

 For. Fuck him--Non00bs22 05:55, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Ew. Please don't. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:43, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

•  Against. as per his EDgasm. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:47, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

LOL! N00000B!!! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:44, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

•  Against This guy is awesome. I also made him a $10000 Oscar Wilde bill!

Sign your posts, Mtallman. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 22:41, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

•  for. --Docile hippopotamus 07:00, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Sawblade5 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 Forgetting to shoot bullets

 Nom+For Well I keep on fucking up on voting pages where I forget to put the bullets in like * before every vote fucking it up for others to vote below me. Therefore I should be banned for it for a few minutes to think about it. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 21:25, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

 Back at'cha. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 13:49, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

•  For. Fuck him. Inebriated 08:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For per Inebriated. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:03, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Ew. Please don't. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 23:14, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

You're very good at wrongly interpreting things. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 06:00, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

•  For. not signing his FFS votes. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:48, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Hyperbole (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6 WTF

•  Nom+For This guy want this so bad he kinda fucked me up when I thought I was voting for <insert name here>. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 06:37, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
•  For. He deserves it even more than Cajek or Kip! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:09, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Fuck him. Inebriated 08:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

 Ew. Please don't. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 23:17, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

You're very good at wrongly interpreting things. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 06:00, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

•  For. He's the most useless n00b on the site. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:50, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. Against. Against. I get one vote for each one of Colin's chins. --J-Shea 05:13, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

  Actually, you don't. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:31, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

  Actually he does, for I only have one chin. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 22:43, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

•  For. Bringing Inebriated back. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:31, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
•  I like Inebriated better. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:34, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Boomer (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3 Double fuckwits

•  For. I dot like this user and niobody does. pillow talk 23:49, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
•  For Twice We Already are voting on him below. However it never hurts to vote again. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 06:30, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
•  For. As per Mr-Not-Sign-his-votes. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:51, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3.5 nemeses

•  For.. My burning hatred for SoaUR fuels most of the work I do on this wiki. Like, when I write anything, it's only to make him look bad, or prove him wrong, or generally annoy him. And I've worked pretty hard this month. So I think I deserve that he be banned for life. Or at least for one minute. pillow talk 15:37, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Don't you mean SoaUU. Where did that R come from. I know, it came out of your arse... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:23, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For It's a Sockpuppet. What more reason for banning. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 04:18, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
•  For. If I weren't so mild-mannered and civil, why, I'd go over there and give him a piece of my mind. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:26, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
•  HECK YES! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:18, Jan 26
•  Against. What the fuck is wrong with these people? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:18, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For.. Rude and unworthy, and a sock puppet. 70.21.170.130 05:09, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Against.. He is trying to be Humorous--GiantFatNerd 01:26, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
• Dude, he is a sockpuppet, but he's an unregistered user. In other words, he's a sockpuppet of an IP. So, really, that would give him a different IP. He just uses sockpuppet because it sounds like a nice name for an unregistered user (I believe). He is a regular user. Thereby, he should be taken off of FFS immediatly. (I confused myself too.) S-984 16:37, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
  • FFS is a jooooooke... --The Ghost of FFS 17:36, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. FFS is super-serial bizziness!!! Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:54, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For.. --Docile hippopotamus 07:04, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Against.. As with Socky, what the fuck is up with these people? Socky is a large contributor to Uncyclopedia. Like I said before, he shouldn't be banned. A sockpuppet of an unregistered user is basically a user, since a user is an alias for an IP, i.e. an unregistered user. He is a user, and that's that. S-984 23:46, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For.. He keeps spamming welcome messages on my friend's talk page (User talk:Thunderboi) » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 06:53, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
•  And I thought my username was bad... Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:50, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

  What the fuck are you talking about? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:08, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

  Pancakes. You really should try some. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 22:47, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

•  Someone's About To Get Punched In The Balls SOAUU shouldn't be taken off. He's probably the only guy to ever be nominated for banning and Uncyclopedian of the Year at the same time.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 18:20, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

You really don't get it do you? -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:00, 9 Apr

Orian57 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7 flaming hetrosexual macho men who totally only like girls

