Chocolate Milk
“Good Stuff.”
“I like chocolate Milk.”
“It's chocolate combined with milk!”
“What the hell?”
“Sorry, there was chocolate milk there.”
“It helps build strong bones, bitches.”
“Chocolate milk is very chocolatey with a hint of milk in it.”
History[edit | edit source]
Chocolate Milk is somewhat a form of dairy comprised of chocolate and sperm(A.K.A. Milk). It was discovered in 69 B.C. in what is now South America by Obi-Wan Kenobi. Its mystical properties cause you to become more prone to catching AIDS(Which you already have) and ejaculateing Spaghetti. There are some forms of chocolate milk that comes from chocolate cows in Russia, but are rarely seen because Stalin won't share milk secrets.
It Helps Build Strong Bones[edit | edit source]
BULLSHIT!!! It only contains 0.1% Calcium and you have to weight lift to gets da muscles. Masturbation doesn't help either...well actually, yes it does. Butt Still, you need to move around to get muscles instead of drinking the milk and let it do the work for you.
Uses[edit | edit source]
There is a variety of ways you can use chocolate milk such as:
- Drinking
- Eating
- Snorting
- Huffing
- Pissing
- Chewing
- Spilling
- Lighting on fire
- Spilling it on ur best friend's favorite shirt
- Spilling it on ur mum's favorite shirt
- Spilling it on ur pedophilia obsessed father's favorite shirt
- Spilling it on ur ass
Side Effects[edit | edit source]
Side affects may include:
- Itching
- Diarhea of the mouth
- Constepation
- Gonorrhea Lectim
- AIDS
- Genital warts
- Menstruation
- Spaghetti Urination
- Bladder Infection
- Deformed nipples
- Decrease in penis size by 99.999%
- Explosive Diarhea
- Pregnancy
- Moar AIDS
- Herpes
- Rashes
- Dramaric increase in weight
- Turning into a Republican
- Poop
Product Information[edit | edit source]
If you are experience any pains or symptoms, please Call: 1-800-FUCK-OFF, thanks for calling. P.S. Why so serious?
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