• Because I never get joke-banned it's like you all hate me or something. :( ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:16 20 January 2009
• Are you going to vote for or anything? Or put in any normal vote formatting? Huh? I guess not! Pah! Well For. - [22:35 20 January 2009] YYettie
•  For gay. --Mnbvcxz 05:44, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
• For because I totally only like girls. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:30, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
• F♥r. Fucking Scot faggot. —Sir SysRq (talk) 02:01, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Hate Crimes. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:25, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Fuck him. Inebriated 08:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. He's beating me right now. --J-Shea 23:55, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. contradicting JoeSheA. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:43, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Faggot gave me crabs. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:41, 6 Mar

Joe SheA (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -7 GuyS WHo CAn'T reAd THE RuLes

 For. Come on! 4 for 4! --J-Shea 05:29, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

• for FFS. --Docile hippopotamus 09:25, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
•  Forever- this guy is nominated for every lemon prize. Why not? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 21:31, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
• For. Finally, an award Joe actually deserves to win. pillow talk 15:40, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
•  He Must Win Per all above it just makes sense. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 05:12, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
•  Against because I'm like that. --Mnbvcxz 16:23, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
•  FOR!!!!!! --Meganew (POST NOW!!!) 14:46, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. Joe wants to get joke-banned so irrationally badly that it's just more fun not to give it to him. pillow talk 06:41, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Attention whore. As per Hyperbole. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:45, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Against per Hype. —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:37, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For SIKE!!! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 23:45, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Huh? I have no idea what that guy above me is trying to communicate. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:48, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

• He indicated that he was going to vote "for," but "psyched" you out by doing the exact opposite, "sike" being an alternate spelling of "psyche." To "psyche" is to psychologically confuse or bewilder one's opponent. Considering that you were psychologically bewildered, it seems to have worked. pillow talk 00:08, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Apparently so not so! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:13, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Taht's rite! I haet spelin wrods rite! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:23, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

I guess you vote neutral then, right? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:44, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

No, it's Against. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 01:39, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Okay. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:42, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

• Against per Hyperbole. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:36, 6 Mar
•  Against. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:20, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
• {{Against)) Per his sockpuppet(s) and annoying mood. --Absolutely Not Benson 18:26, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Tooltroll (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2.5 users that can read the rules

•  Nom+for He nominated <insert name here> and placed it on the bottom. Also nominating <insert name here> usually means he's a trouble maker. 12.52.67.30 15:45, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Fuck him. Inebriated 08:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For per Inebriated. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:05, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. As per his nomination of that douchebag <insert name here>. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio
•  For per this. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:08, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

<insert name here> (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups•Checkuser)

Score: +4 Times <insert name here> blanked your userpage.

• Necronom&for - This user continually pisses me off. An idiot studying to be a moron. . . and failing, miserably.   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 05:05, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

• Aw, sweet. I love it when people see me in such a glowing light. - [16:58 19 January 2009] YYettie

• Aww, crap, I really need to remember {{USERNAME}}. - [16:59 19 January 2009] YYettie

• Against. What the fuck are you talking about? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:04, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

  Oh um, I really need to get my eyes checked. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:13, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

• Your face. —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:18, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

•  For FFS Ban <insert name here> already, he blanked my userpage. You should add <insert name here> to UN:BP. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 04:07, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
•  Against.. It's not like he does anything bad... --Meganew (POST NOW!!!) 00:46, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For., but I don't know how... Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 13:41, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. WTF is going one here? I never friggin blanked a page!--GiantFatNerd 01:28, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Fuck him. Inebriated 08:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Ignore the earlier WTF comment made by <insert name here>. They wiped my user page, and wrote strange crap on a few of my articles. --Concernedresident 12:45, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. My sweet Jesus in a sidecar, I love <insert name here> soooo much, please don't ban her. I want to put my face between her lovely breasts and blow. You are a girl, aren't you, <insert name here>? I base that assumption on your perfect, womanly words that sing so sweetly to my soul, there's no way you're a boy. Are you? I love you. --TPLN 23:51, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Against.--Cuz im like that. No reason. Got a problem with that?
•  For. He has a funny name. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:56, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. I can't stand this guy. Even his username annoys me.--The House of Pigs _{everyone hates me...} 17:29, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
•  For. - He blanked my page too! » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 06:56, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
•  For. The motherload of assholes - pardon my language but really I can't tolerate this user! --Kit talk
•  Against. Yo what the hell!!! I never blanked any user pages. What the fuck are y'all talking about???--<insert name here>
•  Against I do want to nominate <insert name here> because he deleted my Userpage!~ 21:43, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
•  For. HE BLANKED MY TALK PAGE. <insert name here> IS EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! --Benson
• I think someone has been illegally accessing my account and charging money on my credit card (even though I don't have one). :( What can I do about it? Also, <insert name here> is crazy, he stole my username! >:O (BTW, this is the real me) —<insert name here>
• Against. This is my first time visiting here. Yeah. For the record: A) I'm not a woman B) I haven't blanked anyone's userpage C) The only page I have blanked and completely rewritten are The Mars Volta, Ingmar Bergman, Trogdor the Burninator, and Benson's Userpage. Also, who the fuck is Benson? Also, why am I here? —Sir Guildensternenstein 19:23, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

• If I'm not mistaken that is 3 people so far.... Man, does this ever grow old? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:53, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

• No, never ever. This is a true gem of Uncyclopedia.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 14:08, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Jimbo Wales (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6 LMAO

•  Nom+For Bought the site from Chronarion. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 02:36, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
•  For. --Mnbvcxz 18:06, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
•  For. It's time he gets what he deserves! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:23, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Fuck him. Inebriated 08:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. What the Fuck is going on here?--Non00bs22 20:56, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. KILL THE TRAITOR! S-984 21:41, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Who is this guy, anyway? He tramps around like he can do whatever he wants! Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:58, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

 Four I've never seen anything of great quality made by this user.

•  For.. --Docile hippopotamus 07:06, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For.. 'Bout time! --Meta 500 02:31, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Chronarion (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4 insane idiots

•  nom This guy walks around the place like he made it or something. J-Shea 08:42, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

  He does very little walking these days. Chronarion's last edit was in October of last year. He's been rather inactive for a while now. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:12, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

•  For sold the site to Jimbo Wales --Mnbvcxz 03:21, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
•  Strong For Per Above. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 02:34, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
• For what Mnbvcxz said. --Docile hippopotamus 06:55, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
• Against. Without him, we wouldn't know what the worst was. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:56, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Fuck him. Inebriated 08:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For per Inebriated. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. Maybe he'll give me a Google Android if I vote Against. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:00, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
•  ****ing coward. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:31, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

YesTimeToEdit (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: Y4sTimeToAbandonMyFriends

• Nom & For for leaving. edit also, Yettie doesn't have a penis! --Mnbvcxz 20:34, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
• FUCK YOU! /me runs away sobbing —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:46, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
•  For What a bastard XD! The UN:BP is down the hall to the right if you feel mad enough. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 21:54, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
• PBBT!! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:57, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
• Awwwww Yeah --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:24, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
•  Against.. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 21:38, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

template added, and I do believe that a lack of template doesn't invalidate a nomination. --Mnbvcxz 00:06, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

•  Against. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 07:41, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
•  Awww, you guys! - [13:32 18 January 2009] YYettie
•  Trannies aren't welcome here. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:13 20 January 2009
•  For. Ban this not-even-a-bitch! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:06, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Fuck him. Inebriated 08:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

•  Against. What does the colon do? --J-Shea 00:00, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

• It extracts water and salt from solid wastes before they are excreted from the body. pillow talk 06:04, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
• He shows up from time to time, offering you little bits of advice here and there. He's an okay guy. I'd hang out with him. —Sir SysRq (talk) 02:43, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

 NO! YOU FUCKS, I meant this awesome key on my iPhone that I am now addicted to pressing.. Also, sockpup needs to stop signing in and out between his accounts. --J-Shea 05:37, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

•  For. Penis. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:00, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
  • YOUR FACE!!!!!!!! --J-Shea 05:20, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. What did he do? » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 06:57, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Mahm00shA (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 blasphemers smitten by the Eye Of Ra, for they hath befouled the sacred writing of Thoth; they hath befouled the Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water.

•  Nom and Smite Ban me, lest Horus hacketh off thy phallus. (that is if you have a phallus) 10:44, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
•  I don't think I have a phallus so I'm not really scared, although it would help if I knew what a phallus was.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 14:05, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Because CheddarBBQ's a GIRL! --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 15:09, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

• Ouch, that's harsh. i am now assuming phallus=penis?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 03:08, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
• CheddarBBQ's a girl? And I thought self-noms were not allowed. Now I know.User:Zheliel/sigz2 10:10, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

• For. --Docile hippopotamus 10:48, 27 April 2009 (UTC)